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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran the Elvis.

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Speaker 2: Duran phone tap.

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Speaker 3: The letter says, Dear Elvis, my dad and I have

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Speaker 3: an awesome father daughter relationship. He would do just about

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Speaker 3: anything for me. And you'll hear that in a second

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Speaker 3: in this phone tap. Anyway, when my dad's at work,

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Speaker 3: he doesn't like to mess around, that's the best time

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Speaker 3: to mess with his head. Let's test his patience, all right.

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Speaker 3: This comes from John's daughter Teresa. Teresa's going to start

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Speaker 3: the call to her dad John, and then Garrett comes

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Speaker 3: in to stir in the fun and it turns into

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Speaker 3: a crazy, crazy phone tap between a daughter and a father.

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Speaker 3: Here we go, let's listen in.

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Speaker 2: Hello Dad, what's up? Sweet? I need you to do

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Speaker 2: me a favor. What what do you need? Sweet?

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Speaker 1: I met Wendy's and I'm in the bathroom and there's

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Speaker 1: no toilet paper.

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Speaker 2: What do you need? Sweet? I need toilet paper? Where

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Speaker 2: the hell are you? I'm with the girls. They're shopping. Now,

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Speaker 2: Well call them. I'm get some bird Bucks over there

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Speaker 2: to get you toilet paper. I did call them, but

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Speaker 2: they aren't anting their phones. Bod, I mean you, I've

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Speaker 2: had five orders to still today there's no way I

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Speaker 2: am getting away from work in order to get you

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Speaker 2: toilet paper at a Wendy's. There's nobody there you can call.

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Speaker 2: Can't you call the mon security or something anything. I'm

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Speaker 2: just I'm in the back and I'm not gonna call malticicurity.

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Speaker 2: But whoever, Well, you're supposed to be an adult and

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Speaker 2: take care of yourself. I don't know. I just thought

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Speaker 2: that maybe you could, like, you know, come over here.

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Speaker 2: I could be done whatever I was doing, Get in

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Speaker 2: my car and drive all the way across town. Buy

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Speaker 2: at a toilet paper so you can wipe your daddy.

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Speaker 2: He had just been toilet paper from Mark. You don't

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Speaker 2: have to stop and buy some. Well, d I don't know,

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Speaker 2: I could get toilet paper anywhere, but you could have

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Speaker 2: done the same damn thing. You had a lot of cockiness. Mind,

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Speaker 2: there are plenty of people you could call your brother?

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Speaker 2: Why are you calling me at work? Josh wouldn't come

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Speaker 2: out here? Are you serious?

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Speaker 3: But why would I stand it?

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Speaker 2: What makes you think I would if your brother wouldn't.

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Speaker 2: You're my dad and that's your job. You're clean? Ol.

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Speaker 1: Hello, you've been in there for half hour.

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Speaker 2: I gotta go there's.

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Speaker 1: Somebody at the door, and I'll come on.

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Speaker 2: Oh, even if I leave now, it's still gonna take

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Speaker 2: me a half hour to forty five minutes to get

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Speaker 2: over there. You're gonna have to deal with this. Well.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell him to wait for thirty minutes. I'll tell

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Speaker 2: him you're coming. If you're a manager at the restaurant,

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Speaker 2: is there anybody you can yell for? Come on, I

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Speaker 2: gotta go get out already, Gracy, you're twenty years old.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna have to figure this kind of out eventually

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Speaker 2: on your own. I know that my butt is falling

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Speaker 2: asleep and I need will.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing the pep dance out here. Come on already,

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Speaker 1: there's no other pathroom.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm there. There's no way I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: be able to leave work today on one of my

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Speaker 2: busiest days to come down there and wipe your for you.

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Speaker 2: I don't care.

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Speaker 1: I'm coming in. I'm breaking down the door.

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Speaker 2: What's up?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Hello?

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Speaker 1: Oh my, you're on the phone. What there is to

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Speaker 1: my father? Hello? Who's this?

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Speaker 2: Hello?

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Speaker 1: Sir?

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Speaker 2: That is my daughter you're talking to?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 2: All right, well you do please just do me a

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Speaker 2: favor and go and get the manager and get some

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Speaker 2: toilet paper in there for please. I'm thank you.

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Speaker 1: They need to use the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: I use the bathroom, but just go get the manager.

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Speaker 1: You don't know how my movements go.

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Speaker 2: I know the bathroom at this restaurant where living in.

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Speaker 1: That is my problem. There's only one, so I gotta

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Speaker 1: go and cheez using.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna have to get the manager anyway, because you're

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Speaker 2: gonna either be dealing with the manager or you're gonna be

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Speaker 2: dealing with me. Boy, do you understand me?

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Speaker 1: Why is your daughter using the bathroom as a phone booth.

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Speaker 1: I don't use the phone booth as a toilet.

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Speaker 2: Just need to get toilet paper so you can weapon

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Speaker 2: all right. I'm sorry that my daughter is so under

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Speaker 2: educated that you can't bring Kleenex in the road first.

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Speaker 2: That's not the way. But just do me this one favor.

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Speaker 2: Go get some toilet paper from the manager and help

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Speaker 2: me out.

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Speaker 1: Why don't you do that?

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Speaker 2: That is your job mine cross town. That worked, all right,

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Speaker 2: and my daughter has calming me up in the middle

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Speaker 2: of a very busy day. You understand me.

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Speaker 1: Not my problem. My problem is I had too much

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Speaker 1: chili this afternoon, so I need to use the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: So I think you do this, I'm going to come

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Speaker 2: down here. I'm to shove us back up here. Do

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Speaker 2: you understand me? And get the manager.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go use the bathroom outside because there's no

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Speaker 1: other you're gonna find me. I'm gonna be the one.

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Speaker 1: Don't understand what it's.

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Speaker 2: Like to do my dad phone back now, listen.

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Speaker 1: You tell her to get out so I can use

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Speaker 1: the ball.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to regret it. Do you understand well, I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna be the one. You don't like to regret it.

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Speaker 2: You're not gonna worry about toilet paper anymore. God, Teresa,

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Speaker 2: get your ass home. Now, get your ass in the

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Speaker 2: car and go home.

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Speaker 1: No need to argue anymore. Uh. My name's Garret from

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Speaker 1: Elvis Durant in the Morning show and your daughter Teresa

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Speaker 1: wanted to play a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 2: Uh, Teresa, I don't have time for this book.

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Speaker 1: I love you, daddy.

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Speaker 2: Oh you're in so much troubles phone