Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
Speaker 1: podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3: You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by
Speaker 1: bad Larry Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I
Speaker 1: have friends.
Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1: There's no love, it's called respect. Why would you respect
Speaker 1: a man who has one ring with a four time
Speaker 1: MVP quarterback? Like? Why why Jan Gaily? When you get
Speaker 1: into the NFL? For example, Robert Taylor, he ain't done nothing,
Speaker 1: he ain't never done nothing. He followed Brian Kelly from CMU.
Speaker 1: He's never won anything, has never done anything. But now
Speaker 1: he's got an interview with the Cowboys. Why because he's
Speaker 1: got experience as a head coach. Okay, great, your experience
Speaker 1: is fucking losing and being a loser. That shouldn't count
Speaker 1: for shit. I'd rather have Well, I don't know why
Speaker 1: they're interviewing Robert Salah. That says more about Jerry Jones.
Speaker 1: Mike McCarthy has eleven seasons of ten or more wins,
Speaker 1: one playoff win in four years with the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 1: Who know? Who know? How many playoff wins does Mike
Speaker 1: Tomlin have in Pittsburgh. That's a completely different story, Mike. No, no,
Speaker 1: it's one super Bowl fire. He got one super Bowl
Speaker 1: fire him. I don't care about that. But the fact
Speaker 1: that they replaced the Ginger with somebody who they thought
Speaker 1: would get playoff wins and they didn't. He failed again
Speaker 1: after sitting out a year. Mike McCarthy failed in Green
Speaker 1: Bay with one of the best quarterbacks of our generation. Okay,
Speaker 1: how much do you put that on Aaron Rodgers who
Speaker 1: was Oh, come on, Aaron Rodgers was terrible. He had
Speaker 1: home field advantage in a lot of those games. He
Speaker 1: is the only fifteen win team to lose in the
Speaker 1: first round of the playoffs against sling Blade. That is true,
Speaker 1: But Mike McCarthy is a mediocre coach. Should never sniff Canton,
Speaker 1: Ohio and should be Mark said, I said, it's Sean Payton,
Speaker 1: a Hall of Fame coach. If he wins in Denver,
Speaker 1: he will be Yeah. Well no, no, he's got one
Speaker 1: Super Bowl. I wouldn't call him a Hall of fame
Speaker 1: coach right now. No, absolutely not. Well, if Mike Tomins
Speaker 1: a Hall of Famer, then Sean, I don't think Mike
Speaker 1: Tomas a Hall of Famer. Neither, he's gonna be a
Speaker 1: Hall of Famer.
Speaker 3: He shouldn't be sustained above averageness is Mike Tomlin.
Speaker 1: But that's my point, is that the sustaining part is
Speaker 1: just because you've broken into that elusive club. It ain't
Speaker 1: because you've dominated that club. It's because you what Deon
Speaker 1: Sanders as your coach.
Speaker 3: It sounds like a terrible Oh.
Speaker 1: I don't want it, but I think it's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: Who do you want Ben Johnson? You don't even know
Speaker 1: if he can be a head coach. I don't care.
Speaker 1: I know Mike McCarthy can't. I know Chang Gaily can't.
Speaker 1: I know Dave Campbell can't. I don't care. Throw the
Speaker 1: fuck dice, let it hit the back wall. Let's roll
Speaker 1: so bad.
Speaker 3: It speaks more to the Cowboys, I think, being like
Speaker 3: a death sentence of a job than necessarily the people
Speaker 3: that they've hired.
Speaker 1: Just fat Man's dead, okay, long live okay, anybody else?
Speaker 1: Fair enough? Fair enough, by the way, Congratulations on James Franklin.
Speaker 1: You all in on James Franklin. Yeah, happy about that. Congratulations.
Speaker 1: Maybe he could be the next head coach of your cowboys?
Speaker 1: Why not? Why not him? And Stark? Stark plus nine hundred.
Speaker 1: That'll never right. You were you were? You were always
Speaker 1: against James Franklin, always, and then you jump on James
Speaker 1: Franklin and what happened? He disappointed me once again, proved
Speaker 1: that I was right in my bones. He's a battered housewife.
Speaker 1: It really is. Really, I don't know. It's bad. It's bad.
Speaker 1: Marvin is bad. Larry with us? Dan, Where where were you?
Speaker 4: I was lying in my bed waiting for the call
Speaker 4: and I never heard it.
Speaker 1: Why are you in bed?
Speaker 4: I got a little chill, So I'm just on the covers,
Speaker 4: Mary Beth says, and I don't want her here the conversation,
Speaker 4: So I'm just upstairs having my conversation with you guys.
Speaker 4: I don't know what I missed earlier, but Dylan fabulous.
Speaker 3: Wait many Yeah, I was due for one of those.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you didn't miss anything, Larry. We didn't go around
Speaker 1: the room and vote on whether you should still be
Speaker 1: on the show. We did not do that. That's okay. Uh,
Speaker 1: well it was a majority that they didn't want you
Speaker 1: on the show anymore.
Speaker 4: Just to let you know that's fine, okay, anything out real,
Speaker 4: well anything recap?
Speaker 1: Uh Dylan was great? Uh Dylan almost Yeah? You did you?
Speaker 1: You took the Vikings against the Rams, you got Notre
Speaker 1: Dame to win the national title. You could hedge this bet.
Speaker 3: I'm a big hedgings for Pussy's guy. Yeah yeah, I
Speaker 3: will probably be more. I'm way more likely to double
Speaker 3: down on that than to hedge it, because like, like,
Speaker 3: does that even really feel great? If you went you
Speaker 3: hedge out and you're like all right, cool, like I
Speaker 3: made a little bit of money on it.
Speaker 1: That's where you don't tell anybody that you did it.
Speaker 3: No, you just celebrate the win.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, you just bad Larry. Uh kind of hit
Speaker 1: or miss there. You didn't have anything really noteworthy.
Speaker 4: Uh right up two units, Dan, Just keep keep plugging along.
Speaker 1: No, I know, very impression.
Speaker 4: I gotta get. I gotta give it a shout out
Speaker 4: to Ray. I thought I was only up one unit.
Speaker 4: I went four and three and I said, I think
Speaker 4: it's only one unit, right. He texted me back, are
Speaker 4: you forgetting you two units? On Notre Dame. So I'm
Speaker 4: a national apology. I was wrong, Ray and you were right.
Speaker 1: That's very big, the new new year, new layer. Let's see,
Speaker 1: let's turn a rettention to this week. Dylan, you got
Speaker 1: Notre Dame Ohio State? You want to start there in
Speaker 1: national tonic?
Speaker 3: Yes, Dan, I've got Notre Dame plus eight and a half.
Speaker 3: This does scare me because my initial thought was Ohio
Speaker 3: State's just gonna steamroll them. But after sampling some idiots
Speaker 3: that I know, it seems the dominant trend is Ohio State.
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna fade all of them. I'm gonna stick
Speaker 3: Rock with Notre Dame plus. Like I could semi hedge
Speaker 3: and take Ohio State with the points, but like then
Speaker 3: Ohio State wins by seven and I lose my future
Speaker 3: and the games, and I'm not gonna lay like minus
Speaker 3: four hundred on Ohio State money line.
Speaker 1: All right, So you've got Notre Dame plus eight and
Speaker 1: a half.
Speaker 3: Yep, and just a little sprinkle on this one, Dan,
Speaker 3: Yes to overtime oh plus thirteen hundred? Oh some well,
Speaker 3: fireworks at the end of the game. I can see it.
Speaker 3: I'm picturing it in my head.
Speaker 1: How many units that were we betting this one? Okay,
Speaker 1: bad Larry. I can't imagine you'd go against Notre Dame,
Speaker 1: so no, and.
Speaker 4: My bet is just Notre Dame money line. I don't
Speaker 4: even want the points because if they lose and cover,
Speaker 4: I'll be just as angry as you know. I don't
Speaker 4: care about the money, so I want Notre Dame money line.
Speaker 4: I guess I'm getting three and a half or four
Speaker 4: to one.
Speaker 1: I got plus two eighty five?
Speaker 4: What eight and a half points?
Speaker 3: Drafts they'd uice that money line pretty good?
Speaker 1: Righty? Plus two eighty five plus two eighty five? That
Speaker 1: is correct?
Speaker 4: All right, okay, all right, I'll take it.
Speaker 2: I guess that's rude.
Speaker 3: Rude you get dogged on the money lines. Do you
Speaker 3: have to lay like one to four with the Ohio
Speaker 3: State and then that's all you get for Notre Dame?
Speaker 1: Shay you ready? Yeah, Buck, guy's on laying eight and
Speaker 1: a half against Notre Dame. I think this is reminiscent
Speaker 1: of USC versus you in the BCS National Championship Game,
Speaker 1: where we want it to be closed. But it is
Speaker 1: a fucking ass whoopet Georgia. Ye. By the way, we
Speaker 1: found out Larry while we were trying to get a
Speaker 1: hold of you that Shay's room. Shay's wife is a
Speaker 1: fan of you, big fan, Larry.
Speaker 4: Okay, I like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she thinks you bring a lot of I don't know,
Speaker 1: possession pizzazz Riz the show. He's a fan. Wait what possessed?
Speaker 1: Does he bring spunk drunk uncle Pozzaz? I don't know,
Speaker 1: but Drunkel, she's a fan like Larry is the best.
Speaker 1: You guys are so mean.
Speaker 3: To have local vagrant energy.
Speaker 1: That's enough. Roommate, by the way, Danny, go into the
Speaker 1: Bahamas next week. You and the roommate and a couple
Speaker 1: other friends.
Speaker 2: No kids, very nice.
Speaker 4: Very nice.
Speaker 3: Are you going to like the Epstein one or No?
Speaker 1: That has been just a few couples met Alan. No,
Speaker 1: but we are going to the same place went last
Speaker 1: year when I did all those shrooms and called in.
Speaker 1: Remember that was not good. I was at a great place.
Speaker 3: But there's there probably isn't a better place to do Boomers.
Speaker 1: Will you go to the Bahamas? Danny as a white
Speaker 1: man barving. Yeah, here, most you go to the Bahamas
Speaker 1: is a white man and you know, hey, welcome to
Speaker 1: the Bahamas. But they just start throwing bags with drugs
Speaker 1: at you as soon as they see you. Boom boom,
Speaker 1: Hey here's some here's.
Speaker 3: So do this that you think that's every white man
Speaker 3: or a clear mark.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you might see me coming a mile away,
Speaker 1: but you.
Speaker 3: Forgot to imagine that you got off the plate and
Speaker 3: it was like, who has cocaine here?
Speaker 1: So it'll be a struggle for me this year, is
Speaker 1: all I'm saying. So it'll be a real benefit. You
Speaker 1: can replace Bahamas with the World Fair. You know, I
Speaker 1: always we said as a white man, I was like, okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, actually walking around Europe, it's not that much difference.
Speaker 1: Used to brag about how I could score like anywhere
Speaker 1: in the world. But really, if you're a drug dealer
Speaker 1: and you've seen me walking down the avenue, I mean
Speaker 1: that's a customer, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they've done business long enough. That is a Martin
Speaker 3: not only is a customer, and he's probably a repeat.
Speaker 1: He'll be here tomorrow eight am. Here in three hours, mon, Dylan,
Speaker 1: you ready, yeah?
Speaker 3: NFL NFL, Dan, I got the Texans plus eight and
Speaker 3: a half against the Chiefs. This is another one that
Speaker 3: scares me. But I know Chiefs coming off of Bye
Speaker 3: they have been pretty unable to cover a spread, particularly
Speaker 3: a large one this year, and the Texans just they
Speaker 3: live at home. At four point thirty on Saturday m
Speaker 3: I've got the Lions minus the nine and a half
Speaker 3: against the Commanders. Commander has been a nice story, but
Speaker 3: I think the Lions blow them out. And then Eagles
Speaker 3: minus six against the Rams. I didn't really know what
Speaker 3: to do with this one, but I feel like the
Speaker 3: Rams with six points is going to be a popular pick.
Speaker 3: After last week beating the Vikings team that turned out
Speaker 3: to be pretty shitty, and then Ravens minus the one
Speaker 3: and a half in Buffalo, this one I feel like
Speaker 3: could be flip flopped. But the Ravens dunked on the
Speaker 3: Bills earlier this season, so I think they're a.
Speaker 1: Problem for him.
Speaker 4: Bad Larry, all Right, I like Dylan's analogies.
Speaker 3: There.
Speaker 4: I take the over.
Speaker 1: I think it's analysis.
Speaker 3: I think I don't think there was a an They
Speaker 3: both have an well can't score.
Speaker 4: I was thinking about taking Houston also, but I just said,
Speaker 4: you know what, I'm going to take the over in
Speaker 4: that game.
Speaker 1: So it's analysis. Is the Texas analysis? Whatever?
Speaker 2: Kansas, we don't care.
Speaker 1: Never mind you were on a roll.
Speaker 3: I actually do think Sha Kwan is a cooler sounding name.
Speaker 1: Shae Kwan's better. Yeah okay? Uh so tex.
Speaker 4: Over forty one and a half.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you've got a bad phone connection.
Speaker 4: The same phone we've always used. Detroit mons nine and
Speaker 4: a half over Washington over you guys still there?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, over over.
Speaker 4: Philly the Philly Rams game over forty four and I
Speaker 4: have one and a half, thank you, Dan, three and
Speaker 4: a half, forty three and a half. And then I
Speaker 4: had the bills plus to one and a half against
Speaker 4: the Ravens all one units.
Speaker 1: Right okay, And that leads us to Shay club Sha
Speaker 1: Shay yeah de Rock City Redskins under fifty five and
Speaker 1: a half bills plus one and a half against Heroin Town,
Speaker 1: and then I got Stroud plus eight and a half
Speaker 1: against the ambiguously wait Baltimore is Heroin down? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: kind of everywhere? Yeah, junk everywhere, Danny, okay, ha Ron
Speaker 1: they call it heron there they don Yeah, you can say, uh,
Speaker 1: Texans plus eight and half against Cheeves, right, all right,
Speaker 1: Uh Dylan, did you want to bet on darts?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, the Bacher and Darts Masters is this weekend,
Speaker 3: Dan and uh, my favorite darts player is Peter snake Bite, right,
Speaker 3: which you've probably seen a picture of him.
Speaker 1: I've seen the side of his head, that viper. Yes,
Speaker 1: he's got a snake tattooed on the side of his head,
Speaker 1: the rainbow mohawk. Yeah, but he but he's good.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is he good? Or is he just? Hey, I'll get
Speaker 1: a lot of attention if I put a tattoo of
Speaker 1: a great great.
Speaker 3: He's all right. I think there's some young talent in
Speaker 3: the mix that he's been at it for a while,
Speaker 3: so he's probably lost a little bit of his touch.
Speaker 3: But eighteen to one?
Speaker 1: What about that? What about that seventeen year old?
Speaker 3: That's right? Yeah, I can't even go to a bar
Speaker 3: for another four years.
Speaker 1: He didn't even buy a hooker? Well yeah, probably can't
Speaker 1: actually no legally, I mean in Europe, not buy a hooker.
Speaker 1: Legally you'd have to go in the dark web, you know,
Speaker 1: find a girl from what I hear? I don't know,
Speaker 1: you mean like here, never heard of Okay, So he's
Speaker 1: eighteen to one man to win it all? He is? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Also he's in there, okay. Yeah, that dude finished runner
Speaker 1: up at sixteen years of age, and then he won
Speaker 1: the Dark Championship at seventeen.
Speaker 3: How do you think he got into Dark? Like, well,
Speaker 3: at what age was he?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: His parents were like, here's.
Speaker 1: A dart board. He grew up at a bar.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah in England, right, yeah, he just lived in
Speaker 3: a back behind the bar.
Speaker 1: But if you go there are certain places like Ireland,
Speaker 1: you go into a bar on a Sunday night, the
Speaker 1: parents are at the bar and the kids are running
Speaker 1: around behind them.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, topia.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you bring the family there and then parents
Speaker 1: sit at the bar and the kids are just running
Speaker 1: around here.
Speaker 3: After thirty they're like, no kids in the bar.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think so. I remember, oh in America, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I remember sitting at the bar with my dad when
Speaker 1: I was young. Yeah. Yeah, got some bars stories, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: better time, you know. Yeah, that's when America was great, right, Danny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's when you can have.
Speaker 3: Fun, bring back kids at bars.
Speaker 1: I don't worry. We got four days. Don't worry.
Speaker 3: You're gonna walk into a bar. It's gonna have six
Speaker 3: year olds everywhere.
Speaker 1: I think that's it. Shane Irving podcast, seems like you
Speaker 1: and your wife are doing really well. She listens to
Speaker 1: the podcast, give her a shout out there. We do
Speaker 1: have an upcoming episode, Danny, where the roommate and Shay
Speaker 1: are going to face off, take questions from the crowd,
Speaker 1: and live call in on relation. So this isn't like
Speaker 1: Skip Bayless with his wife on their podcast that they
Speaker 1: opened up their show to questions from the audience. It
Speaker 1: didn't go well. I didn't know that, no idea.
Speaker 3: Is there any for that to go well?
Speaker 1: Not considering this you know what's been going on. I
Speaker 1: was gonna say, did they bring up the fact that
Speaker 1: he tried to well that they didn't. They didn't take
Speaker 1: all the questions like they chose what you sheltered them. Oh,
Speaker 1: we're not filter nothing, Danny, just.
Speaker 3: As they come in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we're going to have a what's.
Speaker 3: The hotline that you guys use.
Speaker 1: We'll have a number set up. Don't worry, I have
Speaker 1: no fear, but it'll be coming up, Danny. So you're
Speaker 1: not taking funk. You're taking phone calls, not just a
Speaker 1: I'm gonna submit an email or live calls to oh boy,
Speaker 1: you can call in, Danny.
Speaker 3: That whole area on the phone is gonna be backed up.
Speaker 3: How many lines you're gonna need twenty lines going.
Speaker 1: It'll be the roommate's debut. Well, people love her, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's all right. Yeah they will, Yeah, they'll they'll love her.
Speaker 1: She'll they'll be like, man, you're lucky to have her.
Speaker 1: What's your problem? What do you do with that loser? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: why are you with him?
Speaker 3: It could be it could be the key to figuring
Speaker 3: out everything though maybe And yes, you guys realize like, wow,
Speaker 3: we really are just so perfect for each other and.
Speaker 1: Shaid, Okay, all right, but you're doing great. You're doing
Speaker 1: another vacation, happy, healthy, going to the pajamas, gonna figure out.
Speaker 1: No kids coming. I don't know who's watching them, but
Speaker 1: I'm sure we'll be paying for the goddamn nose. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you'll stay sober. I'll stay sober. Yeah, I'm going
Speaker 1: to the beach, Danny. I'm gonna hang out, drink some
Speaker 1: virgin Beanie Colatta's, hang out in the pool, mushrooms. Apparently
Speaker 1: I'm not allowed to do those. Like, we'll see the roommate.
Speaker 1: You know, you get her on a beach, you get
Speaker 1: her a couple of drinks.
Speaker 3: You know those are therapeutic.
Speaker 1: Though. Yeah, rules change She's like, maybe you should we'll
Speaker 1: figure out.
Speaker 3: Maybe you should get fucking wasted.
Speaker 1: Maybe you should just do drugs. One of us, one
Speaker 1: of we'll see. Well, thanks for joining us. On Dan
Speaker 1: Patrick takes a Gamble Shay and Irving podcast wherever you
Speaker 1: get your podcast, So for Ray, the producer for Dylan,
Speaker 1: the graphics guy Marvin who has to put up with
Speaker 1: this Shay, and of course Bad Larry undercovers in the
Speaker 1: figure at the Jersey shot at the Jersey Show. Get
Speaker 1: off the exit and just ask where Bad Larry lives
Speaker 1: and they will what exit.
Speaker 4: Eighty ninety eight.
Speaker 3: Ninety eight ninety eight right and then right under the covers.
Speaker 1: Everybody in bed with Bad Larry. Have a great weekend, everybody,
Speaker 1: thanks for joining us, and until next week, well fart it.