WEBVTT - Episode 148: Druncle 

0:00:01.680 --> 0:00:03.840
<v Speaker 1>Gambling was something that I did.

0:00:04.200 --> 0:00:06.880
<v Speaker 2>This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.

0:00:07.080 --> 0:00:10.879
<v Speaker 1>One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a

0:00:11.000 --> 0:00:14.480
<v Speaker 1>podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.

0:00:14.560 --> 0:00:16.200
<v Speaker 1>One bet, another bet, another bet.

0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:18.520
<v Speaker 2>Without doing the actual gambling.

0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:20.320
<v Speaker 3>You're a coward.

0:00:20.400 --> 0:00:23.400
<v Speaker 1>It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by

0:00:23.520 --> 0:00:27.080
<v Speaker 1>bad Larry Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I

0:00:27.160 --> 0:00:27.840
<v Speaker 1>have friends.

0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:29.440
<v Speaker 2>Here's Dan Patrick.

0:00:30.400 --> 0:00:34.320
<v Speaker 1>There's no love, it's called respect. Why would you respect

0:00:34.320 --> 0:00:36.520
<v Speaker 1>a man who has one ring with a four time

0:00:36.640 --> 0:00:41.479
<v Speaker 1>MVP quarterback? Like? Why why Jan Gaily? When you get

0:00:41.479 --> 0:00:45.560
<v Speaker 1>into the NFL? For example, Robert Taylor, he ain't done nothing,

0:00:45.680 --> 0:00:48.320
<v Speaker 1>he ain't never done nothing. He followed Brian Kelly from CMU.

0:00:48.360 --> 0:00:50.440
<v Speaker 1>He's never won anything, has never done anything. But now

0:00:50.440 --> 0:00:53.120
<v Speaker 1>he's got an interview with the Cowboys. Why because he's

0:00:53.159 --> 0:00:56.520
<v Speaker 1>got experience as a head coach. Okay, great, your experience

0:00:56.680 --> 0:01:00.800
<v Speaker 1>is fucking losing and being a loser. That shouldn't count

0:01:00.840 --> 0:01:02.720
<v Speaker 1>for shit. I'd rather have Well, I don't know why

0:01:02.760 --> 0:01:06.400
<v Speaker 1>they're interviewing Robert Salah. That says more about Jerry Jones.

0:01:06.800 --> 0:01:10.880
<v Speaker 1>Mike McCarthy has eleven seasons of ten or more wins,

0:01:11.160 --> 0:01:13.959
<v Speaker 1>one playoff win in four years with the Dallas Cowboys.

0:01:14.040 --> 0:01:17.240
<v Speaker 1>Who know? Who know? How many playoff wins does Mike

0:01:17.280 --> 0:01:22.000
<v Speaker 1>Tomlin have in Pittsburgh. That's a completely different story, Mike. No, no,

0:01:22.080 --> 0:01:25.640
<v Speaker 1>it's one super Bowl fire. He got one super Bowl

0:01:25.640 --> 0:01:28.119
<v Speaker 1>fire him. I don't care about that. But the fact

0:01:28.120 --> 0:01:31.959
<v Speaker 1>that they replaced the Ginger with somebody who they thought

0:01:32.000 --> 0:01:36.360
<v Speaker 1>would get playoff wins and they didn't. He failed again

0:01:36.600 --> 0:01:39.679
<v Speaker 1>after sitting out a year. Mike McCarthy failed in Green

0:01:39.720 --> 0:01:42.920
<v Speaker 1>Bay with one of the best quarterbacks of our generation. Okay,

0:01:43.000 --> 0:01:45.640
<v Speaker 1>how much do you put that on Aaron Rodgers who

0:01:45.720 --> 0:01:51.080
<v Speaker 1>was Oh, come on, Aaron Rodgers was terrible. He had

0:01:51.120 --> 0:01:53.640
<v Speaker 1>home field advantage in a lot of those games. He

0:01:53.760 --> 0:01:57.320
<v Speaker 1>is the only fifteen win team to lose in the

0:01:57.320 --> 0:01:59.720
<v Speaker 1>first round of the playoffs against sling Blade. That is true,

0:02:00.000 --> 0:02:04.919
<v Speaker 1>But Mike McCarthy is a mediocre coach. Should never sniff Canton,

0:02:04.920 --> 0:02:11.120
<v Speaker 1>Ohio and should be Mark said, I said, it's Sean Payton,

0:02:11.400 --> 0:02:14.040
<v Speaker 1>a Hall of Fame coach. If he wins in Denver,

0:02:14.120 --> 0:02:16.320
<v Speaker 1>he will be Yeah. Well no, no, he's got one

0:02:16.440 --> 0:02:18.200
<v Speaker 1>Super Bowl. I wouldn't call him a Hall of fame

0:02:18.200 --> 0:02:22.400
<v Speaker 1>coach right now. No, absolutely not. Well, if Mike Tomins

0:02:22.400 --> 0:02:24.200
<v Speaker 1>a Hall of Famer, then Sean, I don't think Mike

0:02:24.240 --> 0:02:26.560
<v Speaker 1>Tomas a Hall of Famer. Neither, he's gonna be a

0:02:26.560 --> 0:02:27.040
<v Speaker 1>Hall of Famer.

0:02:27.080 --> 0:02:31.200
<v Speaker 3>He shouldn't be sustained above averageness is Mike Tomlin.

0:02:31.280 --> 0:02:34.240
<v Speaker 1>But that's my point, is that the sustaining part is

0:02:34.360 --> 0:02:38.519
<v Speaker 1>just because you've broken into that elusive club. It ain't

0:02:38.560 --> 0:02:41.520
<v Speaker 1>because you've dominated that club. It's because you what Deon

0:02:41.600 --> 0:02:42.640
<v Speaker 1>Sanders as your coach.

0:02:43.800 --> 0:02:45.000
<v Speaker 3>It sounds like a terrible Oh.

0:02:45.120 --> 0:02:46.880
<v Speaker 1>I don't want it, but I think it's gonna happen.

0:02:46.960 --> 0:02:50.680
<v Speaker 1>Who do you want Ben Johnson? You don't even know

0:02:50.760 --> 0:02:52.760
<v Speaker 1>if he can be a head coach. I don't care.

0:02:53.240 --> 0:02:56.720
<v Speaker 1>I know Mike McCarthy can't. I know Chang Gaily can't.

0:02:56.720 --> 0:02:59.680
<v Speaker 1>I know Dave Campbell can't. I don't care. Throw the

0:02:59.720 --> 0:03:02.240
<v Speaker 1>fuck dice, let it hit the back wall. Let's roll

0:03:02.280 --> 0:03:02.760
<v Speaker 1>so bad.

0:03:03.240 --> 0:03:05.560
<v Speaker 3>It speaks more to the Cowboys, I think, being like

0:03:05.600 --> 0:03:08.919
<v Speaker 3>a death sentence of a job than necessarily the people

0:03:08.960 --> 0:03:09.600
<v Speaker 3>that they've hired.

0:03:11.240 --> 0:03:16.359
<v Speaker 1>Just fat Man's dead, okay, long live okay, anybody else?

0:03:16.400 --> 0:03:21.440
<v Speaker 1>Fair enough? Fair enough, by the way, Congratulations on James Franklin.

0:03:21.720 --> 0:03:25.880
<v Speaker 1>You all in on James Franklin. Yeah, happy about that. Congratulations.

0:03:28.080 --> 0:03:30.240
<v Speaker 1>Maybe he could be the next head coach of your cowboys?

0:03:30.240 --> 0:03:33.600
<v Speaker 1>Why not? Why not him? And Stark? Stark plus nine hundred.

0:03:33.600 --> 0:03:36.840
<v Speaker 1>That'll never right. You were you were? You were always

0:03:36.880 --> 0:03:40.520
<v Speaker 1>against James Franklin, always, and then you jump on James

0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:45.040
<v Speaker 1>Franklin and what happened? He disappointed me once again, proved

0:03:45.080 --> 0:03:49.880
<v Speaker 1>that I was right in my bones. He's a battered housewife.

0:03:49.960 --> 0:03:53.440
<v Speaker 1>It really is. Really, I don't know. It's bad. It's bad.

0:03:53.600 --> 0:03:59.080
<v Speaker 1>Marvin is bad. Larry with us? Dan, Where where were you?

0:03:59.760 --> 0:04:02.040
<v Speaker 4>I was lying in my bed waiting for the call

0:04:02.080 --> 0:04:03.160
<v Speaker 4>and I never heard it.

0:04:04.840 --> 0:04:06.200
<v Speaker 1>Why are you in bed?

0:04:07.720 --> 0:04:09.680
<v Speaker 4>I got a little chill, So I'm just on the covers,

0:04:09.960 --> 0:04:13.320
<v Speaker 4>Mary Beth says, and I don't want her here the conversation,

0:04:13.880 --> 0:04:18.279
<v Speaker 4>So I'm just upstairs having my conversation with you guys.

0:04:18.720 --> 0:04:21.680
<v Speaker 4>I don't know what I missed earlier, but Dylan fabulous.

0:04:21.200 --> 0:04:24.320
<v Speaker 3>Wait many Yeah, I was due for one of those.

0:04:24.920 --> 0:04:27.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you didn't miss anything, Larry. We didn't go around

0:04:27.520 --> 0:04:29.359
<v Speaker 1>the room and vote on whether you should still be

0:04:29.440 --> 0:04:34.520
<v Speaker 1>on the show. We did not do that. That's okay. Uh,

0:04:34.560 --> 0:04:37.159
<v Speaker 1>well it was a majority that they didn't want you

0:04:37.200 --> 0:04:37.960
<v Speaker 1>on the show anymore.

0:04:38.040 --> 0:04:43.880
<v Speaker 4>Just to let you know that's fine, okay, anything out real,

0:04:43.920 --> 0:04:46.200
<v Speaker 4>well anything recap?

0:04:46.720 --> 0:04:52.800
<v Speaker 1>Uh Dylan was great? Uh Dylan almost Yeah? You did you?

0:04:52.800 --> 0:04:55.479
<v Speaker 1>You took the Vikings against the Rams, you got Notre

0:04:55.600 --> 0:05:00.240
<v Speaker 1>Dame to win the national title. You could hedge this bet.

0:05:00.680 --> 0:05:05.400
<v Speaker 3>I'm a big hedgings for Pussy's guy. Yeah yeah, I

0:05:05.440 --> 0:05:07.839
<v Speaker 3>will probably be more. I'm way more likely to double

0:05:07.880 --> 0:05:10.479
<v Speaker 3>down on that than to hedge it, because like, like,

0:05:10.600 --> 0:05:12.599
<v Speaker 3>does that even really feel great? If you went you

0:05:12.680 --> 0:05:14.760
<v Speaker 3>hedge out and you're like all right, cool, like I

0:05:14.839 --> 0:05:16.200
<v Speaker 3>made a little bit of money on it.

0:05:16.360 --> 0:05:19.240
<v Speaker 1>That's where you don't tell anybody that you did it.

0:05:19.440 --> 0:05:20.640
<v Speaker 3>No, you just celebrate the win.

0:05:21.560 --> 0:05:25.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, you just bad Larry. Uh kind of hit

0:05:25.360 --> 0:05:28.960
<v Speaker 1>or miss there. You didn't have anything really noteworthy.

0:05:29.279 --> 0:05:33.880
<v Speaker 4>Uh right up two units, Dan, Just keep keep plugging along.

0:05:34.600 --> 0:05:36.120
<v Speaker 1>No, I know, very impression.

0:05:36.400 --> 0:05:37.920
<v Speaker 4>I gotta get. I gotta give it a shout out

0:05:37.960 --> 0:05:40.000
<v Speaker 4>to Ray. I thought I was only up one unit.

0:05:40.839 --> 0:05:42.360
<v Speaker 4>I went four and three and I said, I think

0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:45.000
<v Speaker 4>it's only one unit, right. He texted me back, are

0:05:45.000 --> 0:05:47.520
<v Speaker 4>you forgetting you two units? On Notre Dame. So I'm

0:05:47.920 --> 0:05:50.960
<v Speaker 4>a national apology. I was wrong, Ray and you were right.

0:05:51.720 --> 0:06:00.640
<v Speaker 1>That's very big, the new new year, new layer. Let's see,

0:06:00.680 --> 0:06:04.920
<v Speaker 1>let's turn a rettention to this week. Dylan, you got

0:06:04.920 --> 0:06:06.680
<v Speaker 1>Notre Dame Ohio State? You want to start there in

0:06:06.760 --> 0:06:07.320
<v Speaker 1>national tonic?

0:06:07.640 --> 0:06:10.560
<v Speaker 3>Yes, Dan, I've got Notre Dame plus eight and a half.

0:06:10.720 --> 0:06:14.960
<v Speaker 3>This does scare me because my initial thought was Ohio

0:06:15.000 --> 0:06:20.000
<v Speaker 3>State's just gonna steamroll them. But after sampling some idiots

0:06:20.040 --> 0:06:23.400
<v Speaker 3>that I know, it seems the dominant trend is Ohio State.

0:06:24.480 --> 0:06:27.159
<v Speaker 3>So I'm gonna fade all of them. I'm gonna stick

0:06:27.240 --> 0:06:30.960
<v Speaker 3>Rock with Notre Dame plus. Like I could semi hedge

0:06:31.000 --> 0:06:34.280
<v Speaker 3>and take Ohio State with the points, but like then

0:06:34.320 --> 0:06:37.480
<v Speaker 3>Ohio State wins by seven and I lose my future

0:06:37.600 --> 0:06:41.200
<v Speaker 3>and the games, and I'm not gonna lay like minus

0:06:41.240 --> 0:06:43.200
<v Speaker 3>four hundred on Ohio State money line.

0:06:43.680 --> 0:06:45.360
<v Speaker 1>All right, So you've got Notre Dame plus eight and

0:06:45.360 --> 0:06:45.680
<v Speaker 1>a half.

0:06:45.880 --> 0:06:49.520
<v Speaker 3>Yep, and just a little sprinkle on this one, Dan,

0:06:50.120 --> 0:06:54.720
<v Speaker 3>Yes to overtime oh plus thirteen hundred? Oh some well,

0:06:54.800 --> 0:06:57.960
<v Speaker 3>fireworks at the end of the game. I can see it.

0:06:58.000 --> 0:06:59.400
<v Speaker 3>I'm picturing it in my head.

0:06:59.680 --> 0:07:02.680
<v Speaker 1>How many units that were we betting this one? Okay,

0:07:03.680 --> 0:07:06.279
<v Speaker 1>bad Larry. I can't imagine you'd go against Notre Dame,

0:07:06.400 --> 0:07:08.159
<v Speaker 1>so no, and.

0:07:08.080 --> 0:07:10.320
<v Speaker 4>My bet is just Notre Dame money line. I don't

0:07:10.320 --> 0:07:13.440
<v Speaker 4>even want the points because if they lose and cover,

0:07:13.560 --> 0:07:16.520
<v Speaker 4>I'll be just as angry as you know. I don't

0:07:16.520 --> 0:07:19.520
<v Speaker 4>care about the money, so I want Notre Dame money line.

0:07:19.720 --> 0:07:21.440
<v Speaker 4>I guess I'm getting three and a half or four

0:07:21.440 --> 0:07:21.760
<v Speaker 4>to one.

0:07:23.440 --> 0:07:26.480
<v Speaker 1>I got plus two eighty five?

0:07:27.160 --> 0:07:30.200
<v Speaker 4>What eight and a half points?

0:07:31.560 --> 0:07:34.440
<v Speaker 3>Drafts they'd uice that money line pretty good?

0:07:35.840 --> 0:07:38.080
<v Speaker 1>Righty? Plus two eighty five plus two eighty five? That

0:07:38.160 --> 0:07:38.840
<v Speaker 1>is correct?

0:07:39.040 --> 0:07:42.160
<v Speaker 4>All right, okay, all right, I'll take it.

0:07:42.200 --> 0:07:43.160
<v Speaker 2>I guess that's rude.

0:07:44.160 --> 0:07:46.600
<v Speaker 3>Rude you get dogged on the money lines. Do you

0:07:46.600 --> 0:07:49.760
<v Speaker 3>have to lay like one to four with the Ohio

0:07:49.800 --> 0:07:51.800
<v Speaker 3>State and then that's all you get for Notre Dame?

0:07:53.160 --> 0:07:55.800
<v Speaker 1>Shay you ready? Yeah, Buck, guy's on laying eight and

0:07:55.840 --> 0:07:58.320
<v Speaker 1>a half against Notre Dame. I think this is reminiscent

0:07:58.520 --> 0:08:02.840
<v Speaker 1>of USC versus you in the BCS National Championship Game,

0:08:02.840 --> 0:08:04.520
<v Speaker 1>where we want it to be closed. But it is

0:08:04.560 --> 0:08:09.680
<v Speaker 1>a fucking ass whoopet Georgia. Ye. By the way, we

0:08:09.760 --> 0:08:12.080
<v Speaker 1>found out Larry while we were trying to get a

0:08:12.080 --> 0:08:17.960
<v Speaker 1>hold of you that Shay's room. Shay's wife is a

0:08:17.960 --> 0:08:19.400
<v Speaker 1>fan of you, big fan, Larry.

0:08:20.400 --> 0:08:21.280
<v Speaker 4>Okay, I like that.

0:08:21.480 --> 0:08:25.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she thinks you bring a lot of I don't know,

0:08:25.280 --> 0:08:33.960
<v Speaker 1>possession pizzazz Riz the show. He's a fan. Wait what possessed?

0:08:34.000 --> 0:08:37.640
<v Speaker 1>Does he bring spunk drunk uncle Pozzaz? I don't know,

0:08:37.720 --> 0:08:42.079
<v Speaker 1>but Drunkel, she's a fan like Larry is the best.

0:08:42.160 --> 0:08:43.280
<v Speaker 1>You guys are so mean.

0:08:43.120 --> 0:08:45.160
<v Speaker 3>To have local vagrant energy.

0:08:45.320 --> 0:08:48.240
<v Speaker 1>That's enough. Roommate, by the way, Danny, go into the

0:08:48.240 --> 0:08:53.600
<v Speaker 1>Bahamas next week. You and the roommate and a couple

0:08:53.720 --> 0:08:55.320
<v Speaker 1>other friends.

0:08:55.480 --> 0:08:58.600
<v Speaker 2>No kids, very nice.

0:08:58.559 --> 0:08:59.199
<v Speaker 4>Very nice.

0:08:59.840 --> 0:09:02.160
<v Speaker 3>Are you going to like the Epstein one or No?

0:09:02.480 --> 0:09:07.760
<v Speaker 1>That has been just a few couples met Alan. No,

0:09:08.240 --> 0:09:10.240
<v Speaker 1>but we are going to the same place went last

0:09:10.320 --> 0:09:12.040
<v Speaker 1>year when I did all those shrooms and called in.

0:09:12.200 --> 0:09:15.600
<v Speaker 1>Remember that was not good. I was at a great place.

0:09:15.800 --> 0:09:20.679
<v Speaker 3>But there's there probably isn't a better place to do Boomers.

0:09:20.840 --> 0:09:24.040
<v Speaker 1>Will you go to the Bahamas? Danny as a white

0:09:24.040 --> 0:09:27.800
<v Speaker 1>man barving. Yeah, here, most you go to the Bahamas

0:09:27.880 --> 0:09:30.600
<v Speaker 1>is a white man and you know, hey, welcome to

0:09:30.640 --> 0:09:33.319
<v Speaker 1>the Bahamas. But they just start throwing bags with drugs

0:09:33.360 --> 0:09:35.280
<v Speaker 1>at you as soon as they see you. Boom boom,

0:09:35.280 --> 0:09:36.439
<v Speaker 1>Hey here's some here's.

0:09:36.280 --> 0:09:38.719
<v Speaker 3>So do this that you think that's every white man

0:09:38.800 --> 0:09:39.839
<v Speaker 3>or a clear mark.

0:09:40.400 --> 0:09:43.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well you might see me coming a mile away,

0:09:43.120 --> 0:09:43.679
<v Speaker 1>but you.

0:09:43.640 --> 0:09:45.319
<v Speaker 3>Forgot to imagine that you got off the plate and

0:09:45.320 --> 0:09:46.800
<v Speaker 3>it was like, who has cocaine here?

0:09:49.080 --> 0:09:50.839
<v Speaker 1>So it'll be a struggle for me this year, is

0:09:50.880 --> 0:09:53.840
<v Speaker 1>all I'm saying. So it'll be a real benefit. You

0:09:53.840 --> 0:09:58.400
<v Speaker 1>can replace Bahamas with the World Fair. You know, I

0:09:58.480 --> 0:10:00.680
<v Speaker 1>always we said as a white man, I was like, okay.

0:10:00.520 --> 0:10:02.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, actually walking around Europe, it's not that much difference.

0:10:02.840 --> 0:10:05.160
<v Speaker 1>Used to brag about how I could score like anywhere

0:10:05.160 --> 0:10:08.080
<v Speaker 1>in the world. But really, if you're a drug dealer

0:10:08.080 --> 0:10:10.920
<v Speaker 1>and you've seen me walking down the avenue, I mean

0:10:10.920 --> 0:10:12.040
<v Speaker 1>that's a customer, right.

0:10:12.080 --> 0:10:16.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they've done business long enough. That is a Martin

0:10:16.960 --> 0:10:19.199
<v Speaker 3>not only is a customer, and he's probably a repeat.

0:10:20.000 --> 0:10:27.360
<v Speaker 1>He'll be here tomorrow eight am. Here in three hours, mon, Dylan,

0:10:27.480 --> 0:10:28.400
<v Speaker 1>you ready, yeah?

0:10:28.559 --> 0:10:31.240
<v Speaker 3>NFL NFL, Dan, I got the Texans plus eight and

0:10:31.280 --> 0:10:33.360
<v Speaker 3>a half against the Chiefs. This is another one that

0:10:33.440 --> 0:10:36.560
<v Speaker 3>scares me. But I know Chiefs coming off of Bye

0:10:36.600 --> 0:10:40.800
<v Speaker 3>they have been pretty unable to cover a spread, particularly

0:10:40.800 --> 0:10:44.520
<v Speaker 3>a large one this year, and the Texans just they

0:10:44.679 --> 0:10:47.880
<v Speaker 3>live at home. At four point thirty on Saturday m

0:10:50.120 --> 0:10:52.160
<v Speaker 3>I've got the Lions minus the nine and a half

0:10:52.200 --> 0:10:54.760
<v Speaker 3>against the Commanders. Commander has been a nice story, but

0:10:55.200 --> 0:10:58.840
<v Speaker 3>I think the Lions blow them out. And then Eagles

0:10:58.840 --> 0:11:02.600
<v Speaker 3>minus six against the Rams. I didn't really know what

0:11:02.640 --> 0:11:04.160
<v Speaker 3>to do with this one, but I feel like the

0:11:04.240 --> 0:11:07.120
<v Speaker 3>Rams with six points is going to be a popular pick.

0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:10.000
<v Speaker 3>After last week beating the Vikings team that turned out

0:11:10.000 --> 0:11:14.080
<v Speaker 3>to be pretty shitty, and then Ravens minus the one

0:11:14.120 --> 0:11:18.959
<v Speaker 3>and a half in Buffalo, this one I feel like

0:11:19.080 --> 0:11:23.120
<v Speaker 3>could be flip flopped. But the Ravens dunked on the

0:11:23.120 --> 0:11:25.280
<v Speaker 3>Bills earlier this season, so I think they're a.

0:11:25.200 --> 0:11:28.359
<v Speaker 1>Problem for him.

0:11:28.559 --> 0:11:32.079
<v Speaker 4>Bad Larry, all Right, I like Dylan's analogies.

0:11:32.120 --> 0:11:32.400
<v Speaker 3>There.

0:11:33.559 --> 0:11:34.520
<v Speaker 4>I take the over.

0:11:35.120 --> 0:11:39.120
<v Speaker 1>I think it's analysis.

0:11:38.679 --> 0:11:40.400
<v Speaker 3>I think I don't think there was a an They

0:11:40.480 --> 0:11:43.000
<v Speaker 3>both have an well can't score.

0:11:43.080 --> 0:11:45.200
<v Speaker 4>I was thinking about taking Houston also, but I just said,

0:11:45.200 --> 0:11:46.920
<v Speaker 4>you know what, I'm going to take the over in

0:11:46.960 --> 0:11:47.320
<v Speaker 4>that game.

0:11:47.400 --> 0:11:52.480
<v Speaker 1>So it's analysis. Is the Texas analysis? Whatever?

0:11:53.360 --> 0:11:56.040
<v Speaker 2>Kansas, we don't care.

0:11:59.320 --> 0:12:00.520
<v Speaker 1>Never mind you were on a roll.

0:12:00.520 --> 0:12:02.640
<v Speaker 3>I actually do think Sha Kwan is a cooler sounding name.

0:12:02.760 --> 0:12:07.199
<v Speaker 1>Shae Kwan's better. Yeah okay? Uh so tex.

0:12:08.880 --> 0:12:10.120
<v Speaker 4>Over forty one and a half.

0:12:11.800 --> 0:12:14.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, you've got a bad phone connection.

0:12:16.200 --> 0:12:19.400
<v Speaker 4>The same phone we've always used. Detroit mons nine and

0:12:19.440 --> 0:12:24.040
<v Speaker 4>a half over Washington over you guys still there?

0:12:24.679 --> 0:12:27.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah, over over.

0:12:27.360 --> 0:12:30.600
<v Speaker 4>Philly the Philly Rams game over forty four and I

0:12:30.600 --> 0:12:34.000
<v Speaker 4>have one and a half, thank you, Dan, three and

0:12:34.040 --> 0:12:36.840
<v Speaker 4>a half, forty three and a half. And then I

0:12:36.880 --> 0:12:38.439
<v Speaker 4>had the bills plus to one and a half against

0:12:38.440 --> 0:12:41.520
<v Speaker 4>the Ravens all one units.

0:12:41.240 --> 0:12:48.640
<v Speaker 1>Right okay, And that leads us to Shay club Sha

0:12:48.760 --> 0:12:52.920
<v Speaker 1>Shay yeah de Rock City Redskins under fifty five and

0:12:52.920 --> 0:12:56.839
<v Speaker 1>a half bills plus one and a half against Heroin Town,

0:12:57.600 --> 0:13:00.120
<v Speaker 1>and then I got Stroud plus eight and a half

0:13:01.000 --> 0:13:05.840
<v Speaker 1>against the ambiguously wait Baltimore is Heroin down? Oh yeah,

0:13:06.120 --> 0:13:11.920
<v Speaker 1>kind of everywhere? Yeah, junk everywhere, Danny, okay, ha Ron

0:13:12.040 --> 0:13:20.120
<v Speaker 1>they call it heron there they don Yeah, you can say, uh,

0:13:20.320 --> 0:13:23.640
<v Speaker 1>Texans plus eight and half against Cheeves, right, all right,

0:13:24.400 --> 0:13:26.880
<v Speaker 1>Uh Dylan, did you want to bet on darts?

0:13:27.080 --> 0:13:31.240
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, yeah, the Bacher and Darts Masters is this weekend,

0:13:31.320 --> 0:13:36.120
<v Speaker 3>Dan and uh, my favorite darts player is Peter snake Bite, right,

0:13:36.400 --> 0:13:38.160
<v Speaker 3>which you've probably seen a picture of him.

0:13:38.880 --> 0:13:42.680
<v Speaker 1>I've seen the side of his head, that viper. Yes,

0:13:42.880 --> 0:13:45.200
<v Speaker 1>he's got a snake tattooed on the side of his head,

0:13:45.240 --> 0:13:49.640
<v Speaker 1>the rainbow mohawk. Yeah, but he but he's good.

0:13:50.760 --> 0:13:51.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:13:51.240 --> 0:13:53.360
<v Speaker 1>Is he good? Or is he just? Hey, I'll get

0:13:53.400 --> 0:13:55.720
<v Speaker 1>a lot of attention if I put a tattoo of

0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:57.800
<v Speaker 1>a great great.

0:13:57.679 --> 0:13:59.360
<v Speaker 3>He's all right. I think there's some young talent in

0:13:59.400 --> 0:14:02.120
<v Speaker 3>the mix that he's been at it for a while,

0:14:02.640 --> 0:14:04.440
<v Speaker 3>so he's probably lost a little bit of his touch.

0:14:04.520 --> 0:14:05.720
<v Speaker 3>But eighteen to one?

0:14:05.760 --> 0:14:08.400
<v Speaker 1>What about that? What about that seventeen year old?

0:14:08.480 --> 0:14:12.200
<v Speaker 3>That's right? Yeah, I can't even go to a bar

0:14:12.320 --> 0:14:13.280
<v Speaker 3>for another four years.

0:14:13.320 --> 0:14:16.280
<v Speaker 1>He didn't even buy a hooker? Well yeah, probably can't

0:14:16.280 --> 0:14:18.960
<v Speaker 1>actually no legally, I mean in Europe, not buy a hooker.

0:14:19.080 --> 0:14:22.400
<v Speaker 1>Legally you'd have to go in the dark web, you know,

0:14:22.680 --> 0:14:26.360
<v Speaker 1>find a girl from what I hear? I don't know,

0:14:28.400 --> 0:14:34.200
<v Speaker 1>you mean like here, never heard of Okay, So he's

0:14:34.240 --> 0:14:37.200
<v Speaker 1>eighteen to one man to win it all? He is? Yeah,

0:14:37.680 --> 0:14:41.000
<v Speaker 1>Also he's in there, okay. Yeah, that dude finished runner

0:14:41.080 --> 0:14:43.440
<v Speaker 1>up at sixteen years of age, and then he won

0:14:43.480 --> 0:14:45.560
<v Speaker 1>the Dark Championship at seventeen.

0:14:45.680 --> 0:14:48.400
<v Speaker 3>How do you think he got into Dark? Like, well,

0:14:48.440 --> 0:14:49.400
<v Speaker 3>at what age was he?

0:14:49.480 --> 0:14:49.560
<v Speaker 1>Like?

0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:51.200
<v Speaker 3>His parents were like, here's.

0:14:51.000 --> 0:14:52.840
<v Speaker 1>A dart board. He grew up at a bar.

0:14:53.160 --> 0:14:56.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah in England, right, yeah, he just lived in

0:14:56.760 --> 0:14:57.880
<v Speaker 3>a back behind the bar.

0:14:58.360 --> 0:15:01.160
<v Speaker 1>But if you go there are certain places like Ireland,

0:15:01.360 --> 0:15:04.440
<v Speaker 1>you go into a bar on a Sunday night, the

0:15:04.640 --> 0:15:07.360
<v Speaker 1>parents are at the bar and the kids are running

0:15:07.400 --> 0:15:08.240
<v Speaker 1>around behind them.

0:15:08.440 --> 0:15:09.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, topia.

0:15:10.680 --> 0:15:13.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so you bring the family there and then parents

0:15:13.880 --> 0:15:15.800
<v Speaker 1>sit at the bar and the kids are just running

0:15:15.840 --> 0:15:16.800
<v Speaker 1>around here.

0:15:17.240 --> 0:15:19.360
<v Speaker 3>After thirty they're like, no kids in the bar.

0:15:21.120 --> 0:15:24.840
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't think so. I remember, oh in America, Yeah,

0:15:25.440 --> 0:15:27.480
<v Speaker 1>I remember sitting at the bar with my dad when

0:15:27.480 --> 0:15:33.640
<v Speaker 1>I was young. Yeah. Yeah, got some bars stories, yeah, yeah,

0:15:34.360 --> 0:15:39.040
<v Speaker 1>better time, you know. Yeah, that's when America was great, right, Danny. Yeah,

0:15:39.240 --> 0:15:40.200
<v Speaker 1>that's when you can have.

0:15:40.120 --> 0:15:42.000
<v Speaker 3>Fun, bring back kids at bars.

0:15:42.040 --> 0:15:46.720
<v Speaker 1>I don't worry. We got four days. Don't worry.

0:15:47.080 --> 0:15:48.680
<v Speaker 3>You're gonna walk into a bar. It's gonna have six

0:15:48.800 --> 0:15:49.640
<v Speaker 3>year olds everywhere.

0:15:51.800 --> 0:15:55.240
<v Speaker 1>I think that's it. Shane Irving podcast, seems like you

0:15:55.280 --> 0:15:57.840
<v Speaker 1>and your wife are doing really well. She listens to

0:15:57.880 --> 0:16:00.640
<v Speaker 1>the podcast, give her a shout out there. We do

0:16:00.720 --> 0:16:04.920
<v Speaker 1>have an upcoming episode, Danny, where the roommate and Shay

0:16:05.400 --> 0:16:08.120
<v Speaker 1>are going to face off, take questions from the crowd,

0:16:08.760 --> 0:16:11.680
<v Speaker 1>and live call in on relation. So this isn't like

0:16:12.320 --> 0:16:16.960
<v Speaker 1>Skip Bayless with his wife on their podcast that they

0:16:17.080 --> 0:16:20.840
<v Speaker 1>opened up their show to questions from the audience. It

0:16:20.840 --> 0:16:23.520
<v Speaker 1>didn't go well. I didn't know that, no idea.

0:16:23.400 --> 0:16:25.160
<v Speaker 3>Is there any for that to go well?

0:16:26.840 --> 0:16:29.720
<v Speaker 1>Not considering this you know what's been going on. I

0:16:29.760 --> 0:16:31.760
<v Speaker 1>was gonna say, did they bring up the fact that

0:16:31.800 --> 0:16:36.400
<v Speaker 1>he tried to well that they didn't. They didn't take

0:16:36.520 --> 0:16:40.280
<v Speaker 1>all the questions like they chose what you sheltered them. Oh,

0:16:40.280 --> 0:16:42.480
<v Speaker 1>we're not filter nothing, Danny, just.

0:16:42.360 --> 0:16:43.080
<v Speaker 3>As they come in.

0:16:43.360 --> 0:16:45.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so we're going to have a what's.

0:16:45.080 --> 0:16:46.480
<v Speaker 3>The hotline that you guys use.

0:16:46.600 --> 0:16:48.440
<v Speaker 1>We'll have a number set up. Don't worry, I have

0:16:48.480 --> 0:16:52.200
<v Speaker 1>no fear, but it'll be coming up, Danny. So you're

0:16:52.200 --> 0:16:55.080
<v Speaker 1>not taking funk. You're taking phone calls, not just a

0:16:55.320 --> 0:16:59.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna submit an email or live calls to oh boy,

0:16:59.760 --> 0:17:00.720
<v Speaker 1>you can call in, Danny.

0:17:00.920 --> 0:17:03.160
<v Speaker 3>That whole area on the phone is gonna be backed up.

0:17:04.160 --> 0:17:06.680
<v Speaker 3>How many lines you're gonna need twenty lines going.

0:17:06.760 --> 0:17:12.120
<v Speaker 1>It'll be the roommate's debut. Well, people love her, Yeah,

0:17:12.320 --> 0:17:14.800
<v Speaker 1>she's all right. Yeah they will, Yeah, they'll they'll love her.

0:17:15.280 --> 0:17:17.920
<v Speaker 1>She'll they'll be like, man, you're lucky to have her.

0:17:18.080 --> 0:17:21.840
<v Speaker 1>What's your problem? What do you do with that loser? Yeah? Yeah,

0:17:21.960 --> 0:17:24.080
<v Speaker 1>why are you with him?

0:17:24.920 --> 0:17:26.520
<v Speaker 3>It could be it could be the key to figuring

0:17:26.560 --> 0:17:29.600
<v Speaker 3>out everything though maybe And yes, you guys realize like, wow,

0:17:29.640 --> 0:17:31.920
<v Speaker 3>we really are just so perfect for each other and.

0:17:31.840 --> 0:17:35.680
<v Speaker 1>Shaid, Okay, all right, but you're doing great. You're doing

0:17:35.800 --> 0:17:39.880
<v Speaker 1>another vacation, happy, healthy, going to the pajamas, gonna figure out.

0:17:41.160 --> 0:17:44.040
<v Speaker 1>No kids coming. I don't know who's watching them, but

0:17:44.040 --> 0:17:47.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure we'll be paying for the goddamn nose. Yeah,

0:17:48.640 --> 0:17:51.399
<v Speaker 1>but you'll stay sober. I'll stay sober. Yeah, I'm going

0:17:51.440 --> 0:17:54.040
<v Speaker 1>to the beach, Danny. I'm gonna hang out, drink some

0:17:54.119 --> 0:18:00.480
<v Speaker 1>virgin Beanie Colatta's, hang out in the pool, mushrooms. Apparently

0:18:00.520 --> 0:18:03.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm not allowed to do those. Like, we'll see the roommate.

0:18:03.359 --> 0:18:04.720
<v Speaker 1>You know, you get her on a beach, you get

0:18:04.720 --> 0:18:05.719
<v Speaker 1>her a couple of drinks.

0:18:05.800 --> 0:18:07.000
<v Speaker 3>You know those are therapeutic.

0:18:07.080 --> 0:18:10.840
<v Speaker 1>Though. Yeah, rules change She's like, maybe you should we'll

0:18:10.840 --> 0:18:11.439
<v Speaker 1>figure out.

0:18:11.480 --> 0:18:13.360
<v Speaker 3>Maybe you should get fucking wasted.

0:18:13.800 --> 0:18:18.080
<v Speaker 1>Maybe you should just do drugs. One of us, one

0:18:18.160 --> 0:18:21.200
<v Speaker 1>of we'll see. Well, thanks for joining us. On Dan

0:18:21.240 --> 0:18:24.040
<v Speaker 1>Patrick takes a Gamble Shay and Irving podcast wherever you

0:18:24.080 --> 0:18:28.080
<v Speaker 1>get your podcast, So for Ray, the producer for Dylan,

0:18:28.119 --> 0:18:30.240
<v Speaker 1>the graphics guy Marvin who has to put up with

0:18:30.320 --> 0:18:34.399
<v Speaker 1>this Shay, and of course Bad Larry undercovers in the

0:18:36.040 --> 0:18:40.240
<v Speaker 1>figure at the Jersey shot at the Jersey Show. Get

0:18:40.280 --> 0:18:42.800
<v Speaker 1>off the exit and just ask where Bad Larry lives

0:18:42.880 --> 0:18:44.480
<v Speaker 1>and they will what exit.

0:18:44.280 --> 0:18:46.240
<v Speaker 4>Eighty ninety eight.

0:18:46.840 --> 0:18:51.000
<v Speaker 3>Ninety eight ninety eight right and then right under the covers.

0:18:52.520 --> 0:18:57.560
<v Speaker 1>Everybody in bed with Bad Larry. Have a great weekend, everybody,

0:18:57.600 --> 0:19:07.720
<v Speaker 1>thanks for joining us, and until next week, well fart it.