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Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.

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Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.

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Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a

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Speaker 1: podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.

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Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.

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Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.

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Speaker 3: You're a coward.

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Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by

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Speaker 1: bad Larry Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I

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Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.

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Speaker 1: There's no love, it's called respect. Why would you respect

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Speaker 1: a man who has one ring with a four time

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Speaker 1: MVP quarterback? Like? Why why Jan Gaily? When you get

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Speaker 1: into the NFL? For example, Robert Taylor, he ain't done nothing,

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Speaker 1: he ain't never done nothing. He followed Brian Kelly from CMU.

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Speaker 1: He's never won anything, has never done anything. But now

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Speaker 1: he's got an interview with the Cowboys. Why because he's

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Speaker 1: got experience as a head coach. Okay, great, your experience

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Speaker 1: is fucking losing and being a loser. That shouldn't count

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Speaker 1: for shit. I'd rather have Well, I don't know why

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Speaker 1: they're interviewing Robert Salah. That says more about Jerry Jones.

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Speaker 1: Mike McCarthy has eleven seasons of ten or more wins,

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Speaker 1: one playoff win in four years with the Dallas Cowboys.

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Speaker 1: Who know? Who know? How many playoff wins does Mike

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Speaker 1: Tomlin have in Pittsburgh. That's a completely different story, Mike. No, no,

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Speaker 1: it's one super Bowl fire. He got one super Bowl

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Speaker 1: fire him. I don't care about that. But the fact

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Speaker 1: that they replaced the Ginger with somebody who they thought

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Speaker 1: after sitting out a year. Mike McCarthy failed in Green

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Speaker 1: Bay with one of the best quarterbacks of our generation. Okay,

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Speaker 1: how much do you put that on Aaron Rodgers who

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Speaker 1: was Oh, come on, Aaron Rodgers was terrible. He had

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Speaker 1: first round of the playoffs against sling Blade. That is true,

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Speaker 1: But Mike McCarthy is a mediocre coach. Should never sniff Canton,

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Speaker 1: Ohio and should be Mark said, I said, it's Sean Payton,

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Speaker 1: coach right now. No, absolutely not. Well, if Mike Tomins

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Speaker 1: Tomas a Hall of Famer. Neither, he's gonna be a

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Speaker 3: He shouldn't be sustained above averageness is Mike Tomlin.

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Speaker 1: But that's my point, is that the sustaining part is

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Speaker 1: just because you've broken into that elusive club. It ain't

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Speaker 1: because you've dominated that club. It's because you what Deon

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Speaker 3: It sounds like a terrible Oh.

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Speaker 1: I don't want it, but I think it's gonna happen.

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Speaker 1: Who do you want Ben Johnson? You don't even know

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Speaker 1: if he can be a head coach. I don't care.

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Speaker 1: I know Mike McCarthy can't. I know Chang Gaily can't.

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Speaker 1: I know Dave Campbell can't. I don't care. Throw the

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Speaker 1: fuck dice, let it hit the back wall. Let's roll

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Speaker 1: so bad.

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Speaker 3: It speaks more to the Cowboys, I think, being like

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Speaker 1: Just fat Man's dead, okay, long live okay, anybody else?

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Speaker 1: Fair enough? Fair enough, by the way, Congratulations on James Franklin.

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Speaker 1: You all in on James Franklin. Yeah, happy about that. Congratulations.

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Speaker 1: Maybe he could be the next head coach of your cowboys?

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Speaker 1: Why not? Why not him? And Stark? Stark plus nine hundred.

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Speaker 1: That'll never right. You were you were? You were always

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Speaker 1: against James Franklin, always, and then you jump on James

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Speaker 1: Franklin and what happened? He disappointed me once again, proved

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Speaker 1: that I was right in my bones. He's a battered housewife.

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Speaker 1: It really is. Really, I don't know. It's bad. It's bad.

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Speaker 1: Marvin is bad. Larry with us? Dan, Where where were you?

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Speaker 4: I was lying in my bed waiting for the call

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Speaker 4: and I never heard it.

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Speaker 1: Why are you in bed?

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Speaker 4: I got a little chill, So I'm just on the covers,

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Speaker 4: Mary Beth says, and I don't want her here the conversation,

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Speaker 4: So I'm just upstairs having my conversation with you guys.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what I missed earlier, but Dylan fabulous.

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Speaker 3: Wait many Yeah, I was due for one of those.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you didn't miss anything, Larry. We didn't go around

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Speaker 1: well it was a majority that they didn't want you

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Speaker 4: Just to let you know that's fine, okay, anything out real,

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Speaker 1: Uh Dylan was great? Uh Dylan almost Yeah? You did you?

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Speaker 1: You took the Vikings against the Rams, you got Notre

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Speaker 1: Dame to win the national title. You could hedge this bet.

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Speaker 3: I'm a big hedgings for Pussy's guy. Yeah yeah, I

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Speaker 3: does that even really feel great? If you went you

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Speaker 1: That's where you don't tell anybody that you did it.

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Speaker 3: No, you just celebrate the win.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, you just bad Larry. Uh kind of hit

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Speaker 1: or miss there. You didn't have anything really noteworthy.

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Speaker 4: Uh right up two units, Dan, Just keep keep plugging along.

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Speaker 1: No, I know, very impression.

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Speaker 4: I gotta get. I gotta give it a shout out

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Speaker 4: to Ray. I thought I was only up one unit.

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Speaker 4: it's only one unit, right. He texted me back, are

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Speaker 4: you forgetting you two units? On Notre Dame. So I'm

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Speaker 4: a national apology. I was wrong, Ray and you were right.

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Speaker 1: let's turn a rettention to this week. Dylan, you got

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Speaker 3: Yes, Dan, I've got Notre Dame plus eight and a half.

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Speaker 3: This does scare me because my initial thought was Ohio

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Speaker 3: So I'm gonna fade all of them. I'm gonna stick

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Speaker 3: Rock with Notre Dame plus. Like I could semi hedge

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Speaker 3: Ohio State wins by seven and I lose my future

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Speaker 3: and the games, and I'm not gonna lay like minus

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Speaker 1: All right, So you've got Notre Dame plus eight and

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Speaker 3: Yep, and just a little sprinkle on this one, Dan,

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Speaker 3: Yes to overtime oh plus thirteen hundred? Oh some well,

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Speaker 3: fireworks at the end of the game. I can see it.

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Speaker 1: How many units that were we betting this one? Okay,

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Speaker 1: bad Larry. I can't imagine you'd go against Notre Dame,

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Speaker 4: My bet is just Notre Dame money line. I don't

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Speaker 4: I'll be just as angry as you know. I don't

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Speaker 4: I guess I'm getting three and a half or four

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Speaker 1: I got plus two eighty five?

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Speaker 4: What eight and a half points?

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Speaker 3: Drafts they'd uice that money line pretty good?

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Speaker 1: Righty? Plus two eighty five plus two eighty five? That

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Speaker 4: All right, okay, all right, I'll take it.

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Speaker 2: I guess that's rude.

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Speaker 3: Rude you get dogged on the money lines. Do you

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Speaker 3: have to lay like one to four with the Ohio

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Speaker 3: State and then that's all you get for Notre Dame?

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Speaker 1: Shay you ready? Yeah, Buck, guy's on laying eight and

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Speaker 1: a half against Notre Dame. I think this is reminiscent

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Speaker 1: where we want it to be closed. But it is

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Speaker 1: a fucking ass whoopet Georgia. Ye. By the way, we

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Speaker 1: found out Larry while we were trying to get a

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Speaker 1: hold of you that Shay's room. Shay's wife is a

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Speaker 4: Okay, I like that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she thinks you bring a lot of I don't know,

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Speaker 1: possession pizzazz Riz the show. He's a fan. Wait what possessed?

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Speaker 1: Does he bring spunk drunk uncle Pozzaz? I don't know,

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Speaker 1: but Drunkel, she's a fan like Larry is the best.

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Speaker 1: You guys are so mean.

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Speaker 3: To have local vagrant energy.

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Speaker 1: That's enough. Roommate, by the way, Danny, go into the

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Speaker 1: Bahamas next week. You and the roommate and a couple

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Speaker 2: No kids, very nice.

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Speaker 4: Very nice.

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Speaker 3: Are you going to like the Epstein one or No?

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Speaker 1: That has been just a few couples met Alan. No,

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Speaker 3: But there's there probably isn't a better place to do Boomers.

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Speaker 1: Will you go to the Bahamas? Danny as a white

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Speaker 1: man barving. Yeah, here, most you go to the Bahamas

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Speaker 3: So do this that you think that's every white man

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well you might see me coming a mile away,

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Speaker 3: Forgot to imagine that you got off the plate and

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Speaker 1: So it'll be a struggle for me this year, is

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Speaker 1: all I'm saying. So it'll be a real benefit. You

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Speaker 1: always we said as a white man, I was like, okay.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, actually walking around Europe, it's not that much difference.

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Speaker 1: Used to brag about how I could score like anywhere

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Speaker 1: that's a customer, right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they've done business long enough. That is a Martin

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Speaker 3: not only is a customer, and he's probably a repeat.

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Speaker 1: He'll be here tomorrow eight am. Here in three hours, mon, Dylan,

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Speaker 1: you ready, yeah?

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Speaker 3: NFL NFL, Dan, I got the Texans plus eight and

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Speaker 3: a half against the Chiefs. This is another one that

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Speaker 3: scares me. But I know Chiefs coming off of Bye

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Speaker 3: they have been pretty unable to cover a spread, particularly

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Speaker 3: a large one this year, and the Texans just they

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Speaker 3: live at home. At four point thirty on Saturday m

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Speaker 3: I've got the Lions minus the nine and a half

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Speaker 3: against the Commanders. Commander has been a nice story, but

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Speaker 3: I think the Lions blow them out. And then Eagles

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Speaker 3: Rams with six points is going to be a popular pick.

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Speaker 3: After last week beating the Vikings team that turned out

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Speaker 3: Bills earlier this season, so I think they're a.

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Speaker 1: Problem for him.

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Speaker 4: Bad Larry, all Right, I like Dylan's analogies.

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Speaker 4: I take the over.

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Speaker 1: I think it's analysis.

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Speaker 3: I think I don't think there was a an They

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Speaker 4: I was thinking about taking Houston also, but I just said,

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Speaker 1: So it's analysis. Is the Texas analysis? Whatever?

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Speaker 2: Kansas, we don't care.

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Speaker 1: Never mind you were on a roll.

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Speaker 3: I actually do think Sha Kwan is a cooler sounding name.

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Speaker 1: Shae Kwan's better. Yeah okay? Uh so tex.

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Speaker 4: Over forty one and a half.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, you've got a bad phone connection.

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Speaker 4: The same phone we've always used. Detroit mons nine and

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Speaker 4: a half over Washington over you guys still there?

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, over over.

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Speaker 4: Philly the Philly Rams game over forty four and I

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Speaker 1: Right okay, And that leads us to Shay club Sha

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Speaker 1: Shay yeah de Rock City Redskins under fifty five and

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Speaker 1: kind of everywhere? Yeah, junk everywhere, Danny, okay, ha Ron

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Speaker 1: Uh Dylan, did you want to bet on darts?

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Speaker 1: He didn't even buy a hooker? Well yeah, probably can't

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Speaker 3: How do you think he got into Dark? Like, well,

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Speaker 1: A dart board. He grew up at a bar.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah in England, right, yeah, he just lived in

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Speaker 1: But if you go there are certain places like Ireland,

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, topia.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so you bring the family there and then parents

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Speaker 1: No, I don't think so. I remember, oh in America, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: better time, you know. Yeah, that's when America was great, right, Danny. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Fun, bring back kids at bars.

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Speaker 1: I don't worry. We got four days. Don't worry.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna walk into a bar. It's gonna have six

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Speaker 1: I think that's it. Shane Irving podcast, seems like you

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Speaker 1: have an upcoming episode, Danny, where the roommate and Shay

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Speaker 1: and live call in on relation. So this isn't like

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Speaker 1: didn't go well. I didn't know that, no idea.

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Speaker 3: Is there any for that to go well?

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Speaker 1: Not considering this you know what's been going on. I

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Speaker 1: all the questions like they chose what you sheltered them. Oh,

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Speaker 1: we're not filter nothing, Danny, just.

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Speaker 3: As they come in.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so we're going to have a what's.

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Speaker 3: The hotline that you guys use.

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Speaker 1: We'll have a number set up. Don't worry, I have

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Speaker 1: no fear, but it'll be coming up, Danny. So you're

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Speaker 1: not taking funk. You're taking phone calls, not just a

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna submit an email or live calls to oh boy,

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Speaker 1: you can call in, Danny.

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Speaker 3: That whole area on the phone is gonna be backed up.

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Speaker 3: How many lines you're gonna need twenty lines going.

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Speaker 1: It'll be the roommate's debut. Well, people love her, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she's all right. Yeah they will, Yeah, they'll they'll love her.

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Speaker 1: What's your problem? What do you do with that loser? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: why are you with him?

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Speaker 3: It could be it could be the key to figuring

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Speaker 3: out everything though maybe And yes, you guys realize like, wow,

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Speaker 1: Shaid, Okay, all right, but you're doing great. You're doing

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Speaker 1: another vacation, happy, healthy, going to the pajamas, gonna figure out.

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Speaker 1: No kids coming. I don't know who's watching them, but

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Speaker 1: I'm sure we'll be paying for the goddamn nose. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but you'll stay sober. I'll stay sober. Yeah, I'm going

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Speaker 1: to the beach, Danny. I'm gonna hang out, drink some

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Speaker 1: virgin Beanie Colatta's, hang out in the pool, mushrooms. Apparently

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Speaker 1: I'm not allowed to do those. Like, we'll see the roommate.

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Speaker 1: You know, you get her on a beach, you get

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Speaker 3: You know those are therapeutic.

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Speaker 1: Though. Yeah, rules change She's like, maybe you should we'll

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Speaker 3: Maybe you should get fucking wasted.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you should just do drugs. One of us, one

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Speaker 1: of we'll see. Well, thanks for joining us. On Dan

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Speaker 1: Patrick takes a Gamble Shay and Irving podcast wherever you

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Speaker 1: get your podcast, So for Ray, the producer for Dylan,

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Speaker 1: the graphics guy Marvin who has to put up with

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Speaker 1: this Shay, and of course Bad Larry undercovers in the

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Speaker 1: figure at the Jersey shot at the Jersey Show. Get

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Speaker 1: off the exit and just ask where Bad Larry lives

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Speaker 1: and they will what exit.

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Speaker 4: Eighty ninety eight.

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Speaker 3: Ninety eight ninety eight right and then right under the covers.

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Speaker 1: Everybody in bed with Bad Larry. Have a great weekend, everybody,

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Speaker 1: thanks for joining us, and until next week, well fart it.