Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone
Speaker 1: tapping Danielle, Yes, it's a what do you have?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 1: Somebody loved Victoria a note on her desk telling her
Speaker 1: to stop bringing her stinky eggs into the shared office kitchen.
Speaker 1: Oh we know that feeling here? Not so her friend
Speaker 1: and her coworker wanted me to phone tapper. So I
Speaker 1: call this the mystery coworker who left her the note.
Speaker 1: And she's not happy? All right, they never are. Let's
Speaker 1: see what happened to Daniel's phone tap? Well, yes, sah,
Speaker 1: I'm looking for Victoria please.
Speaker 2: Uh this is shame.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Victoria, I hear you have a problem with the
Speaker 1: note I left. I'm sorry? What the note I left
Speaker 1: in the lunch room about your stinky harboiled eggs?
Speaker 2: Oh? Who is this?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't matter who this is. People are sick
Speaker 1: and tired of coming into the lunch room and having
Speaker 1: to smell the nasty eggs that you bring every day.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, where do you get off calling me nasty?
Speaker 2: Who are you?
Speaker 1: First of all, it's disrespectful. You know you share this
Speaker 1: common space with people, so why would you bring your
Speaker 1: stinky ass eggs into the kitchen.
Speaker 2: Okay, wait a minute, you need to slow down. Food
Speaker 2: is not disrespectful.
Speaker 1: Okay, if it smelled like it is, excuse me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it smells like you know it. Hard boiled egg smells
Speaker 1: like frigging feet, like cheese from your feet.
Speaker 2: You know what. Excuse me. I'm on a diet that
Speaker 2: my doctor recommended. I don't give it.
Speaker 1: You're on a diet. We're all trying to lose weight.
Speaker 1: I find other ways of losing weight. I don't bring
Speaker 1: hard boiled eggs into disrespect you mean.
Speaker 2: This is not about a diet. This is about my health.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. You don't even know me. Goodbye.
Speaker 1: Hello, What the hell you're hanging up on me? Excuse me?
Speaker 1: I have it my desk. What is your problem?
Speaker 2: I don't care for you.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm at my desk too, And people
Speaker 1: are sick and tired of you're bringing your stink ass
Speaker 1: into the office, so stop it.
Speaker 2: The way you're talking right now is disgusting.
Speaker 1: And if they're not, yes, they are, like you sound
Speaker 1: like a pretty little twenty year old. I don't understand.
Speaker 1: There's so many other things yogurt that you can eat
Speaker 1: for your diet. I can give you a list, have
Speaker 1: a turkey breast something like that, but no, my dietician.
Speaker 1: Now it's wrong with you.
Speaker 2: It's none of your business.
Speaker 1: You know what an egg is anyway? An egg is
Speaker 1: an unborn chicken, and you're eating You're eating a chicken.
Speaker 2: Sound like an unborn chicken.
Speaker 1: Where do you work?
Speaker 2: What floor are you on?
Speaker 1: None of your business. All you need to know is
Speaker 1: that you're my business. You're own my business, but it's.
Speaker 2: None of my business. I mean you are and where
Speaker 2: you work?
Speaker 1: Girl, I'm in your business because everybody around you says
Speaker 1: you are the nasty eggs.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna call the main operator and I'm going to
Speaker 2: find your numbers.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: But that's what they call you. They call you like
Speaker 1: egg girl. She is so here. You know what? Now
Speaker 1: you're going to call her back and just like check
Speaker 1: in with her and see what she says. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello, Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 2: No, I'm fine, I just I'm busy. I got to
Speaker 2: get somebody's number from the receptionist, so I don't really
Speaker 2: have time to talk. What's going on?
Speaker 1: Are you okay? Or yeah? Now You're fine.
Speaker 2: It's just some stupid bitch is calling my desk and
Speaker 2: there you know, my boss is in from Chicago today
Speaker 2: walking around and I'm sitting here swearing about eggs at
Speaker 2: my desk.
Speaker 1: Eggs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody left a note and a girl who left
Speaker 2: the note calls me up, going, eh, your eggs just
Speaker 2: sounds stinky, and then like a stupidio, she makes chicken
Speaker 2: sounds at me, box, at me, by my death, like
Speaker 2: I need to Oh, you stinking up the whole place,
Speaker 2: making me feel like a like a egg monster. Come
Speaker 2: see me to my face and I'll sit on.
Speaker 1: You like a mother head at this point.
Speaker 2: Stupid bitch. Okay, exactly, Okay, bye, Hello.
Speaker 1: Yeah, chicken lady, definitely idiot.
Speaker 2: I've got your office's main number coming up on my
Speaker 2: cell phones. Okay, so I'm going to have our receptionist
Speaker 2: call your main number. I'm going to figure out who
Speaker 2: you are. I'm going to tell your buff and you're
Speaker 2: gonna get fired.
Speaker 1: And what am I going to get fired for? For
Speaker 1: telling you not to bring your stack ass eggs to work?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get fired an obnoxious bitch. Can you give
Speaker 2: me your home address so that I can go lay
Speaker 2: an egg on your toilet.
Speaker 1: Hey Victoria that this is actually Daniel man Arrow from
Speaker 1: Elvis duran in the Morning Show and you just got
Speaker 1: phoned up.
Speaker 2: Oh came out.
Speaker 1: I love you, you love me. I'm gonna love you.
Speaker 2: A good thing you're got in the office today. You
Speaker 2: will because you would be dead right now.
Speaker 1: Where the Elvis Durant phone Town