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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone

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Speaker 1: tapping Danielle, Yes, it's a what do you have?

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Speaker 2: So?

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Speaker 1: Somebody loved Victoria a note on her desk telling her

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Speaker 1: to stop bringing her stinky eggs into the shared office kitchen.

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Speaker 1: Oh we know that feeling here? Not so her friend

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Speaker 1: and her coworker wanted me to phone tapper. So I

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Speaker 1: call this the mystery coworker who left her the note.

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Speaker 1: And she's not happy? All right, they never are. Let's

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Speaker 1: see what happened to Daniel's phone tap? Well, yes, sah,

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Speaker 1: I'm looking for Victoria please.

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Speaker 2: Uh this is shame.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Victoria, I hear you have a problem with the

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Speaker 1: note I left. I'm sorry? What the note I left

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Speaker 1: in the lunch room about your stinky harboiled eggs?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Who is this?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't matter who this is. People are sick

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Speaker 1: and tired of coming into the lunch room and having

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Speaker 1: to smell the nasty eggs that you bring every day.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, where do you get off calling me nasty?

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Speaker 2: Who are you?

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Speaker 1: First of all, it's disrespectful. You know you share this

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Speaker 1: common space with people, so why would you bring your

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Speaker 1: stinky ass eggs into the kitchen.

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Speaker 2: Okay, wait a minute, you need to slow down. Food

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Speaker 2: is not disrespectful.

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Speaker 1: Okay, if it smelled like it is, excuse me. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it smells like you know it. Hard boiled egg smells

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Speaker 1: like frigging feet, like cheese from your feet.

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Speaker 2: You know what. Excuse me. I'm on a diet that

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Speaker 2: my doctor recommended. I don't give it.

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Speaker 1: You're on a diet. We're all trying to lose weight.

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Speaker 1: I find other ways of losing weight. I don't bring

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Speaker 1: hard boiled eggs into disrespect you mean.

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Speaker 2: This is not about a diet. This is about my health.

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much. You don't even know me. Goodbye.

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Speaker 1: Hello, What the hell you're hanging up on me? Excuse me?

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Speaker 1: I have it my desk. What is your problem?

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Speaker 2: I don't care for you.

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Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm at my desk too, And people

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Speaker 1: are sick and tired of you're bringing your stink ass

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Speaker 1: into the office, so stop it.

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Speaker 2: The way you're talking right now is disgusting.

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Speaker 1: And if they're not, yes, they are, like you sound

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Speaker 1: like a pretty little twenty year old. I don't understand.

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Speaker 1: There's so many other things yogurt that you can eat

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Speaker 1: for your diet. I can give you a list, have

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Speaker 1: a turkey breast something like that, but no, my dietician.

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Speaker 1: Now it's wrong with you.

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Speaker 2: It's none of your business.

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Speaker 1: You know what an egg is anyway? An egg is

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Speaker 1: an unborn chicken, and you're eating You're eating a chicken.

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Speaker 2: Sound like an unborn chicken.

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Speaker 1: Where do you work?

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Speaker 2: What floor are you on?

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Speaker 1: None of your business. All you need to know is

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Speaker 1: that you're my business. You're own my business, but it's.

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Speaker 2: None of my business. I mean you are and where

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Speaker 2: you work?

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Speaker 1: Girl, I'm in your business because everybody around you says

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Speaker 1: you are the nasty eggs.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna call the main operator and I'm going to

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Speaker 2: find your numbers.

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: But that's what they call you. They call you like

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Speaker 1: egg girl. She is so here. You know what? Now

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Speaker 1: you're going to call her back and just like check

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Speaker 1: in with her and see what she says. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: here we go. Hello, Hey, how's it going?

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Speaker 2: No, I'm fine, I just I'm busy. I got to

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Speaker 2: get somebody's number from the receptionist, so I don't really

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Speaker 2: have time to talk. What's going on?

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Speaker 1: Are you okay? Or yeah? Now You're fine.

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Speaker 2: It's just some stupid bitch is calling my desk and

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Speaker 2: there you know, my boss is in from Chicago today

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Speaker 2: walking around and I'm sitting here swearing about eggs at

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Speaker 2: my desk.

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Speaker 1: Eggs.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody left a note and a girl who left

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Speaker 2: the note calls me up, going, eh, your eggs just

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Speaker 2: sounds stinky, and then like a stupidio, she makes chicken

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Speaker 2: sounds at me, box, at me, by my death, like

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Speaker 2: I need to Oh, you stinking up the whole place,

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Speaker 2: making me feel like a like a egg monster. Come

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Speaker 2: see me to my face and I'll sit on.

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Speaker 1: You like a mother head at this point.

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Speaker 2: Stupid bitch. Okay, exactly, Okay, bye, Hello.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, chicken lady, definitely idiot.

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Speaker 2: I've got your office's main number coming up on my

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Speaker 2: cell phones. Okay, so I'm going to have our receptionist

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Speaker 2: call your main number. I'm going to figure out who

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Speaker 2: you are. I'm going to tell your buff and you're

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Speaker 2: gonna get fired.

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Speaker 1: And what am I going to get fired for? For

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Speaker 1: telling you not to bring your stack ass eggs to work?

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna get fired an obnoxious bitch. Can you give

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Speaker 2: me your home address so that I can go lay

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Speaker 2: an egg on your toilet.

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Speaker 1: Hey Victoria that this is actually Daniel man Arrow from

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Speaker 1: Elvis duran in the Morning Show and you just got

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Speaker 1: phoned up.

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Speaker 2: Oh came out.

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Speaker 1: I love you, you love me. I'm gonna love you.

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Speaker 2: A good thing you're got in the office today. You

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Speaker 2: will because you would be dead right now.

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Speaker 1: Where the Elvis Durant phone Town