WEBVTT - Uber Eats Casanova

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<v Speaker 1>The Jubile Show on demand. It's another Jewbile phone Frank

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<v Speaker 1>Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hey, is this Anna? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I ask? He's calling? Hey? What's up? Anna? It's Tommy.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just picking something else up from last time.

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<v Speaker 1>You got some salt vinegar chips, and I had an

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<v Speaker 1>extra bag on me, so I was thinking I could

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<v Speaker 1>just swing it by. Who is this, Oh, come on,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Tommy. Uh Tommy. I don't think I know you, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>is your boyfriend around or something? Uh? Sorry, why are

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<v Speaker 1>you asking? It's Tommy from the other day you ordered

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<v Speaker 1>Uber Eats. I brought you a sandwich, some salt and

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<v Speaker 1>vinegar chips. We had a moment, remember, Oh my god, Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, Oh my god. I figured i'd just call

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<v Speaker 1>and see what's up, you know. And I had this

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<v Speaker 1>extra bag of salt and vinegar chips in the passenger seat,

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<v Speaker 1>and I thought I could swing it on by and

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<v Speaker 1>we could reconnect. I think that that's okay. Oh did

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<v Speaker 1>you just growl at me? Maybe I'm sorry about that,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I mean, I'm just flirting, but for real,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I picked up those sparks the other day

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<v Speaker 1>when I was dropping off your sandwiches, and I would

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<v Speaker 1>love to tell me I have no I have a boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 1>This is like not cool. Don't make me eat these

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<v Speaker 1>chips by myself. Okay, you know what. You can't go

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<v Speaker 1>ahead and meet those chips by yourself, crazy streak. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to eat these ships myself. But you

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<v Speaker 1>did get one thing right, what crazy freak? So h

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<v Speaker 1>I'm done? Uh huh yeah no no no, no, no, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah yeah no. Let me just swing by drop off

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<v Speaker 1>these chippies and you get Yeah. No, that's not gonna happen.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you keep going, I will call my boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, what my boyfriend? What about him? I will

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<v Speaker 1>call it? Oh oh okay, it's like that. Huh me,

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<v Speaker 1>your boyfriend? You split this bag of chips? No freak,

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<v Speaker 1>he's going to kick your even better? Yeah, okay, is

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<v Speaker 1>so sure? Black a birdie it is? You need to

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<v Speaker 1>shut up right now. This is so inappropriate. I will

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<v Speaker 1>find out who your boss is. I thought it was inappropriate.

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<v Speaker 1>How you're flirting with me when I was dropping out

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<v Speaker 1>your sandwiches. I was not flirting. Then? What was the

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<v Speaker 1>other day about the sandwich day? I literally just ordered

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<v Speaker 1>a sandwich from you. That's it? Are you? I thought

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<v Speaker 1>we had a moment when I had you. No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>we did not have a moment. But we are about

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<v Speaker 1>to have a moment when my boyfriend takes your all right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>then I'll just tell you it's a prank phone call.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I could do that. Huh, what'd you just say?

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<v Speaker 1>I said, this is actually a prank phone call. It's

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<v Speaker 1>Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on

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<v Speaker 1>you and your boyfriend. Say you up? Are you kidding me? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Oh, oh my god. He said that

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<v Speaker 1>some Uber Eats driver was hitting on you the other

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<v Speaker 1>day and you wanted me to mess with you. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, I'm gonna kill him. Are you sure you

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to leave your boyfriend for a creepy delivery driver.

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<v Speaker 1>I am pretty sure that I don't want to. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>what if I got two bags of solid vinegar chips?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe we'll talk Wake up every morning with Jubile phone franks,

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<v Speaker 1>we say mornings on the twenties,