WEBVTT - Surprisingly Awful!

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<v Speaker 1>You're ready champ these ones, right, the ones.

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<v Speaker 2>We haven't done yet.

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<v Speaker 1>It's do guys with.

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<v Speaker 2>Just a ball at his boom?

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<v Speaker 3>The review is there the wheels for you? What is

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<v Speaker 3>Scott gonna say? What's Andrew gonna say? Well, there's sires

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<v Speaker 3>good or just okay?

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<v Speaker 4>It's guys with us just a ball his bop.

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<v Speaker 1>They'll be arguing about Bastot.

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<v Speaker 4>What do they know?

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<v Speaker 2>There is reg all that boost and you get to

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<v Speaker 2>hear that slo bet you Yep, I'm Andrew on my

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<v Speaker 2>phone because I'm not paying attention to the show.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm hearing you. I can hear exactly what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 4>You were playing the theme song.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, when you post these videos, why can't you do

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<v Speaker 2>like cool graphics and stuff like that? Like all these

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<v Speaker 2>YouTube videos? Have you have nothing else to do? Man,

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<v Speaker 2>you're not doing anything. Why can't you do that, like

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<v Speaker 2>these cool things? Like you know, when do we do

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<v Speaker 2>balls and spoons? The little bowl graphic should pop up

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<v Speaker 2>and you should put a little logo at the beginning

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<v Speaker 2>and some fun festive stuff. Somebody who just wants to

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<v Speaker 2>watch his plane crap right.

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<v Speaker 4>Welcome to Serial Killers. This is episode one fifty eight.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't believe we're one hundred and fifty eight. How

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<v Speaker 4>is your week, Bend Scott?

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<v Speaker 2>You should just be a little bit more invested in it,

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<v Speaker 2>Like if we want viewers and listeners and maybe advertising

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<v Speaker 2>dollars at some point, we should make it inviting. People

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<v Speaker 2>should want to come watch it every week. Right now,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just like, uh, these two guys. I could listen

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<v Speaker 2>to it and watch it, but why would I.

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<v Speaker 1>Want One time?

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<v Speaker 4>I've said, why don't we just do something different for

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<v Speaker 4>the YouTube page?

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<v Speaker 2>Because that's a cop out. That's a cop out.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a cop out.

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<v Speaker 4>Literally, doing new content that people would want to go

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<v Speaker 4>and only can see on our YouTube page is a

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<v Speaker 4>cop out. Like trying new things, that's a cop out.

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<v Speaker 2>Just make this video exciting.

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<v Speaker 4>We're talking on a zoom, dude, I don't know how

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<v Speaker 4>much more exciting a zoom call can be.

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<v Speaker 2>Serial killers graphics.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen watching a forty six year old man change.

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<v Speaker 2>My age every time every time you want to make

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<v Speaker 2>fun of me, I'm a different age. I'm not forty six.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. You might need to get a you're

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<v Speaker 1>reaching your fifties.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I'm done? Seriously, go ahead, why go ahead,

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<v Speaker 2>go ahead, you take the up, go ahead, lead it go.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go.

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<v Speaker 1>Great.

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<v Speaker 4>So it's episode one fight. I don't know what day

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<v Speaker 4>it is on the fake calendar you got behind you.

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<v Speaker 4>What day are we pretending it is? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, are you talking to me?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? What fake day is it?

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<v Speaker 2>It's Christmas Week. Today's Monday, December twenty first.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, welcome to Christmas Week everyone. We have a bunch

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<v Speaker 4>of new cereals to try.

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<v Speaker 2>None of them are new. There's only one cereal that's

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<v Speaker 2>new there. And I said it to you weeks and

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<v Speaker 2>weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 4>Hold on, you put on a jacket to pretend that

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<v Speaker 4>you didn't film this after one fifty seven.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry. You can't change your sweatshirt ever, You've been

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<v Speaker 2>wearing that for two weeks. It must stink.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, yeah, it's really going with this one. We're really

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<v Speaker 4>going with this one. Okay, we're gonna start off with

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<v Speaker 4>these ones. I don't know what the hell these things

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<v Speaker 4>are like.

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<v Speaker 2>What does your TV say back there? Roku?

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<v Speaker 1>Hulu?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, Hulu?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, yeah, this whole apartment sponsored by Hulu. Just kidding,

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<v Speaker 4>but maybe one day.

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<v Speaker 2>The lighting is terrible in both of our studios we

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<v Speaker 2>should have realized.

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<v Speaker 1>Better than mine.

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<v Speaker 4>The two lights went out above my kitchen, and it's

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<v Speaker 4>so hard to take the light bulbs out that I

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<v Speaker 4>just leave them dead. Oh, so let's do this one,

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<v Speaker 4>the one that looks like Smarties.

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<v Speaker 2>What is it, Andrew? And where we get it?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna say it's a legal cereal that a listener

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<v Speaker 4>sent us.

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<v Speaker 1>It is not a legal cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>It is a cereal that a listener sent us. Hannah

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<v Speaker 2>sent it to us. Okay, and these are green Wise Confettios.

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<v Speaker 2>Green Wise is like the Snooty two dy Public's brand.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like the natural stuff. We probably won't like it.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I'm gonna love it, although they do use

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<v Speaker 2>cane sugar.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm going in with.

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<v Speaker 4>A positive attitude to this. It's a new week, it's

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<v Speaker 4>the holidays. Welcome everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure, okay, I'm not sure if these are

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<v Speaker 2>trying to be fruit loops or if they're trying to

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<v Speaker 2>be fruity cheerios. I'm not quite sure where they're going

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<v Speaker 2>with it.

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<v Speaker 1>They smell like fruit loops.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, your bike ride is over, so let's eat a

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<v Speaker 2>helping of cane sugar? Makes this cereal? Sweet Papa wheelie.

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<v Speaker 2>When you pedal past our organic wheat, it helps make

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<v Speaker 2>this cereal tasty, whole grain treat cool.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna start eating it.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, ring your bike bell. If you know this fact,

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<v Speaker 2>you can make cereal reddish with radishes. There's radishes in here.

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<v Speaker 1>Why would you tell me that I'm gonna hate this cereal?

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<v Speaker 2>Now as you speed past the cornfield, please hear this

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<v Speaker 2>organic corn is a whole grain not to be missed.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't realize that corn was considered a grain. Corn

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<v Speaker 2>is corn.

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<v Speaker 4>It smells like fruit loops, but I have a feeling

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<v Speaker 4>it's gonna taste like poop loops.

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<v Speaker 2>The colors are very dull. It's not vibrant at all.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no artificial colors in here.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I kind of like the muted color palette again.

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<v Speaker 4>And they look like Smarties.

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<v Speaker 2>It does smell like fruit loops. And we've had a

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<v Speaker 2>cereal similar to this from Freedom Foods. And there was

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<v Speaker 2>another one also. When they try to be healthy little o's,

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<v Speaker 2>they just don't put artificial food coloring in them. Here

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<v Speaker 2>we go, ready, Andy, why don't you think Nope, I

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<v Speaker 2>guess some poor kid whose mom won't let them have

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<v Speaker 2>fruit Loops would eat this and be like, yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 2>all right, But it's not.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just blah. That's the best word for it.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's probably the rattish juice that makes it blah.

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<v Speaker 4>It tastes like the minute it enters your mouth, the

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<v Speaker 4>taste decides to like peace out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, so far we have not had much luck with

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<v Speaker 2>green Wise.

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<v Speaker 1>Two bowls for me.

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<v Speaker 2>I love publics, don't get me wrong, but the green

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<v Speaker 2>Wise line, it's just it's just not doing it for us. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I give it a ball and a spoon.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, again, two bowls for me. If it was like

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<v Speaker 4>the last cereal on Earth, I would eat it.

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<v Speaker 1>And I want to complain.

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<v Speaker 2>If any cereal was the last cereal on Earth, you'd

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<v Speaker 2>eat it because you'd be hungry. So that's such a

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<v Speaker 2>stupid thing to say.

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<v Speaker 1>Why am I on this podcast? What's the point?

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<v Speaker 2>But is it not true?

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<v Speaker 4>Why do you have me on this podcast?

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<v Speaker 1>If you're just going to be a giant herd.

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<v Speaker 2>If there was poop flakes and it was the last

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<v Speaker 2>herd sandwich scotch okay, a giant tird sandwich.

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<v Speaker 4>When you're talking, all I'm hearing is all right.

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<v Speaker 2>So if there were turd flakes, and that was the

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<v Speaker 2>last cereal on the planet. You starve because you be hung.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna starve. I'm gonna starve, all right, Andrew, which

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<v Speaker 2>one do you want to do next?

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<v Speaker 4>I want to do these poop flakes. They're flakes. Oh

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<v Speaker 4>that is, They're like chocolate covered flakes.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I see it again? Let me see the other bag. Actually,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe I'll be able to figure it out. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 2>definitely not that. These are not poop flakes, Andrew. These

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<v Speaker 2>are brand new in the line of Hashi. No, it's

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<v Speaker 2>a brand new cereal from General Mills. It's Lara Bar.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, so they're not actually poop flakes. They're peanut

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<v Speaker 2>butter chocolate chip cereal. And I thought this was going

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<v Speaker 2>to be delicious. I don't like the faces you're making

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<v Speaker 2>because I think it's gonna be good.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what we always think. It's the only it's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>taste good. And then all of a sudden you taste

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<v Speaker 1>it and you're like.

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<v Speaker 2>It basically looks like just giant pieces of broken up

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<v Speaker 2>Lara Bar. Is it Lara or Lara? I've always said Lara.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't eat them, so I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's chunks of granola and some flakes, and oh,

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<v Speaker 2>they just spilled all over my computer. I hate when

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<v Speaker 2>that happens. I like, I forget about gravity sometimes.

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<v Speaker 4>Is this your laptop or is this my crappy laptop?

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<v Speaker 2>My laptop?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, you brought it in.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, you told me I had.

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<v Speaker 1>To okay ready yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>One, two, three? Wow? I built my rip so bad.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so quiety.

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<v Speaker 2>Why would you make ish?

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<v Speaker 1>And it's salty. It's like excessively salty.

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<v Speaker 2>Who thought this was a good idea.

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<v Speaker 4>I told you it wasn't going to be a good idea,

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<v Speaker 4>and you were like, don't make phases.

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<v Speaker 2>I taste blood, I'm definitely bleeding.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, if there's a coppery or metalloche taste, you definitely

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<v Speaker 4>are bleeding.

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<v Speaker 1>In the laara bar, it's so qunchy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's basically like you put a granola bar in a

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<v Speaker 2>thing of milk. It's so not.

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<v Speaker 4>Even that because granola bars aren't this bad. This is

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<v Speaker 4>like if you just left the granola bar out in

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<v Speaker 4>the woods because.

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<v Speaker 1>You're the last person on earth.

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<v Speaker 2>This is terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, gross, I give it a bowl.

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<v Speaker 2>I was really looking forward to it.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't and I was right, so please have no expectations.

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<v Speaker 2>Holy hell, and a ham basket. I can give this

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<v Speaker 2>only a spoon.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's so salty.

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<v Speaker 2>It is salty. I like Lara Bars. I do like them.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't even tell you what the ingredients are because

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<v Speaker 2>this is one of those sample boxes.

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<v Speaker 1>Are they normally this salty? Laura Bars?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I haven't had one in quite a while.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's three different varieties of this. Obviously we'll try.

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<v Speaker 1>Them, but no, we're not, please God no.

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<v Speaker 2>And this is a heavy box. Ugh here yeah, one

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<v Speaker 2>bowl that's heavy.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I can only imagine because this little bag, it's heavy.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, let's move on because I hate this.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I bit my lip. I mean it was really

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<v Speaker 2>hard to eat.

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<v Speaker 4>If you had to go to the hospital mid episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey guys, I bit my lip while I was eating

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<v Speaker 2>cereal on a podcast. This is another listener supplied cereal.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like knockoff Tricks.

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<v Speaker 2>It is knockoff tricks, Andrew it's from maltomeal.

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<v Speaker 4>Let me get Fruitity Fruity Extravaganza. Is that what it's called?

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<v Speaker 2>Our friend Paul from Palm Beach, Florida sent us in.

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<v Speaker 2>It is fruity blasts. Fruity blasts. Oh wait a minute,

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<v Speaker 2>it says new We could have done this as the

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<v Speaker 2>new Cereal.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I mean we don't really start off with that anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't go like, hey, do you want to start

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<v Speaker 1>newer classic?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but we just did it. We just wasted a

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<v Speaker 2>new Cereal.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, maybe you should play in these episodes better and

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<v Speaker 4>be more involved.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, what nothing?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh nothing?

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<v Speaker 2>These do smell overly fruity.

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<v Speaker 1>These remind me of what Tricks used to be.

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<v Speaker 2>Aren't the fruit shapes back in Tricks?

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<v Speaker 1>Who knows with them? They're so pretentious.

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<v Speaker 2>The fruit shapes are back, if I'm not mistaken.

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<v Speaker 4>They tried to go all modern with their logo and

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<v Speaker 4>all their mascots are all like two dimensional.

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<v Speaker 2>Now they've changed it up a bunch in the last

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<v Speaker 2>couple of years. They were the balls. First they were

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<v Speaker 2>the fruit, then they were the balls. They went the

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<v Speaker 2>back to the fruit. Then they got rid of the

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<v Speaker 2>artificial colors and it looked like crap, and they went back.

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<v Speaker 2>So they keep going back and forth. Man, you got

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<v Speaker 2>to keep it original, keep it original, keep the ogs.

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<v Speaker 1>Ready, Yeah, what do you think? Yeah? I love this.

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<v Speaker 2>It tastes pretty tricksy. It's not. It's not dead on,

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<v Speaker 2>that's for sure. It's not quite as sweet as tricks

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<v Speaker 2>A strange little flavor.

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<v Speaker 4>Four balls, I like it like a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a fan of maltameal, but three balls.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't be that harsh.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not hard. Three balls is not harsh. It's better

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<v Speaker 2>than half harsh. Do you know anything about math? I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know what. It's better than half.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but it's a little harsh.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it's harsh. It's even better. It's even

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<v Speaker 2>better than middle of the road.

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<v Speaker 4>I kind of wish I had all of this bag

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<v Speaker 4>because it's delicious.

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<v Speaker 2>So do you? I mean, I'll send you the big bag.

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<v Speaker 4>No, because I saw the whole big bag of the

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<v Speaker 4>Golden Crispers too.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't eat much cereal, do you, Andrew.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I mean, with when you have stripped throat, you're

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<v Speaker 4>really not supposed to be having dairy on top of

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<v Speaker 4>it because it just creates more phlims. So this podcast

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<v Speaker 4>has been wonderful for me.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but I just mean in general, you don't eat

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<v Speaker 2>much cereal? Do you.

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<v Speaker 4>I go through like phases where I'll be like, oh

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<v Speaker 4>my God, this is all I want. Like, I went

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<v Speaker 4>through a buttered toast face, couldn't tell you why. All

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<v Speaker 4>I wanted every morning was buttered toast and it lasts

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<v Speaker 4>me like a month, and then I'll be like, Wow,

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<v Speaker 4>now all I want is Raisin brand.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't have Raisin brand for like a month.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's weird. You don't have any phases with breakfast

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<v Speaker 4>cereals Nope, or even just breakfast foods.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm all over the board.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, one day you're eating hot, open face turkeys. The

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<v Speaker 4>next day you're eating I.

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<v Speaker 2>Had chicken parm for breakfast this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Who gave you chicken parm?

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<v Speaker 2>I brought in my Raos frozen meal. This is not

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<v Speaker 2>an ad, even though Raos is a partner at the

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<v Speaker 2>Big Show. I bought a frozen Raose meal. It was delicious.

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<v Speaker 1>You made the chicken parm yourself?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, it was a frozen Raos meal. Did you

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<v Speaker 2>hear me say that? Part?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh nice?

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<v Speaker 2>They have lasagna and spaghetti and meatballs and whatnot in

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<v Speaker 2>the freezer section.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not on my instacart.

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<v Speaker 2>If it was, I would You're so lazy. You're so lazy.

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<v Speaker 1>I also have COVID, so it's good. I'm not leaving

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<v Speaker 1>my house, you douche.

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<v Speaker 2>But you always use instacar because you're so lazy. Even

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<v Speaker 2>before all this.

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<v Speaker 4>You get paid to be an Instacart shopper.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you.

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<v Speaker 2>Complaining because I don't get tipped very well.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, listen, if you're showing up to my door and

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<v Speaker 4>saying you're lazy, I wouldn't tip.

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<v Speaker 2>You either anyway. So, lots of great news cereals coming

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<v Speaker 2>out for twenty twenty one. We've mentioned a few of

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<v Speaker 2>them in the past. I'm really actually kind of excited

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<v Speaker 2>for the chocolate strawberry Cheerios we'll see.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I like the chocolate I Go Waffle cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm okay, that's coming in. Also now I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not sure if it's real or not, but it looked real.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you seen Well I'm not even gonna ask you,

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<v Speaker 2>but there's a new one that's been circulating the cereal

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<v Speaker 2>sites called Monster Mash and apparently, apparently it is a

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<v Speaker 2>mashup of all the monster cereals that have been around

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<v Speaker 2>Frankenberry and count Chocola and Brewberry and Fruit Brute and

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<v Speaker 2>Fruit Yummy Mummy. We'll see, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Me.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know because it's kind of an odd time

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<v Speaker 2>that would usually come out around Halloween. So maybe it's

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<v Speaker 2>just a it's in the works, I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 2>hope it's a real thing, But then again, all those

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<v Speaker 2>flavors combining together might be disgusting.

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<v Speaker 4>I have a feeling it is going to be disgusting.

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<v Speaker 4>It's almost gonna taste like this but on steroids.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's gonna taste like that with chocolate in it

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<v Speaker 2>and fake strawberry and fake blueberry.

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<v Speaker 1>Gross. No, thank you?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Well this is a short one. I like

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<v Speaker 2>that because it's not a lot of editing for me

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<v Speaker 2>to do.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my gosh, you're such a martyr. Thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 2>Merry Christmas to those that celebrate. Hanika is over now, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>because that's only eight nights and it started back on

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<v Speaker 2>the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Start soon, kwanzas starts soon.

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<v Speaker 2>Happy Kwanza. When's Kwanza?

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's the day after Christmas?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's Boxing day. Also, what is that one?

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<v Speaker 1>That's the British one?

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<v Speaker 2>It's Canadian?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, I got to well, you know, British and Canada,

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<v Speaker 4>aren't they best friends? I think so, Yeah, the U,

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<v Speaker 4>like the England owns.

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<v Speaker 2>The Canada isn't British Columbia isn't that Canada? Also? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and maybe I don't know if British actually means it's

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<v Speaker 2>British or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think it's all British own territories. They own,

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<v Speaker 1>like a whole bunch of territories.

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<v Speaker 2>Sound really stupid, Let's just shut up. We sound dumb.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I'm ninety nine percent sure. Like there's also like

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<v Speaker 4>the British Virgin Islands. There's also like I think South

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<v Speaker 4>Africa is partionally owned by the UK.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they got their hand and everything.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well that's I guess what happens when you're a

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<v Speaker 4>monarchy for like thousand years.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, do the queen? Eh?

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<v Speaker 1>We own many territories.

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<v Speaker 2>Have Even watching The Crown, I have not, but I

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<v Speaker 2>hear Amy watches it, and as I'm falling asleep, I

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<v Speaker 2>hear it. I'm like, I don't know if I could

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<v Speaker 2>get into the show.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't watch the Crown.

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<v Speaker 2>No, okay, well, I just have no.

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<v Speaker 4>Interest in like royalty shows.

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<v Speaker 2>Me neither, because I don't get it. I don't understand it.

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<v Speaker 4>Offers too much of a snake pick into my life.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll see you next Monday. Please have a safe and

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<v Speaker 2>festive Christmas, and please don't let too many people into

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<v Speaker 2>your house. Just be smart.

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<v Speaker 1>Watch my Christmas address.

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<v Speaker 2>Where wear your mask and stay away from people I don't.

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<v Speaker 4>Know, Yes, stay away from everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>Andrew can attest to that because he's still uh, he's

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<v Speaker 2>still got some COVID crawling around up in there.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I don't actually, but thanks Scottie. Happy holidays everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, until we see you next week and we'll

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<v Speaker 2>be here. Say Crinch, Andrew.

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<v Speaker 1>Crunch, I could never roll my rs.

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<v Speaker 2>Ever, why would you?

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<v Speaker 1>Well like you can't like you could roll your rs?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I can't well like her lunch.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I can't do it like.

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<v Speaker 2>Runch. Runch, you do a good job.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh.

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<v Speaker 4>It always bothered me because in Spanish class they would

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<v Speaker 4>ask you to roll your RS on certain words and

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<v Speaker 4>I couldn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I can also do that horse thing. Very good, very good.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's get out of here. This is stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, gotta go by bye, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Follow us serial killers PC.

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<v Speaker 1>Bye yeah and like a subscribe, by wait.

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<v Speaker 2>A second, hold on back the truck up that freaking guy,

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, where's my phone? That guy, that freak guy,

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<v Speaker 2>the reviewing guy. What the hell was his name?

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<v Speaker 4>I hate him, I know you do, because he leaves

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<v Speaker 4>one star reviews.

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<v Speaker 2>Why does he do it? He does it on purpose,

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<v Speaker 2>He does it just to get our ghat. He does

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<v Speaker 2>it to get our ghot. I laugh. Volestar eighty eight.

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<v Speaker 2>You jerk calls this podcast a waste of time, A

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<v Speaker 2>waste of time. Too much fluff, he says, fluff. What

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<v Speaker 2>does he want us to do? Good? Three balls? Next?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Good? Two balls? Oh? One ball? Thanks for listening to

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<v Speaker 2>Cereal Killers because that would be extremely entertaining.

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<v Speaker 4>Also, my question is are you allaed to leave multiple

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<v Speaker 4>reviews for a show you know?

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't think so, but he did, and he voted

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<v Speaker 2>us one star for both. He left us one star reviews.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a serial website, he says. I think he means

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<v Speaker 2>podcast talk about Cereal. The less Danielle the better, he says.

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<v Speaker 2>She is beyond annoying. I didn't read this in the

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<v Speaker 2>last episode because I didn't want to upset her. But

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<v Speaker 2>what a jerk who says that if you don't like something,

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<v Speaker 2>just move on?

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<v Speaker 4>Apparently Vollstar eighty eight, Does.

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<v Speaker 2>Dick Merry Christmas?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, Merry Christmas, Happy holidays.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone, that dude's gonna get cold? What oh cold or stale?

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<v Speaker 2>Cereal your eyes? But I didn't say cold. I said

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<v Speaker 2>it cold. I see you, Merry Christmas.