Speaker 1: You're ready champ these ones, right, the ones.
Speaker 2: We haven't done yet.
Speaker 1: It's do guys with.
Speaker 2: Just a ball at his boom?
Speaker 3: The review is there the wheels for you? What is
Speaker 3: Scott gonna say? What's Andrew gonna say? Well, there's sires
Speaker 3: good or just okay?
Speaker 4: It's guys with us just a ball his bop.
Speaker 1: They'll be arguing about Bastot.
Speaker 4: What do they know?
Speaker 2: There is reg all that boost and you get to
Speaker 2: hear that slo bet you Yep, I'm Andrew on my
Speaker 2: phone because I'm not paying attention to the show.
Speaker 4: I'm hearing you. I can hear exactly what you're saying.
Speaker 4: You were playing the theme song.
Speaker 2: Hey, when you post these videos, why can't you do
Speaker 2: like cool graphics and stuff like that? Like all these
Speaker 2: YouTube videos? Have you have nothing else to do? Man,
Speaker 2: you're not doing anything. Why can't you do that, like
Speaker 2: these cool things? Like you know, when do we do
Speaker 2: balls and spoons? The little bowl graphic should pop up
Speaker 2: and you should put a little logo at the beginning
Speaker 2: and some fun festive stuff. Somebody who just wants to
Speaker 2: watch his plane crap right.
Speaker 4: Welcome to Serial Killers. This is episode one fifty eight.
Speaker 4: I can't believe we're one hundred and fifty eight. How
Speaker 4: is your week, Bend Scott?
Speaker 2: You should just be a little bit more invested in it,
Speaker 2: Like if we want viewers and listeners and maybe advertising
Speaker 2: dollars at some point, we should make it inviting. People
Speaker 2: should want to come watch it every week. Right now,
Speaker 2: it's just like, uh, these two guys. I could listen
Speaker 2: to it and watch it, but why would I.
Speaker 1: Want One time?
Speaker 4: I've said, why don't we just do something different for
Speaker 4: the YouTube page?
Speaker 2: Because that's a cop out. That's a cop out.
Speaker 1: That's a cop out.
Speaker 4: Literally, doing new content that people would want to go
Speaker 4: and only can see on our YouTube page is a
Speaker 4: cop out. Like trying new things, that's a cop out.
Speaker 2: Just make this video exciting.
Speaker 4: We're talking on a zoom, dude, I don't know how
Speaker 4: much more exciting a zoom call can be.
Speaker 2: Serial killers graphics.
Speaker 1: Listen watching a forty six year old man change.
Speaker 2: My age every time every time you want to make
Speaker 2: fun of me, I'm a different age. I'm not forty six.
Speaker 1: I don't know. You might need to get a you're
Speaker 1: reaching your fifties.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm done? Seriously, go ahead, why go ahead,
Speaker 2: go ahead, you take the up, go ahead, lead it go.
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 1: Great.
Speaker 4: So it's episode one fight. I don't know what day
Speaker 4: it is on the fake calendar you got behind you.
Speaker 4: What day are we pretending it is? Oh?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, are you talking to me?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What fake day is it?
Speaker 2: It's Christmas Week. Today's Monday, December twenty first.
Speaker 4: Oh, welcome to Christmas Week everyone. We have a bunch
Speaker 4: of new cereals to try.
Speaker 2: None of them are new. There's only one cereal that's
Speaker 2: new there. And I said it to you weeks and
Speaker 2: weeks ago.
Speaker 4: Hold on, you put on a jacket to pretend that
Speaker 4: you didn't film this after one fifty seven.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. You can't change your sweatshirt ever, You've been
Speaker 2: wearing that for two weeks. It must stink.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, it's really going with this one. We're really
Speaker 4: going with this one. Okay, we're gonna start off with
Speaker 4: these ones. I don't know what the hell these things
Speaker 4: are like.
Speaker 2: What does your TV say back there? Roku?
Speaker 1: Hulu?
Speaker 2: Oh, Hulu?
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, this whole apartment sponsored by Hulu. Just kidding,
Speaker 4: but maybe one day.
Speaker 2: The lighting is terrible in both of our studios we
Speaker 2: should have realized.
Speaker 1: Better than mine.
Speaker 4: The two lights went out above my kitchen, and it's
Speaker 4: so hard to take the light bulbs out that I
Speaker 4: just leave them dead. Oh, so let's do this one,
Speaker 4: the one that looks like Smarties.
Speaker 2: What is it, Andrew? And where we get it?
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say it's a legal cereal that a listener
Speaker 4: sent us.
Speaker 1: It is not a legal cereal.
Speaker 2: It is a cereal that a listener sent us. Hannah
Speaker 2: sent it to us. Okay, and these are green Wise Confettios.
Speaker 2: Green Wise is like the Snooty two dy Public's brand.
Speaker 2: It's like the natural stuff. We probably won't like it.
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna love it, although they do use
Speaker 2: cane sugar.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm going in with.
Speaker 4: A positive attitude to this. It's a new week, it's
Speaker 4: the holidays. Welcome everyone.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure, okay, I'm not sure if these are
Speaker 2: trying to be fruit loops or if they're trying to
Speaker 2: be fruity cheerios. I'm not quite sure where they're going
Speaker 2: with it.
Speaker 1: They smell like fruit loops.
Speaker 2: Oh, your bike ride is over, so let's eat a
Speaker 2: helping of cane sugar? Makes this cereal? Sweet Papa wheelie.
Speaker 2: When you pedal past our organic wheat, it helps make
Speaker 2: this cereal tasty, whole grain treat cool.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start eating it.
Speaker 2: No, no, ring your bike bell. If you know this fact,
Speaker 2: you can make cereal reddish with radishes. There's radishes in here.
Speaker 1: Why would you tell me that I'm gonna hate this cereal?
Speaker 2: Now as you speed past the cornfield, please hear this
Speaker 2: organic corn is a whole grain not to be missed.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize that corn was considered a grain. Corn
Speaker 2: is corn.
Speaker 4: It smells like fruit loops, but I have a feeling
Speaker 4: it's gonna taste like poop loops.
Speaker 2: The colors are very dull. It's not vibrant at all.
Speaker 2: There's no artificial colors in here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I kind of like the muted color palette again.
Speaker 4: And they look like Smarties.
Speaker 2: It does smell like fruit loops. And we've had a
Speaker 2: cereal similar to this from Freedom Foods. And there was
Speaker 2: another one also. When they try to be healthy little o's,
Speaker 2: they just don't put artificial food coloring in them. Here
Speaker 2: we go, ready, Andy, why don't you think Nope, I
Speaker 2: guess some poor kid whose mom won't let them have
Speaker 2: fruit Loops would eat this and be like, yeah, it's
Speaker 2: all right, But it's not.
Speaker 4: It's just blah. That's the best word for it.
Speaker 2: And it's probably the rattish juice that makes it blah.
Speaker 4: It tastes like the minute it enters your mouth, the
Speaker 4: taste decides to like peace out.
Speaker 2: Yes, so far we have not had much luck with
Speaker 2: green Wise.
Speaker 1: Two bowls for me.
Speaker 2: I love publics, don't get me wrong, but the green
Speaker 2: Wise line, it's just it's just not doing it for us. No,
Speaker 2: I give it a ball and a spoon.
Speaker 4: Yeah, again, two bowls for me. If it was like
Speaker 4: the last cereal on Earth, I would eat it.
Speaker 1: And I want to complain.
Speaker 2: If any cereal was the last cereal on Earth, you'd
Speaker 2: eat it because you'd be hungry. So that's such a
Speaker 2: stupid thing to say.
Speaker 1: Why am I on this podcast? What's the point?
Speaker 2: But is it not true?
Speaker 4: Why do you have me on this podcast?
Speaker 1: If you're just going to be a giant herd.
Speaker 2: If there was poop flakes and it was the last
Speaker 2: herd sandwich scotch okay, a giant tird sandwich.
Speaker 4: When you're talking, all I'm hearing is all right.
Speaker 2: So if there were turd flakes, and that was the
Speaker 2: last cereal on the planet. You starve because you be hung.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna starve. I'm gonna starve, all right, Andrew, which
Speaker 2: one do you want to do next?
Speaker 4: I want to do these poop flakes. They're flakes. Oh
Speaker 4: that is, They're like chocolate covered flakes.
Speaker 2: Can I see it again? Let me see the other bag. Actually,
Speaker 2: maybe I'll be able to figure it out. Oh no,
Speaker 2: definitely not that. These are not poop flakes, Andrew. These
Speaker 2: are brand new in the line of Hashi. No, it's
Speaker 2: a brand new cereal from General Mills. It's Lara Bar.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so they're not actually poop flakes. They're peanut
Speaker 2: butter chocolate chip cereal. And I thought this was going
Speaker 2: to be delicious. I don't like the faces you're making
Speaker 2: because I think it's gonna be good.
Speaker 1: That's what we always think. It's the only it's gonna
Speaker 1: taste good. And then all of a sudden you taste
Speaker 1: it and you're like.
Speaker 2: It basically looks like just giant pieces of broken up
Speaker 2: Lara Bar. Is it Lara or Lara? I've always said Lara.
Speaker 1: I don't eat them, so I don't know.
Speaker 2: So it's chunks of granola and some flakes, and oh,
Speaker 2: they just spilled all over my computer. I hate when
Speaker 2: that happens. I like, I forget about gravity sometimes.
Speaker 4: Is this your laptop or is this my crappy laptop?
Speaker 2: My laptop?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, you brought it in.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you told me I had.
Speaker 1: To okay ready yeah?
Speaker 2: One, two, three? Wow? I built my rip so bad.
Speaker 1: It was so quiety.
Speaker 2: Why would you make ish?
Speaker 1: And it's salty. It's like excessively salty.
Speaker 2: Who thought this was a good idea.
Speaker 4: I told you it wasn't going to be a good idea,
Speaker 4: and you were like, don't make phases.
Speaker 2: I taste blood, I'm definitely bleeding.
Speaker 4: Well, if there's a coppery or metalloche taste, you definitely
Speaker 4: are bleeding.
Speaker 1: In the laara bar, it's so qunchy.
Speaker 2: It's basically like you put a granola bar in a
Speaker 2: thing of milk. It's so not.
Speaker 4: Even that because granola bars aren't this bad. This is
Speaker 4: like if you just left the granola bar out in
Speaker 4: the woods because.
Speaker 1: You're the last person on earth.
Speaker 2: This is terrible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, gross, I give it a bowl.
Speaker 2: I was really looking forward to it.
Speaker 1: I wasn't and I was right, so please have no expectations.
Speaker 2: Holy hell, and a ham basket. I can give this
Speaker 2: only a spoon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so salty.
Speaker 2: It is salty. I like Lara Bars. I do like them.
Speaker 2: I can't even tell you what the ingredients are because
Speaker 2: this is one of those sample boxes.
Speaker 1: Are they normally this salty? Laura Bars?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I haven't had one in quite a while.
Speaker 2: Here's three different varieties of this. Obviously we'll try.
Speaker 1: Them, but no, we're not, please God no.
Speaker 2: And this is a heavy box. Ugh here yeah, one
Speaker 2: bowl that's heavy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can only imagine because this little bag, it's heavy.
Speaker 4: All right, let's move on because I hate this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bit my lip. I mean it was really
Speaker 2: hard to eat.
Speaker 4: If you had to go to the hospital mid episode.
Speaker 2: Hey guys, I bit my lip while I was eating
Speaker 2: cereal on a podcast. This is another listener supplied cereal.
Speaker 4: It's like knockoff Tricks.
Speaker 2: It is knockoff tricks, Andrew it's from maltomeal.
Speaker 4: Let me get Fruitity Fruity Extravaganza. Is that what it's called?
Speaker 2: Our friend Paul from Palm Beach, Florida sent us in.
Speaker 2: It is fruity blasts. Fruity blasts. Oh wait a minute,
Speaker 2: it says new We could have done this as the
Speaker 2: new Cereal.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean we don't really start off with that anymore.
Speaker 1: We don't go like, hey, do you want to start
Speaker 1: newer classic?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we just did it. We just wasted a
Speaker 2: new Cereal.
Speaker 4: Well, maybe you should play in these episodes better and
Speaker 4: be more involved.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, what nothing?
Speaker 1: Oh nothing?
Speaker 2: These do smell overly fruity.
Speaker 1: These remind me of what Tricks used to be.
Speaker 2: Aren't the fruit shapes back in Tricks?
Speaker 1: Who knows with them? They're so pretentious.
Speaker 2: The fruit shapes are back, if I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 4: They tried to go all modern with their logo and
Speaker 4: all their mascots are all like two dimensional.
Speaker 2: Now they've changed it up a bunch in the last
Speaker 2: couple of years. They were the balls. First they were
Speaker 2: the fruit, then they were the balls. They went the
Speaker 2: back to the fruit. Then they got rid of the
Speaker 2: artificial colors and it looked like crap, and they went back.
Speaker 2: So they keep going back and forth. Man, you got
Speaker 2: to keep it original, keep it original, keep the ogs.
Speaker 1: Ready, Yeah, what do you think? Yeah? I love this.
Speaker 2: It tastes pretty tricksy. It's not. It's not dead on,
Speaker 2: that's for sure. It's not quite as sweet as tricks
Speaker 2: A strange little flavor.
Speaker 4: Four balls, I like it like a lot.
Speaker 2: I'm a fan of maltameal, but three balls.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be that harsh.
Speaker 2: It's not hard. Three balls is not harsh. It's better
Speaker 2: than half harsh. Do you know anything about math? I
Speaker 2: don't know what. It's better than half.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's a little harsh.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's harsh. It's even better. It's even
Speaker 2: better than middle of the road.
Speaker 4: I kind of wish I had all of this bag
Speaker 4: because it's delicious.
Speaker 2: So do you? I mean, I'll send you the big bag.
Speaker 4: No, because I saw the whole big bag of the
Speaker 4: Golden Crispers too.
Speaker 2: You don't eat much cereal, do you, Andrew.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, with when you have stripped throat, you're
Speaker 4: really not supposed to be having dairy on top of
Speaker 4: it because it just creates more phlims. So this podcast
Speaker 4: has been wonderful for me.
Speaker 2: No, but I just mean in general, you don't eat
Speaker 2: much cereal? Do you.
Speaker 4: I go through like phases where I'll be like, oh
Speaker 4: my God, this is all I want. Like, I went
Speaker 4: through a buttered toast face, couldn't tell you why. All
Speaker 4: I wanted every morning was buttered toast and it lasts
Speaker 4: me like a month, and then I'll be like, Wow,
Speaker 4: now all I want is Raisin brand.
Speaker 1: They don't have Raisin brand for like a month.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's weird. You don't have any phases with breakfast
Speaker 4: cereals Nope, or even just breakfast foods.
Speaker 2: No, I'm all over the board.
Speaker 4: Yeah, one day you're eating hot, open face turkeys. The
Speaker 4: next day you're eating I.
Speaker 2: Had chicken parm for breakfast this morning.
Speaker 1: Who gave you chicken parm?
Speaker 2: I brought in my Raos frozen meal. This is not
Speaker 2: an ad, even though Raos is a partner at the
Speaker 2: Big Show. I bought a frozen Raose meal. It was delicious.
Speaker 1: You made the chicken parm yourself?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it was a frozen Raos meal. Did you
Speaker 2: hear me say that? Part?
Speaker 1: Oh nice?
Speaker 2: They have lasagna and spaghetti and meatballs and whatnot in
Speaker 2: the freezer section.
Speaker 1: It's not on my instacart.
Speaker 2: If it was, I would You're so lazy. You're so lazy.
Speaker 1: I also have COVID, so it's good. I'm not leaving
Speaker 1: my house, you douche.
Speaker 2: But you always use instacar because you're so lazy. Even
Speaker 2: before all this.
Speaker 4: You get paid to be an Instacart shopper.
Speaker 1: Why are you.
Speaker 2: Complaining because I don't get tipped very well.
Speaker 4: Well, listen, if you're showing up to my door and
Speaker 4: saying you're lazy, I wouldn't tip.
Speaker 2: You either anyway. So, lots of great news cereals coming
Speaker 2: out for twenty twenty one. We've mentioned a few of
Speaker 2: them in the past. I'm really actually kind of excited
Speaker 2: for the chocolate strawberry Cheerios we'll see.
Speaker 4: No, I like the chocolate I Go Waffle cereal.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm okay, that's coming in. Also now I'm
Speaker 2: not sure if it's real or not, but it looked real.
Speaker 2: Have you seen Well I'm not even gonna ask you,
Speaker 2: but there's a new one that's been circulating the cereal
Speaker 2: sites called Monster Mash and apparently, apparently it is a
Speaker 2: mashup of all the monster cereals that have been around
Speaker 2: Frankenberry and count Chocola and Brewberry and Fruit Brute and
Speaker 2: Fruit Yummy Mummy. We'll see, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Me.
Speaker 2: I don't know because it's kind of an odd time
Speaker 2: that would usually come out around Halloween. So maybe it's
Speaker 2: just a it's in the works, I don't know. I
Speaker 2: hope it's a real thing, But then again, all those
Speaker 2: flavors combining together might be disgusting.
Speaker 4: I have a feeling it is going to be disgusting.
Speaker 4: It's almost gonna taste like this but on steroids.
Speaker 2: No, it's gonna taste like that with chocolate in it
Speaker 2: and fake strawberry and fake blueberry.
Speaker 1: Gross. No, thank you?
Speaker 2: All right, Well this is a short one. I like
Speaker 2: that because it's not a lot of editing for me
Speaker 2: to do.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, you're such a martyr. Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Merry Christmas to those that celebrate. Hanika is over now, yes,
Speaker 2: because that's only eight nights and it started back on
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 1: Start soon, kwanzas starts soon.
Speaker 2: Happy Kwanza. When's Kwanza?
Speaker 1: I think it's the day after Christmas?
Speaker 2: Okay, that's Boxing day. Also, what is that one?
Speaker 1: That's the British one?
Speaker 2: It's Canadian?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I got to well, you know, British and Canada,
Speaker 4: aren't they best friends? I think so, Yeah, the U,
Speaker 4: like the England owns.
Speaker 2: The Canada isn't British Columbia isn't that Canada? Also? Yeah,
Speaker 2: and maybe I don't know if British actually means it's
Speaker 2: British or whatever.
Speaker 1: But I think it's all British own territories. They own,
Speaker 1: like a whole bunch of territories.
Speaker 2: Sound really stupid, Let's just shut up. We sound dumb.
Speaker 4: No, I'm ninety nine percent sure. Like there's also like
Speaker 4: the British Virgin Islands. There's also like I think South
Speaker 4: Africa is partionally owned by the UK.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they got their hand and everything.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's I guess what happens when you're a
Speaker 4: monarchy for like thousand years.
Speaker 2: Come on, do the queen? Eh?
Speaker 1: We own many territories.
Speaker 2: Have Even watching The Crown, I have not, but I
Speaker 2: hear Amy watches it, and as I'm falling asleep, I
Speaker 2: hear it. I'm like, I don't know if I could
Speaker 2: get into the show.
Speaker 1: No, I don't watch the Crown.
Speaker 2: No, okay, well, I just have no.
Speaker 4: Interest in like royalty shows.
Speaker 2: Me neither, because I don't get it. I don't understand it.
Speaker 4: Offers too much of a snake pick into my life.
Speaker 2: We'll see you next Monday. Please have a safe and
Speaker 2: festive Christmas, and please don't let too many people into
Speaker 2: your house. Just be smart.
Speaker 1: Watch my Christmas address.
Speaker 2: Where wear your mask and stay away from people I don't.
Speaker 4: Know, Yes, stay away from everybody.
Speaker 2: Andrew can attest to that because he's still uh, he's
Speaker 2: still got some COVID crawling around up in there.
Speaker 4: No, I don't actually, but thanks Scottie. Happy holidays everyone.
Speaker 2: All right, until we see you next week and we'll
Speaker 2: be here. Say Crinch, Andrew.
Speaker 1: Crunch, I could never roll my rs.
Speaker 2: Ever, why would you?
Speaker 1: Well like you can't like you could roll your rs?
Speaker 2: No, I can't well like her lunch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't do it like.
Speaker 2: Runch. Runch, you do a good job.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 4: It always bothered me because in Spanish class they would
Speaker 4: ask you to roll your RS on certain words and
Speaker 4: I couldn't.
Speaker 2: I can also do that horse thing. Very good, very good.
Speaker 2: All right, let's get out of here. This is stupid.
Speaker 1: Okay, gotta go by bye, oh.
Speaker 2: Follow us serial killers PC.
Speaker 1: Bye yeah and like a subscribe, by wait.
Speaker 2: A second, hold on back the truck up that freaking guy,
Speaker 2: Hold on, where's my phone? That guy, that freak guy,
Speaker 2: the reviewing guy. What the hell was his name?
Speaker 4: I hate him, I know you do, because he leaves
Speaker 4: one star reviews.
Speaker 2: Why does he do it? He does it on purpose,
Speaker 2: He does it just to get our ghat. He does
Speaker 2: it to get our ghot. I laugh. Volestar eighty eight.
Speaker 2: You jerk calls this podcast a waste of time, A
Speaker 2: waste of time. Too much fluff, he says, fluff. What
Speaker 2: does he want us to do? Good? Three balls? Next?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Good? Two balls? Oh? One ball? Thanks for listening to
Speaker 2: Cereal Killers because that would be extremely entertaining.
Speaker 4: Also, my question is are you allaed to leave multiple
Speaker 4: reviews for a show you know?
Speaker 2: I wouldn't think so, but he did, and he voted
Speaker 2: us one star for both. He left us one star reviews.
Speaker 2: It's a serial website, he says. I think he means
Speaker 2: podcast talk about Cereal. The less Danielle the better, he says.
Speaker 2: She is beyond annoying. I didn't read this in the
Speaker 2: last episode because I didn't want to upset her. But
Speaker 2: what a jerk who says that if you don't like something,
Speaker 2: just move on?
Speaker 4: Apparently Vollstar eighty eight, Does.
Speaker 2: Dick Merry Christmas?
Speaker 4: Yes, Merry Christmas, Happy holidays.
Speaker 2: Everyone, that dude's gonna get cold? What oh cold or stale?
Speaker 2: Cereal your eyes? But I didn't say cold. I said
Speaker 2: it cold. I see you, Merry Christmas.