Speaker 1: Look man, oh I see you. Why look over there?
Speaker 1: How is that culture? Yes? Goodness, ding dong last culture calling. Jesus,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you have to see this one. Jesus, Jesus,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you're gonna have to see this that one,
Speaker 1: this one, that one, Because this one and that one
Speaker 1: are here, I think we should waste no time. I mean,
Speaker 1: we're getting we're actually getting the signals to stretcher vamp.
Speaker 1: We're getting, all right, So what's going on in your
Speaker 1: wor Hi? It's bowing just topping on to say that
Speaker 1: we recorded this episode back in mid February when the
Speaker 1: Winter Olympics were still on and the big Russia story
Speaker 1: then was Kamila Ilieva and the figure skaters and that
Speaker 1: whole thing, and not the invasion and ground war that
Speaker 1: are currently happening in Ukraine. So we are so sorry,
Speaker 1: We're so stupid. If it seems like we're making light
Speaker 1: of that situation, we promise we were not. Okay, enjoy
Speaker 1: the rest of the show. Ow about that Russia up
Speaker 1: to no good again? Oh my god, those dollars pumping
Speaker 1: their dolls full of drugs of dolls really and signing
Speaker 1: them out onto the ice for the for for the
Speaker 1: picking girl. When you read value of the dolls, which
Speaker 1: I'm sure you have, did you think are the dolls
Speaker 1: the girls or are the dolls the pill? Her face
Speaker 1: is giving no to that. You have not been brought in.
Speaker 1: I don't like I give a fun point. Maybe the
Speaker 1: boys and never never wait for the decorum, we don't
Speaker 1: bring them in. Quite frankly, maybe we should have done that. Wait,
Speaker 1: wait what ding ding dog lost culture? Jesus, I'm sorry
Speaker 1: it got to be here for this. Let's talk about
Speaker 1: Russia Ukraine though I don't give a about no ice skaters, Honey.
Speaker 1: They're pumping Ukraine full of drugs, shoving it on the ice,
Speaker 1: cold war, tundra war, coming up for getting the signal
Speaker 1: to walking gay geese or telling us to stretch. But honey,
Speaker 1: these girls don't know no respects, so let's bring him.
Speaker 1: I don't and I'm coming in regardless of cool. Honey.
Speaker 1: You know our guests today, they're your hosts. Their names
Speaker 1: are tweedle d and tweedle fag twee tweed fag and
Speaker 1: don't put an asterix in fag let it play o masterisks.
Speaker 1: These two are the queens of the asterisks with their
Speaker 1: new projects. Honey, more like, tell them what you said
Speaker 1: on Instagram. Oh, well, I think that they're the They're
Speaker 1: the writers and stars of a dirty snuff film with music,
Speaker 1: and it's a freak project that will be banned in
Speaker 1: many countries. My, that's my My prediction for the film
Speaker 1: is that they're not going to see it in the
Speaker 1: Middle East. Texted to us, Honey, read the threat to
Speaker 1: the Iran joke. Honey, more like, do bye bye, You're
Speaker 1: not gonna stay there. I ran were like, I ran
Speaker 1: to a different film because they're I'm showing this film here,
Speaker 1: freak project. It's gonna be banned in Asia, Honey, Honey,
Speaker 1: save save the car chase through Korea Town. Mama, you
Speaker 1: don't need a cater in our audience. That's not good
Speaker 1: to see it ban. This project is gonna be huge.
Speaker 1: Korean Town. Have not been introduced that we never will,
Speaker 1: we remever will. They're the writers and stars of this
Speaker 1: freak project going to be a banned many countries. That
Speaker 1: it will be huge with the fucking freaks in New
Speaker 1: York and l a fucking identical twins. Identical twins. It's
Speaker 1: just been announced in the trades and that's how you
Speaker 1: know it's happy deadline day to these are freaks tweetle
Speaker 1: dumb and tweetl fag Aaron Jackson and Josh that we
Speaker 1: kill ourselves on air? What number is this for you
Speaker 1: guys on the five? I believe I means you get
Speaker 1: letter when you definitely think I'm Candice Bergen Air does
Speaker 1: give Candice. It's giving Candice Berg Murphy brown down, brown down,
Speaker 1: giving this congeniality more like downtown Murphy fag. If you
Speaker 1: get my drift, don't I don't you know it's crazy.
Speaker 1: This podcast probably would be banned in many countries, that's true, absolutely,
Speaker 1: and hopefully this country. If you all have all, you
Speaker 1: would be banned. But luckily no one's listening. Ding dong,
Speaker 1: the sound of no listener than you there. The first
Speaker 1: time we did this, this little show was in some
Speaker 1: guy's apartment and we wore no shirts. That's top. Was
Speaker 1: it Mike's apartment? Is that his name? It was the
Speaker 1: old producer. It was Alan. I didn't need to call
Speaker 1: Alex some guy. I love Alice. I love Alan, remember it.
Speaker 1: I remember that dog, I remember that moment, and I
Speaker 1: also this is actually who we have not acknowledged the
Speaker 1: really powerful reality of this recording, which is that we're
Speaker 1: all in a room again after But you know what
Speaker 1: they are Jane Champions and Power of the Room. Jane Champions,
Speaker 1: one of the most amazing directors. Jamee Champions the power
Speaker 1: of the She's going to win an Oscar for power Room,
Speaker 1: not Oscar. Jane Champion is winning an Oscar. Jane Champions,
Speaker 1: director is winning an Oscar for the power out of
Speaker 1: the Room this year, and alongside her amazing scar. Crushton
Speaker 1: Dark say thats gonna win. I hope she does. Weird
Speaker 1: thing fan here, Honey, can't speak a bad word about it.
Speaker 1: If I tried, would be would turn to salt and everybody. Hey,
Speaker 1: you've been looking like lots of white. Hey, if you
Speaker 1: say something person, give me looking like lots of wife, Honey,
Speaker 1: turn thine eyes to sodom and gomra if you say
Speaker 1: something about Kristen Dunst, Honey, this is why I had
Speaker 1: to polish that. Jesus right off the time I knew
Speaker 1: you fucking heathens who God hates. Let me just point
Speaker 1: to you, not his favored children, not on the good
Speaker 1: I'm blessed and highly damned and they loly favored, lonely
Speaker 1: favored favorite, damn punch up in the room. Sorry, maybe
Speaker 1: that's also a front runner for damned and lonely favorite.
Speaker 1: The group ahead, fire away. We definitely won't talk over
Speaker 1: it good. The angel you hear, you know the mob
Speaker 1: and the story where the mob people? I think, is
Speaker 1: it me and my girls? Me and my girls orgying
Speaker 1: outside hearing? Hey, we hear there's an angel in the room.
Speaker 1: We want to fuck the angel is? That's basically what
Speaker 1: happened in the story right and here chapter of the Bibles.
Speaker 1: Who could blame them? Who could blame the antel comes
Speaker 1: down fine as hell? Honey, you're at falsome and an
Speaker 1: angel comes down from heaven. You're telling me your first idea?
Speaker 1: Al bar. The angel's ass was hot, tight and thick.
Speaker 1: The angel looked like Sebastian stand in the film, looking
Speaker 1: absolutely who I wouldn't not want to fuck him? I
Speaker 1: thought you're gonna say the angel looked like sebast in
Speaker 1: the craft, no hotter than sebaster that angels looking like
Speaker 1: Supicio craf You know a guy. Wait, what was your question?
Speaker 1: Would you be uh huh? Would you like fully succumbed
Speaker 1: to the mom mentality. We don't have to answer this.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to get this is powerful. Question is
Speaker 1: if you were at the Sotomon Gamora mob, what was
Speaker 1: the culture that let you know that culture was for you?
Speaker 1: If you were if you were at the Sodom and
Speaker 1: Gomorah mob, would you be like getting drinks? Like like,
Speaker 1: where are you like at the party? I K I
Speaker 1: would be like, I'd be like, let's go home. I'd
Speaker 1: be like, girls, let's go, it's late. We don't want
Speaker 1: we don't want to be here. The Angel, I bet
Speaker 1: he's not. I'm but he's not high. But he's not.
Speaker 1: And you know what I'd say to that, thank you
Speaker 1: for coming. I'm hosting. I have to stay till three
Speaker 1: D hosting the damn party. You know I'm hosting. Me
Speaker 1: and Lennox are hosting. Honey, I'll tell you who. I'm
Speaker 1: hosting the Angel at my house. So I hit up
Speaker 1: on Grinder when everyone turned their damn back and I
Speaker 1: said hey hey, I said hey everyone. I said hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 1: send three Hayes and then he said back hi, and
Speaker 1: I said question and I sent just whole and he
Speaker 1: and then he disappeared. Wait, I wouldn't tell a quick
Speaker 1: Roger's anecdote from what were in fire, I would think
Speaker 1: if he would be getting drinks, Rogers was like, I'll
Speaker 1: get around, goes to the drink and then he's up
Speaker 1: at the front of the bar and I see him myself.
Speaker 1: He's gonna need to help carrying them. I come up
Speaker 1: and I'm like hey, and you're like hey. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: do you need to help carry the drinks? What drinks?
Speaker 1: I was like, you were buying around? He has met
Speaker 1: a boy and forgotten I gave him to drinks. That boy, hey,
Speaker 1: and that boy was Big Bro, Big Bro. I didn't
Speaker 1: know my god legend in the pod. I've had Big
Speaker 1: Bro two times. Since me and Big Bro, our relationship
Speaker 1: has continued, and can we talk about your whole around
Speaker 1: his girl idea. You've continued to flesh out the big
Speaker 1: Bro dynamic. Have there any surprises for you as an
Speaker 1: actor living in this page? Yes? Actually yes, this piece
Speaker 1: of immersive theater. When he hucks me sleep no more bitch,
Speaker 1: he calls me buddy with hardy he says, buddy, nothing
Speaker 1: will be a little bro though. Budd is like it
Speaker 1: hits the ear on he likes calling me his little buddy.
Speaker 1: He likes calling me his little bro. He likes one
Speaker 1: time it was son, you know, and honestly it all works.
Speaker 1: What is a big brother if not a dad in waiting?
Speaker 1: You know? That's that's from one division, right, that's from
Speaker 1: the first the first line. First, it's the first line
Speaker 1: of Power of the Dog, the voice over what is
Speaker 1: a what is a big little guy? Enjoy my film room. Hi,
Speaker 1: it's me Jane Champion and I'm about to roll out
Speaker 1: my incredible new film that I re directed, and it's
Speaker 1: called the Power of the Room. Enjoy cunning, Enjoy Kristin
Speaker 1: dirts Jesse Flakins fade in What is a Big Brother?
Speaker 1: If not a cut to the Desert Stays direction. It
Speaker 1: is so much desert screens at this point comes up
Speaker 1: on screen. Well, it's narrated by Jane Champions, and she's
Speaker 1: sort of like she sort of got to strift on
Speaker 1: her lap, like licking her fingers that has crossed his legs.
Speaker 1: She is acting the piece, darling dick if the other
Speaker 1: faded Carston enters, you're literally licking your fingers, flipping the
Speaker 1: object work pages. It's really good, sort of works like
Speaker 1: an iPad fingers, but he turns the pages as if
Speaker 1: it is an iPad. This is a wet iPad that
Speaker 1: Jane Champion is doing. Hey, listen, who's perfect here? Okay,
Speaker 1: who's perfect here? And object two improv legends. No, you
Speaker 1: shut up by my show. Are never on the night
Speaker 1: and you never will be on hair. Dang, you were
Speaker 1: never on hair. I was on mot night, honey, where
Speaker 1: you don't have to actually be good. I guess what,
Speaker 1: and I still thry A lot of are asking your
Speaker 1: narrative is I didn't make Carol Night, and now I
Speaker 1: have a podcast? Bitch? Was never on a house see him? Okay,
Speaker 1: and now he's one of the biggest stars in You're
Speaker 1: sucking his dead trying to get him in your fucking honey. Okay,
Speaker 1: it comes out his contract negotiation comes out. Yes, we
Speaker 1: did suck boen cocket to get him into the film
Speaker 1: when he wanted a double wide banger trailer and his
Speaker 1: cock sucked every more double banger from his two big bros.
Speaker 1: What happened was I showed up too, said, I said, okay, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: everything's good. I go home, and then all the p
Speaker 1: a's talked to Larry Charles the director, and Josh and
Speaker 1: Aaron go. Bowen's furious because you guys haven't stucked his dicken,
Speaker 1: and he's threatening to walk. Larry Charles says, I went
Speaker 1: through this on Borat Listen, you're gonna have to suck
Speaker 1: his colleague. Get right into the jeep wrangler and drive
Speaker 1: over to Bowen's hotel and suck him right off. And
Speaker 1: how was it? You know, kind of kind of cool,
Speaker 1: like I think, I let this. This is the next
Speaker 1: conversation piece, all right, And so that one's done. Okay,
Speaker 1: thank god. I love this is so I love and
Speaker 1: I as you Okay, Okay. I feel nothing when I
Speaker 1: get my dick sucked now, honestly true, I'm not someone
Speaker 1: who loves. I'm like it's it's really like declined because
Speaker 1: if you're bad at it, I will get That is false.
Speaker 1: But getting head is low lower on my sex activity list.
Speaker 1: Remember when it was ranking what I love, it was
Speaker 1: pretty high up there for a while though, for like
Speaker 1: the community I feel, I'd say to me, it can
Speaker 1: be the most still can be the most successful sex
Speaker 1: someone's really good at it. Yeah, I find myself to
Speaker 1: be so whole driven. I find my mouth but a
Speaker 1: whole wait, but not in waiting. That's from one division
Speaker 1: from the second episode the first one. Cha Champion wrote that, no,
Speaker 1: but I always feel like I don't know, I'm just
Speaker 1: so excited to get into that and not even I
Speaker 1: mean that I have to funck. But I tend to
Speaker 1: like having my ass eating more than getting my ducks
Speaker 1: dick suck, duck sick. And I like and I like
Speaker 1: eating as more than sucking. I love it, asked, is
Speaker 1: one of my favorite things? Period me to a period
Speaker 1: Brown up straight, the way you rolled back their eyes
Speaker 1: like you're Audrey Hepburn herself. Well, I have been Julie Andrews. No, no,
Speaker 1: Audrey Hepburn's talking about one position directed by Jane Champion
Speaker 1: and Jimmy What a storied career, the one Jane Hollywood favorite.
Speaker 1: We're good at letting a bit rest, aren't we? Yeah? Yeah, not.
Speaker 1: That's that Harold Knight training. That's the Harold Knight let
Speaker 1: the bits fly. It's lost culture stuff. Let me turn
Speaker 1: it to you, because you've been asking a lot of questions.
Speaker 1: I'm not getting a lot of answers. I didn't hear
Speaker 1: no true nor no false from you. He's by by positing.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's my person favor fair. I understand
Speaker 1: that he said, with time, you've just forgotten. Yeah, I'm stupid,
Speaker 1: No going last with you? No, Well, yeah, we need
Speaker 1: to acknowledge that we are changing sexual being. I call
Speaker 1: call me a butterfly, okay, because I used to butterfly.
Speaker 1: Butterfly to be that's culture, that's real culture. Number ninety
Speaker 1: four call me a butterfly because I used to be
Speaker 1: a cocoon. Ye say that, say that that. It's very
Speaker 1: site specific because some people are like, all we want
Speaker 1: to do is have oral sex, and some people you're like,
Speaker 1: we wouldn't even go near this, We wouldn't go near
Speaker 1: that activity. And now I'm going, I'm not always in
Speaker 1: a namal mood, so that's not always on the tape.
Speaker 1: That's totally now I'm getting case by case, but now
Speaker 1: I'm not always in a oral Let me say that
Speaker 1: just stroking dons with this note can be an a plus.
Speaker 1: You don't call it what it is. Mutual masturbation de
Speaker 1: stigmatized the frauding that and I like sometimes when you
Speaker 1: that's the plan where someone's like I'm into this, I'm
Speaker 1: in and we go or we intend to just masturbase
Speaker 1: and that's what we do, and we and we leave
Speaker 1: and we say, I'm literally better six of my life.
Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding you. Like I recently made back
Speaker 1: to go on a date and we were going to
Speaker 1: eat wings and fraud, and I was like, that's what
Speaker 1: I did. I did this with my I hang loose.
Speaker 1: He hang loosed with that good because unlike a lot
Speaker 1: of dates, you know you're not going to bed hungry,
Speaker 1: and you know you didn't catch nothing. You didn't You
Speaker 1: can't catch nothing. You can't stuff honey. You can't even
Speaker 1: catch a cold. You can't even catch a cold, and
Speaker 1: he certainly can't catch feelings. One of the worst. When
Speaker 1: I need a vaccine, can hey, hey, can I just
Speaker 1: raise my hand? I don't know who's Mr Fougie. Can
Speaker 1: I get a vaccine from my feeling? I don't skimp
Speaker 1: on the boothster, Yeah, funny, please, you know what I
Speaker 1: say that, You know what I say, A feelings vaccine?
Speaker 1: Put it in my toy man. Start like I got
Speaker 1: a Johnson and Johnson from my feelings, So good luck.
Speaker 1: I guess what A new variants just around the corner
Speaker 1: of feelings yeah, it's called, uh, the summer, so summer
Speaker 1: summer because let me tell you something, and let me
Speaker 1: just put this to the girls now that now that
Speaker 1: all my girls are here, when you summer vary, when
Speaker 1: you start to see guys with your shirt with their shirt,
Speaker 1: you start to start to get a track. You really
Speaker 1: do like to look at a nice leg. Look at
Speaker 1: the leg in this room, because you know who's got
Speaker 1: the most iconic calves, and they're they're being decentered a
Speaker 1: little bit by me, by Lord Michaels. I said, hey,
Speaker 1: make the calves drop a little bit. I feel like
Speaker 1: my calves are low on the legs start destroyed by
Speaker 1: the new calves in town. Absolutely. You know how porn
Speaker 1: stars or other people will make sort of mold of
Speaker 1: their penises, So people, can you need to make mold
Speaker 1: of the calf before they go. And I'm sticking a
Speaker 1: red ship, yeah is your question. You couldn't ship them
Speaker 1: because they weigh twenty pounds each. Eron's not Aeron's not
Speaker 1: stick too heavy for a plane. He's not sticking the
Speaker 1: calf up his asks like sort of longitudinally. He but
Speaker 1: he goes, he takes he takes the wide part of
Speaker 1: the cap and then puts it up against the whole latitude. Okay,
Speaker 1: favorite body part you have? Go I think you literally
Speaker 1: asked this. You literally asked this. The second episode they
Speaker 1: were on what you said, what is your favorite body part?
Speaker 1: I don't I have deep memories of That's fact. When
Speaker 1: it was about culture, you know, we have to talk
Speaker 1: about stuff like this. Now it's just noise. Now it's
Speaker 1: sort of a drone. Just been screaming over each other
Speaker 1: since the beginning of this episode. I love I'm obsessed.
Speaker 1: It's the meise. I'm obsessed. I'm obsessed. I have a
Speaker 1: the fun new thing that happened and I would love
Speaker 1: to tell everyone about it. So basically I was in
Speaker 1: talking everybody. You know how oftentimes when you're typing into
Speaker 1: a phone, auto correct to say Jane Campi and you
Speaker 1: say Jane Champions, very similar to thank you. So in
Speaker 1: the group chat, Patrick Rodgers, who as one of the
Speaker 1: one eating the most seed of every feed to honey,
Speaker 1: you laid the feet down, he tried to say. He
Speaker 1: tried to type in I'm obsessed and I miss you,
Speaker 1: and it said I'm obsession. I kiss. So Now, whenever
Speaker 1: you love something, you have to say obsession. I kiss.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. When I saw obsession obsession, I thought
Speaker 1: you really introduced everybody? Have you? Have we introduced this yet? Well?
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. How could I
Speaker 1: possibly can I say something? I can't read your fucking mind.
Speaker 1: Here we go a dendem. It's free. Oh what is this? Okay?
Speaker 1: Why don't you? Why do you? Why don't you have
Speaker 1: a red bull? It's free? Free, stuck my dick? Free? Free? Yeah, hey,
Speaker 1: get a better attitude. It's freak. Like this is new lexicon.
Speaker 1: I think it's new culture. Like like, I think we're
Speaker 1: we're gonna I'm gonna try to use this more in
Speaker 1: my everyday life. Hey, hey, shut the funk up. It's free.
Speaker 1: Shut up, it's free. I like that. Now. It feels
Speaker 1: like I'm kind of like forcing, you know, it feels
Speaker 1: good in my mouth. I don't mind being forced. It's free. Honey.
Speaker 1: I think it's working. I think it's I think it's
Speaker 1: catching on. It's going to be everywhere. We're talking Dubai,
Speaker 1: we're talking, we're talking Korea. Everywhere. In your movie movie
Speaker 1: Change Champions, Desert, Desert, they're gonna bann your movie in
Speaker 1: a lot of America, even the lead of the free,
Speaker 1: even the land free not so free anymore? Ain't it
Speaker 1: that Cheeto can't get out of the m office? He's
Speaker 1: still chet right out? Honey. I hate that chip out.
Speaker 1: I hate that you even brought him up, because sometimes
Speaker 1: it feels like there's nothing we can do to get
Speaker 1: that Cheeto out of office. We got, we lose the
Speaker 1: Cheeto we gave Ale. Was it you guys that made
Speaker 1: up the Pringle? Aaron, that's Aaron Jackson. He said, get
Speaker 1: that damn Pringle into office during the election, and you
Speaker 1: know that Pringle. What kind of chip is Kamala? Do
Speaker 1: you feel comfortable? What kind of chip is Kamala? Where's
Speaker 1: Kamala from? I don't know. I want to say California, California.
Speaker 1: What's what's like avocado chip? The police officer of chips, vinegar,
Speaker 1: don't nut chips? That's really good? Damn Oh, she has
Speaker 1: to be something piggy, something piggy, you know, like pork.
Speaker 1: She's poor. We landed there, but vice presidents aren't really
Speaker 1: in the office, so she's she's not really a chick.
Speaker 1: They live in that stupid house. Pence was a glass
Speaker 1: of milk, you know, like glass of milk and Cheeto car.
Speaker 1: Someone someone dared me on Twitter and they said, like
Speaker 1: when Mike Penn said his thing about like how Donald
Speaker 1: Trump was wrong about how Mike Pence could have overturned
Speaker 1: the election whatever, someone tied me and goes, Mike Pence
Speaker 1: basically just I don't think so honey, And I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't think it's got to be a block for me.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine if Mike Penn said I don't think
Speaker 1: so honey, do we think that? Then you then you've jumped.
Speaker 1: I think that's how you know. I want us to
Speaker 1: fast forward to the anytime someone does want to use
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey in a different context. It
Speaker 1: has to have it has to crest the hill of
Speaker 1: like girl bossing us like gate keep, like it needs
Speaker 1: to be an ironic term. But like, I don't know
Speaker 1: when that will happen. You guys got to take the
Speaker 1: reins on your fans. Everyone you need you've given them
Speaker 1: to start telling them no, stop saying I don't think
Speaker 1: it's free. It's free, Okay, okay, take care of yourselves.
Speaker 1: Now they're taking what is it, strawberry to needs care
Speaker 1: Strawberry needs care. Have it? Have we not had an
Speaker 1: episode since Strawberry to needs Care. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know what can we do one in? I don't
Speaker 1: I really have lost all concepts. That's from from Drag season.
Speaker 1: Strawberry on her Strawberry would and then we're saying about
Speaker 1: the little I keep thinking she's texting, but she's from
Speaker 1: New York. Um. The one that's in the new season Jasmine. Yes,
Speaker 1: Pat said, Jazz needs care. Strawberry is her nurse. Strawberry
Speaker 1: that comes in with a nurse. Honey, I was where
Speaker 1: you were. That was like, honey, I wore an afro
Speaker 1: of squirrels because I was afraid to appropriate. I've been
Speaker 1: where you fit. Come here. Mame comes in and his
Speaker 1: little house, these dolls comes to the Chubber's little house.
Speaker 1: I made it. I made my home. Remember one Utica
Speaker 1: Queen was an A List star for eight months of
Speaker 1: the yes of the years, there was there was a
Speaker 1: time in our lives when Utica Queen, he was going
Speaker 1: into an AM season. We come to a remembers were
Speaker 1: at Kennedy Center honors Utica Queen. That was one of
Speaker 1: those incredible knights of my life. Oh my god, it
Speaker 1: was Brooks talk about Queen. When did that incredible little
Speaker 1: lip sync contribute? Stated, I thought that was beautiful. Oh
Speaker 1: that was amazing night. That was an amazing night. My
Speaker 1: love getting invited to the Queen. I'm touched by that
Speaker 1: invite and by the night as a whole. I just
Speaker 1: I'm so excited to be It just makes me really excited.
Speaker 1: You know, we did Queen because she's an ass. She's huge.
Speaker 1: Queen still season and still talking about. Girls can't stop
Speaker 1: talking about you to Queen. Rule of culture number zero.
Speaker 1: But the girls can't stop talking about to Queen when
Speaker 1: they bring her back, like Vanjee, they come in, I'm
Speaker 1: waiting for that. Why not? Why not bring back you
Speaker 1: to Queen? She's the best queen? Can I guarantee to you.
Speaker 1: Queen would not have the chocolate, You would have the
Speaker 1: gold But I would want to hear her say I
Speaker 1: get the ticket. I would I would rather hear her
Speaker 1: say I got the golden ticket. Strawberrita Aaron is Strawberry.
Speaker 1: I know. But there's a friend. I have a friend
Speaker 1: who lives in this city at Los Angeles who looks
Speaker 1: even more like Strawberry to and I was getting texts,
Speaker 1: but he really does look a lot. But I think
Speaker 1: I think it's bones. It's bones and big mouth. At
Speaker 1: the end of the day, you can't say she doesn't
Speaker 1: have bones. She's got a lot of bones. Someone someone
Speaker 1: who doesn't have the bones I want, you want, then
Speaker 1: it would be a different Listen to me, it would
Speaker 1: be a different thing if I had the bone in
Speaker 1: the length that Unica Queen has. This is why, at
Speaker 1: the end of the day, I envy strawberrit to I
Speaker 1: want to be her that I'm not even Strawberry, that
Speaker 1: strawberry that needs envy, So like, who do you aspire
Speaker 1: to be? And Oprah up and here, up in here,
Speaker 1: and I'm sure we've talked about many times to the
Speaker 1: to the little Princess. Oprah said to the were you yes?
Speaker 1: The little silence? Silence? What a great question, I mean,
Speaker 1: really beautiful. The ladder, the ladder, and then she had
Speaker 1: Adele up on top of the observatory. Spatory said, ms Adele, Mama,
Speaker 1: you're coming to my house. Yeah. I love that. I
Speaker 1: love whenever Oprah doesn't interview like that, because they're sitting
Speaker 1: in her massive backyard and she's like over there, the
Speaker 1: Rose Garden, which is famously in the White House Rose
Speaker 1: Garden and she and I think she asked it. She
Speaker 1: was like, do you drink tea? And adel was like
Speaker 1: of and then then she was like, I have a
Speaker 1: teahouse and they cut to a huge home for tea.
Speaker 1: She was a little house like Strawberita has. She was
Speaker 1: living running a muck with Chip and something. Oh was
Speaker 1: letting Adele know that she's that girl, and she was
Speaker 1: like so. Oprah said to Adele, oh, you drink you
Speaker 1: like to drink tea. I have it every morning. And
Speaker 1: then she said you have you have a good glass
Speaker 1: of sea. I have a house to tea and Adele
Speaker 1: says game recognized game guy mcnas guy. I think it's amazing.
Speaker 1: I think that's amazing. That's my Adel. I think that
Speaker 1: you're amazing, Like you're amazing coming into the teahouse. Was
Speaker 1: getting emotional, getting emotional thinking about it. Reminds me of
Speaker 1: my good friends. Got me emotional. I'll think of bus
Speaker 1: On Okay, emotion, thank God about her next album is
Speaker 1: entirely about Britta Filter about that one night, so somebody
Speaker 1: else just went to pieces. Oh Jesus Christ, Jesus Jesus Christ,
Speaker 1: Sir Christ herself dropped right down from heaven and wakes
Speaker 1: in the game bar went to Tiny's town night at
Speaker 1: pieces and everyone Christ of doll, Jesus, We're sorry. You
Speaker 1: have to see this. So I looked up and I said, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, honey,
Speaker 1: after what the daddy did to him, and this culture suck, honey,
Speaker 1: chops are on their way out. Jesus is on their
Speaker 1: way out. Jesus had daddy issues, And JESU, get on
Speaker 1: your feet, get theake it happened, Get on happy. You
Speaker 1: bet if you didn't get on your feet at home,
Speaker 1: pause the thing and get on your feet in your car.
Speaker 1: A horrible crash stand up in your car opened the
Speaker 1: moon room. I wonder if we've ever been responsible for
Speaker 1: a car accident or death completely If you have listeners, girls,
Speaker 1: I need to a to see and talk with you
Speaker 1: girls about how much every day I think about Jennifer
Speaker 1: Lopez at the inauguration doing let's get let's get loud
Speaker 1: in America. The beautiful. I think that's one of the
Speaker 1: moments of culture. I think we have to I think
Speaker 1: that really is the one of the most beautiful and
Speaker 1: the Great Global Songbook, The three d Songs of the
Speaker 1: Great Global Song America America, the Beautiful parentheses Jennifer's version,
Speaker 1: yea Loud, Let's get then, and the Home of the
Speaker 1: That's really what follows and beautiful for Free, and they're like,
Speaker 1: is real? What if? What if someone got the whole
Speaker 1: national anthem right and then said the free I'm a
Speaker 1: land free. I have a question. Okay, in this vein
Speaker 1: what what little what little thing are you dropping? Are
Speaker 1: you dropping between your national Yes? What is yours? Get loud?
Speaker 1: What is your Lets get loud? I'm gonna go yeah, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: you have one, you got it? Yeah, okay, do it.
Speaker 1: Let me go hold the land beautiful, beautiful? I did wrong?
Speaker 1: It would be then how does it end? I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't even know. The whole ship is
Speaker 1: graced and crowned like good with brotherhood from sees you shining,
Speaker 1: see spice up your life. That's fine. I would do.
Speaker 1: Oh god, this is hard, but I will say so
Speaker 1: much about the person I would do. You know. In
Speaker 1: the Celandian song all by Myself, when she goes, I
Speaker 1: would go this key this theories tracing every perfect original,
Speaker 1: key perfect, pitch perfect, pitch hold on, it's better take
Speaker 1: your time, take your time. It took her time to
Speaker 1: more free anyway. Can't you believe that take your time
Speaker 1: it was going to actually happen in the fild that
Speaker 1: Whitnaker had the best joke on that threat, where he
Speaker 1: texted the press release and said he needs this moment
Speaker 1: because you know character. Yes, and I think because Cynthia,
Speaker 1: who is perfect, is alphaba, it would feel weird brilliant.
Speaker 1: I think she did say she she did that thing
Speaker 1: that she was well. I think it was like not
Speaker 1: between the two. She literally was like I left silly
Speaker 1: on the stage. Yeah, and I had so if I
Speaker 1: took her with I'm so emotional. I'm so emotional about it.
Speaker 1: This is my sense. Okay, No, I had to. I
Speaker 1: had to leave it behind. Talker home driving to these
Speaker 1: dragging something into the teahouse. Come, who might might the ankle?
Speaker 1: Cynthia isn't being dragged. Now that we discussed pop culture,
Speaker 1: continue the okay, okay, there you go, um and for
Speaker 1: the leg and up the wee yeah and the hoodlading
Speaker 1: in we don't talk about, we don't come. I immediately
Speaker 1: started shrieking, moving song. Well, it is the most famous
Speaker 1: song of all time. It is the nost famous song
Speaker 1: of all time. Man Wells, we don't talk about and
Speaker 1: we don't talk about Barnard Bartner, Jane Champion Manuel. When
Speaker 1: Bruno accept the Oscar, he's gonna say, I have to
Speaker 1: thank Jane Champion Manuel. An incredible song for me, and
Speaker 1: I've and I've sing it power Yes, I sing it
Speaker 1: only with the passion of Jane Champion lyrics. And let
Speaker 1: me say to you, Jane Champion, Manwell, I will never
Speaker 1: be satisfied. Satisfie for me. Well, I gotta know it.
Speaker 1: I got another. I gotta the wickedly design Free is
Speaker 1: on the level of what you're talking about. Let's get loud,
Speaker 1: wickedly talented Free, take your time, original key FROs and frats,
Speaker 1: oh around three. You pick the right moment, you pick
Speaker 1: the right moment of the song to put in three
Speaker 1: new kies mix Aldian mode. I was looking for that word.
Speaker 1: She hasn't gotten her three and she's the one who did.
Speaker 1: I think this is the first episode that our listeners
Speaker 1: are going to be actively upset, Honey, I don't you
Speaker 1: don't think I think they're upset lot more than you think.
Speaker 1: The filth uth for you, be honest, honest, give us notes,
Speaker 1: give us, give us y'all, y'all have constructive notes. Give
Speaker 1: us the constructive notes, construct constructive podcast, Yellow Legal, Pa.
Speaker 1: We got some great notes. Okay, So the organic opening
Speaker 1: was really feeling. You're okay. I mean Aaron Jackson was
Speaker 1: famously our improv coach. But I gotta say, U c
Speaker 1: B is on the brain for a lot of people again,
Speaker 1: honey brain, I think, I think, honestly, bring it up.
Speaker 1: I think maybe, and you guys don't have to. You
Speaker 1: guys can reject this if you want. But I think
Speaker 1: with the announcement of the film, everyone be going I
Speaker 1: remember when I saw that, and now I think everyone's
Speaker 1: kind of rummaging through their UCB memories away it's going
Speaker 1: Land of the Free and the Home of the Herald
Speaker 1: is started in Chicago and brought to New York. But
Speaker 1: the used to before, but not to not to get real,
Speaker 1: not to get real, because we've talked about this before.
Speaker 1: That was a time of our lives and this is
Speaker 1: what I say to make it about us. Just like
Speaker 1: that is one of my favorite four chapters of Like
Speaker 1: Us going to Barracuda after every twin Like just like
Speaker 1: that chapter of Our Lives is a chapter I blessed.
Speaker 1: It is actually blessable. It is blessable. And like I
Speaker 1: was talking to someone about and we've shared this anecdote
Speaker 1: and nazame on this podcast, especially when when the two
Speaker 1: Dods come back, but we go, but I always go.
Speaker 1: We would go to these shows at Barracuda after sucking.
Speaker 1: Identical twins like Josh and Aaron would crawl the queers
Speaker 1: who would come see the u c B shows. We'd
Speaker 1: go to Baracu and watch but watch Bob and then
Speaker 1: we would all turn which on. They go, this is
Speaker 1: the funniest comedy show in the city. And then I
Speaker 1: would say thanks for inviting us out, and they would say,
Speaker 1: you're not going home and I would say, what do
Speaker 1: you mean. I have to get home. I have big
Speaker 1: day tomorrow. And they would corner me and the and
Speaker 1: we really did all have day jobs that were out
Speaker 1: till three am on two days. Well, you guys would
Speaker 1: corner me and at the pool table. I was trying
Speaker 1: to tell you that like you do not like us.
Speaker 1: We I feel like we've became just personalities can I
Speaker 1: say we were. We were in real jeopardy there for
Speaker 1: a while. Oh you're saying you became You're like, well,
Speaker 1: they had colored blazers interviewing and going into Sunday like
Speaker 1: not Sunday, you did Sundance. But just like early podcast era,
Speaker 1: like located in time for me that you were doing.
Speaker 1: This was seventeen Cheeto Cheeto was around, glass of milk
Speaker 1: was around, Oh you know the SNL for SNL. But
Speaker 1: it was um like the pot had been like three
Speaker 1: pot was starting to become a fit two years old
Speaker 1: at that point. Yeah, a little bit of a thing.
Speaker 1: And that was that the discovered that the girls were
Speaker 1: good at talking, and so they said, why don't you
Speaker 1: come talk for us to like random people at the
Speaker 1: Tribeca Film Festival. Very study green, Um, congratulations on whatever
Speaker 1: it is you do an improvised line. Never it is
Speaker 1: you do one of the great lines, one of the
Speaker 1: great lines. And it was or non written or non
Speaker 1: and and yeah, and man I talked about this today
Speaker 1: on the drive over. We were like, wow, like, what
Speaker 1: a weird time in our lives when we did that.
Speaker 1: We're chatting about how was the drive I was drafficked?
Speaker 1: We we actually were did you take the five? Did
Speaker 1: you take the five? We actually were get this forty
Speaker 1: minutes late to something this morning because I had to
Speaker 1: get my Oh my god, did get your asking? Do
Speaker 1: you want to do you want to sort of talk
Speaker 1: about this? Sure? Surely sort of only sort of talk
Speaker 1: about really bringing such gravitas to this. I just want
Speaker 1: to make sure that I'm having such fun with my sisters.
Speaker 1: I'm forgetting about the crazy, the trauma from last night.
Speaker 1: I've got my phone stole in the cloud. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: pick a poka, pick up artful Dodger. You do you
Speaker 1: have a moment when you think it occurred or truly
Speaker 1: just like who knows? Truly? Who knows? Too crowded? I
Speaker 1: was like moving through the crowd and then there was
Speaker 1: no squid game bump into you moment. Now I wish
Speaker 1: there was. I wish no artful Dodger. Well, it happened
Speaker 1: at high Tops. I don't think it happened a high Tops.
Speaker 1: I think it happened at heart. Well, let me just
Speaker 1: say that whole really bounced around crawl as this is
Speaker 1: we I feel like it's completely flipped over from the
Speaker 1: last time I've been there. I bet I bet there's
Speaker 1: so many new girl whoever is blazing Saddles gone? It
Speaker 1: is wow. Sometimes you just need to see a boy
Speaker 1: dance and chaps like you gotta go to New York
Speaker 1: for that. Now Saddles lives proud and free. I have
Speaker 1: never been to the one in New York. I have
Speaker 1: but only like once or twice went time with Ben Leary.
Speaker 1: Oh it was fun. I missed. What are the kings of?
Speaker 1: What are the we home mainstays that are still around? Well,
Speaker 1: the thing is well the Abbey people. That's like for
Speaker 1: like mom, there nine parties moms in their nineties. You
Speaker 1: could even go ahead and call them grand moms. Now,
Speaker 1: I didn't say that these are women mothers whose daughters
Speaker 1: didn't have kids or sons, right or Endy's come on,
Speaker 1: come on, come on. But what I want to say
Speaker 1: is that high stash heart, there is an issue. I
Speaker 1: never heard of a shoplifting shop, the blousters up on
Speaker 1: hangers and the girls coming to the bar. I'm now
Speaker 1: realizing we were recording with Well Farrell before this to
Speaker 1: do this thing we're doing, and I called it shoplifting
Speaker 1: a million times to him. Anywow, he was like, because
Speaker 1: you were talking about the phone with we were talking
Speaker 1: about the phone. I was just because you didn't see
Speaker 1: it doesn't mean conversation shoplifting. I really don't. Was this
Speaker 1: not on the pod? You're saying off pod? You said
Speaker 1: this mad out that mention of shopless fiddling with one button?
Speaker 1: What are we gonna do for fire? Almost because the
Speaker 1: hen the coop needs to get back to go. There's
Speaker 1: there's a there's a coope house. Okay, actually that is happening.
Speaker 1: That it is happening. I have to sign the least. Okay, bock.
Speaker 1: That was one of the most I've ever had. I
Speaker 1: think it was the best week of my have we had.
Speaker 1: I thought I got I'm not joking. I thought I
Speaker 1: got nodes from that trip because my voice did not
Speaker 1: recover until August and we went in the beginning of July.
Speaker 1: I was like, I got no. I was about to
Speaker 1: go get scoped, screaming, screaming. Um Zadaran's theme center after
Speaker 1: an Emmy nomination probably was the talk about adele bitch,
Speaker 1: that's that the nodes are happening. No emotional. I was
Speaker 1: so emotional. I busted Queen hasten nation. I'm so motion
Speaker 1: about screaming. I watched busted quick Irans, I got some motion.
Speaker 1: I started screaming about that trans were head electrics right
Speaker 1: before I still that was Cynthia. Cynthia. That was more
Speaker 1: Cynthia than Yeah, that was That was one of the
Speaker 1: I don't think that that anything in my life. Is
Speaker 1: it sad to say this will top that? And that
Speaker 1: was one of the most joyful weeks. We're pretty sad
Speaker 1: to say that it was a perfect week, a perfectly
Speaker 1: it was perfect. It was we were so fucking annoying
Speaker 1: we were, I mean it, and I loved it. I'm
Speaker 1: saying this, bro, I'm not saying this as a read
Speaker 1: on us. I loved how annoying we were. But we
Speaker 1: weren't even that. We we only cared about ourselves. We
Speaker 1: weren't disturbing other people that we were were No, no, no,
Speaker 1: there are were There are those fucking people on fire islands.
Speaker 1: We kept ourselves mostly who like, barge into any old
Speaker 1: house and you're like that, but any bar we were
Speaker 1: as if everyone's annoying unking of bike corns. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: were laughing at head at let me go over to
Speaker 1: the ice palace. We are fullyet. We eat into busted, honey.
Speaker 1: We turned the party out and busted and busted loved it.
Speaker 1: That was a thunderstorm and that was the thunderstript when
Speaker 1: she went for three our three hours, that was one
Speaker 1: of the best. That was one of the best watching
Speaker 1: busted for three hours. Round out, we did grown out
Speaker 1: brown out. Also for being I mean, we could be
Speaker 1: annoying whatever. I was still meeting my husband every hour.
Speaker 1: You met many husbands. I met a lot of husbands
Speaker 1: that week. I love buy you met buddy. I mean
Speaker 1: I met big buddy. I'm his little buddy, buddy, And
Speaker 1: I'm glad we didn't get that round of drinks so
Speaker 1: that you could have big brow in your life. No,
Speaker 1: it all was that big brow at that Oh my god, hey,
Speaker 1: or it was out that was so funny. I really
Speaker 1: was supposed to get I say, his eyes as if
Speaker 1: he'd never met me. Hey. I was like, do you
Speaker 1: need help with the drinks? What drinks? I'm a stranger
Speaker 1: to him. He's so confused. You came, what do you mean? Remember?
Speaker 1: Do you remember the other time we walk about the
Speaker 1: other time we were getting pizza for dinner and you
Speaker 1: were like, had pizza in our hands and You're like,
Speaker 1: but should we go into pavilion. There's like a thing there.
Speaker 1: We're like, we have pizza, We're going home. You're like,
Speaker 1: but a guy just gim me and he's in there.
Speaker 1: We're like, well, then you can go. I'm not bringing
Speaker 1: pizza into pavilion and the boodles. What did I end
Speaker 1: up doing? I think I think you would. I think
Speaker 1: you have the pizza. Aaron. Couldn't you share the story
Speaker 1: of of Whittaker making because we never none of us
Speaker 1: because you who did the pod from there, which must
Speaker 1: have not We've not talking, so no one in the
Speaker 1: house could cook, almost to the point where it was dangerous.
Speaker 1: Little we could. Cereal was sort of like this is
Speaker 1: hard and study green and time Mitchell teamed up on
Speaker 1: a meal. They did all the r but Whittaker was like,
Speaker 1: I'm going to make tuna for everyone one day. And
Speaker 1: then I came in and was like, maybe this is
Speaker 1: a good day. Not not not not Tona, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: up some raw tuna. No. No, he was like, I
Speaker 1: was like, hey, today might be a good day to
Speaker 1: make tuna salad and I and he said, oh, well,
Speaker 1: I just bought a sandwich and I said we can
Speaker 1: have it for dinner. Andy for dinner. You can make
Speaker 1: us lunch now a little did little dinner salad cut
Speaker 1: did it's very evil you? Yeah, it's very evil. Had
Speaker 1: you so e evil? You call city yourself artful? Dog?
Speaker 1: Take the tea house? So you don't think it was
Speaker 1: high top? You think it was hard. I think it
Speaker 1: was hard. And where is hot words? Really it's really
Speaker 1: it's high top. Also knew I never replaced something, but
Speaker 1: it's still there. Is next to hibar still around. I pray, yeah,
Speaker 1: we should be actually that week we can actually do
Speaker 1: when you guys should you guys must kind of do
Speaker 1: one little sweep through and I like, really wear a
Speaker 1: body back, not a body bag, wear a cross body back,
Speaker 1: your bodyguard, bring your body back when he kills the thief.
Speaker 1: I remember when people are tweeting it, you know, reply
Speaker 1: to them. No, no, no, no, it's no hard, no heart,
Speaker 1: I do I do love to respond, no heart, no,
Speaker 1: I want to love. Give flowers to someone in the
Speaker 1: room for using Twitter right all along? Which was which
Speaker 1: is which? Which one is to not use it? It's
Speaker 1: both of these girls. Josh is never but you never
Speaker 1: had a porn on, did you? I have created one
Speaker 1: because of because because of my sister's advice. But that's
Speaker 1: my only Twitter experience has used Twitter correctly the entire time,
Speaker 1: which is just to follow porn accounts. Well you your
Speaker 1: account was like sort of a real account and neither
Speaker 1: real one, and I would do the year, and then
Speaker 1: I deleted it during the year. I said I cannot
Speaker 1: be then account, and then I yeah, and then I'm
Speaker 1: probably around that for them. Yeah I made an account.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, Well we had to get That's how
Speaker 1: we got through. We got through. I should look how
Speaker 1: much money I spent on only fans. It's a thousand
Speaker 1: dollars I'm giving away. I bet that. I never feel
Speaker 1: like I'm not spending money in a good way. But
Speaker 1: it's just I probably don't have to be subscribed. I really,
Speaker 1: you know, they get you. Once you're on someone's channel,
Speaker 1: you see all the thing, you get bored. You gotta
Speaker 1: re subscribe in a couple of months. I'll give virtually
Speaker 1: anyone one month, like any person ever jerked off to ever.
Speaker 1: I like, if I see creative only fans And that
Speaker 1: was a really good point. Any of our friends, who
Speaker 1: can he pay you if you don't have it only
Speaker 1: I say again, who says I don't have one? Drop
Speaker 1: the link? Drop the link? Yeah? But if he dropped it,
Speaker 1: because they doing a bit when we're trying to tell
Speaker 1: you something that can improve your life, If only he doesn't,
Speaker 1: you are corner. You're hard. You don't even know what Hey,
Speaker 1: you don't know from hard? You really don't what is hard?
Speaker 1: If not soft and waiting three change champions. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying we tried to help you, and you unhelped make
Speaker 1: your only fans link public. If you want w w
Speaker 1: dot only fan dot, come slash me? Who here would start?
Speaker 1: At first? I was about to ask the same the
Speaker 1: same thing, Yeah, I think about it. I'm a horrible
Speaker 1: pig from how yeah do you identify as? Yeah? Gage?
Speaker 1: What makes you a pig? What makes someone a pig?
Speaker 1: Because there's a pig sitting right here? Asking art community
Speaker 1: and the king community were being pretty specific, being connotated
Speaker 1: with like loving cock, loving to serve, collecting loads, collecting loads.
Speaker 1: I'm being me, I'm not like a pig like that.
Speaker 1: I'm being foisted this label. I think on the apps pig,
Speaker 1: people are calling me pig to your day. Someone was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, hey, you look you look good in
Speaker 1: that outfit. I was like, oh, thanks, and wearing like
Speaker 1: this because you have to like to course, I think
Speaker 1: he looked that's a piggy, and so I I don't
Speaker 1: I don't begrudge. I'm not confused at the um person.
Speaker 1: Those are not mutually exclusive. Me a pig for sure.
Speaker 1: I've seen Babe Piggy wish when she sings a valid
Speaker 1: Kate Stole is gorgeous. Piggy is gorgeous. She's one of
Speaker 1: the most beautiful in the world. Was beautiful fighting Piggy
Speaker 1: Cleopatra Elizabeth Taylor as Hermione Goblet of Fire four um
Speaker 1: when she comes the fourth Goblet of Fire Jessica Rabbit FOURTHO. Guys,
Speaker 1: I forget your gay Thank you Lupia in the blue
Speaker 1: dress with the oscar. A guy today said, um, you
Speaker 1: look great in that thing. I was like, thanks so much.
Speaker 1: He goes and then he goes, p eig, I bet you,
Speaker 1: I bet you'd look good if I bought you a
Speaker 1: skirt and like started to like that to me is
Speaker 1: even more sissy. Yeah, that's it's not pig is pretty
Speaker 1: mask and left right, and so now I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm getting here dissonant thought? Did these dissonant? This person
Speaker 1: is around? Here's the pig in a skirt, no piggy herself.
Speaker 1: Here's the easiest way to understand pig honey, you're it,
Speaker 1: um Gomera, the angel comes down. You don't suck the angel.
Speaker 1: You want angel to fuck you. I'd be a pig
Speaker 1: for the bottom. But I want to sniff the angels pits.
Speaker 1: You want to sniff those winged pits. Yes, if we
Speaker 1: could do any of this stuff, as long as we
Speaker 1: have an honest conversation about it beforehand and we really
Speaker 1: make sure that we're on the same page. Preach. Oh,
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna go like tie this back
Speaker 1: into like that night that they what. I trusted them
Speaker 1: and looked Roger Gomera trying to enforce consents. Girls, have
Speaker 1: we talked about like I actually was like a dark
Speaker 1: I was edited out of the Bible. I played a character,
Speaker 1: Matthew that stepped up to them. You did you ever
Speaker 1: read it? I think maybe your rest you are cut,
Speaker 1: but you're in babe, I've read it. I was cut.
Speaker 1: You're the first book of the New Tests. You were Matthew,
Speaker 1: are right? And I'm asking and so I came in
Speaker 1: and I was like, hey, guys, before before we do anything, like,
Speaker 1: are we making sure that we're using clear language? And
Speaker 1: they cut me out. I think they thought it wasn't
Speaker 1: fun enough for the Bible. They're like, we got to
Speaker 1: kind of clip it all the Bible. The Bible is
Speaker 1: so clippy because the new tests that kind of kind
Speaker 1: of moved tell us the same story four times. That's
Speaker 1: but yeah, rash exactly, that's it's giving the first four Gospels.
Speaker 1: That's given. Jesus. Don't look away anymore. Look on the pod.
Speaker 1: We're talking about you do Jesus. Jesus, we invite, don't apologize.
Speaker 1: I apologie. This is a call in jes take hands, Jesus,
Speaker 1: take with the kids. Jesus take the kids. Suicide, suicide.
Speaker 1: It's time to move on to I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: because actually it was really rude. Josh and Aaron said
Speaker 1: to us in the in the email, they were like, well,
Speaker 1: we have we have a herd out, remember one minutes
Speaker 1: to setting. Wait, what are you guys that you haven't
Speaker 1: dinner with your agents? Is that really is that you
Speaker 1: haven't dinner with Fred? Tell him? I said, hello, do
Speaker 1: you think that Cody Smith McPhee would jam out with us. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: that's haven't seen the movie. But people are saying this.
Speaker 1: People are saying Strawberry is Aaron that twinkets to me.
Speaker 1: People are saying it's not not it's not not. I
Speaker 1: think pictures it's different bones than Strawberita. But it is ultimately,
Speaker 1: and this is what I'm saying to you, not gay
Speaker 1: in real life. When I when I saw it in
Speaker 1: his like they do those little things where they get
Speaker 1: nominate for an oscar and they're like, Wow, what an amazing,
Speaker 1: surreal moment. I want to thank everyone. Um he thanked
Speaker 1: to my girlfriend and I was shook. It's like when
Speaker 1: I don't want to catch COVID's been plastic dividers on
Speaker 1: the ground the horse between that's better. It will be
Speaker 1: a shame if you now caught covid. Idiot and that
Speaker 1: was a visual. Such an idiot. You're such an idiot sometimes,
Speaker 1: all right, So I guess this is I don't think
Speaker 1: so honey, Um, this is a one minute segment. Um
Speaker 1: that is, etcetera. You know what, I'm gonna think something
Speaker 1: that it's really been taking me off. Well, I have
Speaker 1: something because I have something trying to off I have something. Matt,
Speaker 1: Matt has something. Okay, this is Matt Rogers. I don't
Speaker 1: think so many's time starts now. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Unsending messages fucking stand in your truth. When I say
Speaker 1: you send a message on Instagram, it really upsets me.
Speaker 1: I want to see what it was, honey. And the
Speaker 1: fact is you don't never even know who it is
Speaker 1: that unstend? Is that true? And also not for nothing, y'all,
Speaker 1: but I am I have my phone in my hand
Speaker 1: all the time, so they're gonna unsend. No, it's possible
Speaker 1: that I saw that you said I've caught girls before,
Speaker 1: and I'm saying, I don't think so, honey. Why signing
Speaker 1: if you're going to be unstending. I was like, be
Speaker 1: more confident in the first place. I don't think so, honey. Also,
Speaker 1: I guarantee I wanted just to read it. Yeah, all
Speaker 1: my Instagram followers are my community, are my favor my friends,
Speaker 1: my family to hear what you're saying. And if it
Speaker 1: was a nude, don't unsend. And I have a feeling
Speaker 1: a lot of them are nudes that people get. Sorry,
Speaker 1: but a little shy about it act So, honey, I
Speaker 1: want to see that. I do think so, honey, your
Speaker 1: nude and that's one minute. I think you got a
Speaker 1: girl recently because I saw them ask what was that
Speaker 1: brand of poppers you told me about? And then I
Speaker 1: opened it. It was gone, no clue. I responded to nothing,
Speaker 1: double scorpio. Who are you trying to funk? And they're like, sorry,
Speaker 1: I got shy, and I was like, don't be. There's
Speaker 1: no such thing as shyness. On DM, we've already talked
Speaker 1: about Popper's. I r L. Why you shy now? Why
Speaker 1: you shy? Now? Why you shy now? She's a great actress.
Speaker 1: Why are you shy now? Oh? Did you see her
Speaker 1: talking about? What did you say? She's young, but she's
Speaker 1: really good. Why you while you said drink, I don't drink, Kate,
Speaker 1: I'm of a coffee. I'm more of a coffee. I
Speaker 1: expressed that, and Oprah says, let me show you to
Speaker 1: my coffee house. And I was just like Oprah cam
Speaker 1: it why he was not intimidated by Oprah? She told
Speaker 1: her to Cannon on air, Why you was the Oprah
Speaker 1: of her country? Oh? Why he was nine years old?
Speaker 1: She's she drinks cotty and she's an Hotey. Iran loves her,
Speaker 1: Korea town loves her, loves her. She's a former and esthesiologist.
Speaker 1: House of shy. Now of course her drag name ansthesia.
Speaker 1: What's the is there a just spelled? And okay, I
Speaker 1: got it? I was. I felt like there was, but
Speaker 1: I wasn't seeing And that was the last name? Latitudinal? Latitudinal?
Speaker 1: Did Jane Champion not win nothing for the piano? Not
Speaker 1: win nothing? She won a package and Brodie one right
Speaker 1: climbing on the chairs. You're thinking of it and honey,
Speaker 1: let's beautiful. If you stop, if you stop clucking, I
Speaker 1: can tell you the answer. Which she want a screenplay? Oscar? Okay?
Speaker 1: She sometimes I need to nake and she has an
Speaker 1: oscar to cover herself with. Okay, I think she's gonna
Speaker 1: win for power of the what is it? Power of
Speaker 1: the room, the room, power of the room, power of
Speaker 1: the room. Jane Champion, Kirstana dunt Carston darn and then
Speaker 1: Jesse plus we need to talk about is that is
Speaker 1: not nominated for It's not They didn't submit it. They
Speaker 1: didn't know that it was submitted a different song from
Speaker 1: Why would they think it was going to be the
Speaker 1: number one song in the world. It shouldn't be. It's
Speaker 1: of a bad culture that that's the market still or
Speaker 1: has something come maybe Jane Champion, Miranda Manuel, Sorry, Manuel's
Speaker 1: kicking herself or not? The kickers, Yeah, they must be feeling.
Speaker 1: So I'm literally looking to see what's on top of
Speaker 1: the billboard hot one hund right now, to see if
Speaker 1: it is in fact, we don't talk about No Bruno,
Speaker 1: we don't talk about and I am getting the answer. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's coming in that this is coming. The number one
Speaker 1: song in America is still we don't talk about on
Speaker 1: this February, Gladlinds finally catching a bread. I'm Gladlin's finally
Speaker 1: from the drama Billboards Pirates, I have something. This is
Speaker 1: bill and Yanks. I don't think so Honey and Her
Speaker 1: time starts now. I don't think so Honey is small?
Speaker 1: And Testine, why you gotta bend around for me? So rude?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be so small compared to what if I'm
Speaker 1: if I'm eating a meat ball, you if I'm shipping
Speaker 1: out the meat ball in day ate that small? Okay?
Speaker 1: And I want to brag about how big my small
Speaker 1: testines are. But then I undercut that claim by calling
Speaker 1: it the small intestine. And that's where all the bugs live,
Speaker 1: all the viruses thrive, the bacteria swim. I need you
Speaker 1: to cool it, be something simpler, be less scary. You're
Speaker 1: like an alien living in my body. I didn't sign
Speaker 1: up for this. I'm not sign up to have a
Speaker 1: small intestine in my body and sit with it every
Speaker 1: day and my body and I think I did not
Speaker 1: consent to having this. Oregon give us Oregon autonomy. And
Speaker 1: now I don't want half the things inside my meat sect.
Speaker 1: Remember before when I e favorite body part, at least
Speaker 1: every body part that you want out of your body
Speaker 1: intestine and say with me, girls, small bladder, bladder, you
Speaker 1: don't need it. What's the thing that explodes? Depend on
Speaker 1: your dick? On big Brother's face, No buddy, his name
Speaker 1: is Big Bro. Big Brother is a reality show Maven
Speaker 1: Brothers from four George orwell herself. I would be so
Speaker 1: horny that if I was, because what we would be
Speaker 1: because of aids. You say, it would be dead of cocaine.
Speaker 1: Always being gay in the eighties sounds sounds very hard,
Speaker 1: and I'm being I'm sorry being real. It does sound
Speaker 1: really hard. It's hard, but you want to see, here's
Speaker 1: something harder than living through AIDS, living through the art
Speaker 1: based on it. Honey's great, proud of myself through the art. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you live through AIDS. I lived through angels, bitch, Oh
Speaker 1: my god. The inheritance both nights, honey. Oh, that's pretty good.
Speaker 1: I don't remember why that happened. It's a great joke.
Speaker 1: That's really funny. It's a really edgy jokes. It's something
Speaker 1: like family guys. It's gonna yeah, honey, it's gonna be banned.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be it's like that like that. It's a
Speaker 1: joke like that the band in your country. I'll joke
Speaker 1: like that, joke like that in your country. And got
Speaker 1: I a joke. I love your phone one that is
Speaker 1: not that. The hips are like Bruno hips going yeah
Speaker 1: like that. You would say, you cannot say in the
Speaker 1: after that, no, I'm not I didn't that's what I
Speaker 1: did my tongue that strawber I did not do that
Speaker 1: strawberry to that's appropriate. Your get up and it happen.
Speaker 1: Get in a cock cray for me. This feels good
Speaker 1: like for toddlers, you know, you get them standard watch
Speaker 1: Clue so fun. They love to stand. Okay, which one
Speaker 1: of you wants to go first? Oh god, I can go.
Speaker 1: Mine's not good. Thanks for bringing your A game to
Speaker 1: the Pope. I keep what mean you keep? Forgetting it?
Speaker 1: You veterans. I completely agree with you. But because you're complacent,
Speaker 1: you come in here and you think it's gonna be
Speaker 1: some walk in the park, and you treat this like
Speaker 1: it's not a show. You treat it like it's hang out.
Speaker 1: It's not a show with a thousand listeners. It's true.
Speaker 1: It is crazy that I'm sorry, No, you're looking away
Speaker 1: from me. Do you feel intimidated? Like this is bad joke?
Speaker 1: Like that? Like that? Like that? This is this is
Speaker 1: Aaron Jackson's I don't think this time starts now. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, Honey. When I get a pimple on
Speaker 1: my ass, what the hell? I am trying to have
Speaker 1: a beautiful ass to show the boys and girls of
Speaker 1: the country and the world, and then there's a pimple,
Speaker 1: and then it take a long time to go away
Speaker 1: because you can't The Creamson ointments are harder to use
Speaker 1: on the ass than the face. I don't think so
Speaker 1: here I am at the club, pulling down the waist
Speaker 1: fair getting ready to get fucked against urinal and then
Speaker 1: the top saying, brother, that's his dinny little as day Here,
Speaker 1: I am thirties six years old with a pimple on
Speaker 1: my ass? What's the guy got d cling ass? I
Speaker 1: care if I wash it in the shower. I love
Speaker 1: the thing. I don't want to use to that by leisure.
Speaker 1: I'm too old for this. I have my vanity. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, Honny, pull on my as. That was
Speaker 1: a beautiful, beatable hashtag. We've all been there. More of
Speaker 1: the angel come up? Say the city as you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're trying to get fund to go and the angel
Speaker 1: turns your ass down. There's this get burned down by God?
Speaker 1: You're retten all on that cheek. What I identified with
Speaker 1: about your I don't think so, honey, was when you
Speaker 1: said that the ass was harder to reach than the face.
Speaker 1: I thought that was really true and you never that
Speaker 1: was That was the That was the part that I
Speaker 1: identified with during your I don't think so? How do
Speaker 1: you can I ask something anything? Darling? I feel like
Speaker 1: we're your sisters. Thank you, sisters. I never feel like
Speaker 1: more of a fool gesture, then the clown square. Then
Speaker 1: when I'm trying to shave around my anus, I don't
Speaker 1: even do that. You get it wet. Well, I have
Speaker 1: a smooth cheeks, but there is hair in my ass crack,
Speaker 1: and there's hair in the crack, but I don't have
Speaker 1: the hair. And I've occasionally gotten a wax, yeah, I have,
Speaker 1: very rarely, but it's a pros job. I love when
Speaker 1: I get taking blade to hold. I actually should commit
Speaker 1: myself to a regular wax, because I do always love it,
Speaker 1: but I don't. I should do professionally. We'll see. I
Speaker 1: don't know that I have one necessarily. But one time
Speaker 1: during sex, the person said the hair is getting in
Speaker 1: the wet and the and then it must be killed.
Speaker 1: Turned the trajectory of my life. I've taken to the
Speaker 1: top of the building and I'm throwing them off, happy
Speaker 1: to murder them, happy to murder them. And now I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: now I have to keep it every day of the year,
Speaker 1: a smooth hole. They want the hairs pigs, very little
Speaker 1: pig hole pigs walking right away if they see. I
Speaker 1: don't think do all pigs like hair. I'm not put
Speaker 1: any We're gonna get torn apart. Thank god, I'm not there.
Speaker 1: Hannibal left the part what's that? You know? Whatever you
Speaker 1: said was perfect? I could I don't know to Hannibal
Speaker 1: in the look a Hannibal electric that someone gets eaten
Speaker 1: and live by hogs because they're nasty. I'm literally I'm
Speaker 1: literally sitting here and I'm literally thinking there was a
Speaker 1: time my hole got harrier and what happened? I don't know.
Speaker 1: You were a baby even then, since you were a
Speaker 1: baby when you came up, I don't know. I just
Speaker 1: feel like it's weird. Like lately my whole has not
Speaker 1: been Harry. Okay, it's gotten less hair. I think it knows.
Speaker 1: I think my ale learned. That's great. I'm losing hair
Speaker 1: on like my my lag. Well that's from socks and pants. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess your hands and so I think maybe it's
Speaker 1: the same you're supposed to be naked. I wear socks
Speaker 1: on my whole, so that's probably why I wear socks
Speaker 1: and pants on my whole. What do you have a
Speaker 1: distended what is it when you're when you're as probably
Speaker 1: I have a little piggy tail. Tanglow was a bubble
Speaker 1: to and fro free. I just thought it was Josh.
Speaker 1: Wasn't The soldiers are going, does your hang? What was
Speaker 1: your whole? What was your whole? Honey? I I just
Speaker 1: thought it was. That's good. Okay, this is so good, girls,
Speaker 1: this is Josh, your love and support. Okay, we're ready
Speaker 1: to do from They have a Was it tie in about?
Speaker 1: Was it tying in a nut? Was it tying? Wasn't
Speaker 1: throwing up? Was it whole? Hey? Hell? Why was it?
Speaker 1: Why this is Josh sharps. I don't think it. Time
Speaker 1: starts now. I don't think so, Honey. The water in
Speaker 1: l A. You girls are like, huh, it's a desert,
Speaker 1: but yeah, you won't shut up about going to the beach.
Speaker 1: The water is right there. Figure it out, Hollywood. You
Speaker 1: make Spider Man get nine. Guess you make Spider Man fly.
Speaker 1: You can't make water taste good? God, I've seen Wizarding World.
Speaker 1: Magic is happening a year, magic every day, And you
Speaker 1: can't make water. Y'all love to make juice. That seems harder.
Speaker 1: It's got fruit in it. Water. Water is only one
Speaker 1: thing New York can make water, and we are an
Speaker 1: island of this. Honey. I need water bad. But there
Speaker 1: isn't any in this town that don't let me try
Speaker 1: some that tastes so bad, so bad, it tastes like
Speaker 1: a fucking little, fucking little pickpocket feet the whole harry
Speaker 1: little pickpocket, dirty hole day. I ain't no pigs. Get it.
Speaker 1: Get ahold of yourself, get ahold of your water, Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: And that's one minute, Wow, a thing to the whole town.
Speaker 1: I think they hear you alluding. I honestly have to say,
Speaker 1: go off because that was amazing, because you know, it's
Speaker 1: really important to talk about what it is. Water World
Speaker 1: we all need. It's a world of waterfied way. What
Speaker 1: I identified with when during your I don't think the
Speaker 1: money was when you said, um that you've seen Wizarding World,
Speaker 1: because really true. If they can do World, they can
Speaker 1: figure out. I felt like I identified with you. And
Speaker 1: isn't the water World show also at Universal playing the
Speaker 1: water there? And that is a gaggy show. Everyone stopping.
Speaker 1: Go to Universal, get your ass to that show. We
Speaker 1: should go tonight. I would go, are we going out?
Speaker 1: You know we pushed our flights a week to hang out.
Speaker 1: We should go to Universal. You guys, have I've never been,
Speaker 1: You've never been. I've never been a Universal. No, we're going.
Speaker 1: We'll go and we will see the water World show.
Speaker 1: I'm not telling you girls, I really do want to
Speaker 1: go to Universal, want to like the Prince of Universal.
Speaker 1: They know me, I'm sure they do, but that the
Speaker 1: Duke of CityWalk sits before us. Do the minions come
Speaker 1: out with Yeah, they go Betana, and I'm like, shut up,
Speaker 1: I'm not here for you. And I say, hey, little
Speaker 1: fag hey, little fag hey, sweetle fags, get your overalls.
Speaker 1: But no, no, no, no no, I take it by it.
Speaker 1: I take it by the scruff's neck. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I bet you showing up to City Walk and the
Speaker 1: Minion's coming out as like angels showing up to so
Speaker 1: it's like iverson and everyone recognized me. And then the
Speaker 1: minions I sort of like a joke, like that joke
Speaker 1: like that is eating it. There's nine thousand tails and
Speaker 1: the snake is eating all of our guests. It was
Speaker 1: so good to have you. Thank you, thank you. As
Speaker 1: will always be in with a song. Yeah, we're still
Speaker 1: in with a song. Question Mark as always be in
Speaker 1: with a song. Great, you don't talk. Maga mixed of
Speaker 1: the episode. We don't talk about bru, get out, hoppy
Speaker 1: to get up, and theke it't happen, and the free