Speaker 1: Second date. If you want to guarantee that your first
Speaker 1: date goes well, you have to throw a little wrinkle
Speaker 1: in it. That's why I never iron my shirts achieved.
Speaker 1: But if you want more than one big wrinkle, you
Speaker 1: take a backpack on your date and you hide a
Speaker 1: surprise in it, which is what one of our listeners
Speaker 1: did recently. His name is Andrew. Andrew, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Please tell me you're at least going on
Speaker 1: a hike, Can'trew? Well, hold on, well, we'll get to
Speaker 1: the details of the day in your backpack of excitement
Speaker 1: in just a second. But first, tell us about the
Speaker 1: girl that you want us to call today. What's her name?
Speaker 1: I want to reach out to Chloe? Okay, surprises can
Speaker 1: be interesting on a first date. However, back surprises to
Speaker 1: be really scary. How well did you know Chloe before
Speaker 1: your guys' first date? It was the first time we met.
Speaker 1: We met online. Okay, so not not really at all. Ye,
Speaker 1: but it could be nice to bring a little surprise
Speaker 1: to the date just to spice things up. No surprises
Speaker 1: when you don't know people you don't know if they
Speaker 1: like surprises. Some people hate surprises. If a guy surprised
Speaker 1: you with flowers. Nobody puts flowers in backpacks, Jeff, and
Speaker 1: some people also don't like flowers some girls. All right,
Speaker 1: we could argue about this forever, but let's get back
Speaker 1: to Andrew. Tell us where did you guys go on
Speaker 1: your date? So we went to a bargo grab some drinks.
Speaker 1: And yes I did come prepared with my backpack, but
Speaker 1: I had a reason to do so, okay, okay. So
Speaker 1: on Chloe's dating profile, I noticed she was really into
Speaker 1: board games. Please let it be something fun. She was
Speaker 1: into board games. I'm into board games. I decided to
Speaker 1: bring scrabble to our date. No, no offense. That sounds
Speaker 1: like the dumbest thing ever, but because you two are
Speaker 1: both into it, that's the cutest thing ever. Scrabble specifically,
Speaker 1: I dated a guy and that was the thing. Like,
Speaker 1: we played scrabble at bars. That makes sense for you,
Speaker 1: Brook though, Yeah, everybody, So when you pulled out the
Speaker 1: scrabble from your bag, what was the look on her face?
Speaker 1: I mean she was a little surprised. I took that
Speaker 1: as excitement though, I mean, she's in the board game,
Speaker 1: so why not, right? And I will say I was
Speaker 1: hating on your surprise idea. In the beginning, I'm turning
Speaker 1: the corner changing my mind, and I think it's really
Speaker 1: good to have an activity on the date, so like,
Speaker 1: it's not just your I literally at the start said
Speaker 1: you need to wrinkle in the date and you looked
Speaker 1: at me like I was crazy. You're talking about iron
Speaker 1: your shirt and you're saying it's a metaphor. Brook metaphor
Speaker 1: would get you a lot of points in the game
Speaker 1: of scrabble. About date night Scrabble? How'd that go? It
Speaker 1: went great? I mean everyone else that was there looked
Speaker 1: like they were jealous that they didn't get to play. Damn,
Speaker 1: I wish I could get in on that scrabble game.
Speaker 1: She worked the exs. Is that what it was like? Well,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why they were jealous, because we decided
Speaker 1: to spice it up a bit and we played only
Speaker 1: naughty word. Okay, that's funny word. That's a great idea. Actually,
Speaker 1: what naughty word did you play? Well? I mean X
Speaker 1: is always big points, right right, that's not even creative. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I mean I'm playing to win. I'm not trying to
Speaker 1: be creative. Oh okay, okay, exasperating Chloe. I mean she
Speaker 1: knew what she was doing. She did some words that
Speaker 1: I had to look up afterwards. Was good. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: a really fun twist on scrabble, really fun. So aside
Speaker 1: from playing scrabble, were you guys able to connect? Yeah?
Speaker 1: We have a great time, a lot of laugh I
Speaker 1: mean there there never seemed to be any awkward pauses,
Speaker 1: And I mean I just felt in my element with her.
Speaker 1: Was there was there at any point, like any of
Speaker 1: the naughty words, like we was uncomfortable? Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: uncomfortable in the sense that I didn't know some of
Speaker 1: the ones she was playing and just it. But you
Speaker 1: you admitted that, right, like, and it was a joke. No,
Speaker 1: I just went along with whatever. So after you guys
Speaker 1: finished playing scrabble and having your drinks, did the night
Speaker 1: end there? No? We actually went back to my place
Speaker 1: after okay, Yeah, yeah, it was great. We made out
Speaker 1: for a little while and I was actually hoping she
Speaker 1: would spend the night, so I put a movie on
Speaker 1: to keep her around for a while, right, Okay, he
Speaker 1: just picked the longest one he could find. You. Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: that's been a good idea. But I did my research
Speaker 1: again on her, on her profile, just learning more about her.
Speaker 1: She's into old Disney movie. So I put on an
Speaker 1: old Disney movie. And when we see the Goofy movie,
Speaker 1: Oh that's such a good movie. I mean, it's a
Speaker 1: good movie for six year olds. I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's the hottest date night movie. Oh there's so many jams. Yeah, totally.
Speaker 1: I can't. I don't know. I can't see myself macin
Speaker 1: on a girl while here, like, well background, what was
Speaker 1: her reaction to the Goofy movie? Was she into it?
Speaker 1: I thought so, But ten minutes into it she decided
Speaker 1: that she had to go a kind of a mood killer. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean we were singing to the first song in
Speaker 1: the movie and then she hadn't head out and I
Speaker 1: haven't heard from her sins. Oh she was enjoying. Is
Speaker 1: there any way she could have been like creeped out
Speaker 1: that you did too much research on her bio? I
Speaker 1: hope not. I thought research was a good thing. I agree,
Speaker 1: and that's why she would put it on her bio.
Speaker 1: It's not like you're going deeper. But yeah, all right, Angie,
Speaker 1: Well here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna play a song. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: not one from the Goofy Movie. I know that's probably
Speaker 1: what you wanted, but we have to work with what
Speaker 1: we have here. We're gonna play it, we'll come back,
Speaker 1: we'll call Chloe for you, and then we'll try and
Speaker 1: get you a second date up date. Okay, that sounds great.
Speaker 1: Him a JanSport backpack, the board game Scrabble Limited Edition,
Speaker 1: and a VHS copy of The Goofy Movie. You might
Speaker 1: think I'm describing a second grade sleepover party, but no,
Speaker 1: I'm describing the first date of one of our adult
Speaker 1: listeners named Andrew. He said things seem to be going
Speaker 1: pretty well during his night with Chloe, and even got
Speaker 1: her to go back to his place to watch that movie.
Speaker 1: But just ten minutes in, before they could even get
Speaker 1: to his favorite song, stand Out, Andrew's dates stood up
Speaker 1: and said she's got to go, and ever since then,
Speaker 1: apparently Chloe has been completely m Ia. And Andrew wants
Speaker 1: to note the reason why. Yeah, Dad, I thought I
Speaker 1: really connected with her. Hearing the recap, as Jeffrey said,
Speaker 1: it is or anything you would have done differently during
Speaker 1: the Uh No, it sounds like an awesome date. Okay,
Speaker 1: I like that into your gun? Yes, all right, I
Speaker 1: mean We're ready to try and call Chloe here. Hopefully
Speaker 1: we can get her on the line. Yeah. If she's
Speaker 1: not answering you, I'm not guaranteeing that she'll pick up
Speaker 1: for us, but we're gonna do our best here, Okay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I appreciate you try. And he's the first one I've
Speaker 1: ever really connected with and had feelings for, you know,
Speaker 1: just starting out, so I appreciate it. That's actually really cute. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I really want to get him a second dates feelings
Speaker 1: for someone like usually people are like, oh, you know,
Speaker 1: maybe it'll work out. I care. Okay, Well, maybe we
Speaker 1: can find out and make Brooks dreams come true today,
Speaker 1: I swear. I mean I usually like it when it is,
Speaker 1: but this time it's not. Okay. Well, Brooks probably gonna
Speaker 1: be in tears during this call at some point for
Speaker 1: one reason or another. Let's just call Chloe for you
Speaker 1: and try and get your second date. Update. Here we go. Hello,
Speaker 1: Hi is this Chloe? Yeah? Who is this? Hi Chloe?
Speaker 1: My name is Jeff work on a morning radio show
Speaker 1: called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Um, Hi hi, Hi, Hi, Hi,
Speaker 1: Hi Hi Hi Chloe. We're glad you answered. Yeah, can
Speaker 1: I ask why you're calling. Well, if the reason we're
Speaker 1: calling is because we do a segment on our show
Speaker 1: called a second Date Update. That's where if you go
Speaker 1: out with somebody and afterwards, if they're not calling you back,
Speaker 1: you can email us and we'll reach out to that
Speaker 1: person for you to help you figure out the reason why. Okay,
Speaker 1: right now, the guy that's wanting to reach out to you,
Speaker 1: his name's Andrew. Yes, Andrew, Okay. Andrew told us about
Speaker 1: your date together, and it seemed like, actually it was
Speaker 1: pretty fun. I think everybody in this room agrees that
Speaker 1: it would be a good time. We would all be
Speaker 1: down for the state. I would be for it part Yeah, okay, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot of interesting elements in it. There was a bar,
Speaker 1: There was a naughty game of scrabble. He told us
Speaker 1: about the Goofy movie. Yeah, listen, sounds like you know
Speaker 1: the rest of what happened. So that's all that I
Speaker 1: know what happened. Yeah, was there like a big red
Speaker 1: flag or a big moment or something when he um
Speaker 1: before he put on the movie. He went to his
Speaker 1: kitchen to get us more drinks, and I saw his
Speaker 1: phone just like sitting next to me on the couch,
Speaker 1: and I was like, you know, like this is a
Speaker 1: new guy. Let me just see if I can open
Speaker 1: his phone and like sign some stuff about him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you went into his phone. You do this a lot?
Speaker 1: Do I do it a lot? No? But I mean
Speaker 1: in this situation, it felt like I had a reason
Speaker 1: to Okay, opportunity came knocking right there. So what did
Speaker 1: you see or something? Did you see something like that?
Speaker 1: So like this is also gonna it was weird, but
Speaker 1: like the problem for me was that there was nothing,
Speaker 1: like nothing on his phone, Like if you opened this
Speaker 1: phone and you were like, oh, I wonder who's phone
Speaker 1: that I found? And I opened it and I was
Speaker 1: looking for something like fun nothing like factory settings, like nothing,
Speaker 1: Yeah he just bought the phone or you just mean
Speaker 1: he's like a boring phone, Like, yeah, I'm not understanding
Speaker 1: what the problem is. Well, it's just like one of
Speaker 1: the first app high on the front of his page
Speaker 1: was the New York Times crossword puzzle app, which like
Speaker 1: do your thing, you know, but like, whoa, that's kind
Speaker 1: of boring. Okay, what what would you prefer? Like do
Speaker 1: you want him to have? I don't know, like anything
Speaker 1: besides just a crossword puzzle, a picture of your dog,
Speaker 1: and like I thought, he said that he met you
Speaker 1: on a dating app though, so he did meet me
Speaker 1: on a dating app, and actually that was like the
Speaker 1: next next place I went. I went to open the
Speaker 1: dating app just to you know, like see what the
Speaker 1: competition was on there, and he was literally not talking
Speaker 1: to like anybody but me. That's it again. I don't
Speaker 1: see the issue I do, because he's not he's boring,
Speaker 1: he's not desirable. If not, other people are trying to
Speaker 1: hit on him. He just seems very but it's square.
Speaker 1: Nobody seems really healthy. Is it healthy or is it stockery?
Speaker 1: If I'm the only one that you are, like, so
Speaker 1: you would have liked it better, if you would have
Speaker 1: liked it better, if you would have opened his phone.
Speaker 1: There's like a gallery of like boob picks in one
Speaker 1: area Tinder, right up on the front, and like he
Speaker 1: was gaslighting eight other women. I mean, honestly, you know
Speaker 1: what that does sound kind of sexy to me, Like
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I wanted, how are you just Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's I know the game, Yeah he's not playing. Okay,
Speaker 1: So how's this for boring? Chloe? I need to let
Speaker 1: you know. Andrew's been on the other line secretly listening in,
Speaker 1: and now he wants to jump in say something to you.
Speaker 1: Isn't that right, Andrew? Chloe? Oh, take that well, I'm
Speaker 1: a little taken back right now. Are you mad? Are
Speaker 1: you mad that she looked through your phone? Of course
Speaker 1: I'm mad. That's very invasive. I don't understand, and Chloe,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm not fun. Look at the games we played
Speaker 1: the words. I would be embarrassed to tell my friends
Speaker 1: my parents, Like, I can't believe you would think I'm
Speaker 1: not fun when we played that he spelled the word.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's a lot of points. But whatever, He's
Speaker 1: not wrong. He is not wrong, Chloe. I did everything
Speaker 1: that you were looking for. And yes, I was only
Speaker 1: talking to you because you're the only one that seems
Speaker 1: interested or interesting to me. You know, there is going
Speaker 1: the second one. Andrew, hold that one tight. You're confident
Speaker 1: you're wanting and you show her exactly. Yeah. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't even know what to say, honestly. I I mean, Chloe,
Speaker 1: it sounds like you have a type, right, Like your
Speaker 1: type is disaster, well, like a guy with a little
Speaker 1: bit more edge. I don't know something to like spice
Speaker 1: them up. Yeah, but what about Goofy movie doesn't say
Speaker 1: edge to you. He's a single dad trying to raise
Speaker 1: a son by himself Disney character. It's obviously not working
Speaker 1: for you. You're single, like the edgy dudes haven't been
Speaker 1: working out. Give the nice guy a try, and he's
Speaker 1: edgy enough to call into a radio show to reach
Speaker 1: out to you for ask for help. And that's why
Speaker 1: right now, I'd like to offer to send you guys
Speaker 1: out on a second date and we'll pay for it
Speaker 1: if Andrew will even let me. Oh yeah, I'm a
Speaker 1: feeling he's gonna not even want that busy schedule. What
Speaker 1: do you think, Chloe, Well, hold on, I mean, I
Speaker 1: really don't appreciate you saying I don't have any edge
Speaker 1: or I'm not a good look, because I don't know
Speaker 1: if you solve it. I have the Human Animal Translator
Speaker 1: app on there. That's an app And first of all,
Speaker 1: have any of you used it? No, can't say I have,
Speaker 1: So let me tell you what it's about before you judge. Okay, sure,
Speaker 1: I can have a conversation with my dog. I can.
Speaker 1: I can say something into the app and then it
Speaker 1: will go ahead and translate what I'm saying to my
Speaker 1: dog so I can tell my dog jokes. All right,
Speaker 1: So you prefer that over messaging more woman, I really
Speaker 1: wish I wouldn't have given you space to talk. So
Speaker 1: I guess maybe Chloe kind of delete the last twenty
Speaker 1: seconds of your life. And I'm gonna ask you again,
Speaker 1: would you like to go out with Andrew one more time?
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it. The answer before was most likely
Speaker 1: leaning towards no, and um after that, it's going to
Speaker 1: be a no for me. Andrew investments in there. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry Chloe that I'm not as fun or edgy for you,
Speaker 1: but you know what, you're being a real B word
Speaker 1: and that's the word I want on it. Oh how
Speaker 1: many points did you get for that word? I'm sorry, Andrew?
Speaker 1: I mean the points have ended. There is no future
Speaker 1: with us, and I really hope you can find something
Speaker 1: fun for yourself to do besides talk to your dog. Well, Rough,
Speaker 1: I always shouldn't have said it that way. Rough, that's right, Chloe,
Speaker 1: I'll find my true Rocksand who really stands out? Is
Speaker 1: that your dog's name? Yeah? That's right? Yeah, Broke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning,