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Speaker 2: Incredibly intelligent, highly elusive US faces a new threat from

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Speaker 1: This is incredible because I also have a pig story

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Speaker 1: We're going to bring home the bacon on this brand

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Speaker 1: spank a new episode of Bananas.

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Speaker 2: Do World?

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Speaker 1: Would you.

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Speaker 3: Lisillion pieces? Would you?

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Speaker 2: Guys, guys, non binary pals, Welcome to Bananas. Sitting across

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Speaker 2: from me is the number one screenwriter in the United

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Speaker 2: States and my best friend Scotti Landis.

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Speaker 1: That is far too much, And across from me the

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Speaker 1: Big Banana, the one and only. You could see him

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Speaker 1: live as a stand up comedian or on the Bananas

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Speaker 1: Podcast in Portland in April April fifteenth. Come check us out.

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Speaker 1: That is the one and only Kurt Brown Owler Scotti.

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Speaker 2: I just felt my elbow because I sat down on

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Speaker 1: So I was just like sitting my wife too.

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Speaker 2: is Boulevard Elementary. That's April first at the Allegiant Theater.

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Speaker 2: And Christella Alonzo's on that show Love Her, Chris Estrada

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Speaker 1: I already bought two tickets. Oh hell yeah, there you go.

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Speaker 1: get into our guest. Curtay National Geographic Magazine named our

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Speaker 1: Paramount Plus and fun Fact Kurti b She used to

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Speaker 1: be a professional chef. Most importantly, she invites me to

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Speaker 1: Yamkapor every year when sometimes I go the great Ed

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Speaker 1: and Dranger, Hey Ed and what's up hell?

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Speaker 3: That is such a lovely introduction.

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Speaker 4: I love to be known as the person who invites

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Speaker 4: people to Yaki poor dinner. We break the fast, But yes,

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Speaker 4: I love to break the fast because you get to

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Speaker 3: So yeah, so that's why I invite Scotti for that.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, well, welcome to Bananas. You're one of the

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Speaker 1: very few guests we've had on that true listens to

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Speaker 1: I read your book, sir.

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Speaker 2: Sean on Instagram. This is from The Guardian by Adam

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Speaker 2: The pigs have the potential to create quote a novel

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Speaker 2: So anyway, they're out there, they're burrowing in the snow,

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Speaker 1: Super pigs, folks, We're gonna stop these pigs.

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Speaker 3: What happened to babe?

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Speaker 1: Like why can't happen?

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Speaker 3: Why can't they all be pigs?

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Speaker 1: Let's see, I'll do my pig story too. I'm so

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Speaker 1: Ezekiel Ezekiel, the Warez pancake eating pig caught stealing a

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Speaker 1: kilo of tortillas and finds a new home. Yes, that

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Speaker 2: The delight is in the details.

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Speaker 1: It really is. This was written by her Riberto Perez

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Speaker 1: for kV I seven ABC. They're good. They're in Warez, Chihuahua.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you serious, this is ware Is Chihuahua. Mexico.

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Speaker 2: Ezekiel Mastor and Labis.

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Speaker 1: And the biz. We'll just say in Elbiz. I'll have

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Speaker 1: We got a pancake. These super pigs to eat a pancake, yes,

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Speaker 2: And the poor guy. You know, he thought they were pancakes.

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Speaker 2: He's addicted to pancakes and I can't find andy, so

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Speaker 1: Neither, you know, I was sent in by Michelle. Thank

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Speaker 2: But there was a moment where he was like, oh man,

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Speaker 1: would get fatter and fatter as they were steel salsa

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Speaker 1: from Chee Cheese. And then Chee Cheese was like, you

439
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:05,840
Speaker 1: don't have to do this anymore. We sell it in jars.

440
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:12,440
Speaker 1: So it was like my eleventh bird twelfth birthday and

441
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:14,639
Speaker 1: we go to che Chee's and the big thing is

442
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:16,879
Speaker 1: they sing to you and then they give you fried

443
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:21,080
Speaker 1: ice cream, which is delicious, and so I go to

444
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,840
Speaker 1: the bathroom to go to the bathroom. And at the

445
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:29,080
Speaker 1: time that summer, the big song was Living on the

446
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:33,399
Speaker 1: Edge by Aerosmith, and it was my favorite song. This

447
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:35,480
Speaker 1: was also when you didn't have, you know, Spotify or

448
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:37,879
Speaker 1: whatever YouTube, so you couldn't just hear songs. So I

449
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:40,280
Speaker 1: go in there and that song starts, and so I

450
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:43,560
Speaker 1: stood in the bathroom and listened to the entire song.

451
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 1: That song is almost seven minutes long. So at some point,

452
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:57,000
Speaker 1: and looking back, also eleven ten eleven, so I'm just

453
00:24:57,040 --> 00:25:01,040
Speaker 1: standing in a restaurant bathroom just jamming out my favorite song,

454
00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:03,880
Speaker 1: wanting to hear it from start to finish. It's got

455
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:07,120
Speaker 1: a very clear, a very obvious opening that you would

456
00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:10,639
Speaker 1: recognize right away. And if looking back, I realized that

457
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,280
Speaker 1: all my friends that I took to that were just

458
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:15,760
Speaker 1: sitting with my parents in a Mexican restaurant, just having

459
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,119
Speaker 1: to make small talk with two grown people they barely know.

460
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:22,960
Speaker 1: At some point, my dad just comes in like worried,

461
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,199
Speaker 1: and he's like, what are you doing in here? And

462
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:28,080
Speaker 1: I'm listening to Aerosmith by myself and I was like,

463
00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:30,200
Speaker 1: oh nothing, I'm just coming out. He's like, we thought

464
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:33,520
Speaker 1: you fell in and I'm like no, And then I

465
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:35,159
Speaker 1: get back to the table and all my friends just

466
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,200
Speaker 1: tease me for the rest of the time, thinking I'm

467
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:40,880
Speaker 1: like in there just destroying the chee cheese bathroom when

468
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:44,720
Speaker 1: really I'm just standing there like by myself, just dancing Aerosmith.

469
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Speaker 3: Dude, Well, I haven't when I go out.

470
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Speaker 5: I have performance anxiety when it comes to going to

471
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:58,160
Speaker 5: the bathroom, Like I feel like I can't go when

472
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:02,119
Speaker 5: there's other people there. It's in the bathroom, in the bathroom,

473
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,159
Speaker 5: like I need, I need no one to hear me.

474
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:05,440
Speaker 3: I'm like embarrassed.

475
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:08,640
Speaker 5: It just like won't come out, Like I can't pee

476
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:12,440
Speaker 5: unless everybody leaves me alone. So but I'm always really

477
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:15,280
Speaker 5: self conscious that I take a long time, so I

478
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:19,480
Speaker 5: basically just barely pee you out, I just have I

479
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:22,160
Speaker 5: only pee at home because I'm so self conscious about

480
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,480
Speaker 5: people thinking I've been gone for so long. But it

481
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:28,080
Speaker 5: me just really like thinking, please everybody leave the bathroom so.

482
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:29,159
Speaker 3: I can pe and peace.

483
00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:33,840
Speaker 1: They should play Aerosmith loudly in every public bathroom as

484
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:37,040
Speaker 1: loud as I can, a band that nobody actually likes,

485
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:40,400
Speaker 1: and then it just lets you all relax and make

486
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,400
Speaker 1: the noises you need to make in this world.

487
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:43,520
Speaker 3: And in Japan they.

488
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:45,879
Speaker 5: Have this thing where you can turn on music when

489
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:48,280
Speaker 5: you're in the bathroom, so it drones out the piece

490
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:52,880
Speaker 5: that's sound or whatever, so sure.

491
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Speaker 2: We go to this one restaurant on Friday nights, and

492
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Speaker 2: uh and my son and who's three, always like, right

493
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:04,920
Speaker 2: when he starts eating, he's like, I gotta use a bathroom.

494
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,160
Speaker 2: And it's literally just an excuse to get up from

495
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:09,119
Speaker 2: the table and walk to the bathroom. So I'm like,

496
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:11,399
Speaker 2: all right, and I always go with him, and so

497
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:13,200
Speaker 2: we make the whole long walk to the bathroom. We

498
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:15,639
Speaker 2: get in there, he goes to the bathroom, there's like

499
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 2: no pea whatsoever.

500
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 1: It's literally just an excuse. And then I usually have

501
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:19,080
Speaker 1: to go.

502
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:21,679
Speaker 2: So then I sit down and then he just walks

503
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 2: to the other side of the bathroom, which is pretty

504
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:27,119
Speaker 2: far away from where the toilet is, turns the lights

505
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:28,439
Speaker 2: off and then just leaves.

506
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Speaker 3: Mmate.

507
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:36,560
Speaker 1: It's like it was like so because he used to just.

508
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:38,719
Speaker 2: Turn the lights off and I'd be like, gus, come on,

509
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:40,840
Speaker 2: turn them back on, and he'd turn them on. He'd

510
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:42,679
Speaker 2: turn him on, look at me and then smile and

511
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:45,080
Speaker 2: then turn them off again. But now his new thing

512
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:47,159
Speaker 2: is like turn it, shutting them off and opening the

513
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:50,439
Speaker 2: door and walking down and he's and he's three, and

514
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:55,199
Speaker 2: it's like the bathroom door is right near the kitchen entrance,

515
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 2: so he could easily just like walk right into the

516
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 2: kitchen people are coming out with food. He's very little,

517
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:04,000
Speaker 2: so I have to like with my pants around my ankles,

518
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:07,240
Speaker 2: like run over in the dark, in pitch darkness, and

519
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 2: like open the door and grab him, but without anyone

520
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 2: seeing me.

521
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:14,480
Speaker 1: You know, It's like it is rarely. Really, I'm his father.

522
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:15,320
Speaker 1: I'm his father.

523
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 3: Crazy too, like when we.

524
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:21,680
Speaker 5: Were when I was little and I have to call

525
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 5: someone on the phone, I have to make small talk

526
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 5: with their parents until.

527
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:27,959
Speaker 3: That they came, yes, hey, can I speak to Jenny.

528
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:31,439
Speaker 5: They're like yeah, hold on, and like, oh, hi missus.

529
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 5: You know Albertson, how are you? Like, how's the weather?

530
00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:36,080
Speaker 5: How's yours?

531
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:39,240
Speaker 1: To open in grocery stores all around California, Florida and

532
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 1: parts of Texas.

533
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 5: It's so weird magging small talk with your friend's parents

534
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:47,400
Speaker 5: while you're waiting for like your friend to come downstairs.

535
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:48,520
Speaker 3: It was so embarrassed.

536
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:52,240
Speaker 1: There was always one kid growing up that would somehow

537
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:54,360
Speaker 1: find his way to the parents and then you'd be like,

538
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:56,960
Speaker 1: where's Tommy And they'd be sitting in your living room

539
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,960
Speaker 1: talking to my parents, or you'd be like, where's Mike,

540
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:01,880
Speaker 1: or where you where's Kristin? You're like Kristen's upstairs talking

541
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 1: to your parents and they're always your parents' favorite one. Yeah,

542
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 1: I remember it so when I watched that movie eighth grade,

543
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:10,640
Speaker 1: that Little Girl, and it reminded me so many friends

544
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 1: I had growing up that they would like just go

545
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:14,240
Speaker 1: talk to the parents instead of like hanging out the

546
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 1: party downstairs.

547
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 2: What happens just like having a tab and a cigarette

548
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 2: with the mom.

549
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, Virginia Slim, Yes, exactly.

550
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,720
Speaker 2: Well I'll tell you, I'll tell you. Jan I'm exhausted,

551
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 2: so I'm happy I could spend this time with you.

552
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 2: All Right, bye bye, I'm gonna go back up and play.

553
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:35,240
Speaker 1: We're gonna go play Wuji bor downstairs with your son

554
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 1: and all his friends, the people having the birthday in

555
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:40,200
Speaker 1: the basement. Scotty's still in the bathroom listening to dream

556
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:48,240
Speaker 1: On by Aerosmith. He's he's ten. He listens to Sarah Smith.

557
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:50,080
Speaker 1: He's ten years old. He sucks.

558
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 2: Inside bizarre micro nation in desert with its own dictator

559
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:57,200
Speaker 2: and strict Walrus band.

560
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 1: Wow, so much to get into. Come on back to

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00:30:03,680 --> 00:31:00,520
Speaker 1: Bananas podcast.

562
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 2: Folks, We are back. Scotty got any.

563
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:39,760
Speaker 1: Shadows I do, I'm going to do four or five,

564
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 1: and that I'm getting so many at this point, bananamals.

565
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 1: We love the shout out to be patient. I can't

566
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:46,880
Speaker 1: get to them all. It's only a fifty minute podcast.

567
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 1: Jay Bergen sixteen wants to shout out Lianne and her

568
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:52,520
Speaker 1: babe Tim, which I think means like her boyfriend or partner,

569
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:55,000
Speaker 1: her husband or something. Uh, they are getting hitched. Oh,

570
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:57,160
Speaker 1: there we go. They're getting hitched in April and they

571
00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 1: sent us an invite Kurtie b so who knows if

572
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 1: it's in Portland on the fifteenth, we'll squeeze it in.

573
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 1: They also have a dog named Papaya, which is a

574
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:11,560
Speaker 1: great name for a dog. Marissa wants to shout out

575
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:15,000
Speaker 1: her husband Matt for one year of sobriety on March sixteenth.

576
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 1: It's a huge, big deal. Matt. Congratulations, it's the right

577
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 1: thing to do. You're saving yourself. It's a beautiful thing.

578
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 1: Those are my words. You're Marissa did not say that.

579
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 1: Alex wants to shout out her little sister Rachel, who

580
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:32,120
Speaker 1: does two hour long drives to assist with brain surgeries.

581
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:35,360
Speaker 1: Oh wow, and she listens to bananas she just sticks.

582
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 1: Does this helping? Does this help?

583
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 4: Does?

584
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 1: Could you please stop? Would you not come anymore? Yeah? Please?

585
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 5: Rachel not come in today or ever?

586
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:51,480
Speaker 1: What's she doing? She's listening to bananas and staring at you.

587
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 1: She also Rachel has a little side hustle called Rachel

588
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 1: draws people Poorly, which is at Rachel draws people poorly,

589
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 1: where you could get yourself drawn terribly. Maybe we should

590
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:06,560
Speaker 1: get a Kurt. I would love it. I I just

591
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 1: can't draw. I just can't draw Annesley or Ainsley. Let's

592
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:18,640
Speaker 1: go Ainsley. Lockridge wants to shout out the Peaches, which

593
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 1: I think are a couple whose last names are Peachees,

594
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 1: which is incredible for giving forth to a baby bananimal.

595
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 1: I think it's their first child. The Peaches are the

596
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 1: best in the biz apparently.

597
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 2: Yay Peache's also the name of a Pacific Northwest band

598
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:39,400
Speaker 2: from the nineties. I believe Kill rock Stars, and they

599
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:42,240
Speaker 2: were awesome as well, So shout out to them as well.

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00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 1: Shout out to the Peaches and Kill rock Star. Kill

601
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:48,600
Speaker 1: Rockstars sponsored kurtz jet Ski going down the Mississippi, and

602
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 1: last but not least, we got this message that wants

603
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 1: to stay anonymous, but I do think the Banannimals are

604
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:56,920
Speaker 1: going to be into it. Hello, friends, I work in

605
00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:01,360
Speaker 1: advertising and we just launched a project for Clue, Yes,

606
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:04,479
Speaker 1: the board game Clue, that basically turns it into a

607
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 1: four week long mystery that plays out on Instagram. There

608
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 1: are interrogation videos, there's physical evidence, basically all the things

609
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 1: true crime fans love to dive into. And the storyline

610
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:21,720
Speaker 1: was written by the anonymous Bananamal who sent this in.

611
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:26,400
Speaker 1: So congratulations. That's an awesome gig. If there's anybody out

612
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:31,400
Speaker 1: there a Bananamal, Murderino, a murder Banana, a murder Banana reno,

613
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:34,120
Speaker 1: whatever you want to call yourselves, you can go to

614
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 1: at Official Clue on Instagram and play along. That's at

615
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 1: Official Clue and play along. And that's all we got.

616
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 1: Keep sending it into the Bananas podcast on Instagram where

617
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:49,960
Speaker 1: we interact with you when we have lovely chats, and

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00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:53,080
Speaker 1: keep sending your stories. Thank you to the Bananamals, Thank you,

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00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 1: and we are back with our fantastic guest, Eden Dranger. Folks.

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00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 5: I'm also thrilled you pronounced my name right because it's

621
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 5: a beautiful name. I also, could I just say, I've

622
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,080
Speaker 5: become like a missionary for Bananas.

623
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,440
Speaker 3: Like I will go out on dates and they're like,

624
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:15,640
Speaker 3: what's your favorite podcast? And I'm like, Bananas.

625
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 1: Bananas with Kurtin, Scottie Banana Boy Number two and Kurtie.

626
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 3: Bib the best in the biz. You've never heard of them?

627
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 1: What?

628
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 5: And they think I'm a psychopath and they don't, but

629
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:29,880
Speaker 5: but they're just like, I've never heard of it, and

630
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 5: I and I just I really I push it onto

631
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 5: I foist it onto people, and I'm like, you gotta

632
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:36,040
Speaker 5: listen to it.

633
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:39,440
Speaker 3: It's better than you know, this American.

634
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:43,080
Speaker 1: Life, all others, all other podcasts.

635
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 3: Wait, this American.

636
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 5: Life is great, but like at this point, they've been

637
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:48,759
Speaker 5: on since like nineteen ninety five.

638
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:51,439
Speaker 3: I was like a kid. I was like in middle

639
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:53,240
Speaker 3: school when it came out. That's crazy.

640
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:54,800
Speaker 1: I's so insane.

641
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:58,320
Speaker 5: I'm like they're they're just replaying stuff at this point,

642
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:01,120
Speaker 5: like they can't keep it from up a stories. So

643
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:03,040
Speaker 5: I'm like, you know, if Bananas is going to take

644
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:06,759
Speaker 5: their spot? So I've become a missionary and I tell

645
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 5: everybody about it.

646
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:12,160
Speaker 1: Edin and I went on a friend date of sorts

647
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 1: not long ago, and it was my first time going

648
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,839
Speaker 1: to an axe throwing Yeah, oh yeah.

649
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 2: Was that one in like North Hollywood or above North Hollywood?

650
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 1: It was Hollywood in Hollywood. Yeah, okay, how would you

651
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 1: describe that experience? Head? And did you have a lovely time?

652
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:27,879
Speaker 3: It was?

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00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 5: I'm really this is why I'm glad, I because Scotty

654
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,520
Speaker 5: is like my yes, n'am, Like there's like a weird

655
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 5: thing I want to do. Scotty'll do it, like and

656
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 5: my other friends like I don't want to do that.

657
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:39,920
Speaker 5: Scotty will do it. And I've always wanted to try it.

658
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 5: So it's strange because it's in a strip mall. It

659
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:50,080
Speaker 5: was I serve alcohol beer beer, yeah, and there was

660
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:53,280
Speaker 5: we were like playing around with it and I'm terrible.

661
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:56,279
Speaker 3: Scotty got better. Scotty was like okay at first and

662
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,560
Speaker 3: then got like pretty good by the end. I was

663
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:01,239
Speaker 3: like terrible to like bad.

664
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:05,880
Speaker 2: It's surprisingly hard. Yes, it's weirdly hard.

665
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,719
Speaker 5: But we were there with like I think, like a

666
00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 5: first date with these people. That one of them was

667
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 5: the stuntman for Spider Man, and he was.

668
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 3: So fucking good at it.

669
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:20,319
Speaker 1: He was amazing, Like we were just like watching him

670
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:24,480
Speaker 1: the whole time. He was really kind of dramatic though,

671
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 1: Like it was definitely an early date and the woman

672
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:30,279
Speaker 1: on the date was talking to Edit and was like, yeah,

673
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 1: he's a stunt man because he was like nailing it

674
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:32,840
Speaker 1: from every direction.

675
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:33,319
Speaker 3: Yeah.

676
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,040
Speaker 1: The best thing that they did, well, there were two

677
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:38,760
Speaker 1: funny things. One besides that guy, because they were directly

678
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 1: next to us and he was hitting everything. They give

679
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 1: you circular saw blades, which you almost can't miss with

680
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:46,400
Speaker 1: because it's like a blade in three hundred and sixty degrees,

681
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 1: So you just wing that thing as hard as you

682
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 1: can and it sticks in there. Awesome, awesome, easy too,

683
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:54,360
Speaker 1: ed and will remember this. There was a guy that

684
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,719
Speaker 1: brought his own stuff. Oh yeah, do you remember that

685
00:36:56,760 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 1: guy that brought his own arsenal of sharp throwing shit

686
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:00,719
Speaker 1: it you.

687
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:03,839
Speaker 2: Mean there was there was a serial killer there.

688
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 1: A serial killer showed up. That's cool to practice. Yeah,

689
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:10,840
Speaker 1: he had.

690
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:14,799
Speaker 5: Yeah, he had like his own blades, his own hammers, everything, Yes,

691
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 5: and he carried This is where my this is where

692
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,880
Speaker 5: my chef knowledge comes in. So when I was in

693
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:22,880
Speaker 5: culinary school, we have like a kit with all our

694
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 5: knives that we had to carry, and he had that

695
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:28,360
Speaker 5: same fucking kick. But it was instead of like you know,

696
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:32,560
Speaker 5: like you know, like fish boning knives. It was like

697
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:37,840
Speaker 5: these like axes and weird blades and stuff.

698
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:42,880
Speaker 1: And there by himself just going on a date. Also

699
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:47,080
Speaker 1: wasn't that good at it. That's the one part. It's

700
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:49,480
Speaker 1: gonna be a tempted murder. These will not be full

701
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:52,840
Speaker 1: blown murders because he was not sticking his weird sharpened

702
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:54,279
Speaker 1: screwdrivers and stuff in there.

703
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 3: No, he needed he needed lessons from the spider Man

704
00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:59,760
Speaker 3: stump man. Uh yes, that guy.

705
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 5: Really could have given like lessons to everybody they have

706
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:04,800
Speaker 5: like a person kind of help us and like he

707
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 5: just how to throw and like use your body but

708
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:08,719
Speaker 5: not your art. It was just like weird and like

709
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 5: there's like a technicality to it, but like I just

710
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:13,239
Speaker 5: wanted to watch this stuntman fucking.

711
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:18,640
Speaker 1: Me too, me too. He kind of looked like Tom Holland, right,

712
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 1: it was Tom Holland stunt double Yeah.

713
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 5: I looked at him, and I'm like, he's like cute,

714
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,919
Speaker 5: but like in a weird like this is not real way,

715
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:31,200
Speaker 5: like like like Heven the movie star type not and

716
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 5: and and then he is sort of I.

717
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:36,479
Speaker 1: Guess in his own way he is until he gets

718
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:39,400
Speaker 1: severely injured and moves back to where he's from, like

719
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 1: all stuntman.

720
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:42,120
Speaker 5: It's funny because the woman when she was telling his

721
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 5: like date or whatever, we were both like, wow, he's

722
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:48,080
Speaker 5: really good, and she's like, he's a stunt man.

723
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:50,239
Speaker 3: He's he does the he did Spider Man.

724
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:55,919
Speaker 1: We're like, have fun later, it's gonna get weird.

725
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:55,920
Speaker 5: I know.

726
00:38:57,040 --> 00:39:03,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I've heard a room in that, as you

727
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 2: know on the on the podcast, we have a third

728
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 2: Banana boy whose name is Charlie Fromage.

729
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 3: Yes. Yes, of course.

730
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 2: And I've heard a rumor that your father invented the

731
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:15,200
Speaker 2: fan guy.

732
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, is that true?

733
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,279
Speaker 3: He helped invent it.

734
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:22,920
Speaker 5: I wrote a movie about it because I think the

735
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:27,319
Speaker 5: story's bananas of how that happened. But but yeah, he

736
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 5: and this other balloon designer and this Caribbean artist. They

737
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 5: premiered at the nineteen ninety six Olympics. You can google it,

738
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:41,200
Speaker 5: you can see it. Gloria Stefan was playing and they

739
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:45,560
Speaker 5: had like I think twenty Charlie Fromages that were all

740
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:48,399
Speaker 5: white and they had hair and like a neck too,

741
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:50,400
Speaker 5: They're like a neck in a little head and they

742
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:52,440
Speaker 5: were all around the stadium and they're just like flanneling

743
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:55,680
Speaker 5: around to like Stevie Wonder and GLORI.

744
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:58,920
Speaker 3: Had Stefan, which like really slapped.

745
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:02,719
Speaker 1: Honestly, like it's incredible. I mean, it's absolutely incredible that

746
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 1: he invented those. And we take Charlie to every one

747
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:08,880
Speaker 1: of our live shows. He's honestly banana boy number three

748
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 1: in a very real sense. So what was your dad's name? Eden?

749
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:14,400
Speaker 3: Uh?

750
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:17,280
Speaker 5: So I called him Lulu and everybody called him Lulu,

751
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,960
Speaker 5: but this real His real name was ri A A

752
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:22,320
Speaker 5: R I E h.

753
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:23,720
Speaker 3: And then my last name Dranger.

754
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 5: So if you look him up, it's like the patent

755
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 5: comes up and he's on the But he sold his

756
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 5: share of the patent because he wanted he did.

757
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:32,200
Speaker 3: He didn't think anything would happen to it.

758
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 5: He's like, this is a dumb thing, like what's gonna

759
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 5: what's gonna happen? And cut to it's like in every

760
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:41,759
Speaker 5: car dealership. So I don't own an island. No, I

761
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 5: don't make any money off it.

762
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:43,440
Speaker 4: Uh.

763
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 3: But but the funny thing too, is also the patent.

764
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaker 5: This is like a little inside baseball thing about Charlie

765
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:53,719
Speaker 5: fromage So the patent that the original invention is if

766
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:56,440
Speaker 5: you look at the bipedal, so it has two legs.

767
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 2: And two interesting yeah, and that it was two fans

768
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:01,720
Speaker 2: original yeah.

769
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 3: And like yeah, and it would connect at the top.

770
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:05,640
Speaker 5: And the ones that usually see are just one fan

771
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,120
Speaker 5: and they don't have a patent.

772
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:10,480
Speaker 3: For that one. That one, like I guess, so that's

773
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:11,640
Speaker 3: usually the one you see.

774
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 2: And uh oh yeah, that's interesting.

775
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:14,759
Speaker 1: So it doesn't matter.

776
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:17,520
Speaker 2: It wouldn't have mattered anyway if if he hadn't sold it.

777
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 5: Not really, but like when that movie Nope came out,

778
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,520
Speaker 5: my everybody was testing me.

779
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 1: Yes, we got a lot of d ms too, We

780
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:28,160
Speaker 1: got a lot of messages that people were like, it's

781
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:30,920
Speaker 1: Charlie Fromage so great.

782
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:32,839
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I really I like that you guys called

783
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 5: it Charlie Fromage because like my dad called it a

784
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:40,920
Speaker 5: fly guy and guy. Yeah yeah, but I called a.

785
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:43,240
Speaker 3: Tube dude, tube dude.

786
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 1: I like both of those cheeks.

787
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:46,839
Speaker 3: Charlie Fromage is way better.

788
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 2: What what did your father do outside of inventing the

789
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:56,560
Speaker 2: fan man? Like I when he wasn't doing that, I

790
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:58,600
Speaker 2: mean obviously working with balloon designers.

791
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:00,719
Speaker 3: Oh no, he was a lot of do He was

792
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:02,480
Speaker 3: not an artistic person, that's the thing. He was an

793
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 3: aeronautical engineer.

794
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:07,839
Speaker 5: So that's why he was like paired up to do this,

795
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:11,719
Speaker 5: because like this artist was like very eccentric and crazy

796
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:12,160
Speaker 5: and like.

797
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:13,359
Speaker 3: Out of his mind a little bit.

798
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, and my.

799
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:16,440
Speaker 5: Dad is like, no, you need to use science and

800
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 5: stuff to make these things work, and like the right

801
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:24,040
Speaker 5: torque and I don't know science y words and and.

802
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:29,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, gotta have torq. I literally won't shut up about torque.

803
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 5: The only reason I know that is because I wrote

804
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:34,279
Speaker 5: a movie about it. And that's the only time where

805
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:35,839
Speaker 5: I'm like, well, shit, I don't actually know how these

806
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:38,640
Speaker 5: things work, so I have to go like research it

807
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:42,440
Speaker 5: and like figure it out. But there's a wonderful I

808
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:45,759
Speaker 5: don't want to plug another podcast, but there's another podcast

809
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:47,560
Speaker 5: called ninety nine percent Invisible.

810
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 3: It's pretty popular.

811
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:54,480
Speaker 5: There's one called Inflatable Men, and my dad's not on

812
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 5: it because he passed away like ten years ago, but

813
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 5: the two other guys that invented it are on it,

814
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:00,759
Speaker 5: and it's like fourteen minutes and they tell you the

815
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:02,840
Speaker 5: story of how they invented it, and it's really.

816
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 3: Fun nice and uh, and they don't mention Charlie Fromage

817
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:07,760
Speaker 3: by name, but they should.

818
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 1: Those losers well, Lulu Dranger Banana the Week, He's at

819
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:16,680
Speaker 1: the root of it. Banana the Week.

820
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:18,320
Speaker 5: Do you guys keep it like with you? Do you

821
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:20,400
Speaker 5: guys have one at your houses or something that you

822
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 5: just right next.

823
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:25,560
Speaker 2: To Kurt right now, it's right next way. We carry

824
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:28,799
Speaker 2: it around in a drum a drum kit bag.

825
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like not a drum, it's.

826
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:36,520
Speaker 1: TSA. Hates it every time. They're like, and this is

827
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 1: and I'm like, it's Charlie fromage. He's a tube dude.

828
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:44,920
Speaker 3: I love it all right?

829
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:46,759
Speaker 1: Do you want to hear this story? Yes, sir?

830
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 2: Inside bizarre micronation and desert with its own dictator and

831
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:57,200
Speaker 2: strict wallrus band. Okay, I cannot remember who sent this

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Speaker 2: in and I apologize again. My computer keeps a raise

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Speaker 2: sing theputers. But it was in the mirror.

834
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:08,879
Speaker 1: Dot co dot UK. But it is real.

835
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:13,480
Speaker 2: But it is real and this was written by This

836
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 2: is great. I love this James Liddell Us US audience

837
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 2: writer and Charlie Jones news reporter. So this is a

838
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 2: This sounds like a user generated story. Here, sitting in

839
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,319
Speaker 2: a remote part of the Vest, Nevada desert is a

840
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:35,759
Speaker 2: strange micronation with its own dictator, a currency based on

841
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 2: cookie dough, and a complete ban on Walrus's. The Bizarre

842
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:43,880
Speaker 2: Republic of Molossia sounds like the fever dream of a

843
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:46,719
Speaker 2: sleep deprived comic book writer, but it's very much real,

844
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:50,400
Speaker 2: even if they haven't managed to get formal record recognition

845
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 2: from the un.

846
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:53,239
Speaker 1: Quite yet Okay.

847
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:56,440
Speaker 2: Found in the Dayton Valley near Carson River, it was

848
00:44:56,480 --> 00:45:00,000
Speaker 2: founded on May twenty six, nineteen seventy seven, by Kevin Bam,

849
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:03,800
Speaker 2: who serves as dictator, and his friend James Spielman. Although

850
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 2: James has now left President Boss after who the capital

851
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:11,960
Speaker 2: of Milassa Broston Town is named, stayed with it, and

852
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 2: under his steady rule, the nation has flourished to include

853
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:20,799
Speaker 2: three residents. YouTuber the Wanton Don paid a visit to

854
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:24,440
Speaker 2: Milossia to see the odd sites. Reports Daily Star, just

855
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 2: a collection of equality news establishments. President Ball fifty nine

856
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:34,120
Speaker 2: told him James was king and I was Prime Minister,

857
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 2: and he moved on to other things, but I stayed

858
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 2: with the idea. The sovereign state has three permanent residents,

859
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:42,239
Speaker 2: President Baugh, his wife and first Lady, Adrian Ann, and

860
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:45,960
Speaker 2: their daughter Alexis, who is Chief Constable. While President Baugh

861
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:49,400
Speaker 2: claims Milassia is an independent country does not receive recognition

862
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:53,840
Speaker 2: from any other member states of the United Nations. But

863
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:56,480
Speaker 2: like any other country, Malassia has a complex legal system

864
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:58,719
Speaker 2: in its own set of rules. Such laws included being

865
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:01,480
Speaker 2: i legal to cause a cat astrophe and illegal to

866
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:08,040
Speaker 2: play percussion instruments. Catfish, walrus's missionaries, and tobacco are also banned.

867
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:12,080
Speaker 2: But wrong doors beware. There's a singular jail cell for

868
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:13,400
Speaker 2: those who cause mayhem.

869
00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:14,040
Speaker 1: Good.

870
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:17,560
Speaker 2: The micro nation runs an intricate monetary system, as President

871
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:20,760
Speaker 2: Ball explained, quote, Malassie's money is called the velora, which

872
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:24,400
Speaker 2: means valuable in our second language, which is so barnto.

873
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:28,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, William Shatner loved esperanto. It would be the universal

874
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 1: language for all all peoples to speak. And it did

875
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:32,400
Speaker 1: not work.

876
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:35,520
Speaker 2: Never took off. Nope, we are on the cookie dough

877
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:37,719
Speaker 2: standard here in Malassie. Our money is all based on

878
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 2: cookie dough. President Ball runs a tight ship, conducting his

879
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:44,919
Speaker 2: duties from his Oval Oval office, where he also writes

880
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:47,400
Speaker 2: the country's rules. When asked how he comes up with policies,

881
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:50,839
Speaker 2: he replied, mostly from my head and stuff.

882
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:53,400
Speaker 1: I love this dude.

883
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:56,239
Speaker 2: The Malassian Navy is a tight knit operation run from

884
00:46:56,239 --> 00:46:58,440
Speaker 2: the Era desert and consists of a small fleet of

885
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:04,399
Speaker 2: inflatable kayak Currently, we are at war with the nation

886
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:05,320
Speaker 2: of East Germany.

887
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:07,200
Speaker 1: President Barfield Smart.

888
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:10,839
Speaker 2: He claimed East Germany which just ceased to exist since

889
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety quote disturbed his sleep while he was stationed

890
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:16,680
Speaker 2: in West Germany after World War Two. President Paul claims

891
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:19,040
Speaker 2: East Germany still exists in the form of an uninhabited

892
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:22,600
Speaker 2: place just outside of Cuba called ernst Thalman Island. He

893
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:25,759
Speaker 2: there's no room with whom to arrange there is no

894
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,839
Speaker 2: one with whom to arrange a peace. So the war

895
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:32,839
Speaker 2: still goes on forever. Good, probably forever. Yeah, so this

896
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:36,279
Speaker 2: is so he gives tours. There's a photograph. First off,

897
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:40,840
Speaker 2: he also wears like full like like hunt a style

898
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:46,360
Speaker 2: dictator military smart garb, and he gives tours.

899
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:50,839
Speaker 1: I'm seeing a picture right here. He says.

900
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:52,560
Speaker 2: We don't really get involved with the politics of the

901
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:54,799
Speaker 2: United States. They've never really gotten involved with us.

902
00:47:55,120 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 1: Good. We pay taxes, but we call it foreign aid. Yeah. So, yeah,

903
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:03,640
Speaker 1: I didn't go full because there's a couple of different ways,

904
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 1: like when we are looking up East Banana Land and

905
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 1: Carl Olsen was helping us. There is a way to

906
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:12,440
Speaker 1: become an independent micronation where you are recognized by the

907
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:14,960
Speaker 1: UN and you actually are a sovereign nation that you

908
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:18,440
Speaker 1: and you don't have to pay taxes, or there's a

909
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:21,279
Speaker 1: symbolic one which is what this is ye where you

910
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:27,439
Speaker 1: basically get everything together, except you're not recognized by United Nations, right,

911
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:30,080
Speaker 1: which is what East Banana Land will be. Yeah, exactly

912
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:33,880
Speaker 1: how is the East Banana Land coming along? Waiting on

913
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 1: one paycheck? I'm still waiting on the same exact movie

914
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 1: that I sold over well over a year ago, and

915
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:43,360
Speaker 1: I have not been what they call in the biz commenced.

916
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:46,919
Speaker 1: So as soon as I get commenced, going to Cloudcroft.

917
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:49,960
Speaker 1: So I was talking to an architect though about designing

918
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 1: something that was site specific so that when you were

919
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:56,160
Speaker 1: there it was a really cool place that you could stay.

920
00:48:56,960 --> 00:49:01,839
Speaker 1: And the architect was like, I will use all local materials,

921
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:04,080
Speaker 1: it'll blend in. I was like, I just need a

922
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:06,960
Speaker 1: yellow bench and a yellow mailbox so people on road

923
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,360
Speaker 1: trips can find the East Banana Land. He's like, that's easy,

924
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:13,439
Speaker 1: and then he said he was thinking about building an

925
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:16,839
Speaker 1: elevated like something ten feet in the in the air

926
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:20,719
Speaker 1: with sites of specific bed and bathroom that people can

927
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 1: park underneath it and then stay above it. So that's

928
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:24,440
Speaker 1: what we're looking at.

929
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:25,640
Speaker 2: That's amazing.

930
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:28,000
Speaker 1: So we'll be ready to go. I'm literally just waiting

931
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 1: on this one dumb job where I'm like, come on,

932
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:36,240
Speaker 1: people want it. That's cool. Yeah, cloud Craft, New Mexico.

933
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 1: That seems like a cool place. It's a great name.

934
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:42,000
Speaker 3: It's so why would they banned cookie dough. That's so

935
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:42,879
Speaker 3: weird and.

936
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,799
Speaker 1: Like sad, like banning cookie dough.

937
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:48,480
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, that's there. That's their cur that's currency.

938
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:50,440
Speaker 3: Oh okay, opposite.

939
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:51,080
Speaker 1: I love it.

940
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:52,280
Speaker 3: Funny.

941
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:56,120
Speaker 5: When I was four years old, I had salmonella, which

942
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:56,920
Speaker 5: is terrible.

943
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:57,440
Speaker 1: It's funny.

944
00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:59,719
Speaker 3: I don't wish it on anybody.

945
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:03,680
Speaker 5: From cookie down from well I think I think we

946
00:50:03,719 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 5: don't know for sure, but we suspect it was cookie dough.

947
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:11,160
Speaker 5: And ever since then, I became like a five year

948
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:15,920
Speaker 5: old like germophobe, and I would I was. I was

949
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:18,920
Speaker 5: like the party pooper at the party, being like are

950
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:24,919
Speaker 5: those brownies cooked all the way through? Because I had

951
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:28,520
Speaker 5: just like PTSD from from just like salmonella.

952
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:31,640
Speaker 1: And like cookie dough understandable. That's so understandable.

953
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:35,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very difficult to explain to a three or

954
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 2: a five year old that they could get sick from

955
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 2: cookie dough.

956
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:41,319
Speaker 5: It's very hard to explain to them what you can

957
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:44,239
Speaker 5: and cannot eat because they just think everything is fair game.

958
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:48,560
Speaker 3: Oh it tastes good like yeah.

959
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:57,160
Speaker 2: That's kids, class kids, that's kids. Give us one more

960
00:50:57,200 --> 00:51:00,080
Speaker 2: to send us home, Scottie.

961
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:02,880
Speaker 1: This one's at This one's about two months old, but

962
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:05,879
Speaker 1: I still just love it so much. Madison Russell sent

963
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:10,040
Speaker 1: this in. Thank you, Madison Russell, you're the best. Michigan

964
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:15,000
Speaker 1: priest who temporarily died, claims he went to Hell and

965
00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 1: saw demons enslaving humans, torturing them with Rihanna's music Umbrolla

966
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:24,400
Speaker 1: it is. This was it best life, which is so

967
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:28,720
Speaker 1: funny that this was a best life. Uh, Pharazon Mast

968
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:32,800
Speaker 1: Pharaison best in the business bat out of Hell Mass

969
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:37,520
Speaker 1: Thank you Pharazon or Pharaoh Zone. Yeah, Pharaohan Mast. Michigan

970
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:42,520
Speaker 1: priest says he temporarily went to Hell and now he's

971
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:45,279
Speaker 1: sharing details from his journey to the underworld that may

972
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:49,400
Speaker 1: offend some music lovers. Gerald Johnson says he died in

973
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:52,000
Speaker 1: twenty sixteen after suffering a heart attack, and what he

974
00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:57,840
Speaker 1: saw and more specifically heard was horrifying. Johnson says he

975
00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:02,680
Speaker 1: saw terrible, gruesome sights of torture and pain, and heard

976
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:06,799
Speaker 1: music that was designed to cause maximum trauma. Here's what

977
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 1: he says he heard during his death experience, which is

978
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,280
Speaker 1: a great sentence to write when you're reading an article

979
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:16,799
Speaker 1: that hasn't he says, instead of heading straight to hell

980
00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:21,319
Speaker 1: as he expected, weird already, why did this guy think great?

981
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 1: To hell? Exactly? He went? He said, Uh, he went

982
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:28,880
Speaker 1: down to the pits of hell. Quote. I thought I

983
00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:30,880
Speaker 1: did so much good during my life and helped so

984
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:32,840
Speaker 1: many people that I would go to heaven. But even

985
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:39,040
Speaker 1: so I went down to Hell. What a What a loser?

986
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:42,239
Speaker 1: I love this guy. Johnson says he saw demons and

987
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:45,160
Speaker 1: slaving humans and a man walking on all fours like

988
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:47,640
Speaker 1: a dog and getting burned head to toe. His eyes

989
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:50,680
Speaker 1: were bulging, and worse than that, he was like a

990
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:51,360
Speaker 1: hell hound.

991
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:54,120
Speaker 2: Okay, and worse than that, he was like.

992
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:57,799
Speaker 1: A hell out. Johnson claims Hell is much worse than

993
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:05,200
Speaker 1: he could have ever imagined. What a naive bozo. I

994
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:08,759
Speaker 1: entered the very center of the Earth. Johnson says, the

995
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:12,000
Speaker 1: things I saw down there are indescribable. It brings up

996
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:14,560
Speaker 1: so many difficult feelings when I talk about it. No

997
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:17,839
Speaker 1: one deserves that. Johnson said, there's a section of hell

998
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:22,080
Speaker 1: where music is played, but very badly. The priest claims

999
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:27,719
Speaker 1: he could hear two songs Rihanna's Umbrella Bobby McFerrin to

1000
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:32,200
Speaker 1: Bobby mcfarrian, don't worry, Be Happy.

1001
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:36,440
Speaker 2: That is the funniest two songs to go together.

1002
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 1: In hell. They were being used as instruments of torture

1003
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:43,839
Speaker 1: to make things significantly worse. The demon choir performing these

1004
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:51,600
Speaker 1: songs was deliberately performing them incorrectly for maximum pain. Best

1005
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:54,759
Speaker 1: Every word of every song was made to torture you

1006
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:57,240
Speaker 1: for the fact that you didn't worship God through music

1007
00:53:57,320 --> 00:53:59,480
Speaker 1: while you were on Earth. Okay, so there's a good

1008
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:02,799
Speaker 1: message in here or something. I have a question for

1009
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:05,000
Speaker 1: you too, please please.

1010
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:09,279
Speaker 5: What like what's like the one song that like is

1011
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:11,400
Speaker 5: like your torture? Like if it's like on a playlist,

1012
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:13,800
Speaker 5: you're like, fuck this like that Greu.

1013
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:17,960
Speaker 1: With Alicia Keys, Alicia Keys, this girl is on Fire

1014
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:22,719
Speaker 1: that song. Karen til Gerriff knows Karen and I have

1015
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:27,080
Speaker 1: laughed many times, but I just can't stand Alicia Keys's tone.

1016
00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:31,680
Speaker 1: It's her voice. It drives me nuts. Oh man, what

1017
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:33,080
Speaker 1: is one song?

1018
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:37,360
Speaker 2: I don't know because most of those songs I find

1019
00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:39,759
Speaker 2: are the ones that I really hate, are ones that

1020
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:40,759
Speaker 2: I secretly like.

1021
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:42,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, like guilty Pleasures, Yeah.

1022
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:45,200
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah, so they end up being like guilty

1023
00:54:45,239 --> 00:54:46,000
Speaker 2: pleasures for me.

1024
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:49,240
Speaker 3: Like my song is Mumbo number five?

1025
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:51,680
Speaker 1: Oh, that'd be bad.

1026
00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:55,279
Speaker 5: But like the song that I really cannot listen, I

1027
00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:57,000
Speaker 5: need to turn off, like the radio or something.

1028
00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:59,239
Speaker 3: Is the is Megan Trainers? I made you look?

1029
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:03,080
Speaker 5: Actually any Megan Trainers song I'm not a fan of

1030
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:04,960
Speaker 5: about Megan Trainer?

1031
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:06,279
Speaker 3: How you feel about Alicia Key?

1032
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:11,040
Speaker 1: Yes, I am all about that base but yesha Keys,

1033
00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:13,000
Speaker 1: like the Let's Hear It from New York or like

1034
00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:15,359
Speaker 1: whatever that one she is with jay Z? That that's

1035
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:17,480
Speaker 1: that's actually that song because I don't even like jay

1036
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:20,080
Speaker 1: Z in that song. So yes, mine would be New

1037
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:23,759
Speaker 1: York Concrete Jungle where Dreams Are Made of. Empire state

1038
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:27,640
Speaker 1: of Mind. Yeah, I hate that song. That song would

1039
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:30,760
Speaker 1: be hell for me, Yes, terrible.

1040
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:32,919
Speaker 3: The Empire state of Mind strikes back.

1041
00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:35,480
Speaker 1: Also, I just hate them as a curtain. I lived

1042
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:38,080
Speaker 1: in New York for I lived there for nine years, Kurt,

1043
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:38,959
Speaker 1: how long were you there?

1044
00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:39,640
Speaker 2: Fourteen?

1045
00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:44,000
Speaker 1: Can? It's it? Can you do everything there? Sure? Is

1046
00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:50,359
Speaker 1: it a great place to be debatable? It's it's a

1047
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:52,279
Speaker 1: mild approval of New York.

1048
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:56,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's a concrete judge.

1049
00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:59,560
Speaker 1: There's nothing you can't do. Oh, there's so many things

1050
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:01,640
Speaker 1: you can't do. You can't catch a subway from two

1051
00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:03,880
Speaker 1: am to four am when a trash train comes and

1052
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:06,480
Speaker 1: you just stand there going on to four to Texe.

1053
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:08,160
Speaker 3: That's my idea of hell.

1054
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:16,600
Speaker 2: Okay, yes, yes, at two am when the trash train comes.

1055
00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:19,160
Speaker 1: I agree. There's nothing you can't do except a four

1056
00:56:19,239 --> 00:56:22,280
Speaker 1: to place on your own. So having two roommates until

1057
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:29,680
Speaker 1: you're that's true. It's true. My gosh. Anyways, this guy

1058
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:32,160
Speaker 1: didn't die, so that's the happy ending of the story,

1059
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:33,080
Speaker 1: and he came back to Earth.

1060
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:37,319
Speaker 2: I guess he did die, but he did. He did

1061
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:41,440
Speaker 2: pass for moments in a grocery store that was playing

1062
00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:43,760
Speaker 2: music on a popular radio station.

1063
00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:47,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I had his heart attack, just in

1064
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:49,680
Speaker 1: a grocery store with those two songs played like I'm

1065
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:50,360
Speaker 1: Back Baby.

1066
00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:54,680
Speaker 2: I was dead for exactly a one minute and fifty seconds, enough.

1067
00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:56,520
Speaker 1: Time to hear one song and to the other.

1068
00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:01,600
Speaker 2: Well, and then thank you so much for being on bananas,

1069
00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:02,719
Speaker 2: thank you for having me.

1070
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:06,080
Speaker 1: Where can they find you? Tell we we pumped up

1071
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:06,520
Speaker 1: your Twitter?

1072
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:09,000
Speaker 3: Oh you can.

1073
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:13,400
Speaker 5: I started a substack in January and it's about uh,

1074
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:16,760
Speaker 5: it's like financial it's like financial advice, but like in

1075
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:20,720
Speaker 5: a funny way for creative people, because we're bad with money,

1076
00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:23,760
Speaker 5: most creative people, and we don't know how to we

1077
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:25,960
Speaker 5: don't know how to negotiate because we don't like money.

1078
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,040
Speaker 5: I mean, we love money, let's not but we just

1079
00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:30,360
Speaker 5: we suck at it. That's why we do creative things.

1080
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:33,120
Speaker 5: So it's just like a helpful So it's my My

1081
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:36,080
Speaker 5: substack is called not So Starving Artist.

1082
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:38,360
Speaker 3: And you can look that up.

1083
00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:42,840
Speaker 5: And yeah, I'm on Instagram at in spelled Eden because

1084
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:48,840
Speaker 5: I'm weird underscore eats and yeah, but but really everybody

1085
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:51,680
Speaker 5: should follow the bananas because I'm just the biggest banana stand.

1086
00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:57,720
Speaker 1: So you know, that's right animal. Did you even call

1087
00:57:57,760 --> 00:57:59,760
Speaker 1: the banana phone? Did we talk on the banana.

1088
00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:01,560
Speaker 3: I did call the banana phone. I did, that's right.

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Speaker 3: I'm such a.

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Speaker 5: Fan that I called and like you were so nice

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Speaker 5: because you know, you talked to me for a little

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Speaker 5: more than like a minute, and I felt like so

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Speaker 5: special and we caught up for like five minutes.

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Speaker 3: It was great.

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Speaker 1: That's right. Well, you can say bananas with us at

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Speaker 1: in we'll go three two one bananaas.

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Speaker 3: You're all different tone.

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Speaker 1: That's good. Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 1: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahan.

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Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 1: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and

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Speaker 1: Georgia Hartstart

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Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

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Speaker 2: interna