WEBVTT - Do You Have Mud Butt?

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<v Speaker 1>Get your hands together and we're gonna start to part

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ready to party.

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<v Speaker 2>The Elvis Duran after party.

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<v Speaker 3>You guys ready to go?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I'm sorry. Pause, No, no, let's keep chewing.

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<v Speaker 4>It's as Mr.

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<v Speaker 2>Your fault having all these delicious treats around here.

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<v Speaker 5>You know what.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna join you?

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<v Speaker 6>Ready? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Now that makes three of us.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have any I'm not ready.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, can you do like a mic tap too while

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<v Speaker 4>you do it, and like a nice little whisper like this?

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<v Speaker 4>Did I be eating? I love that little messaging? Wow? Okay, well,

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<v Speaker 4>great podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Guys, do this a SMR?

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<v Speaker 4>What was that?

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<v Speaker 3>You have to do this a SMR?

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<v Speaker 2>Stid o the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, guys, welcome my jenn.

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<v Speaker 3>I think we should institute a rule we get one

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<v Speaker 3>veto on Andrew's questions. If we don't like it, we

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<v Speaker 3>can vote and say you next question?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, okay, I think you've come through so far.

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<v Speaker 2>Pretty good question.

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<v Speaker 3>You've been batt in a thousand.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's us.

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<v Speaker 2>Turning it into something amazing. But we'll give you the credit.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, great, yeah, no, for sure, for sure, that's why

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<v Speaker 4>you are the talent. And I am but a lowly producer. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>My question is, what's one idea you think society hasn't

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<v Speaker 4>fully caught up to yet? And I do have an

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<v Speaker 4>answer for it. Oh there you always do the days.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sick of people walking around with mud butt and

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<v Speaker 4>not realizing they're walking around with mud butt, and then

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<v Speaker 4>trying to be like, oh, don't need water, sprewed up

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<v Speaker 4>mud ass.

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<v Speaker 2>And then people giving you prep no pun intended, so

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<v Speaker 2>totally intended for having a b dat yes, and you're like, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>my booty is cleaner than your booty. Trust me.

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<v Speaker 4>It's the thought process of just using a piece of

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<v Speaker 4>toilet paper to smear the public, right Jesus?

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<v Speaker 6>Absolutely well, I would hope you look and make sure

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<v Speaker 6>it's not shmear.

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<v Speaker 4>And I don't mean too because I use a bidet

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<v Speaker 4>and it's sprazy.

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<v Speaker 6>Not if you're in some place where there is not

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<v Speaker 6>a bidet. So if you're in a place without a bidet,

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<v Speaker 6>what do you do?

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<v Speaker 4>But my question was what, But my question was an

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<v Speaker 4>idea society hasn't caught up to yet. American society has

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<v Speaker 4>not caught up to this, and I think if we

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<v Speaker 4>instituted them in more places like they do in Japan

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<v Speaker 4>and a lot of Asian countries. We would have a

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<v Speaker 4>cleaner society. There are less health problems in countries that

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<v Speaker 4>use bidets. Yes, And I'm sick of pretending like it's like,

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<v Speaker 4>oh no, that's dumb, it's not dumb. Clean your ass, yes, please.

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<v Speaker 2>I like to because everyone tries to give us crap

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<v Speaker 2>about it, and I like to give them cup about

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<v Speaker 2>it and be like, sorry, you got a dirty booty,

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<v Speaker 2>not my problem.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, get on my face mud but literally.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so you Andrew have a bi day at home.

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<v Speaker 4>I do a touchy. It's the best thing in the world.

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<v Speaker 3>What about when you have to do a number two

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<v Speaker 3>in public?

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<v Speaker 5>It's bad, it's not fun, is that? Well, here's the

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<v Speaker 5>question then, So not having one in public? Yeah, do

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<v Speaker 5>you when you get home immediately?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, you're asked yes, yes, really, because I'm like this,

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<v Speaker 4>it didn't work. Well, I feel disgusting, I feel gross. Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't have the heated one because you have to

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<v Speaker 4>run a line and I'm in a rental. I'm not

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<v Speaker 4>paying for that when i have to leave. But no,

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<v Speaker 4>it's it's amazing.

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<v Speaker 3>And can you direct the water?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, how do you actually stay, stay.

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<v Speaker 4>There for Oh it's a quick little and then you're done.

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<v Speaker 4>You're like, no, there's no, you're not having fun on

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<v Speaker 4>the toilet, but you do have.

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<v Speaker 2>To dabag ry so you still need some toilet paper. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's so much better.

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<v Speaker 4>It's so much better. I've installed one in Josh's house,

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<v Speaker 4>my friend Nick's house, I've installed multiple beast absolutely well.

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<v Speaker 2>Because my maintenance guy stepped on my toilet seat and

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<v Speaker 2>broke it. No, he was trying to figure out if

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<v Speaker 2>my vent was working so and does the like toilet

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<v Speaker 2>paper thing, Yeah, and then he just snapped the side

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<v Speaker 2>of it.

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<v Speaker 3>I was likely.

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<v Speaker 4>Really, they make a new one that's a toilet seat

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<v Speaker 4>so you don't even need to install it like that.

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<v Speaker 4>So amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>And the toushy stool, by the way, also something that

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<v Speaker 2>people really need to get on board with.

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<v Speaker 4>The stool plus the bide combo. Let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 4>Gut health at ten out of ten. Yes, look at you, Andrew,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just saying I have one.

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<v Speaker 3>I think you state the question.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, state the question is.

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<v Speaker 4>What is one idea you think society hasn't fully caught

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<v Speaker 4>up to yet?

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm going to say Western society, specifically the high

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<v Speaker 2>speed rail. Yes, we need it so bad. This country

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<v Speaker 2>is so massive. Air flight control as we know right

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<v Speaker 2>now seems to be some kind of crap show. And

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<v Speaker 2>the high speed rail is incredible. If you've ever been

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<v Speaker 2>to another country where they have it, yes, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>we need more trains. We need a lot of this stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>If you've ever experienced it, A and then B, if

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<v Speaker 3>you've ever taken rail transit in the United States for

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<v Speaker 3>a long distance, it is the most miserable experience you

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<v Speaker 3>will ever suffer in your life. I went from this

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<v Speaker 3>was years ago. I took it from Erie to New

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<v Speaker 3>York City and I'm thinking, oh, eight hours, it'll be

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<v Speaker 3>a little adventure.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll put a couple of books.

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<v Speaker 3>Ended up taking twelve hours and a half hours. Wow,

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<v Speaker 3>And I couldn't have been more pissed. And it just

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<v Speaker 3>the worst experience ever.

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<v Speaker 2>Without a doubt. It's so funny because we think we're

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<v Speaker 2>so far ahead with technology, but there's so much stuff

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<v Speaker 2>that we're actually really far behind. I think I told

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<v Speaker 2>you guys this, but maybe ten eleven years ago. I

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<v Speaker 2>went to Mexico and we went to this eco park,

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<v Speaker 2>which was really cool in itself, but you check all

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<v Speaker 2>your stuff. You don't need to carry anything with you

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<v Speaker 2>because you just get a little bracelet that has a

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<v Speaker 2>QR code basically that you scan anytime you want something,

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<v Speaker 2>and you'd put a credit card in before. So you

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<v Speaker 2>can just enjoy yourself not carrying all the stuff around

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<v Speaker 2>with you. They had sunblock at all the different stations.

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<v Speaker 2>That was healthy for all the things that you were

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<v Speaker 2>gonna do. I'm like, huh wow, wouldn't that be nice?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, they have like an all in one card in Japan.

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<v Speaker 4>That's like that. Their metro card could also work in

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<v Speaker 4>convenience stores. It's your metro cards. You could just leave

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<v Speaker 4>home with just one card. Almost incredible, It's great.

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<v Speaker 1>I have one. The four day work week. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the four day work We're all okay for it because honestly, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>some they do this in other city, in other cities

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<v Speaker 1>around the world, right, other countries have it. We don't

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<v Speaker 1>have that here in the United States. And life is

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<v Speaker 1>way too short. The older you get to realize, the

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<v Speaker 1>more you realize, man, I should have more time off

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<v Speaker 1>during the week. And it's not a laziness thing, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a quality of life thing. I think we would live

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<v Speaker 1>longer lives if we just cut back on one day. Hey, look,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even mind stacking hours on the other four

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<v Speaker 1>days just to add up to well, okay, to make

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<v Speaker 1>those forty hour work week work, I don't know, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>add a couple extra hours a day. There's got to

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<v Speaker 1>be a way to do this, and there's got to

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<v Speaker 1>be a way to normalize it.

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<v Speaker 4>I have a question about that. Who invented the forty

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<v Speaker 4>hour work week? Because I feel like, what did they

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<v Speaker 4>do before that? Was it? It's like, oh, you got

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<v Speaker 4>to go before that?

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<v Speaker 3>It was actually worse. It was like sixty seventy hour work.

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<v Speaker 2>But how many days?

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<v Speaker 1>Though?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so it is a better thing than it was.

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<v Speaker 3>But the fact that it's normalized now it should not

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<v Speaker 3>be the norm. We are not the same people people

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<v Speaker 3>were one hundred years ago. Since that's right, So it's

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<v Speaker 3>and you know, to relate it to that. Can you

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<v Speaker 3>restate the question again.

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<v Speaker 4>What is one idea you think society hasn't fully caught

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<v Speaker 4>up to.

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<v Speaker 3>Yet embracing life like this whole hustle culture thing. Try,

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, it's really really related to yours because

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<v Speaker 3>you look at these people. Oh man, I put in.

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<v Speaker 3>Also all this time and you no just enjoy your

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<v Speaker 3>life for God's say.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, more vacation, Yes, more vacation.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah in Europe, man, they got the vacation thing down pat,

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<v Speaker 6>that's for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Another one on the same note, the siesta.

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<v Speaker 4>Really embrace that.

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<v Speaker 2>I eat lunch now, it's time for my nowated after love.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I like park time too, Like I want to go outside,

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<v Speaker 4>like mandatory outside time, like that recess. Hell yeah, we.

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<v Speaker 2>Talked about we recess and field trips to be brought back. Also,

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<v Speaker 2>we were talking about how in Japan they prescribe you

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<v Speaker 2>forest therapy.

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<v Speaker 4>I would love that.

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<v Speaker 2>Go out into the woods, touch grass in the good air, tree,

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna be okay.

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<v Speaker 4>I like that. Yeah, yeah, those are all good things.

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<v Speaker 6>One no, my mom though, My mom used to she

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<v Speaker 6>did the four day work week, and what they did

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<v Speaker 6>was they just tacked on a couple of extra hours

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<v Speaker 6>every day. And she was fine with it. She was like,

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<v Speaker 6>I came in a couple of days early one day,

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<v Speaker 6>and the next day I just would leave a couple

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<v Speaker 6>of hours.

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<v Speaker 4>You know.

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<v Speaker 6>Later She's like it worked great, and I had Fridays off.

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<v Speaker 5>Loved it.

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<v Speaker 3>My brother's schedule. Every other weekend for him is a

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<v Speaker 3>four day weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>We need to do that.

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<v Speaker 2>NYE, are you going to leave this charge?

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<v Speaker 3>I will happily glad the charge and thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you clean with water folks. The Elvista Ran after

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<v Speaker 4>party