Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a game. Gambling was something
Speaker 1: that I do a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
Speaker 1: making bets himself by using a proxy. And I became
Speaker 1: consumed by and now joined by Bad Larry and Dylan
Speaker 1: the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Oh hello hello. One
Speaker 1: week one week after winning all of his big bets,
Speaker 1: Bad Larry lost all of his big bets, and now
Speaker 1: the races on Bad Larry plus twenty six units Dylan
Speaker 1: plus twenty four and a half. Wow. Um, I like it.
Speaker 1: I like it, Dylan. It's getting competitive down the stretch,
Speaker 1: are ye? Yeah? I tried to bury you last week
Speaker 1: and I got thanked a little bit. To be fair,
Speaker 1: I did think I was dead after last week. And
Speaker 1: and Larry, you're bad. Luck with the bills continues. I
Speaker 1: went back to my love and they thank me again.
Speaker 1: On the people. If you want to complain about last week,
Speaker 1: I'll give you the floor. You got sixty seconds to complain.
Speaker 1: That's fine, because the Green Bay Packers again. I look
Speaker 1: back through my picks. I just don't win a game
Speaker 1: when my team gets a punk block for a touchdown.
Speaker 1: I can't seem to overcome that is that that is
Speaker 1: that's your complaint. That's one of them. My other complaint
Speaker 1: to Bill, how about instead of squibbing it, just tackle
Speaker 1: them both receivers every time they go out and use
Speaker 1: two seconds and two seconds and let them throw a
Speaker 1: hail Mary and then I win, and Dylan and I
Speaker 1: aren't even talking anymore. I mean five yard penalty holding?
Speaker 1: Who cares? Five yard penalty holding? Who cares? Five yard
Speaker 1: penalty holding? Who cares? Game over? Well, it can't end
Speaker 1: on a defensive penalty, okay, so then the hail Mary end. Yes,
Speaker 1: they could have whittled it down there, all right, that
Speaker 1: might have been the worst loss. I remember, I'm watching
Speaker 1: it with in my living with my brother Phil and
Speaker 1: paulse Reammy, and they both have keeps the city, and
Speaker 1: they think I put their bets in, but I held them,
Speaker 1: so I to act. Well, now they know I held them,
Speaker 1: but I had to act like, oh, I didn't really care. Wrong,
Speaker 1: you turned bookie on them. Well, I had already bet
Speaker 1: the other side. When I'm gonna go back, and just
Speaker 1: a little bigger, just a little bigger bet on the
Speaker 1: wrong side. That's awesome. Two yet, all right? This week,
Speaker 1: let's start with the Chiefs in the bakers. Um, I
Speaker 1: have three units on the Chiefs and the Rams. I
Speaker 1: know the lines are seven or seven a half three
Speaker 1: or three and a half whatever they are. I got
Speaker 1: Chiefs minus seven Rams minus three and a half. Okay, perfect,
Speaker 1: And then I want two units on the over in
Speaker 1: the chief scame okay, that's fifty four ish uh fifty
Speaker 1: four and a half and a half. Okay, that's that's
Speaker 1: fifty okay. And then I added one more bet. Last
Speaker 1: night while I was sleeping, I said, who's gonna win
Speaker 1: the super Bowl? So I want one unit on the
Speaker 1: Rams to win the super Bowl? Okay, so your futures
Speaker 1: the Rams. And then Dylan, you got the Chiefs is
Speaker 1: your future? So Rams to win the super Bowl plus
Speaker 1: two hundred. I think you had Kansas City at which
Speaker 1: is now moved to like plus Okay, right, so I'm
Speaker 1: getting two you I'm getting two units on I'm betting
Speaker 1: one unit to win two units on the Rams. Okay? Uh?
Speaker 1: Is that it bead laire? That's all my that's yes, okay, alright,
Speaker 1: dealing already. Oh. I would like to point out from
Speaker 1: last week my UCF bet France isn't gani one, but
Speaker 1: he did not win my knockout, which is unfortunately that
Speaker 1: was my only real complaint. Um So for this week,
Speaker 1: going three units, that's Chiefs minus seven against the Bengals
Speaker 1: and the Niners plus three and half against the Rams.
Speaker 1: I don't think the Rams can beat the forty Niners. Really,
Speaker 1: they do not do well against them yet. And it's
Speaker 1: amazing the Niners have won six in a row against
Speaker 1: the Rams. That's hard to do, like in a divisional matchup.
Speaker 1: But you know the Rams, Yeah, go ahead, I say,
Speaker 1: I don't think the Rams a gonna fumble four times
Speaker 1: this scheme. The Rams are one of the NFL's better
Speaker 1: teams against the run, and you know that's what surprising
Speaker 1: is they still haven't been able to stop the San
Speaker 1: Francisco forty. You know they're n heavy. Um So, in
Speaker 1: that same vein Dan, I'm taking the under in both games,
Speaker 1: two units each under fifty four and a half in
Speaker 1: Chiefs Bengals and under forty six and Rams forty Niners.
Speaker 1: Rams and forty Niners both team they both average the
Speaker 1: same amount rounds per game. Yeah, and then I think
Speaker 1: the Chiefs, Kansas City and the Bengals are up there too.
Speaker 1: But I'm kind of contradicting myse off because I wanted
Speaker 1: to take the overs, so I faded myself. Well, but
Speaker 1: if you look at this Kansas City averages game, Bengals
Speaker 1: average twenty seven and the over under is fifty four
Speaker 1: and a half, sliding right in there the half point,
Speaker 1: so you would you would win by half point. Anything
Speaker 1: else that you have, yep, um so a couple one
Speaker 1: unit bets props. I'm going Jimmy g under too, thirty
Speaker 1: and a half passing yards. I don't know the last
Speaker 1: time he went over that. Um and I'm going first
Speaker 1: touchdowns scorer of the game in Chiefs Bengals Clyde Edwards
Speaker 1: Hilaire plus twelve and one more thing. I gotta go
Speaker 1: Tennis Dan, Right, you don't have to but raf and
Speaker 1: the doll plus two to win the Australian Open one
Speaker 1: unit on that. Uh, that's it. I mean, this is
Speaker 1: this is going to the wire. We do the stenographer?
Speaker 1: Who's ever keep this extra credit? How do you even calculate?
Speaker 1: How do you even calculate? What Dylan does here? Ray
Speaker 1: writes it all down. While it can work out in
Speaker 1: my favorite can also hurt me just as easily as
Speaker 1: it has. I don't know, you've been on a pretty
Speaker 1: impressive role here. That twenty four and a half unit's
Speaker 1: bad Larry with plus twenty six. This could come down
Speaker 1: to the super Bowl and some profits in there as well.
Speaker 1: All right, I can, I can I add a profit
Speaker 1: real quick? One unity. I don't know what the even
Speaker 1: a line is. What's my home's rushing yards? Give us
Speaker 1: a give us a seke second here that I'll get
Speaker 1: over twenty nine and a half? All right, I want
Speaker 1: one unit on the over all right, bad lay wading
Speaker 1: into the problem. It feels like he's a little desperate.
Speaker 1: I mean noticing winner winners aren't desperate. Damn invitations of
Speaker 1: serious form of flat. I think Garoppolo's pasting yards. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't even look at these things. And now you're
Speaker 1: gonna give me twenty nine a half rushing from homes.
Speaker 1: He's been actually running the ball a lot too, I can.
Speaker 1: I can see the way the game in kneel three
Speaker 1: times and a couple of negative couple of negative rushes
Speaker 1: in there at the end. Alright, good luck one, that
Speaker 1: would be great. Alright, good luck this weekend, than good
Speaker 1: luck Bud later, talk to you next week. Now