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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Raw

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Speaker 1: Dog by Jamie Loft trend in in stores. Now go

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Speaker 1: get your copy. Yeah, I have never seen someone's voice

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Speaker 1: so clearly. Just translate. You will read this and feel

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Speaker 1: like you are listening to the best Jamie loftis podcast.

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Speaker 1: It's so good. Yeah, so excited for everybody to read it.

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Speaker 1: And it is in bookstores. Now go check it out.

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Speaker 1: Please call raw Dog, which is cool, so you can

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Speaker 1: put it on your bookshelves. It's like a beautiful book,

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Speaker 1: so to look good on your bookshelves.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it reads, I mean yeah, I've I've man. Get

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Speaker 2: your hands on it. Go support local bookstores and support

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Speaker 2: the god Jamie loftis all.

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Speaker 1: Right, I'm Jack. That's miles. Yeah. These are some of

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Speaker 1: the things that are trending. The Oathkeeper founder was sentenced

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Speaker 1: to eighteen years in prison for the January sixth seditious

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Speaker 1: conspiracy case. Yeah yeah. The judge was not having it.

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Speaker 1: Was not a fan of this of this guy.

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Speaker 2: Oh didn't like that. I mean if right before he

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Speaker 2: was sentenced he was just saying shit like I'm a

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Speaker 2: political prisoner. I feel like I'm the lead character in

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Speaker 2: Kafka's the trial.

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Speaker 1: Uh huh, yeah, I bet you do. The judge said, you, sir,

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Speaker 1: present an ongoing threat and peril to this country and

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Speaker 1: to the Republican, to the very fabric of this democracy.

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Speaker 1: Then they pointed out that he had said they won't

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Speaker 1: fear us until we come with rifles in our hands

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Speaker 1: before the attacks, and then after the attacks said his

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Speaker 1: only regret was you should have brought rifles. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: then he said you are not a political prisoner, mister Rhodes.

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Speaker 1: So the judge was just not having it at all.

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Speaker 2: His ex wife commented and was like, yeah, it's really

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Speaker 2: really rich that he brings up Kafka because he never

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Speaker 2: fucking read kaf gut have this on his bookshelf for

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Speaker 2: Faki's okay?

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Speaker 1: Is that the Squid in the Whale where the kid says, Cofka,

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Speaker 1: it's very Uh, He's like talking about a Kafka book

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Speaker 1: and he says it's very Kafka. Askue, shit, crack me up?

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Speaker 2: What is Also? That's what the fuck? There's a movie.

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Speaker 2: It's not Congo. It's something where this guy's like this

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Speaker 2: is Kafka ask and like this interrogators.

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Speaker 1: Like who is cough? Co forget you said, it's not Congo.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was Congo, the movie with the Killer Apes.

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Speaker 1: I thought, because I believe that was supposed to be

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Speaker 1: the follow up to Jurassic Park. Man. Yeah, what a disappointment.

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Speaker 2: I know, I know the boys.

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Speaker 1: I thought I was so smart when I was reading

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Speaker 1: those Crichton books when I was like twelve. Yeah, oh

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Speaker 1: you think Jurassic Park is good? You gotta sphere, dude,

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Speaker 1: sphear is the for the real heads.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Amy want rain drop drink. It's so funny

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Speaker 2: because that movie had like pop tents in it for

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Speaker 2: the first time in media, like those tents you can

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Speaker 2: just throw out like yeah, And I was like, holy shit.

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Speaker 2: And I remember like my dad knew somebody would want

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Speaker 2: and he borrowed it, and we camped in my backyard

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Speaker 2: because like I want to sleep in a pop tent

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Speaker 2: like out in the wilderness. We did my backyard and

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Speaker 2: like you know, jack kids first camp out in the backyard.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't go the whole time. I gave up on

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Speaker 2: that ship around two AM. I was like, the inside, now,

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Speaker 2: I don't like this.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, we actually just bought a tent from our

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Speaker 1: neighbor's garage sale. And there's been a lot of pressure

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Speaker 1: to do a backyard camping night, and I'm just like,

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Speaker 1: I have to put this thing up and then you

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Speaker 1: guys are gonna you're gonna hate, You're gonna bail five seconds.

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Speaker 1: I think the first thing I need, though, is I

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Speaker 1: need to get like one of those portable little fire

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Speaker 1: pit thing. Yeah, yeah, because it's not a it's not

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Speaker 1: a backyard camping aboutmores evening without small even though I

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Speaker 1: don't likesmores. Yeah, yeah, there's there's I think they're slightly overrated.

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Speaker 1: They just like don't hold together. No, because also like you.

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Speaker 2: End up fucking charring the fuck out of the out

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Speaker 2: and I know people have like techniques. I'm sorry, I'm

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Speaker 2: usually I'm just not patient with something like that. I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: having fun. Anyway, we digress.

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Speaker 1: What else is journey the uh So the other night

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Speaker 1: when we were supposed to do it, I was just like,

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Speaker 1: and that that ship just goes up in flames immediately.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, you gotta gotta be careful, but I do

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Speaker 1: have a pretty good technique when it comes to a

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Speaker 1: campfire not to prag elon musk. In addition to uh

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Speaker 1: killing it on the political campaign launching front, the man

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Speaker 1: is good at launching things, it would seem. Yeah, he

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Speaker 1: was caught on camera. People are like, is he on ecstasy?

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Speaker 1: Because that like some club in Mexico dancing, I guess

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Speaker 1: this is he just looks like a wounded bear to me,

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Speaker 1: oh slash, like an older man doing like you know

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Speaker 1: when you see old people doing like uh like exercises

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Speaker 2: Oh no, oh no, oh god. It looks like when

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Speaker 2: like I was drunk and taking a piss publicly. He

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Speaker 2: just got your hands like locked behind your head and

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Speaker 2: he's like, wat's.

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Speaker 1: This, I'm pissing everywhere? That's what its like.

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Speaker 2: That dance move is yeah, oh man, that is fucking real,

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Speaker 2: real sad. Why can't someone just like shove him over? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: if you seem in public, I'm sorry, you're obligated to

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Speaker 2: be like, Bro, you're a fucking herb. Get the fuck

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Speaker 2: out of here. But again, people are like, but.

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Speaker 1: All these people around him are just like, yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: it's going down. It's Elon Musk.

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Speaker 2: They're like, go stink fuck it up, go stink fuck

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Speaker 1: Get the fuck. But they're also like all dancing, and

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Speaker 1: then he's just this.

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Speaker 2: Ship, like as if he's on the soul train line

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Speaker 2: and he's the center of it, like as if he's like, oh,

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Speaker 2: here I come with this move. And it's not even

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Speaker 2: on deep for somebody who likes drugs as much as

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Speaker 2: he does and likes music as much as he seems

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Speaker 2: to he, you really don't get that.

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Speaker 1: Impression from this. Yeah, he seems to be half asleep anyways.

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Speaker 1: Elon Musk not cool. It turns out, Yeah, majority of

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Speaker 1: Californians believe Fine Steein is not fit to serve. A

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Speaker 1: poll has found.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Fi looks. I mean, come on, We've been saying

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Speaker 2: this for like years now. The second she was like,

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Speaker 2: thank you Lindsey Graham for helping me confirm Brett Kavanaugh,

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Speaker 2: I was like, Okay, it's over, guys. What was all

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Speaker 2: that do?

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Speaker 1: The like referee when somebody has been like punched out

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Speaker 2: The no, and you just hold them. You hold them

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Speaker 2: because you don't. Don't think it's over. It's over. Yeahs,

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Speaker 2: don't worry, don't don't let Chuck Schumer bully you into

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Speaker 2: coming back to confirmed judges, because this is the fucked

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Speaker 2: game we have where it's like, well, just the way

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Speaker 2: to send it is we need the oldest ghouls here.

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Speaker 2: It will sweet lose.

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Speaker 1: That is such an intimate moment between the boxing referee

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Speaker 1: and the person who's just gotten knocked out. You're right,

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Speaker 1: all right, Hey, okay, hey man, if you've been knocked

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Speaker 1: the funk out but you're still on your feet, It's

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Speaker 1: like if he gave him a little kiss right there,

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Speaker 1: it wouldn't seem out out of the ordinary, like yeah,

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Speaker 1: the boxer would be mad, probably.

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Speaker 2: Like no, honey, okay, okay, you're right.

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Speaker 1: You're a baby. You're right.

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Speaker 2: That's like me when I pick up my baby, like

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Speaker 2: when he's crying, I'm.

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Speaker 1: Like, yeah, yeah it is. It's a little bit like

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Speaker 1: what's wrong?

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Speaker 2: What's wrong? I know?

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Speaker 1: I know, I know, I got you. I know I

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Speaker 1: got you, I got you.

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Speaker 2: Don't I got any rights?

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Speaker 1: Hey, you know what I got?

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Speaker 3: Yea?

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Speaker 1: And then the Boxer immediately is like, what.

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Speaker 2: Would you do? I was, wait, fine, I got rights,

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Speaker 2: they got the right to be knocked out. Uh.

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Speaker 1: Movie Past is still coming back, dying, coming back, dying,

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Speaker 1: the resputant of apps. Yeah, so the resurrected I shouldn't

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Speaker 1: say the a resurrected Movie Past launches today. This is,

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Speaker 1: you know, one of many iterations launches today with four

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Speaker 1: plans and a vague unlimited promise that you know, we've

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Speaker 1: been burned before, Miles.

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Speaker 2: Right, but it didn't happen again. I need to know

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Speaker 2: that you have an absolutely backwards, upside down business model

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Speaker 2: for me to say, I want it on this and

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Speaker 2: watch I want to bleed the company by being a member.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, they say, what's wild is they? All of

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Speaker 2: these plans are available except guess which two consequential markets

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Speaker 2: for film you cannot use movie pass at the moment

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Speaker 2: with markets, Jack, what are the.

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Speaker 1: Two biggest market New York in LA?

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Speaker 2: Yes, you cannot use them in NYC and Southern California. Yeah, alright,

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Speaker 2: and it's like a very confoluted credit system.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, it's just a credit card.

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Speaker 2: I think that's what it is. You can get this

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Speaker 2: to understand if you can decipher the credit system, let

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's take a quick break and we'll

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Speaker 1: be right back. And we're back. And finally a ride

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Speaker 1: share app for us miles. You know how we were

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Speaker 1: always talking on the show in private about how we

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Speaker 1: just wish that ride share like our ride share drivers

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Speaker 1: had guns, Yeah, loaded weapons on them. Yeah you know

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Speaker 1: that that always makes feel safer. Yeah, yeah, No, there's

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Speaker 1: a new ride sharing app called black Wolf. It is

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Speaker 1: like Uber, but with drivers who carry guns. Feels like

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Speaker 1: it's for who mega Probably Oh, it's for people who

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Speaker 1: have completely who are like terminally on next door or

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Speaker 1: like neighbor type apps where everything that they live in

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Speaker 1: a fucking war zone. Because I'm like, wait, what in

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Speaker 1: their in their marketing though in a Facebook post they did.

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Speaker 1: What they did was show like a fucking potential child

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Speaker 1: abduction right as to why you should use them.

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Speaker 2: So I don't know. Again, this is for people who

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Speaker 2: I think this is a very There is a mindset

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Speaker 2: that people like, well, everyone should just have guns, right,

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Speaker 2: So I guess this is for you, but I don't know.

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Speaker 2: You know, right now, I think it's only available in

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Speaker 2: a couple of places, Like I think.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's only available in New York and Atlanta. So

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Speaker 1: it feels like it was made by people who watch

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Speaker 1: Fox News but don't live in New York or Atlanta.

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Speaker 1: So they just like see the stories about how like

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Speaker 1: the urban decay and everything's falling apart and it's so

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Speaker 1: scary in these cities, but like don't recognize that, Like

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Speaker 1: people who live in the cities are just like guns

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Speaker 1: are bad. Yeah, it seems I don't want to fucking I.

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Speaker 2: Don't want to be like, hey, man, can I get

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Speaker 2: the OX cable? And next thing I know, I got

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Speaker 2: a fucking gun in my face. Right, Yeah, you better.

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Speaker 2: Anyone who actually necessitates armed security they already have it.

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Speaker 1: We're just going down the street to my friend Todd's house. Yeah. Cool,

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Speaker 2: Like fucking he shorted me like on this boat of

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Speaker 1: Uh, it's official. Spotify has come out with a list

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, this is not right.

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Speaker 3: They've got two Riza beats on here. I think on

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Speaker 2: Okay, but like, yeah, it's a very it's like someone

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you mean the things that they also didn't have,

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Speaker 2: That's like a fuck it, Like those are things that

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Speaker 2: because when you hear boom boom boom boom, like people

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Speaker 1: But so their top five is still dre which that

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Speaker 1: just the most wrapped over beat of all time. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Tupac and it's ambitions as a rider, which right, ambition,

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Speaker 1: There's not enough at Jill. Yeah, yeah, a Razor crane,

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Speaker 2: There, fucking erasure. The band has a track on here, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I mean that is that's seminal, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like yellow be a Bodak yellow a great choice.

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Speaker 1: Like it when he was the musical guest on SNL.

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Speaker 2: Wow, like only like female rappers on here? Is just

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Speaker 2: one Missy Elliott track.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there should be more Missy Dude.

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Speaker 2: Fucking Little Kim's tracks could be on What the fuck

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Speaker 1: What is this? There's a good shit on here though,

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Speaker 2: Fine, but I'm more focused on these like usurpers that

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Speaker 2: This has been old millennials screaming about hip hop.

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Speaker 1: Yes, all right, well those are some of the things

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Speaker 1: the Chaos episode of all episodes. Thank you for pulling

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Speaker 2: How'd that go?

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Speaker 1: So?

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Speaker 2: It was good?

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Speaker 2: What do you mean, like, so you just come and

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Speaker 1: Yeah? They have like an in and out truck outside

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Speaker 1: and you just like buy the buy the lunches ahead

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Speaker 2: I'm glad you like it, like because I didn't get one, But.

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Speaker 1: Oh, is that good? Is that good? I almost asked

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Speaker 2: That, oh my god. And you're like, you're not gonna

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Speaker 2: tell anybody just housed your burger, are you?

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Speaker 2: Give me that. What give me that? Kids so confused,

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Speaker 2: You're like, come on, I think you should leave right

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Speaker 1: This guy gets it.

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Speaker 2: This guy gets it. It's a kid in like a

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Speaker 2: I love that the trailer. The trailer is like devoid

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Speaker 1: This episode is like the I think you should leave trailer. Yeah, madness,

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Speaker 1: Bunch of shots? Pretty embarrassing.

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Speaker 2: I think I can grab and watch this and you go, yeah,

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Speaker 2: miss terribly like what is this? Let I get a

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Speaker 1: What was doing one of the teachers. I was like

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Speaker 2: Also, like misfat booty by most depth should be on there.

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Speaker 1: Is that on there? Yeah? That should be on there?

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Speaker 1: And that I don't believe I saw that. People look

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Speaker 2: I don't even I wonder if like an algorithm made

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Speaker 2: I can't stop. Look, I got it, I got a kid.

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Speaker 2: I've got a lot of tables. Man, I can't put

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Speaker 2: miners into this ship. You feel me?

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Speaker 1: All right? Uh back tomorrow. Until then, be kind to

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Speaker 1: each other, be kind to yourselves, get the vaccine, don't

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Speaker 1: do nothing about supremacy, and we will talk to y'all tomorrow.

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