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Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI away now offering free remote

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Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.

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Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote

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Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d

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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or Calm eight hundred away. All right,

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Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap. And imagine you just

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Speaker 1: moved into a new community, Okay, and in your very

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Speaker 1: first week there, one of your neighbors invites you over

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Speaker 1: for a big Halloween party at their homes. Yeah, that

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Speaker 1: does sound nice, doesn't it. Okay, Now, imagine that neighbor's

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Speaker 1: Jose's phone tap character, Rolando, the sensual Latin lover with

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Speaker 1: a very big appetite for romance and the party. He's

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Speaker 1: inviting you too. There's a little more than your bargained

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Speaker 1: forty Yeah, me need more than a face mask. That

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Speaker 1: one is what you're saying. Are you going to accept

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Speaker 1: that invitation? I don't think so. I don't know. You'll

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Speaker 1: find out in your brand new phone tap. Right now,

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Speaker 1: it's another tap Mornings twenties. I'm hello, Hello, is they stayed? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Who is this? Hello? My name is Rolando I am

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Speaker 1: your neighbor from down the street. I wanted to say

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Speaker 1: welcome to our little community, my friend. Okay, well, hi,

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Speaker 1: you said you're my neighbor. See, yes, I am your

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Speaker 1: neighbor from down the street, a few houses down. Okay, cool,

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Speaker 1: Well thanks for calling. Yes, Jays, No, I have a

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Speaker 1: question you and your wife do you have plans this

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Speaker 1: year for the spooky season? If you may say no,

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Speaker 1: not really. I mean we're still unpacking. So I see.

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Speaker 1: I see. Well, as your neighbor, I would like to

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Speaker 1: invite you to Rolando's Halloween party. That is my part. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I mean there gonna be a lot of people there.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of low key. Jay City is very low key.

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Speaker 1: I tend to only invite the sexies of the neighborhood.

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Speaker 1: Invite the sexy people. Yes, are you one of the

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Speaker 1: sexiest day and your why? Yeah? Man? Who are the

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Speaker 1: sexy people? Were the sexy couple? Oh? I am very lucky? Then? No? No, man,

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Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. We're not that sexy. Oh you are joking.

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Speaker 1: You are very funny. I like you a lot. Do

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Speaker 1: you like party games? I mean I know my wife

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Speaker 1: like clue Jays. We play a live action game sort

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Speaker 1: of like the clothes, like a murder of the story,

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Speaker 1: like oh, detective, I think I know who did it?

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Speaker 1: Signor Green in the bedroom with a lead vibe. Oh

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Speaker 1: jay yeah? Wait? Hey, did we still talking about clue?

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Speaker 1: It does not matter, Dad? Do you like carving the pumpkin? Stay? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean pumpkin carving is cool. I mean I haven't

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Speaker 1: done a sense of a kid, but oh, you will

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Speaker 1: love the pumpkin carving. Rolando's party, the team was favorite

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Speaker 1: positions of the Karma Sutra and I, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: very very detailed, if you know what I'm saying. Okay, yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: that sounds weird. Well, you see, Tad, when I carve

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Speaker 1: a pumpkin, I do it very hands on and very sensually,

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Speaker 1: sometimes even putting my face and my mouth inside of

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Speaker 1: the pumpkin. Wife, you must taste the seeds to really enjoy. Hey, man,

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Speaker 1: when I said it was weird before, it's a lot

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Speaker 1: weirder now. This is not making me want to come

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Speaker 1: to your party. Oh no, Dad, listen, you do not

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Speaker 1: have to do the pumpkin carving. If you do not like,

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Speaker 1: there are many other games we can play with your wife.

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Speaker 1: Does she like bobbing for apples. I don't know, dude,

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Speaker 1: I've never asked. Well, we don't necessarily do as I

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Speaker 1: should ask you this for what do you use at

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Speaker 1: Rolando's party? We call it bobbing for Bob's And now

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Speaker 1: that I know you and your wife will be coming,

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Speaker 1: I will be sure to call all of the Bobs

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Speaker 1: that I know. Oh my god, I will call Bob

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Speaker 1: and Bobby and Bob Erto. I don't know if we'll

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Speaker 1: be making it. You never know. If you are busy,

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Speaker 1: perhaps we can bring the party to your place. Uh no,

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Speaker 1: come on, I don't know how it works at your place,

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Speaker 1: but we can switch it up, if you know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. Speech everybody switch you know. I always say

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Speaker 1: that at my party. Hey, hey, excuse me, Gee, this

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Speaker 1: is too much. We're not coming to your swingers party.

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Speaker 1: Oh I do not like that term. A swinger is

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Speaker 1: as dirty as a morning radio host two attempts to

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Speaker 1: bring phone call people with a bad accent. Why like me,

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Speaker 1: because this is actually jose from the radio show Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you right now, dude, Josey, what are you doing? Man? Man?

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Speaker 1: Come on, bro, Sorry, man, your real neighbor, Scott actually

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Speaker 1: said you just moved in. You two just met yesterday,

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Speaker 1: and you wanted to play a joke on you right away.

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Speaker 1: Oh Scott, Okay, yeah, blame him. I will, I will.

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Speaker 1: He should be home relatively anytime soon, so we'll tell

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Speaker 1: me when Scott gets home, and the three of us

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Speaker 1: can party together at my house, all right, do me

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Speaker 1: a favorite. Don't ever do that voice again. Please wake

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Speaker 1: up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 1: Holy On Moving ninety two point five,