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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here's Nick here. I am welcome

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Speaker 1: to the show. It's Nicki Lazer Podcast. It is Wednesday. Um,

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Speaker 1: I am in Los Angeles, California, in my hotel room.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why I did that. And um, Andrew

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Speaker 1: is in St. Louis knows no as an Arizona's and um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a beautiful little day over here in sunny col

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Speaker 1: walk to Sunset to get my starbucks. Saw a bunch

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Speaker 1: of new billboards, a lot of new TV shows coming out.

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Speaker 1: Um shows that I'm just like God so much goes

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Speaker 1: into these things and they don't get canceled. They all

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Speaker 1: gonna get canceled. Like you just look at like this.

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Speaker 1: There's this new billboard for Charlemagne the Gods New. She

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Speaker 1: has a new show coming out on Comedy Central. I'll

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Speaker 1: promote it. Why not, it's gonna get canceled like everything else.

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Speaker 1: No offense to him, you know. Um it's called I

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Speaker 1: like the name of it because whenever I see a

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Speaker 1: good name for a show, I always think back on

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Speaker 1: like the times I've had to come up with names

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Speaker 1: for shows. I have a document in my phone like

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Speaker 1: full of possible names for shows. Podcasts, talk shows, um specials,

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Speaker 1: children bands, plumbing companies. I don't know where my career

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Speaker 1: is gonna take me. And his is called um A

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Speaker 1: hell of a Week and it's once a week and

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Speaker 1: it's a talk show. Maybe it'll do well. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I mean he's amazing. It doesn't I mean, shows get

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Speaker 1: cancel all the time that are great, but it'll get

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Speaker 1: canceled just like everything else does. There was some quote

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Speaker 1: I read recently that someone said, oh, this was from

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Speaker 1: It was a subreddit about It was in the dom

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Speaker 1: wi subreddit, which I don't even subscribe to because it

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Speaker 1: is such a toxic place. But sometimes on demoi d

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Speaker 1: e u x m o y on Instagram they have

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Speaker 1: like a blind item where it'll be like this b

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Speaker 1: list comedian was a terror to work with. No, this

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Speaker 1: this blonde uh badass in quotes female comic was a

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Speaker 1: total cunt to everyone she worked with. And I'm always like,

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Speaker 1: was this me? And then I read further and I

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Speaker 1: like it's like, you know, it says something about like

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Speaker 1: she there's always like one thing that makes me think

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Speaker 1: it's not me. Um, And it's like, because I could

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Speaker 1: sometimes be a cunt, but then it's like to every

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Speaker 1: single person on the crew and always like not me,

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Speaker 1: you know, like, I'm not gonna I've never been. I

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Speaker 1: don't think rude to a camera, op or like and

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Speaker 1: do whatever. So I always go to dema subreddit because

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Speaker 1: that's where they break it down and they go who

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Speaker 1: could this be? And everyone speculates and usually people know

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Speaker 1: exactly who they're talking about. So I went there the

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Speaker 1: other day just to look see what was going on,

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Speaker 1: and okay, that's not good. Um hold, I think he's

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Speaker 1: muted because I was wondering why he's being so quiet.

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Speaker 1: I like this silent film star Andrew. Andrew's like Eric

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Speaker 1: from f Boy Island. Oh now he's kissing the llama.

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Speaker 1: Now he's looks like he's things are getting Brenna needs

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Speaker 1: to be alerted. Oh no, oh no, he's telling us

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Speaker 1: to be quiet, and well he penetrates the guys. He's

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Speaker 1: fucking the llama, which representive Andrew. I don't know now

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Speaker 1: he's going down that. I hate this so much. Andrew,

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Speaker 1: You're not gonna be able to ever run for Congress

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Speaker 1: because of what you're doing right now. This is really

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Speaker 1: not that you ever would, but I mean you could,

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Speaker 1: but that's what you want to do with your fame

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Speaker 1: or infamy at this point if it's a fake, Yeah, God,

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Speaker 1: that is funny. And we were still going, is that

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Speaker 1: what is God that you guys have to watch the

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Speaker 1: video of that and go on our YouTube because what

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Speaker 1: I just witnessed you really get a little look into

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Speaker 1: how Andrew might fuck. Um. That's why I like Chelsea

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Speaker 1: Bretti used to have this joke of when guys go like,

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Speaker 1: oh really and they do like the jerk off motion,

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Speaker 1: you can tell how they jerk like. It's like a

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Speaker 1: little window into how they jerk off when they're like,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, oh so I'm gonna wait in line for

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Speaker 1: forty five minutes. Yeah, And then she's like and then

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Speaker 1: she does a great thing where she's like, you know,

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Speaker 1: eating a banana because it's just so sexual and I

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Speaker 1: just can't stand it. So instead I just I pull

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Speaker 1: just doing the pussy eating side. That's so funny. Well

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Speaker 1: that when guys do the jerk off, they always make

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Speaker 1: It's always like fuck you, bro. So this joke has

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Speaker 1: been done. But women are never like, oh, really, I'm

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Speaker 1: a fucking haircut. Yeah, I'm just gonna um not that

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Speaker 1: that's a phrase it I don't like is that when

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Speaker 1: you use that? Yeah, whenever the barberge charges me too much?

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Speaker 1: Quite before. But did you have any thoughts on what

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Speaker 1: I was saying about Charlomagne the Gods? I thought you

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Speaker 1: were like friends with Charlomagne the God when I was

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Speaker 1: like mouthing off on trying to be so quiet because

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Speaker 1: I'm waiting for it. He wants to be in with

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Speaker 1: Charlomagne the God. I'm the ghostwriter for God. I like

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Speaker 1: the idea of you naming It's just so funny, how

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Speaker 1: like like if you named yourself Nikki the Goddess, and

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Speaker 1: then everyone just imagine like, hey, that's your name, that's

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Speaker 1: who she is, Nikki the Goddess. I mean, you think

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Speaker 1: it's not humble. You don't you don't think that's chilling? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I didn't. I smelled with a A. I mean imagine

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Speaker 1: waking up in the morning, Charlemagne the god six. Yeah

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Speaker 1: you know how like where's the six? Yeah? The six

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Speaker 1: is like an a and like you know like hack

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Speaker 1: or speak or whatever. Oh yeah, like really is know

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Speaker 1: what you're into? Some definite different little ship the dark

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Speaker 1: web dark Web Noah finishes every email with that little

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Speaker 1: like emoji face that has like glasses but like the

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Speaker 1: is our browser furrowed if you know what I'm talking

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Speaker 1: about this And she put on a wig and she's

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Speaker 1: like a little bit more eyeliner and she's like, hello,

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Speaker 1: welcome to four chance. I don't even know what is

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Speaker 1: imagine if I knew, Yeah, like wake up, Like imagine

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Speaker 1: yourself ten years ago, fifteen years ago and you're getting

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Speaker 1: in the comedy or you're getting in the radio and

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Speaker 1: before you really even made a name for yourself. It's

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Speaker 1: like bringing a wookie on stage. I mean that's just

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Speaker 1: as much of a look that you are committing to.

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Speaker 1: I mean what it is. It's like it's the same

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Speaker 1: thing though, Andrew, because it's like because you're just starting

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Speaker 1: now overcompensate for the fact that you don't have talent yet,

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Speaker 1: so you need to, like, do have something else, which

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Speaker 1: we I mean, I brought a cigarette on stage of

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Speaker 1: open mics, like it's all and if you're from like

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Speaker 1: black person, it's a little bit. I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: the rest of that thought. On four June, did sound

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Speaker 1: like that was cool? That was cool with so thank you, Andrew.

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Speaker 1: I'm so glad I gotta pass from you. You man

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Speaker 1: pass about a black man thing thing. I mean, I

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Speaker 1: just feel like, no, I get it, you couldn't. I

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Speaker 1: don't know how to describe it, but everyone knows what

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Speaker 1: the funk I'm talking about, right, Like I think, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I just feel like it looks cooler when Yeah,

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Speaker 1: of course, although you know, Kesha, I'm trying to I'm

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Speaker 1: thinking of like Lizzo, like names like that, CARDI B.

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm Meg, the Stallion, jay Z, Little Wayne. Yes,

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Speaker 1: And then you know that's it doesn't sound as cool.

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Speaker 1: we let why do we let that go? Why? I mean,

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Speaker 1: because are there any other comedians that have names like that? Anyway?

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Speaker 1: Eliza tried to lose Slessinger, and I think she goes

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Speaker 1: like Slessinger's as hard for people to get and it

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Speaker 1: does make a statement of like I'm fucking Eliza, or

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Speaker 1: like I'm Adele, you know, like I'm not what's Adele's

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Speaker 1: Or I think her. I think Adele is actually her um.

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Speaker 1: a was her initial and it was her first name

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Speaker 1: was the farmer and or last name's computer. Yeah that's

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Speaker 1: what I said. I said that over eat. Oh my bad,

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Speaker 1: Oh god, lady, dude, you're getting a doubt. I'm getting

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Speaker 1: man and so um yeah, I don't know, like what

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Speaker 1: what could I change it to? Like I could go

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Speaker 1: by Nikki. I don't think anyone else is just NICKI

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Speaker 1: there's no other like famous. Well there's Nicky Taylor, there's

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Speaker 1: Nicki Read, there's Nicki Nicki minaje. Fuck I think Nicki

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Speaker 1: Nikki Oh, Nikki and Ella? What's her name? Bella? Nicky Bella?

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Speaker 1: Do you know that I got her? I mean, I

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Speaker 1: the season uh of on me before me, I was

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Speaker 1: just in Montreal, So I'm gonna slip in some frong

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Speaker 1: lay and she left behind her robe that said, you

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Speaker 1: know I had Nikki at strawn into it, so I

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Speaker 1: stole her robe, kept it like if you don't want it,

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Speaker 1: Which is like this beautiful velvet robe. That's how well

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Speaker 1: she's doing in life. She's just like, I don't need this,

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Speaker 1: this is perfectly. She went back for her husband. Well

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Speaker 1: who did she marry? Um Are Artem Artem Artem was

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Speaker 1: and they were not fooling around during the show. Allegedly

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Speaker 1: she was very much in a relationship and nothing went on.

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Speaker 1: That's impossible. It's impossible that that didn't occur. I'm not

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Speaker 1: making any assumptions, but as someone who was on this

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Speaker 1: that you can't help when a hot Russian man is

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Speaker 1: Nothing in the world matters when a hot Russian man

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Speaker 1: can't believe these guys that Robert Hershevik as well, thank you.

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Speaker 1: I would do anything for my career. I would, except

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Speaker 1: just burn it down by alleging that Nikki Bella uh

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Speaker 1: An Artem maybe had feelings for each other before she

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Speaker 1: under the season. Yeah, I mean, it's kind of like

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Speaker 1: genitals like there was yeh, it's okay, Like you can't

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Speaker 1: turn it off. I don't even begrudge anyone feeling things

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Speaker 1: if they let the crush like go on and on

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Speaker 1: and on and like possibly lead to betraying you. But

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Speaker 1: you can't help your feelings, y'all. You just can't help it,

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Speaker 1: I did it my way. What's interesting, the more you

422
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,840
Speaker 1: do stand up if we're just talking about stand up,

423
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:35,240
Speaker 1: even when you do well, like that kind of goes

424
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:37,400
Speaker 1: away too. So you might as well do exactly what

425
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:40,639
Speaker 1: you want because yeah, you know what I mean. I

426
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,800
Speaker 1: have this whole idea. I was talking to myself in

427
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:46,040
Speaker 1: the shower. I have this like because I'm I'm performing

428
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:50,240
Speaker 1: at Zanies in Nashville, and I'm already planning. I'm planning

429
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:55,080
Speaker 1: the opening and I'm thinking about Nashville. And I literally

430
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:58,119
Speaker 1: told myself this whole like seven minute not seven but

431
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:01,640
Speaker 1: maybe like four minutes story that would be like an

432
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:09,080
Speaker 1: opener for Nashville. That's a little um out there, But

433
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:12,600
Speaker 1: you gave me a pass, I'll say. Yeah. My point

434
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:15,679
Speaker 1: is is like and said, that's fine, dude. You know

435
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 1: when comics like do like made up stories and they're

436
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:20,959
Speaker 1: like these long winded like stories where you're like, uh,

437
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:24,679
Speaker 1: like speak you into this scene of like Richard Pryor

438
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:28,200
Speaker 1: would do it, and like he was like yeah, anyways,

439
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,000
Speaker 1: So like I have this whole idea and I'm like,

440
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,480
Speaker 1: I can't do that, Like what if this bomb? Because

441
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:36,879
Speaker 1: to come back from a five minute made up story

442
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:39,120
Speaker 1: would be insane. Why don't you just do it later?

443
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:42,480
Speaker 1: Why don't you just open when they've already I mean,

444
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:44,199
Speaker 1: I know you're gonna do what you're gonna do, but

445
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:47,280
Speaker 1: like there are tricks of the trade that tend to work,

446
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:49,280
Speaker 1: so you can get this. You can do that and

447
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:54,480
Speaker 1: not risk anything because you should open. You never listen

448
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,200
Speaker 1: to my advice on this, and it always goes well

449
00:25:56,240 --> 00:26:01,200
Speaker 1: for you, but you can't. You have no um uh

450
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:04,000
Speaker 1: impulse control when it comes to like something you're excited about,

451
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:08,120
Speaker 1: Like it's that's just who you are. Good thing about

452
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:10,560
Speaker 1: who you are? Yes, Like I think that's a good

453
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:12,680
Speaker 1: thing for you to follow. Is like you're the guy

454
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:14,840
Speaker 1: that like, if there are things to put on your

455
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:17,160
Speaker 1: hamburger that will make it taste better, but you're hungry

456
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:18,919
Speaker 1: and they're across the room, you will just eat the

457
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:22,879
Speaker 1: hamburger instead of walking to make it slightly better because

458
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:25,600
Speaker 1: maybe you would make it better, but maybe this story

459
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:27,680
Speaker 1: would have been better off. So I mean I would

460
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:31,720
Speaker 1: never know. Like, so the idea very quick is like

461
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:35,320
Speaker 1: it's like this whole scenario of a guy named Jimmy

462
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:38,160
Speaker 1: Ray from a small town in Texas who he doesn't

463
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:40,879
Speaker 1: even have WiFi, but he has six songs on a

464
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,639
Speaker 1: CD and the whole town believes in them. And he

465
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:45,840
Speaker 1: gets in his pickup truck that the whole town paid

466
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:47,879
Speaker 1: for him and he drives auto way into Nashville to

467
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:50,600
Speaker 1: meet with Warner Brothers. Warner Brothers goes, you know how

468
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 1: many TikTok fires if you have? Are you trying out

469
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:54,800
Speaker 1: a bit right now? No? I'm telling you what the

470
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 1: bit is. I'm not trying it. I'm telling you what

471
00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:00,720
Speaker 1: kind of is I guess it's kind of our I'm

472
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:04,439
Speaker 1: not I'm really it's fine, just do it. But I

473
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 1: would never do that. I'm just boggled with when you

474
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 1: do this because I'm like, people are listening that are

475
00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:14,160
Speaker 1: going to be at that show. Well, yeah, I mean,

476
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 1: what do you Does that not register to you? Because

477
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:18,520
Speaker 1: i know people are gonna be like, Nicky, don't stop him,

478
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 1: You're being a bit. But I'm like, when when you

479
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:24,200
Speaker 1: hear something a second time, it takes some of the fun.

480
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:26,600
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just so precious about stuff. Continue if

481
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:28,679
Speaker 1: you want to, but like, do not think of that?

482
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:31,200
Speaker 1: I think of that all the time. Well here's the thing.

483
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:33,000
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm going to do it at the show.

484
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:37,000
Speaker 1: That's why I really so many weeks before. Yeah, I

485
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 1: I I just like almost you'd be here. Jimmy Ray

486
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 1: has a mixtape and everyone believes in him, and he goes,

487
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:45,359
Speaker 1: he packs up of stuff and he moves to Nashville.

488
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,120
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm gonna make it. Mom and dad, and

489
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:49,720
Speaker 1: mom and dad, you know, sit on the porch and yell,

490
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:52,880
Speaker 1: you know, check the oil there's out the window and says,

491
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:56,640
Speaker 1: I'm leaving my boy. Names didn't seem like I left

492
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:59,119
Speaker 1: long ago. He gets the Warner brother and they're like,

493
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:01,200
Speaker 1: first of all, we don't have a CD player here.

494
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 1: We can't even list. But he got Hot Chicken. By

495
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 1: the way, he had to stop get the hot Chicken.

496
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,960
Speaker 1: He heard about that, and it was I'm kidding. Nashville

497
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:12,720
Speaker 1: is like known for hot Chicken. I like the idea that, like,

498
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:17,439
Speaker 1: he's still okay, I gotta know you're jumping. No no,

499
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:19,960
Speaker 1: no, no no, no, okay, I'll go back. I got the

500
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 1: hot Chicken. No one's gonna know what you're talking he's

501
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 1: I know, I know, but even in not I knew

502
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,240
Speaker 1: exactly what you're talking about. But I also I need

503
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,160
Speaker 1: to play Devil's advocate a little bit here and say

504
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:34,040
Speaker 1: that you go. He gets to the place he's got

505
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:37,240
Speaker 1: they don't have a CD player, which is hilarious. He

506
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:40,840
Speaker 1: got the hot Chicken. I pictured the record exects with

507
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:44,280
Speaker 1: Hot Chicken. You're in, you have planted us in the

508
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 1: recording student, you've ended us at the studio and Warner Brothers,

509
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:47,880
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, you go. But he

510
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 1: got that chicken. It's like, just know he got the

511
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:53,920
Speaker 1: hot chicken before he went to his studio. Okay, so

512
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 1: you need to say that, yes, that would be a

513
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,600
Speaker 1: joke about like his assholes already burning before he gets

514
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:03,160
Speaker 1: to Warner Brothers. A get Okay, you skipped that part

515
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 1: before it because I was doing the cliff note version,

516
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:09,040
Speaker 1: because okay, we can't drop a ham drip without the ham.

517
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about hot ham. So

518
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:15,960
Speaker 1: so they go, you know, get the funk out of

519
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 1: my office, and then the guy's like comes out, So

520
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 1: jim Jimmy Ray doesn't even sleep a night and naturally

521
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 1: just drives right back to his small town and he's

522
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:25,520
Speaker 1: just so sad, and he's with a dog, a dog

523
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:30,040
Speaker 1: somehow showed up and the dogs uh huh. The dog

524
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 1: showed up in his car. Ye, Like he's in the

525
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,120
Speaker 1: back of the truck. And he's like, no, I guess

526
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,840
Speaker 1: I picked this guy up on the way. So the

527
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 1: exact comes out. He goes, I don't want another motherfucking

528
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 1: Jimmy Ray in my office. I don't want anyone fuck

529
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:48,240
Speaker 1: Jimmy Ray. Now, if we could get Jumping Jackie from TikTok,

530
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:51,719
Speaker 1: who has twenty five million followers. I'd love to have her.

531
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 1: And they're like, well, she doesn't sing. He goes, that

532
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 1: doesn't do you think I fucking care if she sings.

533
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:59,000
Speaker 1: And then late at night, he's sitting in his chair

534
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:05,160
Speaker 1: and he comes across Jimmy Ray's c D and uh,

535
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 1: he plays it and he just starts smiling. He got

536
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:11,200
Speaker 1: a CD player, Yeah, he had one at home. Home. Okay,

537
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 1: it's an old It's okay. I just need to go

538
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,200
Speaker 1: on this journey. I just need to understand where this

539
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:23,960
Speaker 1: record executive is. Okay, So that after he's yelled about

540
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:28,960
Speaker 1: Jackie and he doesn't care Jumping Jackie, who's viral. I

541
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 1: mean this literally is the movie Elvis if you haven't

542
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:37,840
Speaker 1: seen it yet, He's what, he's what you mean, He's what? Okay,

543
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:42,000
Speaker 1: go on. So essentially he plays the music, he smiles,

544
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 1: He runs back to his office the next morning, or

545
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:49,120
Speaker 1: drives back. He's so excited. Jimmy Jay has already killed himself.

546
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 1: No Jumping Jackie, I got I heard the six most

547
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:57,880
Speaker 1: amazing songs in my life last night. Get Jumping Jackie's

548
00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:00,400
Speaker 1: reps on the phone. She's we're giving him to her.

549
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 1: So Jumping Jackie now has these amazing songs, and Jimmy

550
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,480
Speaker 1: Ray five months later driving in his truck and he

551
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:11,040
Speaker 1: hears on the radio his own song by Jumping Jackie,

552
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:14,640
Speaker 1: and then he just drives off a cliff. Okay, I

553
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:17,240
Speaker 1: think he should go to a get a lawyer and sue.

554
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 1: But I know I had a few different endings. Okay.

555
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:27,960
Speaker 1: One was, I don't understand where this story came from.

556
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:32,680
Speaker 1: I think this is your fantasy of what might happen

557
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:35,040
Speaker 1: to you or something. Well, no, I think, well, I'm

558
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:37,400
Speaker 1: sure it's some kind of projection. I mean, all our

559
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 1: stories are about us, about TikTok's, and like everyone who's

560
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 1: famous now is a TikTok star, and like just Nashville,

561
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 1: and I feel the way I look at country music,

562
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 1: Jimmy j could go be a songwriter in Nashville. Those

563
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:53,800
Speaker 1: people make tons of month monthy. Yeah, that's maybe he'll

564
00:31:53,880 --> 00:32:00,000
Speaker 1: drive back. Even Jimmy J. I wanted him time. Jimmy Well,

565
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 1: I think jim Jumping Jackie and Jimmy Ray should collab

566
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:12,160
Speaker 1: and jim Jimmy so so my talk. I think we

567
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 1: should work at. My other thought is that he was

568
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:17,960
Speaker 1: he would do a dance to his own song by

569
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:22,560
Speaker 1: jumping Jackie on TikTok and go viral, and that's how

570
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 1: his career would then. Okay, so that whole that whole

571
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:32,720
Speaker 1: thing to open with would be it would be a

572
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:37,960
Speaker 1: fun ride like we had fun, had fun. Yeah, but

573
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:40,960
Speaker 1: I just don't I'm a little confused if it's a joke.

574
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 1: It's like how you get into it, Like what do

575
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,960
Speaker 1: you say to them and go my my idea of

576
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,520
Speaker 1: the Nashville dream is I mean I think that that

577
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 1: makes sense. Just go, hey, Nashville. This is how why

578
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:54,680
Speaker 1: I see you doing it because you're so excited about it. Hey, Nashville,

579
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 1: how's it going? Okay, So Jimmy Ray, he's a guy

580
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:59,400
Speaker 1: that believes in himself. He's from Texas, and he gets

581
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 1: in his car because remember you are no I do

582
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,000
Speaker 1: it to do sometimes where I'm just like, I need

583
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 1: to get this joke out right away or I'm gonna

584
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 1: forget it. And so then you how are you going

585
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 1: to get into that though? I really want to know

586
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,720
Speaker 1: know exactly how you said, Well, I have to joke

587
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:21,680
Speaker 1: about how Naturville used to be really country now whatever

588
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 1: I very pickup truck is a Bachelor atte party mobile,

589
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 1: They're like, We're gonna live forever, Morgan, while and what's

590
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 1: my pussy? If Johnny Cash was alive today, he would

591
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:32,440
Speaker 1: shoot all these people. Nashville is just not the same

592
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:34,520
Speaker 1: like Nashville. Now. I think when I look at a

593
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:36,960
Speaker 1: country story of Nashville, this is how I imagine it.

594
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 1: Something like that. Yeah, yeah, Okay, No, I like that.

595
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 1: I think, um, I think it's I like it. I

596
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 1: think it's just I mean, I think it needs all

597
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 1: the I don't think it needs a story as much

598
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:52,040
Speaker 1: as like your point about I think you could make

599
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 1: it just a joke about how you know, I don't

600
00:33:56,520 --> 00:34:00,200
Speaker 1: know it could be Good songwriters are being replaced by

601
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 1: TikTok stars who named something like jumping to Jim and

602
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:09,839
Speaker 1: Jackie is so funny though, And Jimmy Ray, Yeah, are

603
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 1: you Jimmy Ray? Who wants? Who wants to know? Are

604
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:17,799
Speaker 1: you any Ray who wants to know? Who wants? I

605
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 1: mean that song? This hasn't been that long that good

606
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:24,480
Speaker 1: music is not making its way to the front because

607
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 1: that song was not good? Who wants to know about that?

608
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:33,080
Speaker 1: Are you any Ray who wants to know? Who wants? You?

609
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:37,280
Speaker 1: Don't remember that song. Definitely knew it. Um It's almost

610
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:44,080
Speaker 1: like I'm bloon Okay, what are the lyrics? Uh oh,

611
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:49,839
Speaker 1: it's actually are you Johnny Ray Ray, Slim Ray? Are

612
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:55,799
Speaker 1: you Slim Ray? Who wants? Are you are you Fay Ray?

613
00:34:55,840 --> 00:35:02,600
Speaker 1: Who wants? Are you Sting Ray? Are you sing Ray? Yeah?

614
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:08,880
Speaker 1: Are you Link Ray? Are you Sugar Ray? Oh? Sugar Ray?

615
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 1: Every Morning? Hello? And I'm gonna tonight. Um oh, this

616
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:21,360
Speaker 1: guy's like mocking him, this kid, and he just goes nuts.

617
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:24,840
Speaker 1: He was so cute. It was like so much type

618
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,360
Speaker 1: back in like the nineties, like that kind of surfer

619
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,080
Speaker 1: boy that kind of looks like he's looking at the

620
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 1: sun too, Like it's like he doesn't have sing song

621
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 1: like it's kind of squinting, like I don't know, man,

622
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:37,600
Speaker 1: he's like hungover looking you can light a match on

623
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 1: his face kind of surfer boy. Had a couple of

624
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,800
Speaker 1: good hits. Yeah, every Morning. Do you know that? Hoodie

625
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:47,080
Speaker 1: and the Blowfish hold like the record for the most

626
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:49,719
Speaker 1: album sales ever, Like it's one of the top five

627
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:54,280
Speaker 1: and in the world ever. He's had an insane country

628
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 1: career on his own too, I know. But Hoodie were

629
00:35:57,160 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 1: so fucking big back six. How did they come up

630
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:03,839
Speaker 1: with that name? And everyone calls him hoodie? You know, like,

631
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:08,719
Speaker 1: who wouldn't think his name was hoodie Darius? I mean,

632
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:12,799
Speaker 1: that's insane. What a weird name. It is weird, but

633
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:14,400
Speaker 1: it was. I think it was part of their appeal.

634
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 1: But almost like you would go, don't do that, Like,

635
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 1: if you have a band, you're like, that sounds too ridiculous.

636
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:24,600
Speaker 1: I don't know. I always thought if I had, it

637
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:27,239
Speaker 1: would be called do you have any band names? What's

638
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:34,640
Speaker 1: a hoodie? I don't. I think it was just now

639
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 1: maybe I don't know. I don't think it was ever

640
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:43,799
Speaker 1: called a hoodie hoodie? You know, have you ever been

641
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 1: in a band? Um like for a hot minute? And

642
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:53,080
Speaker 1: it was a cover name for a hoot minute, hot minutes?

643
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 1: A hot minute is a hot minute? Is a good

644
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:59,160
Speaker 1: name for a ben What was the band's name? We

645
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:02,960
Speaker 1: didn't even have We didn't even get to that part, okay,

646
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:04,880
Speaker 1: but it would have been a hot a hot minute,

647
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 1: crib death. What was your idea for a band name?

648
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 1: You had one? Stars without makeup? Oh that's good. Minds

649
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:17,600
Speaker 1: me of that that Lizzie song or Lizzie what's her name?

650
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 1: Stars Ellie Goulding Golden Even before her there was a

651
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:29,720
Speaker 1: song about stars. Star Yeah, okay, that's not about stars.

652
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 1: Her name was about stars. Okay, let's get to the news.

653
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 1: Fade into you strange. You never knew that nothing, no

654
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:50,480
Speaker 1: star in there, no fade. I was fading stars, Fade exchange.

655
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:55,439
Speaker 1: You never knew. It is a good song. And she's

656
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 1: so beautiful. She looks like Angelina Jolie and they never

657
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 1: she never did anything else. She has a good YouTube

658
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:05,759
Speaker 1: video of her singing like a Day. It's like, it's

659
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:08,640
Speaker 1: just like Fiona Apple alually looking like, Okay, we gotta

660
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:10,920
Speaker 1: go to break. We'll come back when we'll um people

661
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 1: do why do we care? And then we'll play a

662
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 1: little game. All right, we're back, Um, why do I care?

663
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 1: Why do I care? All right? Euphorias Sydney Sweeney gets

664
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 1: candid about the not so glamorous side of Hollywood. Here's

665
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:34,200
Speaker 1: her quote. It's built to try to make you backstab people.

666
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:37,879
Speaker 1: It's insane. My agent is my best teammate and I'll

667
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 1: have her forever. I see how people are like we

668
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:45,600
Speaker 1: support each other, and I'm like, no, you fucking don't um.

669
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:48,279
Speaker 1: And then when asked about whether she talks to co

670
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:51,000
Speaker 1: stars on Euphoria about it. She said, we didn't really

671
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 1: talk about that kind of stuff. I liked this article

672
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:58,719
Speaker 1: because also in it she talks about people being like,

673
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:00,799
Speaker 1: you're so rich, do you want to house? And she's like, no,

674
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,120
Speaker 1: I have I rent a one bedroom apartment. I can't

675
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:05,439
Speaker 1: afford a house. Do you know how much actors make?

676
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:08,000
Speaker 1: And Noah had sent this to me, being like, you

677
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:10,000
Speaker 1: were the first to say this, And I don't know

678
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:13,360
Speaker 1: if I was the first, but I definitely said celebrities

679
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 1: do not make a lot of money unless they are

680
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 1: TikTok stars and monetizing their YouTube channels. That's why Bree

681
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:21,120
Speaker 1: Larson has a fucking YouTube channel. You guys, if you

682
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:24,560
Speaker 1: don't know, Marvel isn't making her enough money? Because what

683
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 1: did Sydney Sweeney say about that? Said, Um, she's famous, dude,

684
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:31,440
Speaker 1: She's in tons of stuff. She is she is the

685
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:33,920
Speaker 1: it girl right now and she can't afford what do

686
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:39,279
Speaker 1: you think She's making an episode on Euphoria and then

687
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:43,480
Speaker 1: literally split that in half. Yes, she has to give

688
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,880
Speaker 1: five percent to her lawyer. She said, ten percent to

689
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,239
Speaker 1: my agent, three percent or something like that to my

690
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 1: business manager. I have to pay my publicist every month,

691
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 1: and that's more than my mortgage. Um do you know

692
00:39:54,239 --> 00:40:00,200
Speaker 1: what publicists cost? Six thousand dollars between fun but ween

693
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:03,160
Speaker 1: they were three and two thousand twelve three a month,

694
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:06,000
Speaker 1: three thousand a month. And that is not just you know,

695
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:08,120
Speaker 1: for the Brad Pitts of the world. Six thousand dollars

696
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:11,719
Speaker 1: isn't for just the Morgan Freeman's. I don't know why

697
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 1: his name came to mind. It is for the It's

698
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 1: for everyone. If you want to publicist, they have, um,

699
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 1: you know, blanket like it is a flat freight fee

700
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:24,880
Speaker 1: for everyone, six thousand dollars a month. And that is

701
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:26,920
Speaker 1: why I go off and on for having them. And

702
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:30,800
Speaker 1: I you know, sometimes when I'm not having things to promote,

703
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:33,239
Speaker 1: I turned that faucet off, and I go, I'll, you know,

704
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:34,879
Speaker 1: I'll turn it back on when I have something to do.

705
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:37,720
Speaker 1: And I was going to turn it off recently because

706
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:41,759
Speaker 1: you know, a boy just aired good clean filth came out,

707
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:45,800
Speaker 1: But then I got I got tours, dates to promote,

708
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 1: and they get me in different magazines and publications locally.

709
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:51,759
Speaker 1: So I gotta keep that faucet on the rest of

710
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 1: my life. That's six gees a month, you guys for

711
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:57,560
Speaker 1: you know, and they're they're very good at what they do,

712
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:01,680
Speaker 1: there's no denying that. But that is a huge cost.

713
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:04,799
Speaker 1: And yeah, so every time I get any kind of check,

714
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:08,840
Speaker 1: you know, I taxes, you already take out, I take half,

715
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:10,759
Speaker 1: I cut it in half, and then I just cut

716
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:14,319
Speaker 1: that number like I cut off that number and then

717
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:17,040
Speaker 1: I take away that like it's about you know, I

718
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:20,959
Speaker 1: always give thirty percent to taxes and then another percent

719
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:26,839
Speaker 1: goes to at least goes to lawyers, manager, agent um,

720
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:30,440
Speaker 1: business manager. It's insane. It's so much money. Yeah, the

721
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:34,360
Speaker 1: day of a list celebrities making like thirty million a movie,

722
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:37,120
Speaker 1: not unless they have a wine company. No, that's why

723
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:42,760
Speaker 1: these guys all you know, zac Efron is the face

724
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:45,920
Speaker 1: of Zodiac, beef Jerky or some ship, you know, Like,

725
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:49,239
Speaker 1: this is why they and they don't have touring money.

726
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:52,240
Speaker 1: That's the problem with actors. Like thank god, people always like, Nikki,

727
00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 1: are you on the road, And I'm like yes, because

728
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:56,359
Speaker 1: that's the only way I make money. It's not the

729
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:58,560
Speaker 1: only way. I make good money from my heart radio.

730
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 1: I make good money from TV, but it's not enough

731
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:05,360
Speaker 1: because of all the things that you I have to

732
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:07,280
Speaker 1: keep going on tour, and I feel bad for actors

733
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:09,920
Speaker 1: who don't have that ability to go on tour. I

734
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:12,320
Speaker 1: don't feel bad for them, but like that is the

735
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:16,240
Speaker 1: thing that we get to do. She also said, which

736
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:19,560
Speaker 1: that um she goes. They don't pay actors like they

737
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:23,480
Speaker 1: used to, and with streamers, you no longer get residuals. No.

738
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 1: Rizzi's no, I didn't know that. You just yeah, there's

739
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:32,040
Speaker 1: it's it's not uh. You know, Tom Cruise made something

740
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:35,439
Speaker 1: like a billion dollars likes eighty million or something off

741
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:39,000
Speaker 1: of Top Gun because he had points are like you know,

742
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 1: on the back end. So at some point you can

743
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:47,319
Speaker 1: negotiate that stuff. But I mean, you gotta be a

744
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:50,040
Speaker 1: real You gotta be a good with money to be

745
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 1: able to like you got to be an investor. You

746
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:57,240
Speaker 1: have to own property like Hannibal Boris owns apartment buildings. Um,

747
00:42:57,320 --> 00:43:01,040
Speaker 1: you know, Andrew Schultz is starting a whole fucking conglomerate.

748
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,720
Speaker 1: Like you have to think you have to be very

749
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:06,720
Speaker 1: good with um, you have to be good with money.

750
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:09,640
Speaker 1: I just thought you could just do whatever, like you

751
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:11,919
Speaker 1: could just do your talent. It's just so not enough.

752
00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 1: I mean it is, it's enough for me, but I'm

753
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:18,759
Speaker 1: leaving so much money on so like actors have a

754
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 1: finite career. I mean, you know, she has to wed

755
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:28,320
Speaker 1: age to be a big time act and then thirty

756
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:30,400
Speaker 1: six and if she hasn't solidified herself as one of

757
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 1: the greats, like one of the great greats, she's she's

758
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,560
Speaker 1: not gonna get work someone. Yesterday on Chris's show, they

759
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 1: were talking about Ashley Judd and they're like, because she

760
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 1: got written out of um her mom's will, her and

761
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:47,040
Speaker 1: her sister both didn't make it well nothing nothing from

762
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 1: and you know, I think it was like dollars or something.

763
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:53,759
Speaker 1: And they were talking about like, oh, Ashley Judge is

764
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,160
Speaker 1: doing fine and she doesn't need money, and I go,

765
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:58,200
Speaker 1: I'm screaming at the radio or my phone. I listened

766
00:43:58,239 --> 00:44:01,520
Speaker 1: on the arch app. I'm like, no, she doesn't. First

767
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 1: of all, she got wine. I believe she got Harvey Weinstein.

768
00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 1: Where she got I think she married a driver from

769
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:11,280
Speaker 1: what I understand it. But I'm just say from acting,

770
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:13,799
Speaker 1: that girl is not making money off of what the

771
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:17,440
Speaker 1: home is, where the heart is. She's not raking in

772
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 1: those TBS dollars when that airs once a year. She's

773
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:23,839
Speaker 1: a Jeopardy that movie, like you know, Double Jeopardy. She's

774
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:27,240
Speaker 1: not making money off that anymore. That money's long Gawan

775
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 1: and it's just, um, I just think that we have

776
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:34,480
Speaker 1: this site. I would have never known. So, like, you know,

777
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:37,799
Speaker 1: you're an actor, you're on TV, like you probably have

778
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:40,719
Speaker 1: so much money. And not to say that fifty an

779
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:43,120
Speaker 1: episode is not a fun ton of money, but it

780
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 1: doesn't last, especially if you have to keep up this

781
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:49,319
Speaker 1: image of having lots of money. Like I've told you

782
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:51,440
Speaker 1: guys before, When I get styled for a TV show,

783
00:44:51,840 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 1: it is two before tailoring and you know spray tan

784
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:03,320
Speaker 1: and hair and make and then hair and makeup is

785
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 1: at least five hundred dollars a piece for for so

786
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:07,440
Speaker 1: that's a thousand dollars So for me to go on

787
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:09,719
Speaker 1: Seth Meyers if I want to get styled, which my

788
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 1: stylus wrote to me being like, after I styled myself

789
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 1: for Seth Meyers, I just spent the thousand dollars on

790
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:19,240
Speaker 1: an outfit. And they wrote to me being like, hey,

791
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:21,799
Speaker 1: if you need us for anything, like you could tell

792
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 1: They were like that was a miss, honey, Uh, you

793
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:29,200
Speaker 1: need us, Like they're just do you think as I

794
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:32,440
Speaker 1: could have looked better. My hair was, um, not my favorite,

795
00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:35,759
Speaker 1: but um, I like the outfit. Um, I didn't do it.

796
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:38,719
Speaker 1: I got that was HBO actually paid for me to have.

797
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:41,600
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, so that I don't know. I mean,

798
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 1: sometimes I think you gotta be like, well, what is

799
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:46,880
Speaker 1: the cost effectiveness of? Like why do I need to

800
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:50,440
Speaker 1: spend that much money? It's huge because I look amazing

801
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:54,759
Speaker 1: every time I do something, and that can't be Adam

802
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:58,920
Speaker 1: Sandler wearing basketball shorts on Letterman. You know, I think

803
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:00,839
Speaker 1: it would be I think it'd be a amazing Yeah,

804
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,200
Speaker 1: one one person to do that and then it would

805
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:06,520
Speaker 1: be funny. But you, as a woman, you need to

806
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 1: look like I'm sorry, you need to look a certain

807
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:12,279
Speaker 1: way and you don't need to, but in order to

808
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:15,880
Speaker 1: keep the image up, like you're killing it, like I

809
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:17,600
Speaker 1: talked to um. We'll get to the game in just

810
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:21,440
Speaker 1: a second. My listing a female A fellow female comic

811
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:25,120
Speaker 1: wrote me or sent me away yesterday. A fellow Philly

812
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:28,719
Speaker 1: Um sent me a message yesterday saying that she saw

813
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:32,480
Speaker 1: my special and how it made her. Um, she loved

814
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:35,880
Speaker 1: it and it made her laugh and like almost cry

815
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:37,879
Speaker 1: because she was like, you just talked about so many

816
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:39,880
Speaker 1: things that I didn't even you know, know, I was

817
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:43,080
Speaker 1: grappling with and it was so nice and and she

818
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:45,760
Speaker 1: was like, you know, I'm really struggling right now, um

819
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:47,439
Speaker 1: in my career, and this is someone who you would

820
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:50,600
Speaker 1: not think of struggling. And it was so nice to

821
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:53,600
Speaker 1: hear that from her, because listen, I know that everyone

822
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 1: I attribute so much success to struggles. But it was

823
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 1: nice to hear this, and I think she had. She

824
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:01,440
Speaker 1: was kind of writing to me being like, I know

825
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:05,400
Speaker 1: you're killing it right now, like maybe I could hear

826
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:07,960
Speaker 1: you tell me something about how you chose to do

827
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 1: You're so yourself, you're so you How did you be

828
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:14,560
Speaker 1: able to turn that into what you've turned into? And

829
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:17,920
Speaker 1: I was like, Babe, read my interview magazine interview, because

830
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:20,239
Speaker 1: you will see the truth behind all of this, which

831
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 1: is like it's all like, no matter how much I

832
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 1: look like I'm killing it, how quaff I am, how

833
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 1: much I'm I'm on HBO, I have a special, I

834
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:32,600
Speaker 1: have a podcast, I am on Conan. I'm like I

835
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:36,720
Speaker 1: still question everything every day and still am jealous of people,

836
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:39,960
Speaker 1: still feel like I'm hanging on by a fucking thread.

837
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:43,160
Speaker 1: I still don't know what I'm gonna do in the future.

838
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:45,920
Speaker 1: I still like I have achieved all these things, and

839
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:47,759
Speaker 1: then they didn't bring me the kind of happiness that

840
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:49,880
Speaker 1: I'm looking for. Like I'm grateful for everything I've gotten,

841
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:53,640
Speaker 1: but it's still it's never enough. And so I'm I'm

842
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:56,880
Speaker 1: desperate to always let other people know, like, yes, I

843
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:58,759
Speaker 1: don't want to say that I'm not killing it and

844
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:01,360
Speaker 1: that my life isn't so blessed and I'm not so lucky,

845
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:06,600
Speaker 1: but it's not don't ever ascribe any perfection onto me

846
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:08,399
Speaker 1: because it ain't what it looks like. And I wish

847
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 1: more people would do that because I know all these

848
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:14,640
Speaker 1: people I prescribe or prescribe whatever, write a prescription for

849
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 1: perfection by you know, fiser um that that they're not

850
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 1: feeling that way, and and I like that. Sydney Sweeney

851
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:26,600
Speaker 1: came out and said that, like, it's not you know,

852
00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:29,759
Speaker 1: it's it's not what it looks like and we don't

853
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:32,040
Speaker 1: all love each other on set and it's not. It's

854
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:34,960
Speaker 1: just so nice to hear that, because God, it hurts

855
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 1: to look at this stuff sometimes to go, God, they're

856
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:39,839
Speaker 1: fucking killing it, and as someone who looks like they're

857
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:43,000
Speaker 1: killing it online all the time, I'm telling you it's

858
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:46,359
Speaker 1: it's not what it looks like. And not that I'm

859
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:48,480
Speaker 1: like so depressed you should worry about me or anything

860
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:50,879
Speaker 1: where that I'm not, you know, grateful for my life,

861
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:53,319
Speaker 1: but god, it does not change. Why do you think

862
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:56,919
Speaker 1: why do you think people get such positive response from

863
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:01,160
Speaker 1: someone looking like they're larger in life? I always wonder

864
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:03,680
Speaker 1: that because I mean I get tricks sometimes too. You know,

865
00:49:03,719 --> 00:49:05,640
Speaker 1: you'll look at someone and be like, oh my god,

866
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 1: there are killing it. Man. Well I'm I'm nothing compared

867
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:11,360
Speaker 1: to that, which, you know, it sucks to have that feeling,

868
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:13,960
Speaker 1: but you know, it's just so weird. How like we'll

869
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,960
Speaker 1: see someone on a private jet and be like, man,

870
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:20,239
Speaker 1: what a fucking awesome person, you know what I mean,

871
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:23,279
Speaker 1: Like we give them such power because we want to

872
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:25,759
Speaker 1: be happy. Everyone wants to be happy, and it looks

873
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:29,000
Speaker 1: like happy. Think they're happy. Yeah, yeah, we think they're happy.

874
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:31,280
Speaker 1: We think like if I had that, I would be happier,

875
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:33,640
Speaker 1: I would be more loved, I would be all these things,

876
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:37,560
Speaker 1: you know, I would have and and and then it's

877
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:40,720
Speaker 1: like even if you know that things aren't what they seem.

878
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:43,440
Speaker 1: It's somehow doesn't really make a difference. It's it's weird.

879
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:47,319
Speaker 1: Like I'm really frustrated by this psychological phenomenon where like

880
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:51,719
Speaker 1: you can trace what makes you fucked up and be like, Okay,

881
00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:53,839
Speaker 1: I go after this type of person because my dad

882
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 1: did this or whatever, and that does and you can

883
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:58,480
Speaker 1: uncover it all, but it doesn't change what you're attracted to,

884
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:00,640
Speaker 1: you know. Like on was saying to me in a

885
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:02,880
Speaker 1: text the other day, she was like, because I was

886
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:05,759
Speaker 1: talking about my jealousy issues and she was like, but

887
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:08,400
Speaker 1: you know that it doesn't make you happy, And I'm like,

888
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:10,960
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter that I know that. I know that.

889
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:14,120
Speaker 1: I know. I've read statistics about it. I've read books

890
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:17,840
Speaker 1: about you make as long as you're making your happiness above,

891
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:20,560
Speaker 1: that will not change. I know that for a fact,

892
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:24,600
Speaker 1: doesn't change it. So why doesn't the why won't it work?

893
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:26,080
Speaker 1: That you know it? A meal and I were talking

894
00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:28,759
Speaker 1: about it. Amal this weekend was in Montreal and had

895
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:32,560
Speaker 1: the best showing and he's having all these huge successes

896
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 1: come his way in one like from one performance and

897
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:38,239
Speaker 1: he's like, and then I had a bad set or

898
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:40,279
Speaker 1: like I had a mediocre set. Later at a bar

899
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:42,480
Speaker 1: this show he jumped onto that. You know, they were

900
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:44,239
Speaker 1: all French and so they didn't understand him, and that's

901
00:50:44,239 --> 00:50:45,680
Speaker 1: probably why he didn't do as well as he wanted.

902
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:47,719
Speaker 1: And he's like, and I just feel like I'm a

903
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:49,600
Speaker 1: huge fraud and that I don't deserve any of this,

904
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 1: and I'm like god man, and he's like, he goes,

905
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:55,400
Speaker 1: but it doesn't matter that I know, it doesn't matter,

906
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:57,359
Speaker 1: that that set doesn't matter, and that all these things

907
00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:02,240
Speaker 1: are still true. It's still it's still doesn't knowing something.

908
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:05,359
Speaker 1: The only thing where knowing it changes. It has been

909
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:08,239
Speaker 1: that that back book Healing back Pain, When you know

910
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:11,920
Speaker 1: your back pain is from your cognitive struggles and your

911
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:17,440
Speaker 1: mental you know, uh turmoil, your back pain will go away.

912
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:20,880
Speaker 1: And I wonder why, knowing that you go for unavailable

913
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:23,319
Speaker 1: men because you're you're seeking the love that your father

914
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:26,280
Speaker 1: never gave you or whatever you unpack in therapy, why

915
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:29,320
Speaker 1: that doesn't make it stop. I'm still attracted to the

916
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:31,400
Speaker 1: same men even though I know that they're bad for me,

917
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:33,439
Speaker 1: And then I'm only attracted them because my dad didn't

918
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:36,000
Speaker 1: love me enough, Like, why doesn't that make it go away,

919
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:38,200
Speaker 1: and that's what people have a problem with talk therapy.

920
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:40,480
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, I'm figuring out why I do things,

921
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:42,400
Speaker 1: but that doesn't change the fact that I still want

922
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:46,520
Speaker 1: those things. So when does that end? It ends when

923
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:49,000
Speaker 1: what what I believe? And I don't know this to

924
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 1: be true, but I believe you start doing inner work

925
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:56,080
Speaker 1: and you start giving up this idea that you can

926
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:59,319
Speaker 1: change yourself, and you just accept yourself. And when you're

927
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:02,360
Speaker 1: able to accept yourself, then comes the love for yourself.

928
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:04,920
Speaker 1: And when you really truly love yourself, then you can

929
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:08,040
Speaker 1: start making good decisions. But just knowing that you're fucked

930
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:12,160
Speaker 1: up doesn't make you able to it's it's it's the

931
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 1: first step. Literally, in your a the first step is

932
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:17,799
Speaker 1: admitting you have a problem and seeing But if that

933
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:20,319
Speaker 1: was it, there wouldn't be eleven more steps after that.

934
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:23,440
Speaker 1: Then you'd be done. You know, Acknowledging the problem is

935
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:28,719
Speaker 1: not enough, and changing too quickly doesn't really work, you

936
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:30,239
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Like, even if you could trick

937
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:32,600
Speaker 1: yourself and be like, I'm done fucking those kind of guys,

938
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:35,040
Speaker 1: I'm over that. I'm on the nice guys. I'm a

939
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:37,759
Speaker 1: different person. What I said about being in a relationship

940
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:39,919
Speaker 1: and thinking your partner will never be at charted someone

941
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:42,239
Speaker 1: else like you can you can say I'm gonna love

942
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:44,799
Speaker 1: you forever and I'm never gonna like anyone else. You

943
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:52,520
Speaker 1: can't help your feelings. No, you can't help your feelings

944
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:59,880
Speaker 1: when you're driving straight out of town road behind Brooks.

945
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:04,040
Speaker 1: Know that Barth Brooks drove. And now that I think

946
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:06,000
Speaker 1: about it, maybe that's why the story was in my head.

947
00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:10,520
Speaker 1: He drove from Oklahoma, I think, to Nashville, failed miserably,

948
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:13,719
Speaker 1: like in two days, and left and went right back

949
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:18,120
Speaker 1: to Oklahoma and then came back another time. Isn't that crazy?

950
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:22,040
Speaker 1: Whoa that other time? That's the ticket? Keep trying. I

951
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:24,040
Speaker 1: like this other quote that I read in the column

952
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:27,239
Speaker 1: by book that said, when you're going through hell, keep

953
00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:31,680
Speaker 1: going Tony Fee. Now he goes, I'm not a winner,

954
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:37,239
Speaker 1: I'm just a loser that didn't stop trying. Yeah, it's

955
00:53:37,239 --> 00:53:39,680
Speaker 1: really nice. I think I might I might have messed

956
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:41,400
Speaker 1: it up, but it was that was No, that's the

957
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:44,200
Speaker 1: same thing, like, if you're going through hell, keep going, like,

958
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:48,720
Speaker 1: don't stop. Final thought, Let's play the quick esther parallel

959
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:55,720
Speaker 1: game the game. Yeah, okay, alright, so the prompt card

960
00:53:56,160 --> 00:54:02,320
Speaker 1: is share something unbelievable and the story is a time

961
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:11,439
Speaker 1: I unintentionally hurt someone. Okay, mine is Um the day

962
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:14,760
Speaker 1: Burt Reynolds died, I was at Dancing with the Stars

963
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:19,239
Speaker 1: promo shoot and it was, um, we're backstage, and I

964
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:21,279
Speaker 1: got up alert on my phone, like we all did

965
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:24,239
Speaker 1: you know, like a push notification from the you know,

966
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:28,759
Speaker 1: fucking CNN actor Burt Reynolds dies, age whatever. And I

967
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:33,520
Speaker 1: just said, oh my god, Burt Reynolds died, like just whatever.

968
00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:36,279
Speaker 1: And this guy goes what And I was like, we're

969
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:39,600
Speaker 1: Reynolds side and he's like, oh my god, he's a

970
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:43,920
Speaker 1: really dear friend. And I was like, oh, cock fuck.

971
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:47,319
Speaker 1: And that was a good lesson I learned that, Like,

972
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:49,640
Speaker 1: and it was the same reason I got loud at

973
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:52,919
Speaker 1: the about the Pete Davidson guy, Like celebrities, no are

974
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:55,440
Speaker 1: loved by people and have people that care about them,

975
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:58,080
Speaker 1: and I have personal relationships, and when you mouth off

976
00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:01,560
Speaker 1: about them, Nikki, about you know, everyone I talked about

977
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:05,239
Speaker 1: today on this episode, like their relatives might hear and

978
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:07,600
Speaker 1: care about them, and like, I don't want to hear

979
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:09,920
Speaker 1: you say bad things. And so it was a lesson

980
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:12,320
Speaker 1: that I probably needed to learn early on in this episode,

981
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:17,440
Speaker 1: what about you guys unintentionally that's tough because it's usually intentional.

982
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:22,359
Speaker 1: Um no no no. But like sometimes like there's I

983
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:24,800
Speaker 1: love that you just no no no no no no,

984
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:31,319
Speaker 1: Like we were going Andrew no and you're like no

985
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:35,640
Speaker 1: no no, but it was just dead, so please stop,

986
00:55:36,160 --> 00:55:38,920
Speaker 1: please stop. Yeah, yeah, we weren't. We would say anything.

987
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:44,719
Speaker 1: But settled down. Everyone settled down, Everyone calmed down, calm down.

988
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:48,040
Speaker 1: What I meant was is that, well, that was a

989
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:51,239
Speaker 1: joke that obviously didn't land cared up. It was in

990
00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:57,080
Speaker 1: between unintended, like when you when you unintentionally like it

991
00:55:57,200 --> 00:56:01,000
Speaker 1: was it was. It wasn't pretty. How do I put this?

992
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:04,640
Speaker 1: So like when I filled up, when I when that

993
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:07,600
Speaker 1: guy helped me fill up my gas. Okay, so I

994
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:10,640
Speaker 1: was driving through Florida. I stopped in a small town

995
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:15,799
Speaker 1: in Florida. This guy Jimmy, Jimmy right, no, no, this though,

996
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:18,320
Speaker 1: this is not unbelievable. That was part of the prompts.

997
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:24,800
Speaker 1: So I stopped in Florida with my buddy Glenn gas station,

998
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:28,520
Speaker 1: and I filled up my car with diesel. I filled

999
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:31,520
Speaker 1: up my whole fucking car tank with diesel and I

1000
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:34,080
Speaker 1: had to shove the fucking it didn't even fit in

1001
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:37,280
Speaker 1: my gas tank. I was like, man, these gas tanks

1002
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:40,680
Speaker 1: are weird in the middle of no Oh my god.

1003
00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:43,279
Speaker 1: I love the struggle to do something that you don't

1004
00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:45,719
Speaker 1: even need to be doing. So anyways, this guy ended

1005
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:47,920
Speaker 1: up siphoning it out at two in the morning, like

1006
00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:50,000
Speaker 1: he had to literally put the gasoline in his mouth.

1007
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:52,480
Speaker 1: It was the nicest thing pretty much anyone's ever done

1008
00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:54,880
Speaker 1: for me. Took him about an hour to siphon it

1009
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:56,160
Speaker 1: out with his mouth. And I was like, I'll pay

1010
00:56:56,239 --> 00:56:58,880
Speaker 1: two hundred dollars and I never and you were like,

1011
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:00,720
Speaker 1: I'm gonna send it to you, man, and don't worry

1012
00:57:00,719 --> 00:57:02,360
Speaker 1: about it, like I'm gonna get it to you. And

1013
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:04,799
Speaker 1: he gave you his address and everything. Yeah, he gave

1014
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:07,560
Speaker 1: me his address. And that's why it's told Andrew through

1015
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:09,960
Speaker 1: the years, you have to spend two hundred dollars and

1016
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:12,120
Speaker 1: pay it forward to someone who doesn't see it coming,

1017
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:14,040
Speaker 1: like you have to get rid of that karma. Or

1018
00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:17,120
Speaker 1: if you know this guy it's in penscle No, no,

1019
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:19,480
Speaker 1: just give two hundred dollars to a charity and then

1020
00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:22,600
Speaker 1: you'll be or intentional, That's my point. I don't know

1021
00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:26,919
Speaker 1: that was intentional. That didn't Well, you can fix it

1022
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:31,120
Speaker 1: by donating two hundred dollars to something, and then it

1023
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:34,280
Speaker 1: will be literally your karmic um debt to the world

1024
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:38,080
Speaker 1: will have been paid. All right, I'll to a homeless

1025
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:44,080
Speaker 1: guy to a golf center, no idea of one. Yeah,

1026
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:47,880
Speaker 1: so this happened, um when I was in high school.

1027
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:51,840
Speaker 1: And the unbelievable part about is that, like you won't

1028
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:53,880
Speaker 1: believe that I've that I ever did this to someone.

1029
00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:57,520
Speaker 1: My friend and I we just found this guy. Um,

1030
00:57:57,600 --> 00:58:00,240
Speaker 1: this was like the time of chat rooms on line

1031
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:06,440
Speaker 1: right now, cyber bullying, I think, not to find out.

1032
00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:09,400
Speaker 1: And we pretended to be like we found this guy

1033
00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:11,720
Speaker 1: from our school. We didn't. He was not in our class,

1034
00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:14,400
Speaker 1: just some random guy, and we pretended to be a

1035
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:17,920
Speaker 1: girl that really liked him, and he wanted to meet us,

1036
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:22,880
Speaker 1: meaning the girl, and um, we like arranged, oh yeah,

1037
00:58:22,960 --> 00:58:25,800
Speaker 1: let's let's meet by the doors on you know, like

1038
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:28,960
Speaker 1: on the second floor, and he came. He was at

1039
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:31,960
Speaker 1: the doors like like a single rose and we just

1040
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,880
Speaker 1: like looked through the stairwell doors and we never showed up.

1041
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:39,040
Speaker 1: And that like I didn't you know. At first we

1042
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:41,240
Speaker 1: thought it was funny to go fund someone in a

1043
00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:50,040
Speaker 1: stairwell to make this right in the world. And I

1044
00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:55,200
Speaker 1: hope you two, you guys figured this out. That's you listen,

1045
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:59,200
Speaker 1: that has been a dream with someone and tell them

1046
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:01,520
Speaker 1: to like you're gonna, you know, like with someone that

1047
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:05,080
Speaker 1: deserves it, you know, to make them think. I know.

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Speaker 1: And that's my buddy did that went after he had

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Speaker 1: sexually girl and he goes, yeah, meet me out under

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Speaker 1: the dock out on sunset. Oh your friends with um

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Speaker 1: that male comedian that um I know did that to

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Speaker 1: women he slept with Chris and Dlia. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no, no no, no, no, you guys, we gotta go. Thank

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Speaker 1: you guys so much for listening to the show. Um

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Speaker 1: we have a one more episode this week. It'll be tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: We love you so much. We're gonna gear your fan

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Speaker 1: threats tomorrow. I'm in l A Anderson St. Louis. No,

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Speaker 1: it's in Arizona. Don't be kot there. And Ji