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Speaker 2: Was that a Scotty? I need to turn my volume up.

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Speaker 2: That sounded just like.

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Speaker 1: I'm in. It wasn't Scotty. It wasn't Scotty.

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Speaker 3: But I could do it even softer if you want, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: give me a softy Scotty.

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Speaker 1: Did you even hear that over the internet? You did? Okay?

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Speaker 3: Here it is again. This is never They're never great.

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Speaker 3: It's this one's not an amazing It doesn't grab you

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Speaker 3: as a headline, but the story is pretty amazing.

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Speaker 1: Well grab each other then, all.

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Speaker 3: Right, everybody get ready to grab each other because it's

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Speaker 3: time for the Dancing Plague of fifteen eighteen.

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Speaker 2: Oh I do know about this actually, So let's shuffle

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Speaker 2: on into a very swinging bananas.

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Speaker 4: Still world understand would pieces by guys, guys, a non

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Speaker 4: bine air pals.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to Bananas. That's Scottie Landis.

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Speaker 2: That is my homeboy, Kurt Brown Owler And you're listening

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Speaker 2: to the silliest little podcast there ever was.

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Speaker 1: And we're so glad you are.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm going to get right into it, Scottie. I, oh,

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Speaker 3: do you know what?

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Speaker 5: We do?

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Speaker 1: Have one thing to say.

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Speaker 3: Here's the thing, uh, Chicago Show December eighth. I think

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Speaker 3: there's like ten tickets left. But Brooklyn Bellhouse Show still

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Speaker 3: got some tickets left. So not a ton, not a ton.

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Speaker 1: Clock's ticken. Come out to the Bell House Comet eighteenth.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna be there. It's gonna be a real special one.

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Speaker 3: It's gonna be a real special one because remember we

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Speaker 3: have all we used to do week monthly show. Scottie

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Speaker 3: and I in in New York City, and so we

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Speaker 3: we have a we got a couple tricks.

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Speaker 1: Up our sleeve to pull out at the New York show.

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Speaker 1: We're coming home Brooklyn exactly.

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Speaker 3: Uh so go get tickets now, you can get them

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Speaker 3: on our Instagram page. Blah blah blah blah blah blah.

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Speaker 3: Are you guys ready for our fantastic guests? Scott Are

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Speaker 3: you ready for our fantastic guest?

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Speaker 2: I'm ready because she knows what's happening tomorrow right now.

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Speaker 1: She really does.

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Speaker 3: Our guest today is an award winning comedian, writer, actor.

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Speaker 1: She just wrapped up five.

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Speaker 3: Seasons of the hit Australian TV show Rose Haven, and

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Speaker 3: she has a brand new comedy special out Let Me

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Speaker 3: Know how It All Works out right now, available on

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Speaker 3: Paramount Plus.

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Speaker 2: The number one streamer in the universe. Paramount Plus is

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Speaker 2: where you want to do all comedy.

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Speaker 3: And she is weirdly, weirdly our first Australian guest ever.

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Speaker 3: Please welcome to the show, Celia Piccola.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, first Australian. That's exciting, but it doesn't surprise me.

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Speaker 5: You know why, because bananas doesn't sound as good like

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Speaker 5: you can't have bananamals. Bananimals doesn't work.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't in the Australian accent. It doesn't.

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Speaker 5: There's a few things away, but banana bananamals. And what's

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Speaker 5: weird is that I personally hate actual bananas, like real

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Speaker 5: fruit bananas. It's the only reason I don't have kids,

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Speaker 5: that's it, because they have them. But I love bananas.

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Speaker 5: I'm a big fan of the podcast, so I'm very

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Speaker 5: thrilled to be here and.

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Speaker 1: Hump, what a treat to see you.

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Speaker 3: This is the only time I think we've spoken in

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Speaker 1: I think it more.

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Speaker 5: Than I mean we met Montreal. Well, I saw you

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Speaker 5: when you came with Christen to the Melbourne Comedy Festival.

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Speaker 1: Festival that was two thousand and eight. I think, yeah,

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Speaker 5: And I remember when I met you and it was

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Speaker 5: a terrible memory. This is one of the reasons I

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Speaker 5: for anecdotes, whereas I really don't. But I remember you

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Speaker 5: opened a beer on a fridge. You did something. You're like, wait, cool,

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Speaker 3: I remember that moment where it was just like I

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, And you said it at that moment, You're

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Speaker 3: Never seen someone go from the coolest person I've ever

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Speaker 1: Fifteenth you remember that.

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Speaker 5: It was one of those things. If I'd seen it

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Speaker 5: And Scotty, I'm very excited to meet you because again,

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Speaker 5: like bananas, Scotty sounds way cool, like Scottie. With Scottie

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Speaker 5: it reminds me, I know people hate, you know, referencing

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Speaker 1: Thank you. That's such a that's an old bet. I

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Speaker 1: love that bet. So do you want to hear about this?

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Speaker 5: Yes, I do dancing play.

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Speaker 3: Yes, dancing plague and I think I've just this is

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Speaker 5: Well I did that as well. So I went on

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Speaker 5: And how's this? I think like twelve people watched it

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Speaker 5: that's my but I genuinely did it. So thanks fuck

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Speaker 5: someone filmed it because it I think even me, I'm like,

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Speaker 3: So how many how many dances did you have to

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Speaker 5: By the it ramps up? So you get three weeks

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Speaker 5: My life was dance. I've never in my whole life,

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Speaker 3: Get sweaty and like get sweaty with all the time

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's grinded like the hips. There's all hips

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Speaker 5: stuff like I didn't. I really hated it anyway, So

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Speaker 5: I like to dare. But in terms of being a

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Speaker 3: I'm okay, I love that it's called door bitch in Australia.

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Speaker 1: That's pretty fo that's pretty good. Yeah, I do. Do

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Speaker 3: When I would I would pretend to be the doorman,

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Speaker 5: Would you not let me in if you busted it?

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Speaker 5: About you dancer?

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Speaker 2: I like to dance, But I've also been a bouncer.

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Speaker 2: I was a bouncer at a predominantly lesbian night club

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Speaker 2: in Northampton, Massachusetts called Divas. And uh, I think I've

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Speaker 1: I don't think you have no I've never heard any story.

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Speaker 5: You have more things that you don't not.

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Speaker 2: I think back to when I was younger too, and

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Speaker 2: Laundry Club. It's right near to my college, you mass,

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Speaker 2: And I go and it's this black building in Northampton

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Speaker 1: And I was like, that's great.

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Speaker 2: I love gay people, and she was like great, shook

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Speaker 2: my best stories about it was Friday nights and Saturday

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Speaker 1: They had five bars they had like five, holy shit,

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Speaker 2: They weren't huge, but in every corner of the dance

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Speaker 2: So what would happen a lot is people from UMass

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Speaker 2: So there's this one really lovely girl for one of

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Speaker 1: Like, there is a girl on the dance floor with

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh what, Like I never had to

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Speaker 5: My job he was to wear black pants.

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Speaker 1: I got the black pants.

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Speaker 1: Glass on the pack that I will post to the Instagram.

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Speaker 1: I was like, hey, they're kicking you out. So we

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Speaker 2: In the lobby are these two mesh body sculptures of

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Speaker 1: Like, get her the fuck out of here.

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Speaker 2: And I don't know what's happened. I'm in the front.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, you really need to go. And she has

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Speaker 1: Like, this is bullshit. All the guys are taking their

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Speaker 1: She's right, right, yeah, It's like totally insane.

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Speaker 2: And so then the other owner comes over and they

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Speaker 2: It hits behind her between the statues, explodes and then

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Speaker 2: So I walk this girl helping her get her shirt on,

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Speaker 1: She's like, I just think it's so unfair. I'm just

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Speaker 2: So we get her in a cab and then on

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Speaker 2: campus weeks maybe months later, she gave me that look

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Speaker 2: like thank you, I'm so sorry. But it's the only

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Speaker 1: Into my arms.

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Speaker 5: Wow, oh my, you know.

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Speaker 1: Is the perfect way for me to bounce you. That's

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Speaker 5: I have that night. That's a Tuesday, you know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, man, I love that story so much, Divas.

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Speaker 5: My other question is, as a bouncer, did you have

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Speaker 2: We had four security people and myself and this dad

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Speaker 2: but we would get walkie talkies from the back office

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Speaker 2: too many women in the men's room, and you'd go

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Speaker 2: in there. All the women would be peeing in the

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Speaker 2: jurnals and they're.

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Speaker 1: Like, there's only three stalls.

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Speaker 2: There's three hundred women, and I'm like, please get out

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Speaker 2: all of that, and they're like, get them out of here.

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Speaker 3: All of everyone, everyone being unruly is actually just doing

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Speaker 3: very reasonable things.

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Speaker 5: Totally.

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Speaker 1: It's like real, it is so real.

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Speaker 3: All right, So, do you guys want to hear about

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Speaker 3: the dancing Plague of fifteen eighteen? Yes?

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Speaker 5: Please?

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Speaker 3: All right, here it is. This is sent in by

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Speaker 3: Rebecca Johnson. Thank you Johnson. There was a lot of

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Speaker 3: different places that this was on, but I'm going to

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Speaker 3: history dot com.

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Speaker 1: That's a good one. Yeah, it's just about history.

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Speaker 3: No, it's from the History Channel, written by Evan Andrews.

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Speaker 1: Everything.

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Speaker 2: He is so good. He is so so good. He

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Speaker 2: is the best in the business.

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Speaker 3: There, he is so here it is in July fifteen eighteen,

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Speaker 3: residents of the city of Strasbourg, then part of the

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Speaker 3: Holy Roman Empire, were struck by a sudden and seemingly

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Speaker 3: uncontrollable urge to dance. The hysteria kicked off when a

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Speaker 3: woman known as Frau Trofia stepped into the street and

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Speaker 3: began to silently twist, twirl and shake. She kept up

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Speaker 3: her solo dance athon for nearly a week, and before

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Speaker 3: long some three dozen other struss strange bourgeois had joined in.

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Speaker 3: By August, the dancing epidemic had claimed as many as.

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Speaker 1: Four hundred victims.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, with no other explanation for the phenomenon, Local physicians

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Speaker 3: blamed it on quote hot blood. It's because it's fifteen

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Speaker 3: to eighty. Perhaps they had no good on them.

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Speaker 5: Is this the first recorded flash mob?

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Speaker 1: Yeah right, it sounds like it. Yeah, just annoying. Back

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Speaker 1: then too, we went.

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Speaker 5: So it was four hundred people dancing.

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Speaker 3: For a week, No fourigner people dancing for months months.

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Speaker 3: Some died, Yeah, multiple people died the town. Many dancers

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Speaker 3: clapped from sheer exhaustion. Some even died from strokes and

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Speaker 3: heart attacks. The strange episode didn't end until September, so

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Speaker 3: it started in July ended in September when the dancers

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Speaker 3: were whisked away to a mountaintop shrine to pray for absolution.

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Speaker 2: Yes, isn't it fascinating? Lots of times, Celia. This has

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Speaker 2: happened many times.

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Speaker 1: There's multiple theories.

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Speaker 3: Some think it might be it was a mass hysteria,

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Speaker 3: like like a collective mass esteria, because their their lives

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Speaker 3: were so traumatic that this was kind of like just

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Speaker 1: And then other people think it was LSD.

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Speaker 5: Well, that's what I mean if it's massive, like I

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 5: So, But did they have LSD?

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Speaker 3: I mean had ergot, which was which is when rye

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Speaker 1: Out for years.

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Speaker 3: Let it get a little wet and keep it in

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Speaker 5: That sounds awful. How would you feel like death by dancing?

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Speaker 5: Like dancing to exhaustion as a way to die? I

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Speaker 3: It's probably like freezing to death, right that like, in

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Speaker 5: Is in my mind as well? I go at some

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Speaker 5: How that doesn't descend into a fight or an orgy,

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Yes, sometimes it was a little sexual and a lot

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Speaker 2: of times it happened outside of religious buildings, which interesting too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah wow.

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Speaker 2: I could also be back then that the biggest buildings

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Speaker 1: Right that they were kind of like where people would

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you look and you're like, yeah, uh, this is

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Speaker 2: That neighborhood though, you're living in that neighborhood and then

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Speaker 2: you're just like give it a rest, I have chill,

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Speaker 2: dridd But it's also your job in the world.

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Speaker 1: I'm working at J C. Penny in the morning. Shut up.

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Speaker 3: There was no music, that's the best part, do you

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Speaker 5: Have you have you ever done silent?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: In Melbourne?

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, right, which is so bizarre for people who

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Speaker 5: is watching them silently, and it's so disconcerting because they're

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Speaker 1: Have you ever? Have you ever done it?

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Speaker 3: And when when there's two tracks and two DJs, so

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Speaker 1: I love that.

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Speaker 3: Then you can like switch over and see what group

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Speaker 5: Yeah, because half the group will go whoa, and you go, oh,

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Speaker 5: what's that song? And switch over?

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Speaker 1: That awesome.

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Speaker 2: Well that sort of reminded me of something that I'll

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Speaker 2: you also hear people farting? Oh, because everybody thinks they're

443
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Speaker 2: safe when it's a silent guest and champagne is flowing

444
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:20,520
Speaker 2: and then are being digested.

445
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Speaker 5: I mean, I think what you want about eminem but

446
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,680
Speaker 5: you remember in that song that he did that when

447
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:27,960
Speaker 5: he's like my CD just skip and everybody just heard

448
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:30,400
Speaker 5: you let one rip and he actually plays a big

449
00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:32,400
Speaker 5: sound in the song and I.

450
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Speaker 1: Respected me too, me too. Oh God, you're the perfect

451
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:39,119
Speaker 1: guest for this.

452
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Speaker 5: Do you know what I've got to tell you? I've

453
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Speaker 5: got two things so I know, I know big, you

454
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Speaker 5: know no, I've known you, Scott. It like very excited me.

455
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:51,520
Speaker 5: It did a bit of background, just a tiny bits

456
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Speaker 5: in a And the first thing that came up with

457
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:57,880
Speaker 5: YouTube that caught my eye was the second sentence, which

458
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Speaker 5: is driven a giant double sided butt from Los Angeles

459
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,960
Speaker 5: to New York to moon the and I just went,

460
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:08,280
Speaker 5: this is my people because I let me. I think.

461
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:13,720
Speaker 5: So I got through lockdown through friendship, drinking and online

462
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:19,399
Speaker 5: purchasing and often sending joke presents to people one sending

463
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:23,560
Speaker 5: jokes book and including Luke McGregor, who's my best friend

464
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:26,760
Speaker 5: who made the show Rose having with me. We were

465
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:29,040
Speaker 5: texting about something and I said I had a sore butt,

466
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:30,840
Speaker 5: and he said I hurt my butt from something, and

467
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:32,920
Speaker 5: he goes from squats or whatever, and he goes, you

468
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:35,560
Speaker 5: should wear a helmet. And I googled the words butt helmet,

469
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:38,760
Speaker 5: thinking they'd be a funny image of like a stat

470
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Speaker 5: that looks like a butt instead of found horrifying sex

471
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:46,920
Speaker 5: mask that I immediately bought and had mailed to him

472
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Speaker 5: and me, which is this.

473
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Speaker 2: Oh boy, we are looking at a butt mask. It

474
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Speaker 2: has two eyes, lips at right below the en.

475
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Speaker 1: And I know it's hole where the butt hoole would be. Yeah,

476
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:02,480
Speaker 1: and funny, it's gonna be.

477
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Speaker 5: It's a lady, a lady. You know it's no hair.

478
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:10,480
Speaker 5: Why doesn't she have to have hair? She could have

479
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:11,040
Speaker 5: it anyway.

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Speaker 1: It's sexy, it's I think.

481
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Speaker 5: But but that's that's that's some thoughts. Is funny. And

482
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Speaker 5: I'm thirty eight and that's and and I'm cool with it.

483
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:25,520
Speaker 1: You know that's still funny, still funny.

484
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:29,040
Speaker 2: Anyway, Well, let me let me do a Kurts one

485
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Speaker 2: up or should dive into one?

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Speaker 1: Uh t one up? I think we'll take a break. Okay,

487
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Speaker 1: that sounds very fun to me.

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Speaker 2: This was sent in by Rachel dot M dot d

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Speaker 2: e E Rachel M d Fake pilot, Good start. Fake

490
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Speaker 2: pilot caught after twenty years only after he flew passenger

491
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Speaker 2: jet erratically.

492
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Speaker 1: Wait.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm very excited about this. This is a this

494
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Speaker 3: is the real life.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 3: I keep wanting to say, look who's talking, and it's

497
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Speaker 3: not Look who's talking, it's the one.

498
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Speaker 1: That's the one cat you can and the old look

499
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Speaker 1: who's talking? The real life who's talking?

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Speaker 3: Cat?

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00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:17,200
Speaker 1: If you can't, All right, let's take a break and

502
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Speaker 1: we'll be right back with the news. Wait back works.

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Speaker 3: Scotty got his shout outs before we get back into

504
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Speaker 3: our wonderful guest.

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Speaker 2: Happy birthday, Emily K from your sister Rachel. We will

506
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Speaker 2: see them in Chicago for the live show. Emily's coming, Emily,

507
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:55,920
Speaker 2: we will double high five you. And happy birthday to

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Speaker 2: Jesse Zamora. Jesse Zamora, Celia, if you've listened to the

509
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Speaker 2: pop I had a banana phone.

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00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:02,000
Speaker 5: Oh yeah.

511
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:04,200
Speaker 2: It was a phone that would answer for one minute

512
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:07,000
Speaker 2: and talk to anybody during the Great Choir, and I

513
00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:09,560
Speaker 2: answered about three and a half thousand calls or something

514
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:13,320
Speaker 2: like that. Jesse Zamora called me, told me he might

515
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:18,080
Speaker 2: enter nice fishing fishing competition. I told him if he did,

516
00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:18,800
Speaker 2: he better win it.

517
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:21,960
Speaker 1: And he won it. And it is his birthday, So

518
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:25,600
Speaker 1: happy birthday. Just see some more. It gets results. We

519
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:28,480
Speaker 1: love results on bananas. The results of.

520
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:32,280
Speaker 2: The name of the game for animals and that's it

521
00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:33,920
Speaker 2: for me. But come out to that Brooklyn show in

522
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,600
Speaker 2: high five of us and it'll be the best time.

523
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Speaker 5: I just didn't tell you quickly. I thought you said

524
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Speaker 5: nice fishing, and I'm like, that's sweet.

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Speaker 1: You just you just invite the fish into your net. Yes,

526
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Speaker 1: he loves me. America Cracker here it is.

527
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Speaker 2: So.

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Speaker 3: This is sent in by Will and Katie Swan. Hello,

529
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:58,159
Speaker 3: Banana Boy has been listening to the plot since the beginning.

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Speaker 3: You guys are great, just got married. Was wondering if

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Speaker 3: you give us a shout out. I found a wonderful

532
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:05,120
Speaker 3: lady during the craziness of this pandemic and would love

533
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:06,840
Speaker 3: it if you would send us some love. We took

534
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Speaker 3: a photo below showing some support for you guys.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 3: This is at their wedding and Will is wearing a

537
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:19,560
Speaker 3: bananimal's hat. Oh so that's a good that's a good

538
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:24,440
Speaker 3: time to represent. So thank you and congratulation guys, And

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Speaker 3: now we are back with the wonderful Celia Pecola is

540
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:30,920
Speaker 3: wonderful name.

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Speaker 1: It's saying it right, Yeah, you know great, yep, yeah,

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00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:38,480
Speaker 1: you have a great name. Good James, that is one

543
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:39,160
Speaker 1: great name.

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Speaker 5: It was. It's one of those names when I was

545
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:44,040
Speaker 5: growing up, I'm like, oh, I just want to be Kate.

546
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Speaker 5: But now I'm cool. Now I'm cool with it.

547
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Speaker 1: There's a lot of Kate's out there.

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00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 3: Great name, no disrespect, no shit on Kate. Scotty tell

549
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Speaker 3: us about this pilot.

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Speaker 2: Fake pilot called after twenty years only after he flew

551
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Speaker 2: passenger jet erratic. Rachel MD sent this in as we says,

552
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 2: thank you, Rachel. This is ABC dot net dot Australia.

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Speaker 5: Oh.

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Speaker 1: Written by Daniel Keene. Do you know him?

555
00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:13,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're engaged.

556
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 1: Actually, congratulations, we were engaged. I'm so.

557
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:22,840
Speaker 5: He left me because he's too committed to being the

558
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:24,760
Speaker 5: best in the biz and I respect that and I

559
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 5: went love.

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Speaker 1: Celia.

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Speaker 2: You're going to be on this podcast more than once.

562
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:31,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can.

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00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:32,200
Speaker 5: All.

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Speaker 2: A pilot has resigned from South African Airways, which I

565
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:39,280
Speaker 2: will refer to as s a A for the rest

566
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 2: of this after flying more than twenty years with a

567
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:46,280
Speaker 2: fake license. The pilot hughes bogus credentials to gain work

568
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,879
Speaker 2: on long haul international flights, has been charged and is

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Speaker 2: pursued for millions of rand in wages overpaid because of

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Speaker 2: his fraud. Rand is their currency for our listeners at home.

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00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:02,000
Speaker 2: William Chandler reportedly flew for the SSA for twenty years,

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Speaker 2: but his scam was not exposed until an investigation was

573
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 2: launched after the Airbus three forty Dash sixty hit atmospheric

574
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Speaker 2: disturbance over the Swiss Alps.

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Speaker 1: WHOA.

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Speaker 2: According to the South African newspaper that I'm reading every

577
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Speaker 2: morning Mail and Guardian, it took some quote strange turns

578
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 2: end quote. Mister Chandler was a senior first officer and

579
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Speaker 2: operated that flight from Johannesburg to Frankfurt for all those years.

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00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 2: The plane did land safely, but during a probe of

581
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:36,119
Speaker 2: the reportable incident, it was discovered he had did not

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Speaker 2: have advanced qualifications for the job he was doing.

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00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:40,600
Speaker 1: So time out.

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Speaker 3: So he got a job with SAA twenty years ago

585
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Speaker 3: and has been flying the same flight four twenty years.

586
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:52,920
Speaker 1: Yes, so at this point he's a pilot. He he

587
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Speaker 1: just ret for a job like he learned on the job.

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Speaker 2: Yes he got he he was never qualified. He never

589
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 2: had an airline transport pilot license in ATPL, but he

590
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 2: did have a commercial pilot license so ok. Yeah, so

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00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 2: he did know how to take off in land a plane,

592
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,040
Speaker 2: but he'd been doing this since ninety four, including he

593
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 2: had been getting repeatedly promoted. So that's what they're suing for,

594
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,080
Speaker 2: is like all these promotions and all these bumps and

595
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:25,720
Speaker 2: all these bonuses he did never actually earned because he

596
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:28,200
Speaker 2: never had the license. But I would argue that he

597
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:33,040
Speaker 2: did if hens for twenty years. Yes, he faked it

598
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:33,720
Speaker 2: till he maked it.

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Speaker 1: Necessary steps will be taken to recover the money unduly

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Speaker 1: paid to him.

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00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 2: These includes salary, overtime and allowances. After learning they had

602
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:47,720
Speaker 2: been hoodwinked by mister Chandler, the SAA says all sent

603
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:51,520
Speaker 2: all its pilot's licenses to the South African Civilian Aviation

604
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Speaker 2: Authority to be audited.

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Speaker 5: Every time you say that because he said names Chandler,

606
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 5: I found something new friends that he just he's he's

607
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:01,040
Speaker 5: just going, could I be any we'll qualified to fly

608
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 5: this plan? Did we find out why he was like

609
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 5: he's fucked it at the lat after twenty years? Why

610
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:12,760
Speaker 5: was he flying erradically? Was he drunk or was there

611
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 5: a bird in the way or something? I don't know.

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00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,320
Speaker 1: It didn't say in this article.

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Speaker 5: It didn't say I tying me like at this point,

614
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Speaker 5: you know he doesn't have a piece of paper.

615
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:25,959
Speaker 3: But after took a bad day, I guess yeah, right,

616
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 3: it does seem it seems insane to be like, now

617
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:33,120
Speaker 3: all the money you made for twenty years you owe

618
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Speaker 3: us back, Like there's obviously they're never going to get

619
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Speaker 3: that money. Job.

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Speaker 1: He did the job for twenty years. He did the work.

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Speaker 3: It should now just be like, okay, like you have

622
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Speaker 3: a fine and you have to take the class and

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Speaker 3: you can't fly until you get the license. But this

624
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:47,200
Speaker 3: trying to get lost wages is very silly. It's not

625
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:48,000
Speaker 3: like he didn't do it.

626
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:50,920
Speaker 5: Have you ever put a ridiculous lie on your CV

627
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 5: or something? This is what this reminds me of, like

628
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 5: ride horses or motorbikes or something like that. Mm hmm.

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Speaker 1: I remember once when I first moved to New York City.

630
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Speaker 3: It was at a time when I was trying to

631
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Speaker 3: get an apartment, and the way what you had to

632
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:07,760
Speaker 3: do to get an apartment in Brooklyn at the time

633
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:11,640
Speaker 3: this nineteen ninety eight, was that you had to pay

634
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Speaker 3: the real estate agent two thousand dollars and in addition

635
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 3: to first month's rent, last month's rent and a security deposit,

636
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:27,880
Speaker 3: so you needed like five thousand dollars to rent a

637
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 3: five like a five hundred, you know, one thousand dollars

638
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,400
Speaker 3: a month apartment. So we found one thousand dollars a

639
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 3: month apartment and was all these things. And he wanted

640
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 3: meet us to have like jobs, and we had just

641
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:41,760
Speaker 3: moved to the city, so we didn't have jobs yet.

642
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 3: I so John Daily worked at Starbucks, and I had

643
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Speaker 3: him steal me some Starbucks stickers and then I put

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Speaker 3: them on a piece of paper and then put it

645
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,120
Speaker 3: all stuff, and then I photo copied the piece of

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Speaker 3: paper and then typed up a letter from Starbucks saying

647
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Speaker 3: that I was a manager of a star.

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00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 1: As if Starbucks.

649
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:09,960
Speaker 3: Corporate is writing letters to people telling them this person's

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Speaker 3: a manager.

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Speaker 5: I hope you put in a bit of sizzle, like

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00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 5: Kurt is love warm, lovely to work with, makes the

653
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 5: best pumpkin spice latte in this season.

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Speaker 1: It's true. I was just so nervous.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure it was just like Kurt Branler will be

656
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 3: starting work at this time, and that is goodbye.

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00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:30,000
Speaker 1: He understands what coffee is. It's wet beats.

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Speaker 5: Have you put anything on a CV that's a big

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00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:37,640
Speaker 5: is a CV?

660
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:45,200
Speaker 1: Like yeah, yeah, no, I haven't. I just worked so many.

661
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Speaker 2: I lied about waiting tables for my first tap waiting

662
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 2: tables job and just said I had and the guy

663
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Speaker 2: just stared at me and goes, okay, you can be

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Speaker 2: on probation.

665
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Speaker 1: But I've never folded. Yeah, I've never done anything like that.

666
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 2: And I'm not like a performer either, so I know

667
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 2: sometimes on on like a performer rescid to be like

668
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:03,200
Speaker 2: juggling Spanish ballroom dancing.

669
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 1: Have you ever done that?

670
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 5: I don't know. I think maybe horse riding is one

671
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 5: where you think I can probably do it, so I'll

672
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 5: just say I can't.

673
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 1: Like I like that.

674
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:16,000
Speaker 5: Weirdly, they always have a section for like interests or

675
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:18,600
Speaker 5: hobbies like that makes a difference, and I don't know why.

676
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 5: I don't know if they you're more likely to be

677
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 5: hired if you seem like you're cool to hang out with.

678
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so right.

679
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:29,720
Speaker 3: No, I did get a job based on like the

680
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 3: things at the bottom or like skills or whatever.

681
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 1: Wow.

682
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was again my second job. I just quit

683
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 3: a job working in TV production and then I wrote

684
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 3: at the bottom Nose HTML and it was a staffing

685
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 3: agency was like, well, can you be our web manager

686
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:50,480
Speaker 3: and I was like, yes I can, and I knew

687
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 3: I didn't know anything about computers, and then I became

688
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 3: their it guy for eight years.

689
00:33:58,880 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 1: Are you serious?

690
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 3: And I just would like I would just like, you know,

691
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 3: go online and look it up and be like that's

692
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:06,000
Speaker 3: what it says to do. And that's the thing with

693
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:07,960
Speaker 3: the computers is you could look everything up and it's

694
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 3: like someone has given you every step of the thing

695
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 3: to do.

696
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 5: And also with computers, if you don't know, like because

697
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Speaker 5: I don't know, but if someone I hied when I'm

698
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:18,759
Speaker 5: an it guy and they went, it's fucked, I just

699
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:19,760
Speaker 5: believe that it's fucked.

700
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 1: So like, nah, yes exactly.

701
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:25,360
Speaker 2: Current once told me you just turned things off. You

702
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 2: just would unplug things and plug them back in, and

703
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 2: like ninety percent of the.

704
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:31,960
Speaker 3: Time, ninety five percent of the time, I would just

705
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:34,080
Speaker 3: be like, let me, let me, let me work. Just

706
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 3: you guys, you go get a cup of coffee, and

707
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 3: then I would unplug it and plug it back in

708
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 3: and it would work. And then then I would walk

709
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:41,319
Speaker 3: away and they'd be like you're a genius, and I'd

710
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:42,239
Speaker 3: be like, thank you so much.

711
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:43,640
Speaker 1: I was such a prick.

712
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:48,000
Speaker 2: I did there's a listener, a good friend of mine

713
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:53,239
Speaker 2: named Brittany, Brittany med Medovich who before the Great Quarantine

714
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:53,799
Speaker 2: came out.

715
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:55,720
Speaker 1: Have you do you ever come out to La Celia?

716
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:56,239
Speaker 1: Have you ever been?

717
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 5: I've been there one one time.

718
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:00,960
Speaker 1: Come back Weirdley.

719
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,759
Speaker 5: It was around I remember we got it was bad.

720
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 5: It was a missy night. It was Luke mcgregan. It

721
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:11,880
Speaker 5: was around Halloween because I remember anyway, it was anyway,

722
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 5: we've just met for the agent.

723
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 2: The agent, Well, there's a pretty good old schools I

724
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:20,879
Speaker 2: think it's the oldest restaurant in Hollywood called Musso and Frank.

725
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:23,439
Speaker 1: It's like a steakhouse, but it's got so good, so good.

726
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 2: If you saw Once upon Time in Hollywood, that Quentin

727
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 2: Tarantino movie, it's so much of it is shot and there.

728
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,239
Speaker 2: It's just a great place to hang out. And so

729
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:33,719
Speaker 2: Brittany and I met for a couple of martinis. We

730
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:36,279
Speaker 2: were talking work stuff. It's right on Hollywood Boulevard, right

731
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:38,400
Speaker 2: in Hollywood, right where all the creeps and weirdos are.

732
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:41,160
Speaker 2: And so we leave to go on to the next place,

733
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:43,680
Speaker 2: step out to like you know, all the stars, and

734
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 2: you're walking over everything, and this woman selling bacon wrapped

735
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,120
Speaker 2: hot dogs and a little cart on the corner goes,

736
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:51,320
Speaker 2: excuse me, sir, and I was like yeah, She's like,

737
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,320
Speaker 2: can you watch my cart? I needed to use the restroom.

738
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 2: I was like, absolutely, go for it. So we were

739
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 2: standing there a little a little drunk, and she runs

740
00:35:57,719 --> 00:36:01,360
Speaker 2: into the nearby bar, which I think is called the

741
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 2: Rusty Mullet. I really do think it's called Rusty Mullets.

742
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 2: And this guy walks up and he goes, how much

743
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 2: your hot dogs? I said five bucks? And I just

744
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:10,800
Speaker 2: grabbed the paper and I grabbed a bun with the

745
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 2: tongs and put a hot dog in and I was like,

746
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 2: what toppings you want? He's like, I'll take all of them, peppers,

747
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:19,440
Speaker 2: onions and Brittany. You know this is true. Post it

748
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:21,719
Speaker 2: in your stories. And then so the guy gives me

749
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 2: money and I hand him back this hot dog. He's like,

750
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 2: thanks man. And the woman comes running out and a

751
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:27,200
Speaker 2: hand her five bucks and we just walked away to

752
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:30,080
Speaker 2: the night. So I've been an officially a Hollywood hot

753
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 2: dog vendor.

754
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:33,320
Speaker 5: You have to put them on your CV. That's so great.

755
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:35,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll put a professional hot dog vendor.

756
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,799
Speaker 5: After thinking about it, I feel like I can share.

757
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:40,280
Speaker 5: This was fine, but weirdly it just came up yesterday.

758
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:42,960
Speaker 5: So Luke McGregor and I were there for summer or

759
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,759
Speaker 5: later thing and we ended up having a massive night,

760
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 5: but two dumb things. We got pulled over. We were

761
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:50,480
Speaker 5: in an uber going to some party who knows, you know,

762
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 5: we're Australias. Just think charming and getting invited places I

763
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:56,360
Speaker 5: don't know, I mean uber. We had beers in the

764
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:57,840
Speaker 5: car and we got pulled over by the police and

765
00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 5: it was the scariest thing that's ever happened, and that

766
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 5: we were in big trouble. Yeah, yeah, we didn't. We

767
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:06,800
Speaker 5: didn't know that and the only reason off is that

768
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:09,800
Speaker 5: we were Australian and were so like, we don't know.

769
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:11,840
Speaker 5: But that was very scary. But then Luke told me

770
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 5: last night that night he was so drunk that he

771
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 5: woke up and didn't know where he was and was like,

772
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:21,440
Speaker 5: oh fuck, I'm in America, I'm lost and I don't know.

773
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 5: And then he saw me and I went, mate, I've

774
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:26,360
Speaker 5: ordered you a hamburger, and he's never been so happy

775
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:29,719
Speaker 5: in his whole life. He ended up diner, but he

776
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:31,360
Speaker 5: had a moment where we're in a taxi he's in

777
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:32,759
Speaker 5: a car and he just woke up in a car.

778
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:35,480
Speaker 5: I was like, oh my god. And then I appeared

779
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 5: out of friendship from friendship as a friendship angel. Not

780
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:43,600
Speaker 5: only you're safe, but I've got the old Burger coming

781
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 5: towards you have to come back now that now that

782
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 5: we're free, we're kind of free.

783
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:51,959
Speaker 1: Good. Oh yeah, we are free. Come back, come back.

784
00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:56,120
Speaker 1: We'll buy you burgers. We'll buy you burgers when you're drunk. Yeah,

785
00:37:57,880 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 1: is it me?

786
00:37:58,480 --> 00:37:58,759
Speaker 5: Is it me?

787
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:01,719
Speaker 1: It's my turn? Is sure? Oh my goodness. I was

788
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:05,720
Speaker 1: so so oh this one. Pretty as good is pretty

789
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:08,200
Speaker 1: as good. It's pretty as good. Dude, It's pretty so.

790
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:09,839
Speaker 5: Fun with me, by the way, it's fun. I love

791
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 5: listening to you. It's like adult storyteme. It's great. I

792
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 5: just get to sit here and be it.

793
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:20,040
Speaker 2: It's like show and tell for it's fun. It's just

794
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:22,320
Speaker 2: fun to tell stories to each other. And it's crazy.

795
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 2: I think the older we get, the more fun this is.

796
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 2: We could not have done this podcast at twenty five.

797
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,719
Speaker 2: We would have had five stories and they would have

798
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:31,200
Speaker 2: all been about drinking in college.

799
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:33,280
Speaker 1: Exactly here it is guys.

800
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:39,200
Speaker 3: Missouri woman sues Geico after contracting STD during sex in

801
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 3: car ensured by company.

802
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:41,960
Speaker 1: WHOA.

803
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:47,920
Speaker 3: Yes, this was sent in by millions of been animals,

804
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 3: and I had the one that I had seen from

805
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:51,800
Speaker 3: it first, but it has since been erased by my

806
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:52,920
Speaker 3: computer because it likes to do that.

807
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:56,719
Speaker 1: I apologize. Wow, but thank you all everyone he's sent in. Yes,

808
00:38:57,200 --> 00:39:00,880
Speaker 1: so this is this. This one is from the Insurance

809
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:04,600
Speaker 1: Journal DOT. I'm reading it all the time. Love the

810
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:05,359
Speaker 1: Insurance Journal.

811
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:08,560
Speaker 3: I read Super Lawyers and the Insurance Journal are my

812
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:09,840
Speaker 3: two favorite magazines.

813
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 1: Absolutely. It's written by Ezra Amiker. Thank you Ezra ooh

814
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:17,000
Speaker 1: by a vow Ezra.

815
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:21,880
Speaker 3: In the business Here it is a Missouri woman is

816
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:25,440
Speaker 3: suing Geico after contracting his sexually transmitted disease in a

817
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:26,880
Speaker 3: car insured by the company.

818
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 1: That's crazy, and it's crazy.

819
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:32,560
Speaker 3: It's amazing I and when you read learn more about it,

820
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:36,600
Speaker 3: it's even better. The woman identified in district court documents

821
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 3: as Mo O Mo, had a sexual relationship with the

822
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 3: insured MB MABA in late twenty seventeen, including unprotected sex

823
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 3: in the latters. Twenty fourteen. Hayundai Genesis oh Mo alleges

824
00:39:54,520 --> 00:40:02,800
Speaker 3: that Maba had been previously diagnosed with anogenital human virus

825
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:04,080
Speaker 3: hpv who.

826
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:07,279
Speaker 5: Love if that's how a doctor told you you had

827
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 5: it as well. But I've been doing a little giggle

828
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 5: in the middle.

829
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:11,440
Speaker 1: You have hype.

830
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:14,320
Speaker 4: You.

831
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:21,600
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry to say you have a OJT virus.

832
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:28,399
Speaker 5: I mean, that's the funny sketch, isn't, Because I've seen

833
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:30,759
Speaker 5: sketches where they have like surgeons who are freaked out

834
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:32,680
Speaker 5: by blood. But it'd be some it'd be funny if

835
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:35,960
Speaker 5: they just found giggled it like any kind of pus,

836
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:39,360
Speaker 5: any kind of.

837
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 3: Anyway, Yes, so and so, Yeah, he did not tell

838
00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:48,760
Speaker 3: her about his conditioner take steps to prevent transmitting the virus.

839
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,520
Speaker 1: Guy who in bested. They claim find that MB said

840
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:52,319
Speaker 1: that he told m O.

841
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:56,080
Speaker 3: On three different occasions that he had been diagnosed with

842
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:58,360
Speaker 3: HP positive throat cancer.

843
00:40:58,440 --> 00:40:58,719
Speaker 1: Oh no.

844
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 3: M B also said that the two had sex and

845
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:03,480
Speaker 3: locations other than the insured car.

846
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 2: These two, What a night, what a weekend? I really

847
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:09,200
Speaker 2: having a good time. They had that rental car. They

848
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:11,240
Speaker 2: were just zipping around doink and galore.

849
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:14,480
Speaker 5: But how is that the top cough company's fault.

850
00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:16,920
Speaker 1: This is what's interesting about it. This is what is

851
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 1: interesting about it. Great question.

852
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, So m O, who was diagnosed with anogenital

853
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:26,800
Speaker 3: HBV in twenty eighteen, Centil Demand letter to Geico. I

854
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:29,440
Speaker 3: don't know if ano genital HBV is done different from

855
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:30,400
Speaker 3: regular HHP.

856
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 1: Sounds like it.

857
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:36,360
Speaker 3: Central Demand letter to Geico seeking a million dollars in February,

858
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 3: triggering a declaratory judgment from the company. Gico alleges its

859
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:44,320
Speaker 3: policies do not cover Mo's injuries because they have no

860
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:46,759
Speaker 3: connection to the ownership, maintenance, or covered use of the car.

861
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:50,840
Speaker 1: No joke. Yeah, boning, boning does not is not covered

862
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:52,279
Speaker 1: by Geic. That should be.

863
00:41:57,280 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 5: So this I'm a bit slow. It takes me a second.

864
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:06,279
Speaker 5: So they So they're saying, if I was in a

865
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 5: small car accident and got whiplash, you'd have to pay

866
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 5: for it. So I'm in the right.

867
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:13,440
Speaker 1: I'm in the car and I got antogenital STV.

868
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 5: Have you got pregnant in the car? Can you charge

869
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 5: the car company for eighteen years of child support?

870
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:23,200
Speaker 1: I would love that. I'm I'm I'm all for it.

871
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:28,440
Speaker 1: I'm all for it. Okay, here it is. This is

872
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:29,719
Speaker 1: what's interesting about it?

873
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:32,279
Speaker 3: Oh this, it's not in this, it's not it's a

874
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 3: pretty interesting. Well, The Insurance Journal doesn't cover it, but

875
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:37,960
Speaker 3: the other article that I read did cover it. Basically,

876
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:43,279
Speaker 3: what it seems like happened is that they were they

877
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:44,399
Speaker 3: colluded with each other.

878
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:49,040
Speaker 1: H M be an m O. So they're still buddies.

879
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,480
Speaker 3: And she got HPV, She's like, how about we sue

880
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 3: your because like he essentially she said, I'm gonna you

881
00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 3: need to get this covered with your insurance. He agreed

882
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 3: to it in person. And then she sued the company

883
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:05,400
Speaker 3: for a million dollars because he agreed to it in person.

884
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:09,400
Speaker 3: And they're here his insurance company. So I think they

885
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:12,920
Speaker 3: were trying to run like a crazy, weird scam on

886
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:18,280
Speaker 3: Geico unless anogenital HPV is very different from normal HPV,

887
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:19,640
Speaker 3: and we are going to find out.

888
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:22,279
Speaker 2: We're going to find out by hundreds of people that

889
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:25,560
Speaker 2: are fools, just stupid, ignorant.

890
00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:29,719
Speaker 3: I do want everyone who who's itching their fingers are

891
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:33,120
Speaker 3: itching right now to correct us through a DM. Just

892
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 3: realize hundreds of people have already done it. Don't worry

893
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:40,839
Speaker 3: about us. If you hear something wrong, people have corrected us.

894
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 3: People have corrected us within an hour of it dropping,

895
00:43:43,239 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 3: So you don't have to You don't have to correct us.

896
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 2: About a lot less severe things about like actually beavers

897
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:50,399
Speaker 2: and wood chucks are different here.

898
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 5: What do you do? Do you reply to them? All?

899
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:58,440
Speaker 1: Every single one say thank you? We say thank you

900
00:43:58,560 --> 00:43:58,879
Speaker 1: very much.

901
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 2: Nope, living our personal lives, but it's good for the podcast.

902
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:09,360
Speaker 1: That's crazy.

903
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 5: Did they get the money?

904
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:16,879
Speaker 1: Did she know they didn't? Yeah? No way, Wow, that's

905
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 1: pretty wild. Yeah.

906
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:22,919
Speaker 2: I worked on a web series for Car and Driver

907
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:26,839
Speaker 2: magazine called Worst Driver, And the idea was we would

908
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:29,319
Speaker 2: take people that were that were nominated by their friends

909
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:32,200
Speaker 2: for being the worst drivers and then give them professional

910
00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:34,960
Speaker 2: correction with in really funny ways. And it actually worked.

911
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:37,640
Speaker 2: Like one lady was so terrified to parallel parking, but

912
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,000
Speaker 2: she lived in Manhattan that her husband of like twenty

913
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:43,800
Speaker 2: five years. We gave her like high speed training and

914
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:46,480
Speaker 2: all these different ways to reverse, and then we blindfolded

915
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:48,880
Speaker 2: her and he talked her into parallel parking. And then

916
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:51,480
Speaker 2: when she took the blindfold off, she was between two

917
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:54,759
Speaker 2: like rabbit hutches. I mean, we were not going to

918
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:57,120
Speaker 2: hurt these animals, but she did it perfectly, and she cried,

919
00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:59,840
Speaker 2: She's like this save me. But the one that always

920
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:02,960
Speaker 2: sticks with me is there was a girl who had

921
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:05,440
Speaker 2: crashed her car so many times that the used car

922
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:08,759
Speaker 2: dealership gave her dad a twenty percent discount. And the

923
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 2: reason we had her on the car and driver was

924
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:15,359
Speaker 2: because she was listening to her GPS and she drove

925
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:17,839
Speaker 2: into a lake. She took a right and said take

926
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:19,880
Speaker 2: a right in eighty feet or whatever, and she signaled

927
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 2: and just turned right without looking and drove directly into a.

928
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,920
Speaker 1: Lake, which I think happened on the office or something

929
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,800
Speaker 1: too soon. He once told me that that happened on

930
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 1: a TV show. It he was on the show.

931
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:32,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, it did, but he did it on purpose, like

932
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:34,600
Speaker 5: he was sick. It was like, all right, that's what

933
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 5: you want me to do. It wasn't that it was

934
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:41,000
Speaker 5: on purpose. You couldn't imagine someone actually going so there

935
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:42,920
Speaker 5: was no road, was there no road, no.

936
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 2: Road at all. She said turn right ahead, and she

937
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:48,719
Speaker 2: just turned and went right into a pond. And I'll

938
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 2: have to look back at that episode. But we like

939
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:52,759
Speaker 2: trained her to pay attention. Oh, it was like we

940
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:56,400
Speaker 2: taped her into something. I took her phone away. She

941
00:45:56,480 --> 00:46:04,359
Speaker 2: was always looking at her phone taxing and driving. But yeah, that's.

942
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:05,800
Speaker 5: Crazy to me to find skilly ways when it's like

943
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:09,320
Speaker 5: real dangerous like driving. He's real serious, and you're including

944
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:10,399
Speaker 5: bunnies as well.

945
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:13,640
Speaker 2: Yes, the bodies were We were not going to kill

946
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 2: those bunnets. You want everybody to know that there was

947
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:18,320
Speaker 2: no chance we made We made it look like it.

948
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:23,400
Speaker 2: We edited some real spooky music over it. Early in

949
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:26,240
Speaker 2: your career, you did a lot of car based humor.

950
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 1: That's so fun.

951
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:32,720
Speaker 5: Cars, I know, right, we have a cop based tuma.

952
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:33,759
Speaker 1: I did.

953
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:36,840
Speaker 2: Mega Drive was my first TV show, which was on MTV,

954
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:39,960
Speaker 2: and it was a comedian who had failed as drivers

955
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:42,879
Speaker 2: test three times, went around the country and drove things

956
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:45,520
Speaker 2: you've never seen driven on TV, and while doing them,

957
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:47,560
Speaker 2: we messed with all the people teaching them how to

958
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:49,760
Speaker 2: do it, so like if he was driving the world's

959
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:53,880
Speaker 2: biggest bulldozer. We would replace the foreman's trailer with an

960
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 2: exact replica and then back over it the next morning

961
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:59,400
Speaker 2: and act like we just destroyed the foreman's office, like

962
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 2: all kinds that.

963
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 1: It was great. It was a really fun show. But yeah,

964
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:07,880
Speaker 1: my first few things were car related for whatever.

965
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 3: So weird and it's it's like, well, you can see

966
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:13,640
Speaker 3: how people get stuck in like weir a very strange

967
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:16,520
Speaker 3: niche in the entertainment world, Like if you hadn't gotten

968
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:18,040
Speaker 3: out of that, you would still be doing like car

969
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:20,160
Speaker 3: based reality to just.

970
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:22,880
Speaker 1: Puns, Yeah, just dumb puns.

971
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:26,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, you were the Kurt Well you ever do you

972
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:28,279
Speaker 5: ever do you ever feel like you were stuck in

973
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:31,040
Speaker 5: a like that's my thing, I'm that guy.

974
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:35,239
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm the not ever making it guy.

975
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:45,279
Speaker 1: Oh I don't know no way that I got that

976
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:46,719
Speaker 1: niche on locked down.

977
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:52,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, I used to. What really bugged me, which now

978
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 5: I'm embracing, But for the longest time, all of my

979
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 5: reviews were just like, she's just so nice, you just

980
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:01,080
Speaker 5: want to hang out with her, And I'm like, I'm funny.

981
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:03,359
Speaker 1: Bitch, like you know what I mean, Yeah, you're very

982
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:05,520
Speaker 1: funny chat like she's just.

983
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:10,120
Speaker 5: You know, it's just it's not just like nice, just nice.

984
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:12,120
Speaker 5: I just getting nice. And I'd always be like, I

985
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:15,120
Speaker 5: wish I was edgy, I wish I was weird and cool,

986
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:17,040
Speaker 5: but you know, I'm very mainstream.

987
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:22,439
Speaker 3: It's my deal, you know what I remember for so long,

988
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:27,239
Speaker 3: It wasn't until uh, I would say, honestly, like two

989
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:31,520
Speaker 3: or three years ago that I realized that I wasn't

990
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:39,880
Speaker 3: edgy because I thought Edgy meant like pushing ideas of

991
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:41,680
Speaker 3: like stand up do you know what I mean? Like

992
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:45,160
Speaker 3: I thought Edgie meant weird and like pushing stand up

993
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:48,760
Speaker 3: like limits, like like like doing skywriting jokes.

994
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:49,960
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? I thought that was

995
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:52,239
Speaker 1: Edgy And it turns out like no, Edgy is just

996
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 1: like uh, you know, you know, being like no, no,

997
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:56,200
Speaker 1: fuck you.

998
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:02,720
Speaker 5: I agree. I also think that's like alternative. I coveted

999
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:03,720
Speaker 5: both of those things.

1000
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:07,880
Speaker 2: No, like scarier, it's hard scared for the performer. I mean,

1001
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 2: just yelling at people. You can see that on any

1002
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:12,680
Speaker 2: public bus in the city. So he's gonna be yelling

1003
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:13,240
Speaker 2: at somebody.

1004
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:15,919
Speaker 1: But I had no idea that that's what people thought

1005
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:16,400
Speaker 1: Edgy was.

1006
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:17,680
Speaker 3: And I was like when I learned, I was like,

1007
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 3: oh wow, okay, that's amazing.

1008
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:24,080
Speaker 1: But it's you know, also, I'm not that. I'm not that.

1009
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 1: I'm still very nice. All right, y'all, let's get out

1010
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:30,480
Speaker 1: of here with the real. Oh my god, that was

1011
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:33,600
Speaker 1: so fast. That was very fast. Celi, You're so good

1012
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:34,239
Speaker 1: on this show.

1013
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:37,480
Speaker 5: I come back coming. Well wait, do you see what animals?

1014
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:44,680
Speaker 1: I'd love to I was already excited. Here we go.

1015
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:47,400
Speaker 2: This is just a quickie that I found while googling

1016
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:51,120
Speaker 2: dumb facts. The inventor of the Pringles can. Do you

1017
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:51,760
Speaker 2: have pringles?

1018
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:56,640
Speaker 5: And we got them? Sweet? Very exciting.

1019
00:49:56,680 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 1: Everyone's really swivel chairs and pringles. This is a wow.

1020
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:04,120
Speaker 2: The inventor of the pringles can was buried in One

1021
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:08,400
Speaker 2: man who designed the Pringles tomato potato crisp packaging system

1022
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:10,840
Speaker 2: was so proud of his accomplishments that a portion of

1023
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:13,640
Speaker 2: his ashes have been buried in one of his iconic cans.

1024
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:14,440
Speaker 1: Frederick J.

1025
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:18,400
Speaker 2: Bauer of Cincinnati, Ohio, weird a state in the onion,

1026
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:20,680
Speaker 2: died May fourth.

1027
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:22,520
Speaker 1: He was eighty nine. But yeah, they.

1028
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:26,320
Speaker 2: Honored his request as children did, and buried partially in

1029
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:26,919
Speaker 2: a can.

1030
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:29,759
Speaker 1: So there you go.

1031
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:33,919
Speaker 5: Okay, two questions. Well, number one, I was disappointed because

1032
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 5: I immediately pitched his entire body inside like a coffin

1033
00:50:37,239 --> 00:50:40,880
Speaker 5: is like a giant. Two, it's not his ashes inside

1034
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:46,720
Speaker 5: regular So my question is this what flavor?

1035
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:51,319
Speaker 3: Yes, it's got to be original, right because he's he's

1036
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:52,520
Speaker 3: the original designer.

1037
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:54,759
Speaker 1: But I mean, so cremin onion, would you think of

1038
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:56,200
Speaker 1: creman onion as the best?

1039
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:01,400
Speaker 2: Wendy's one that's pretty good? Where there's a Wendy Spicy

1040
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:05,719
Speaker 2: Chicken Sandwich's kidney Tasty. The least popular is the deal

1041
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:08,000
Speaker 2: pickle flavor. I just read that when I was looking

1042
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:08,640
Speaker 2: this up, So.

1043
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:11,360
Speaker 1: I've got lots of times the flavor. We don't know

1044
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:14,320
Speaker 1: what flavor. He wasn't say it's a god damn it. No,

1045
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:17,080
Speaker 1: it doesn't say. But they were.

1046
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:22,160
Speaker 2: They were invited worse than the business ap the Associated Press.

1047
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:26,080
Speaker 2: They were originally called Pringles New Fangled chips.

1048
00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:28,640
Speaker 1: No they weren't. Yes they were. Oh I love that.

1049
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:30,520
Speaker 1: Why aren't they still called that?

1050
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:34,600
Speaker 2: I know nineteen sixty six Prnles New Fangled chips. Anyways,

1051
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:38,160
Speaker 2: bury yourself in something you love, everybody, what would you

1052
00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:40,480
Speaker 2: be buried in Celia? As we as we as we

1053
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:41,319
Speaker 2: let you go here.

1054
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:43,320
Speaker 5: I was just thinking that if we narrow, if we

1055
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:50,919
Speaker 5: keep it to snack snack foods, probably, uh, let's go burgerings.

1056
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:53,320
Speaker 5: They make no sense. Do you have burgerings?

1057
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:54,279
Speaker 2: We do not.

1058
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:57,279
Speaker 5: Oh my goodness, they make they make no sense. Their

1059
00:51:57,320 --> 00:52:00,480
Speaker 5: little rings that they're very nostalgic and had them for

1060
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:01,120
Speaker 5: a long time.

1061
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:05,399
Speaker 1: Oh, if anyone's in Australia, send us some burger rings.

1062
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,640
Speaker 5: Oh my goodness, I mean that's fun. If you're open

1063
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:11,480
Speaker 5: for that, I will send you all sorts of Australian

1064
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:14,160
Speaker 5: snack foods that you may not have. Not sure?

1065
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:16,960
Speaker 3: All right, Well, thank you so much for being on

1066
00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:20,279
Speaker 3: the show, Celia. Uh just plug away, plug away? Where

1067
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:22,360
Speaker 3: can people find you? What should they look out for you?

1068
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,880
Speaker 5: As I say, I've got three stand up specials on

1069
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:29,319
Speaker 5: three different platforms our show rose have and I don't

1070
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:32,320
Speaker 5: think you can see outside of Australia, but I have

1071
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:36,879
Speaker 5: a lot of dog content on Instagram, but that's nothing really,

1072
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:39,480
Speaker 5: Just say hi if you see me around.

1073
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:44,799
Speaker 1: Well, thank you so much for being on Bananas. You're wonderful.

1074
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:48,279
Speaker 1: Thank you. You can say bananas with us too in

1075
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:50,760
Speaker 1: your beautiful show and accent ready one, two.

1076
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Speaker 5: Three, bananas, it doesn't work.

1077
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:06,640
Speaker 3: This has been an exactly right production, produced and engineered

1078
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:07,839
Speaker 3: by Katie Levine.

1079
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Speaker 1: Theme music by Kahan, and all of our artwork is

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Speaker 1: done by Travis Millard.

1081
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1082
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:16,719
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1083
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:18,200
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1084
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1085
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1086
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1087
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