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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: firms show, who watched Cookies from Singapore like that. I'm

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Speaker 1: I will say he spent a lot of money on those. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: those cookies are not cheat really And I knew he

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Speaker 1: wasn't gonna say it, but I thought I wud put

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Speaker 1: that out that they're expensive, like six bucks from Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well here's the thing. Yeah, so sare Singapore the country.

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Speaker 1: It's a country, it's a city, it's an island, it's

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Speaker 1: all three and they really have everything that they do

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Speaker 1: there because everything has come to them from China. You know,

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Speaker 1: they were under British rule for a while that you know, Malaysia, India,

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Speaker 1: In fact, they're known as is the Switzerland of the

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Speaker 1: East because they are culturally, ethnically and religiously neutral and everything.

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Speaker 1: So there's not a whole lot that they do inside

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Speaker 1: the country that's made there. This tin of cookies is

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Speaker 1: made there by a woman by the name of Janie Wong,

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Speaker 1: who we learned is a native to Singapore and her

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Speaker 1: name is Janice. Yeah, well, I guess she has some

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Speaker 1: Janice would be the Chinese. I didn't question the WoT

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Speaker 1: because there are a lot of people in China with

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Speaker 1: American names. To open your mind, Bertie, First of all,

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Speaker 1: isn't she from Singapore? She's from Singapore yet I'm saying so.

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Speaker 1: I just said Janie doesn't sound like a singapore I name.

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Speaker 1: She's a pastry chef and her work is featured and

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Speaker 1: she has a cafe in the National Museum because her

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Speaker 1: she does a lot with chocolate and things like that. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: she made these dark chocolate especial cookies which I was

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Speaker 1: passing around and they're going over like a lead balloon

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Speaker 1: right now. They're really good. Can I Yeah, Can I

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Speaker 1: ask a question about everyone's vacation because on the on

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Speaker 1: the Big Show, we obviously talked about all the good

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Speaker 1: stuff and like, oh, this was amazing, and this was amazing.

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Speaker 1: What was the worst part of everyone's vacation or the

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Speaker 1: biggest pain in the ass coming home? That'll do it?

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Speaker 1: And I experienced, maybe you should unplug you min till

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Speaker 1: you finish chewing those cookies. I was chewing those cookies.

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Speaker 1: Have you sorry? I went to uh I went to

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Speaker 1: Disney World with my family, and I discovered the worst

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Speaker 1: type of people ever to walk the face of the earth. Now,

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Speaker 1: if you think about it, like there's many people that

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Speaker 1: can be bad, We're talking not criminals, not people who

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Speaker 1: do harm, just people who have no mind for anyone

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Speaker 1: else out there except for themselves. Was it the people

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Speaker 1: It was the woman who gets on the plane and

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Speaker 1: puts her bag in the first bin even though her

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Speaker 1: seats all in the back. No, but I experienced that.

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Speaker 1: I experienced experienced that, which I explained. But line cutters adults,

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Speaker 1: full grown adults. People our age anyone over the age

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Speaker 1: of eighteen, cutting other adults as if we're still in

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Speaker 1: I didn't understand that, and to because no one has patience,

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Speaker 1: but because everybody needs the I I need it now.

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Speaker 1: But I discovered it after the After the first time,

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Speaker 1: this is getting a little ridiculous. It's for four different

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Speaker 1: people doing the same exact storyline of gotta get up there,

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Speaker 1: the time. But you know, but but you know, it's

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Speaker 1: just like the cops situation where if you're if you're

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Speaker 1: amusement park jazz. But I just I finally came to

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Speaker 1: I was just gonna say, like, you're their time is

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Speaker 1: It's the people that say like, oh, you can get

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Speaker 1: So like those rope lines, people don't can I just

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Speaker 1: And here's what else I don't like. Something specifically said,

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Speaker 1: They're lying. What I don't like is when one person

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Speaker 1: and then then they got the right place. Holos and

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Speaker 1: Garrett's talking about the people that lie like all my

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Speaker 1: made me start thinking about the other worst kinds of

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Speaker 1: you the worst kind of person our buddy Jake the producer.

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Speaker 1: So if you were going to bring a plus one

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Speaker 1: this plus one who you're gonna bring. Right, we went

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Speaker 1: legitimately a bubble boy. This kid was allergic to pine nuts, almonds,

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Speaker 1: things they were like, it's food. Everything is food based.

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Speaker 1: And he says, I don't really go to different countries

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Speaker 1: Bubba boys coming. Oh yeah, because he really affected your vacation.

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Speaker 1: what happened to you, buddy? Oh? Well, first of all,

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