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Speaker 2: Guys, Bonus.

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Speaker 3: Guys, gals of down binary pals. Welcome to the Bonusode episode.

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Speaker 3: Bonus episode. I just say bonus, that's what the isisode

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Speaker 3: is there. Welcome to the bonisode number three. This is

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Speaker 3: our third bonisode.

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Speaker 2: We're getting the hang of it, as you could tell

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Speaker 2: by how clean that was at the top.

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Speaker 4: I love.

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Speaker 2: We're really getting good at what bonus odes are. It's

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Speaker 2: a different format for us. It's mostly just advice now,

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Speaker 2: but it's also just a chance for Kurt and I say, hey,

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Speaker 2: in a hectic.

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Speaker 3: World splitting the cities tomorrow, we're just talking about routes

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Speaker 3: or roots.

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Speaker 2: How hot it's going to be. I think maybe we'll

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Speaker 2: decide that next year Splitty will be in November. Maybe

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Speaker 2: we should do a winter or a fall.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because we don't.

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Speaker 3: We have we have this and then we have October

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Speaker 3: for door to Shore in October is so cold, I

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Speaker 3: mean so hot here in Los Angeles cold for everyone else.

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Speaker 2: We need to switch these next year. Next year we

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Speaker 2: need to do door to Shore in the middle of summer,

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Speaker 2: Splitty in the late fall.

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Speaker 4: No door to short, No door to Shore stays in October.

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Speaker 3: We got to do splitting the city in like February

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Speaker 3: because we don't have anything in February.

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Speaker 2: That's true, you know, that's true. Let's do that next February.

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Speaker 2: We'll do it early in the year and everybody will

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Speaker 2: just be so comfortable, even if it rains wet. Bananas

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Speaker 2: are very funny.

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Speaker 4: Are you kidding me? Sounds sounds yeah.

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Speaker 2: Man, Yeah, I'm good. I wanted to tell you that

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Speaker 2: we are sponsoring a rugby team. It is the Phoenix

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Speaker 2: Women's Rugby League, and we are officially going to be

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Speaker 2: the main logo across their chest of the what I'm

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Speaker 2: calling the Phoenix Fire Bananas, but which is actually called

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Speaker 2: the fire Birds, but we're gonna call them the fire

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Speaker 2: Bananas because now they have bananas all over them. And

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Speaker 2: uh Marisa, one of our bananimals, said would you sponsor

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Speaker 2: my rugby team? And I said, oh, hell yeah, so

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Speaker 2: we're in.

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Speaker 3: That's fantastic that. Thank you Scotty for taking care of that, well.

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Speaker 2: The fire Bananas. If they make the finals, maybe you

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Speaker 2: and I go out and do a show in Phoenix.

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Speaker 2: Maybe we watch them and throw them a pizza party.

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Speaker 4: I don't know, I love it. That sounds good to me.

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Speaker 3: Come out and do a what you say, Scottsdale and Tempe.

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Speaker 2: I don't know you, you're the touring comic, but yeah,

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Speaker 2: that sounds fun.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. I just never go to Phoenix really never, ever, ever, ever.

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Speaker 2: Do one hundred and eighteen degrees every day? What's not

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Speaker 2: to love?

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Speaker 4: Delightful? M just going to get hotter?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, it is super hot there. But that's where

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Speaker 2: that bar was that I mentioned before, the one that

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Speaker 2: just felt like you were riding in a in a

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Speaker 4: I mean, it's so smart, and especially.

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Speaker 2: In a place that's a kazillion degrees, to be like, well,

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Speaker 2: let's go sit inside this train car and pretend like

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Speaker 3: It's a train car with no actual windows, so like

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Speaker 3: it could be so hot outside.

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Speaker 2: That's genius, genius.

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Speaker 4: It really really is.

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Speaker 3: So Bonaside, in case you don't know it, our new

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Speaker 3: our new format for bonusodes is advice. And you guys

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Speaker 3: have been calling in, calling in, You've been dming us

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Speaker 3: with voice.

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Speaker 4: Messages of your advice. We've been listening. We're excited to

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Speaker 4: give you advice.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Banana's advice. Maybe it's good, maybe it's bad.

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Speaker 3: Exactly, it's probably not going to be something you'll want

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Speaker 3: to act on.

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Speaker 2: Correct.

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Speaker 4: Are you ready for the first one?

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Speaker 2: Scott, I'm chomping at the bid over here.

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Speaker 4: Here we go. This This comes from plant and Let grow.

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Speaker 2: Plant and let grow good name.

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Speaker 5: Hey banana boys, So I'm going to go through this

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Speaker 5: real fast because it's a long story. Anyways, it starts

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Speaker 5: in twenty sixteen. I meet fuck boy number one on Tinder.

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Speaker 4: And we see each other for a while.

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Speaker 5: We have our fun, and eventually things fizzle out for

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Speaker 5: several reasons. Several years later, I'm fresh out of a

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Speaker 5: and eventually we meet FuG Boy number two, also on Tinder.

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Speaker 4: We meet each other, we see each other for a while.

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Speaker 5: We talk about it being casual that we're seeing other people.

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Speaker 5: So I stay on the app and I eventually reconnect

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Speaker 5: with FuG Boy number one. Anyways, this week I had

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Speaker 5: two to see what's up. He tells me he's in Vegas.

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Speaker 5: I wish him a good trip. I text funk point

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Speaker 5: I'm like, that's a huge coincidence. Anyways, a few hours later,

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Speaker 4: They're on the trip together.

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Speaker 5: So now my dilemma is do I tell them that I.

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Speaker 4: Know both of them? Or do I let them figure

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Speaker 2: Great question, great question, very modern.

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Speaker 3: I think, okay, you you want them to find out

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Speaker 3: in a delightful way.

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Speaker 4: So what I'm what I'm.

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Speaker 3: Pitching is, you know, the explosives that they use for

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Speaker 3: gender reveal parties.

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Speaker 2: Okay them?

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Speaker 3: So well, yes, all right, so we need to I mean,

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Speaker 3: I don't know, like if there's a way that she

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Speaker 3: I'm having sex with both of you in smoke. I

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Speaker 3: don't know if it's in smoke bombs, I don't know

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Speaker 3: if it's in glitter.

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Speaker 4: I think that's the best way to do it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's good. I like that. I like the idea

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Speaker 2: of a reveal. I think if your gut is that

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Speaker 2: they're both going to be okay, with the current situation

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Speaker 2: that they like each other like their friends. I mean,

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Speaker 2: they're going to Vegas together.

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Speaker 4: They're friends, they're friends.

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Speaker 2: I would say, you make two cakes. I think you're

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Speaker 2: doing I think all right, you go to the grocery store. Yes,

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Speaker 2: you make one cake that says I'm also seeing fuck

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Speaker 2: fuck boy. Do they're real names. And you get those

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Speaker 2: I just want you to know because then if they're

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Speaker 4: They got a cake out of it.

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Speaker 2: They got a cake.

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Speaker 3: And also, I honestly I feel like you have no

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Speaker 2: If they find out, I would tell them, though. My

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Speaker 2: advice is you should find a fun way to tell them,

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Speaker 2: because it would be fun, could be great. If everybody's

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Speaker 2: cool with it, then you're ship shape. Then you're in

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Speaker 2: a great position to have a nice little polyamorous Yeah. Hang,

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Speaker 2: look at that look. And then if one of them

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Speaker 2: pulls back, well, that's not the one.

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Speaker 4: That's not the one.

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Speaker 3: You should only be dating men who are interested in MFM.

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Speaker 2: That's fine. If it turns into a throupple because they

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Speaker 2: both love the cake. Give one an angel's food, give

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Speaker 4: Face, and find out who is the angel and the

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Speaker 2: Also, if you like one of the two more than

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Speaker 2: I've been hooking up with let's just come up with

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Speaker 2: a name for f boy two Cranled Cranled. Yeah, Hey,

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Speaker 2: I've been hooking up with Cranld, but I like you more.

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Speaker 2: If you want to get serious, I'll get serious. But

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Speaker 2: if you don't want that, two cakes, say I've been

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Speaker 2: hooking up with Crandled and let them know. And then

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Speaker 2: And if they are mad at you, fine, they have

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Speaker 2: a cake and you left them with a cake. What

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Speaker 2: a nice way to bow out of a fuck boy situation?

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Speaker 3: Exactly, exactly, all right? Coming up with your next one,

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Speaker 3: you're ready for it?

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Speaker 2: Heck yeah, I love doing this because whether this is

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Speaker 4: Hey, banana boys, this is Julie and Maine.

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Speaker 6: My husband and I own a small business, so we've

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Speaker 6: pretty much been working seven days a week for the

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Speaker 4: We also have a two year old, so pretty busy.

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Speaker 7: But this December, you're going to a friend's wedding in

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Speaker 4: We have never been, and we were going without the child.

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Speaker 5: So I was wondering if you guys had any advice

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Speaker 5: or any places we should definitely go.

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Speaker 8: While we're there, you know, for only their two or

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Speaker 4: So thank you very much.

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Speaker 4: First off, congratulations, what a great trip to go on.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely first stop in New Orleans is a quick dip

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Speaker 3: in the Mississippi River.

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Speaker 2: Oh so nice this time of year, Crystal clear, bathwater warm.

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Speaker 3: I have swam multiple times in the Mississippi River right

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Speaker 3: I'll be upfront with you.

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Speaker 4: It's not as bad as most people think. It's very warm, it's.

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Speaker 2: Very good and get sick.

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Speaker 4: I did not get sick. I've also I have a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, probably gets sick when we floated the only river either, Okay,

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Speaker 2: we did not, So where there are so many great.

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Speaker 2: My must go restaurant and bar for brunch or dinner

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Speaker 2: is Atchafalaya. I love Atchafalaya. It's incredible. It's on Louisiana Ave,

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Speaker 2: number one is Atcha Palaia. They are closed, I think,

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Speaker 2: weirdly in the middle of the week, like Tuesdays and Wednesdays.

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Speaker 2: But that place rules. The food's great. When we did Bacchus,

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Speaker 2: when we did the parade, we went there and everybody's

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Speaker 2: favorite meal was there. You and I always liked Luke.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I like Luke.

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Speaker 3: What is the one that is the wine store and

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Speaker 3: cheese shop where you buy the wine and cheese and

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Speaker 3: then you go into the backyard and bands are playing

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Speaker 3: and you can just eat and drink your wine in

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Speaker 2: It's called Bachnalia, but I believe that's Bacanaelia Wine Bar,

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Speaker 2: and that is that is delightful. Everybody likes that place.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I would also say take the take the fairy from

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Speaker 3: it to what it's called, is it the West Bank? Yes, yes,

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Speaker 4: It's a dollar.

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Speaker 3: And what's that bar that we love, which one the

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Speaker 4: And that was from Julie Pacific Martin.

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Speaker 4: All right, you ready for another one?

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Speaker 2: Oh? You know what?

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Speaker 4: Wowther hi the data voice.

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Speaker 6: I'm hoping that I can keep this quick.

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Speaker 4: So how do a hysterect me?

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Speaker 8: And thank you?

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Speaker 6: And I need to adjust my hormones because I've gone

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Speaker 6: because I am a hormonal mess on, a horny teenager,

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Speaker 4: But I'm hoping this is the question.

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Speaker 6: Sorry, I'm hoping to get your advice on whether or

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Speaker 4: Help a girl out.

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Speaker 3: The advice for that one coming right after this bananas, bananas.

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Speaker 4: Anything that you choose the news.

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Speaker 3: From all the way around the.

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Speaker 4: Folks, we are back with our bonusodes.

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Speaker 2: It started medical. It's it's a very nice person with

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Speaker 3: Yep, and they'll be taking testosterone and now they want

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Speaker 2: We don't know, We don't have enough context to give

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Speaker 4: And I doubt that you're coming to us for actual advice.

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Speaker 2: And so did the right things.

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Speaker 3: Since I have been a twelve year old boy, I

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Speaker 4: And I think that's that'll probably help. That's I mean,

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Speaker 2: Wow, that yeah, maybe you should do that. That's actually

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Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe tinder is in your future. That's probably what

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Speaker 2: That's the context I was referring to. We don't know

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Speaker 2: So in that case, wear a female condom. We're huge

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Speaker 3: We always say, if you're gonna wear God, to wear

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Speaker 2: It's it's never too tight. And if you can find them,

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Speaker 3: I and also if you want to feel less alone,

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Speaker 2: So it's very common. It's fine, it's a your healthy

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I I mean like we I was still

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Speaker 7: Hey, banana boys, it's Savannah. I'm looking for some advice

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Speaker 4: Vibe at the gym.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, oh, thank you at the end.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, my first Savannah, my first piece of advice, right

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Speaker 2: It's a cheap fix. Cheap fix. You can probably get

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Speaker 2: then every time you work out this year, you just

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Speaker 2: and everybody'll assume you are swinging, curling, dipping your own head, yes,

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Speaker 3: Another hot tip if you're not using a kettlebell and

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00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:07,320
Speaker 3: you're using some dumbbells, a big kiss to each dumbbell

441
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:08,199
Speaker 3: as you bring it up.

442
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:11,480
Speaker 4: Wah wah wah.

443
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:16,760
Speaker 2: If you know, if you can't afford one hundred and

444
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:21,920
Speaker 2: sixty plus photorealistic stickers of your face, or you're concerned

445
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:27,120
Speaker 2: about kissing weights, that are handled by strangers in your gym.

446
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:34,840
Speaker 2: Here's my million dollar idea. Go to the closest beach shop,

447
00:23:35,119 --> 00:23:39,080
Speaker 2: surf shop, any or you can do this online and

448
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:43,200
Speaker 2: buy a towel, the dumbest towel you can, maybe a

449
00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:46,520
Speaker 2: million dollar bill towel, and you take that with you

450
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:49,159
Speaker 2: and you roll it out and that is your little space.

451
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:52,040
Speaker 2: Maybe it's a bunch of dolphins swimming together, but take

452
00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:54,680
Speaker 2: your own full sized beach towel and then where you

453
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:57,440
Speaker 2: want to work out, lay it out. Let them know

454
00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,640
Speaker 2: that money Bags is there and ready to work out.

455
00:23:59,760 --> 00:23:59,920
Speaker 1: Yeah.

456
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:04,320
Speaker 3: Also, if you're already on the site that prints your

457
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:07,879
Speaker 3: face on things, print your face on the towel.

458
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:11,959
Speaker 2: Nobody is gonna mess with a woman who is swinging

459
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:16,040
Speaker 2: cattlebells at a gym, standing on a face of their

460
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,439
Speaker 2: towel while swinging their own head around.

461
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:22,080
Speaker 4: Period, no one's coming. You'll have the whole part of

462
00:24:22,119 --> 00:24:23,040
Speaker 4: the gym to yourself.

463
00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:26,720
Speaker 2: At that point, you will be the only person in

464
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:29,600
Speaker 2: crunch for the hour and a half that you're working out.

465
00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:33,000
Speaker 2: That is why Equinox is named, because they want you

466
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,360
Speaker 2: just swing weights that are equal to your body weight

467
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,639
Speaker 2: with your face on it. That's where they came up

468
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:38,359
Speaker 2: with the name.

469
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:40,480
Speaker 4: And you can ask the CEO, he'll admit that.

470
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:44,640
Speaker 2: I think the real advice I would get some sort

471
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:46,800
Speaker 2: of workout Matt that rolls up and is cheap and

472
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:48,960
Speaker 2: easy to transport, and I would put it on the

473
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:51,359
Speaker 2: ground where I was working out, because people do have

474
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:53,280
Speaker 2: that thing. Like remember when you and I would go

475
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:56,520
Speaker 2: through Brian Park to watch a movie in Manhattan and

476
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 2: people would claim their space, and you walked around p

477
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:04,280
Speaker 2: Bull's towels, blankets, picnic baskets as if if you touched

478
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:06,040
Speaker 2: it they were going to stand up and stab you

479
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:09,000
Speaker 2: in the head. Yea, And so claim a little space.

480
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:11,800
Speaker 2: If it's a workout Matt, fine, If it's a million

481
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:17,800
Speaker 2: dollar bill towel, fine, If it's a Budweiser can towel, hilarious.

482
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,400
Speaker 2: They then they know you like to party and work out.

483
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,720
Speaker 2: But ultimately, either get your exact body made into a

484
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:28,280
Speaker 2: beach towel, a photorealistic so that you're standing on yourself

485
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:32,040
Speaker 2: while bench pressing, or just put stickers of your face

486
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:35,119
Speaker 2: on all the weights. It's just that easy. It's just

487
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:39,679
Speaker 2: that easy. I think we're changing lives over here.

488
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:43,320
Speaker 3: Positive we are just you said Bryant Park, and I

489
00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:49,240
Speaker 3: can't stop thinking about sandwich. You remember sandwich, That terrible

490
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:52,680
Speaker 3: sandwich store was spelled witch witcach.

491
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:55,480
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, I do remember that.

492
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,879
Speaker 3: It sucked so much and I hated it, but it

493
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:02,280
Speaker 3: was like the only thing that you could like have

494
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:04,680
Speaker 3: for lunch. And Brian Park and I live. I worked

495
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:08,160
Speaker 3: near there, so it had a sandwich so much.

496
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:09,040
Speaker 8: Look.

497
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:12,760
Speaker 2: I worked at the Grace building right there, that swooping building,

498
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:15,200
Speaker 2: it's that tall white one that swoops out towards the

499
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:18,119
Speaker 2: park as a temp one. And my job was only

500
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:24,800
Speaker 2: stocking snapples in vice president's fridges all day. I had

501
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:28,240
Speaker 2: a list of every vice president at this finance real

502
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:32,320
Speaker 2: estate company, and it would be the number of beverages

503
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,480
Speaker 2: you had to put in and in what order, and

504
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,199
Speaker 2: you had to turn the labels out like you were

505
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:39,160
Speaker 2: working in a convenience store. And so I would push

506
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:43,520
Speaker 2: this card around and everybody, all the assistants are supermodel beautiful,

507
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:47,840
Speaker 2: and then me, dumb temp boy, is just walking around

508
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:49,879
Speaker 2: being like, can I go in his office now? And

509
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:52,320
Speaker 2: they're like, no, he's in there. And then they'd come

510
00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:54,280
Speaker 2: and get me. They're like and they're out of diet

511
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:57,720
Speaker 2: peach snapple and he is not happy, and I'm like, boy,

512
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:02,240
Speaker 2: how did I get here? I never really enjoyed those

513
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:04,560
Speaker 2: Bryan Park movies. If we can just be honest with

514
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:06,199
Speaker 2: each other, it's uncomfortable.

515
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:08,840
Speaker 3: I saw Ash Pearlman again. I brought them up at

516
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:12,840
Speaker 3: eight one billion times. But Ash Pearlman has a comic

517
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:17,679
Speaker 3: which is I'm gonna I'm gonna butcher it. But it's

518
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:21,400
Speaker 3: something like I love not hearing the movie and having

519
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:22,160
Speaker 3: a soggy ass.

520
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:22,960
Speaker 4: That's why I come.

521
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 2: Yes. And then you want to drink wine or you

522
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:28,159
Speaker 2: want to drink or your may cocktails or whatever, and

523
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 2: then you have to pee, and then you're in the

524
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,399
Speaker 2: middle of a field where people are lying on blankets,

525
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:35,879
Speaker 2: and then you're like blocking chto buddy, it's a nightmare.

526
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:38,280
Speaker 3: And you have to pick your way drunkenly over in

527
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 3: between there's one inch of grass in between people's blankets.

528
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, rooftop way better than park Park movies, just not

529
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 2: for me. And I love being outdoors. I'm obsessed. Yeah,

530
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 2: when I'm not indoors outdoors most of the time.

531
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:57,960
Speaker 4: Every once in a while in a car.

532
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:02,760
Speaker 2: Sometimes I get in cars and go room room room, Okay, hair.

533
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:03,719
Speaker 2: Do we have another one?

534
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 8: Yeah?

535
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:07,000
Speaker 2: We Yeah, been animals. You're doing a great job. Thank you.

536
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:09,320
Speaker 2: This is gonna be a regular thing. Send them whenever,

537
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 2: and if we respond in all caps, advice shall be given.

538
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,920
Speaker 2: It's just a way for us to find them later

539
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 2: when we're recording a sweet ass bonus sode.

540
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 8: Here cons Hello banana boys. This is my request for advice.

541
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:31,040
Speaker 8: My brother and I are thirteen months apart. Growing up,

542
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:34,960
Speaker 8: we were really close, but as we've grown into adults,

543
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:39,600
Speaker 8: we're both now into our forties, we're just not anymore.

544
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:45,560
Speaker 8: He is getting married the middle of September and I

545
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 8: was invited, but I don't want to go. I don't

546
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 8: think it'll be fun. I don't know any of his friends.

547
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:59,360
Speaker 8: The only family that's really going is my parents, and

548
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 8: I kind of don't want to just hang out with

549
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 8: my parents all night. So if I go, I feel

550
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 8: like like I'll be, you know, kind of a bummer.

551
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:12,240
Speaker 8: If I don't go, I feel like it's something that

552
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:16,720
Speaker 8: my family is going to hold against me forever. What

553
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 8: do you think? Should I go or should I skip it?

554
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 2: Cut off? There?

555
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 3: It's cut off seconds, that's cut off one minute. But

556
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 3: I think we got the advice question.

557
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 2: That's pretty good. That's like every Julia Roberts movie made

558
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 2: between nineteen ninety seven and two thousand and four.

559
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:39,280
Speaker 4: So scotti, what's your what's your baseline feeling?

560
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 2: Right away? My gut is, if it doesn't affect your

561
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 2: mental health in a very negative way, hire a woman

562
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 2: in your town who lightly resembles you, and let her

563
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 2: wear your clothing and go as you to that wedding

564
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:01,920
Speaker 2: and say you have COVID, but you wanted everybody to

565
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:05,480
Speaker 2: know that you wanted to be there so bad. You

566
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:09,560
Speaker 2: send a sort of replica in your place. Oh my god,

567
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 2: I love that so very very much. So you're gonna

568
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:15,720
Speaker 2: have to lie to your family, but it sounds like

569
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:20,360
Speaker 2: that's okay with you. Send somebody and say she's really sick.

570
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 2: She called me this morning, she said she wanted to

571
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 2: be here so bad. She lent me this dress she

572
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:28,520
Speaker 2: was gonna wear, and I'd love to be in all

573
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 2: the wedding photos in her place. That's my immediate gut feeling.

574
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:37,840
Speaker 3: I would say, I got I got two thoughts. One

575
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:44,160
Speaker 3: first thought party deally, ideally, this wedding is happening in

576
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 3: a in a smaller city, meaning where from where you live.

577
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 3: You would have to fly to like a connector city

578
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:54,560
Speaker 3: and then fly to that city. Ideally, yes, if that

579
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 3: is the case, you get you got stuck, say that

580
00:30:58,160 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 3: you bought tickets. You'll be there, but you're flying in

581
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:04,600
Speaker 3: day of and then delayed in that city. And then

582
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:08,000
Speaker 3: you take pictures of yourself, like mom in like some

583
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 3: hotel room. You go out and you treat yourself to

584
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:12,440
Speaker 3: like a nice hotel room, somewhere you really want to go.

585
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:15,800
Speaker 3: You're in that hotel, you can take a picture. You're like,

586
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:18,960
Speaker 3: I'm so miserable, sorry I missed it. Like love YOUA

587
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 3: that's probably going too far.

588
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:23,280
Speaker 2: I doubt you do. Say love you.

589
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:26,200
Speaker 3: But then you get to have a nice weekend. They

590
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:30,200
Speaker 3: don't think you didn't want to come. Second thought is

591
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:37,400
Speaker 3: to just take some mushrooms at the wedding, because then

592
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,680
Speaker 3: you'll be in an awkward, weird situation. You'll have something

593
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:43,480
Speaker 3: to have to kind of deal with, you know, hanging

594
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 3: out with your parents. It'll be more of a psychological experiment,

595
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 3: but just a little If you take a little bit,

596
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:55,680
Speaker 3: I think you'll just have a really nice time and

597
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:56,960
Speaker 3: it'll be very pleasant.

598
00:31:57,520 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, you gave me for some reason you saying that.

599
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 2: Here's another idea. Yes, there's one thing to always remember.

600
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:09,800
Speaker 2: You can always leave any situation. Like I used to

601
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 2: go do everything. Sometimes I'd walk in to be like, hey,

602
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,680
Speaker 2: we're doing a comedy night or whatever, and it was

603
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 2: just so bad right off the bat that I'll just

604
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:20,640
Speaker 2: turn around and walk right back out. Yep, nothing wrong

605
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:24,160
Speaker 2: with walking in, saying hi to your brother, thanking him,

606
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:27,880
Speaker 2: or saying hey to whoever he's marrying bride or groom,

607
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 2: and saying hey to your parents and then just really

608
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:34,240
Speaker 2: quickly sort of sneaking out of there. Always a good

609
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 2: plan that you showed up, take a photo with mom

610
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:39,720
Speaker 2: and dad, then get out of there. No one, No,

611
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:46,480
Speaker 2: you showed up. Second thing, Go and wear an eye patch. Yes,

612
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 2: go get an eye patch. Never talk about it. Do

613
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 2: not refuse to talk about it. Say it's a sensitive

614
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 2: topic for you that something happened, but you will not

615
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 2: say what. Don't show anybody what's underneath it. But then

616
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 2: you went to your own brother's wedding and yeah, or

617
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:04,560
Speaker 2: an eyepatch you didn't need, and you have a fun secret.

618
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 2: For the rest of your life, they're gonna have to

619
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 2: look at you and all these photos on the dance

620
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 2: floor raising Champagne wearing an eyepatch that nobody knows what happened,

621
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:16,000
Speaker 2: and you won that wedding.

622
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 4: You always do mirror, just go. I don't you know,

623
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 4: I don't really want to talk about it.

624
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 2: I can't really talk about it. Just really walk away

625
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:26,520
Speaker 2: from any conversation. But you win the wedding if you

626
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 2: wear a pirate level eyepatch and just refuse to explain

627
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 2: what happened. And if they question you and go seriously,

628
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 2: what happened that your then you can go. If you

629
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,120
Speaker 2: guys are gonna badger me, I'm just gonna go and

630
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:43,920
Speaker 2: then go. But if not, you're the woman with the

631
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:48,400
Speaker 2: eyepatch who will refuse to answer questions but is showing

632
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:51,720
Speaker 2: support for her brother. You win the wedding with an

633
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 2: ipadch You sure do?

634
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:54,040
Speaker 4: You sure sure do?

635
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:57,520
Speaker 2: Man? That is such a good one. That's a tough situation.

636
00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 2: But I think you just got to figure out the

637
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:01,720
Speaker 2: way that you win the wedding that you will laugh

638
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:03,400
Speaker 2: at it forever.

639
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:06,760
Speaker 3: Exactly, and you showed up. I think we did all

640
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 3: of our advices.

641
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:10,040
Speaker 2: Then I love it.

642
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:13,000
Speaker 4: Give me some confessions for our last couple minutes.

643
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:16,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, this is this is my kind of confession. Okay,

644
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:20,239
Speaker 2: because it starts with this, this is a confession. So

645
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:21,520
Speaker 2: please don't say my name.

646
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:23,840
Speaker 4: Okay, done deal, no problem.

647
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:26,400
Speaker 2: You ask us to keep a secret, we keep a secret.

648
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 2: I was taking my dog out to do her business

649
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:33,200
Speaker 2: when I hear an elderly neighbor calling for her cat, Sampson.

650
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 2: She continues to call and call, so naturally, I started

651
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:43,640
Speaker 2: making cat noises. She then starts to walk in my direction.

652
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 2: I bolt for my back door with the dog, whilst

653
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:53,760
Speaker 2: so probably British bananimal, whilst continuing to make cat noises. Please,

654
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 2: Kurt and Scottie absolve me, and hopefully Sampson was found

655
00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:05,919
Speaker 2: and recovered. You you are given absolutely that's fun.

656
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 4: That's very funny.

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Speaker 2: You're allowed to have fun with your neighbors. Maybe it

658
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:15,200
Speaker 2: gave them some hope. I think this is fun. You

659
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Speaker 2: are absolutely absolved for this.

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Speaker 4: I have a confession.

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Speaker 2: You do.

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00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:23,960
Speaker 3: I every almost every other night, when I let Zelda

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00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:26,960
Speaker 3: out or my dog out to pee right before bed.

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00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 3: She goes out in peas and I'm standing in my

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00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:36,960
Speaker 3: front yard, usually in like T shirt and boxers, and

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00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:40,759
Speaker 3: I and I have a very small front yard, and

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00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:44,800
Speaker 3: then there's the sidewalk right there, good hand, good hedging,

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00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:49,359
Speaker 3: good hedging, and uh and every almost every single night,

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Speaker 3: without fail, I desperately want to pee in my own

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00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:57,920
Speaker 3: front yard and I and I do not h And

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Speaker 3: I just want to say, I'm very proud of myself

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Speaker 3: for not peeing in my own front yard.

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Speaker 2: I think absolutely that is not a crazy thought. That

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00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:09,400
Speaker 2: you are absolved for having a great thought. And also

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00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 2: you've shown marked maturity.

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Speaker 4: Thank you so much. I'm a father now I would

677
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 4: have done.

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00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:20,480
Speaker 2: That for your children, but you just you're a very

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00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 2: imaginative person. You don't You can imagine the neighbors complaining

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00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 2: and having to explain to your hyper aware oldest child,

681
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:34,719
Speaker 2: who would absolutely realize a conversation was having that you're

682
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 2: going to have to explain to yourself. That's a I

683
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:42,040
Speaker 2: feel for you. I feel like you would enjoy it

684
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:45,319
Speaker 2: so much. But sometimes in life the juice isn't worth

685
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:52,120
Speaker 2: a squeeze exactly. Here's another confession. Confession. Oh you're gonna

686
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:52,600
Speaker 2: like this one.

687
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 4: Oh I'm ready, because I'm torn over this one.

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00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:59,959
Speaker 2: I have never taken I've never taken a shower before

689
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 2: going swimming in a public pool. At best, I splash

690
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:08,360
Speaker 2: water on my face to appear as though I have showered,

691
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 2: which is so funny. But the cleansing shower as stated

692
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 2: on the pool rules. Hell no, anyways, that's my confession.

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00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:20,520
Speaker 2: This is a proud murder banana.

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Speaker 4: I look, look, I swim all the time in public pools.

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00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:31,319
Speaker 3: The majority of people do not shower before they get

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00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:34,160
Speaker 3: in the pool, unless you are in a place like Iceland,

697
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:38,800
Speaker 3: where they are very specific about you having to shower

698
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:41,560
Speaker 3: before you get in the pool. I think it's I

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00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:45,240
Speaker 3: think the expectation of a public pool is that people

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00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:47,840
Speaker 3: are not showering and children are peeing in it.

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00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 2: That is very accurate. Also in my experience, the places

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00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:54,360
Speaker 2: that make you shower, like a lot of places in

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00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 2: New York, some of those public pools there, the one

704
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 2: out in the Storia that everybody used to go to,

705
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 2: I think they made you shower, but they were never

706
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:07,840
Speaker 2: in my memory, like stalls, uh you know, like a

707
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:10,840
Speaker 2: plate like divider walls where so like are you supposed

708
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:13,320
Speaker 2: to get fully nude there? Like that's just it's not

709
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,720
Speaker 2: an American thing. We just don't do that in America.

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00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:18,759
Speaker 2: And it's that you're like if you want me to

711
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:21,400
Speaker 2: take an actual shower here with So you're gonna have

712
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:24,000
Speaker 2: to provide some body wash or something, because if I'm

713
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:27,719
Speaker 2: just rinsing, have a guy with a host spray everybody walking.

714
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:35,080
Speaker 4: In biohazard. If you're that worried about a public pool.

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00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:37,360
Speaker 3: The public pool that I went to all during the

716
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:40,680
Speaker 3: during the pandemic, it was the only one like that

717
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:41,959
Speaker 3: I could find that would be open.

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00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 4: Uh and uh.

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00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:49,160
Speaker 3: For some reason, the I was in Glendale, and the

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00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:55,320
Speaker 3: the the lifeguard, the would sit and I would go

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00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 3: with like eight nine in the morning, would sit with

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00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:59,440
Speaker 3: a speaker next to him.

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00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:04,919
Speaker 4: Okay, playing European club music.

724
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:11,400
Speaker 3: At at at like an almost ear splitting volume at

725
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:14,960
Speaker 3: like eight thirty in a residential neighborhood. I am the

726
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:18,799
Speaker 3: only person in that pool under sixty five at eight

727
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 3: thirty am swimming in the Glendale pacifica community pool.

728
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:24,719
Speaker 2: Yes, and it's just like.

729
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:34,759
Speaker 4: All the DJs to the dance floor and it was

730
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:35,959
Speaker 4: just like, what are we doing?

731
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:39,360
Speaker 2: What is happening? Why are all the DJs coming to

732
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:40,399
Speaker 2: this dance floor?

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00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:42,560
Speaker 4: I thought they should be in the DJ boot.

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00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:46,239
Speaker 2: It's so insane. Yeah, there, I mean a lot of

735
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:48,680
Speaker 2: places I guess do do that. Also, there was a

736
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:50,560
Speaker 2: thing for a while, and maybe this was New York

737
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:53,040
Speaker 2: pools again where you men had to wear swimsuits that

738
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:54,880
Speaker 2: had the netting, the.

739
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:57,400
Speaker 4: Built in swimsuit, automatic underwear.

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00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:01,120
Speaker 2: Automatic underwear, which is somebody growing up in Maryland who

741
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:03,440
Speaker 2: grew up in board shorts. That was very strange to me.

742
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 2: But they would have somebody like check your on your

743
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:07,840
Speaker 2: swimsuit before he went in, and if you didn't have webbing,

744
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:10,839
Speaker 2: that's not on you. But you just had to show somebody.

745
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 2: And I'm like, gosh, I mean, I guess it's a

746
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 2: volume game there.

747
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:14,920
Speaker 4: Yeah.

748
00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:17,759
Speaker 2: This one dude a Pensacle To Beach who used to

749
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:22,400
Speaker 2: stand right near on the main beach there is a

750
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:27,400
Speaker 2: long pier. Also, just saw crazy video of a hammerhead

751
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 2: shark just swimming right through all the people and I

752
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:32,799
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, that's exactly what I remember. But there

753
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 2: was a bar right there and this guy who I

754
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 2: think he appeared as though he was a Vietnam vet,

755
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 2: older gentleman kind of still wearing sort of his his

756
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:47,320
Speaker 2: his fatigues and stuff, would stand there with a SPF

757
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 2: fifteen in a car painting whatever those pressurized things are

758
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 2: called that you spray paint cars with yeah, and for

759
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 2: two dollars or five dollars depending if it was like

760
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:02,120
Speaker 2: weekday or week and he would spray you down if

761
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:06,120
Speaker 2: you forgot. So that's what these pools need. So this

762
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:09,759
Speaker 2: bananamal is absolved. They need a guy. They need to

763
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:12,800
Speaker 2: go find a person whose last name is mister, and

764
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:15,320
Speaker 2: he needs to be known as mister mister. And you

765
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:18,880
Speaker 2: have to walk by with a garden host set on

766
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 2: mist who just gives you a get the sweat and

767
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:24,440
Speaker 2: dirt off your body, spray down, and they're gonna be

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00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:25,440
Speaker 2: a missus mister too.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, missus, missus, mister. Thank you so much, Scottie for.

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