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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame morning. Hello. Hi, um, this

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Speaker 1: is Pete Eakins calling from Corporate h R. I was

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Speaker 1: looking for Byron. Oh yeah, um, yeah, yeah, this is

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Speaker 1: hi Byron. How are you Am I interrupting anything? No?

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Speaker 1: Just work? You know I'm working. What can I do

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Speaker 1: for you? You said you go on from HR? Yep,

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Speaker 1: calling from Corporate HR. I don't think we've ever actually met,

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Speaker 1: but I do need to discuss a few things with

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Speaker 1: you and just want to check one more time. I'm

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Speaker 1: not interrupting anything, am I? Uh, you know, just my

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Speaker 1: standard day to day work stuff and what would that be, uh,

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Speaker 1: you know, just a lot of well laptop um stuff,

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Speaker 1: correspondence emails, things like that. Oh sorry what Oh I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry I sneezed. No I did, and I said both.

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Speaker 1: So what do you mean by that? Um? What I

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Speaker 1: mean by that is we've been tracking your work because

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Speaker 1: you've been working remotely, and I'm calling you to let

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Speaker 1: you know that we know everything you've been doing. Well,

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Speaker 1: you've been working at home because we can see you.

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Speaker 1: What do you What do you mean by that? I

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Speaker 1: need I need more specificity. What I mean by that

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Speaker 1: is during company time and work hours. We're watching and

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Speaker 1: all we're seeing is you playing Call of duty. You're

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Speaker 1: getting pretty good at that, but you're not being very

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Speaker 1: productive with your work, are you? What do you mean

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Speaker 1: that's all you're seeing? How are you? How are you

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Speaker 1: even seeing that? Yeah? Okay, because you know your your

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Speaker 1: computer that you're not doing any work on. No, my

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Speaker 1: computer that I do work on. What about it? Okay,

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Speaker 1: we do both know you're not working. But that computer

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Speaker 1: has a camera on it, doesn't it you've been watching

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Speaker 1: me to the camera. Well, my job as part of

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Speaker 1: corporate HR is to make sure that our employees are

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Speaker 1: adhering to guidelines, and I think one of the guidelines

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Speaker 1: is while you're on the clock, you should be working

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Speaker 1: and not trying to win some sort of made up

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Speaker 1: war and call of duty. I think it's illegal for

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Speaker 1: you guys to hack into my camera and watch me. Well,

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Speaker 1: it's in the fine print and you sign when you

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Speaker 1: got a job. Here. I can go on your computer

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Speaker 1: at any time and see what you're doing. That is

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Speaker 1: a work provided computer, and that is a work provided

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Speaker 1: camera on that computer. And I've seen other things that

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Speaker 1: you've been doing on work hours too that I definitely

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Speaker 1: do not find appropriate. Wait, what are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: What things? I think we both know exactly what things

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Speaker 1: I've seen, And let me tell you not very impressive,

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Speaker 1: even less impressive than the work you're getting done. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll just say you're getting a tiny amount of work done.

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Speaker 1: But there's something else about you that's even tinier, if

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Do you know what the

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Speaker 1: next thing's gonna happen? As soon as you get off

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Speaker 1: this phone, I'm gonna start calling a lawyer because what

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Speaker 1: you're doing is illegal to his company for everything's worth. Okay,

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Speaker 1: well you do that, but we just went bankrupt today.

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Speaker 1: So what were you talking about? Yeah, we went bankrupt today.

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Speaker 1: So I'm also calling all the employees to let them

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Speaker 1: know that I'm sorry there's no job for you because

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Speaker 1: we can't pay you anymore. And I was watching you

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Speaker 1: on the camera. I just wanted to give you a

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Speaker 1: hard time about that. But companies bankrupt, and you can

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Speaker 1: keep the computer. I promise I won't log in on

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Speaker 1: the camera and watch anymore. It can't make any promises.

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Speaker 1: I might log in once in a while. What the

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Speaker 1: is going on? Well, what's what's going on is that

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Speaker 1: this is actually a phone prank. This is Jewil from

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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show doing a phone prank on you and

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Speaker 1: your roommate. Blair set you up, okay, he said. He said,

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Speaker 1: you're working remotely and you barely do anything but play

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Speaker 1: video games, so he wanted me to mess with you.

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Speaker 1: I started to get as much as when you started

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Speaker 1: talking about the tiny stuff. Oh no, we both know

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Speaker 1: that part's true. Come on, come on, leave alone. Wake

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Speaker 1: up every morning with Jubil phone pranks, we say mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties,