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Speaker 1: It's another jube. Hello, Hi there, neighbor. Who is this?

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Speaker 1: Don't worry about that, okay, just know that I've been

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Speaker 1: watching you and I'm not happy you've been watching me.

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Speaker 1: Who is this? I live in your neighborhood and I

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Speaker 1: went through your garbage the other day and I've seen

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Speaker 1: what you're up to and I don't I don't like

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Speaker 1: it one bit. Why are you watching me? And why

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Speaker 1: are you going through my garbage? I looked through there

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Speaker 1: and I saw cereal boxes in the trash. I almost

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Speaker 1: had a panic attack. You realize that cereal boxes are cardboard, correct.

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Speaker 1: I also saw some junk mail in there, which is paper,

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Speaker 1: and I even saw beer bottles in there. What the

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Speaker 1: fuck are you thinking? Sir? Oh my god, you're one

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Speaker 1: of those nuts, aren't you. Oh my god? Just literally

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Speaker 1: stay out of my trash. You don't get it. What

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about is not trash. That's recycling. That's recycling.

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Speaker 1: If I catch you in my trash, I'm gonna call

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Speaker 1: the cops. I should be calling the cops on you, okay,

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Speaker 1: I should be calling the world police because you're destroying

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Speaker 1: our planet. Do what you need to stay off my property.

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Speaker 1: You hippie. This has done fight. Hello, this is your

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Speaker 1: neighbor again, and I'm begging you to stop killing Mother Earth.

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Speaker 1: What I've done since we got off the phone with

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Speaker 1: each other. I just got done smoking a cigarette. I

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Speaker 1: threw the cigarette butt on the ground. God please, sir,

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Speaker 1: I beg of you use your recycling band ill. Don't

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Speaker 1: you hear the earth weep? With every every cereal box

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Speaker 1: that you throw away? The earth cries a little more.

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Speaker 1: Just stop. I want the documentary on recycling. It's stupid.

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Speaker 1: It does nothing for the environment. Oh so you think

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Speaker 1: climate change and a roding ozone are just a coincidence?

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Speaker 1: Is that it? It's the cycle of how the earth works.

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Speaker 1: You just that's it. You asked for it. Kids, Hand

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Speaker 1: these out right now, hand them out. What do you

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Speaker 1: mean I asked it? What are you doing? In about

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Speaker 1: five minutes, the entire neighborhood is going to be covered

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Speaker 1: with flyers recyclable ones. I might add to let everybody

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Speaker 1: know that you're purposely trying to kill Mother Earth. You're

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Speaker 1: ruined in this neighborhood. Listen, Captain Planet, I want to

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Speaker 1: know where the how you live, because I'm gonna come

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Speaker 1: over there and I'm gonna beat your ass with a

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Speaker 1: cardboard box. I live at ninety two point five and

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Speaker 1: I will see you there. What's the radio station, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the radio station, because this is actually Jubil from Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jewil in the morning ninety two point five doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Oh you're the guy who

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Speaker 1: does a stupid plank phocof Yes, I am your son.

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Speaker 1: Taylor emailed us. He said he's been trying to get

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Speaker 1: you to recycle. Ah, that's impossible. Taylor's not allowed to

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Speaker 1: use the computer. He's eleven. Oh well, I wouldn't worry about.

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Speaker 1: He's probably just like sir from the library or something.

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Speaker 1: Look father like son wake up every morning with stupid

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Speaker 1: phone taps weekday mornings on the twenty two point five