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Speaker 1: One eight hundred do ui away now offering free remote

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Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.

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Speaker 1: Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote

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Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred doui

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Speaker 1: away dot com or call.

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Speaker 2: Eight hundred do you y away.

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Speaker 3: It is time for your phone tap. I am living

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Speaker 3: proof that you don't need to have prior experience or

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Speaker 3: any discernible skills or talents to land a job. You're

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Speaker 3: completely unqualified.

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Speaker 4: That's right, Jeffries, Wow.

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Speaker 3: A lot. That's why we call a high school music

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Speaker 3: teacher today who's about to go on her maternity leave

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Speaker 3: and introduce her to her backfill. It's a guy with

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Speaker 3: zero qualifications for teaching music, but he makes up for

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Speaker 3: that with lots and lots of passion.

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Speaker 2: His name Roland.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I'm the star of your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 2: Another Hello, Hello, they says Rolando. Who I say, Rolando?

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Speaker 2: I am here?

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Speaker 4: Hah Sorry, I think you may have the wrong number.

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Speaker 4: I don't know Rolando.

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Speaker 5: Oh my apologize. Is this miss Hannah from high school?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you are the music teacher.

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Speaker 4: No, yeah, I'm the music teacher.

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Speaker 2: Good.

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Speaker 5: You are going on maternity leave and I am feeling

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Speaker 5: in for you.

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Speaker 4: Oh.

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Speaker 2: I only accept the position.

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Speaker 4: They told me they hired someone, but I didn't know

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Speaker 4: who it was. So it's nice to meet you.

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Speaker 2: Oh, the pleasure is all mine.

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Speaker 5: I have never personally taught music in my whole entire life.

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Speaker 4: But you've never taught music in your whole life.

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Speaker 5: No, no, but you see, I used to teach health

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Speaker 5: because I know all about the human body.

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Speaker 2: It is my expertise.

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Speaker 4: Uh. That is good to know. But this is introductory

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Speaker 4: band that we're teaching, so I don't really know where

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Speaker 4: you're going with this.

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Speaker 5: All I am saying is, even though I have never

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Speaker 5: taught music, I have been inspired by the most beautyful,

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Speaker 5: sensual and artistic man who has ever blown through the

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Speaker 5: long saxophone.

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Speaker 2: What I am talking about, Kenny G?

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Speaker 4: I mean this again. It's it's introductory band. I have

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Speaker 4: everything that you oh.

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Speaker 2: Jays jays, that is perfect.

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Speaker 5: No, he is an introduction to the sexiest manner lives.

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Speaker 4: I agree that all artists are important, and we do

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Speaker 4: teach that to our students, and along with Kenny G.

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Speaker 2: But O, I love the Guinny G.

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Speaker 4: Do you not I like Kenny G. But the problem

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Speaker 4: is that you have no experience teaching music, and that's

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Speaker 4: going to be the that's gonna be a problem.

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Speaker 2: Says, I do not have experience.

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Speaker 4: You you did said that?

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Speaker 5: What I play? Listen to this recording of me from

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Speaker 5: last night.

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Speaker 4: No, this is already troubling enough. Oh my god, this

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Speaker 4: cannot be happening.

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Speaker 2: Well, what do you think, jays?

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Speaker 4: You sound in line with the students I'm currently teaching,

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Speaker 4: So I'm not sure.

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Speaker 5: Oh, compared to Kenny G. Anybody looks like a fool.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 4: What I was gonna say is compared to my beginner

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Speaker 4: band student, it was really bad. And you're gonna be

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Speaker 4: teaching that.

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Speaker 2: Oh that hurt my heart. Good thing. It is bigger

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Speaker 2: than the whole city, and I can take a bunch.

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Speaker 4: I don't even know what that means. But this is

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Speaker 4: not going well.

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Speaker 5: You can cheap away at my heart, but you cannot

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Speaker 5: cheap away at Kenny G.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, who hired you exactly?

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Speaker 2: Oh, do not be concerned. I am going to help

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Speaker 2: you relax.

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Speaker 4: No, I'm very concerned.

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Speaker 2: I have written a song just for JU and your

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Speaker 2: unborn baby.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to hear any more.

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Speaker 5: So put a phone to your stomach right now, your

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Speaker 5: rude to a poor ga.

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Speaker 4: Hello, I need because I think that I'm going to

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Speaker 4: need to have a conversation with our principle. I don't

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Speaker 4: feel that this is going to work out. So when

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Speaker 4: I'm gone, Oh.

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Speaker 5: But you must have a conversation with your husband first, Rico.

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Speaker 4: What what you must speak to?

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Speaker 2: Rico?

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Speaker 5: He is the one who set all of this up

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Speaker 5: because it is a prank phone call.

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Speaker 2: And you are on Brooken Heffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: What who is this is actually a Jolisey from brook

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Speaker 5: and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap

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Speaker 5: on you.

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Speaker 4: Okay, No, I'm not okay, Actually I was seriously concerned.

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Speaker 2: I'm not feeling in like this isn't I.

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Speaker 4: Still feel like this is true though, No it's not.

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Speaker 5: No, I don't know who they are for you, but

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Speaker 5: I know it's not me, and that is a good

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Speaker 5: thing for everyone.

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Speaker 4: Thank God.

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Speaker 2: Anything's better than Rolando, though, I mean, let's get.

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Speaker 5: Real anything okay, now, let me speak to the child.

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Speaker 4: Get out of here.

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Speaker 5: Just kicking, I can hear it. Would you have a

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Speaker 5: future canny g found in there?

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning