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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand, Jewbils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? This is the Jewel Show. Hey, Hey, how

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Speaker 1: are y'all doing very good? How are you? I'm doing good?

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Speaker 1: Good living a living in my car, but I'm doing good.

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Speaker 1: Oh really? Oh could be worse. You could not have

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Speaker 1: a car to live in. Yeah, situation could be worse,

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Speaker 1: but it could be a lot better too, That's true.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I guess any situation could always be a

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Speaker 1: lot better. If you're a billionaire, you want two billion,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean all the time. So, uh,

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Speaker 1: we're not gonna ask your name because that would be

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Speaker 1: against the rules of the Dirty Little Secret. But you

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Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret? Um, yeah, I do, and

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Speaker 1: it's actually gotten a little bit bigger than the one

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Speaker 1: I messaged in faked. All right, So what we'll just

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Speaker 1: lay it out there. What's your dirty little secret? Excited

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Speaker 1: for the little backstory real quick. My landlord is a

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Speaker 1: crazy lady. I live in my landlord's house, okay, with her,

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Speaker 1: So I rent the basement. That's a dicey. I used

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Speaker 1: to live in the back of a dude's house. Actually,

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Speaker 1: when I first moved out when I was seventeen, I

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Speaker 1: moved into this old lady's house. She was my landlord.

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Speaker 1: It was her and another old dude, and they didn't

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Speaker 1: like me very much. I partied a lot at seventeen,

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Speaker 1: and then I lived with another guy too, and that's

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Speaker 1: always hard when they live with you, you know, which

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Speaker 1: is all quick? Yeah, exactly. But so everything was fine

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Speaker 1: until she went on vacation to go somewhere. I guess

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Speaker 1: it was like some church retreat. And she came back

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Speaker 1: and I put a locking key on our bedroom door

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Speaker 1: so people couldn't come into our bedroom whenever they wanted, right,

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Speaker 1: that's fair enough, Yeah, for sure. And she literally flipped

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Speaker 1: on me and she started telling me I started damaging

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Speaker 1: the house, and it got to the point to where

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Speaker 1: she was standing outside my bedroom doors seeking in tongues

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Speaker 1: to excise. She is possessed, and I have it all

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Speaker 1: on video, always humulated. When she hit me with her vehicle,

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Speaker 1: she hit you with it, yeah, like actually trying to

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Speaker 1: run over. Yeah, she backed out of her driveway and

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Speaker 1: she physically hit me with her car. Wait she did it,

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Speaker 1: Oh gosh. Yeah. She was charged with a salt and battery.

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Speaker 1: Oh holy smokes. Wow, at least you're living in a

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Speaker 1: place with the same landlord. Now right, Well, I'm not

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Speaker 1: I'm not really the same person, but you know I'm

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Speaker 1: better than that. Yeah, I guess nobody's really saying right exactly.

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Speaker 1: But my DL asked dirty little secret um. Before I

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Speaker 1: moved out, she started blaming me for things and was

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Speaker 1: breaking my property. Yeah. So I was putting nails behind

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Speaker 1: her tire in her driveway. Yeah, nail, a new nail

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Speaker 1: every day her tires went flat. Anyway, Maybe maybe that's

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Speaker 1: why she hit you with the car. She had a

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Speaker 1: flat tire and could stop. I was gonna say, too bad,

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Speaker 1: it didn't make them all flat before you had a chance.

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Speaker 1: It was after she hit me with the car. You

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Speaker 1: were still living with her after she hit you with

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Speaker 1: a car, Yeah, because I was trying to press charges

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Speaker 1: against her, and I wanted to make sure I could

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Speaker 1: be there when she got directed this sum. I've always

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Speaker 1: hated roommates, and I've lived with landlords before. My roommates always,

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Speaker 1: you know, didn't like that I wasn't very good at

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Speaker 1: doing the dishes, and that was awkward sometimes, you know,

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Speaker 1: because I know they'd be pissed at me. But I

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Speaker 1: have never lived with someone that hit me with a

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Speaker 1: car and I was pressing charges. That's awkward when you

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Speaker 1: guys see each other in the common space. Yeah, a

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Speaker 1: little bit. Um. The best part about it is the like,

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Speaker 1: a couple of days before I moved out, I took

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Speaker 1: and her bottle of choppic candle orange juice morning before

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Speaker 1: she goes to work. Did you hang around so she

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Speaker 1: drank it freaking night? Yeah, this is the most amazing thing.

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Speaker 1: Did she drink it? Oh? Yes, she drink it. Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah. Did you did you actually see her drink it?

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Speaker 1: Oh yes? Oh what did she do? She drank it? Again?

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Speaker 1: She acted like nun. Well, that's amazing. Probably it must

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Speaker 1: have mixed in with sunny D. Either that or your

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Speaker 1: pe tastes like sunny D. You should bottle that stuff

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Speaker 1: and sell it and get yourself a mansion. Thank you good,

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Speaker 1: I might do that. Keep us updated on your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret whatever your name is. Oh, I definitely will

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Speaker 1: thank you. Thanks. Did you bil show on demand