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Speaker 1: The Jewels show on demand jebils dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? You have a dirty little secret? I do?

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Speaker 1: All right? Well, go for it? What is it? All right?

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Speaker 1: So my husband nor my sister's husband know anything about this,

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Speaker 1: oh um, But me and my sister are the only

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Speaker 1: two that know. And we talked to my family about it,

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Speaker 1: but neither of the husband's no. Okay, what's going on?

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Speaker 1: So we deliver regularly. We deliver for amazon Um in

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Speaker 1: our own personal car. Well nine times I've ten, probably

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Speaker 1: seventy percent of the time. I usually pee in the

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Speaker 1: car in a cup in the car and then I

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Speaker 1: dump it out. Okay. Well, one morning I had my

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Speaker 1: cup of coffee and didn't have my morning sit down

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Speaker 1: time before we were in the car, and so I

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Speaker 1: tried to do it into in the car in a

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Speaker 1: dog pook. That well, okay, it's called the right place

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Speaker 1: because we've got an experread on that kind of thing

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Speaker 1: in the room. And what happened though she missed the bag,

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Speaker 1: what you missed the back completely missed the ball over

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Speaker 1: the car. Yo, over my sister's husband's car, and he

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Speaker 1: has no idea that it ever happened. Oh you guys,

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Speaker 1: must have cleaned that up so good. I don't know

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Speaker 1: how you wouldn't leave evidence life All wipes are amazed.

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Speaker 1: My god, are you signed to tell somebody? Dude? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I had to tell you this one thing. So I

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Speaker 1: thought I gonna say, you pooped in the Starbucks cup,

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Speaker 1: which I have experience with. And let me tell you,

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Speaker 1: I have never never done anything like this, and I

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Speaker 1: haven't done anything like this since. But it was kind

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Speaker 1: of like a dire situation because I was going to

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Speaker 1: draw my kids off at school and I was wearing shorts,

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Speaker 1: but like they weren't appropriate shorts to like walk into

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Speaker 1: a starbus to poop, So I didn't want to get

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Speaker 1: out and go in a Starbucks. I could not wait

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Speaker 1: till I got home. And I don't know how that

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Speaker 1: I even happened, because like I have good bowels and

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Speaker 1: I can wait, like I don't need to. I don't

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Speaker 1: have situations like that happened to me. But I could

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Speaker 1: not wait. So I got out and I pooped in

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Speaker 1: the Starbucks cup and it was full and it was

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Speaker 1: and it was cold. It was cold, I'll assigned you, guys.

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Speaker 1: And it was freaking hilarious because it was steam coming

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Speaker 1: off the spot. It was cold and true story. I

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Speaker 1: was mortified, and I did throw it away like the

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Speaker 1: responsible pooper that I am. Yeah, it took a while

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Speaker 1: to tell me that story. Awful about mine? I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Do I need to have your cart professionally clean? No? Seriously?

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Speaker 1: And it wasn't like just like a Honda, sorry, it

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Speaker 1: was Alexis. Well, now it's the price of a Honda.

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Speaker 1: All right, thanks for telling us you little secret. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: I remember when Alex first told me the story. I hadn't.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know anything about this for weeks. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: was too embarrassing. And then one day I just had courage.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, well, it's funny. So Alex and I weren't

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Speaker 1: married yet. We're married now, but we were obviously we're

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Speaker 1: on our way there, right, and she walked in her stuck. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so I haven't told you something, and I want to

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Speaker 1: tell you about something happened a couple of weeks ago.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, what happened? What could be that bad?

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Speaker 1: That's hilarious? Will you marry me? Yeah? Yeah? Now now

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Speaker 1: she probably film it and send it to me pure Yeah, well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I would like to see a picture because it sounded

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Speaker 1: like it was quite the frappuccino texted four one six one.

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Speaker 1: What's something that it took you a while to tell

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Speaker 1: your significant other? Frappuccinos are ruined forever for me? Now? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Are they? Really? Are they? Now? The Jebbels Show on

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