WEBVTT - Canceled Christmas Gifts

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Duran in the Morning show. Here's one of our

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<v Speaker 1>world famous phone pranks, Duane Elvis Dan Elvis Duran phone task.

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<v Speaker 2>You see, Scary has found another way to get under

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<v Speaker 2>his parents' skin. You know, Scary's mom and dad are

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<v Speaker 2>traditional old school Italian Americans. They live in Brooklyn, USA.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't like a lot of clutter in their house.

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<v Speaker 2>So anyway, Scary's family has their tradition where Scary likes

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<v Speaker 2>to buy presents for his nieces and nephews. So he

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<v Speaker 2>decided this year to buy these massive tricycles for his

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<v Speaker 2>nieces and nephews, Right, Scary.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I was out of town and I couldn't make

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<v Speaker 3>it out to see them with the rest of my family.

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<v Speaker 3>Said ordered these bikes online and I sent them to

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<v Speaker 3>my parents' house without telling them that these big boxes

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<v Speaker 3>were going to be arriving. So I had just called

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<v Speaker 3>my father to break the news about what I did.

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<v Speaker 3>He got very angry. He told me that the to

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<v Speaker 3>call tooids us and canceled the shipment. So that's where

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<v Speaker 3>the phone tap picks up. He's already told you to

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<v Speaker 3>cancel the shipment. Yeah, he was to cancel Christmas for

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<v Speaker 3>your n yeah. So Now, now this is me calling

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<v Speaker 3>my father back here, and this is where the story

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<v Speaker 3>picks up.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 4>Ill Dad.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so I called toys r Us right.

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<v Speaker 4>The lady told me that there's there's no way that

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<v Speaker 4>they can reverse it. They actually sent it out yesterday,

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<v Speaker 4>and that it's too late. So the three bikes are

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<v Speaker 4>on the way to the house. Who's going to be

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<v Speaker 4>home tomorrow between one and three?

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<v Speaker 5>What if, Mommy says, if we don't accept them, what

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<v Speaker 5>if I don't want them? I tell them I don't

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<v Speaker 5>want them.

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<v Speaker 4>You're gonna refuse shipment?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I'll tell them. I didn't know ader these things.

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<v Speaker 5>Why would you?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't understand. Wh would you do that?

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<v Speaker 5>Look, they don't live around the corner here, What do

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<v Speaker 5>you think they're down the block here?

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<v Speaker 4>Why I figured that you yesterday?

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<v Speaker 5>What are you figuring? You don't you know? Anthony? You

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<v Speaker 5>got your own life going on here. That's fine, But

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<v Speaker 5>when you won't make these things and you don't talk

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<v Speaker 5>to anybody, you gotta call us and let us know.

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<v Speaker 5>You just don't take it upon yourself to say to

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<v Speaker 5>the house, what am I gonna do with these things?

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<v Speaker 5>If they're big boxes?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I know, but I was at the time. What

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<v Speaker 4>donu't you know?

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<v Speaker 5>I was there? How often do I? God? I got

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<v Speaker 5>I paid them weekly visits.

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<v Speaker 4>I just thought that there would be a greater chance

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<v Speaker 4>that you would see them before.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh really, oh really?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>And what are I doing the meantime with these boxes?

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<v Speaker 4>I thought that you would put them in storage in

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<v Speaker 4>the house.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we were in the house.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, that you have an extra room.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, right, if there's stuff in there already. I got

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<v Speaker 5>up there and I was gonna build a plane up there,

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<v Speaker 5>all right, a plane. Yeah, I'm building a plan. My plane.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna I got in order, gonna be coming in

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<v Speaker 5>a plane. I'm gonna be building up there next time.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't do anything unless you talk to us, unless you

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<v Speaker 5>want to take a trip out there when you can

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<v Speaker 5>make it. That's it. Other than that, don't don't do

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<v Speaker 5>anything without us knowing about it. That's all I'm telling you.

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<v Speaker 5>Because the easiest thing is to send them a gifts

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<v Speaker 5>it to forget a check, money that they could put

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<v Speaker 5>in the bank that they would have more use for

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<v Speaker 5>than these freaking bikes. And when they got bikes already,

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<v Speaker 5>and they got toys, and they got this and they

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<v Speaker 5>got that.

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<v Speaker 4>It says each box is seventy five by sixty three.

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<v Speaker 5>Wait, how many inches?

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<v Speaker 4>Seventy five by sixty three?

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<v Speaker 5>Seventy five inches is six foot by by how wise

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<v Speaker 5>sixty three sixty three six feet by five feet?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and I guess a little bigger than I thought.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, three of them that size. And I shouldn't be angry.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't even think I could fit him in my

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<v Speaker 5>truck to take him out there all on one shot.

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<v Speaker 5>I should I should take him do the right thing

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<v Speaker 5>because I wanted to do the right thing. You call

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<v Speaker 5>us and we'll tell you what to do.

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<v Speaker 4>But I know them Christmas presents.

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<v Speaker 5>You don't know what. I'm nothing. You could have give

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<v Speaker 5>him a gift.

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<v Speaker 4>I gave him a gift. He's a gift.

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<v Speaker 5>He's a gifts. How are you gonna get him out there?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>Are you want to be available to take him out there?

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<v Speaker 5>But I want to know, are you want to be

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<v Speaker 5>able to make arrangements to get them out there?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm never out there. You're out there?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, right, So I'm the one that's gonna be

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<v Speaker 5>the delivery guy out there without you out there? Right,

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<v Speaker 5>That's the way it's gonna be and I gotta make

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<v Speaker 5>a trip with mommy. I can't even know if they

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<v Speaker 5>fit my truck. I'm not gonna get him out there.

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<v Speaker 4>I wasn't thinking. I'm sorry he did.

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<v Speaker 5>He listen to me carefully. The best gifts are gift

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<v Speaker 5>certificates or money in an envelope. That's it.

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<v Speaker 4>But you're boring, and.

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<v Speaker 5>So please so boring? All right? So this is more

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<v Speaker 5>exciting now, right?

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<v Speaker 4>It is exciting.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, then you figure out how to get him out there.

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<v Speaker 5>How's that? All right? I won't see how excited. Then

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<v Speaker 5>we'll see how exciting it is.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't have time to go out.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, so now i'm the one that's I'm the one

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<v Speaker 5>that's got to take the trip out there with six,

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<v Speaker 5>with these three big bikes out there, I gotta figure

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<v Speaker 5>out how to get them out there. Boy, you tell me.

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<v Speaker 4>What's right or what's wrong? When I all in a

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<v Speaker 4>way when you went to go visit them, I was

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<v Speaker 4>in Florida, so we were I supposed to say.

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<v Speaker 5>You're supposed to ask us mine that.

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<v Speaker 4>I could buy them toys.

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<v Speaker 5>Toys that ain't a toy that's a.

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<v Speaker 4>Bike, but it gives them exercise. Always that they're gonna

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<v Speaker 4>be better than a toy they got.

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<v Speaker 5>What if they got bikes?

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<v Speaker 4>But these are these are nice bikes. These are like

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<v Speaker 4>cop car bikes.

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<v Speaker 5>Anthony, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>That's all I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 5>It's just you know what you did the wrong thing?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, all right, Mommy would have wrapped the present, they

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<v Speaker 4>would have something that.

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<v Speaker 5>They're gonna wrap these boxes. You ain't wrapping these boxes.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought mommy, I thought you and Momi would wrap

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<v Speaker 4>the boxes. How am I gonna wrap them?

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<v Speaker 5>Anthony? Six by five? I'm gonna wrap boxes like that?

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<v Speaker 4>Alym picturing is the look on their face because they're

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<v Speaker 4>three and four years old and they want to open.

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<v Speaker 5>Time and you're not even going to be there to

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<v Speaker 5>see it. So what's the difference? What the hell is

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<v Speaker 5>the difference? So now what?

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<v Speaker 4>So now? I mean, I can't put a stop to

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<v Speaker 4>it on the way, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, mommy, well, mommy and my toe Mommy.

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<v Speaker 4>Already, what'd you say?

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<v Speaker 5>You don't know she's getting nails? Do? She says? I

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<v Speaker 5>don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>We have two empty rooms in that house.

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<v Speaker 5>Knowing, Anthony, you forget about I don't want to talk

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<v Speaker 5>about it no more. Goodbye.

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<v Speaker 4>But you why do you sound were you making it

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<v Speaker 4>sound like it's a big production?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? Well, well then then you then you figure out

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<v Speaker 5>how to right the U haul fucking take him out there?

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<v Speaker 5>How's that? All right? Now? Let me ask you? Is

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<v Speaker 5>it a big production? Anthony? All right? I thought they

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<v Speaker 5>had to answer my question. Is it a big production? Right?

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<v Speaker 5>The you haul and take them out there if you

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<v Speaker 5>have to. I'm done with the conversation. Goodbye, all right.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, in the meantime, you've been telling tapped. Will you

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<v Speaker 4>laugh for me?

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<v Speaker 5>Please? Yeah? Laugh? Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna break your

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<v Speaker 5>head when I see it. That's what I'm gonna go.

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<v Speaker 5>And Mommy saying you should have have phone tapping you,

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<v Speaker 5>and I says, why would he full tap me? I says,

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<v Speaker 5>you know what I mean? He he sounded serious about it.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, the bikes are really coming. I got it was

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<v Speaker 4>for you. That's not a joke's on this on?

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<v Speaker 5>That's double where me here? Right? Yeah? You both tab

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<v Speaker 5>me and I gotta deal with these, these these three

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<v Speaker 5>bikes that you senter all the.

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