Speaker 1: Elvis Duran in the Morning show. Here's one of our
Speaker 1: world famous phone pranks, Duane Elvis Dan Elvis Duran phone task.
Speaker 2: You see, Scary has found another way to get under
Speaker 2: his parents' skin. You know, Scary's mom and dad are
Speaker 2: traditional old school Italian Americans. They live in Brooklyn, USA.
Speaker 2: They don't like a lot of clutter in their house.
Speaker 2: So anyway, Scary's family has their tradition where Scary likes
Speaker 2: to buy presents for his nieces and nephews. So he
Speaker 2: decided this year to buy these massive tricycles for his
Speaker 2: nieces and nephews, Right, Scary.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was out of town and I couldn't make
Speaker 3: it out to see them with the rest of my family.
Speaker 3: Said ordered these bikes online and I sent them to
Speaker 3: my parents' house without telling them that these big boxes
Speaker 3: were going to be arriving. So I had just called
Speaker 3: my father to break the news about what I did.
Speaker 3: He got very angry. He told me that the to
Speaker 3: call tooids us and canceled the shipment. So that's where
Speaker 3: the phone tap picks up. He's already told you to
Speaker 3: cancel the shipment. Yeah, he was to cancel Christmas for
Speaker 3: your n yeah. So Now, now this is me calling
Speaker 3: my father back here, and this is where the story
Speaker 3: picks up.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 4: Ill Dad.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I called toys r Us right.
Speaker 4: The lady told me that there's there's no way that
Speaker 4: they can reverse it. They actually sent it out yesterday,
Speaker 4: and that it's too late. So the three bikes are
Speaker 4: on the way to the house. Who's going to be
Speaker 4: home tomorrow between one and three?
Speaker 5: What if, Mommy says, if we don't accept them, what
Speaker 5: if I don't want them? I tell them I don't
Speaker 5: want them.
Speaker 4: You're gonna refuse shipment?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll tell them. I didn't know ader these things.
Speaker 5: Why would you?
Speaker 4: I don't understand. Wh would you do that?
Speaker 5: Look, they don't live around the corner here, What do
Speaker 5: you think they're down the block here?
Speaker 4: Why I figured that you yesterday?
Speaker 5: What are you figuring? You don't you know? Anthony? You
Speaker 5: got your own life going on here. That's fine, But
Speaker 5: when you won't make these things and you don't talk
Speaker 5: to anybody, you gotta call us and let us know.
Speaker 5: You just don't take it upon yourself to say to
Speaker 5: the house, what am I gonna do with these things?
Speaker 5: If they're big boxes?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, but I was at the time. What
Speaker 4: donu't you know?
Speaker 5: I was there? How often do I? God? I got
Speaker 5: I paid them weekly visits.
Speaker 4: I just thought that there would be a greater chance
Speaker 4: that you would see them before.
Speaker 5: Oh really, oh really?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: And what are I doing the meantime with these boxes?
Speaker 4: I thought that you would put them in storage in
Speaker 4: the house.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we were in the house.
Speaker 4: Oh no, that you have an extra room.
Speaker 5: Yeah, right, if there's stuff in there already. I got
Speaker 5: up there and I was gonna build a plane up there,
Speaker 5: all right, a plane. Yeah, I'm building a plan. My plane.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna I got in order, gonna be coming in
Speaker 5: a plane. I'm gonna be building up there next time.
Speaker 5: Don't do anything unless you talk to us, unless you
Speaker 5: want to take a trip out there when you can
Speaker 5: make it. That's it. Other than that, don't don't do
Speaker 5: anything without us knowing about it. That's all I'm telling you.
Speaker 5: Because the easiest thing is to send them a gifts
Speaker 5: it to forget a check, money that they could put
Speaker 5: in the bank that they would have more use for
Speaker 5: than these freaking bikes. And when they got bikes already,
Speaker 5: and they got toys, and they got this and they
Speaker 5: got that.
Speaker 4: It says each box is seventy five by sixty three.
Speaker 5: Wait, how many inches?
Speaker 4: Seventy five by sixty three?
Speaker 5: Seventy five inches is six foot by by how wise
Speaker 5: sixty three sixty three six feet by five feet?
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I guess a little bigger than I thought.
Speaker 5: Yeah, three of them that size. And I shouldn't be angry.
Speaker 5: I don't even think I could fit him in my
Speaker 5: truck to take him out there all on one shot.
Speaker 5: I should I should take him do the right thing
Speaker 5: because I wanted to do the right thing. You call
Speaker 5: us and we'll tell you what to do.
Speaker 4: But I know them Christmas presents.
Speaker 5: You don't know what. I'm nothing. You could have give
Speaker 5: him a gift.
Speaker 4: I gave him a gift. He's a gift.
Speaker 5: He's a gifts. How are you gonna get him out there?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Are you want to be available to take him out there?
Speaker 5: But I want to know, are you want to be
Speaker 5: able to make arrangements to get them out there?
Speaker 4: I'm never out there. You're out there?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, right, So I'm the one that's gonna be
Speaker 5: the delivery guy out there without you out there? Right,
Speaker 5: That's the way it's gonna be and I gotta make
Speaker 5: a trip with mommy. I can't even know if they
Speaker 5: fit my truck. I'm not gonna get him out there.
Speaker 4: I wasn't thinking. I'm sorry he did.
Speaker 5: He listen to me carefully. The best gifts are gift
Speaker 5: certificates or money in an envelope. That's it.
Speaker 4: But you're boring, and.
Speaker 5: So please so boring? All right? So this is more
Speaker 5: exciting now, right?
Speaker 4: It is exciting.
Speaker 5: Well, then you figure out how to get him out there.
Speaker 5: How's that? All right? I won't see how excited. Then
Speaker 5: we'll see how exciting it is.
Speaker 4: I don't have time to go out.
Speaker 5: Well, so now i'm the one that's I'm the one
Speaker 5: that's got to take the trip out there with six,
Speaker 5: with these three big bikes out there, I gotta figure
Speaker 5: out how to get them out there. Boy, you tell me.
Speaker 4: What's right or what's wrong? When I all in a
Speaker 4: way when you went to go visit them, I was
Speaker 4: in Florida, so we were I supposed to say.
Speaker 5: You're supposed to ask us mine that.
Speaker 4: I could buy them toys.
Speaker 5: Toys that ain't a toy that's a.
Speaker 4: Bike, but it gives them exercise. Always that they're gonna
Speaker 4: be better than a toy they got.
Speaker 5: What if they got bikes?
Speaker 4: But these are these are nice bikes. These are like
Speaker 4: cop car bikes.
Speaker 5: Anthony, I don't know.
Speaker 4: That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 5: It's just you know what you did the wrong thing?
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, Mommy would have wrapped the present, they
Speaker 4: would have something that.
Speaker 5: They're gonna wrap these boxes. You ain't wrapping these boxes.
Speaker 4: I thought mommy, I thought you and Momi would wrap
Speaker 4: the boxes. How am I gonna wrap them?
Speaker 5: Anthony? Six by five? I'm gonna wrap boxes like that?
Speaker 4: Alym picturing is the look on their face because they're
Speaker 4: three and four years old and they want to open.
Speaker 5: Time and you're not even going to be there to
Speaker 5: see it. So what's the difference? What the hell is
Speaker 5: the difference? So now what?
Speaker 4: So now? I mean, I can't put a stop to
Speaker 4: it on the way, I don't know.
Speaker 5: Well, mommy, well, mommy and my toe Mommy.
Speaker 4: Already, what'd you say?
Speaker 5: You don't know she's getting nails? Do? She says? I
Speaker 5: don't know.
Speaker 4: We have two empty rooms in that house.
Speaker 5: Knowing, Anthony, you forget about I don't want to talk
Speaker 5: about it no more. Goodbye.
Speaker 4: But you why do you sound were you making it
Speaker 4: sound like it's a big production?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Well, well then then you then you figure out
Speaker 5: how to right the U haul fucking take him out there?
Speaker 5: How's that? All right? Now? Let me ask you? Is
Speaker 5: it a big production? Anthony? All right? I thought they
Speaker 5: had to answer my question. Is it a big production? Right?
Speaker 5: The you haul and take them out there if you
Speaker 5: have to. I'm done with the conversation. Goodbye, all right.
Speaker 4: Well, in the meantime, you've been telling tapped. Will you
Speaker 4: laugh for me?
Speaker 5: Please? Yeah? Laugh? Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna break your
Speaker 5: head when I see it. That's what I'm gonna go.
Speaker 5: And Mommy saying you should have have phone tapping you,
Speaker 5: and I says, why would he full tap me? I says,
Speaker 5: you know what I mean? He he sounded serious about it.
Speaker 4: Well, the bikes are really coming. I got it was
Speaker 4: for you. That's not a joke's on this on?
Speaker 5: That's double where me here? Right? Yeah? You both tab
Speaker 5: me and I gotta deal with these, these these three
Speaker 5: bikes that you senter all the.
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