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Speaker 1: Nicky. Here's Nikki. Hey everyone, it's Nicky Guayser podcast. Na

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Speaker 1: um Andrew's love and saying day nata up in this bit,

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Speaker 1: I've been saying a lot of data. Oh yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean he throws out day natas like he and he

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Speaker 1: really gets it. Give us your best dad, Nada, just say,

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Speaker 1: oh man, that was so. I mean, I I know

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Speaker 1: nothing about the Spanish language, but I was convinced you

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Speaker 1: were a local. Yeah I have you know, I grew

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Speaker 1: up in Florida, so it's you know, close to South Florida.

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Speaker 1: So I I still don't know anything. And if you

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Speaker 1: just kind of mumble it anyway, yeah, and um, you

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Speaker 1: know I took Spanish for six years in college, so um,

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Speaker 1: I know nothing. Um, so you know, I I pretty

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Speaker 1: much know. Uh liked I asked to go to the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: My other thing is like it's like much pleasure, like

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Speaker 1: very well. I only know that from Mujo Gusto. I'm over.

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Speaker 1: I'm um. Andrew did point out a great thing about

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Speaker 1: me being in a foreign land. Um is that I

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Speaker 1: always had confusion about doors because it says push or

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Speaker 1: poll and I only read the first half of things.

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Speaker 1: As you guys know, books, signs, and so I always

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Speaker 1: just read puh and I don't know if it's saying

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Speaker 1: push or poll, and I usually just suck it up,

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Speaker 1: you know. But in Spanish it's jallet, which I'm saying

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Speaker 1: that wrong. It's jail or it's the other one sounds

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Speaker 1: like an agelle, yes, helle, and then the other one's

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Speaker 1: like emperor, emperor, emperor or jail and Andrew goes, now

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Speaker 1: you'll know, and I go, oh, yeah, Now it's even

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Speaker 1: more confusing because I don't know what those words even me.

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Speaker 1: It is tough when you're with your boyfriend and you

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Speaker 1: say push out. Yeah. I hate when I tell him

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Speaker 1: to push out and he just comes all in you.

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Speaker 1: It's so funny. We were also talking today about how

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Speaker 1: um Andrew captioned a video yesterday of him, the one

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Speaker 1: that I posted on our the Nicki Glitzer social um.

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Speaker 1: He posted on his personal one. He wrote a cap

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Speaker 1: what was the captain again? I said, when you nut?

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Speaker 1: So the joke was based off the one you nut

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Speaker 1: and she keeps sucking okay, so, which I don't know that.

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Speaker 1: I guess I've seen it a couple of times. But

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Speaker 1: guys do videos where they're like face. I hate that.

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Speaker 1: I hate like when I nut, I don't want to.

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Speaker 1: That's why. That's the point of it. They're saying like,

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Speaker 1: it's like those too sensitives, too much. Yeah, yeah, no

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Speaker 1: one likes that. You thought you were the only one.

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Speaker 1: You were missreading those videos, So that was the point

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Speaker 1: of those. So he does the dance and he wrote

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Speaker 1: and he was making a joke off of when you

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Speaker 1: nut and she keeps sucking. I go, when you nut,

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Speaker 1: and then she makes you coffee and then you have

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Speaker 1: a nice emotional conversation while staring at each other in

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Speaker 1: the eyes. Yes, And I was like, um, you know,

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Speaker 1: he said, I forget how we got on the I

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Speaker 1: was like, oh, I want to start. He was just saying, saying,

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Speaker 1: you nut is the funniest thing. This is the dumbest thing.

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Speaker 1: Just be like a nutted. It's the dicker down guy,

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Speaker 1: Like I nutted hard after I dicked her down. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's it's pretty cool. I don't know who the dicker

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Speaker 1: down guy is or just a guy who says that

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Speaker 1: it's my it's my step step uncle, Bobby. Is it

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Speaker 1: is that? What's his name? You want to know A

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Speaker 1: funny story. So my stepsister uh was married to this

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Speaker 1: guy Bobby, and Bobby wrote on Facebook that she hasn't

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Speaker 1: come home all night and that he thinks he's cheating

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Speaker 1: on her and she came home with a hickey. He

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Speaker 1: wrote this on Facebook. No, when was this years ago?

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Speaker 1: About a probably like two years ago. She's with a

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Speaker 1: guy now with a mullet who has a Mustang whose

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Speaker 1: lights never go off, like the front lights never turn off,

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Speaker 1: the separate general or something. Okay, this my over headlight

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Speaker 1: onto my cars. I gotta jump it. This guy was

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Speaker 1: like fucking delivered in a fucking tub of jim bean,

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Speaker 1: like like he's such a bad So I figured out

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Speaker 1: out that. Yeah, so um so then she some guy

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Speaker 1: writes on his thing and he goes, hey, man, you

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Speaker 1: know what you gotta do. You just gotta dick her

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Speaker 1: down real good, and like that'll keep her, that will

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Speaker 1: keep her from getting a hickey. He gotta dick her down,

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Speaker 1: and it's just like it's pretty cool. So that was

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Speaker 1: that was one of the comments on the post. And

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Speaker 1: so he left her right is his girlfriend or his wife?

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Speaker 1: I don't know if they ever got married because you

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Speaker 1: just naturally saw it, or was the whole family like dude,

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Speaker 1: go on Facebook right now. It's going down pretty much.

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Speaker 1: That Okay, I was gonna say that is so hilarious

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Speaker 1: to air something like you know, when you get it's

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Speaker 1: almost like, I don't want to compare it to the

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Speaker 1: Taylor Swift thing that we covered yesterday, but her sending

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Speaker 1: off that tweet in response to that guy was such

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Speaker 1: a knee jerk thing. Yeah, I know she did that,

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Speaker 1: and she was with someone who was like, do it,

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Speaker 1: do it. She was in a place where her team wasn't.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it was a good move for her PR wise,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, Bobby's PR team wasn't around at that time. Mechanics.

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Speaker 1: I just I could almost guarantee you what the situation

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Speaker 1: was where Taylor sent off those tweets. And I think

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Speaker 1: that especially the follow up one where she's like and

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Speaker 1: by the way, I wrote this tweet all by myself.

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Speaker 1: It was just she pitched it like I've been in

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Speaker 1: that position so many times. I don't I think that

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Speaker 1: those moments where you put something out there where you're

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Speaker 1: when you're in in a state of anger, when you're

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Speaker 1: in a state of like high emotion, get away from all.

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Speaker 1: It's like when I'm on used to take the nuts,

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Speaker 1: get it out. But when I used to take ambient,

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Speaker 1: like the first I remember when my friend lent me

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Speaker 1: some ambient because I was going through a really hard

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Speaker 1: put my phone in the other room, I turned it off.

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Speaker 1: I used the actual alarm cluck in the hotel room,

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Speaker 1: like on the nightstand, because I was like, I don't

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Speaker 1: want to I don't want to have a Roseanne moment,

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Speaker 1: you know, or just put out something really weird. And

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Speaker 1: then I ended up being prescribed ambient for a while,

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Speaker 1: and I remember I never had an issue with it.

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Speaker 1: It may have said this on the podcast, except one

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Speaker 1: late in the day. Just you know, when you review

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Speaker 1: your own story and you go, God, I'm so interesting.

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Speaker 1: What are people saying of me? You know, when you

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Speaker 1: look at your own story and you're like, what am

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Speaker 1: I putting out? Like how am I perceived? God? I'm

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Speaker 1: so cool? And most of the time I'm just like, God,

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Speaker 1: you're lame. But I look and I go who fucking

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Speaker 1: hijacked my story? What is this? And it was me

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Speaker 1: promoting Tom Papa's special, which I had not seen, and

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Speaker 1: saying how funny it was, which I guarantee it was funny.

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Speaker 1: But Tom Papa, it's just such a weird thing to

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Speaker 1: side effects. You may promote Tom Papa and ambience may um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: give a quote for him to put on his next

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Speaker 1: book or something. Yeah, you're like fun for the whole family.

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Speaker 1: You just start writing like, isn't like arrested development great?

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Speaker 1: And it's like what that was ten years ago? I

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Speaker 1: I can't wait is actually a lie. I'm always when

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Speaker 1: Are you gonna kill yourself because you can't? You just

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Speaker 1: can't wait? You can. I took every time I would

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Speaker 1: so much pressure on you to go to sleep. It's

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Speaker 1: to see But I don't do that. I don't. I

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Speaker 1: But it has to be like when you're ready to

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Speaker 1: Which if you're not willing to do that, what are

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Speaker 1: I was thinking, what's inside an egg that we can

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Speaker 1: I yoked would be called egg egged him because you

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Speaker 1: don't put eggs all. You don't put like it's almost

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Speaker 1: like the casing that the the the yolk actually is

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Speaker 1: then we don't know enough about Women's Anatomy or anyone's anatomy.

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Speaker 1: Um talking about this, I don't I do know about

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Speaker 1: the maybe the first couple episodes, the first season, and

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Speaker 1: I think, so, yeah, who knows. I think that's going

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Speaker 1: to be like Cockroaches, where it's like the world will

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Speaker 1: like there's being apocalypse and the only thing that exists

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Speaker 1: is like a t V that's still playing Grey's Anatomy

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Speaker 1: and it's we don't know how they're making it. And

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Speaker 1: it goes, it goes. I nudded when you nud and

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Speaker 1: she she keeps sucking, and so it's when I yoke

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Speaker 1: and he keeps licking. Yeah, or eating? Oh? Eating eating

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Speaker 1: found that I love? Um? We were talking about um. Oh,

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Speaker 1: so I had to restart my computer today and I

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Speaker 1: was talking about how why does that fix everything? Which

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Speaker 1: restarted my computer. Boom, you said it was a lot

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Speaker 1: like blowing into the game disc or hitting your Nintendo

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Speaker 1: don't I'm just gonna look stupid. I'm going to pull

424
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:21,639
Speaker 1: doors that say push, I'm going to I can't figure

425
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,920
Speaker 1: things out, and I feel like everything's gonna be more expensive.

426
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:25,280
Speaker 1: I'm not going to have the right money. I'm not

427
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:27,160
Speaker 1: gonna have the I d to do it. Like, I

428
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:30,200
Speaker 1: just feel like I literally im paralyzed here. And I

429
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:34,040
Speaker 1: was thinking today like I have to make a Yesterday.

430
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:35,959
Speaker 1: I made it concerned after to do something and it

431
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:37,800
Speaker 1: was so hard to not just stay in my room

432
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:40,240
Speaker 1: all day. So you had it in your mind it

433
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:41,920
Speaker 1: was going to be so difficult and that was gonna

434
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:44,760
Speaker 1: be I didn't have a car here until I saw Jen,

435
00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:47,439
Speaker 1: our friend Jen, and She's like, why don't because we

436
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:48,720
Speaker 1: were going to split a car, but we're not stay

437
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:52,120
Speaker 1: in the same hotel. Yeah. And so then Jen had

438
00:22:52,119 --> 00:22:53,040
Speaker 1: a car and I was like, do you think I

439
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:54,680
Speaker 1: could use it? Well, your names on on it, whatever.

440
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,880
Speaker 1: She ends up letting me use the car, which then

441
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,880
Speaker 1: like kind of opened me up to being like oh

442
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,240
Speaker 1: and then you're like, oh god, now I have to Yeah.

443
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,560
Speaker 1: Well yeah, But I also was like, if I had

444
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:06,280
Speaker 1: to uber somewhere for some reason, Uber in another country,

445
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:08,560
Speaker 1: you think they're gonna they might kidnap me and murder me,

446
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:11,320
Speaker 1: even though like it's like the I put these thoughts

447
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:14,320
Speaker 1: on like like or like it will take seven hours

448
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:17,119
Speaker 1: for them to show up. I'm not gonna have the

449
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:20,200
Speaker 1: right app It's not gonna do it, or it's like yeah,

450
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:22,679
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, I was saying to Bill and you

451
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:25,240
Speaker 1: yesterday a friend, I was like, I'm I miss Cayman

452
00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:27,440
Speaker 1: so much. And I felt the same way in Camean Island.

453
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:29,440
Speaker 1: I remember when we got out of quarantine. You were

454
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:30,920
Speaker 1: like going to the gym, you were going to the

455
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:33,000
Speaker 1: little grocery store across the street, like little things, And

456
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:34,560
Speaker 1: I was like, what's it like out there? I was

457
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:37,520
Speaker 1: just I needed someone to like hold my hand through it.

458
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:40,119
Speaker 1: And then and then I ended up knowing that place

459
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:42,560
Speaker 1: so well that it felt like home. And I'm missing

460
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:44,480
Speaker 1: it so much now because I just want what I

461
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:46,560
Speaker 1: know and I'm gonna feel that way. I'm going to

462
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:51,040
Speaker 1: force myself to get to that place with Cabo before

463
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:55,720
Speaker 1: sooner I got I'm I'm like so whatever. So I

464
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:57,840
Speaker 1: go to this one golf range. They don't have a

465
00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:00,480
Speaker 1: driving range, they just have like a practice facility, and

466
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,520
Speaker 1: they're like, well, there's a driving range five minutes up

467
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:04,560
Speaker 1: this way. I go up like this kind of hill,

468
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:07,359
Speaker 1: like kind of cliff driving up and it's like through

469
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,360
Speaker 1: model homes and whatever. And I'm like, God, this place

470
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,800
Speaker 1: is gonna be so freaking expensive. Can I get there?

471
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:15,200
Speaker 1: And I'm like I walk in and I'm like what

472
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:18,480
Speaker 1: And everyone's so chilled there, like hey, let me carry

473
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:21,480
Speaker 1: your bags like you know, like whatever, like like just

474
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:24,359
Speaker 1: like and so I end up I get there four

475
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:26,960
Speaker 1: and the driving range closes a four, which was a

476
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,920
Speaker 1: little sad, but it's ten dollars for an hour of

477
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:33,360
Speaker 1: unlimited balls and then twenty dollars from balls all day long.

478
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:35,199
Speaker 1: They're open seven to four, and then I go to

479
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:36,520
Speaker 1: the guy. I was like, hey, you think I could

480
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:40,360
Speaker 1: get on WHENLY play nine? He's like, don't tell anybody,

481
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:42,880
Speaker 1: but I'll give you the special rate, and I think

482
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:46,040
Speaker 1: he prices that. Why did you only play sixteen? Because

483
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:48,680
Speaker 1: there was two three foursomes that I skipped at the

484
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,639
Speaker 1: very end because I caught up to them because I

485
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:53,720
Speaker 1: was playing by myself. What what did you just say,

486
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:57,639
Speaker 1: I don't four people are playing on one hole, so

487
00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:01,000
Speaker 1: four guys are playing together, so they take longer, got it?

488
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:02,679
Speaker 1: And you caught up to them, and so you just

489
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:08,320
Speaker 1: skipped that like two on the front. What did you say? No?

490
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,040
Speaker 1: I thought you joined their game, like you were trying

491
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:13,800
Speaker 1: to catch up to them so you could play with them. Right. See,

492
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:15,840
Speaker 1: we don't speak off so it was important for us

493
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:18,080
Speaker 1: to do so. Anyways, long story short, so I get out,

494
00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:20,880
Speaker 1: I play sixteen, and then in the morning I woke

495
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,239
Speaker 1: up this morning, I was like, I don't know if

496
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:26,520
Speaker 1: I wanted and then I wake up way yeah, yeah,

497
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:29,359
Speaker 1: I've been I'm like a new early morning riser. Wow.

498
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:33,479
Speaker 1: Is it because living with Brenna partly? And then I

499
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:35,480
Speaker 1: just I don't know. For some reason, while I'm here.

500
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:38,920
Speaker 1: I really want to like work on my ship and

501
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:42,280
Speaker 1: like be like more organized and like really become good

502
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:45,240
Speaker 1: at because I have time right now other than are doing.

503
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:47,800
Speaker 1: But like if I wake up early enough, I have time.

504
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,679
Speaker 1: Absolutely I was doing. Man, I did the same thing

505
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:54,639
Speaker 1: yesterday of like, I'm going to be different here every set,

506
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,359
Speaker 1: and I will say, what did you have it? So

507
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:00,320
Speaker 1: this morning you woke up and went and so I

508
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:02,760
Speaker 1: ate breakfast. I had my breakfast, I had my eggs

509
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:05,000
Speaker 1: with my fruit, and then I drink coffee and I

510
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:06,200
Speaker 1: was like, I'm just gonna work. I was like, no,

511
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:08,520
Speaker 1: you know what drives the course? It's only five minutes,

512
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:11,639
Speaker 1: not like far, but like I go there and the

513
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:16,119
Speaker 1: sun is coming up over the ocean. I have shorts on.

514
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:20,679
Speaker 1: It's the dude. I put a video It's fucking wild,

515
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:22,520
Speaker 1: and I just hit balls for an hour. And then

516
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:25,879
Speaker 1: they have like a practice facility that's like like this

517
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 1: course is it's called cup I don't know if I

518
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:32,879
Speaker 1: want to say it, because but like, um yeah, anyway,

519
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:35,080
Speaker 1: So like I got out there and I'm like really

520
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:38,480
Speaker 1: looking around and then I'm like, okay, I'm taking into

521
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:40,800
Speaker 1: surroundings and finally I don't know like it hit me

522
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:44,160
Speaker 1: like halfway hitting balls where I'm like, you're you're fine,

523
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:47,359
Speaker 1: You're home, like not home, but like you can just

524
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:52,640
Speaker 1: breathe now you gotta do you gotta do ship. I

525
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:56,720
Speaker 1: felt that way. Um, Like I always feel this way

526
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:58,440
Speaker 1: on vacation. I don't want to leave the resort. I'm

527
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:01,639
Speaker 1: too especially out of even in Hawaii, which feels like

528
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:04,480
Speaker 1: away from the US, like and even you know, when

529
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:05,840
Speaker 1: we're on the road, I don't want to go out.

530
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,440
Speaker 1: Like it's just what I don't know scares me so much,

531
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:12,320
Speaker 1: and I really am looking to like I've I mean,

532
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:14,600
Speaker 1: I always like to share when I'm just like not

533
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 1: doing that well because people can always relate. But like

534
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:19,320
Speaker 1: it's not like I've not been doing well, but I

535
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:23,840
Speaker 1: just cannot sleep enough lately, which you know, it's some

536
00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:26,199
Speaker 1: people go nick you work so hard, it's just your

537
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 1: body catching up. I know enough about sleep that you

538
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:32,000
Speaker 1: don't catch up. It's like I'm just a little bit depressed.

539
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:36,600
Speaker 1: Sleeping makes me when I'm sleeping, I can't do work,

540
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:40,800
Speaker 1: and so it gives me an excuse that It's almost

541
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:43,359
Speaker 1: like putting my my phone on airplane mode or like

542
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 1: when i'm it's the only time I'm not able to

543
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,560
Speaker 1: be in touch with someone. And I have a good excuse.

544
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 1: I was sleeping, even though it's like you know until

545
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:55,040
Speaker 1: but here's you know, I get in bed at like ten.

546
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:58,120
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm like, why isn't later, you know, like I want,

547
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:02,239
Speaker 1: I'm seriously like there's something going on where and I

548
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:05,119
Speaker 1: stay up until like two. But I just I know,

549
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:07,960
Speaker 1: I know, I understand. No, No, I'm not trying to

550
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:14,440
Speaker 1: like like it is the sleep to turn your mind

551
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:16,479
Speaker 1: off or is it just so that you don't have

552
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:18,960
Speaker 1: to do the work they turn my mind off to.

553
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:22,040
Speaker 1: It's for both because if if people aren't able to

554
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:23,679
Speaker 1: get in touch with me and I'm not having to,

555
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 1: you know, I should be writing my book right now.

556
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:30,399
Speaker 1: I have my agent, you know, writing me an email

557
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 1: once a weeking like just checking in on how it's going.

558
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,240
Speaker 1: And then I have this woman that's helping me write

559
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:37,080
Speaker 1: my book. Hey, just checking in. And I know that

560
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:39,320
Speaker 1: they're only doing it once a week because they know

561
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:40,480
Speaker 1: that if they do it every day it's going to

562
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 1: be annoying. But they're thinking about it every day probably,

563
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 1: And so I have that, I have my special that

564
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:50,200
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to reviewing, and that wouldn't no matter how

565
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 1: good I get it watching myself every time I finished

566
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:54,800
Speaker 1: my notes and I sent off the next batch of notes,

567
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:56,400
Speaker 1: and then they go, we did your notes, here's the

568
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 1: new next version. Boy do I not want to watch

569
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 1: it again? And it just takes a whole another thing.

570
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 1: So there's always something I think everyone can relate to this.

571
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 1: There's always something I could be doing that would be

572
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 1: something that would um be good for other people. Whether

573
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 1: it's calling my aunt back, who calls me all the time,

574
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 1: my Aunt Sally, and I never call her back because

575
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:22,400
Speaker 1: she talks very slow and it's I gotta focus, Oh

576
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 1: my god. I mean most people I wish I could

577
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:28,120
Speaker 1: do double the speed um, but for her, I do

578
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:32,840
Speaker 1: quadruple because she is We got to call Aunt Sally

579
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 1: some time on this show. I mean I could call

580
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 1: her today on the show. It would be awesome to

581
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 1: the final just to do something with her, because I

582
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 1: really do need to call her back. And I was

583
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 1: thinking about yesterday. I was like kind of riddled by

584
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 1: anxiety about you know, Bob dying and me being like, man,

585
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 1: I got to reach out. There's so many people if

586
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 1: they died tomorrow. I would be so mad looking back

587
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:54,960
Speaker 1: at our text exchange of me not getting back to

588
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 1: them and feeling like shit about it, and like, oh,

589
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 1: only I never responded to that sing I never birthday

590
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 1: the other day. I never forget people's my like you

591
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 1: know my if it's almost like phone numbers. If you're

592
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:12,560
Speaker 1: a new friend, like Noah, I cannot tell you when

593
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:15,880
Speaker 1: your birthday is. I know around the time, that's the date. Wise,

594
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:17,320
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. Andrew, I know your

595
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:24,200
Speaker 1: birthday because but what is it? Um? Yeah, and Marilyn

596
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 1: Monrose and uh Andy Griffith and um, I've con on

597
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:30,959
Speaker 1: Brian's birthday. That's so dope. You know what when your

598
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 1: birthday again? April? Oh yeah it was. Yeah, I'll never

599
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:44,920
Speaker 1: forget a again. And I and I because I only

600
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:49,200
Speaker 1: know my best friends from high school because anything, because

601
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 1: those are it's like phone numbers. I remember their phone numbers,

602
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:53,520
Speaker 1: but I don't know new phone numbers because they're just

603
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:55,520
Speaker 1: in my phone and just like birthdays, they're just on

604
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 1: t Still remember your home phone number, like from actual

605
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:03,760
Speaker 1: phone long ago, from when you were a kid. Yeah,

606
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 1: and it's it's disconnected so you can call it A

607
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 1: nine no one cares, don't. You can make up any

608
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:16,560
Speaker 1: number and we'd be like, wow, cool zero. Um. But

609
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 1: I for the other day. It was my mom's birthday

610
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 1: on the twenty two, and my mom I had a

611
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 1: fitting that day. I had to go trying to but

612
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 1: I had a raging U t I. By the way,

613
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:29,000
Speaker 1: my ut I came back as soon as I finished

614
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 1: my antibiotics. Um, and I have I have a inkling

615
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:36,960
Speaker 1: about what it's about. I want to talk about that

616
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 1: in a second. But I had a U t I

617
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:42,120
Speaker 1: that was like coming in and it just feels for me.

618
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 1: You t eyes are not burning burning sensations that a

619
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:47,800
Speaker 1: lot of girls have. Mine is it burns when I pe,

620
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 1: But it feels like good almost like I'm like, oh,

621
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 1: it feels like you've been holding it in a while.

622
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:54,840
Speaker 1: It doesn't hurt. Um, it's like a good pain that

623
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 1: I like. It's the pressure in your lower abdomen. It

624
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 1: feels like you're pregnant with angry sand that won't move.

625
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 1: And then you also have to ship and it feels

626
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:08,800
Speaker 1: like you have cold, hard, cemented ship and like I get,

627
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:12,239
Speaker 1: it's terrible. It hurts so bad. The pressure was so

628
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 1: bad and hurt on my stomach underwear. The band on

629
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 1: my underwear, the loose band on my underwear was oppressive

630
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 1: to me to wear. And I just posted a picture

631
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:24,160
Speaker 1: last night of me on at Supernova on stage, and

632
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:26,760
Speaker 1: I'm so bloated. And I had to wear all these

633
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:28,720
Speaker 1: tight jeans because it was the only thing I had.

634
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 1: It was so much pain, and I just I couldn't

635
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:33,120
Speaker 1: sleep on my stomach because it just felt like I

636
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:36,239
Speaker 1: was pregnant. It felt awful. So I was struggling with that,

637
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 1: and I had this fitting that I had to go

638
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 1: to and trying all these bathing suits for f Boy

639
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:43,239
Speaker 1: Island and um, and then I it was and then

640
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 1: I left and my I got a text that my mom.

641
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:47,760
Speaker 1: I sent my mom Wortle. You know the game Wortle.

642
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 1: You haven't heard of it? Do you know the thing

643
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 1: that people are posting where it's like those green squares

644
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 1: and they have like a little score. You haven't seen it,

645
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:01,080
Speaker 1: but I didn't look into it. Wordle is the best

646
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:05,120
Speaker 1: game of my life. No. You just just google Wordle

647
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,960
Speaker 1: and it's a game that comes up. It takes you

648
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,240
Speaker 1: two minutes to play. It's only once a day. You

649
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 1: can't get addicted to it. There's definitely apps now that

650
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:14,600
Speaker 1: have you know, redone it. But it was this game

651
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:17,200
Speaker 1: this guy made for his wife and he worked for

652
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:21,760
Speaker 1: companies that you know, he he worked for Facebook or

653
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 1: something like that, these companies where he knows what captures

654
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:28,240
Speaker 1: people's attention and he knows how to like take your time.

655
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,160
Speaker 1: But he decided like, I don't want to make a

656
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,240
Speaker 1: game that does that. And it's just you guess a fire.

657
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:34,760
Speaker 1: Every day it's a new five letter word and you

658
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:37,080
Speaker 1: make a guess and then these little squares pop up

659
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:39,320
Speaker 1: and if it's a if, if the letter that you

660
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:41,560
Speaker 1: guessed is a yellow square, that means that letter is

661
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:43,479
Speaker 1: somewhere in the word, but that's not where it is.

662
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 1: If it's a green if the if the letter in

663
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,560
Speaker 1: the five letter word that you guessed is green, that

664
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 1: means that letter is in that phase. No, those are

665
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 1: the hints. So if it's green, that means so let

666
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,080
Speaker 1: me guess. So what if I guess cream okay as

667
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:59,280
Speaker 1: a five letter word and C is green, I know

668
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:02,040
Speaker 1: that the ned in the in the in the E

669
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:04,920
Speaker 1: is yellow. I know that C because it's green is

670
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 1: definitely this word starts with C C and then E

671
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:10,960
Speaker 1: is somewhere else in it, and then your keyboard lights

672
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 1: up of words. And then if it's gray, that means

673
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 1: that that letter. So each letter you find out if

674
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:18,960
Speaker 1: it's in it, if it's in the right place. If

675
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:20,279
Speaker 1: it's in it, and it's not in the right place,

676
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,640
Speaker 1: it's it's yellow. If it's in it, it's green, and

677
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:25,440
Speaker 1: if it's gray, it's not in it. And that's all

678
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:27,839
Speaker 1: you need to know. And you, guys, it's so fun.

679
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:30,200
Speaker 1: Every night at twelve o'clock, I wait for twelve o'clock

680
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:33,239
Speaker 1: to hit, and it only does your time zone, so

681
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:35,799
Speaker 1: it's not like you do East Coast twelve o'clock, and

682
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:38,479
Speaker 1: it changes every day and it's so fun and I

683
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:43,480
Speaker 1: have connected with like it's like our favorite thing. No,

684
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,799
Speaker 1: there's hints, it's like there is strategy in it. That's

685
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,960
Speaker 1: what makes it fun. But there's also luck involved. So anyway,

686
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:54,680
Speaker 1: what was I saying about word al Because my mom

687
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:57,280
Speaker 1: loves word games And then my mom's like, i'll download

688
00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 1: it later. I have people over for my birthday and

689
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:02,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, fuck, you want to remind me? And

690
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 1: I go, Mom, I'm so sorry. I completely forgot. I

691
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 1: have a U T I I have a fitting and

692
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:10,399
Speaker 1: then um, and I was smart though, because I did

693
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,440
Speaker 1: go wild on Lulu Lemon and send her a bunch

694
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:17,400
Speaker 1: of presence, like on the seventh I thought it advanced,

695
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:20,799
Speaker 1: which I never sent presents in advance. And I then

696
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:23,719
Speaker 1: the next day is Kristen's birthday. I know this, and

697
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:26,360
Speaker 1: twenty three my whole life has been mom Kirsten. The

698
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 1: next day I forget Kirsten's fucking birthday, and I come go,

699
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:34,640
Speaker 1: it's before I realized, oh my god. And let me say,

700
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:37,480
Speaker 1: throughout the twenty three I did think of Kirsten's birthday,

701
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:38,840
Speaker 1: but I was doing other things and I was like, oh,

702
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:39,880
Speaker 1: as soon as I get off of this call, I

703
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 1: gotta make a video for Kirsten, because I usually just

704
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:43,919
Speaker 1: send a video being like I love you so much.

705
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:46,560
Speaker 1: So I sent her a big text of like I

706
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 1: love you so much and everything like that. But man,

707
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:51,160
Speaker 1: it's just not like me to forge It's like me

708
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:53,840
Speaker 1: to forget buying people presence and not being good about

709
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 1: shipping things and stuff like that. But in terms of

710
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:58,560
Speaker 1: reaching out to people via text, I just felt like

711
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 1: a shitty friend. And and I've been sleeping, so I

712
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:05,800
Speaker 1: slept till Sunday was my first day off and forever,

713
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 1: like really day off. I slept till three pm and

714
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 1: I went to bed. I fell asleep at ten pm.

715
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 1: I slept fifteen hours straight through because of this U

716
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:18,960
Speaker 1: T I. And let me just say, I was in

717
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:20,720
Speaker 1: so much pain from this U T I and felt

718
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 1: so sick and like down that I think God had

719
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:26,719
Speaker 1: a doctor that I could email and be like, can

720
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:29,000
Speaker 1: you give me antibiotics? And she was like, hey, you

721
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,319
Speaker 1: haven't seen me since two thousand eighteen, I'll send this

722
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:32,920
Speaker 1: one in, but you need to check up, like you

723
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:35,359
Speaker 1: need to pick me at some point. But she sent

724
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,719
Speaker 1: in the prescription and she sent it in and I

725
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:39,880
Speaker 1: couldn't go get it because I couldn't move. And it

726
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 1: just made me think about people who are so sick

727
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:44,399
Speaker 1: and have to go get medicine and wait in line

728
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:47,279
Speaker 1: at CVS or go through the drive through and thank

729
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 1: god they let other people grab them for them. Now, Yeah,

730
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,759
Speaker 1: but like what if you don't have someone else, I

731
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:54,480
Speaker 1: would just honestly I would have just died from a

732
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:57,279
Speaker 1: kidney infection with how sick I was and how I

733
00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 1: couldn't move, and if I didn't have the money to

734
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:02,520
Speaker 1: send a a friend or hire someone to go get

735
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:06,400
Speaker 1: it for me. I would have just dot literally delivery

736
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 1: before I figured that out, like before Google how to

737
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:13,440
Speaker 1: get this. I'm not kidding you. Like everything is so difficult.

738
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:16,440
Speaker 1: That's why we kind of like when the pharmacy is like,

739
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:20,879
Speaker 1: you don't need a prescription. My mom's prescription for her

740
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:26,839
Speaker 1: disease for cp D or in physema is in Like

741
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:31,440
Speaker 1: even if you were like the most like organized person

742
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:35,080
Speaker 1: and you were like five years old, you would have

743
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:39,840
Speaker 1: a tough time. Like yeah, like my my sister in law,

744
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:42,960
Speaker 1: like bless her, she went through each thing and like

745
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:47,200
Speaker 1: made it like so like organized. But it's like you're saying,

746
00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:51,560
Speaker 1: like these old people that are fucking talk about dying

747
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:56,359
Speaker 1: have to figure out literally like thirty pills, certain ones

748
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 1: you take, some mornings, some things you skip it. It's

749
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 1: fucking wild. Ten hours on the what about you need

750
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:04,880
Speaker 1: you need a helper, You need a helper going to

751
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:07,640
Speaker 1: get meds. It's so hard, and that's why I telehealth.

752
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 1: So many people told me about telehealth where you just

753
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:12,960
Speaker 1: do online consultations with the doctor and then if you

754
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,960
Speaker 1: need test done, they send you to a testing clinic

755
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:18,320
Speaker 1: and you just go and it's easy. Jen my assistant slash,

756
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:21,359
Speaker 1: you know, cotort manager, she does that. I mean, there's

757
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:23,560
Speaker 1: a right, like there's got to be an app that

758
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 1: doctors make home calls. There's like this is that this

759
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:33,440
Speaker 1: little women days, This is a little black bag and

760
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 1: the little Yeah, they suck your mom. I don't know

761
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 1: why I think of the doctor like sucking them, but

762
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:45,799
Speaker 1: it wasn't a doctor at the principle. I remember, this

763
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:47,920
Speaker 1: is my favorite line of any movie. He walks past

764
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,400
Speaker 1: forest and forests in there. He goes, he's patting his

765
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 1: head because he just sucked his mom and he's sweating.

766
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:55,640
Speaker 1: He goes, your mama, sure does kill about your education.

767
00:38:55,920 --> 00:39:00,319
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I remember that. It's such a good line. Mama,

768
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 1: Sure it does scare about your education. But that was

769
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:04,960
Speaker 1: I remember feeling that was so disgusting. I was so

770
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:08,560
Speaker 1: mad that Sally Field did that. Um. Even as a child,

771
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,240
Speaker 1: I remember like knowing like she she let his penis

772
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 1: in her so um. But I uh god, we have

773
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 1: so much to talk about, um, But I just want

774
00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:20,399
Speaker 1: to say that Carlile went and got my prescription, thank

775
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:23,800
Speaker 1: God for her, and dropped it off at my hotel

776
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:27,280
Speaker 1: and she goes. She called my room. I was asleep again,

777
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 1: and so she was like, I don't know where your

778
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 1: hotel room is. I left at the front desk and

779
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 1: I was down. I I couldn't go down to the

780
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:34,440
Speaker 1: front desk. I was like, I just am going to

781
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:36,560
Speaker 1: let this infection. I'm probably going to get a candie

782
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:40,719
Speaker 1: invention because I can't move. And then luckily the front

783
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:42,880
Speaker 1: desk called me and was like, do you do you

784
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,360
Speaker 1: want us to bring this up? You've got a delivery,

785
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 1: and I'm like, yes, thank you, but I'm not kidding you.

786
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 1: I almost said just leave it at the door, because

787
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 1: even walking to the door was hard. I was such

788
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:56,319
Speaker 1: I was such an invalid. And I'll tell you the

789
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:59,080
Speaker 1: second I took a fucking mad the second I popped

790
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 1: a pill in my mouth, it went away. Now what

791
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 1: that tells me is that yes, antibiotics work, but not

792
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 1: that fast. I will it. It was definitely there was

793
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:10,760
Speaker 1: a placebo effect in place because I knew the relief

794
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:13,360
Speaker 1: was on its way, so I almost like got excited

795
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:16,959
Speaker 1: about it. But then Carlile sent me the Louise Hey book,

796
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 1: the Heal Your Body book that I bought but I

797
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:22,440
Speaker 1: didn't bring with me to l A slash Mexico and

798
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:24,960
Speaker 1: I whenever I have an ailment, I look it up

799
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:26,840
Speaker 1: in that book to see, like what the mantra is

800
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 1: or what it's about mentally, because everything starts up here.

801
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,840
Speaker 1: And she sent me the mantra and I put it

802
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:37,800
Speaker 1: on my Instagram story and it was UM. I loved

803
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:42,759
Speaker 1: it because it's so it's what it what it's um,

804
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 1: it's usually about being piste off. This is for my

805
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:47,920
Speaker 1: U T I usually at the opposite sex or a

806
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:51,080
Speaker 1: lover blaming others. And so my mantra is I released

807
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:53,880
Speaker 1: the pattern of my consciousness that created this condition. I

808
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:56,280
Speaker 1: am willing to change. I love and approve of myself.

809
00:40:56,960 --> 00:41:00,520
Speaker 1: And I was thinking, I've never been happier in a relationship,

810
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:02,799
Speaker 1: and this relationship in the eight years him and I

811
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:05,720
Speaker 1: have been seeing each other off and on, I feel

812
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 1: so secure. I don't know what this could be. This

813
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:10,880
Speaker 1: is not about the opposite sex I am. I have

814
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:13,480
Speaker 1: no resentments to him that I can even conjure, like

815
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:15,400
Speaker 1: all the ones that I've used to have are like

816
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:18,240
Speaker 1: really worked out. And I feel so good. And I realized,

817
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:22,359
Speaker 1: holy sh it. The first one U T I got

818
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:26,359
Speaker 1: came on on the day that I started feeling like,

819
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,680
Speaker 1: oh my god, this guy is like it for me,

820
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 1: like really it, And then the second one came on,

821
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:35,920
Speaker 1: let me be honest, after that round of antibiotics. It

822
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:37,840
Speaker 1: came on again a couple of days later, but it

823
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:40,360
Speaker 1: came on literally the day where I was had to

824
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:44,359
Speaker 1: talk with him of like we're we're doing this, like

825
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:46,520
Speaker 1: this is this is good. We both like love and

826
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:48,800
Speaker 1: care about each other and just feeling so safe about it.

827
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 1: And I was like, I think this is my body

828
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:53,279
Speaker 1: because I've never had a UTI in my whole life,

829
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:55,600
Speaker 1: and any was like it's probably from sex, dude, and

830
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:57,759
Speaker 1: like you do anal and I'm like, I've been doing

831
00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:59,799
Speaker 1: that ship all the time. And I'm more hygienic now

832
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:02,879
Speaker 1: than ever. My diet hasn't changed, nothing changed. The only

833
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:05,000
Speaker 1: thing that's changed is I feel secure in my relationship

834
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:06,879
Speaker 1: for the first time in my life, and I think

835
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:10,760
Speaker 1: it's my body, being like, girl, you're about to shut

836
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:15,239
Speaker 1: this down forever, like like your vagina is like done

837
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:18,840
Speaker 1: seeing anything new. Not that I'm like craving new dick generally,

838
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:24,040
Speaker 1: but there's some anxiety about being done, possibly in terms

839
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 1: of like like I could not think about new dick,

840
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:31,840
Speaker 1: like you have the dick you want. There's some anxiety

841
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:38,120
Speaker 1: in my pus. It's anxiety for sure thing. I'm saying,

842
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:39,880
Speaker 1: maybe it could be a good thing, like your pussy

843
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 1: is saying like, hey, we're good here. Why would it

844
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:48,680
Speaker 1: fire up like a fucking because maybe you don't even

845
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 1: think about wandering you ever, I said, maybe it's your

846
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:57,120
Speaker 1: vagina's avoidant attached. Yes, that's what I think. My vagina

847
00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:02,359
Speaker 1: is like giving one last like we're we're scared to

848
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 1: be done and we're scared to maybe have a baby

849
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:08,280
Speaker 1: soon or like think about having a baby or whatever

850
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:10,080
Speaker 1: that is, which I'm not thinking about having a baby.

851
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:12,520
Speaker 1: But when you do find someone that really makes you secure,

852
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:17,919
Speaker 1: your body starts like like maturing, I guess in a way.

853
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:20,279
Speaker 1: And I think my body is like fighting having the

854
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 1: last dying gasps, the death rattle of singleness, you know.

855
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:28,880
Speaker 1: And that's scary to me because I've never felt secure

856
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:31,759
Speaker 1: in a relationship where I'm like, I've always kind of

857
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:35,120
Speaker 1: thought there'll be others because this is not perfect, and

858
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:37,640
Speaker 1: this is good for now, but not now. I feel

859
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 1: like this is maybe good forever, and it's scary. So

860
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:45,319
Speaker 1: I think that's very I I'm not giving up. I'm not.

861
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:48,759
Speaker 1: I like the idea. Some people hate when things are

862
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:52,040
Speaker 1: psychosomatic because they're like, no, it's it's my back. I

863
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 1: like when it's something mental because it means I can

864
00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:58,880
Speaker 1: treat it myself, and it means that there's things going on,

865
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 1: like it's it's in my control, which I know it's

866
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 1: not because if there's no free will. But do you

867
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:06,440
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Like I like when things are psychosomatic.

868
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 1: I don't want to because honest, like, no, dude, it's

869
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:12,319
Speaker 1: your hormones changing, you're getting older. Yeah, there's poop like

870
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:14,080
Speaker 1: in your vagina. And I'm like no, but it could

871
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:19,439
Speaker 1: be both, Like that's the thing I'm always there's Yeah,

872
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:22,319
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. You probably got poop on your yolk. Oh,

873
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:30,040
Speaker 1: we gotta get to the news. Let's do it alright, folks.

874
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 1: We got uh some good stories here. It's Wednesday, so

875
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:37,000
Speaker 1: you know what that means. It is Wednesday. I believe

876
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 1: that's mircreles in Spanish. Maybe I'm wrong in your French.

877
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 1: Oh so yeah, so I'm probably right. Um, both hard

878
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:49,640
Speaker 1: to spell. Uh, I don't know where that in? Why

879
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:52,000
Speaker 1: is it's in there and I hope you're having all

880
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,520
Speaker 1: the swells and uh yeah, so what do you just

881
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:55,839
Speaker 1: strit to buy out there? What's going on with there?

882
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:58,759
Speaker 1: Are you're looking over there? Oh yeah, you're just looking.

883
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:00,680
Speaker 1: I mean it's a beautiful view even though you don't

884
00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:03,399
Speaker 1: have a few. Yeah, there's nothing. It's it's a hill

885
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:06,240
Speaker 1: with like literally, I'm in a basement of this resort

886
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:07,840
Speaker 1: and they tried to dress it up by building like

887
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:09,920
Speaker 1: a hill with I don't know what's beyond it. I'm

888
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:13,080
Speaker 1: gonna go hiking today for about four feet and find out. Yeah,

889
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:17,839
Speaker 1: I mean that's gonna be it cold tub outside this like,

890
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:19,839
Speaker 1: I don't even know what it's supposed to be. It's

891
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:22,160
Speaker 1: a pool. I think Tony Robbins put it there. Yeah,

892
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:25,040
Speaker 1: it looks like one of those whim off like dunk tanks.

893
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:27,560
Speaker 1: But it's definitely not that. Definitely be a hot tub.

894
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:29,440
Speaker 1: It should not be a cold tub. I don't know

895
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:32,480
Speaker 1: what's happening. It's and it's murky. It's very bizarre. Okay,

896
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 1: what's in the news. A study finds face this satisfaction

897
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:43,560
Speaker 1: leads to exhaustion and burnout after video conferencing, so in short,

898
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:45,400
Speaker 1: if you don't like the way your face looks, staring

899
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:47,160
Speaker 1: at it on the computer screen for a long period

900
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:51,319
Speaker 1: of time is psychologically cost Yeah, dude, it's I mean,

901
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:55,440
Speaker 1: we're literally doing it right now, you know. That's it's.

902
00:45:56,440 --> 00:46:00,120
Speaker 1: You know, this comes down to not liking your looks,

903
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:03,080
Speaker 1: which honestly, you're allowed to not like your looks and

904
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:06,160
Speaker 1: you're not allowed to be like, man, I wish my

905
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:12,080
Speaker 1: face looked different. But if your face makes you like disgusted,

906
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:17,160
Speaker 1: you gotta work on that because it ain't gonna get better. Um,

907
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:20,680
Speaker 1: And you got to accept yourself. You gotta learn to

908
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:23,759
Speaker 1: accept yourself because there I see my face all the

909
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 1: fucking time, and it was really difficult for me. Um,

910
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:31,040
Speaker 1: you know when I mean, it's always been difficult for

911
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:33,200
Speaker 1: me to watch myself or look at videos of myself

912
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 1: or look at photos of myself right away. Later on,

913
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:38,239
Speaker 1: I can always be like, wow, you know you've changed

914
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:42,640
Speaker 1: since then. But if you're looking if you're looking at

915
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:45,799
Speaker 1: your face right now, what would you That's a good question,

916
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:49,399
Speaker 1: because now people on YouTube can look at my face,

917
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:51,719
Speaker 1: I really have no problem. You know what I was thinking,

918
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:53,840
Speaker 1: I'm going to regret not brushing out my stringiness. I

919
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:55,799
Speaker 1: kind of have like an iggy pop thing going. But

920
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:58,160
Speaker 1: in terms of my face, like, I'm very happy. Let

921
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 1: me be honest. I did have filler recently, so I

922
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:04,719
Speaker 1: had my under eyes filled here, and so I had

923
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:07,840
Speaker 1: my lips injected. My lips look a little bit like

924
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:11,840
Speaker 1: platypus in a way that but I actually like it. Um.

925
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:13,959
Speaker 1: The thing that bothers me about my face the most,

926
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,919
Speaker 1: if I'm going to nitpick, is there's a lot of things.

927
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:19,839
Speaker 1: There's just a lot of space here, and it can

928
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:22,040
Speaker 1: look like just so I wanted to be more like

929
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 1: mm hmmm, like, but you know what. I also in

930
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:28,759
Speaker 1: my eyebrows sometimes look like sperms and that bugs me.

931
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:32,799
Speaker 1: But I promise you right now, for some reason, I

932
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:35,520
Speaker 1: just when it's just my face and it's in the

933
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:38,320
Speaker 1: moment and I can see it like this, there's nothing

934
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:40,200
Speaker 1: that really bothers me about it. I'm like, I'm fine

935
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 1: the way I am. It's not the best face, but

936
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:45,320
Speaker 1: I'm good with it now. If I see this later,

937
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,640
Speaker 1: I'll go, what the funk are you thinking with that?

938
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:50,880
Speaker 1: But it's okay because it will be later and I

939
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 1: can change the thing that I'm mad about. But if

940
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:55,680
Speaker 1: You're constantly looking at your and sometimes I'm looking at

941
00:47:55,719 --> 00:47:58,879
Speaker 1: Noah right now and it makes me mad because she's

942
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:03,560
Speaker 1: so pretty, and it will make me upset. You're so pretty, Noah. Okay,

943
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:07,000
Speaker 1: so what do you see wrong with your face? No?

944
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:10,719
Speaker 1: Right now? Oh a lot. I don't even want to

945
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:12,279
Speaker 1: point it. I don't even want to do it. Do

946
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 1: it will be interesting? Oh yeah, sorry, sorry, I don't

947
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,040
Speaker 1: want to make you do it, but do it so

948
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:19,200
Speaker 1: I can take a sharp right now and just market Yeah,

949
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:21,640
Speaker 1: for sure, because I have a couple of suggestions for you.

950
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 1: I'm just I feel like my nose will look like

951
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 1: the wire of the cord of the hair dryer, like

952
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:33,839
Speaker 1: the penis. Okay, room, turn it aside. Maybe we could

953
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 1: see what we see in a Laddin or whatever. More side, No,

954
00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:39,880
Speaker 1: your nose is not know what your nose is awesome

955
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:42,560
Speaker 1: and it's okay, this is what I wanted to know.

956
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:45,759
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. But the thing is, your nose does

957
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 1: get bigger. And I was watching the Playboy documentary yesterday

958
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:52,520
Speaker 1: and Holly Madison, you guys, that is so good. A

959
00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 1: and E dot com. I can't wait to watch it's

960
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 1: on Sling. I also don't those sling Holly Madison got

961
00:48:57,719 --> 00:49:00,879
Speaker 1: her nose done and nose getting none. They all that's

962
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:05,080
Speaker 1: the same, and it is the tentpole to your face. Um, however, no,

963
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:06,680
Speaker 1: what what were you going to say about this article?

964
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:09,880
Speaker 1: So I was going to say this article. The thing

965
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:12,920
Speaker 1: that stuck out was, Um, when I went to like

966
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 1: photo shoots with you and you asked me to look

967
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:18,160
Speaker 1: at the photos because you just didn't want to look

968
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:22,759
Speaker 1: at your face like a thousand times, Like now that

969
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:24,680
Speaker 1: we're doing everything on zoom and I have to do

970
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:27,520
Speaker 1: a lot of conferences on zoom and this recording on zoom,

971
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 1: I am not used to being on camera. And the

972
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 1: article was like, oh my god, it's so true. I've

973
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:35,279
Speaker 1: just been like having to like force to stare at

974
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:37,200
Speaker 1: my face so much. I'm not used to it. And

975
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 1: now I really appreciate what Nikki was saying all those

976
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:43,960
Speaker 1: years ago where I understood kind of you know, I

977
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,839
Speaker 1: really understand it. So I think it's like you have

978
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:49,040
Speaker 1: to learn how to deal with it. Is some weird

979
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:52,280
Speaker 1: thing that people that aren't used to seeing themselves except

980
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:57,320
Speaker 1: in a mirror, which is look and it's a choice,

981
00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 1: where a zoom is not a choice. But the thing

982
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:02,239
Speaker 1: is what I would suggest for people because I go

983
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:04,160
Speaker 1: a lot to a lot of twelve step meetings on ZIP,

984
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:07,719
Speaker 1: so women have to get dressed up more like for business,

985
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:10,120
Speaker 1: Like like you have a ten o'clock zoom call, I

986
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:12,920
Speaker 1: have to put makeup in my room for your zoom

987
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:14,799
Speaker 1: when you first get on it, and for your peace

988
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:17,319
Speaker 1: of mind. Make it so you can't see yourself and

989
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:20,840
Speaker 1: you can't there's options. Do that for yourself, girls, because

990
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:23,200
Speaker 1: and you'll go but I don't know what I look

991
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:26,560
Speaker 1: like the whole time. Don't If you were in a

992
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 1: board meeting, you wouldn't know what you look like the

993
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:30,120
Speaker 1: whole time. There's not a mirror, So just trust that

994
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:31,799
Speaker 1: it looks good at first, and then shut it off

995
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:35,040
Speaker 1: because honestly, you can't focus when I am. And then

996
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:36,359
Speaker 1: if you're bored in a meeting and you just want

997
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:37,799
Speaker 1: to like kind of mug to the camera and have

998
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:40,759
Speaker 1: some fun, yeah, turn it back on. But like it's

999
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:43,600
Speaker 1: so distracting you can't hear what the other persons saying

1000
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 1: because you're like, sometimes you're just like I look so good.

1001
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:48,359
Speaker 1: Like sometimes it's the opposite where you're like, oh my god,

1002
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:51,359
Speaker 1: like I'm beautiful, look at how it looks like when

1003
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:54,480
Speaker 1: I'm like actually like looking like I'm like, you know,

1004
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:57,640
Speaker 1: like interested. Wait now that we have control right now,

1005
00:50:57,719 --> 00:51:02,040
Speaker 1: Andrew of like how we like, we have absolute control

1006
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:05,279
Speaker 1: of what this image looks like. Let's all try to

1007
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:08,400
Speaker 1: do our face that we think we look the prettiest

1008
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:18,439
Speaker 1: in or like the most hot. I can't yeah, okay, wait,

1009
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 1: why are we to the side, and Andrews? Because I

1010
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:25,759
Speaker 1: look terrible from the side. My face falls apart from

1011
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:30,960
Speaker 1: the side, it just becomes skinny. Do me lift up

1012
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,840
Speaker 1: like this and open your mouth a little bit and

1013
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 1: go hi. That's my biggest trick. Noah's so pretty. This

1014
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:41,640
Speaker 1: is my biggest trick for girls smiling and for my

1015
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:44,279
Speaker 1: mom who always does this when she siles and I

1016
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:47,200
Speaker 1: used to do this too. It just makes sure you

1017
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:49,319
Speaker 1: look like Wallace and Grommet when you just put your

1018
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:52,400
Speaker 1: teeth together and you just sign like this for hecks her.

1019
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:55,919
Speaker 1: It's so unnatural, the best thing to do. And who

1020
00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:58,800
Speaker 1: gives a funk really about any of this? But because

1021
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:00,640
Speaker 1: you're lovable as you are, even if you don't have

1022
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:03,799
Speaker 1: a mouth. Um, But if you want to look the

1023
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:07,719
Speaker 1: most aesthetically pleasing, tilting your head like up or like

1024
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:12,560
Speaker 1: going huh, opening your mouth about it half an inch

1025
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:16,840
Speaker 1: between your two both your bottom and lower teeth, going hey,

1026
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:19,120
Speaker 1: when you style like for a picture, I always go,

1027
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:24,200
Speaker 1: I always opened my mouth for a guy. It looks absurd.

1028
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:27,359
Speaker 1: No it doesn't, No, it doesn't. Try that's cute. That's

1029
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:32,240
Speaker 1: really good. That's good. A sea lion. Don't a friendly

1030
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:36,800
Speaker 1: neighbor so much. Oh that's cute. I like. That's good. Andrew,

1031
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:40,840
Speaker 1: that's good. Wait, do your smile and er do like

1032
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:44,800
Speaker 1: your smile in a picture, not trying to. That's cute.

1033
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:47,319
Speaker 1: That's good, that's really cute. Okay, now try to do

1034
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:49,080
Speaker 1: your sexiest face because I was focused on mine. I

1035
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:51,920
Speaker 1: want to see yours. Yeah, that's good. Now tilted to

1036
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:53,960
Speaker 1: the side a little bit. Someone told me to actually

1037
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,680
Speaker 1: think like you want to suck me? Wait, Nick Vile

1038
00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:59,200
Speaker 1: talking one where you look up and you go huh

1039
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:00,839
Speaker 1: and then they click right when you look up. So

1040
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:06,279
Speaker 1: tell me when to look up. Okay, look up, you

1041
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:12,280
Speaker 1: look like a skater that just like sucking found new wheels. Um,

1042
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:14,160
Speaker 1: it's uh no. But if you go, like, look at

1043
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:16,440
Speaker 1: my eyes ready right now, I'll go I'm not gonna

1044
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 1: say fuck me. I'll just be like okay, now just

1045
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:23,200
Speaker 1: think about, um, your protein powder right now and like power, Yeah,

1046
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:25,120
Speaker 1: what do you want to suck your protein powder? Holy

1047
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:27,800
Speaker 1: sh it? Okay, now think no, now I'm going to

1048
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:32,640
Speaker 1: think about okay, no protein powder, just normal Okay, now

1049
00:53:32,719 --> 00:53:38,440
Speaker 1: think about sucking. You know what happened is calm started

1050
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:41,920
Speaker 1: building in your eyes? No, um, no, you you do.

1051
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:45,640
Speaker 1: You lowered your kind of just squinted more. But I

1052
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:47,960
Speaker 1: feel you could see it in the eyes. Let me

1053
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,520
Speaker 1: try mine. Okay. This is this is by the way,

1054
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:52,600
Speaker 1: if you're listening at home, this is a sign to

1055
00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:54,839
Speaker 1: go to YouTube. Yeah, I mean we have to give

1056
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:57,240
Speaker 1: them something. They have to go in a couple of days.

1057
00:53:57,520 --> 00:53:59,279
Speaker 1: And if you want to go right now as you're

1058
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:02,680
Speaker 1: listening to this, because you listen daily, just go subscribe.

1059
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:05,040
Speaker 1: Even if you don't watch things on YouTube, just give

1060
00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:08,440
Speaker 1: us a subscribe. Subscribe It helps everything, and and leave

1061
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:11,120
Speaker 1: a nice comment. You know, we we really appreciate it.

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00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:14,279
Speaker 1: We love our listeners. Um, okay, so this is nice

1063
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:18,920
Speaker 1: for that whatever. Regular face okay, regular face. Okay, just okay,

1064
00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:21,359
Speaker 1: now just think about just whatever, just like going about

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00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:28,120
Speaker 1: your day, okay, and now think seductive yeah that was yeah.

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00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:31,880
Speaker 1: Now you you you you kind of in a bit

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00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:38,320
Speaker 1: for me in the feminine energy. No, uh, it's not.

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00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:41,319
Speaker 1: This is me being like masculine energy of like like

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00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:44,600
Speaker 1: it's like I can't even do masculine energy because I

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00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:46,879
Speaker 1: want to. I guess. Okay, let me see my face.

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00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaker 1: If I was trying to like flirt with Taylor Swift

1072
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:51,000
Speaker 1: because in a Taylor Swift relationship, in a lesbian relationship,

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00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:53,080
Speaker 1: I believe I would be the masculine energy. So would

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00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:58,359
Speaker 1: be like this, whoa, that is masculine. Yeah, okay, now

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00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:00,560
Speaker 1: this is me if with I'm if with a with

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00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:10,840
Speaker 1: a man, oh man, maybe combine them. That's why, because

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00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:14,759
Speaker 1: that feels to me. If I see that guy in

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00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:19,359
Speaker 1: a bumble picture, that guy has fun and guys don't.

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00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:22,240
Speaker 1: I've said this all the time. Men need to smile

1080
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:24,840
Speaker 1: in their pictures because you want a guy who's fun

1081
00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:28,560
Speaker 1: and although it's not like sexually threatening, put a picture

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00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:30,359
Speaker 1: in there that you're not smiling, and then the rest

1083
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:34,120
Speaker 1: of them smile. And what do you feel about cap sleeves, um,

1084
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 1: because this is the cap sleeve episode. If you are

1085
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:39,080
Speaker 1: not watching on YouTube, we are capping our sleeves because

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00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:43,560
Speaker 1: Noah's shirt naturally does a cap sleeve muscle t um.

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00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:46,080
Speaker 1: Let's get to the next news story. Yeah, I just

1088
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:48,399
Speaker 1: see forehead when I look in these things. You said,

1089
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:52,840
Speaker 1: my forehead doesn't look big, but it looks normal, and

1090
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:55,399
Speaker 1: then you can see like a losing hair, and so

1091
00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:57,239
Speaker 1: it's like, that's all I see. Man. I ran into

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00:55:57,239 --> 00:56:01,239
Speaker 1: a guy the other night, a comedian I told you

1093
00:56:01,239 --> 00:56:03,280
Speaker 1: about him. Remember the comedian I told you that asked

1094
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:06,360
Speaker 1: me out ages ago? He asked me out, Noah. I

1095
00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:09,239
Speaker 1: think this was during U UP days. He asked me

1096
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:12,000
Speaker 1: out um one night and I was like, oh, I've

1097
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,160
Speaker 1: always liked this guy. And we had like really flirty,

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00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:16,560
Speaker 1: fun energy one night and he was like, hey, do

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00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:18,480
Speaker 1: you want to go? We exchanged text. I was like,

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00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:20,280
Speaker 1: oh my god, I've always thought this guy is so cute,

1101
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:22,680
Speaker 1: and he's having like a really moment in his career

1102
00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:24,320
Speaker 1: at this time, and he was feeling like he was

1103
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:29,840
Speaker 1: just adorable and funny. And he asked me out later

1104
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:31,680
Speaker 1: that night and he was like, Hey, tomorrow, my friends

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00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:34,000
Speaker 1: is my friend's birthday. We're going to this place. Do

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00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:35,520
Speaker 1: you want to come dancing? And I was like, oh

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00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:37,560
Speaker 1: my god, this is you know post Dancing with the Stars,

1108
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:39,960
Speaker 1: but I was just like, I don't really I don't drink, Like,

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00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:41,520
Speaker 1: how am I gonna But I was like, yes, I'll

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00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:44,040
Speaker 1: go dancing, like this sounds fun, So I said, yes,

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00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:47,439
Speaker 1: that sounds so fun. The next day comes, I never

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00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:50,240
Speaker 1: hear from him the whole day, and he has written

1113
00:56:50,239 --> 00:56:52,160
Speaker 1: me the day, but this isn't like a week before.

1114
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:54,600
Speaker 1: He just doesn't write me the next day, and so

1115
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:56,800
Speaker 1: I went to the comedy store and I found his

1116
00:56:57,239 --> 00:56:58,799
Speaker 1: At the time we're supposed to be dancing, I just

1117
00:56:59,239 --> 00:57:00,480
Speaker 1: I didn't hear from him. So I just took a

1118
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:02,400
Speaker 1: set and I went to the comedy store and I

1119
00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:05,440
Speaker 1: got his name from the marquis. You know the big

1120
00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:07,320
Speaker 1: when you have your name on the marquee at the

1121
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:11,799
Speaker 1: comedy store. It's like a big plastic uh strip that

1122
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:13,480
Speaker 1: has your name on it, and they just throw it up.

1123
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:15,800
Speaker 1: They don't do individual letters. And I asked for his

1124
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:18,320
Speaker 1: name because it's like six ft tall, it's huge. And

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00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:20,560
Speaker 1: then I did a video where I was dancing with it,

1126
00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:23,280
Speaker 1: just to be like, oh, I'm dancing with this person,

1127
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:24,720
Speaker 1: and I sent it to him being it was like

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00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:26,600
Speaker 1: I'm so I'm having so much One dancing with you,

1129
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:28,320
Speaker 1: because I also saw in his story that he was

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00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:30,360
Speaker 1: at the place where he's dancing, and I'm like, what

1131
00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:33,560
Speaker 1: the fuck. I ran into that guy the other night

1132
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:36,760
Speaker 1: and immediately he's like hey, and I just I didn't

1133
00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:40,720
Speaker 1: recognize him because he got he got plugs, and that's

1134
00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:42,320
Speaker 1: not why I didn't recognize him, though I think other

1135
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:44,440
Speaker 1: things changed about him too. He like looked taller. I

1136
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:47,480
Speaker 1: don't know, but um, I was just he's he like

1137
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:49,120
Speaker 1: looked at me, and I don't usually see him at

1138
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:50,840
Speaker 1: this venue, and so I was like, you know, I

1139
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:52,400
Speaker 1: just smiled because I thought he was like a fan

1140
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:54,200
Speaker 1: or something. And then I walked by and I was like,

1141
00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:56,840
Speaker 1: that guy looks familiar. I probably know him. And he

1142
00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:58,640
Speaker 1: looked at me in a way that was like we're friends.

1143
00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:00,600
Speaker 1: And then he comes up and he's like, hey, it's

1144
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:02,360
Speaker 1: me and I was like, oh hi, oh my god,

1145
00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 1: good to see you. And he got plug he's I go,

1146
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:07,000
Speaker 1: I didn't recognize you, and he's like, it's I got

1147
00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:11,040
Speaker 1: plugs and they look great. Which I really do recommend

1148
00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:12,640
Speaker 1: guys get it if you can afford it and like

1149
00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:15,680
Speaker 1: want to invest in it. But um I went on stage,

1150
00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:17,840
Speaker 1: he brought me on stage and I called him out

1151
00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:20,920
Speaker 1: on stage and was like, hey, remember when you asked

1152
00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:22,960
Speaker 1: me to go dancing that you didn't call me the

1153
00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:27,160
Speaker 1: next day and he was like, I go what happened

1154
00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:30,960
Speaker 1: there from the stage And I was intimidated, and I'm

1155
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:34,360
Speaker 1: just like, I know you were probably that's the right answer,

1156
00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:38,080
Speaker 1: but like too late. And then uh, he was like,

1157
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:39,560
Speaker 1: do you want to go dancing now? And I was like, no,

1158
00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:42,800
Speaker 1: I'm seeing someone too late, and um he texted me,

1159
00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:44,840
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm not kidding you. As soon as I

1160
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:47,640
Speaker 1: am locking it down with someone, men are coming out

1161
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:50,560
Speaker 1: of the fucking tsking me out, and it's so nice

1162
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:53,520
Speaker 1: to say you came about so you don't suck them.

1163
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:57,800
Speaker 1: That's where my point was. That doesn't stop me. No,

1164
00:58:57,960 --> 00:59:00,600
Speaker 1: that's not I'm not that like I wouldn't want to

1165
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:03,320
Speaker 1: suck these guys. It's not like that's what's stopping me,

1166
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:06,040
Speaker 1: is my man, I wouldn't do that, But I know

1167
00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:08,960
Speaker 1: I got what you're saying. You know what you're saying

1168
00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:12,360
Speaker 1: is just like due, my uber app keeps crashing, so

1169
00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:16,040
Speaker 1: I can't like go yeah, Like it's like your parental

1170
00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:20,440
Speaker 1: controls on your own pussy. Yeah, but it was. It

1171
00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:22,520
Speaker 1: is interesting that I keep getting us out. But it's

1172
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:25,240
Speaker 1: so fun to say to them, Listen, if I wasn't

1173
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:28,280
Speaker 1: seeing someone, I would definitely entertain hanging out with you.

1174
00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:30,720
Speaker 1: But I am seeing someone. And by the way, they

1175
00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:32,280
Speaker 1: don't go, hey, can I ask you out so we

1176
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:34,520
Speaker 1: can work towards having sex? They just go, hey, do

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00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:37,280
Speaker 1: you want to make me get a bite sometime this weekend?

1178
00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:39,520
Speaker 1: And then when I say, hey, I'm seeing someone, they go,

1179
00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:41,720
Speaker 1: I just wanted as a friend, and I'm like, no,

1180
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:46,240
Speaker 1: you didn't, ye don't. And it's it's not bad that,

1181
00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:48,240
Speaker 1: by the way, I said that I would go if

1182
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:50,840
Speaker 1: I wasn't seeing someone, I would entertain this, but I so,

1183
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:54,080
Speaker 1: why are you covering it up? Like and also, okay, yeah,

1184
00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:56,200
Speaker 1: let me go over now as a friend. But the

1185
00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:58,680
Speaker 1: thing is they think they still haven't. They think they

1186
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:02,160
Speaker 1: hear that you're dating someone, and they still think that

1187
01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:04,560
Speaker 1: maybe it's not going well or something. I've been that

1188
01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:06,479
Speaker 1: girl before where I'm like, oh, well this is gonna

1189
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:08,800
Speaker 1: fall apart. I should just get in there. But um,

1190
01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:12,040
Speaker 1: but most of them are one response I had and

1191
01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:14,600
Speaker 1: he's a listener, and so I'll say I really appreciate it,

1192
01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:16,120
Speaker 1: because he was like, I hope he treats you well.

1193
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:18,280
Speaker 1: You deserve it. It It was a very nice thing. And

1194
01:00:18,320 --> 01:00:20,280
Speaker 1: to that person, he is treating me well. And I

1195
01:00:20,280 --> 01:00:22,360
Speaker 1: felt like being like, you're the screenshots of the nice

1196
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:24,040
Speaker 1: things he has to make to prove that this guy

1197
01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:26,800
Speaker 1: treating me well. Um, let's get to the next news story.

1198
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:29,520
Speaker 1: We gotta go to break, we gotta go to break. Um,

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01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:31,120
Speaker 1: let's do that and then come back with why do

1200
01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:38,800
Speaker 1: I care? Or maybe just another news story that you like. Alright,

1201
01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:44,280
Speaker 1: we're back. Why do I care? Um? Why do I care? Mind?

1202
01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:47,680
Speaker 1: Do you care? Okay? Should we do Kim Kardashian is

1203
01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:50,600
Speaker 1: how what makes her horny? Or do you want to

1204
01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:55,760
Speaker 1: do Kate Thurston antidepressants before Bachelorette? Or do you want

1205
01:00:55,800 --> 01:01:00,240
Speaker 1: to do the most embarrassing style trends the year you

1206
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:03,520
Speaker 1: were born? Um? I wanted to hear about Katie Thurston,

1207
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:05,080
Speaker 1: and then I might want to hear the other ones.

1208
01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:08,000
Speaker 1: But let's talk with Bachelorette Katie Thurston. I tried to

1209
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:12,440
Speaker 1: watch The Bachelor last night that aired on Monday. I

1210
01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:15,360
Speaker 1: couldn't do it. It is I'm so they did this

1211
01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:17,800
Speaker 1: whole group date where they're in a circle and they're

1212
01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:21,400
Speaker 1: talking about like they're sharing their like most like like

1213
01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:24,840
Speaker 1: their intimate things of like I grew up not feeling

1214
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:27,080
Speaker 1: like I was pretty, and like one girl's like I

1215
01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:30,280
Speaker 1: grew up and everyone thought it was too skinny, and like, honestly,

1216
01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:32,480
Speaker 1: I do know that that's a real thing. Girls that

1217
01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:35,040
Speaker 1: are naturally skinny. People make fun of them for being antorexic,

1218
01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:37,040
Speaker 1: and there's you can be insecure about your body if

1219
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:39,520
Speaker 1: you're too skinny. But it was funny to see all

1220
01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:41,439
Speaker 1: these girls that around the circle just being like, yeah,

1221
01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:45,760
Speaker 1: but you were too skinny. That's like so sad. And

1222
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:48,840
Speaker 1: then just all these beautiful people just being like I

1223
01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:51,400
Speaker 1: thought it was ugly, But the truth is, beautiful people

1224
01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:54,000
Speaker 1: think they're ugly more than not beautiful people. To be

1225
01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:57,200
Speaker 1: honest with you, as I've seen in my most beautiful friends,

1226
01:01:57,480 --> 01:01:59,640
Speaker 1: I just keep hearing a Marilyn Manson song while you're

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01:01:59,640 --> 01:02:03,440
Speaker 1: talking utiful people, the beautiful Oh my god, did you

1228
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:07,400
Speaker 1: hear about him? And yeah, okay, I love that. We

1229
01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:11,600
Speaker 1: all didn't see that coming. Um, okay, Andrew, uh, tell

1230
01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:13,880
Speaker 1: me about Katie Thurston And he took out a rib

1231
01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:17,360
Speaker 1: so he couldn't rape someone, Okay, anyways, we could take that.

1232
01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:22,040
Speaker 1: I thought that was flee Uh Katie Thurston. She started

1233
01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:25,800
Speaker 1: taking anti presents before the season. Uh Sparks. I once

1234
01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:28,360
Speaker 1: felt for life or doubts with judgment and criticism of

1235
01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:30,920
Speaker 1: not only strangers, but even once I worked closely with.

1236
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:34,600
Speaker 1: I was drowning, trying to articulate a little bit. Yeah,

1237
01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:40,200
Speaker 1: it's like you're drowned my tears blah blah blah, unable

1238
01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:43,320
Speaker 1: to even recognize the girl. But whatever, I started thinking,

1239
01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:48,520
Speaker 1: it sounds like when I'm gathering from this. Noah, let

1240
01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:50,760
Speaker 1: me ask you about the handle negativity. She took them.

1241
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:53,480
Speaker 1: She took them because yeah, so it wouldn't affect her

1242
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:55,880
Speaker 1: as much. Um yeah, I mean it was this before

1243
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:59,120
Speaker 1: the season came out, so just to be prepared. She

1244
01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:02,720
Speaker 1: was already getting these negative comments. She turned off her

1245
01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:05,200
Speaker 1: Instagram and like put her phone away and tried to

1246
01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:08,760
Speaker 1: block out as much negativity. Do not if you go

1247
01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:10,880
Speaker 1: on a reality show as a normal person who was

1248
01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:12,720
Speaker 1: not used to being in the spotlight and you do

1249
01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:17,400
Speaker 1: not have fucking panic attacks about how then you then

1250
01:03:17,440 --> 01:03:21,840
Speaker 1: there's then you are superhuman, because it is I would

1251
01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:25,720
Speaker 1: never I mean I'm just I'm so grateful that I

1252
01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:28,760
Speaker 1: did not get famous and have people have opinions about

1253
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:32,560
Speaker 1: me until I was in recovery for my eating disorder

1254
01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:35,520
Speaker 1: and listen, it started before, but it didn't get intense

1255
01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:39,880
Speaker 1: until before um, and it's still not intense. I don't

1256
01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:41,840
Speaker 1: want it to get any more intense. I love the

1257
01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:44,640
Speaker 1: level of fame of Matt. I want my besties and

1258
01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:50,480
Speaker 1: that's all I need. Um, But there's nothing, like you said, Noah,

1259
01:03:50,680 --> 01:03:53,280
Speaker 1: being on Zoom and seeing your face you didn't sign

1260
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Speaker 1: up for. This is not what you a part of

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01:03:55,080 --> 01:03:56,840
Speaker 1: life that you wanted to stare at your face all day.

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Speaker 1: That's why I don't even like going to the fucking

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Speaker 1: hairdresser because you got to look at the mer the

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Speaker 1: whole time. And I'm like, this is like forced zooming. Um,

1265
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Speaker 1: if you're let's be honest. People think they want to

1266
01:04:07,480 --> 01:04:09,120
Speaker 1: go on a raility show, that's why they go on it.

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01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:14,080
Speaker 1: But it's Holly Madison in this playboys show called The

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Speaker 1: Secrets of Playboys on Anny. I'm it's I'm watching it

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Speaker 1: two episodes and it's great. But Holly Madison, who was

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01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:23,760
Speaker 1: on Girls next Door, she had so much confidence. Who's this,

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Speaker 1: you know, small town Alaska girl so much confidence. Always

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01:04:27,640 --> 01:04:29,960
Speaker 1: felt like she thinks she has aspergers. She's not diagnosed,

1273
01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:32,480
Speaker 1: but she's like, I think I have aspergers. So she's

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01:04:32,520 --> 01:04:36,400
Speaker 1: like me just diagnosing herself with autism. So she um.

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Speaker 1: She had so much confidence and then being in the

1276
01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:43,120
Speaker 1: you would think that the validation of being has chosen

1277
01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:47,120
Speaker 1: girlfriend would give her confidence. She was suicidal in there,

1278
01:04:47,160 --> 01:04:54,440
Speaker 1: like yeah, but he represents that the cog of being

1279
01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:57,840
Speaker 1: hot and like judging women and that harshly, like there's

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01:04:57,960 --> 01:05:00,680
Speaker 1: no as a woman when you get older and you

1281
01:05:00,720 --> 01:05:03,840
Speaker 1: get sexualized, and especially in entertainment, when people start having

1282
01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:05,760
Speaker 1: judgments about your body, and like you have to be

1283
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:10,520
Speaker 1: in the spotlight so much, you just buckle up, buckle up,

1284
01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:14,439
Speaker 1: and we I just I gotta start something for young

1285
01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:18,320
Speaker 1: women that just prepares them for this, because it's unavoidable

1286
01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:20,760
Speaker 1: in this day and age to not be judged to

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01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:24,520
Speaker 1: not you know, you were saying that to me about

1288
01:05:24,640 --> 01:05:28,760
Speaker 1: like you're like every girl got it. Every girl has

1289
01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:31,800
Speaker 1: issues with her looks, no matter how like just the

1290
01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:34,440
Speaker 1: more friends that people you talk to, it's like it

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01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:38,040
Speaker 1: doesn't no one avoids it. Men do too. I'm not

1292
01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:42,320
Speaker 1: making this just a woman issue, but women. It's really interesting,

1293
01:05:42,360 --> 01:05:46,680
Speaker 1: like with women that get famous through like a reality

1294
01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:50,600
Speaker 1: show when they're younger and whatever deemed hotter, right, and

1295
01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:53,320
Speaker 1: then they have to then come out with a show

1296
01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:57,360
Speaker 1: of saying how horrible their life was just to be

1297
01:05:57,440 --> 01:06:01,600
Speaker 1: able to garner It's not attention. But what I'm what

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01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:05,320
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think about though, is like it's like

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01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:07,400
Speaker 1: like you are doing it because you want to tell

1300
01:06:07,440 --> 01:06:10,320
Speaker 1: your story, but there is money involved because but then

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01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:12,400
Speaker 1: the other but but I'm saying the flip side tod

1302
01:06:12,400 --> 01:06:15,080
Speaker 1: that is like you're aging, so then there is no

1303
01:06:15,120 --> 01:06:17,200
Speaker 1: other option for you to make money. I found like

1304
01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:19,880
Speaker 1: it was, Yeah, that's a good point. Well, I found

1305
01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:23,320
Speaker 1: that because I was watching a lot of this last

1306
01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:25,280
Speaker 1: night of these you know girls on the Bachelorette saying

1307
01:06:25,320 --> 01:06:27,440
Speaker 1: like I used to hate the way I look and

1308
01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:31,360
Speaker 1: and be honest, they all still do. These are young girls.

1309
01:06:31,560 --> 01:06:34,680
Speaker 1: They're not unless most young girls. I know, if we're

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01:06:34,720 --> 01:06:37,080
Speaker 1: get a group of twelve of them, I don't know

1311
01:06:37,120 --> 01:06:39,400
Speaker 1: that they've all had body four hours ago. I hated

1312
01:06:39,440 --> 01:06:42,000
Speaker 1: my face. Yeah, but I I've changed now that I'm

1313
01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:43,720
Speaker 1: on TV crying about it next to the guy I

1314
01:06:43,720 --> 01:06:49,000
Speaker 1: want to marry better makeup. It's the thing I was

1315
01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:54,240
Speaker 1: realizing is that women who are sexualized and spend time

1316
01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:56,960
Speaker 1: in the spotlight and look like they're living the best life,

1317
01:06:57,440 --> 01:07:00,600
Speaker 1: it's almost like the pendulum will always swing the other way.

1318
01:07:00,640 --> 01:07:04,640
Speaker 1: It's almost all like these playmates, all of them. There's

1319
01:07:04,680 --> 01:07:07,160
Speaker 1: just like dozens of these women that like we're in

1320
01:07:07,320 --> 01:07:10,720
Speaker 1: hell and hate their bodies and like felt like abused.

1321
01:07:11,080 --> 01:07:14,680
Speaker 1: It's there's always this other side of it that is

1322
01:07:14,720 --> 01:07:18,760
Speaker 1: so dark and sad, and it's like I just feel

1323
01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:22,040
Speaker 1: I feel for young girls who hate the way they

1324
01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:27,040
Speaker 1: look now because or like what that are struggling because

1325
01:07:27,040 --> 01:07:29,320
Speaker 1: I think about even myself now when I look at

1326
01:07:29,320 --> 01:07:31,960
Speaker 1: the mirror and I'm like, oh myself, It's like, bitch,

1327
01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:34,160
Speaker 1: this is not going to get any better for you

1328
01:07:34,320 --> 01:07:37,360
Speaker 1: in terms of like funck ability. You're only getting older,

1329
01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:41,400
Speaker 1: so you better like yourself now. This isn't gonna If

1330
01:07:41,440 --> 01:07:43,600
Speaker 1: you can't accept yourself now your life, you're gonna be

1331
01:07:43,640 --> 01:07:47,000
Speaker 1: set up for misery. Almost. I don't know how to

1332
01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:50,800
Speaker 1: fix it. With age, you start letting go of some

1333
01:07:50,920 --> 01:07:54,000
Speaker 1: superficial things and then like you don't that's what I

1334
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:56,240
Speaker 1: don't try to keep up. You don't try to like

1335
01:07:56,800 --> 01:08:00,600
Speaker 1: you're at it. You got you. You wen't just gotta

1336
01:08:00,600 --> 01:08:02,520
Speaker 1: wait for age to make you not give a ship.

1337
01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:05,760
Speaker 1: You literally have to work. I remember being like knowing

1338
01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:08,080
Speaker 1: that my my face was gonna fall, things were gonna

1339
01:08:08,120 --> 01:08:12,440
Speaker 1: get worse and sagg ear and everything, and that I

1340
01:08:12,520 --> 01:08:15,360
Speaker 1: was in a mad dash to accept myself before that

1341
01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:18,240
Speaker 1: stuff started happening, because that the way I used to

1342
01:08:18,320 --> 01:08:20,920
Speaker 1: judge myself there was I wasn't going to survive that,

1343
01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:25,320
Speaker 1: and you do. You have to. It's not about like

1344
01:08:25,439 --> 01:08:27,439
Speaker 1: looking in the mirror and being like you're beautiful over

1345
01:08:27,479 --> 01:08:33,280
Speaker 1: and over. It is truly, um it's it's a spiritual process. Honestly.

1346
01:08:33,400 --> 01:08:37,200
Speaker 1: It's about like accepting that it's not your faults. The

1347
01:08:37,240 --> 01:08:39,439
Speaker 1: way you look. It's not up to you the way

1348
01:08:39,439 --> 01:08:41,519
Speaker 1: you look, even though you think you you have some

1349
01:08:41,600 --> 01:08:45,080
Speaker 1: kind of say in it, it's not. And even if

1350
01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:47,800
Speaker 1: you were a burn victim tomorrow you would doesn't mean

1351
01:08:47,960 --> 01:08:51,720
Speaker 1: or like disfigured facially or you know, had some sort

1352
01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:56,280
Speaker 1: of condition that made you balloon up. Like those things

1353
01:08:56,280 --> 01:08:59,439
Speaker 1: can all happen like that. So do you kill yourself

1354
01:08:59,479 --> 01:09:01,280
Speaker 1: because of those things? If all of your worth is

1355
01:09:01,320 --> 01:09:02,679
Speaker 1: on this so you have to get to a place

1356
01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:05,400
Speaker 1: where it's like I'm more than that. I think what

1357
01:09:05,520 --> 01:09:09,200
Speaker 1: happens is like you try so hard, whether you're a

1358
01:09:09,240 --> 01:09:12,519
Speaker 1: woman or also men, but like you try so hard,

1359
01:09:13,320 --> 01:09:16,960
Speaker 1: like for me personally, like you would try, like I

1360
01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:19,000
Speaker 1: gotta get my body right, I gotta look good for

1361
01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:22,080
Speaker 1: this spring break, Like I gotta like be as ripped

1362
01:09:22,120 --> 01:09:25,320
Speaker 1: as possible. I gotta like I can't have a receding hairline.

1363
01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:27,400
Speaker 1: And then what happens is you get a little bit

1364
01:09:27,400 --> 01:09:29,200
Speaker 1: older and you get to like thirty, and you're like,

1365
01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:32,599
Speaker 1: oh man, I'm older now, none of that ship matters.

1366
01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:35,240
Speaker 1: And then you go almost the opposite of letting yourself

1367
01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:37,680
Speaker 1: go like I'm just an old man. Now, I'm just

1368
01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:40,840
Speaker 1: I'm a man, which isn't good either. So then you

1369
01:09:40,920 --> 01:09:43,080
Speaker 1: gotta find a way to be like, oh no, you

1370
01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:46,800
Speaker 1: can still exercise and like be you're like whatever, best

1371
01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:50,280
Speaker 1: self feel good. Yes, it's for your like working out

1372
01:09:50,320 --> 01:09:52,760
Speaker 1: for your mental health, not for your physical I mean,

1373
01:09:53,080 --> 01:09:57,000
Speaker 1: because when the mental is good, it goes outwards. You

1374
01:09:57,040 --> 01:09:59,519
Speaker 1: couldn't even stop it if you wanted to. It's all

1375
01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:01,479
Speaker 1: about up there. That's why I'm just like this U

1376
01:10:01,479 --> 01:10:04,000
Speaker 1: T I ship I refuse to believe it's a physical condition.

1377
01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:07,640
Speaker 1: I know it's something going on upstairs about me not

1378
01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:12,479
Speaker 1: accepting the way the things are, or it's like ship

1379
01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:16,600
Speaker 1: in let's get to the Wednesday wild Card game of

1380
01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:19,479
Speaker 1: the week. It is uh and we're gonna play it.

1381
01:10:19,560 --> 01:10:22,559
Speaker 1: In final thought, I love how we're I love how

1382
01:10:22,560 --> 01:10:26,559
Speaker 1: we're transitioning from like just this really like body positive,

1383
01:10:26,720 --> 01:10:31,720
Speaker 1: like feminist like energy into the most misogynist game I've

1384
01:10:31,720 --> 01:10:34,880
Speaker 1: ever encountered, which I want to thank Barstool Sports for

1385
01:10:34,920 --> 01:10:36,800
Speaker 1: putting out this game called Answer the Internet, which is

1386
01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:40,280
Speaker 1: a downloadable app, and Kevin Clancy, who is one of

1387
01:10:40,280 --> 01:10:43,960
Speaker 1: the guys from KFC Radio, which is but KFC was

1388
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:46,720
Speaker 1: the one that sent me. He did the grunt work

1389
01:10:46,760 --> 01:10:48,640
Speaker 1: of sending me the code so I could get the

1390
01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:50,960
Speaker 1: superpack of this game that usually have to pay for.

1391
01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:52,800
Speaker 1: So shout out to him, even though he trashed me

1392
01:10:52,840 --> 01:10:56,360
Speaker 1: on that podcast about my song for Bob. Okay, so, um,

1393
01:10:56,439 --> 01:10:59,240
Speaker 1: let's get to it. You even have a music career,

1394
01:10:59,400 --> 01:11:04,040
Speaker 1: just he Oh that's nice. Okay, then I'm back on

1395
01:11:04,120 --> 01:11:09,400
Speaker 1: team team plans. Um let's get to um. So we

1396
01:11:09,439 --> 01:11:13,200
Speaker 1: have we have definite um my deck's Okay, best of

1397
01:11:13,240 --> 01:11:15,679
Speaker 1: deck number one, Best of Deck number two. Okay, let's

1398
01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:19,160
Speaker 1: do this. Start playing. I'm only one with the cards.

1399
01:11:19,240 --> 01:11:24,080
Speaker 1: So have you ever dated a person you banged on

1400
01:11:24,160 --> 01:11:29,320
Speaker 1: the first or second date? Have you ever? Yes, you've

1401
01:11:29,439 --> 01:11:32,880
Speaker 1: dated them? I fucking dude. I was like, dude, I

1402
01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:35,160
Speaker 1: can't believe I'm gonna date to slip no offense. But

1403
01:11:35,280 --> 01:11:38,639
Speaker 1: weren't you and Brenna? Like the third date just doesn't

1404
01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:41,120
Speaker 1: count that one? Yeah, so you're talking about someone else

1405
01:11:41,120 --> 01:11:45,800
Speaker 1: you dated second completely Okay it is I'm saying for

1406
01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:50,560
Speaker 1: its first or second most. I've only been in three relationships.

1407
01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:53,960
Speaker 1: One girl I waited about seven months. Another girl, Yes,

1408
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:56,600
Speaker 1: it was like the second date and then second day. Okay,

1409
01:11:56,680 --> 01:12:00,800
Speaker 1: but yeah, but you know what, yeah, I don't even know. No.

1410
01:12:01,120 --> 01:12:03,760
Speaker 1: What about you? Have you ever dated a person you

1411
01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:11,599
Speaker 1: banged on the first your second date? Yes? Her heart?

1412
01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:17,479
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Yeah? Alright, my answer is no,

1413
01:12:17,800 --> 01:12:20,719
Speaker 1: but I would have liked to. They just didn't want to,

1414
01:12:21,040 --> 01:12:28,920
Speaker 1: all right, damn? Okay, Okay, Andrew, this one's for ye. Okay.

1415
01:12:29,560 --> 01:12:33,200
Speaker 1: Would you rather have one giant dick for an arm

1416
01:12:33,560 --> 01:12:38,320
Speaker 1: or have all your fingers be dicks? This isn't real question.

1417
01:12:38,360 --> 01:12:42,519
Speaker 1: You guys. I wait, do you still have a dick?

1418
01:12:42,760 --> 01:12:46,719
Speaker 1: Another dick? A regular dick? Yeah? Then in that case,

1419
01:12:46,800 --> 01:12:49,920
Speaker 1: I'd rather have one dick being on an arm, okay,

1420
01:12:49,960 --> 01:12:52,760
Speaker 1: because I'd be pretty You don't get to answer it

1421
01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:54,320
Speaker 1: because we don't even know what to be like to

1422
01:12:54,320 --> 01:12:56,920
Speaker 1: have a dick? Okay? Would you rather have a vagina

1423
01:12:57,040 --> 01:13:00,560
Speaker 1: for an arm or five or five vaginas for fingers?

1424
01:13:01,160 --> 01:13:07,479
Speaker 1: I mean what then? Would even okay, would you rather

1425
01:13:08,160 --> 01:13:14,680
Speaker 1: the would you? Would you rather be naked all the

1426
01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:19,680
Speaker 1: time or clothed all the time? I mean clothed all

1427
01:13:19,720 --> 01:13:21,720
Speaker 1: the time? Who who would want to be naked all

1428
01:13:21,760 --> 01:13:24,519
Speaker 1: the time? You couldn't live your life, can you? And

1429
01:13:24,560 --> 01:13:28,160
Speaker 1: what's hotter than like like pulling the panties to the side,

1430
01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:31,960
Speaker 1: you know, but that's not that's partly I don't know.

1431
01:13:32,160 --> 01:13:35,479
Speaker 1: That's well, these questions you can interpret them as you wish.

1432
01:13:36,439 --> 01:13:42,240
Speaker 1: Would you have to tell your mom everything sexual that

1433
01:13:42,400 --> 01:13:47,280
Speaker 1: you've done or have to show her your entire born y?

1434
01:13:49,439 --> 01:13:56,240
Speaker 1: I'd rather show her my entire porn in history. She's

1435
01:13:56,280 --> 01:13:59,759
Speaker 1: not the younger when she was younger, I would definitely

1436
01:14:00,040 --> 01:14:05,479
Speaker 1: she's older, dude, when older, don't think like I like, yeah, gross?

1437
01:14:05,560 --> 01:14:08,840
Speaker 1: It was like before, like you even moved out of Chicago. Dude,

1438
01:14:08,960 --> 01:14:12,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what about you know, your mom hearing

1439
01:14:12,040 --> 01:14:15,400
Speaker 1: about every sexual experience you've had or your porn hitting me?

1440
01:14:17,680 --> 01:14:22,120
Speaker 1: Probably porn history because it would devastate her more, honestly,

1441
01:14:22,240 --> 01:14:25,599
Speaker 1: might oh, because it would devastate her more. Jesus Christ,

1442
01:14:26,439 --> 01:14:32,920
Speaker 1: that is a great answer. Holy Ship. Um, that's so funny.

1443
01:14:32,920 --> 01:14:38,479
Speaker 1: It would kill her. Honestly, My porn history is so

1444
01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:41,200
Speaker 1: much worse than the things I've done. And I've done

1445
01:14:41,240 --> 01:14:44,719
Speaker 1: some really gross stuff, but my porn history is so

1446
01:14:44,840 --> 01:14:46,920
Speaker 1: much more embarrassing. I wouldn't even want to show my

1447
01:14:46,960 --> 01:14:49,280
Speaker 1: lover my porn history. You talk about your porn history

1448
01:14:49,320 --> 01:14:51,240
Speaker 1: all the time on here, Yeah, but I'm not telling

1449
01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:56,360
Speaker 1: you the real It's insane. Yeah, it's weird. I really

1450
01:14:56,360 --> 01:15:04,480
Speaker 1: feel weird about it, Tom Papa. And what's the other one? Uh?

1451
01:15:04,680 --> 01:15:07,400
Speaker 1: Would you rather fight? Oh? This is the worst one.

1452
01:15:07,400 --> 01:15:12,120
Speaker 1: I hate that one. Um oh no, oh my god,

1453
01:15:12,160 --> 01:15:18,519
Speaker 1: this is the kiss. Would you rather be drunk twenty

1454
01:15:18,720 --> 01:15:26,080
Speaker 1: four seven or never drink again? Man? I mean I

1455
01:15:26,080 --> 01:15:31,080
Speaker 1: think we answer to whatever. Dude, I'd rather kill a

1456
01:15:31,160 --> 01:15:34,920
Speaker 1: family at nine am then live happily in my life.

1457
01:15:35,680 --> 01:15:39,479
Speaker 1: You know, my god, this is the worst one. Andrew,

1458
01:15:39,720 --> 01:15:43,439
Speaker 1: would you rather these are all for boys? But honestly

1459
01:15:43,439 --> 01:15:45,880
Speaker 1: know what this one? Because are we doing what they

1460
01:15:46,280 --> 01:15:51,599
Speaker 1: do to this song? Like about Yes, but I'm calling

1461
01:15:51,840 --> 01:15:55,600
Speaker 1: you rather make fun of someone singing about a dead celebrity?

1462
01:15:55,640 --> 01:16:06,040
Speaker 1: They kind of know the monetize and uh I would

1463
01:16:06,080 --> 01:16:10,960
Speaker 1: I would say no, because nothing about this is edgy. No,

1464
01:16:11,120 --> 01:16:14,600
Speaker 1: it's not right. Okay. Would you rather sit on a

1465
01:16:14,720 --> 01:16:18,040
Speaker 1: dick and eat a cake? Or sit on a cake

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01:16:18,160 --> 01:16:21,920
Speaker 1: and eat a dick? Okay, so you have to have

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01:16:22,040 --> 01:16:24,360
Speaker 1: a dick in your butt and eat a cake or

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01:16:25,479 --> 01:16:27,160
Speaker 1: sit on a cake and eat a dick. That's kind

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01:16:27,160 --> 01:16:30,600
Speaker 1: of a good question for you. You're eating the or

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01:16:31,160 --> 01:16:35,400
Speaker 1: you're sucking a dick. Um, I think I'd rather let's

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01:16:35,439 --> 01:16:37,600
Speaker 1: think about you have a normal asshole. Let's think about that.

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01:16:38,080 --> 01:16:41,240
Speaker 1: That's good point. So a normal asshole, normal mouth and teeth.

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01:16:41,320 --> 01:16:44,360
Speaker 1: I have all my teeth and no anal fissures. And okay,

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01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:49,880
Speaker 1: I would say I'd rather, you know what, part of

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01:16:49,920 --> 01:16:52,519
Speaker 1: me no, But part of me thinks like if I'm

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01:16:52,560 --> 01:16:56,200
Speaker 1: eating a cake and it's delicious, it will distract distract

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01:16:56,240 --> 01:16:58,280
Speaker 1: me from the assidu like the dick in my mouth

1478
01:16:58,320 --> 01:17:01,920
Speaker 1: and then I'm not even getting cake it. Um, yeah,

1479
01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:04,800
Speaker 1: there's that one, like pretty like real, like I really was. No.

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01:17:04,960 --> 01:17:07,000
Speaker 1: I think you should know what about you and let's

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01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:11,120
Speaker 1: think of it as obvious. Oh, I think sitting on

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01:17:11,120 --> 01:17:14,200
Speaker 1: a dick and eating a cake vagina? Do a vagina?

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01:17:14,280 --> 01:17:16,400
Speaker 1: To split it up? Would you rather sit on a

1484
01:17:16,400 --> 01:17:20,200
Speaker 1: croissant and eat a vagina? So? Would you rather scissor

1485
01:17:20,280 --> 01:17:24,000
Speaker 1: a girl and eat like rub clips together and eat

1486
01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:26,719
Speaker 1: a cake or sit on a cake and eat a clip?

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01:17:27,800 --> 01:17:32,080
Speaker 1: I would rather sit on a cake and eat a clip, same,

1488
01:17:33,560 --> 01:17:36,120
Speaker 1: because I just don't want those calories. I don't like sugar.

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01:17:36,880 --> 01:17:39,640
Speaker 1: It's honestly about that, more than actually sitting on a

1490
01:17:39,680 --> 01:17:43,280
Speaker 1: cake will give us a yeast infectionause of the sugar.

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01:17:46,160 --> 01:17:48,479
Speaker 1: Kind of want to do it? Wait? What would you

1492
01:17:48,680 --> 01:17:54,640
Speaker 1: would you want a big gas candle on there? Boy? Uh? Yeah?

1493
01:17:54,920 --> 01:17:57,599
Speaker 1: Like one of those um yeah, like the ones that

1494
01:17:57,640 --> 01:18:02,240
Speaker 1: are in churches that are like for a number in

1495
01:18:02,360 --> 01:18:06,760
Speaker 1: the dark. Wait what? Um? Why don't you like what

1496
01:18:06,960 --> 01:18:09,600
Speaker 1: the idea of scissoring with a girl is that? What

1497
01:18:09,720 --> 01:18:13,160
Speaker 1: is that? Due to your brain? When you think about it,

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01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:18,519
Speaker 1: it kind of turns me on. It's just like anything like, Um,

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01:18:19,360 --> 01:18:22,400
Speaker 1: I'm I don't. I think on the Kinsey scale, I'm

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01:18:22,439 --> 01:18:25,400
Speaker 1: probably a two in terms of like if if gay

1501
01:18:25,520 --> 01:18:29,320
Speaker 1: is zero in ten or seven is straight, I think

1502
01:18:29,360 --> 01:18:33,640
Speaker 1: it's one to seven. I'm like a two. Um, but

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01:18:33,840 --> 01:18:37,280
Speaker 1: I could definitely, Um, I would definitely do that. I

1504
01:18:37,280 --> 01:18:39,680
Speaker 1: think it would be kind of fun to like. And

1505
01:18:39,720 --> 01:18:42,000
Speaker 1: the thing is like sexist all the things I think

1506
01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:43,880
Speaker 1: about where I'm like, oh, i'd be nervous about doing that,

1507
01:18:43,920 --> 01:18:48,280
Speaker 1: eating pussy or whatever. Um, I just feel like at

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01:18:48,320 --> 01:18:51,280
Speaker 1: this point in my life, I'm just so I can

1509
01:18:51,320 --> 01:18:54,519
Speaker 1: be so honest about how what I do not know

1510
01:18:54,720 --> 01:18:56,720
Speaker 1: and what I do know in bed that it would

1511
01:18:56,760 --> 01:18:59,600
Speaker 1: be And I'm so much more open with women in

1512
01:18:59,720 --> 01:19:02,400
Speaker 1: terms of like being able to be like insecure around

1513
01:19:02,439 --> 01:19:05,000
Speaker 1: them that I honestly think i'd be like, I don't

1514
01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:07,400
Speaker 1: know what I'm doing and just be I mean, I

1515
01:19:07,439 --> 01:19:10,160
Speaker 1: will hook up with a girl someday. There is something

1516
01:19:10,240 --> 01:19:14,040
Speaker 1: about becoming so comfortable with a friend that it's like

1517
01:19:14,200 --> 01:19:16,600
Speaker 1: it's not even like sex, like you would never do

1518
01:19:16,640 --> 01:19:19,599
Speaker 1: it with a friend, but but like the idea of

1519
01:19:19,600 --> 01:19:21,760
Speaker 1: like okay, because I would want it to be because

1520
01:19:21,760 --> 01:19:23,519
Speaker 1: then you can't go back to like it'd be like

1521
01:19:23,680 --> 01:19:25,599
Speaker 1: looking up with your guy friends. What if they just forget?

1522
01:19:25,600 --> 01:19:29,880
Speaker 1: What if they just forget like them? My point is

1523
01:19:29,960 --> 01:19:32,840
Speaker 1: is like then it's just like, oh, it's my friend,

1524
01:19:33,080 --> 01:19:35,599
Speaker 1: You're just like eating an arm. Okay, I have one

1525
01:19:35,720 --> 01:19:41,439
Speaker 1: question to finish us out, Andrew take us out of

1526
01:19:41,479 --> 01:19:44,080
Speaker 1: the podcast with You have to pick one food for

1527
01:19:44,120 --> 01:19:46,760
Speaker 1: your best friend. Let let it be me to chew

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01:19:46,880 --> 01:19:53,240
Speaker 1: up and spit in your mouth. What food do you choose? Pussycake? Yeah,

1529
01:19:54,240 --> 01:19:59,519
Speaker 1: that dick because I like little dicks. One food just

1530
01:19:59,640 --> 01:20:02,760
Speaker 1: chew up and spit in your mouth. I would have

1531
01:20:02,800 --> 01:20:07,720
Speaker 1: to say shit, that's tough, man, I don't want seeds.

1532
01:20:08,240 --> 01:20:11,519
Speaker 1: I would say avocado because you've made guacamole. That's good,

1533
01:20:11,720 --> 01:20:14,280
Speaker 1: But it would be like spitty. I would choose like

1534
01:20:14,920 --> 01:20:17,559
Speaker 1: something that you could liquify so that when you spit it,

1535
01:20:17,560 --> 01:20:21,559
Speaker 1: it would be like, I convince myself it's liquid. Okay, yeah,

1536
01:20:21,560 --> 01:20:24,479
Speaker 1: it's kind of already a mucacie. I would pick like

1537
01:20:24,560 --> 01:20:27,960
Speaker 1: watermelon because it's so lottery that the spit could like

1538
01:20:28,479 --> 01:20:30,200
Speaker 1: and it would be like watermelon juice is so good.

1539
01:20:30,200 --> 01:20:32,719
Speaker 1: By the way, does it bother you? If a girl

1540
01:20:32,760 --> 01:20:37,760
Speaker 1: you're dating makes more money than you go. We have

1541
01:20:37,840 --> 01:20:39,760
Speaker 1: to go. We have to go to break. Thank you

1542
01:20:39,760 --> 01:20:42,960
Speaker 1: guys for listening. Think about ponder that question. Not your

1543
01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:48,519
Speaker 1: Wednesday said break. Yeah, we're breaking till tomorrow. No, I

1544
01:20:49,120 --> 01:20:52,280
Speaker 1: don't don't think that I meant that. I really fucked

1545
01:20:52,320 --> 01:20:54,400
Speaker 1: up and said break, but I saved it. That's like

1546
01:20:54,400 --> 01:20:56,280
Speaker 1: when you when you fall back in a chair and

1547
01:20:56,320 --> 01:20:58,160
Speaker 1: you're like, I meant to do that. That was fun. Yeah,

1548
01:20:58,520 --> 01:21:01,839
Speaker 1: it's sweet, dude, I meant to trip and falling. Kerston

1549
01:21:02,080 --> 01:21:03,800
Speaker 1: and I used to make fun of guys in eighth

1550
01:21:03,800 --> 01:21:05,280
Speaker 1: grade who would lead back in their chair so much

1551
01:21:05,280 --> 01:21:07,040
Speaker 1: and then they'd fall over and they'd be like, well,

1552
01:21:07,080 --> 01:21:08,439
Speaker 1: that was actually fun. I want to do it again.

1553
01:21:10,439 --> 01:21:12,679
Speaker 1: The first stand up joke I ever like laughed hard

1554
01:21:12,720 --> 01:21:16,880
Speaker 1: at is a black guy was doing a joke where

1555
01:21:16,880 --> 01:21:19,040
Speaker 1: he goes, you know, when a white guy falls, he's like,

1556
01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:22,599
Speaker 1: but when a black guy falls, he goes and then

1557
01:21:22,760 --> 01:21:24,840
Speaker 1: he hits a jump shot like he like turns it

1558
01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:28,360
Speaker 1: into like he meant to fall to then like back,

1559
01:21:28,640 --> 01:21:31,320
Speaker 1: and I just remember laughing. Never seen a black eye fall.

1560
01:21:31,360 --> 01:21:36,360
Speaker 1: I've never seen that. I don't know bucket list. All right, guys,

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01:21:36,360 --> 01:21:38,080
Speaker 1: we gotta go. Thank you for listening to the podcast

1562
01:21:38,160 --> 01:21:45,360
Speaker 1: Don't Be Cut and Jack Sparrow, Oh, it seems new

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01:21:45,439 --> 01:21:46,599
Speaker 1: to me. It feels new.