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Speaker 1: Then Jebel show on demand. So I met this guy

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Speaker 1: a couple of months ago, and I went to a

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Speaker 1: party with him and his entire family and his friends,

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Speaker 1: and we both got super drunk a lot of dirty.

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Speaker 1: Is the little secrets that start with that lady to

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Speaker 1: go ahead? Yeah, And so he asked if I wanted

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Speaker 1: to hook up, and we ended up hooking up on

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Speaker 1: a golf cart, his parents golf cart. Whoa yes. So

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Speaker 1: my dad he owns like this camper up at like

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Speaker 1: a lake, and so we go there like once a summer,

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Speaker 1: me and the kids, and then my ex you know,

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Speaker 1: when I was with my ex husband, he went with

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Speaker 1: me too. And there's like a bedroom kind of thing

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Speaker 1: like in the camper for my dad and then we

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Speaker 1: sleep in the main area of the camper. Well, the

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Speaker 1: next day, my dad decided to let me know that

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Speaker 1: he heard me having sex in his camper, and I

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Speaker 1: was like, I'm sorry, come again, what Well, I don't

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Speaker 1: have talks with him at home. You can understand, I

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Speaker 1: don't even remember the last time that I had sex

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Speaker 1: with him. It's definitely not going to be here in

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Speaker 1: this camper, Like this isn't the thing to right here,

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Speaker 1: stays here. It doesn't even move. Where's the weirdest place

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Speaker 1: you have ever? Hood? A restaurant bathroom in Times Square?

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Speaker 1: That sounds fun? It was fun. A shed that sounds

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Speaker 1: a shed was dirty? Couldn't wait, it was on the gravel.

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Speaker 1: Wait you want lately? It couldn't be anybody else, well,

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Speaker 1: your current her adults. Tools, There were tools and shed.

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Speaker 1: It was the old house that I used to live

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Speaker 1: in at college. So you went to the shed in

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Speaker 1: the back. Why why was in the moment are you

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Speaker 1: oh my god, let's go to the shed? I mean

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Speaker 1: what you recommend it? Lately? We should go. We should

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Speaker 1: go have some spontaneous let's go to this, Let's go

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Speaker 1: have some spontaneous find it out. Was just like that, honestly,

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Speaker 1: just that's like a forty year old version thing to do.

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Speaker 1: Lose his virginity last week and he's still with the girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: Produced a Bennett a Starbucks bathroom flags. Okay, you both

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Speaker 1: in the bathrooms. That's dirty than dirty shit. It started

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Speaker 1: the car. It started in the on our way to

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Speaker 1: six Flags. We were a little distracted, so we're like,

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Speaker 1: you know what, we're not going to make it to

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Speaker 1: six Flags. We've got to get this done. It's the

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Speaker 1: closest bathroom. Could I get it done in the car?

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Speaker 1: Not enough space? Yeah? Yeah, there was a long line too,

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Speaker 1: So we went, we got up to the bathroom, We

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Speaker 1: hit it, we hit, We get in the bathroom, locked

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Speaker 1: the door, and we hold it down for about maybe

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Speaker 1: thirty minutes in a public rather than thirty minutes. You

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Speaker 1: gotta get it done. That's not a time to go. Hey,

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Speaker 1: let's have some little sensual like, let's get some time.

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Speaker 1: I don't want them for a quickie right there. That's

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Speaker 1: what those are made for. I had to ride that

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Speaker 1: rolls before I went and rode the rollers. How many

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Speaker 1: knocks did you get on the door? You know how

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Speaker 1: it is at a fast home even here. Oh you

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Speaker 1: like when you get off rollercoaster, you need to go

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Speaker 1: right back in line. All right, are we done? Can

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Speaker 1: you se on my story? I don't know. Was in

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Speaker 1: Canada and I was a whistler and I was on

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Speaker 1: a gondola. And there's several gondolas. If you haven't been there,

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Speaker 1: you can get in this big one that's like an

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Speaker 1: enclosed capsule. Yeah, And that was the one that I

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Speaker 1: was in and I was just with him. It was

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Speaker 1: in the summertime, so it was the bikes, not the snowboards, right,

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Speaker 1: And so there was kids, right, but there wasn't kids

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Speaker 1: in front of back, thank goodness. But there was kids

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Speaker 1: that were passing us that I didn't think about. And

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh god, there's a kid right there,

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Speaker 1: there's a kid. Right, there's a child. I'm like, oh no,

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Speaker 1: Like it was embarrassing for me. But he didn't care,

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Speaker 1: of course. I mean they passed by pretty quickly, and

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Speaker 1: I don't know if they saw anything, but I'm pretty

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Speaker 1: sure Assassin, all of it, all of it, all of

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Speaker 1: everything there was. Did you enjoy it? It wasn't one

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Speaker 1: for me. I didn't know if anybody says that, if

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Speaker 1: any woman ever says they did, and that's hope a

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Speaker 1: situation they're lying, do you think? So get in bend

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Speaker 1: over because this gondola is gondola usually whatever it is

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Speaker 1: like an incident like this boat is gone dola. It

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Speaker 1: didn't work like I wanted it too. I loved it.

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Speaker 1: It was that I can't decide what my mine is.

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Speaker 1: You've had some crazy experiences. He's like, which one should have? Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: based on public or private, what's what's better? Public, public, public, public, public.

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Speaker 1: It's very similar to Alex's, but I like, it was

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Speaker 1: in traffic though, but it was like rush hour traffic,

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Speaker 1: and I was really drunk in the back of a

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Speaker 1: car that was a convertible and people in traffic were

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Speaker 1: actually honking at us. No. Yeah, And I didn't really remember.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I remembered that I was doing stuff, but

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Speaker 1: I didn't remember all of that happening until like the

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Speaker 1: next day, and my friend was telling me about it,

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Speaker 1: and he's like, yeah, you don't remember that minivan from

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Speaker 1: the mom was like telling her kiss to cover her eyes,

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Speaker 1: was texting four one o six one. What's the weirdest

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Speaker 1: place you've ever done that? Did Jebel Show on demand