WEBVTT - Ep 13: The Bouldering Vegan Cyclist

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<v Speaker 1>Novel.

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<v Speaker 2>This show contains adult material and swearing. You have been warned.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm dead that I actually gagged when he said bouldering.

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<v Speaker 2>That's so funny from me.

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<v Speaker 3>No, that's it. We don't need to hear any more from.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my God, having me I'm a savage. Are you

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<v Speaker 2>bored of modern dating? Meeting the same people from the

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<v Speaker 2>same apps in the same bar You've only chosen because

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<v Speaker 2>it's close to your house and you can make your

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<v Speaker 2>usual quick getaway. It's time to change the narrative on

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<v Speaker 2>how we find love. It's time to start looking for

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<v Speaker 2>love in all the wrong places. I'm going on a

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<v Speaker 2>wild dating adventure, only picking people who are the total

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<v Speaker 2>opposite of my type. And after twenty eight of these

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<v Speaker 2>dates two months, will I find that special someone? Or Well,

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<v Speaker 2>this experiment proved that I should just give up on

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<v Speaker 2>dating altogether. It's time to find out. I'm Grace Campbell

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<v Speaker 2>and this is twenty eight dates later.

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<v Speaker 3>Grace, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I know here. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>we need to get straight into this guy. You sent

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<v Speaker 3>me this guy's profile, Ray, and I think you've hit

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<v Speaker 3>the jackpart here.

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<v Speaker 2>He's baffing it. Ah so Ba and I'll tell you

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<v Speaker 2>what he was bath in person, Like I actually didn't

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<v Speaker 2>realize he was going to be that bar and he

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<v Speaker 2>was more hot in real life, especially what I'm trying

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<v Speaker 2>to say where.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so his profile first, Like obviously I've seen his profile.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't hear the date went, but like from the

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<v Speaker 3>get go, he is handsome, He's a vegan cyclist. There's

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<v Speaker 3>photos of him shopping for beans and lentils of the supermarket.

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<v Speaker 2>With bride flag on his face.

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<v Speaker 3>And then there's one where he's like fake DJing, which

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<v Speaker 3>not a fan.

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<v Speaker 2>Of but no I'm not. I'm not a fan of

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<v Speaker 2>that one his things.

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<v Speaker 3>I was looking for al pro passion fruit yogurt? Is

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<v Speaker 3>that like some that's Joe analogy? Okay, I think it's

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<v Speaker 3>a joke. Right. Is he French?

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<v Speaker 2>I thought he was maybe going to be French he

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<v Speaker 2>works for a French vegan company. Well, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I spoke better French than him, but he was ba right,

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<v Speaker 2>So he turned up. Yeah, he had cycled to the date, which,

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<v Speaker 2>I will be honest is a bit of a nick

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<v Speaker 2>for me. I don't like people turning up to meet

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<v Speaker 2>me sweaty, I'm afraid, but he came and he had

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<v Speaker 2>brought me a present.

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<v Speaker 3>Is this the first present you've got?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I think so. Yeah, I think this is yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>And can we, by the way, can we normalize bringing

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<v Speaker 2>gifts on a first day? I think it's really chic.

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<v Speaker 3>And so he's also a bold vegan. What's bouldering?

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<v Speaker 1>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>So bouldering is basically like rock climbing, but they don't

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<v Speaker 2>have to attach themselves to anything. It's like rock climbing

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<v Speaker 2>without like going as high.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, I was thinking that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So I would say the bouldering and the cycling

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<v Speaker 2>things are both massive inchs of mine. I want stated

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<v Speaker 2>somebody who was really into rock climbing, and by what.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm into hiking and rock climbing.

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<v Speaker 2>Hiking is different. I love hiking, but the whole culture

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<v Speaker 2>around going to these places where they go in London

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<v Speaker 2>to go climbing does quite give me the ick. It's

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<v Speaker 2>not like the actual thing itself, it's the way that

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<v Speaker 2>people talk about it and have like their little fucking

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<v Speaker 2>climbing shoes attached to their backpack while they're cycling along.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like you've got the bingo card of like all

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<v Speaker 2>of the things you can be to be like, hit,

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<v Speaker 2>do you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 3>I have a question.

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<v Speaker 2>What was the gift? So he brought me vegan bacon

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<v Speaker 2>from the company that he works for, and he said

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<v Speaker 2>that he had a friend who was a fan of mine.

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<v Speaker 3>O great snow fence. That wasn't a present. They're just

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<v Speaker 3>trying to get you to post a bit.

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<v Speaker 2>No I know, I know, No I know, And do

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<v Speaker 2>you know what was? I haven't because they haven't paid me.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, did you try?

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't nice? It's banging. Bacon is banging. I've been

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<v Speaker 2>eating it loads. It is banging, okay, but I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>posting about it because you.

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<v Speaker 3>Know you're gonna have to text me the brand because

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<v Speaker 3>I love.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's banging. It's really bad.

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<v Speaker 3>That is today's sponsor. Today's sponsor. It is vegan bacon.

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<v Speaker 3>And the brand is actually called banging because you keep

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<v Speaker 3>saying it.

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<v Speaker 4>So you cycled over?

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<v Speaker 5>Why tell me why you hate cyclists.

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<v Speaker 2>I just don't like dating people who buy bikes everywhere

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<v Speaker 2>because I find it really inconvenient annoying. How do you

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<v Speaker 2>move around and somebody's got a bike that's more more

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<v Speaker 2>a bit?

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<v Speaker 4>So what do you do?

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<v Speaker 5>I work for a company they make vegan bacon. The

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<v Speaker 5>reason I got this bag is two.

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<v Speaker 2>Things go on. It's got loads of vegan bacon in it.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, only show me show bacon signing whether or not

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<v Speaker 5>you deserve to have.

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<v Speaker 2>Never had any desire for vegan bacon. Are you vegan?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>You're vegan? Okay, So my bag is insulated. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>that's like a deliver bag. That's like a bag.

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<v Speaker 5>Deliver Wow, which, if anything, it's good.

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<v Speaker 2>For to I love the He had one of those bags.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like a backpack, but then he opened it

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<v Speaker 2>and it was like a cooler bag inside the backpack

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<v Speaker 2>to transport all his vegan bacon. He's obviously like taking

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<v Speaker 2>around all his dates. Don't you think he's got a

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<v Speaker 2>cute voice as well?

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<v Speaker 3>He does?

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<v Speaker 2>Just me, he was.

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<v Speaker 4>He had like a cute voice.

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<v Speaker 2>I liked the way that he spoke.

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<v Speaker 3>So he works for a vegan bacon company.

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<v Speaker 2>Rod stopped looking the vegan bacon company. They haven't even

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<v Speaker 2>paid us.

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<v Speaker 3>He cycles everywhere like you and him. You and him

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<v Speaker 3>could just get a tricycle. Oh my god, you could

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<v Speaker 3>have a whole life. Oh it could be sponsored by

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<v Speaker 3>the vegan bacon people and you can be tricycleaning around

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<v Speaker 3>the place.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't tell you how unwell that makes me feel

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<v Speaker 2>as a concept.

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<v Speaker 3>You kind of have the same hair.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's true. We did have the same hair. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we did have the same hair.

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<v Speaker 3>Grace, did you tell him how good looking he was?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Yeah, we're you always very good looking? What you're

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<v Speaker 2>very good looking? But you've you've got like a very

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<v Speaker 2>like structurally good face than you were. You've always been

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<v Speaker 2>looking like at school where you've been looking.

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<v Speaker 5>I've always had good feedback from the Grandmass. They've always

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<v Speaker 5>they've always been like, oh, gorgeous boy. But then I

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<v Speaker 5>kind of realized I say that to everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you're very attractive. Thanks. I think I am

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<v Speaker 2>as well. I don't doubt that. But no nobody ever

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<v Speaker 2>says I look like an attractive famous back.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, maybe there isn't someone attractive famous person. I got

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<v Speaker 5>it quite flustered, so I've not checked my face.

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<v Speaker 2>Really hot, I thought, so. I was actually flustered when

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<v Speaker 2>you came in. Yeah, you're really good looking, and I've

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<v Speaker 2>got grace relaxed, Relax, Relax, Jesus, Grace. This is why

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<v Speaker 2>I'm single. I have no call, and I fancy someone.

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<v Speaker 3>I just made him.

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<v Speaker 2>Did he go right?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>He was really flustered. Yeah, he was really flustered.

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<v Speaker 3>You can tell, you can tell.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I can't believe I did that. But that's why

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<v Speaker 2>I do. This is a problem, Like, this is why

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<v Speaker 2>Like when I don't like someone, I don't like them,

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<v Speaker 2>but then they think I like them. When I like someone,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh my god, you're so hot, That's what

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<v Speaker 2>I say. I'm like, oh my god, I fancy you

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<v Speaker 2>so much.

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<v Speaker 3>So, like he seems like a pretty tame guy in that,

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<v Speaker 3>like he's ticked all your ickboxes, which means he's probably

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<v Speaker 3>actually a really nice guy. Was there anything? Was there

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<v Speaker 3>anything that he did that wasn't like, I mean actual flag.

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<v Speaker 2>So it was going really well, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I want to fuck this guy, was what I was feeling.

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<v Speaker 2>I was very attracted to him. And then he started

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<v Speaker 2>telling me that he is a spoken word poet.

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<v Speaker 4>Basically, do you like comedy? Do you have what comedy?

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<v Speaker 5>I also try and do some stand up, not stand

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<v Speaker 5>up for poetry.

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<v Speaker 4>I really.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's just say hot takes on injustices that I turned

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<v Speaker 5>into some top lass.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, hopefully you can destigmatized spoken word for me. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but the spoken world is a huge it's a hugely

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<v Speaker 2>stigmatized thing.

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<v Speaker 5>In my beautiful bowl on the plates, lonesome chip doesn't

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<v Speaker 5>know it's face. What a lovely wide pot he couldn't

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<v Speaker 5>eat because it was too hot.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just good. Tell me where to stop now, you

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<v Speaker 2>carry on if you on? Yeah, why do you do

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<v Speaker 2>a bespoke home about me? That kind of was It

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<v Speaker 2>was about a lonely bowl of chip. Really, that's been

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<v Speaker 2>the highlight.

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<v Speaker 3>No, we don't need to hear any more from him,

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<v Speaker 3>that was it. No, he went too far. Yeah, no, No,

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<v Speaker 3>it just reminds me. We've seen ankor mean where it's like,

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<v Speaker 3>I love lamb.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the thing is right, it's so hard. Yeah, because

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<v Speaker 2>I respect people who are like creating stuff, Yeah, I do.

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<v Speaker 2>I like poetry a lot, Right, There's something about the

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<v Speaker 2>spoken word format that does give me the because I

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<v Speaker 2>think some of the people that do it are quite icky.

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<v Speaker 2>But I didn't not respect it. The only thing that

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<v Speaker 2>I hated about that bit was not even his impromptu

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<v Speaker 2>spoken word. It was for him saying that he writes

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<v Speaker 2>about injustices. I could tell who was reading me a

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<v Speaker 2>poem about like the wrongs of the world as like

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<v Speaker 2>what I presume was like a straight white man, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I don't want to hear your poetry

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<v Speaker 2>about the injustices.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you someone who's into romantic gestures? Would you be

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<v Speaker 3>into that? No?

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 2>I once got serenaded by a guy like he's playing

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<v Speaker 2>his guitar. I was breaking up with him, and he

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<v Speaker 2>started playing his guitar and he started playing me a

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<v Speaker 2>Dennis Brown song, which like a Jamaican singer, like old

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<v Speaker 2>school like lovers rock singer. So I was playing the

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<v Speaker 2>song and I've just walked out the door while he

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<v Speaker 2>is singing like I am great. It makes me so

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<v Speaker 2>uncomfortable when anybody does anything like that. I used to

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<v Speaker 2>have this ongoing joke with my ex boyfriend because he

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<v Speaker 2>knew how much I hate that stuff. So whenever we'd

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<v Speaker 2>be like in a public place, he'd pretend to propose me,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'd be like, oh.

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<v Speaker 3>My god, sorry, like you're trying to break up with

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<v Speaker 3>someone and they started singing to you. That actually would

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<v Speaker 3>make me feel.

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<v Speaker 2>So unwall it was. It was so horrific.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm guessing if you were ever being proposed to,

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<v Speaker 3>you'd prefer to get proposed to in.

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<v Speaker 2>Private, Yes, definitely.

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<v Speaker 3>Has anyone ever proposed to you?

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<v Speaker 2>No, Oh my god, no, I would give me the

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<v Speaker 2>magic if someone supposed to me. Really yeah, like you

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<v Speaker 2>don't know me at all.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm very sorry to Ray Bouldering vegan cyclists, But

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<v Speaker 3>that was he was going so in my eyes, I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, he's actually.

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<v Speaker 2>Really nicely and he was fair well, and he was funny.

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<v Speaker 2>He was really funny. But I think as we went

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<v Speaker 2>more into the day, I sort of could see so

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<v Speaker 2>many things that we just were not compatible on as well.

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<v Speaker 2>One of the things he told me was that he

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<v Speaker 2>basically can't spend like a night at home alone. He

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<v Speaker 2>has to have plans like every evening of the week.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, that's my idea of hell, and

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<v Speaker 2>I just can't relate to someone who's like that.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't of.

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<v Speaker 2>Anything worse than being out every evening by the week,

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<v Speaker 2>even though it's my.

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<v Speaker 5>Busy do you know what, I every night of the week,

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<v Speaker 5>every week, I'm busy, but sometimes I'm busy alone. One

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<v Speaker 5>thing I like to do Guelfen is holdering.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know, it goes hand in hand with people

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<v Speaker 2>that ride bike. They always love the clime. I'm the

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<v Speaker 2>worst person.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I do feel bad for me because

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<v Speaker 3>he probably went in being like, I'm like this really

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<v Speaker 3>in my eyes, I'm the grave, you're listen, you're a cooman,

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<v Speaker 3>you're bouldering, you're cycling, you love tofu. You feel like

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<v Speaker 3>grace read the room.

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<v Speaker 2>I know I'm dead that I actually gagged when he

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<v Speaker 2>said bouldering. That's so funny for me. Huge respect, Grace,

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<v Speaker 2>huge respect.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I just I've met so many of

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<v Speaker 2>these guys before, and there's a part of me that

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<v Speaker 2>wants to be with someone who's like kind of wholesome

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<v Speaker 2>and like into all of this ship. But I just

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<v Speaker 2>didn't feel like I would be able to fit into

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<v Speaker 2>that with him and him with me, you know. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but like I aspired to having a Lamborghini rules like

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<v Speaker 2>cyclo bike.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I lived in apparently the gastronomic central of the

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<v Speaker 5>world's capital, the world Leon.

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<v Speaker 2>And did you get really good at friends? We're doing

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<v Speaker 2>a French degree.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I wasn't still biology. Yeah, but they gave you

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<v Speaker 5>the chance of the year of war advances.

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<v Speaker 3>I snapped that up. That's my favorite place.

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<v Speaker 5>The whole.

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<v Speaker 2>The mass accent is really strong. It's like basically the

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<v Speaker 2>equivalent of a Jordi accent. But I mean sometimes I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>what the fucking say? But I'm pretty good because that's

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<v Speaker 2>how I love France. One of myself in.

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<v Speaker 5>France, so you know French just from holiday?

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<v Speaker 1>No, well, I you too are going to do Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>we're friends so great.

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<v Speaker 3>He's bilingual? Is that a turn on for you?

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<v Speaker 2>I would love to go out with someone who spoke

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<v Speaker 2>French because then my French would get better. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like it's hot when someone speaks another language. It

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<v Speaker 2>shows that they have like intelligence. The fact that they're

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<v Speaker 2>speaking to you in English and that's not their first language.

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<v Speaker 2>It is fit.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so embarrassed that I only speak English. So I

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<v Speaker 3>feel like I would love to go out with someone

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<v Speaker 3>who was no offense to my boyfriend. It will be

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<v Speaker 3>turned on. It would be definitely turn on. If you

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<v Speaker 3>went on a dating a guy he spoke multiple languages,

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<v Speaker 3>you'd like.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember once when I was in my ex, I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't we we'd only just got in with each other,

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<v Speaker 2>and I didn't tell him that I spoke French. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not fluent, but I can speak pretty good French. And

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<v Speaker 2>we went to France and we're in Marseille and we're

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<v Speaker 2>at this restaurant and then the way came over and

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<v Speaker 2>I just had this like completely fluent conversation with Water

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<v Speaker 2>and he was like what And I'd never told him

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<v Speaker 2>that I'd said French, and he was like, I've never

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<v Speaker 2>been more attracted to you when I am in this moment,

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<v Speaker 2>because it is fit. When you're watching someone like speak

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<v Speaker 2>in another language, you don't know what they're saying, You're like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you ever gone it with someone who's bilingual? No, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I've got. I've gone it with guys who like have

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<v Speaker 3>lived abroad when I was living abroad, and obviously they'd

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<v Speaker 3>really good English, but also like really good Spanish or

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<v Speaker 3>Portuguese whatever it is, and like I just yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 3>just's nice, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>It's great?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? Great?

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<v Speaker 3>And like, is there any nationality you'd love to date?

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<v Speaker 3>Is there anyone any like any country you've been to?

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<v Speaker 3>And you're like, the guys are just fit here. I

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<v Speaker 3>love their accent, I love everything about their culture.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I would love to have a French boyfriend,

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<v Speaker 2>like I said, because then it would be great because

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<v Speaker 2>we could have French kids, and then our kids could

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<v Speaker 2>speak French.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I also do like have like a real source for

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<v Speaker 2>American men, but obviously they speak English. But I'm very like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm an international girl. I get with people like my

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<v Speaker 2>roster is very diverse, is what I will say.

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<v Speaker 4>So, what if your like dating life?

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<v Speaker 2>Like I've been single since twenty eighteen. Okay, I know

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<v Speaker 2>I was shocked.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean that much.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been saying just twenty.

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<v Speaker 5>Most of that, I've been like, I don't really care.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not here to find someone straight away. You know,

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<v Speaker 5>most most marges end of the divorce. You're going to

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<v Speaker 5>break up at some point anyway, what's the point? Recently

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<v Speaker 5>has been like, I would like to settle down, really,

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<v Speaker 5>get a house together, really get some cats, I mean dogs.

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<v Speaker 3>Just god, he's kind of confused. He's like, oh, everything

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<v Speaker 3>ends in divorce. He's like, but I'd like to settle down,

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<v Speaker 3>get some cats, Like, dude, what do you do? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>do you want to settle down with the cats or Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>That was a big thing because I don't like cat people.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm afraid and I don't really see myself like having

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<v Speaker 2>a future with someone who likes cats. Anyway, if I

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<v Speaker 2>was going to be like mystic Meg, which and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>very good at predicting things, I feel like he will

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<v Speaker 2>get into a relationship quite soon with like a really

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<v Speaker 2>sort of pretty girl who like tans very easily, who

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<v Speaker 2>has long, straightish hair and loves cycling around and going

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<v Speaker 2>to holidays to Copenhagen and just cycling around Copenhagen, and

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<v Speaker 2>he'll get into really happy relation and they'll have children.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why I predict and cats and cats overall. Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>what was the date?

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<v Speaker 4>Like?

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<v Speaker 3>Would you go on another date?

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<v Speaker 2>I thought the day was good. I wanted to go

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<v Speaker 2>on another date with him.

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<v Speaker 3>And did he not text you or I think no?

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<v Speaker 3>I think I asked for his number and he said no.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I wanted to see him again. I would

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<v Speaker 2>have I was sorry, I would have had sex shogged him. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I think this shows me right, how actually just shallow

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<v Speaker 2>I am because I just think because he was so handsome,

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to see him again because he was really

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<v Speaker 2>good looking and he was funny, so he was he

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<v Speaker 2>was taking the piss out of me a lot, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>which I like. But I think despite those eggs, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think he was I'm on that I would ever

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<v Speaker 2>like be in a relationship with I would definitely have

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<v Speaker 2>gone on another date with him, but I believe he

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<v Speaker 2>rejected me, probably because I told him about how he

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<v Speaker 2>was eighty five times.

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<v Speaker 3>Also sorry, not only that, like you gagged every time

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<v Speaker 3>he said an interest.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I just had to swallow my tea. Yeah, I know,

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<v Speaker 2>but that's like classic me, like being like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like a six year old girl being like, ooh, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>thinking that that means that the boy fancies you next time.

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<v Speaker 2>On twenty eight Dates Later, I felt like a milk

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<v Speaker 2>on his date. I was three years older than them,

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<v Speaker 2>but I was like, I felt like, oh, I can't

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<v Speaker 2>explain it. I felt like they were obsessed with me

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<v Speaker 2>because I was older than them. Well, they're quite boyish

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<v Speaker 2>and quite like they were like so immature. It was

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<v Speaker 2>really cute.

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<v Speaker 4>Around me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a savage. Twenty eight Dates Later is produced by

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