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Speaker 1: Novel.

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Speaker 2: This show contains adult material and swearing. You have been warned.

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Speaker 2: I'm dead that I actually gagged when he said bouldering.

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Speaker 2: That's so funny from me.

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Speaker 3: No, that's it. We don't need to hear any more from.

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Speaker 2: Oh my God, having me I'm a savage. Are you

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Speaker 2: bored of modern dating? Meeting the same people from the

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Speaker 2: same apps in the same bar You've only chosen because

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Speaker 2: it's close to your house and you can make your

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Speaker 2: usual quick getaway. It's time to change the narrative on

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Speaker 2: how we find love. It's time to start looking for

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Speaker 2: love in all the wrong places. I'm going on a

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Speaker 2: wild dating adventure, only picking people who are the total

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Speaker 2: opposite of my type. And after twenty eight of these

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Speaker 2: dates two months, will I find that special someone? Or Well,

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Speaker 2: this experiment proved that I should just give up on

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Speaker 2: dating altogether. It's time to find out. I'm Grace Campbell

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Speaker 2: and this is twenty eight dates later.

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Speaker 3: Grace, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I know here. Well,

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Speaker 3: we need to get straight into this guy. You sent

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Speaker 3: me this guy's profile, Ray, and I think you've hit

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Speaker 3: the jackpart here.

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Speaker 2: He's baffing it. Ah so Ba and I'll tell you

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Speaker 2: what he was bath in person, Like I actually didn't

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Speaker 2: realize he was going to be that bar and he

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Speaker 2: was more hot in real life, especially what I'm trying

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Speaker 2: to say where.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so his profile first, Like obviously I've seen his profile.

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Speaker 3: I don't hear the date went, but like from the

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Speaker 3: get go, he is handsome, He's a vegan cyclist. There's

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Speaker 3: photos of him shopping for beans and lentils of the supermarket.

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Speaker 2: With bride flag on his face.

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Speaker 3: And then there's one where he's like fake DJing, which

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Speaker 3: not a fan.

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Speaker 2: Of but no I'm not. I'm not a fan of

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Speaker 2: that one his things.

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Speaker 3: I was looking for al pro passion fruit yogurt? Is

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Speaker 3: that like some that's Joe analogy? Okay, I think it's

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Speaker 3: a joke. Right. Is he French?

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Speaker 2: I thought he was maybe going to be French he

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Speaker 2: works for a French vegan company. Well, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I spoke better French than him, but he was ba right,

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Speaker 2: So he turned up. Yeah, he had cycled to the date, which,

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Speaker 2: I will be honest is a bit of a nick

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Speaker 2: for me. I don't like people turning up to meet

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Speaker 2: me sweaty, I'm afraid, but he came and he had

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Speaker 2: brought me a present.

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Speaker 3: Is this the first present you've got?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I think so. Yeah, I think this is yeah,

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Speaker 2: And can we, by the way, can we normalize bringing

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Speaker 2: gifts on a first day? I think it's really chic.

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Speaker 3: And so he's also a bold vegan. What's bouldering?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 2: So bouldering is basically like rock climbing, but they don't

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Speaker 2: have to attach themselves to anything. It's like rock climbing

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Speaker 2: without like going as high.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I was thinking that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So I would say the bouldering and the cycling

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Speaker 2: things are both massive inchs of mine. I want stated

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Speaker 2: somebody who was really into rock climbing, and by what.

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Speaker 3: I'm into hiking and rock climbing.

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Speaker 2: Hiking is different. I love hiking, but the whole culture

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Speaker 2: around going to these places where they go in London

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Speaker 2: to go climbing does quite give me the ick. It's

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Speaker 2: not like the actual thing itself, it's the way that

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Speaker 2: people talk about it and have like their little fucking

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Speaker 2: climbing shoes attached to their backpack while they're cycling along.

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Speaker 2: It's like you've got the bingo card of like all

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Speaker 2: of the things you can be to be like, hit,

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Speaker 2: do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: I have a question.

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Speaker 2: What was the gift? So he brought me vegan bacon

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Speaker 2: from the company that he works for, and he said

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Speaker 2: that he had a friend who was a fan of mine.

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Speaker 3: O great snow fence. That wasn't a present. They're just

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Speaker 3: trying to get you to post a bit.

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Speaker 2: No I know, I know, No I know, And do

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Speaker 2: you know what was? I haven't because they haven't paid me.

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Speaker 3: Also, did you try?

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Speaker 2: It wasn't nice? It's banging. Bacon is banging. I've been

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Speaker 2: eating it loads. It is banging, okay, but I'm not

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Speaker 2: posting about it because you.

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Speaker 3: Know you're gonna have to text me the brand because

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Speaker 3: I love.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's banging. It's really bad.

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Speaker 3: That is today's sponsor. Today's sponsor. It is vegan bacon.

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Speaker 3: And the brand is actually called banging because you keep

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Speaker 3: saying it.

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Speaker 4: So you cycled over?

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Speaker 5: Why tell me why you hate cyclists.

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Speaker 2: I just don't like dating people who buy bikes everywhere

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Speaker 2: because I find it really inconvenient annoying. How do you

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Speaker 2: move around and somebody's got a bike that's more more

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Speaker 2: a bit?

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Speaker 4: So what do you do?

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Speaker 5: I work for a company they make vegan bacon. The

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Speaker 5: reason I got this bag is two.

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Speaker 2: Things go on. It's got loads of vegan bacon in it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, only show me show bacon signing whether or not

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Speaker 5: you deserve to have.

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Speaker 2: Never had any desire for vegan bacon. Are you vegan?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: You're vegan? Okay, So my bag is insulated. Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: that's like a deliver bag. That's like a bag.

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Speaker 5: Deliver Wow, which, if anything, it's good.

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Speaker 2: For to I love the He had one of those bags.

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Speaker 2: It was like a backpack, but then he opened it

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Speaker 2: and it was like a cooler bag inside the backpack

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Speaker 2: to transport all his vegan bacon. He's obviously like taking

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Speaker 2: around all his dates. Don't you think he's got a

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Speaker 2: cute voice as well?

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Speaker 3: He does?

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Speaker 2: Just me, he was.

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Speaker 4: He had like a cute voice.

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Speaker 2: I liked the way that he spoke.

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Speaker 3: So he works for a vegan bacon company.

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Speaker 2: Rod stopped looking the vegan bacon company. They haven't even

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Speaker 2: paid us.

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Speaker 3: He cycles everywhere like you and him. You and him

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Speaker 3: could just get a tricycle. Oh my god, you could

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Speaker 3: have a whole life. Oh it could be sponsored by

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Speaker 3: the vegan bacon people and you can be tricycleaning around

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Speaker 2: I can't tell you how unwell that makes me feel

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Speaker 2: as a concept.

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Speaker 3: You kind of have the same hair.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. We did have the same hair. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Grace, did you tell him how good looking he was?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, we're you always very good looking? What you're

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Speaker 2: very good looking? But you've you've got like a very

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Speaker 2: like structurally good face than you were. You've always been

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Speaker 2: looking like at school where you've been looking.

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Speaker 5: I've always had good feedback from the Grandmass. They've always

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Speaker 5: they've always been like, oh, gorgeous boy. But then I

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Speaker 5: kind of realized I say that to everyone.

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Speaker 2: I think you're very attractive. Thanks. I think I am

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Speaker 2: as well. I don't doubt that. But no nobody ever

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Speaker 5: Well, maybe there isn't someone attractive famous person. I got

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Speaker 5: it quite flustered, so I've not checked my face.

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Speaker 2: Really hot, I thought, so. I was actually flustered when

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Speaker 2: you came in. Yeah, you're really good looking, and I've

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Speaker 2: got grace relaxed, Relax, Relax, Jesus, Grace. This is why

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Speaker 2: I'm single. I have no call, and I fancy someone.

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Speaker 3: I just made him.

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Speaker 2: Did he go right?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: He was really flustered. Yeah, he was really flustered.

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Speaker 3: You can tell, you can tell.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't believe I did that. But that's why

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Speaker 2: I do. This is a problem, Like, this is why

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Speaker 2: Like when I don't like someone, I don't like them,

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Speaker 2: but then they think I like them. When I like someone,

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Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god, you're so hot, That's what

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Speaker 2: I say. I'm like, oh my god, I fancy you

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Speaker 3: So, like he seems like a pretty tame guy in that,

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Speaker 3: like he's ticked all your ickboxes, which means he's probably

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Speaker 3: actually a really nice guy. Was there anything? Was there

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Speaker 3: anything that he did that wasn't like, I mean actual flag.

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Speaker 2: So it was going really well, and I was like,

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Speaker 2: I want to fuck this guy, was what I was feeling.

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Speaker 2: I was very attracted to him. And then he started

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Speaker 2: telling me that he is a spoken word poet.

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Speaker 4: Basically, do you like comedy? Do you have what comedy?

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Speaker 5: I also try and do some stand up, not stand

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Speaker 5: up for poetry.

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Speaker 4: I really.

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Speaker 5: Let's just say hot takes on injustices that I turned

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Speaker 2: Well, hopefully you can destigmatized spoken word for me. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: but the spoken world is a huge it's a hugely

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Speaker 5: In my beautiful bowl on the plates, lonesome chip doesn't

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Speaker 2: It's just good. Tell me where to stop now, you

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Speaker 2: carry on if you on? Yeah, why do you do

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Speaker 2: a bespoke home about me? That kind of was It

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Speaker 2: was about a lonely bowl of chip. Really, that's been

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Speaker 3: No, we don't need to hear any more from him,

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Speaker 3: that was it. No, he went too far. Yeah, no, No,

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Speaker 3: it just reminds me. We've seen ankor mean where it's like,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the thing is right, it's so hard. Yeah, because

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Speaker 2: I respect people who are like creating stuff, Yeah, I do.

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Speaker 2: I like poetry a lot, Right, There's something about the

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Speaker 2: spoken word format that does give me the because I

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Speaker 2: think some of the people that do it are quite icky.

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Speaker 2: But I didn't not respect it. The only thing that

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Speaker 2: I hated about that bit was not even his impromptu

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Speaker 2: about injustices. I could tell who was reading me a

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Speaker 2: I was like, I don't want to hear your poetry

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Speaker 3: Are you someone who's into romantic gestures? Would you be

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Speaker 3: into that? No?

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Speaker 4: Absolutely not.

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Speaker 2: I once got serenaded by a guy like he's playing

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Speaker 2: his guitar. I was breaking up with him, and he

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Speaker 2: started playing his guitar and he started playing me a

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Speaker 2: Dennis Brown song, which like a Jamaican singer, like old

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Speaker 2: is singing like I am great. It makes me so

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Speaker 2: uncomfortable when anybody does anything like that. I used to

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Speaker 2: have this ongoing joke with my ex boyfriend because he

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Speaker 2: knew how much I hate that stuff. So whenever we'd

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Speaker 2: be like in a public place, he'd pretend to propose me,

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Speaker 2: and I'd be like, oh.

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Speaker 3: My god, sorry, like you're trying to break up with

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Speaker 2: So unwall it was. It was so horrific.

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Speaker 3: So I'm guessing if you were ever being proposed to,

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Speaker 3: you'd prefer to get proposed to in.

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Speaker 2: Private, Yes, definitely.

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Speaker 2: Anything worse than being out every evening by the week,

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Speaker 5: Busy do you know what, I every night of the week,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, it goes hand in hand with people

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Speaker 3: in my eyes, I'm the grave, you're listen, you're a cooman,

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Speaker 3: you're bouldering, you're cycling, you love tofu. You feel like

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Speaker 2: said bouldering. That's so funny for me. Huge respect, Grace,

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I just I've met so many of

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Speaker 2: but like I aspired to having a Lamborghini rules like

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Speaker 5: No, I lived in apparently the gastronomic central of the

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Speaker 2: And did you get really good at friends? We're doing

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Speaker 5: No, I wasn't still biology. Yeah, but they gave you

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Speaker 3: I snapped that up. That's my favorite place.

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Speaker 2: The mass accent is really strong. It's like basically the

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Speaker 5: France, so you know French just from holiday?

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Speaker 1: No, well, I you too are going to do Sorry,

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Speaker 3: He's bilingual? Is that a turn on for you?

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Speaker 2: I would love to go out with someone who spoke

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Speaker 2: It is fit.

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Speaker 3: I'm so embarrassed that I only speak English. So I

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Speaker 2: I remember once when I was in my ex, I

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Speaker 2: we went to France and we're in Marseille and we're

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Speaker 3: Have you ever gone it with someone who's bilingual? No, yeah,

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Speaker 3: I've got. I've gone it with guys who like have

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Speaker 2: It's great?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Great?

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Speaker 3: And like, is there any nationality you'd love to date?

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Speaker 3: Is there anyone any like any country you've been to?

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Speaker 3: And you're like, the guys are just fit here. I

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Speaker 2: I mean, I would love to have a French boyfriend,

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Speaker 2: like I said, because then it would be great because

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Speaker 2: we could have French kids, and then our kids could

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Speaker 2: I also do like have like a real source for

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Speaker 2: I'm an international girl. I get with people like my

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Speaker 4: So, what if your like dating life?

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Speaker 2: Like I've been single since twenty eighteen. Okay, I know

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Speaker 2: I was shocked.

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Speaker 4: I mean that much.

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Speaker 2: I've been saying just twenty.

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Speaker 5: Most of that, I've been like, I don't really care.

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Speaker 5: I'm not here to find someone straight away. You know,

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Speaker 5: most most marges end of the divorce. You're going to

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Speaker 3: Just god, he's kind of confused. He's like, oh, everything

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Speaker 3: ends in divorce. He's like, but I'd like to settle down,

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Speaker 3: do you want to settle down with the cats or Yeah?

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Speaker 2: That was a big thing because I don't like cat people.

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Speaker 2: I'm afraid and I don't really see myself like having

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Speaker 2: That's why I predict and cats and cats overall. Hey,

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Speaker 2: what was the date?

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Speaker 4: Like?

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Speaker 3: Would you go on another date?

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Speaker 2: I thought the day was good. I wanted to go

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Speaker 3: And did he not text you or I think no?

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Speaker 3: I think I asked for his number and he said no.

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Speaker 2: I think I wanted to see him again. I would

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Speaker 2: I think this shows me right, how actually just shallow

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Speaker 2: I am because I just think because he was so handsome,

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Speaker 3: Also sorry, not only that, like you gagged every time

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Speaker 3: he said an interest.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I just had to swallow my tea. Yeah, I know,

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Speaker 2: but that's like classic me, like being like, you know,

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Speaker 2: thinking that that means that the boy fancies you next time.

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Speaker 2: On twenty eight Dates Later, I felt like a milk

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Speaker 2: but I was like, I felt like, oh, I can't

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Speaker 2: because I was older than them. Well, they're quite boyish

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