1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI away now offering free remote 2 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:06,280 Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense. 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:08,960 Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,119 Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d 5 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:16,639 Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away time for 6 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:20,080 Speaker 1: your phone tap and be honest. Okay, raise your hand. 7 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:22,480 Speaker 1: If you've ever faked sick to get out of going 8 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:27,560 Speaker 1: to work, Oh, all times? Oh my god? Yeah really 9 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:33,440 Speaker 1: maybe here everywhere. Yeah, I've called in sick before, for sure. 10 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:36,400 Speaker 1: I think why would you? Why would you not use 11 00:00:36,479 --> 00:00:38,199 Speaker 1: your sick days? Now we get in limited days, so 12 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:40,440 Speaker 1: I don't do it anymore. It's really weird. But like 13 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:42,800 Speaker 1: back in the day when there was only like six days, 14 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:46,760 Speaker 1: I was like, oh shoot, I got two extra sick days. Yes, 15 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:49,000 Speaker 1: all right, Well now raise your hand. If you're a 16 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:52,080 Speaker 1: significant other, ever had a radio station bust you for 17 00:00:52,159 --> 00:00:56,240 Speaker 1: faking sick as part of a prank o, No hands 18 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:59,120 Speaker 1: on that. Well, that's about to happen today when we 19 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:01,280 Speaker 1: call a guy who early in the week told his 20 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:04,040 Speaker 1: boss that he wasn't feeling well just so he could 21 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:09,080 Speaker 1: spend more time at home playing video games. Yea good idea. 22 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:11,720 Speaker 1: He mentioned to his girlfriend that he's been practicing his 23 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:16,800 Speaker 1: fake cough just in case someone contacts Wow, that is 24 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:20,280 Speaker 1: so much. That is too much. Well, now he's about 25 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:22,600 Speaker 1: to get more than he bargained for because the company's 26 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:27,240 Speaker 1: hired some outside help, and this person takes no prisoners. 27 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:30,759 Speaker 1: It's the return of Clover in a brand new phone. 28 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:40,720 Speaker 1: Tap right now, tap on the twenties. Hello, boy, is 29 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:46,400 Speaker 1: this Benjamin? Yeah? This to see? Who is this? Me? 30 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:50,800 Speaker 1: Name's Frank. I'm a private investigate hired by your company. 31 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:55,720 Speaker 1: What I by my company? I heard you called in 32 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:59,480 Speaker 1: sick a couple of days ago and under very let's say, 33 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:07,200 Speaker 1: suspicious circumstances. Suspicious what your company? They hired me to 34 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:11,440 Speaker 1: make sure you're being truthful about you so called sickness. 35 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:15,280 Speaker 1: Are you serious right now? Do I sound like a 36 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:19,280 Speaker 1: person who likes to joke around? Ben? I guess not. 37 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:24,679 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Who are you Me? Name's Frank, but me 38 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:28,520 Speaker 1: mates call me Clover. But that doesn't matter, mate, i'd 39 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:31,079 Speaker 1: I'll be asking the questions from here on out. All right, 40 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:35,400 Speaker 1: I'm just trying to sleep. I'm still trying to figure 41 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:37,760 Speaker 1: out what what's going on. Why don't you give me 42 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:40,720 Speaker 1: your version of things and I'll be the judge of 43 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:43,800 Speaker 1: who's telling the truth and all. I'm not lying. I 44 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:47,680 Speaker 1: woke up feeling terrible two days ago running a fever 45 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:53,680 Speaker 1: popped up everywhere. If you have a fever, what's your temperature? Like? Huh, 46 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:57,080 Speaker 1: I don't remember my temperature? Or why is my company 47 00:02:57,120 --> 00:03:01,160 Speaker 1: doing that? What a coincidence? I ask for one simple answer, 48 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:05,040 Speaker 1: and you can't even tell me what your fever was like? Huh? Weird? 49 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:07,560 Speaker 1: It was like one on one or something. I don't 50 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:11,160 Speaker 1: I don't know. Okay, that's a fever. Did you take 51 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:15,919 Speaker 1: that orally or rectally? Excuse me, I'll ask you one 52 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:17,840 Speaker 1: more time. Did you take it in the mouth or 53 00:03:17,919 --> 00:03:20,840 Speaker 1: up the bum? Just the normal one in your mouth? 54 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:24,280 Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sick, I don't. I don't know what 55 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:26,320 Speaker 1: you want me to tell you think you're sick? Huh, 56 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:29,960 Speaker 1: I'll tell you about being sick. Keep talking about try 57 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:33,000 Speaker 1: fourteen days on a Chinese fishing boat with a case 58 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:37,360 Speaker 1: of turtle pox, throwing up, soiling yourself so violently, I'd 59 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:39,360 Speaker 1: had to tie you up in a sting ray net. 60 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:43,480 Speaker 1: Now that's sick, mate. Oh here it is again the 61 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:46,160 Speaker 1: fake coughing. I you know you think I'm in a 62 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:51,360 Speaker 1: fall for that? Man. Yeah, you're good ACTI mate. Oh 63 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:55,680 Speaker 1: I can do that too, look at me, But I'm 64 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:59,000 Speaker 1: perfectly healthy. I just need it. Going to sleep, Okay. 65 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:01,880 Speaker 1: I don't really care who you are anymore. Okay, listen, 66 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:04,680 Speaker 1: Other than sleep, what else have you done to help 67 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:09,960 Speaker 1: yourself recover? With you? I'm drinking on water. You know 68 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:15,160 Speaker 1: you gotta do that, Walter, Any medications. I've taken a 69 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:18,880 Speaker 1: couple of toms. Tom's satisfying for you to hear. No, 70 00:04:19,279 --> 00:04:21,559 Speaker 1: might as well be eating gummy bears. You need something. 71 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:26,200 Speaker 1: I'll really help you, mate. What's that? What would you suggest? Leeches? 72 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:30,080 Speaker 1: This is how do you think I got rid of them? 73 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:32,920 Speaker 1: Turtle parks? You put the leeches on your body. They 74 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:35,320 Speaker 1: suck the back with the name of your company. It 75 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:37,920 Speaker 1: doesn't matter my own name of my company. This is 76 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:40,520 Speaker 1: about you and your company. It kind of does, because 77 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:44,440 Speaker 1: I'm starting to question how real you are, sir. I'm 78 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:47,159 Speaker 1: telling me about turtle parks trying to put leeches on 79 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:49,760 Speaker 1: my body. I'm sorry, all right, you want to get 80 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:52,440 Speaker 1: back to playing video games because I've been watching you 81 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:56,680 Speaker 1: all morning? And I see you playing Call of duty. Um, okay, 82 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:59,680 Speaker 1: that's crossing a line. How are you watching me? You 83 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:03,600 Speaker 1: get insensitive now. It's probably because you kill death ratios rubbish. 84 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:06,000 Speaker 1: You see you know a plak call of duty. This 85 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:08,920 Speaker 1: is creepy, man. I know you're playing Call of daily 86 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:11,880 Speaker 1: because your girl from Mia told me she's been doing 87 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:18,360 Speaker 1: reconnaissance for me all morning. Beer dude, it's all a joke. Man. 88 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:21,159 Speaker 1: Jose from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, 89 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:22,760 Speaker 1: we're doing a phone tap on you. Man. It's a 90 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:27,920 Speaker 1: break phone call. God. Your girlfriend Mia actually set you out. Man. 91 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,600 Speaker 1: She said you've been faking sick to work just so 92 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:32,040 Speaker 1: you can up a few days off. And do you 93 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:36,680 Speaker 1: want us to call you out? Man? Oh, here we 94 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:40,000 Speaker 1: go with the fake coffing again. You go get some 95 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,800 Speaker 1: rest and feel better. I'll keep God watch over you 96 00:05:42,839 --> 00:05:44,800 Speaker 1: to make sure no one sneaks up on your man. 97 00:05:46,839 --> 00:05:48,800 Speaker 1: And if you need a temperature check, holler at me. 98 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:56,160 Speaker 1: I'll be right outside your door. Jesus wake up every 99 00:05:56,200 --> 00:06:00,360 Speaker 1: morning with phone taps on the twenties broking every in 100 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:00,880 Speaker 1: the morning.