Speaker 1: Brooking Jewels second d D. My philosophy is you always
Speaker 1: have to approach a date like a sale, right. You
Speaker 1: gotta always be closed, always be closed. It's a first
Speaker 1: date is all about how you close the thing down, right.
Speaker 1: Jose went on a date recently and the girl refused
Speaker 1: to kiss him. Yeah, and it really bugged you. Yeah did,
Speaker 1: because we had every single bit of chemistry you could
Speaker 1: other than the kiss. And that's that's the way that
Speaker 1: I like to close first dates by not kissing. That
Speaker 1: is not true at all. It just makes them feel insecure,
Speaker 1: and then you're gonna get a second date because they
Speaker 1: were like, what's what's wrong with me? I have to
Speaker 1: go out with him again? To see I see? I
Speaker 1: told you. Thomas is on the phone with us right now.
Speaker 1: Thomas had a little problem closing his date, right Thomas. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's up, broken Jewels? What's up? Man? So tell us
Speaker 1: about your date with Danielle. How'd that go? It's awesome? Um,
Speaker 1: she showed up and I stilly s figure in the face.
Speaker 1: What is that code for something? What do you what
Speaker 1: do you mean? I don't know. I just spratted in
Speaker 1: the space and we started cracking up. It was just
Speaker 1: a perfect start, so you but you bought silly string
Speaker 1: and then that's the first thing you did to introduce yourself.
Speaker 1: Oh no, well, nero not exchanging you know, emails, and
Speaker 1: then we ended up texting back and force. She seemed
Speaker 1: to be edgy and funny that way, so I just
Speaker 1: went with it. And then you pulled out the whoopie
Speaker 1: cushion and things got crazy. And what was the reaction
Speaker 1: to that? She was really surprised. She wasn't expecting. Yeah, normally,
Speaker 1: when you meet some for a day, you don't expect
Speaker 1: him to spray stuff in your face right away. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: everything is good. So where'd you guys go after you
Speaker 1: doused her and silly string? I'm I'm not really the
Speaker 1: best dancer, but I thought it would be kind of
Speaker 1: fun to try sling dancing. So I ended up looking
Speaker 1: some time at a dance studio right near there that
Speaker 1: we took a lesson together, and we basically just kind
Speaker 1: of stumbled our ways through the entire lesson and we
Speaker 1: were cracking up about that too. But try it out
Speaker 1: to be a lot of fun. We had a good time.
Speaker 1: I think that's a great I mean, you get physical
Speaker 1: contact that way. You get some intimacy. Totally. That's an
Speaker 1: awesome date. So what happened at the end of the night.
Speaker 1: Tell us about how you closed your date and it
Speaker 1: didn't go so well? Okay, So because the energy was
Speaker 1: so high and we were cracking up the whole time,
Speaker 1: I just I kind of stayed with that vibe. It's
Speaker 1: kind of like the edgy, sarcastic and so if I
Speaker 1: walked into the car, I just kind of tagged it, well,
Speaker 1: I guess this didn't go as bad as I thought
Speaker 1: it would. Oh, and that's when everything just kind of dropped.
Speaker 1: It was a joke, but she was just kind of
Speaker 1: telling her face changed and I'm like, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I was totally joking around and it kind of awkward.
Speaker 1: So she didn't pick up on your joke there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's kind of like the playground schools DOT where
Speaker 1: you like kind of like trip a girl and pull
Speaker 1: her hair a little bit to tell her that you
Speaker 1: like her. Yeah, what was the reaction after you said that, Well,
Speaker 1: she just kind of her face just kind of changed
Speaker 1: and she's like, Okay, thanks for thanks for the date,
Speaker 1: and then you've got her car. So it's kind of
Speaker 1: like a better step into her beau and she drove off.
Speaker 1: No kiss or anything, huh nothing, No, Okay, sometimes women
Speaker 1: are sensitive. I don't know if you know that, but
Speaker 1: you have to be careful with sarcasm. Thanks for the
Speaker 1: date is like the worst line you could end on.
Speaker 1: How many times have you tried to get a hold
Speaker 1: of her? I texted her twice and that's it. Haven't
Speaker 1: gotten any response. Okay, well we're gonna play a song,
Speaker 1: come back, call her and get your second date. Update. Okay, okay, thankys, right,
Speaker 1: hang on it. Get jazzy only brooking jubil in the morning.
Speaker 1: Second update, it's time for your second part of the
Speaker 1: second day. At update today, we've got the life of
Speaker 1: the party. That's what I'm calling him, Thomas on the line.
Speaker 1: I say that because Thomas is clearly one of those
Speaker 1: guys who's just always on. I think um. He went
Speaker 1: out with a girl named Danielle the first movie made.
Speaker 1: When he showed up to pick her up, sprayed her
Speaker 1: in the face with silly strings. The date went well,
Speaker 1: he said, they had a lot of fun. That silly
Speaker 1: string thing didn't bother like you'd figure it would bother
Speaker 1: most people. And then at the end of the date,
Speaker 1: he made a little joke to her, Thomas, what was
Speaker 1: your joke again? Why don't you tell us? Oh? I
Speaker 1: said something like guess and didn't go as bad as
Speaker 1: I expected to. Yeah, And then her jaw dropped and
Speaker 1: she said, all right, well, I'm on the go. And
Speaker 1: he hasn't heard her since. Thomas. In my opinion, you
Speaker 1: sound like one of those guys who's just NonStop. Has
Speaker 1: anybody ever asked you to kind of tone it down
Speaker 1: a little bit? Yeah? No, I think the first answer
Speaker 1: was probably more. I mean, she's just a cool girl.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm going after this because I think she's worth it. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's emotional. Get her on the phone right now. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: can I speak to Danielle. This is Danielle. Hey, how
Speaker 1: are you? This is Jewil from brook and Jewil in
Speaker 1: the Morning on Moving ninety two point five. Okay, what's
Speaker 1: going on? And nothing? Why are you calling me? I'm
Speaker 1: calling you because you recently went out on a date
Speaker 1: with a friend of mine. He's a real funny guy.
Speaker 1: His name is Thomas, and you kind of been blowing
Speaker 1: him off. We're wondering why. Oh, I'll explain a little more. Okay,
Speaker 1: So it's a second we do on our show called
Speaker 1: the Second Date Update. Thomas is wondering if he did
Speaker 1: something wrong on your date. Is there a specific reason
Speaker 1: that you don't want to see him again, or that
Speaker 1: you haven't been answering his emails or texts? This is
Speaker 1: kind of awkward. Oh my gosh, was it fun? It
Speaker 1: was okay, it wasn't exactly what I was expecting. Can
Speaker 1: I ask you this question? What was your first reaction
Speaker 1: when he showed up and sprayed you was silly stream
Speaker 1: right away? Oh so he told you, yeah he did.
Speaker 1: He actually said that you weren't phazed by it and
Speaker 1: thought it was funny. Well, I was a little surprised. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean here, I loved going out on the state
Speaker 1: and I you know, spent an hour getting ready and
Speaker 1: then he flashing me in the space. I just put
Speaker 1: on my big girl's dace and tried to move on.
Speaker 1: You didn't enjoy it as much as he thought you did,
Speaker 1: because he said you were good sport about it. You
Speaker 1: thought it was really funny. Then you went out on
Speaker 1: your date and continued to just have the best time
Speaker 1: with lots of laughs and entertainment. By Thomas really. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, it wasn't a fabulous state. It wasn't the
Speaker 1: worst date I've ever had, But you know, he was
Speaker 1: he was nice looking, he wasn't he wasn't rude. I mean,
Speaker 1: he has a very odd sense of humor. But all right, well,
Speaker 1: all that stuff that you said right there would be like,
Speaker 1: why not give him another shot? Yeah? Well, I'm just
Speaker 1: kind of worried about what he does. I mean, I
Speaker 1: I just don't think that we could, I don't know,
Speaker 1: have a future. You mean what he does for a living,
Speaker 1: you know, like his job, Well, he had a pretty
Speaker 1: good job. He told me that he used to be
Speaker 1: a bank teller, but he had just quit his job
Speaker 1: to become a full time phenomenon. Full time what exactly
Speaker 1: time phenomena? I don't know how one gets a job
Speaker 1: as a full time phenomena. It sounds great. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: really relieved to hear you guys say that, because I
Speaker 1: thought I was losing my mind. I had no idea
Speaker 1: what he was talking about. So I asked him, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: and what did he say a full time phenomenon does? Well?
Speaker 1: He told me that he was dedicating all of his
Speaker 1: time except for the time he was spending on the
Speaker 1: state to becoming the next YouTube sensation. It pays well
Speaker 1: if you can, if you can succeed at it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you don't see a big future in that. Huh. No,
Speaker 1: I was slightly worried that there had been a hitting
Speaker 1: camera on us the whole time, Like his sensation that
Speaker 1: he does these jokes things to girls on first date.
Speaker 1: You were totally good with it when we were hanging
Speaker 1: out that day on the date. That's Thomas, Danielle. He
Speaker 1: has actually been on the other line listening this whole time,
Speaker 1: or should I call him the phenomenon? We're is wrong
Speaker 1: with me pursuing my passion to be what I think
Speaker 1: I am supposed to be. I don't know. You know what, honestly,
Speaker 1: I don't have a problem with it. I've just never
Speaker 1: heard anybody refer to themselves as wanting to become a phenomenon.
Speaker 1: If you want to make money I do on YouTube videos,
Speaker 1: I'm perfectly fine with that if you can do it.
Speaker 1: I mean, what kind of stuff does Thomas offer up
Speaker 1: to the internet. It's it's kind of hard to describe
Speaker 1: exactly what it is that I do, but I can
Speaker 1: tell you this all of the sound effects of my
Speaker 1: videos I do myself. I do them with my mouth
Speaker 1: all right away. It could be cool. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I still don't really know what to do, but it
Speaker 1: is cool. It's always good when you can't describe it,
Speaker 1: you see what I mean. I'm not the only one,
Speaker 1: you know. People just don't understand exactly what it is
Speaker 1: that you do. It's sort of like in a gray area.
Speaker 1: I mean, I am supportive. I think that that dreams
Speaker 1: are important, but I just don't quite understand if you
Speaker 1: can put your dream on a resume or I just
Speaker 1: don't really know what you're going for. I'm going for awesome.
Speaker 1: I think that's that's what we're all going for. Thomas's
Speaker 1: going for awesome, And yeah, no one out there like me.
Speaker 1: I don't doubt that. I think that you are unique
Speaker 1: and wonderful. But can't you be wonderful like at a
Speaker 1: regular money earning job while you do your other great
Speaker 1: stuff on the side. That brings me to my question, Thomas,
Speaker 1: how much does a phenomenon get? Hey? Like, what are
Speaker 1: you pulling down as a phenomenon? Phenomenon does not discuss
Speaker 1: his income? Okay, Danielle, is there any way that you
Speaker 1: could look past his passion of youtubing and try to
Speaker 1: go out with him again. I don't know. I mean, look,
Speaker 1: it sounds like it's really a big passion in his
Speaker 1: and something he really really wants to do, and I'm
Speaker 1: all for that. I'm so supportive, but it's like he said,
Speaker 1: he wants to spend twenty four seven doing this. I
Speaker 1: don't want to be the next year Tube sensation. So
Speaker 1: I don't really know how I would fit into his
Speaker 1: twenty four seven plan if that's what he's doing all
Speaker 1: the time. So maybe I'm just not the right person
Speaker 1: for him. Well perfect At this point, I'd like to
Speaker 1: ask you if you'll go out on a second date
Speaker 1: with him then, because I will pay for it. If
Speaker 1: you'll go out with Thomas one more time, I'll leave
Speaker 1: the can of silly string at home, I promise. I
Speaker 1: just don't think that, you know, I can go home
Speaker 1: and say, Mom, meet my boyfriend Jeeves. That's a phenomenon. Well, Thomas,
Speaker 1: you did not get your second date. I guess it's
Speaker 1: gonna have to be all good, you know what, thought, Hey, Thomas,
Speaker 1: this can still be a win for you. Danielle. Yeah,
Speaker 1: will you subscribe to Thomas's YouTube channel. Absolutely, I would
Speaker 1: one hundred percent subscribe to There you go, Thomas, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we got your YouTube subscriber. Awesome. A broken jewel in
Speaker 1: the morning,