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Speaker 1: to Jesse and Arlington in Arlington, Virginia. Thank you for
Speaker 1: coming to see me at the Arlington Drafthouse. And this
Speaker 1: is day dates versus dinner dates. Now, josh you've been
Speaker 1: on dates before? Soon? Yes, we hope. Now, I think
Speaker 1: I have a feeling an inclination, a little tickle in
Speaker 1: my ear. Yeah, okay about what I think think you
Speaker 1: might pick. But tell the people, Joshua, Yeah, yeah, what
Speaker 1: as a former trader Joe's employee, Like, what does that
Speaker 1: even have to do with it? Was out here try
Speaker 1: to date people? Wow, what do you prefer? Day dates
Speaker 1: or dinner dates? Okay, m While I believe that both
Speaker 1: of these dates are important. I truly believe that they're
Speaker 1: both important. I think that for your peace of mind,
Speaker 1: for your time, and for your overall day as an individual,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with day dates. All right, you said
Speaker 1: day dates. I can explain what I heard. What I
Speaker 1: heard was I don't have any money. No, no, that's
Speaker 1: not what it is. I promise the day date is
Speaker 1: done by the man who only wants to get coffee
Speaker 1: because he doesn't want to invest money into trying to
Speaker 1: see my vagine. No, no, said he can spend seven
Speaker 1: twenty five at a Starbucks and then maybe your day
Speaker 1: or later na be no, no, no, let's be very
Speaker 1: clear here. Okay, I just said both dates were important.
Speaker 1: I didn't say they weren't. I am saying that for
Speaker 1: your day as the individual, I can't explain. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying that no one that loves day dates isn't broke,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm not. I'm not gonna be out here
Speaker 1: telling you that no one that loves day dates has
Speaker 1: no money. That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying functionally. Functionally,
Speaker 1: I think that it's it's an easier and it's a
Speaker 1: better impression. Tell us about your poverty. Go ahead, my poverty,
Speaker 1: like that this is my thing. I'm not even Wow. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I'm not even cold. I'm just trying to protect
Speaker 1: myself from all the things you're about to say. Wow,
Speaker 1: this is like both calmly and like and this is
Speaker 1: like maybe the most sideways you've ever covered me, Like
Speaker 1: like this is actually this is actually wild because you're
Speaker 1: not like you're not yelling or anything. You're not you know,
Speaker 1: be a be a belligerent or anything. You're very calmly
Speaker 1: coming truly for my neck like it like, and I don't, wow,
Speaker 1: where's all this coming from. I'll tell you what. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you why. Okay. I believe that a lot
Speaker 1: of pressure is put on people. And this is like
Speaker 1: everything that I'm describing right now is going to be genderless. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about all of dating. I'm talking about everybody
Speaker 1: who does date. All right, there's an incredible amount of
Speaker 1: pressure and there's an incredible amount of anxiety around just
Speaker 1: dates in general, first dates especially. Okay, I think that
Speaker 1: rather when I look at myself as an individual and
Speaker 1: what it was like in Chicago when I was dating
Speaker 1: and stuff like that, I think that it is a
Speaker 1: much easier thing to start your date because the benefit
Speaker 1: that I think that day dates have that dinner dates
Speaker 1: don't night dates don't, is that if we hang out
Speaker 1: long enough, it goes into the night. You know, if
Speaker 1: you're having a good time, if you're having a good
Speaker 1: time and you and you enjoy my company, we're we're
Speaker 1: into the night date. Now now we're gonna go get dinner,
Speaker 1: you know. And I think that you also lessen the
Speaker 1: amount of anxiety you have throughout the day, because when
Speaker 1: you do have a night date, like a dinner date,
Speaker 1: you're worried about that thing all day, especially if you
Speaker 1: really like the person or you really want them to
Speaker 1: like you. That's anxiety driving all day. So you nip
Speaker 1: some of that in the bud by starting the date,
Speaker 1: like you woke up, you had your breakfast, maybe you
Speaker 1: worked out, maybe you just you know, went to you know,
Speaker 1: work or something. Especially if this, if this day date
Speaker 1: is on a weekend, you did a couple things and
Speaker 1: then you met someone and you met up and you
Speaker 1: were able. In my opinion, there are better activities to
Speaker 1: do during the day than there are at night sometimes,
Speaker 1: So if I want to take you on a like
Speaker 1: an event, there's like there's concerts at night, there's comedy
Speaker 1: shows at night, there's there's all this stuff. But you
Speaker 1: can actually have an experience with a person in a
Speaker 1: day date that I think in dinner dates you're limited.
Speaker 1: And also with late night dates or nighttime dates, you
Speaker 1: do start to have the pressures of like, okay, where
Speaker 1: are we going to end up? Where's this going? Whereas
Speaker 1: I think in a day date you talked about the
Speaker 1: broke dudes, I think in the day day you you
Speaker 1: either have to really believe in yourself or you have
Speaker 1: to be having the best date of all times to
Speaker 1: think that you're gonna pull a bedroom out of this date.
Speaker 1: If y'all met up at two pm, that's That's all
Speaker 1: I'm saying, is that, I think a nighttime date if
Speaker 1: we're meeting up at ten. If if you're going on
Speaker 1: a date with someone and y'all are meeting up at
Speaker 1: nine to have dinner, right see, No, No, it's almost
Speaker 1: bed time to begin with. No, you can't meet that
Speaker 1: late for dinner date. You can't meet that late. I'm
Speaker 1: just but night is night to me, night is night.
Speaker 1: A point we all know that going to dinner at
Speaker 1: seven and going to dinner at ten one, there's a
Speaker 1: whole different class restaurant. Yeah, I got a restaurants closed
Speaker 1: at ten If I'm mean dinner at ten. I see
Speaker 1: what you're saying now, arm Like I've gone to I've
Speaker 1: had daytime dates, like had brunch, um gone to the
Speaker 1: belt line here and walked around with some dude, got
Speaker 1: all my steps in that day. I'll tell you that
Speaker 1: damn much. But oh oh, I will offer up one
Speaker 1: last thing, because I don't I don't I apologize for interrupted,
Speaker 1: but I do want to offer up one last thing.
Speaker 1: When you are on a day date, the ability to
Speaker 1: split with these go sideways goes up exponentially because when
Speaker 1: you have a nighttime date, yes you have a nighttime date,
Speaker 1: you know and they know that y'all both planned to
Speaker 1: be here. So then when you get the text of like, oh,
Speaker 1: your apartment's all fire or whatever, it's like it's blatantly
Speaker 1: obvious you're just trying to leave, like it like it
Speaker 1: just is unless it was going wonderfully and y'are both
Speaker 1: vibing and it's undeniable whatever. People can tell that you're
Speaker 1: trying to get out of there, whereas with a day date,
Speaker 1: if it goes sideways at all, the whole rest of
Speaker 1: the day is what you have to look forward to.
Speaker 1: So you can be like, oh, hey, yeah, my dog
Speaker 1: freaking out, so I gotta go. See he just hit
Speaker 1: me telepathically, and yeah, my roommate told me, like you
Speaker 1: don't have roommates. I'm like, it is what it is, bro,
Speaker 1: I gotta go. I told guys on date, this isn't
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna go. Yeah, it's like, oh, do you
Speaker 1: have something else to do? No, Yeah, yeah, I've been
Speaker 1: I've been on a date before where I said in
Speaker 1: the middle of it, and I didn't say it in
Speaker 1: a rude way, and I wasn't like it wasn't like
Speaker 1: I was getting some attitude. I was just like, Ah,
Speaker 1: this one's not going well, is it? And like it
Speaker 1: was just the thing where we both agreed. We were
Speaker 1: both like like we started laughing. We were like, ah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know what it was. We both from both
Speaker 1: of the pictures we thought we'd like each other, and
Speaker 1: it's like, nah, I've had that. I had a date
Speaker 1: go bad to the point and I had to drive
Speaker 1: for this date too, Like I drove over thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: It was like Atlantis, you drive thirty minutes all the time,
Speaker 1: but almost forty minutes for this date and doesn't go well.
Speaker 1: And so it's not going well to the point where
Speaker 1: he offers to get food to go for my mom.
Speaker 1: Like it's just a good Southern boy, Yeah, yeah, just
Speaker 1: trying to be a gentleman in the face of a
Speaker 1: date that's just mid not it's fine, it's not going well,
Speaker 1: and I'm just like, yeah, I think I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: two appetizers, bro, and then yeah, and you know, like
Speaker 1: this isn't and he's like, he's like this is at
Speaker 1: a certain point. He's like this isn't going good. And
Speaker 1: he's like no, He's like, you want to order something
Speaker 1: for your mom? I was like sure, and I called
Speaker 1: my mom. I'm like, hey, I'm gonna Applebee is what
Speaker 1: do you want? And I got her like entree and
Speaker 1: he goes, you can get a dessert too, And just
Speaker 1: a nice white man in the army's taking me on
Speaker 1: a date because you also know, like that's the thing
Speaker 1: about when you're when you're when it's going poorly, unless
Speaker 1: someone is delusional too, people can feel it, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you'd be surprised. A number of times I've been
Speaker 1: on date with the guy really thought, Hey, what I
Speaker 1: just say about delusional? I also don't understand, like some
Speaker 1: of my friends really want you to give somebody a chance,
Speaker 1: like well wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait, Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. So
Speaker 1: I was gonna go over to the stand. This is
Speaker 1: a Halloween, right, I'm gonna go understand. Anyways, the thing
Speaker 1: the day was at like seven, we got pizza. The
Speaker 1: date started with a church hug and any with a
Speaker 1: church hull, and the thing was fucked up. We've been
Speaker 1: talking about like for like three weeks, like texting. I
Speaker 1: was like, we went on an app and were texting
Speaker 1: and stuff and been like we've been sitting each other
Speaker 1: like playlists and stuff like that and all these other things.
Speaker 1: We talked on the phone and then I met him
Speaker 1: in Parson. I just went nope. As soon as I
Speaker 1: saw him, I was like, I don't want to put
Speaker 1: my mouth on him. And that's my gauge. Now, that's
Speaker 1: my gauge if I see a man. I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to put my mouth in this man.
Speaker 1: M yeah, what he was talking for. And so we're
Speaker 1: on the day. I don't remember the fuck he was
Speaker 1: talking about, but the whole time I was like no, yeah, no.
Speaker 1: And then at the end he was asking I was
Speaker 1: gonna do I was like, I was gonna hand over
Speaker 1: to the sand. He was like, okay, cool, I can
Speaker 1: do that, and I'm like I didn't. They had a
Speaker 1: spot at the stand too, and so I was like right,
Speaker 1: and I was like no, He's like, what you're going
Speaker 1: to comedy club. I said, I'm going to work, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, And he's like, I mean, but it's not
Speaker 1: like the same I said, do you want me to
Speaker 1: sit next to you at a cubicle m because that's
Speaker 1: what the fuck this is. I'm going to work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: after me, you're having to go. No. He's like, well,
Speaker 1: I can just come anyway. It's like, it's a comedy club,
Speaker 1: I can go if I want to, And I was like, really,
Speaker 1: yeah I would. It would very much be weird now
Speaker 1: because I just told you no. And now he's like, well,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. I can go over once, and I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I'm gonna go. H Now, okay. I
Speaker 1: want to get a sense from you of why you
Speaker 1: so deeply disclike the the day dates outside of the
Speaker 1: because I feel like i've I've acknowledged the brokenness that
Speaker 1: some people exhibit. Yes, but I've also given what I
Speaker 1: feel or very valid reasons to start with a day date,
Speaker 1: because if you really like this person, it's going into
Speaker 1: the night. So I feel like I get the best
Speaker 1: of both worlds. I understand this is the thing with
Speaker 1: the day date. It's the day date feels very much
Speaker 1: like the day date seems like something you only do
Speaker 1: if you're not sure if you like somebody. Okay, like
Speaker 1: if you know that you like somebody, just do a
Speaker 1: regular fucking date. But it's hey, you want to hang
Speaker 1: out tomorrow, then it's a date. Then the day date
Speaker 1: make because there are things you can do during the
Speaker 1: day that you can't do at night. You're right, but
Speaker 1: I feel like the day date is very much, very tentative,
Speaker 1: very tent to tet. It's I don't don't know, I
Speaker 1: feel very two. Also, tet tet is a real word. Um,
Speaker 1: it's you're not sure about the person. So it's like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to spend my nighttime hours with someone
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. Let me go ahead and see you
Speaker 1: at a three pm because like, I like like a
Speaker 1: brunch situation, because like I've had like gotten dinner with
Speaker 1: the guy or like gotten coffee with a guy and
Speaker 1: then it turned into us getting dinner. I see, I see.
Speaker 1: This is what I'll pitch you. And it's it's what
Speaker 1: I tell all my friends when they're when they're dating,
Speaker 1: is that I've down the best dates and the and
Speaker 1: this is regardless of what you choose to do. And
Speaker 1: once again, this is for everybody. I find that the
Speaker 1: best dates are things that you were going to do
Speaker 1: anyway that you want to see if you enjoy someone
Speaker 1: else's company while doing, which is why I chose the
Speaker 1: day dates, because to me, it's like, Okay, I've always
Speaker 1: wanted to try this place, I've always wanted to try
Speaker 1: this thing. Let me both try this thing and bring
Speaker 1: someone along that I think I might enjoy their company.
Speaker 1: Because I also find that a lot of people, a
Speaker 1: lot of people, a lot of my friends, get flaked on, right,
Speaker 1: And when you get flaked on and it's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I was gonna get I was gonna get dinner at
Speaker 1: this nice restaurant with this person and now they've canceled,
Speaker 1: is a very different feeling than like I've always wanted
Speaker 1: to try, you know, just throwing it out there as
Speaker 1: a general date idea. It's like I've always wanted to
Speaker 1: try act throwing, so let me try acts throwing, and
Speaker 1: let me do it with this person who I think
Speaker 1: is cool. And then they flake out and it's like,
Speaker 1: all right, look, maybe I'm going to ax throwing by
Speaker 1: myself now, but I've always wanted to try acts throwing,
Speaker 1: and it's a very different day now, and you also
Speaker 1: have the rest of and you know, if I can,
Speaker 1: if I can speak to confidence and psyche and all
Speaker 1: that stuff for a second, A day date gives the
Speaker 1: rest of your day time to recover if the thing
Speaker 1: does not go well and if you don't get the
Speaker 1: desired result, whereas a nighttime date, it's like now I
Speaker 1: just gotta go to bed, upset, right, But if a
Speaker 1: day date doesn't go well, then then it's the whole
Speaker 1: rest of my fucking day. It's not like this didn't
Speaker 1: go to well, let me go to bed. It's all
Speaker 1: this date didn't go well, and it's only four thirty.
Speaker 1: I see, we're saying the same thing, but we disagree
Speaker 1: on how it makes us feel. That makes sense, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I understand, like you're going to go do something anyway,
Speaker 1: Like I've gone to day dates where we've gotten to
Speaker 1: like an aquarium or a museum, or I've done archery,
Speaker 1: or I've done these different things where it's like like
Speaker 1: the whole going through the movies and going on a
Speaker 1: date thing, I think is one. I think one of
Speaker 1: my guy friends was saying to me, like, it doesn't
Speaker 1: mean he doesn't like to do it because you're sitting
Speaker 1: with somebody for two hours in the dark, and you're
Speaker 1: not getting to know them at all. You're just sitting
Speaker 1: with them in the dark watching it thing. But I
Speaker 1: just know they're able to be quiet, right, neither of
Speaker 1: them be quiet either. Go don't react to a movie. Um,
Speaker 1: and then you have, but then you have didn't have
Speaker 1: something to talk about at dinner because now we can
Speaker 1: sit up out and like sit up and talk about
Speaker 1: and analyze the movie or film, because I think films
Speaker 1: and movies are two totally different things, and we can Hey,
Speaker 1: that's a different day. That's a different day. That's a
Speaker 1: different day. We both agree. We know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Yeah, and it Fast and
Speaker 1: Furious is not a film. We can all relax. We
Speaker 1: can all relax. So like I said recently that like,
Speaker 1: if there's a guy that you like, a person you
Speaker 1: really like, you know, we're not the gender anybody. Um.
Speaker 1: But especially if you're dealing with men, regardless of what
Speaker 1: your preference is, if you're dealing with men, I think
Speaker 1: a good first date, especially you're dealing with just heterosexual men,
Speaker 1: I think an escape room is a great first date
Speaker 1: because I tell you, i'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you. I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna tell you. One.
Speaker 1: Will he take directions from a woman? Okay because some
Speaker 1: men won't. Yeah. Two? Can he be collaborative? Can he
Speaker 1: be cooperative? Is he does he only? Is he a
Speaker 1: creative thinker? How does he work under pressure? Is he
Speaker 1: a leader? Is he a follower? Is he motivating? Is
Speaker 1: he helpful? Is he good at problem solving? Doing puzzles?
Speaker 1: Can he do math? What color? Is he color blind? Like?
Speaker 1: There are all these things because like we've done an
Speaker 1: escape room in Miami together, and there's so many things
Speaker 1: that go on in escape room where you have to collect.
Speaker 1: Like it's this idea of being able to cooperate with
Speaker 1: people you know and strangers some people who don't know. Well,
Speaker 1: I think is a really good thing if you don't
Speaker 1: know somebody, because some people just get angry and just
Speaker 1: shut the fuck down. I've seen that escape room before.
Speaker 1: We're just like I don't get this, and then they're
Speaker 1: just done. You're like, bro, we have fifty seven more
Speaker 1: minutes in here. Stand up help. The reason I brought
Speaker 1: up the anxiety and the confidence and the nervousness and
Speaker 1: stuff like that for day dates versus like nighttime dates.
Speaker 1: Is that I think that there's there's a way that
Speaker 1: you can like free yourself up to your point about um,
Speaker 1: like not being sure about a person or not, I mean, like,
Speaker 1: like to your point about that, I think though it's
Speaker 1: a double edged sword, because yes, that is that is
Speaker 1: how some people are gonna take it, and that's how
Speaker 1: some people are gonna use it. But I also think
Speaker 1: that you're able to see someone potentially in their best
Speaker 1: light when they are not under the pressure of like
Speaker 1: what people make nighttime dates out to be in their mind.
Speaker 1: I understand what you're saying, but for me, a date
Speaker 1: is a date pressure Like it's always whether it's three
Speaker 1: pm or seven pm or nine pm, I'm nervous, Okay,
Speaker 1: whether the sun is up or it is taking it's
Speaker 1: you know, slum before the evening, it's still a fucking date.
Speaker 1: So I'm still feelings, you know what I mean. I understand.
Speaker 1: I understand what you mean. That makes sense because at
Speaker 1: least for a nighttime date, because also there's stunts you
Speaker 1: can't put like it's like you can't ask somebody to
Speaker 1: meet at seven pm for coffee. Yeah, yeah, there's someta
Speaker 1: thing to happen in the evening when it's like okay,
Speaker 1: I fact it's like dinner in this or dinner in that.
Speaker 1: But also I've realized that like just going to dinner
Speaker 1: with somebody doesn't give you enough infom wally doesn't give
Speaker 1: you enough anything. So I think like an activity in
Speaker 1: dinner is I think the way to go. So if
Speaker 1: you do something earlier in the day where it's like
Speaker 1: let's meet at seven, go do this, and they get
Speaker 1: dinner after, because there's act so much stuff you want
Speaker 1: to do after dinner, you know what I mean exactly.
Speaker 1: And I think that this is also important that will
Speaker 1: offer up to the listeners just in case they are
Speaker 1: still coming at me the way you were coming at
Speaker 1: me at the beginning, if they still think that I'm
Speaker 1: broke or boy. I also don't drink, and so I
Speaker 1: think that a lot of nighttime activities they don't exclude me.
Speaker 1: I'll go to a bar, I'll hang out of it.
Speaker 1: I've been and whatever parties with you. But like, but
Speaker 1: like I also am of a mind of like let
Speaker 1: me because I don't just I don't drink. I don't
Speaker 1: care the person that I, you know, went on the
Speaker 1: date with at the time, drank. But I just feel like,
Speaker 1: let me, let let me pick something for us to
Speaker 1: do that can be the most fun for both of us,
Speaker 1: so that you can see me having fun, you can
Speaker 1: see what I'm like when I'm fun as opposed to, uh,
Speaker 1: being at a bar. Because now, that's that's the thing
Speaker 1: I've always worried about ever since I, you know, became
Speaker 1: of age to drink, was was that since I've never
Speaker 1: drank before, I don't want to now see me a
Speaker 1: weirdo did alcohol. No. No, I just feel like it's
Speaker 1: not it's not really for me, you know, it's not
Speaker 1: like even a judgment thing. Um. And that's and that's
Speaker 1: the thing is, ever since I've been twenty one, I've
Speaker 1: really been like, Uh, I don't want to be that
Speaker 1: guy that takes someone to a bar and then doesn't drink.
Speaker 1: That seems like a very odd guy. No, that is
Speaker 1: a creepy, creepiest of move. And that's why I've had
Speaker 1: to That's why I've had to be like we're going
Speaker 1: to dinner, or we're going to go to this concert,
Speaker 1: or we're gonna like I literally have to lean on
Speaker 1: activities because because I don't drink, right, yeah, if you drink,
Speaker 1: it'll actually like make it a lot easier for you
Speaker 1: to be like, hey, you want to go grab a drink,
Speaker 1: so people like if you like for people who it's
Speaker 1: like going to get coffee later on in the day,
Speaker 1: it's like, hey, you want to go grab drinks, and
Speaker 1: then that's where my coffee comes from, right, and so
Speaker 1: the coffee things. So it's like, okay, so it's too late.
Speaker 1: I don't want to meet at four, So don's gonna
Speaker 1: get drinks and then you go get drinks and then
Speaker 1: it drinks are good, then you go get food or
Speaker 1: then you go I don't know, I have sex, like
Speaker 1: you really only two options. I'll really offer up this
Speaker 1: as well. For day dates, if somebody's crazy, it's broad
Speaker 1: daylight right now, that's the thing. But I also know,
Speaker 1: I'll say this, certain crazies only come out at night,
Speaker 1: like date crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, date crazy. The
Speaker 1: sun has to be down, Okay, it's like gonna wear well,
Speaker 1: it's like date yeah. Do you think they wouldn't tell
Speaker 1: on themselves though? If they went on let's say you
Speaker 1: got them on three day dates. Do you think they'd
Speaker 1: who's doing? Okay, I would be crazy after three day dates,
Speaker 1: I understand, But I'm just saying, for the sake of argument,
Speaker 1: let's say you're like, they just happen to shake out
Speaker 1: that way. Honestly, it's I I think if you're gonna
Speaker 1: do a day date, you have to know more effort. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: A ton of effort goes into a good like this,
Speaker 1: this thing that I was initially let's called grab a
Speaker 1: coffee walk in the park boom. Yeah, but that's the
Speaker 1: thing I was initially pushing back off because that's not
Speaker 1: what I meant by day dates. You know, I understand
Speaker 1: that that's in there and I and I acknowledged immediately.
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, I've been broke before. I know
Speaker 1: what broke dudes. Do I understand that this is an aspect,
Speaker 1: But for me, as someone who doesn't drink, I would like, no,
Speaker 1: we're gonna do this thing and it's and it and
Speaker 1: it'll be fun, but it and it happens to be
Speaker 1: it like because I still call a day date like
Speaker 1: five to me. But the problem is with five o'clock
Speaker 1: that did you have a day date at five and
Speaker 1: it doesn't go well, Yeah, then now it's interrupted your
Speaker 1: day and your evening. Yep. I mean that is part
Speaker 1: of the risk. Your take though, how's going to hang
Speaker 1: out with a person? Also, that's the time is very
Speaker 1: easily cancel a little like canceled on oh you're right,
Speaker 1: you're right, or someone being late because it's also five
Speaker 1: a pm. Is when people usually get off work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you're having a day date during the week at five,
Speaker 1: maybe both of you either are working from home or
Speaker 1: you don't have jobs, or one has a job and
Speaker 1: one doesn't, one works from home and one has no job. Like,
Speaker 1: there is something to be said for a five o'clock
Speaker 1: But I could do five o'clock dates back in Chicago
Speaker 1: because working in Trader Joe's, I had very specific shifts
Speaker 1: and so sometimes I got off at two, you know.
Speaker 1: And you also have to factor in both for you
Speaker 1: and the person that you're going on date with. Once again,
Speaker 1: this goes for everybody, right right. I think that especially
Speaker 1: on the basis of a first date, nobody can take
Speaker 1: it too personally that people are planning the date around
Speaker 1: their lives, if that makes sense. So, yes, I don't
Speaker 1: understand why someone would be upset because like one of
Speaker 1: my friends was like, she has a date, and she'll
Speaker 1: have a date and she always makes sure she has
Speaker 1: a show after the date. After the date, yeah, because
Speaker 1: if it's going, hey man, I gotta go, I gotta show,
Speaker 1: I gotta go, I gotta show. But sometimes it's and
Speaker 1: I've done the I gotta show, and it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I can come, and I'm like yeah, because I think
Speaker 1: even if a day goes well, because I feel like
Speaker 1: sometimes when dates go well, people make the mistake of
Speaker 1: just like because I had a date one time that
Speaker 1: lasted like thirty six hours. Yeah, yeah, and then I
Speaker 1: never saw him again, which was fine because I didn't
Speaker 1: need to. I'll throw this out there then. Sorry, I
Speaker 1: just had a flashback to them the fucking nervous some people.
Speaker 1: You were you you looked at the camera like you
Speaker 1: were seeing him. Oh oh oh. I think sometimes we
Speaker 1: forget the dudes a small dicks were just as horny
Speaker 1: as dudes. I feel like men with smaller penises are
Speaker 1: horny are than dudes with bigger penises. I don't I
Speaker 1: don't think that's right at all. I think it is. No.
Speaker 1: This is the thing, but this is the thing dudes
Speaker 1: with a small dick want to show you their dick
Speaker 1: as much with the dude with it just as much
Speaker 1: as a guy with the big dick, and they don't
Speaker 1: warn you. They don't say anything. Wait, what it's like
Speaker 1: they should they know it's small, So why are you
Speaker 1: doing all this hemming and harring try to get me
Speaker 1: to look at it when you know I'm gonna to
Speaker 1: be disappointed. I have no no, but I truly I okay,
Speaker 1: I don't have any like frame of reference for any
Speaker 1: of this. So like, of course you don't because you
Speaker 1: don't deal with men. I know, I understand, but that's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I'm like, the thing you said initially
Speaker 1: did not sound correct, but now we're dealing with other facts.
Speaker 1: What did I say? You were saying that dudes with
Speaker 1: small penises are hornier than dudes with big peniss And
Speaker 1: I feel like the reason that I don't know if
Speaker 1: that's true is that to me, it's not about because
Speaker 1: you just said it yourself. A person knows, right, So
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people carry themselves like they know,
Speaker 1: and it gives off the vibe that they know, which
Speaker 1: gives off the vibe to other people. That like, let
Speaker 1: me stay away. Is that not true? No, because some
Speaker 1: doing either theything like big dick energy. There are dudes
Speaker 1: with small dicks that are running around out here with
Speaker 1: big dick in like real big dick energy is a
Speaker 1: very is a completely it's not as we all know.
Speaker 1: It's affect right, okay, but it's not as flagrant like
Speaker 1: if you see a very short like if you see
Speaker 1: a short man with too much confidence, he has a
Speaker 1: big dick. We all know this, but I think it's
Speaker 1: just he might have money. No really, Oh, let's saying something.
Speaker 1: A man with a big dick is an asshole. A
Speaker 1: man that knows he has a big dick is a
Speaker 1: asshole at all times. Like a very big dick, he's
Speaker 1: an asshole. They're always an asshole. They It's like men
Speaker 1: with big dicks act like pretty girls. Okay, I can
Speaker 1: get into anywhere. You can't say anything to me. I'm unstoppable.
Speaker 1: But the problem is, like one of the smallest dicks
Speaker 1: I've ever seen was on a man who was six three,
Speaker 1: and one of my friends was like, do you think
Speaker 1: it was small? It's oh I was. I liked him
Speaker 1: so much and I don't even have time to tell
Speaker 1: you how funny acting this dude was with me was
Speaker 1: with me before this. But and my friend was like,
Speaker 1: do you think it was small because he's so tall?
Speaker 1: And I was like, I was like, what she's like
Speaker 1: because of perspective? Do you think scale for scale? And
Speaker 1: I said no, because my hand is always the same size.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Look listen. What I'm saying is, yeah,
Speaker 1: so you'll be on a day date with some small dick,
Speaker 1: having many who's giving you big dick energy. I understand
Speaker 1: him being extra flirty, extra morning, and then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, you or face to face with a dick
Speaker 1: you can suck and whistle Dixie at the same time.
Speaker 1: And he should have never came out the house. Now
Speaker 1: help me out, though this does not. Once again, this
Speaker 1: is a this is an aspect of dating that doesn't. Actually,
Speaker 1: it's not like his dick would be bigger at night.
Speaker 1: He's not like a ware dick. No, but you've just
Speaker 1: you've just attributed the small dickness to the day date. No,
Speaker 1: but it's gonna be small year round, right, It's gonna
Speaker 1: be about it. It's twenty four hours a day and
Speaker 1: seven days a week till fifteen in the morning can't
Speaker 1: stop on stop. What I'm saying is that being on
Speaker 1: a day date that goes well, okay, that good then
Speaker 1: goes into an evening date okay, that goes into you
Speaker 1: all hanging out even more, and then you're presented, not
Speaker 1: percented for your act like an Emmy, for your actions
Speaker 1: and efforts and service to your country. Uh huh, you're
Speaker 1: rewarded m hm with nonsense. Okay. I'm just saying that
Speaker 1: should be a warning because like, I was doing this
Speaker 1: joke for a while and didn't ever Actually it didn't
Speaker 1: go away. I wanted to go. But I'm just like,
Speaker 1: we need some type of identifiers. I wasted so much
Speaker 1: time flirting with men whose dicks were innies instead of audies,
Speaker 1: and they need to be branded. They need to be
Speaker 1: stop wasting people's time. I need just I don't care
Speaker 1: if it's dots. I don't care if it's sucking Morris code.
Speaker 1: When these fuckers are eighteen branded, I need to let
Speaker 1: me stop you right, let me count these dots over here.
Speaker 1: You you could have plausible to my ability that you
Speaker 1: lost it. Firstly, no, no, the brand, brand. I know,
Speaker 1: I understand, it's a terrible thing to find out brand
Speaker 1: dig is a little far fine tattooed all right, No
Speaker 1: no no no no no no no. I need a jewelry.
Speaker 1: They need to be I don't care. Start getting better.
Speaker 1: No tattooing, tattoos, branding earrings. This is something sounding good
Speaker 1: cuts in an eyebrow. Okay, look, just assume something, something,
Speaker 1: Give me something. I don't care if they're pinky nails,
Speaker 1: are painting different colors. Stop wasting people's time, dude, something,
Speaker 1: oh lord, oh man, Okay, I just need to listen.
Speaker 1: It's you know how big my titties are by looking
Speaker 1: at me. Sure? But okay, then now the thing is,
Speaker 1: I was I can because I can wear something to
Speaker 1: make them perkier. I can wear a secker and make
Speaker 1: them look bigger, gonna make it look smaller. Okay. I
Speaker 1: can wear spanks. I can lie to you all kinds
Speaker 1: of ways, make up wigs false. I can do all
Speaker 1: of the things right. I can tell, but I can
Speaker 1: also tell the truth. Okay, I can also tell the truth.
Speaker 1: These men, these allusions, these gray scat pants, are not
Speaker 1: telling us what we think they need to be telling us.
Speaker 1: Okayros like oh gray pat fans Season gray sweat pants season. No,
Speaker 1: why am I over here getting excited over a flash
Speaker 1: of dick y'all sound wild? Too many men's are growers.
Speaker 1: Too many men's this is growers. We have got so
Speaker 1: far away from the actual quality of the date. I
Speaker 1: feel like, now, this, this is a this is a
Speaker 1: separate thing. Uh, I'm What I'm saying is that if
Speaker 1: you're out here, huh slinging, if you can't sling, okay,
Speaker 1: if you can only present, you can't sling, you can
Speaker 1: only present. What I'm saying is you better take a
Speaker 1: bitch to dinner first. You better spend them coins. But
Speaker 1: you have to spend money. Now, you have to spend money.
Speaker 1: You have to. You have to. You have to because
Speaker 1: you've gotta disappoint me. At least I wanted to have
Speaker 1: a nice dinner first. But you you're telling me that
Speaker 1: a date, like a day date of jet skiing is
Speaker 1: not fire. We can do a day day to jet
Speaker 1: skin and if if you no, you'll die. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. They're they're they're trade offs here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you do it like later on in the day so
Speaker 1: you can get off the jet ski you have a
Speaker 1: nice dinner or something like that. A day data on
Speaker 1: the jet ski would be absolutely awesome. Fucks with it
Speaker 1: because you know I love jet skis. Okay, they're just
Speaker 1: water motor cycles and so and if you've never been
Speaker 1: on a jet ski, get more white friends. That's all
Speaker 1: I'm saying, because that's how I got my fresh jet
Speaker 1: ski called occasions. And so what I'm saying is that
Speaker 1: if you are trying to figure out, hey, should I
Speaker 1: take this girl on jet skis or should I take
Speaker 1: her to the park? Look down? But I feel like, now,
Speaker 1: aren't you just letting the blessed get away with more?
Speaker 1: They already are? But I'm but I'm saying they already are.
Speaker 1: Is part of this logic though, Yes are you? Are
Speaker 1: you good with that? No? Then then no park? Freddybody right, Yes,
Speaker 1: everybody should pick jet skis. I but do you do
Speaker 1: you see? How do you see I'm helping your like
Speaker 1: I was? Yes, okay, all right, cool. If you have
Speaker 1: a chance to get on a jet ski, get on
Speaker 1: a jet ski the fuckah, get on get on jet
Speaker 1: ski for real. Yeah, you're near water. If you're able
Speaker 1: to do a rental, you know, if you own a
Speaker 1: life jacket, then yeah, get on jet ski and a
Speaker 1: jet seo will give you life jackets. What I'm saying
Speaker 1: is that I just want us to be like a
Speaker 1: hundred Like listen, I prefer an evening date because you know,
Speaker 1: a nice it's it's nice to go out for the evening. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm perfectly fine with sitting in my house. It's not
Speaker 1: your like you're sitting there on a Friday at eight pm,
Speaker 1: going oh fuck, you know what I mean, even's Saturday
Speaker 1: at three pm. I don't give a shit. If it's
Speaker 1: Saturday at eight pm, I'm like, damn, I would I
Speaker 1: wish I was on a date. But if I go
Speaker 1: on a day date, also a day date, lets me
Speaker 1: know that you have another date lined up. Oh no,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I wouldn't say that. Oh I always assume
Speaker 1: that that. I understand that you always assume that. And
Speaker 1: I'm not even saying that you have never ever, ever
Speaker 1: been right. I'm saying, though, that I can only speak
Speaker 1: from the experiences that I've like, watched friends have and
Speaker 1: stuff like that. I think that sometimes there is It
Speaker 1: depends on when you meet the person. Because we both
Speaker 1: know people who aren't actually players. All men and women,
Speaker 1: all most people. I don't think most people are players.
Speaker 1: I think this whole also, I think that player idea,
Speaker 1: that player culture, player lifestyle thing has been detrimental to everybody. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not It's not good for anybody. And I think
Speaker 1: only a few people can actually pull it off to
Speaker 1: where they have a date after their date and then
Speaker 1: and they're going to also keep time and that you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. I think that with me because
Speaker 1: because once again I brought up the like not drinking
Speaker 1: and stuff like that, It's like I had to pick
Speaker 1: things that would be fun or interesting to do that
Speaker 1: had nothing to do with that, so that I wasn't
Speaker 1: that creep that was like, can I buy you a
Speaker 1: drink and I guess another one while I just talk. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because you can't do bars, because if you if you
Speaker 1: buy me a drink and then you have water, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna think that you drug my drink. Yeah. Yeah, It's
Speaker 1: like it's like I don't want to be anywhere near
Speaker 1: any of that like speculation, right, And so my thing
Speaker 1: as well is I find that regardless of when and
Speaker 1: this actually kind of hurts my argument a little bit,
Speaker 1: but regardless of what time of day it is, the
Speaker 1: amount of work someone put into their idea is like
Speaker 1: paramount to me for how much they care, you know,
Speaker 1: because there's also a deeply casual side two nighttime dates,
Speaker 1: which is Netflix and chilling. It's like, Hey, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: bring over some food or like, let me cook for
Speaker 1: you at my place. Yeah, that will cook for you. Shit,
Speaker 1: you can't cook for me. You can't cook for me
Speaker 1: until I have comfortably gone to your house and then left. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: like that whole Like a guy was like, I want
Speaker 1: to cook for you, un the first date, I said
Speaker 1: absolutely not. It's like, why not? I said, I want
Speaker 1: to die on my own time. Also, truly, are you
Speaker 1: a chef? Are you a chef? Because if you're a chef,
Speaker 1: then come with it, you know. But if you're a chef,
Speaker 1: then I will come to your restaurant. Okay. So my
Speaker 1: buddy did that exact thing if he like was like, oh,
Speaker 1: let me cook for you whatever, right, and then he
Speaker 1: cooked for her and then later on that night she
Speaker 1: was like, okay, um, I had a great time, thank
Speaker 1: you so much, blahla blah blah, and she robbed hell
Speaker 1: out of him. She robbed she was the whole time.
Speaker 1: He was cooking. She was stealing and he was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know how she got everything out of the
Speaker 1: how because she always had her purse. So he's like,
Speaker 1: unless she had another bag, I didn't see. Not this
Speaker 1: much stuff should be missing, right what yeah? Yeah yeah
Speaker 1: yeah yeah he was like. He was like, she came over,
Speaker 1: I cooked, and then like um we they ate and
Speaker 1: then like they made they like didn't like fully hook up, right,
Speaker 1: they like maybe made out on the couch, watch a
Speaker 1: little TV whatever, and then she was like, I had
Speaker 1: a great time. I have to go, right, But then
Speaker 1: he was like, hey, so so many different things were
Speaker 1: missing from places that weren't next to each other. I
Speaker 1: was like, man, you got rob robbed. She must have
Speaker 1: had a bag. She sat in the hallway. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, right, it had to be. It had to
Speaker 1: be a getting up when she went to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Like it's like how it's like a riddle. It's like, well, okay,
Speaker 1: so she took so she took some stuff that was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you might just be like a klepto, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, because she took some of the nice like
Speaker 1: there was a nice he had a nice soap, um
Speaker 1: like a real nice soap that you could just probably
Speaker 1: like twist the cap back down and put that in
Speaker 1: the purse. Whatever. Yeah, and then she she got a
Speaker 1: hold of some loose money, which is like, all right,
Speaker 1: you left the money out, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: That's that's easy enough to steal. But then I think
Speaker 1: he said he had a game boy, and he was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know when she would have got the game
Speaker 1: boy because it was like in his room on a
Speaker 1: bookshelf or something. But they didn't go in his room,
Speaker 1: so he's like, she must have just been in my
Speaker 1: room when back was turned while I was cooking. The
Speaker 1: fuck was he making pasta? I don't know. I know
Speaker 1: he was making pasta. I know he was. He was
Speaker 1: probably making posta. But it's like, it's like that's so.
Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't get the full list of everything
Speaker 1: that she took, but there was something he was more
Speaker 1: telling me about the locations, because he was like, she
Speaker 1: stole something from the bathroom, she stole something from my bedroom,
Speaker 1: even though we didn't like go it like it's not
Speaker 1: like they like went to his bed and you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. And then she also took something from
Speaker 1: the living room and I was like, man, that's the
Speaker 1: money is there? The money is like, all right, is
Speaker 1: this meaning because because the money is like all right,
Speaker 1: look there's fifty dollars on the table, not saying anybody
Speaker 1: should steal, but there's fifty dollars on the table. Now
Speaker 1: you just made fifty dollars from your meal. Most people
Speaker 1: have to pay for their food, right, But the soap
Speaker 1: at the game boy and like I don't know he
Speaker 1: but he said it was a lot of stuff, Like
Speaker 1: it was a lot of things. So she must have
Speaker 1: had a bag in the hallway, like when he thought
Speaker 1: she was going to the bathroom, she was going to
Speaker 1: the bathroom and making a stop at the hallway. And
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, maybe her purse was bigger
Speaker 1: than he thought it was. That's what That's also what
Speaker 1: I think it has to be, is like the bag
Speaker 1: in the hallway makes a lot of sense, but the
Speaker 1: bag in the hallway could also you know, maybe get
Speaker 1: seen as trash or you know what I mean. Like
Speaker 1: like that that to me seems like a deeper grift
Speaker 1: than just having a bag that is a watch McCall it.
Speaker 1: You know, the bags that I don't know purses, So
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm talking about, but you know,
Speaker 1: you know those bags that have at and when you
Speaker 1: undo that button, it becomes a bigger bag. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like an accordion bag. Yeah. Yeah, maybe she had one
Speaker 1: of those. Oh my god, who was telling me they
Speaker 1: were going on this date. He was in Manhattan, he
Speaker 1: went to go meet some girl like, No, he was
Speaker 1: in Brooklyn. He want to go meet some girl like
Speaker 1: at the top of Harlem. So it took like two
Speaker 1: and a half hours on the fucking train. And she
Speaker 1: was like, don't eat today. I'm gonna make you dinner.
Speaker 1: Johnny is gonna be huge, Diannor Johnny La da da.
Speaker 1: She supposed to make lasagna. And he gets there and
Speaker 1: not only is nothing prepped, not only is nothing prepped?
Speaker 1: Not only is nothing Oh, she's still struggling with the
Speaker 1: package that the Lazaya noodles coming. She hasn't even gone
Speaker 1: grocery shopping yet. Oh oh, what an attack. Truly, she
Speaker 1: wants him to come shopping with her. She likes her
Speaker 1: men weak, That's what it is. She was like, go
Speaker 1: ahead and starve yourself all day. All right, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: see how you handle this long walk that we've taken
Speaker 1: this grocery store where we walk past all the food.
Speaker 1: So it's two hours on the train. I don't know
Speaker 1: where the fuck he was coming from. Where was two
Speaker 1: hours on the train? It sounds like a nightmare. I'm
Speaker 1: know he was in the back of Brooklyn, the basement
Speaker 1: of brook I don't know where the fuck he was.
Speaker 1: But took two hours and some change from where he
Speaker 1: was to get to the top of Harlem talking on
Speaker 1: the phone. And then at one and then when he
Speaker 1: gets there, she doesn't buzz him in. He has to
Speaker 1: wait thirty minutes for him to let for her to
Speaker 1: let him in. Is she home? Yes, so she's not
Speaker 1: answering her phone either, she's not answering the phone. What
Speaker 1: reason did she give? She wasn't ready and so she
Speaker 1: so she knew he was down there. Yeah, this is chaos.
Speaker 1: This is like absolutely acceptable. Wait, so she knew he
Speaker 1: was down there waiting for half an hour at the door,
Speaker 1: while he had already been on the train for two
Speaker 1: something hours to get there, and he and she told
Speaker 1: him not to eat. Yes, this is terrorism. And then
Speaker 1: while then they're gonna get ready to go shopping, but
Speaker 1: she wants to get weed before they go shopping, So
Speaker 1: now they have to wait for the weed man. And
Speaker 1: so was he sustained himself on water? I guess the
Speaker 1: hope of getting pussy probably, I don't know. That's not
Speaker 1: like that. What is worth all that? Then? Then so
Speaker 1: there's still no food. They're hanging out. She just wants
Speaker 1: to hang out. She gets high, forgets that she's supposed
Speaker 1: to make this lasagna. So he's reminding her that we
Speaker 1: have to go little to the store to go get
Speaker 1: the stuff to make little asagna. And now she doesn't
Speaker 1: want to make it because she's high. She makes herself
Speaker 1: something to eat, like of whatever she had in her house,
Speaker 1: offers him none, and then wants to fool around, and
Speaker 1: he was like, how dare you did he sue he
Speaker 1: should sue. I will get this read at a lawyer
Speaker 1: and he should sue. He And then the holes is
Speaker 1: he said, like at one point, like the dealer was
Speaker 1: just hanging out, dealer hadn't left. The dealer had left
Speaker 1: at a certain point. He was there for too long.
Speaker 1: That's great, more for the for the suit. This is
Speaker 1: building the case. And I've only said I'm sure people,
Speaker 1: and I like I thought the thing is I know
Speaker 1: people listening to this, they're thinking, I'm making this up
Speaker 1: as I go along, because when he was telling me this,
Speaker 1: I thought he was making it up as he went along.
Speaker 1: But he started getting upset retelling it, and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh no, this actually happened to him. Yeah, no, and
Speaker 1: and oh oh that's so unacceptable. But that's so and
Speaker 1: then I was like, so, what has it? Did you
Speaker 1: ever get the designer? And he was like, no, that
Speaker 1: is so rude. And you know what this is. This
Speaker 1: is the thing that bothers me because this is the
Speaker 1: type of person who was so blissfully unaware that she
Speaker 1: probably is telling a story about this ungrateful dude who
Speaker 1: she introduced to her dealer. You know, it's like I
Speaker 1: introduced him to the plug and then he wanted to
Speaker 1: get add too with me because I didn't make him dinner.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's not the nineteen fifties. I don't have
Speaker 1: to make somebody to say that sounds like the type
Speaker 1: of person that would forget that they offered, because they
Speaker 1: did forget that they offered, and then they'll forget again
Speaker 1: because it clearly they smoke up, so they're gonna forget
Speaker 1: again and then when they forget the next time, they're
Speaker 1: gonna be like, who are you to think that I
Speaker 1: should just cook you something? Who have you done for me?
Speaker 1: Later he said he she reheated, like some food or
Speaker 1: something like. She head up leftovers and trying to offer
Speaker 1: him some while she was in the middle of eating it,
Speaker 1: and he was like, no, I'm good now, Look we're
Speaker 1: all adults here. Yes, he could have left a minute
Speaker 1: twenty five of ours. I said this to him so
Speaker 1: many times. Why did you leave when she didn't come
Speaker 1: to the door. Why didn't you leave when the dealer
Speaker 1: showed up? Why didn't you leave when food was coming?
Speaker 1: Why didn't you order your own fun? There were so
Speaker 1: many times when you could have left. He was like,
Speaker 1: I was just trying, And I was like, fuck, you
Speaker 1: were trying to fuck that's why you stay. I understand.
Speaker 1: But also there's there's something to be said for like,
Speaker 1: just because someone's willing to sit there doesn't mean that
Speaker 1: you can. This should all be illegal, Every every aspect
Speaker 1: of this should be This is a thing about America
Speaker 1: right the American justice system. People will sue for a
Speaker 1: bunch of stuff. They'll try to get money. Everything we
Speaker 1: shouldn't be doing all that right. We should be suing
Speaker 1: for what's right. Okay, that man should sue her and
Speaker 1: he should be awarded a lasagna. That's all I want.
Speaker 1: I just want the world to be a little bit
Speaker 1: more fair. But does she have to make it? She
Speaker 1: has to make two or throw water away? All right?
Speaker 1: Or give him both? That's restitution. Yeah, but this is
Speaker 1: the thing. What if this is what you never think about?
Speaker 1: What if it wasn't good? She's doesn't make them? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but but it was never It was never her job
Speaker 1: to make it good. It was her job to make
Speaker 1: it because she said she'd make it. Okay, that's I
Speaker 1: If it's not good, I look, I can believe that
Speaker 1: she may have got high and remembered she doesn't make
Speaker 1: good lasagna. That could also have been what happened. She
Speaker 1: may have been high and was like the last time
Speaker 1: I try to make lasagna, I accidentally make cake? Right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean so maybe she doesn't, but she should. She
Speaker 1: should do what she said. That that's so rude. Um.
Speaker 1: And look, I'll even offer up this. That must have
Speaker 1: been a nighttime date because he was so he would
Speaker 1: it was a day date. Wow, hilarious. Um, what we're
Speaker 1: gonna do now is kick over this to the listeners,
Speaker 1: you know, like what let us know your thoughts on
Speaker 1: day dates versus night dates. Remember, you can eat it both,
Speaker 1: you can do activity, he said both. It really is
Speaker 1: your presence. I believe the listeners with this. Ladies, fems,
Speaker 1: anyone living in their feminine energy stop paying for things.
Speaker 1: Oh lord, stop, stop stop. Okay, these men are worried
Speaker 1: that if we make as much money as them, we're
Speaker 1: not going to need them. So let them know we
Speaker 1: still need them because this is the thing. They still
Speaker 1: make more money than us. We still don't have an
Speaker 1: income equality. Okay, So until the patriarchy and I don't
Speaker 1: like to use that word because I'm not a twenty
Speaker 1: year old white girl in college, but until society as
Speaker 1: a whole starts paying women, ladies, fems, non binaries, anyone
Speaker 1: living in their feminine anosities, until they start paying us
Speaker 1: to same, you will not be paying for this two
Speaker 1: for twenty and Applebee's. Don't do it, don't fuck it,
Speaker 1: don't buy your own drinks, and they're gonna act like
Speaker 1: you old them something because they bought you a white
Speaker 1: wine sprints us say no, sir, I have eight dollars.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, women did not. Those women did not march
Speaker 1: for you to pay for nachos. They did it. You
Speaker 1: think Gloria Steina stood up? Did she burned bras? And
Speaker 1: I've asked her about this and she said, I could
Speaker 1: be a trophy wife. Glorious Steinem told me to my
Speaker 1: face that I could be a trophy wife. Because that's
Speaker 1: the thing. It's not about working, it's choosing whether you
Speaker 1: do or not. Okay, you want to be a stay
Speaker 1: at home mom, that's feminism. You want to run a
Speaker 1: fucking corporation, that's feminism. If you want to make sure
Speaker 1: that this motherfucker's paying for your cheeramisou, that's feminism. Stop
Speaker 1: paying for ship, stop it, stop it. I feel like
Speaker 1: the message is getting somewhat muddied. No, no, no, no no, no,
Speaker 1: this muddy. This message is Chris the Clear baby girl.
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