WEBVTT - Penn Jillette

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe four times a year. We go out to have dinner,

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<v Speaker 1>the two of us, four times a year, and we

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<v Speaker 1>worked together seven days a week. And the reason is

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<v Speaker 1>we go we go out to eat. What you do today, Teller,

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<v Speaker 1>Same fucking thing you did, Penn, Same what you do

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<v Speaker 1>twenty years ago, Same thing you did. What was it

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<v Speaker 1>like to be with Letterman? Same as it was when

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<v Speaker 1>I was with Letterman? What was it like to do

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<v Speaker 1>Saturnight Live? Exactly like it was for you? That's so interesting. Hi.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Pen Gillette, and I am more than

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<v Speaker 1>half by height of Penn and Teller, but I've been

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<v Speaker 1>known to line Hi there, everybody. Oh, I am so

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<v Speaker 1>excited for today. Welcome back to Off the Beat. This

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<v Speaker 1>is your host, Brian baum Gartner. And today, as you

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<v Speaker 1>just heard, I I'm talking with, well with one of

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<v Speaker 1>the greatest magic men in history, the extraordinary and extraordinarily

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<v Speaker 1>interesting Penn Gillette, who was able to take a field

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<v Speaker 1>that was filled with quote, greasy guys in tuxes with

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<v Speaker 1>a ton of birds. That's his words, not mine, and

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<v Speaker 1>turn it into something truly truly spectacular. You probably know

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<v Speaker 1>him as half of the duo Penn and Teller, because

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<v Speaker 1>the two of them have been working side by side

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<v Speaker 1>for decades. Forty seven years they have known each other,

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<v Speaker 1>Penn told me today, honestly, probably longer than some of

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<v Speaker 1>you have been alive. I know, much longer than many

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<v Speaker 1>of you have been alive. They've had hugely successful TV

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<v Speaker 1>shows like Penn and Teller Bullshit and Penn and Teller

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<v Speaker 1>fool Us. They've had a residency at the Rio in

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<v Speaker 1>Vegas since two thousand and one. Penn has written books,

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<v Speaker 1>had story ideas adapted into amazing television episodes. He played

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<v Speaker 1>Freaking Drell on the nineties version of Supreme at the Teenage,

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<v Speaker 1>which he has done it all all driven by his

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<v Speaker 1>deep intellectual curiosity and his his pure devotion to keeping

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<v Speaker 1>things fun and interesting and much like Greg Daniels on

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<v Speaker 1>The Office, truthful. So with that little primer, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>let Pen come on so you can hear from the

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<v Speaker 1>man himself. I had so much fun talking to Penn today.

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't know each other before today, but I tell

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<v Speaker 1>you this, We're going to be friends for life. Ladies

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<v Speaker 1>and gentlemen. Penn Gillette, Bubble and Squeak. I love it,

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<v Speaker 1>Bubble and Squeak, Bubble and squeaker cooking it every month.

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<v Speaker 1>Lift over from the ny What's up? Pen Boy? That

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<v Speaker 1>countdown told me just when to tense up. I got

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<v Speaker 1>really tense. I got five seconds to get tense, and

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<v Speaker 1>I did it. I'm so good. I am a long

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<v Speaker 1>admirer of you and your work. Thank you so much

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<v Speaker 1>for coming to talk to me today. Well, it is mutual. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>My son has watched The Office all the way through,

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<v Speaker 1>I believe four times. I can't say that I've watched

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<v Speaker 1>every episode with him every time. But if I want

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<v Speaker 1>to win the home theater to watch something, it's always

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<v Speaker 1>you on the TV. How old is he? He is? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's it feels now. Whether they like the show

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<v Speaker 1>or don't like the show, it's become cultural required viewing.

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<v Speaker 1>And um over supper, he will do whole hunks. Occasionally

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<v Speaker 1>he'll he'll start speaking a little more wittily than usual

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<v Speaker 1>and we realize he's quoting The Office. Oh that is awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>I oh my gosh, your life, your career is so

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<v Speaker 1>fascinating to me. I'm I'm really excited to dive in.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to start where you started. You grew up

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<v Speaker 1>in what you described as a dead factory town in

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<v Speaker 1>a school system that taught you absolutely nothing, Greenfield, Massachusetts.

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<v Speaker 1>So how how did you how did you occupy your time?

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<v Speaker 1>You you are a well educated man. I am not um.

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<v Speaker 1>I uh well, when I was about twelve years old,

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<v Speaker 1>I realized that I couldn't masturbate all the time, so

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<v Speaker 1>I learned to juggle. I didn't think working in show

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<v Speaker 1>business or the arts or performance was a possibility. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't think anybody ever really did that, you know. And

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<v Speaker 1>what I said I was I want to preface this

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<v Speaker 1>by saying I was very close to my father and mother,

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<v Speaker 1>and my dad was not did not say this in

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<v Speaker 1>any sort of discouraging way. He was just saying what

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<v Speaker 1>we all felt. What I said that I kind of

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<v Speaker 1>felt like I might want to do performing his He said,

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<v Speaker 1>what you think you're Johnny Carson? I mean that, And

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<v Speaker 1>he wasn't saying it like you think. He wasn't being

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<v Speaker 1>an ass at all. He was being just, oh, so

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<v Speaker 1>that's what you think you can do. And I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I I think there are other people besides Johnny Carson.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean they're there are people that like run camera

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<v Speaker 1>and move curtains and stuff. And he went like I guess.

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<v Speaker 1>So you know, um, he was so supportive but had

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<v Speaker 1>no understanding that you could actually make a living wage

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<v Speaker 1>making a joke. So I thought, and I guess I'm

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<v Speaker 1>still like this. I believe that you could solve everything

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<v Speaker 1>with practice. So my idea was, I was in Greenfield, Massachusetts,

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<v Speaker 1>I would be a good enough juggler that the art

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<v Speaker 1>talent scouts who we're looking all over the world would say, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a guy who could juggle, Well, let's bring him

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<v Speaker 1>into show business. That didn't happen, Okay. I got to

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<v Speaker 1>be a good juggler. Why I don't know, but I

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<v Speaker 1>got to be a good juggler, and strangely enough, that

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<v Speaker 1>ended up leading me into show business. Which is the

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<v Speaker 1>most amazing part of the story is this twelve year

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<v Speaker 1>old hairbraid scheme actually worked. So what what was it

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<v Speaker 1>about juggling or how how did that? Yeah? How did

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<v Speaker 1>how did it start there? What were you just like

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<v Speaker 1>holding the balls or yearl? I like nothing about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to be in music, Okay. All I cared

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<v Speaker 1>about was music. I did not care about comedy. I

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<v Speaker 1>did not care about juggling. I cared about music, but

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't have perfect pitch or even relative pitch. My

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<v Speaker 1>my sense of tone was not good. My sense of

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<v Speaker 1>rhythm was very good. I was a drummer. But there

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<v Speaker 1>were people better than me at music at my high school.

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<v Speaker 1>And we all know that everyone in Hollywood was the

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<v Speaker 1>best in their high school at whatever they're doing. There

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<v Speaker 1>was not a better musician. And at Jimmy Hendricks's high school,

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<v Speaker 1>Jimmy Hendrix in Hibbing Public High School, there was not

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<v Speaker 1>a better songwriter than Bob Dylan. Bob. The fact that

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<v Speaker 1>the fact that Phil Tetro was a better musician than

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<v Speaker 1>me at Greenfield Public High School and that Phil Tetro

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<v Speaker 1>didn't have a chance of being a professional, said well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna so I I loved music tremendously, but

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, well, I'm not going to do that. The

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<v Speaker 1>hand that I'm dealt does not give me that. And

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I wasn't good looking enough. You know, I

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<v Speaker 1>was tall enough for basketball, but I hated sports. So

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<v Speaker 1>you you know, you you fan out the cards you've

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<v Speaker 1>been dealt, and you say, what do you got? And

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I can't do anything, but if I practice

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<v Speaker 1>a lot, I can learn to juggle. So I went,

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<v Speaker 1>now it turns out that probably if I had practiced

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<v Speaker 1>as much on music as I had on juggling, I

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<v Speaker 1>could have probably been with four or five incredibly lucky breaks,

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<v Speaker 1>a D level drummer or bass player, maybe at a

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<v Speaker 1>wedding band level, or maybe at a local local band level.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, uh, you're gonna enter an arena. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like why I never write anything or talk about love

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm not gonna go one on one with William Shakespeare.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm not going to enter a competition where

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<v Speaker 1>I automatically lose. So in juggling, I didn't know that.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, ignocked Off was gonna be a much better

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<v Speaker 1>juggler than me, But it didn't matter because I was

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<v Speaker 1>good enough. I was good enough to get to Ringling Brothers,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was good enough to get those places. And

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<v Speaker 1>then I discovered this thing that I would have never

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<v Speaker 1>discovered without juggling, which is I had a had a

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<v Speaker 1>juggling team called the toss Ups with Like Motion, who

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<v Speaker 1>was to win a MacArthur Genius Grant for juggling, and

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<v Speaker 1>the two of us would perform fifteen dollars for a

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<v Speaker 1>nursing home or or due talent shows. And this funny

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<v Speaker 1>thing happened. We started out just coming out and I

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<v Speaker 1>would say hello, where the toss ups? And we would juggle,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I would start doing little introductions to each juggling,

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<v Speaker 1>thing that I would start doing longer introductions to each juggling,

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<v Speaker 1>And then I discovered that the less I juggled, the

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<v Speaker 1>more successful our juggling troop was. Okay, So that gave

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<v Speaker 1>me the confidence that maybe I could do talking as

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<v Speaker 1>well as juggling for a living. And if I had

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<v Speaker 1>not had but I would have never had the bravery

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<v Speaker 1>to attempt stand up or morning DJ or anything like that.

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<v Speaker 1>But when I was hired to juggle and people said afterwards, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you talk really good, I felt like that gave me.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like, I'm gonna talk a little bit, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's okay because afterwards I'll do really hard stuff. Yes exactly. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>looking back, you were you funny starting out? You were entertaining.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I I think I was. I think I

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<v Speaker 1>was okay funny in my way. And it also gave

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<v Speaker 1>me a kind of freedom that you never get because

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<v Speaker 1>I never prepare heard what I was gonna say, I

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<v Speaker 1>was gonna ask next. You only prepared the juggling. So

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<v Speaker 1>it allowed me, as a fourteen fifteen, sixteen year old

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<v Speaker 1>to do a hundred percent verbal improvisation in front of people,

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<v Speaker 1>which amazing. You never get to do never, never, never.

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<v Speaker 1>So by the time I met Teller and want to

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<v Speaker 1>do magic, I was already very comfortable walking out on stage.

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<v Speaker 1>As you know, as the crew makes fun of me,

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<v Speaker 1>they say, give me twenty minutes and I'll give you

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<v Speaker 1>an introduction to a thirty second trick. I have to

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<v Speaker 1>ask you about this because obviously we're going to transition

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<v Speaker 1>and and talk about where your life went. But I

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<v Speaker 1>read something fascinating that something that was a fundamental building

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<v Speaker 1>lock for you and your life became your disdain for

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<v Speaker 1>the amazing Kreskin. Yeah, now it is amazing. I want

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<v Speaker 1>you to talk to me about that, how how he

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<v Speaker 1>came into your life, and then how you felt when

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<v Speaker 1>when you found out that you'd been duped. To me,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like the mosquito being the most dangerous animal on earth. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, hippopotamus is second. Hippopotamus deserves it. Mosquito does

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<v Speaker 1>not deserve it. This dipshit does not have a right

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<v Speaker 1>to have the influence in my life. That he had,

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<v Speaker 1>but god damnit, he did. He was carrying malaria. Who knew.

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<v Speaker 1>Crestkin appeared on a television show, which I don't remember

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<v Speaker 1>which one, but I know it wasn't Carson because Carson

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<v Speaker 1>would not let people like that on. But he appeared

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<v Speaker 1>on probably a daytime talk show. I would probably guess

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<v Speaker 1>Mike Douglas, maybe MERV Griffin or something. And he did

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<v Speaker 1>a scientific experiment with extrasensory perception and he was flogging

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<v Speaker 1>an ESP Science magic kid that had a little pendulum

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<v Speaker 1>with idiomatic movements and ESP cards and that kind of job.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was a real fan of science. I was

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<v Speaker 1>an avid reader. I considered myself to really like science,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. So I watched him have this demonstration of

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<v Speaker 1>a scientific principle, and I talked to my parents, who

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<v Speaker 1>were not wealthy my dad was a jail guard, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>and said, there's this science thing I want to get.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Christin's ESP kid. And we bought this kid. And

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<v Speaker 1>at the time, my sister was much older than me

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<v Speaker 1>had moved out, so I was essentially we were a

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<v Speaker 1>three person family. And I made my parents run through

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<v Speaker 1>these endless experiments with the SP kit and then and

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<v Speaker 1>I refer you, of course, to the Dewey decimal system,

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<v Speaker 1>which I know you're a big fan of. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a huge fan of that. Juggling and magic are very

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<v Speaker 1>close together in the Dewey decimal system because Dewey knew

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<v Speaker 1>these were junk art forms. And the Greenfield Public Library,

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<v Speaker 1>where I spent a lot of time, there were two

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<v Speaker 1>books on juggling which I had memorized, and there are

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of books on magic. And as as chance

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<v Speaker 1>would have it, the way I tell this story is

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<v Speaker 1>probably not true, but it's the way I remember it.

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<v Speaker 1>I picked up the book by dunning Er, who was

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<v Speaker 1>a mentalist in the forties, very famous, and I opened

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<v Speaker 1>it up and I remember it as seeing the same

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<v Speaker 1>trick Question had done on TV. When I think about

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<v Speaker 1>that objectively, I say, probably wasn't true, you know. But

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<v Speaker 1>I saw something that made me see that you could

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<v Speaker 1>do tricks like this with trickery. And my reaction could

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<v Speaker 1>only be justified by being fourteen years old, absolutely inappropriate,

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<v Speaker 1>out of scale. Everywhere, I stopped doing any science. I

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<v Speaker 1>went from an a student to a failing student in science.

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<v Speaker 1>I hated all magicians, I hated all scientists, because these

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<v Speaker 1>were people who would lie to children. And I put

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<v Speaker 1>that chip on my shoulder so strongly and said, well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Bob Dylan doesn't lie to children. John Lennon

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't lie to children. Jack carro Wact doesn't lie to children.

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<v Speaker 1>To Move doesn't lie to children. You know, Lenny Bruce

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't lie to children. Fuck the scientists, Thuck the magicians.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going with the people who don't lie to children. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>I also had a chip on my shoulder about magicians

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<v Speaker 1>because you tune into and I'm older than you, I

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<v Speaker 1>believe by quite a bit, but I could tune into

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<v Speaker 1>the Hollywood Palace and even when I was young, Ed

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<v Speaker 1>Sullivan and they would have a great band on like

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<v Speaker 1>The Who, and then before that would be a greasy

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<v Speaker 1>guy in a tucks with a lot of birds, torturing

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<v Speaker 1>women in front of mylar too bad, small dick, rip

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<v Speaker 1>off white boy music, And I was like, stop him,

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<v Speaker 1>break the band down. Why on earth wouldn't The Who

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<v Speaker 1>do three songs and let that you know? And as

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<v Speaker 1>nobody knows, the Beatles first appearance on Ed Sullivan was

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<v Speaker 1>followed by a magician. No, I didn't know that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's amazing yeah. Uh So it wasn't until I met

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<v Speaker 1>tell her and tell her told me and an Amazing Randy.

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<v Speaker 1>When I've read Amazing Randy's book Flim Flam and I

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<v Speaker 1>met Teller shortly after that, I understood that you could

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<v Speaker 1>do magic honestly, and then also that magic wasn't special.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, by my childhood definition of lying, when you

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<v Speaker 1>go on the office, you're lying, you know, because you're

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<v Speaker 1>not actually working in an office, it's a studio. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And you can be honest by just saying we're within

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<v Speaker 1>a proscenium. Robert de Niro is not Travis Pickle. He

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<v Speaker 1>does not drive a taxicab. There's a proscenium, and that

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<v Speaker 1>can extend to magic. And then tell her said to

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<v Speaker 1>me a sentence that is complete and utter nonsense that

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<v Speaker 1>we have explored for forty seven years, which is that

0:18:59.720 --> 0:19:06.520
<v Speaker 1>mad jack is an intellectual art form. And that sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like crazy talk until you think that music goes to

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<v Speaker 1>your lizard brain. You can tap your foot right away.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, poetry goes to your heart, even literature goes directly.

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<v Speaker 1>But magic you have to formulate what's impossible and talk

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<v Speaker 1>about what doors are closed to allow that to be done.

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<v Speaker 1>By the means that you know, so magic engages the

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<v Speaker 1>intellect at a level that no other art form does.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying that's a good thing. I'm just saying

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<v Speaker 1>I believe that's a true thing. And what's interesting to

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<v Speaker 1>me is that most other magicians pissed that away. They say,

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<v Speaker 1>put your doubt aside. Come in a magical journey with me.

0:19:56.080 --> 0:20:01.080
<v Speaker 1>No schmuck. The important thing about magic is the unwilling

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<v Speaker 1>suspension of disbelief. Shakespeare says, Okay, we're on an island now,

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<v Speaker 1>and there's been a shipwreck, and this guy you saw

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<v Speaker 1>in the deodorant commercial is actually a king, and the

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<v Speaker 1>audience goes, okay, Bill, what you got right? And in

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<v Speaker 1>magic you come out and go I'm holding this quarter

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<v Speaker 1>in my hand, and now it's gone. And you're supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to look at that with doubt because he doesn't say,

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<v Speaker 1>here's a quarter, let's pretend it's gone, right, And magicians

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<v Speaker 1>presented as though they are doing willing suspension of disbelief,

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<v Speaker 1>whereas the entire art form is the unwilling suspension disbelief, which,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, the phrase unwilling suspension disbelief was coined

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<v Speaker 1>by the greatest mind in magic, which is teller, who

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<v Speaker 1>have I written on his back for forty seven years? Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>I've never thought about it like that, right, of course,

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<v Speaker 1>because I grew up doing theater, and so it was

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<v Speaker 1>all about you know what I mean. There was a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of discussion, and then of course when I was

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<v Speaker 1>doing more experimental things, it was about, well how do

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<v Speaker 1>we change this? Right? But like, there are rules, and

0:21:25.720 --> 0:21:28.280
<v Speaker 1>the rule is once you sit down, there is a

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<v Speaker 1>willing suspension of disbelief. Right, And you were fifteen years

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<v Speaker 1>old saying you know I'm a salesman. Right, that's right,

0:21:37.440 --> 0:21:42.639
<v Speaker 1>that's exactly right. Going, okay, right, we're gonna go with

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<v Speaker 1>you here and see where it transports us. Right, okay. Yeah.

0:21:47.520 --> 0:21:51.560
<v Speaker 1>When the magic show, the audience never says, okay, this

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<v Speaker 1>box is completely empty. Maybe not, we don't show us.

0:21:56.680 --> 0:22:00.680
<v Speaker 1>Bang the back of it, okay, turn it around, Yeah

0:22:01.240 --> 0:22:09.600
<v Speaker 1>it's empty. We're not sure. We don't know. Oh sure

0:22:09.640 --> 0:22:12.360
<v Speaker 1>looks empty. It made it look empty, but we know

0:22:13.240 --> 0:22:15.719
<v Speaker 1>we know you're a magician, so may not be empty.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's very different than other forms of the in

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<v Speaker 1>your show. What's what's more important? Well, what where do

0:22:41.320 --> 0:22:44.720
<v Speaker 1>you feel like you have achieved? Your greatest success. Is

0:22:44.760 --> 0:22:49.320
<v Speaker 1>it the tricks or is it the words in between

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<v Speaker 1>that you started doing when you were twelve or thirteen.

0:22:52.520 --> 0:22:57.280
<v Speaker 1>I I don't think that could be separated. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even see them as different. I I believe and and

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<v Speaker 1>tell her to that what matters is the ideas, and

0:23:05.880 --> 0:23:09.840
<v Speaker 1>tell her and I usually I can't say always, but

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<v Speaker 1>when we're at our best, we start with an idea

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<v Speaker 1>that we share, that's in our hearts, that we want

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<v Speaker 1>to explore, and the tricks and the jokes come later.

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<v Speaker 1>And for me, uh and this is something that with

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<v Speaker 1>other comedians, even though my social circle is full of comedians,

0:23:30.119 --> 0:23:34.800
<v Speaker 1>there's a difference because I add the jokes last. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>we will run through stuff until I feel the ideas

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<v Speaker 1>are clear, and then I'll kind of try to make

0:23:42.359 --> 0:23:45.440
<v Speaker 1>it funny. I mean, obviously there are exceptions, but there

0:23:45.480 --> 0:23:48.679
<v Speaker 1>are very few where I started out going, this is

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<v Speaker 1>the joke we gotta get to. We gotta get to

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<v Speaker 1>this joke. It may it may surprise lay people that

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<v Speaker 1>I cut a lot of jokes that could huge laughs,

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<v Speaker 1>but that there it's the wrong kind of laugh, or

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't build the idea that's genius, you know, you've

0:24:08.119 --> 0:24:10.600
<v Speaker 1>got to do that. Uh. I have a really good

0:24:10.760 --> 0:24:14.480
<v Speaker 1>example of that. There's a there's a joke, an obvious joke,

0:24:14.880 --> 0:24:18.440
<v Speaker 1>absolutely clearly obvious joke that three of us in Vegas

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<v Speaker 1>did simultaneously because it's an obvious ad lib. We all

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<v Speaker 1>got huge laughs and we all cut it the next night. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>That was when Vegas first opened up. You can figure

0:24:34.080 --> 0:24:37.320
<v Speaker 1>the kinds of people that first came to Vegas. They

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<v Speaker 1>were the kind of people that were not risk averse

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<v Speaker 1>for whatever reasons, to be polite, to be polite. And

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<v Speaker 1>it was also, and this is a little bit chilling,

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<v Speaker 1>it was wonderful for the gambling industry. The people who

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<v Speaker 1>came in early without fear of COVID. We're also big gamblers.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was doing an act. Michael Goudeau, a juggler,

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<v Speaker 1>was doing an act. Piff the Magic Dragon, the magician,

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<v Speaker 1>was doing an act at all of us at different places.

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<v Speaker 1>Said there was one moment I was holding a torch

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<v Speaker 1>and I said, if you doubt this is real fire,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll come in to the audience, stick this into your eye. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>just a little turn. And then I followed it one

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<v Speaker 1>night because it was obvious by saying, but I'll be

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<v Speaker 1>safe about it. I'll put a mask on. Huge laugh,

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<v Speaker 1>after which I hated every person of the audience because

0:25:34.880 --> 0:25:38.000
<v Speaker 1>they weren't laughing like, oh, this is a pandemic we're in.

0:25:38.440 --> 0:25:42.639
<v Speaker 1>They were laughing, Oh, those mass things are bullshit, And

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<v Speaker 1>it was like whoa. And it was really funny because

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<v Speaker 1>I was telling that story to Piff like a week

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<v Speaker 1>later at Piff went yeah, I did the same joke,

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<v Speaker 1>cut it the same night, and then Gougo said me too.

0:25:55.960 --> 0:25:59.560
<v Speaker 1>I was up on a unicycle juggling knives, and I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to make the safer. I'll put a mask

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<v Speaker 1>on anyway. Whoa, No, I didn't need to do that, Chike. No, No.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's a case of cutting it for what I

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<v Speaker 1>would call moral or emotional rights. And then there are

0:26:15.240 --> 0:26:19.200
<v Speaker 1>many many more cases of cutting it because that that

0:26:19.320 --> 0:26:23.200
<v Speaker 1>confuses the trick, that confuses the idea. It's so interesting

0:26:23.240 --> 0:26:26.600
<v Speaker 1>to hear you say that. I've discussed this a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit on here, but it's why I consider Steve Correll

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<v Speaker 1>to be maybe the greatest improviser of now and up

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<v Speaker 1>there with any of the legends. And it's because of that.

0:26:42.280 --> 0:26:46.240
<v Speaker 1>I watched it for ten years. He had full license

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<v Speaker 1>to try and do whatever he wanted. But what he

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<v Speaker 1>was able to do was to improvise on character and

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<v Speaker 1>on story, and and the ability to do that after

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<v Speaker 1>day after day and stay there and not take the

0:27:04.440 --> 0:27:08.280
<v Speaker 1>cheap joke, not take a joke that we can land

0:27:08.400 --> 0:27:10.600
<v Speaker 1>because we know we're going to get a laugh that

0:27:10.760 --> 0:27:15.560
<v Speaker 1>doesn't further the story or in your case, what what

0:27:15.600 --> 0:27:18.520
<v Speaker 1>you're wanting to explore in this particular show or whatever.

0:27:19.200 --> 0:27:23.000
<v Speaker 1>And stay true to the character that you've created. Have

0:27:23.119 --> 0:27:27.840
<v Speaker 1>you created a character? Jeez? You know? Of course? I mean,

0:27:28.200 --> 0:27:32.159
<v Speaker 1>of course, Uh, you can't claim to be yourself on

0:27:32.280 --> 0:27:35.640
<v Speaker 1>stage because I don't say the same things every night

0:27:35.680 --> 0:27:41.920
<v Speaker 1>and do the same tricks. However I try, I don't know. Try.

0:27:41.920 --> 0:27:44.760
<v Speaker 1>It gives me too much credit. I don't have a choice.

0:27:45.200 --> 0:27:48.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm not a good actor. I haven't studied acting ever.

0:27:48.560 --> 0:27:52.840
<v Speaker 1>I have no skills in acting. I'm a performer. And

0:27:52.880 --> 0:27:58.200
<v Speaker 1>that distinction is unimportant to lay people, and crystal clear

0:27:58.680 --> 0:28:03.520
<v Speaker 1>to anybody who is one of the So I don't

0:28:03.640 --> 0:28:11.280
<v Speaker 1>think at all about character. I think first person myself

0:28:11.640 --> 0:28:15.440
<v Speaker 1>all the time. I realized that's a cheat, and that's

0:28:15.480 --> 0:28:19.280
<v Speaker 1>a lie. And if we're to analyze it. I'm obviously

0:28:19.320 --> 0:28:23.560
<v Speaker 1>doing a character, but I have removed that line of

0:28:23.600 --> 0:28:27.719
<v Speaker 1>make believe, and I believe that I'm really saying on

0:28:27.840 --> 0:28:32.080
<v Speaker 1>stage what I feel. Therefore, I have to align that

0:28:32.600 --> 0:28:35.920
<v Speaker 1>as much as possible. So when they bring me in

0:28:35.960 --> 0:28:38.480
<v Speaker 1>for acting roles, and I've done quite a few things,

0:28:39.320 --> 0:28:42.400
<v Speaker 1>I always saved them. Listen to me as I walk

0:28:42.480 --> 0:28:46.440
<v Speaker 1>in the room. Look at me. If that's precisely what

0:28:46.520 --> 0:28:51.280
<v Speaker 1>you want for the character, hire me. If you want

0:28:51.360 --> 0:29:00.360
<v Speaker 1>things faster, slower, louder, softer, angrier, pleasanter, sweeter, kinder. I

0:29:00.400 --> 0:29:04.080
<v Speaker 1>can do all of that. But if you want someone different,

0:29:04.680 --> 0:29:06.920
<v Speaker 1>you've got to pick someone else that's in that room,

0:29:07.120 --> 0:29:10.800
<v Speaker 1>because I can't do it. There are people that I

0:29:10.880 --> 0:29:14.640
<v Speaker 1>know who are men of a hundred voices. I am

0:29:14.680 --> 0:29:18.360
<v Speaker 1>a man of one voice and one character. You can

0:29:18.440 --> 0:29:21.320
<v Speaker 1>put me in a different outfit, you can comb my

0:29:21.400 --> 0:29:25.240
<v Speaker 1>hair differently, you can give me a different name. But motherfucker,

0:29:25.520 --> 0:29:33.720
<v Speaker 1>I sound like this. Oh that's amazing. You make Steve

0:29:33.760 --> 0:29:38.160
<v Speaker 1>Carrell even more amazing to me. Right well, he is.

0:29:38.600 --> 0:29:42.480
<v Speaker 1>But your career, it seems to me, which is You've

0:29:42.520 --> 0:29:47.240
<v Speaker 1>discussed this a little bit. It revolves around your commitment

0:29:47.280 --> 0:29:51.800
<v Speaker 1>to representing truth accurately? Do you think everything that has

0:29:51.840 --> 0:29:58.800
<v Speaker 1>come after reverts back to Kreskin? Like, do you think

0:29:58.840 --> 0:30:03.080
<v Speaker 1>your entire career or is really built because of that

0:30:03.240 --> 0:30:06.160
<v Speaker 1>as a young age and you wanting to do something different,

0:30:06.280 --> 0:30:10.760
<v Speaker 1>be defined differently? Well, you know in in Moby Dick,

0:30:12.240 --> 0:30:15.720
<v Speaker 1>which all I ever mentioned is Moby Dick and Bob Dylan.

0:30:16.200 --> 0:30:21.400
<v Speaker 1>In Moby Dick Um, it is said that Starbucks, arguably

0:30:21.440 --> 0:30:27.520
<v Speaker 1>the hero character, doesn't see cause and effect and Ahab

0:30:28.360 --> 0:30:34.440
<v Speaker 1>sees everything as cause and effect. We live in a

0:30:34.520 --> 0:30:40.960
<v Speaker 1>world that we can't understand, where cause and effect are

0:30:41.280 --> 0:30:44.400
<v Speaker 1>the most important thing, and a little bit beyond our grasp.

0:30:45.040 --> 0:30:48.960
<v Speaker 1>Even at a Newtonian level, never minded particle physics level,

0:30:49.960 --> 0:30:54.760
<v Speaker 1>we can never get you know, one pool ball hitting

0:30:54.760 --> 0:30:57.920
<v Speaker 1>another pool ball by the time you get to the

0:30:58.000 --> 0:31:02.000
<v Speaker 1>fourth or fifth hit. You have to know every particle

0:31:02.000 --> 0:31:04.560
<v Speaker 1>in the universe to be able to predict what happens next.

0:31:05.360 --> 0:31:09.160
<v Speaker 1>So if I want to even pretend to be even

0:31:09.360 --> 0:31:13.400
<v Speaker 1>slightly thinking about the truth, I have to say no

0:31:13.920 --> 0:31:18.280
<v Speaker 1>to that. The story that I've created about my life,

0:31:18.920 --> 0:31:24.160
<v Speaker 1>which is definitely not true because Kreskin did not cause

0:31:24.280 --> 0:31:29.640
<v Speaker 1>any of this, but the story I do feel that

0:31:29.720 --> 0:31:34.200
<v Speaker 1>there is a an obsession with what's real and what's

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<v Speaker 1>not that most people go through in their teen years

0:31:39.560 --> 0:31:44.600
<v Speaker 1>that I did now grow. I really really care, and

0:31:44.720 --> 0:31:51.800
<v Speaker 1>it is an impossible task because truth is relative. We

0:31:51.920 --> 0:31:55.560
<v Speaker 1>have not got the experiential skills to really get to

0:31:55.600 --> 0:31:59.640
<v Speaker 1>the kind of truth that I emotionally want. So what

0:31:59.800 --> 0:32:04.040
<v Speaker 1>I I'm doing is impossible. And to even claim that

0:32:04.160 --> 0:32:10.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying it is pretentious and presumptuous. But emotionally the

0:32:10.160 --> 0:32:13.840
<v Speaker 1>answer is yes, but it's only emotionally, not in any

0:32:13.880 --> 0:32:18.000
<v Speaker 1>sort of reality. Um, you went, you mentioned this briefly.

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<v Speaker 1>You went to Wringling Brothers and Barnman Bailey Greatest show

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<v Speaker 1>on Earth. Clown College. Thank you? Yes? Are you a graduate?

0:32:27.280 --> 0:32:29.200
<v Speaker 1>Yes you have? Do you have a degree? I have

0:32:29.320 --> 0:32:34.120
<v Speaker 1>a I have a bachelor's in buffoonery. Okay. Clown College

0:32:34.200 --> 0:32:38.080
<v Speaker 1>was a two things. Was a publicity vehicle because they

0:32:38.160 --> 0:32:40.600
<v Speaker 1>got a Sunday magazine story in the New York Times

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<v Speaker 1>every year and also something in Praying magazine every year,

0:32:44.080 --> 0:32:47.520
<v Speaker 1>and uh, that was worth the amount of money that

0:32:47.560 --> 0:32:51.400
<v Speaker 1>they put into it. They also really did train clowns,

0:32:51.840 --> 0:32:53.680
<v Speaker 1>and we're able to get people at a very low

0:32:53.720 --> 0:32:57.360
<v Speaker 1>wage that we're very, very skilled, and because of all

0:32:57.400 --> 0:33:00.080
<v Speaker 1>the hype about it, they got really good people, and

0:33:00.120 --> 0:33:02.080
<v Speaker 1>they got them really cheap, and they got a lot

0:33:02.160 --> 0:33:03.560
<v Speaker 1>of press out of it. It was a good deal

0:33:03.600 --> 0:33:06.880
<v Speaker 1>for everyone. Having said that, I'm afraid that I sound

0:33:06.880 --> 0:33:10.840
<v Speaker 1>a little bit cynical about their motives that made it

0:33:11.080 --> 0:33:15.080
<v Speaker 1>a business decision, But their motives are also pure. They

0:33:15.120 --> 0:33:17.560
<v Speaker 1>wanted to get funny people together and do really funny things.

0:33:17.880 --> 0:33:23.360
<v Speaker 1>For me, it was incredibly important because I was the

0:33:23.440 --> 0:33:28.760
<v Speaker 1>youngest there. I was seventeen. I had just gotten out

0:33:28.760 --> 0:33:31.880
<v Speaker 1>of high school that did not go well, and it

0:33:32.040 --> 0:33:38.200
<v Speaker 1>was the first time, well I I'm gonna I'm gonna

0:33:38.200 --> 0:33:42.480
<v Speaker 1>say this without without any bullshit modesty. So the first

0:33:42.480 --> 0:33:44.760
<v Speaker 1>time I was around in person people who were funnier

0:33:44.760 --> 0:33:48.520
<v Speaker 1>than me, and they were a lot funnier than me,

0:33:49.560 --> 0:33:53.560
<v Speaker 1>but more important than that, because that's just competition, bullshit,

0:33:53.600 --> 0:33:57.360
<v Speaker 1>who cares? More important than that. It was the first

0:33:57.480 --> 0:34:03.160
<v Speaker 1>time I could talk to people who spoke seriously about comedy.

0:34:03.640 --> 0:34:07.000
<v Speaker 1>Now you had that experience probably at nine years old.

0:34:07.480 --> 0:34:10.840
<v Speaker 1>I never experienced until I was seventeen. I would read

0:34:11.360 --> 0:34:15.360
<v Speaker 1>National Lampoon, I would play the Lenny Bruce records, and

0:34:15.400 --> 0:34:18.799
<v Speaker 1>I would say to my friends, isn't it really interesting

0:34:18.840 --> 0:34:21.319
<v Speaker 1>how they're doing? And they would go, ha ha, it's

0:34:21.320 --> 0:34:25.680
<v Speaker 1>really funny. What the funk you're talking about? And uh,

0:34:25.719 --> 0:34:28.120
<v Speaker 1>that's what you're supposed to do, by the way, if

0:34:28.120 --> 0:34:31.600
<v Speaker 1>you're not, if that's not your life, right, you know,

0:34:32.280 --> 0:34:36.200
<v Speaker 1>But to me it was, you know, Lenny bruce Is

0:34:36.200 --> 0:34:39.560
<v Speaker 1>is inventing this whole form, and look at how this

0:34:39.640 --> 0:34:42.000
<v Speaker 1>puts together, and how this goes from the joke to

0:34:42.120 --> 0:34:45.719
<v Speaker 1>his divorce to his trial. Look how all that's happening.

0:34:45.840 --> 0:34:49.040
<v Speaker 1>And look at National Lampoon. How there Michael o'donni he

0:34:49.120 --> 0:34:52.839
<v Speaker 1>was game, and they just shut up, you know, shut up,

0:34:52.920 --> 0:34:56.800
<v Speaker 1>they answered to me. And I got to Clown College,

0:34:57.680 --> 0:35:01.280
<v Speaker 1>and as silly as that name is in everything, I

0:35:01.320 --> 0:35:07.359
<v Speaker 1>was with thirty five people who had spent longer than me,

0:35:07.960 --> 0:35:12.160
<v Speaker 1>every one of them more seriously than me and better

0:35:12.200 --> 0:35:17.680
<v Speaker 1>than me, thinking about those ideas and the fact that

0:35:17.719 --> 0:35:20.400
<v Speaker 1>they were thinking and I know you understand that the

0:35:20.440 --> 0:35:22.240
<v Speaker 1>fact that we're thinking about how to do a pants

0:35:22.320 --> 0:35:28.440
<v Speaker 1>drop right does not change the seriousness that's right, you know. Uh.

0:35:28.520 --> 0:35:31.640
<v Speaker 1>They were trying to find where that part of our

0:35:31.680 --> 0:35:35.600
<v Speaker 1>heart that laughs lives and it doesn't matter whether you're

0:35:35.640 --> 0:35:39.040
<v Speaker 1>using a Seltzer bottle or whether you're Lenny Bruce. There

0:35:39.280 --> 0:35:44.200
<v Speaker 1>is there's something about thinking about that that really matters.

0:35:44.480 --> 0:35:48.920
<v Speaker 1>And those two and a half months where I, you know,

0:35:49.360 --> 0:35:52.600
<v Speaker 1>did trapeze, learned to walk a wire, you know, did

0:35:52.640 --> 0:35:56.480
<v Speaker 1>double backflips on the trampoline. Uh, they only let me

0:35:56.520 --> 0:35:59.439
<v Speaker 1>in because I was a good juggler, right. They didn't

0:35:59.480 --> 0:36:01.799
<v Speaker 1>let me in as I was funny. They let me

0:36:01.840 --> 0:36:03.759
<v Speaker 1>in and I was And I know this for a

0:36:03.840 --> 0:36:07.680
<v Speaker 1>fact because talking to the administration later, I was the

0:36:07.800 --> 0:36:12.560
<v Speaker 1>last person it picked and only in because someone else

0:36:12.600 --> 0:36:18.200
<v Speaker 1>got sick. I was the alternative. So I least least

0:36:18.200 --> 0:36:21.400
<v Speaker 1>deserve to be there, and therefore it might have been

0:36:21.440 --> 0:36:25.239
<v Speaker 1>the best experience for me. Right, you know, if you're

0:36:25.280 --> 0:36:28.320
<v Speaker 1>the worst one, You know, if you're in a band

0:36:28.760 --> 0:36:32.520
<v Speaker 1>and you're the best guy in the band, quit, If

0:36:32.560 --> 0:36:35.600
<v Speaker 1>you're in an improv group and you're the funniest, quit

0:36:35.960 --> 0:36:40.920
<v Speaker 1>you want to be the worst? That's right. I was

0:36:40.960 --> 0:36:42.680
<v Speaker 1>gonna say, I don't know if you know this about me,

0:36:42.719 --> 0:36:45.000
<v Speaker 1>but I'm sure that you do not. I don't talk

0:36:45.040 --> 0:36:48.480
<v Speaker 1>about it very often. Now, this is not circus. Are

0:36:48.480 --> 0:36:52.799
<v Speaker 1>you familiar with Jacques Lacock. Sure, of course, yes, So

0:36:53.080 --> 0:36:57.799
<v Speaker 1>I did not go clown college in a way, but

0:36:58.160 --> 0:37:01.200
<v Speaker 1>I studied and did men any many shows in the

0:37:01.200 --> 0:37:06.200
<v Speaker 1>theater with with his direct descendants, and and felt like

0:37:06.320 --> 0:37:11.080
<v Speaker 1>in a way, yes, Tatra de la June lon Uh

0:37:11.360 --> 0:37:15.239
<v Speaker 1>was French and American company performing in Minneapolis. I did

0:37:15.320 --> 0:37:18.719
<v Speaker 1>a lot of shows with them. And there's something you

0:37:18.840 --> 0:37:21.480
<v Speaker 1>just said that I haven't thought about in a long

0:37:21.640 --> 0:37:26.799
<v Speaker 1>long time, which is like analyzing the pants drop, Like

0:37:27.040 --> 0:37:30.960
<v Speaker 1>at what exactly how do we do this thing now?

0:37:30.960 --> 0:37:34.040
<v Speaker 1>It's not exactly the same. It was not circus clowning,

0:37:34.560 --> 0:37:38.680
<v Speaker 1>but clowning in another way. And in fact, this podcast

0:37:38.719 --> 0:37:40.920
<v Speaker 1>that you're on right now is called off the Beat

0:37:41.320 --> 0:37:45.000
<v Speaker 1>because of the director that I worked with there, who

0:37:45.040 --> 0:37:49.040
<v Speaker 1>taught me that comedy and I'm translating that to being

0:37:49.200 --> 0:37:54.520
<v Speaker 1>life happens off the beat, that true comedy happens in

0:37:54.719 --> 0:37:58.480
<v Speaker 1>unexpected moments, not in the moments that we think that

0:37:58.600 --> 0:38:02.719
<v Speaker 1>it should. Yeah, has to be and uh, learning to

0:38:02.800 --> 0:38:09.120
<v Speaker 1>internalize that rhythm is really important. You know, by all association,

0:38:09.200 --> 0:38:13.480
<v Speaker 1>I mean people at the cheesy clown college that I

0:38:13.520 --> 0:38:17.840
<v Speaker 1>went to and the people at the classy clown college

0:38:17.920 --> 0:38:22.799
<v Speaker 1>you were involved in did mate Oka. Of course they

0:38:22.840 --> 0:38:27.879
<v Speaker 1>were the same. They were the same species. Not long

0:38:27.960 --> 0:38:32.759
<v Speaker 1>after you left, you met Teller. I met Telling before

0:38:32.800 --> 0:38:35.840
<v Speaker 1>I went to Clown College. Met you met when I

0:38:35.880 --> 0:38:38.840
<v Speaker 1>was I was in high school. He was teaching high school.

0:38:39.000 --> 0:38:43.640
<v Speaker 1>We met different high which, incidentally, if I hadn't convinced

0:38:43.680 --> 0:38:46.320
<v Speaker 1>and yes, I convinced he did not want to and

0:38:46.480 --> 0:38:51.760
<v Speaker 1>I not convinced Teller to take a sabbatical from teaching

0:38:52.760 --> 0:38:56.799
<v Speaker 1>in Lawrence High School in New Jersey, if I had

0:38:56.840 --> 0:39:00.359
<v Speaker 1>not convinced him to do that. The very next year,

0:39:01.360 --> 0:39:04.880
<v Speaker 1>the first student enrolled in his class was John Stewart,

0:39:06.880 --> 0:39:10.960
<v Speaker 1>who was signed up to take Mr Teller's Latin and

0:39:11.040 --> 0:39:15.480
<v Speaker 1>Greek classics class. I was very excited about it. As

0:39:15.520 --> 0:39:19.520
<v Speaker 1>far as I know, the only person ever excited about

0:39:19.560 --> 0:39:24.400
<v Speaker 1>taking a class was John Stewart. And John Stewart has

0:39:24.440 --> 0:39:28.320
<v Speaker 1>said many times that his only goal in show business

0:39:28.800 --> 0:39:32.200
<v Speaker 1>is to be the more famous person from Lawrence High

0:39:32.440 --> 0:39:35.520
<v Speaker 1>than the teacher who abandoned him from the class he

0:39:35.600 --> 0:39:59.279
<v Speaker 1>wanted to take. Why does your working relationship? Why does

0:39:59.320 --> 0:40:01.320
<v Speaker 1>it work so well? I mean, here, here's the question.

0:40:01.360 --> 0:40:05.719
<v Speaker 1>You've only been asked nine hundred thousand times, but it's

0:40:05.760 --> 0:40:09.879
<v Speaker 1>fascinating to me. So I think it's because of an

0:40:09.880 --> 0:40:18.839
<v Speaker 1>absence of love. Um. Respect is more powerful working relationship

0:40:18.880 --> 0:40:24.600
<v Speaker 1>than love. Many of your greatest teams fell in love, Letting,

0:40:24.640 --> 0:40:30.240
<v Speaker 1>the McCartney were undoubtedly in love, Martin and Lewis whoa,

0:40:31.120 --> 0:40:37.319
<v Speaker 1>I mean embarrassingly in love, UM, Gilbert and Sullivan for

0:40:37.360 --> 0:40:42.480
<v Speaker 1>the first year, probably in love. Jagger and Richards. We

0:40:42.560 --> 0:40:47.240
<v Speaker 1>now I found out actually physically in love certain people.

0:40:48.480 --> 0:40:51.640
<v Speaker 1>You walk into a room with them. We don't know why,

0:40:52.000 --> 0:40:54.879
<v Speaker 1>and maybe the distance their eyes are apart. It may

0:40:54.880 --> 0:40:58.319
<v Speaker 1>be pheromones. But you walk into a room and you

0:40:58.480 --> 0:41:02.319
<v Speaker 1>have a cuddly feeling with them, You want to be

0:41:02.400 --> 0:41:04.680
<v Speaker 1>close with them, you want to move with them. And

0:41:05.040 --> 0:41:09.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm calling it sexual and it is, but it doesn't

0:41:09.840 --> 0:41:14.799
<v Speaker 1>mean sex, partners. It just means affection, warmth, whatever. And

0:41:14.840 --> 0:41:16.799
<v Speaker 1>there are other people, and I have friends of both

0:41:16.880 --> 0:41:21.839
<v Speaker 1>kinds that your relationship would be exactly as rich if

0:41:21.840 --> 0:41:25.880
<v Speaker 1>it were only over the internet. It's completely intellectual and

0:41:26.000 --> 0:41:29.360
<v Speaker 1>isn't tied to that. When I met Teller, there was

0:41:29.400 --> 0:41:34.520
<v Speaker 1>a complete and utter lack of cuddly feeling. We weren't

0:41:34.560 --> 0:41:37.799
<v Speaker 1>emotionally drawn to each other. We did not want to

0:41:37.800 --> 0:41:40.120
<v Speaker 1>be in the same room together. We did not want

0:41:40.120 --> 0:41:45.640
<v Speaker 1>to be close. But I had never met anyone more

0:41:45.680 --> 0:41:51.239
<v Speaker 1>intellectually stimulating. And we both believed very early on that

0:41:51.320 --> 0:41:55.399
<v Speaker 1>we did better stuff together that we did separately. Now

0:41:55.440 --> 0:42:00.000
<v Speaker 1>what happens is if you're in love, the first moment

0:42:00.160 --> 0:42:04.600
<v Speaker 1>you're not in love is really traumatic. The first moment

0:42:04.719 --> 0:42:09.080
<v Speaker 1>you have a horrible disagreement that gets personal, The first

0:42:09.120 --> 0:42:13.040
<v Speaker 1>moment someone else enters your world. You know, when you

0:42:13.160 --> 0:42:16.040
<v Speaker 1>fall into love with somebody that maybe is more sexual,

0:42:16.880 --> 0:42:20.239
<v Speaker 1>those things crumbled. Tell her and I when we did

0:42:20.280 --> 0:42:24.520
<v Speaker 1>not get along, when we did not particularly like each other,

0:42:25.640 --> 0:42:29.880
<v Speaker 1>that was not consequential, That meant nothing. You're working at

0:42:29.880 --> 0:42:33.440
<v Speaker 1>a seven eleven, the guy who cleans the slurping machine

0:42:33.920 --> 0:42:38.640
<v Speaker 1>pissed off? Who cares? I got gum to sell, you know,

0:42:39.280 --> 0:42:43.560
<v Speaker 1>So tell her and I. Over forty seven years, he's

0:42:43.640 --> 0:42:46.480
<v Speaker 1>my closest friend. I spent all day yesterday with him

0:42:46.520 --> 0:42:49.719
<v Speaker 1>in the hospital. He gets out today. He had bypass

0:42:49.760 --> 0:42:53.960
<v Speaker 1>surgery and he's recovering well. And I cried my eyes out.

0:42:54.520 --> 0:42:57.840
<v Speaker 1>And when my children were born, the first person to

0:42:57.920 --> 0:43:00.480
<v Speaker 1>hold them other than my wife and I was tell

0:43:00.480 --> 0:43:04.160
<v Speaker 1>her when our parents died the first people we talked to.

0:43:05.040 --> 0:43:10.360
<v Speaker 1>My children insist that Teller is my BFF. We are

0:43:10.520 --> 0:43:16.080
<v Speaker 1>very very close. It is an intellectual bond that that

0:43:16.400 --> 0:43:21.640
<v Speaker 1>spread to emotional with a great deal of time to

0:43:21.719 --> 0:43:26.640
<v Speaker 1>have that happen. And still people are a little shocked

0:43:26.640 --> 0:43:30.040
<v Speaker 1>when they work with us at how formal we are.

0:43:30.680 --> 0:43:36.080
<v Speaker 1>We work fairly formally and fairly meanly, but it's formal.

0:43:36.440 --> 0:43:42.640
<v Speaker 1>We arrive on time, we are polite, we we we

0:43:43.080 --> 0:43:47.160
<v Speaker 1>come there to work. And people have been amazed that

0:43:47.320 --> 0:43:51.879
<v Speaker 1>Teller and I have heart wrenching disagreements and the time

0:43:51.960 --> 0:43:54.799
<v Speaker 1>comes to work and we go right to work. And

0:43:54.840 --> 0:43:59.120
<v Speaker 1>that's all because there's no one I respect more than Teller,

0:43:59.760 --> 0:44:01.480
<v Speaker 1>and is a lot of people I love more than

0:44:01.520 --> 0:44:06.040
<v Speaker 1>tell her. And that's absolutely okay. We also don't socialize

0:44:06.160 --> 0:44:09.920
<v Speaker 1>very often. We even have mutual friends who come to

0:44:10.000 --> 0:44:12.560
<v Speaker 1>town and choose one of us. We're going to dinner

0:44:12.560 --> 0:44:15.280
<v Speaker 1>with Penn Tonite. We don't usually go I mean maybe

0:44:15.320 --> 0:44:18.239
<v Speaker 1>three or four times a year. Me now, when he

0:44:18.280 --> 0:44:19.960
<v Speaker 1>was in the hospital, I spent a lot more time

0:44:20.000 --> 0:44:24.800
<v Speaker 1>with them socially, of course, but a normal year, maybe

0:44:24.840 --> 0:44:27.200
<v Speaker 1>four times a year we go out to have dinner,

0:44:27.280 --> 0:44:29.640
<v Speaker 1>the two of us four times a year, and we

0:44:29.719 --> 0:44:32.759
<v Speaker 1>worked together seven days a week. And the reason is

0:44:33.120 --> 0:44:35.760
<v Speaker 1>we go we go out to eat. What you do today,

0:44:35.760 --> 0:44:40.520
<v Speaker 1>Teller saying, fucking thing you did, Penn, same what you

0:44:40.600 --> 0:44:44.120
<v Speaker 1>do twenty years ago, Same thing you did. What was

0:44:44.200 --> 0:44:46.680
<v Speaker 1>it like to be with Letterman? Same as it was

0:44:46.719 --> 0:44:50.160
<v Speaker 1>when I was with Letterman? What was it like to

0:44:50.200 --> 0:44:56.200
<v Speaker 1>do Saturnite live? Exactly like it was for you? So interesting, right?

0:44:56.960 --> 0:44:59.520
<v Speaker 1>I never thought about it like like that. I mean,

0:45:00.040 --> 0:45:03.400
<v Speaker 1>you hear what you know? The stereotypical you know, if

0:45:03.400 --> 0:45:06.160
<v Speaker 1>you if you're working with your spouse and you don't

0:45:06.200 --> 0:45:08.920
<v Speaker 1>have any time away, then you don't have time to

0:45:09.080 --> 0:45:11.200
<v Speaker 1>share what else is going on in your life with

0:45:11.719 --> 0:45:14.960
<v Speaker 1>other people. And yeah, I mean the ability to tell

0:45:15.040 --> 0:45:20.560
<v Speaker 1>stories and to share with someone who was there and

0:45:22.040 --> 0:45:26.919
<v Speaker 1>let those stories, which is really important, really important, let

0:45:26.960 --> 0:45:32.880
<v Speaker 1>those stories drift because the story that you tell yourself

0:45:32.920 --> 0:45:37.320
<v Speaker 1>about your life is who you are, and that story

0:45:37.480 --> 0:45:41.120
<v Speaker 1>has to drift and you can't have someone they're busting you.

0:45:42.120 --> 0:45:46.319
<v Speaker 1>I keep a journal like a teenage girl, which is

0:45:46.360 --> 0:45:50.800
<v Speaker 1>what I am. A teenage girl essentially. I keep a

0:45:50.880 --> 0:45:54.640
<v Speaker 1>journal every day so all it can occasionally be backstage

0:45:54.680 --> 0:45:57.440
<v Speaker 1>in our green room, which we call the monkey room

0:45:57.520 --> 0:46:00.560
<v Speaker 1>and tell they we'll have friends backstage, And for some reason,

0:46:01.480 --> 0:46:04.280
<v Speaker 1>I haven't rushed home, like I want to eat something.

0:46:04.560 --> 0:46:07.040
<v Speaker 1>So I sit in the room and I'll hear tell

0:46:07.040 --> 0:46:11.560
<v Speaker 1>her telling a story to his friends that I was

0:46:11.600 --> 0:46:14.520
<v Speaker 1>there for, and he'll be telling it, and I will

0:46:14.560 --> 0:46:18.680
<v Speaker 1>sit there thinking this is wrong in every detail and

0:46:19.440 --> 0:46:23.800
<v Speaker 1>he's not lying. And then I'll remember that story myself

0:46:23.880 --> 0:46:27.600
<v Speaker 1>and I'll run it. And occasionally, not often, but like

0:46:27.680 --> 0:46:31.080
<v Speaker 1>two or three times, I've gone back and been able

0:46:31.120 --> 0:46:34.080
<v Speaker 1>to get the coordinates to be able to find that

0:46:34.120 --> 0:46:38.000
<v Speaker 1>in my journal and read what I wrote that the

0:46:38.080 --> 0:46:42.960
<v Speaker 1>FBI would accept in court, you know, contemporaneous notes, and

0:46:43.320 --> 0:46:46.200
<v Speaker 1>it does not overlap with the story either of us

0:46:46.239 --> 0:46:52.160
<v Speaker 1>had in any way. What I find interesting is I've

0:46:52.200 --> 0:46:55.239
<v Speaker 1>heard tell her and I tell the same story, and

0:46:56.320 --> 0:46:58.600
<v Speaker 1>tell her gives me the punch line, and I give

0:46:58.640 --> 0:47:01.839
<v Speaker 1>tell her the punch line, which is really interesting. You know,

0:47:02.560 --> 0:47:06.680
<v Speaker 1>we reverse, we reverse who gets who was the clever

0:47:06.760 --> 0:47:10.919
<v Speaker 1>one and who did the setup, because we know you'll

0:47:10.960 --> 0:47:14.839
<v Speaker 1>get a bigger laugh when you aren't self aggrandizing, get

0:47:14.840 --> 0:47:17.360
<v Speaker 1>a bigger laugh setting up. If you're telling a story

0:47:17.400 --> 0:47:20.200
<v Speaker 1>of something someone said on the step that was hysterical.

0:47:20.719 --> 0:47:23.879
<v Speaker 1>You've learned you'll get a bigger laugh if you give

0:47:24.000 --> 0:47:28.160
<v Speaker 1>that line to someone else, and you do it because

0:47:28.200 --> 0:47:31.279
<v Speaker 1>you want the laugh more than you want the credit. Right.

0:47:32.320 --> 0:47:36.160
<v Speaker 1>You guys have been together now in residency at the

0:47:36.280 --> 0:47:41.520
<v Speaker 1>Rio in Vegas twenty one years. Uh longest running headliners

0:47:41.560 --> 0:47:47.279
<v Speaker 1>to ever continuously play the same hotel in Vegas. Is

0:47:47.360 --> 0:47:53.040
<v Speaker 1>this the life you ever imagined for yourself? You know?

0:47:53.360 --> 0:48:01.000
<v Speaker 1>You know? No, never possibly imagined, never within my goal set. Never,

0:48:01.200 --> 0:48:06.200
<v Speaker 1>you know. Um. Paul McCartney has said in interviews that

0:48:06.320 --> 0:48:09.600
<v Speaker 1>the Beatles should have been more successful. Right. He said

0:48:09.600 --> 0:48:14.520
<v Speaker 1>that Elvis Presley wanted to be more popular. If you

0:48:14.600 --> 0:48:18.160
<v Speaker 1>know Howard Stern when he was the king of all media,

0:48:18.520 --> 0:48:22.439
<v Speaker 1>he wanted more. If you've met Madonna, she wanted more.

0:48:22.640 --> 0:48:26.880
<v Speaker 1>If you've read biographies of Houdini, being the most successful

0:48:26.920 --> 0:48:29.479
<v Speaker 1>person in the United States of America was not enough

0:48:29.800 --> 0:48:35.120
<v Speaker 1>for Harry Houdini. I've never felt that my goal was

0:48:35.239 --> 0:48:41.440
<v Speaker 1>to maybe make a middle class living in something like

0:48:41.600 --> 0:48:46.040
<v Speaker 1>the arts show business. My view of show business was

0:48:46.160 --> 0:48:50.279
<v Speaker 1>very similar to my father's. I would have been very

0:48:50.360 --> 0:48:56.520
<v Speaker 1>happy being a you know, segment producer on a local

0:48:57.040 --> 0:49:00.600
<v Speaker 1>talk show setting that up, I would have been really

0:49:00.640 --> 0:49:05.560
<v Speaker 1>happy to be a local DJ who said a funny

0:49:05.560 --> 0:49:08.439
<v Speaker 1>thing or two between songs tell her and I. Our

0:49:08.719 --> 0:49:14.600
<v Speaker 1>goal was maybe two hundred seat theaters, and if not,

0:49:15.560 --> 0:49:20.600
<v Speaker 1>we were thrilled with cruise ships, corporate shows, trade shows.

0:49:21.120 --> 0:49:25.160
<v Speaker 1>Our heroes were people who had lived their whole life

0:49:25.200 --> 0:49:28.799
<v Speaker 1>like that. Some of the funniest, most skilled people I know,

0:49:29.800 --> 0:49:35.600
<v Speaker 1>Johnny Thompson, Billie McComb, all these people no one has

0:49:35.640 --> 0:49:39.080
<v Speaker 1>heard of, and they worked their entire life in show

0:49:39.160 --> 0:49:44.839
<v Speaker 1>business and made people laugh their nutsacks off. They amazed them,

0:49:44.880 --> 0:49:48.480
<v Speaker 1>they thrilled them, and they worked corporate shows and get

0:49:48.560 --> 0:49:52.759
<v Speaker 1>paid really well, you know for a guy, you know,

0:49:53.200 --> 0:49:56.800
<v Speaker 1>not really well for Robin Williams, you know, but really

0:49:56.800 --> 0:50:00.320
<v Speaker 1>well for a guy. And they were the ones we

0:50:00.320 --> 0:50:04.720
<v Speaker 1>were aspiring too. And we did the off Broadway show

0:50:05.360 --> 0:50:08.200
<v Speaker 1>as kind of like, well, we'll see how it goes,

0:50:08.440 --> 0:50:13.040
<v Speaker 1>but we had fair gigs booked for after it, right,

0:50:13.239 --> 0:50:16.200
<v Speaker 1>we were going right back to being carny trash. We

0:50:16.200 --> 0:50:20.440
<v Speaker 1>were very happy, and it was so uncomfortable when people

0:50:20.440 --> 0:50:23.960
<v Speaker 1>would interview me will We're playing on Broadway and it

0:50:24.080 --> 0:50:27.400
<v Speaker 1>was our first run on Broadway. People said, is this

0:50:27.480 --> 0:50:31.400
<v Speaker 1>a dream? Come true? Have you finally lived? And I'd say, no,

0:50:32.320 --> 0:50:34.799
<v Speaker 1>it never crossed my mind to be on Broadway. That

0:50:34.880 --> 0:50:37.959
<v Speaker 1>was sincere when I was off Broadway. It didn't cross

0:50:38.000 --> 0:50:40.200
<v Speaker 1>my mind to be on Broadway. I just didn't think

0:50:40.239 --> 0:50:43.719
<v Speaker 1>that was the kind of thing I did. Also, they said,

0:50:43.920 --> 0:50:46.520
<v Speaker 1>what does it feel like, after struggling for all these

0:50:46.600 --> 0:50:50.120
<v Speaker 1>years to finally have a successful show? And I would say, well,

0:50:50.160 --> 0:50:54.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't mean disrespect, but within six months of Taylor

0:50:54.560 --> 0:50:57.319
<v Speaker 1>and I working together, we were making as much money

0:50:57.360 --> 0:51:00.520
<v Speaker 1>as our dads, and we're doing exactly what we wanted,

0:51:00.800 --> 0:51:04.279
<v Speaker 1>and we were really proud of the show. So I

0:51:04.400 --> 0:51:09.239
<v Speaker 1>considered us wicked successful. You've never even heard of us,

0:51:09.560 --> 0:51:14.759
<v Speaker 1>you know. Neil Simon said, the big difference is from

0:51:14.960 --> 0:51:19.080
<v Speaker 1>zero dollars a week to two dollars a week doing

0:51:19.120 --> 0:51:23.000
<v Speaker 1>what you want, and after that, adding zeros doesn't mean anything.

0:51:23.280 --> 0:51:27.920
<v Speaker 1>It does to Howard Stern, it does to Houdini, it

0:51:28.000 --> 0:51:30.960
<v Speaker 1>does to Madonna, does to Paul McCartney, it does not

0:51:31.200 --> 0:51:36.600
<v Speaker 1>to me. And I remember reading the Silverman biography of Houdini,

0:51:36.880 --> 0:51:41.440
<v Speaker 1>and I had always identified with Houdini as a child.

0:51:41.960 --> 0:51:44.719
<v Speaker 1>And this is a wonderfully written book, very very detailed,

0:51:45.400 --> 0:51:48.319
<v Speaker 1>then later ratso that the Sloman book came out, which

0:51:48.320 --> 0:51:50.960
<v Speaker 1>is also wonderful. And I always felt like I was

0:51:51.040 --> 0:51:55.000
<v Speaker 1>kind of a Houdini guy because he busted psychics and

0:51:55.080 --> 0:51:58.520
<v Speaker 1>he cared very much about the truth and he was

0:51:58.560 --> 0:52:01.719
<v Speaker 1>a magician. And I read this book and went wow,

0:52:02.640 --> 0:52:08.600
<v Speaker 1>I could not be further from Houdini because I am satisfying,

0:52:10.440 --> 0:52:16.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm content, and that he is a star. He was

0:52:16.640 --> 0:52:20.839
<v Speaker 1>a star. I will never be a star because I

0:52:20.960 --> 0:52:28.520
<v Speaker 1>don't feel unfulfilled the fact that nobody in China has

0:52:28.600 --> 0:52:32.800
<v Speaker 1>heard of me does not bother me at all. It

0:52:33.480 --> 0:52:36.160
<v Speaker 1>ate at Elvis. Do you know that Elvis was bothered

0:52:36.160 --> 0:52:39.200
<v Speaker 1>by that that people in China didn't know who he was.

0:52:39.480 --> 0:52:42.640
<v Speaker 1>That bugged him. As far as I'm concerned, people in

0:52:42.760 --> 0:52:45.440
<v Speaker 1>China could keep elected the same guy over and over again.

0:52:45.680 --> 0:52:48.440
<v Speaker 1>At as long as they don't go nuclear, I'm happy

0:52:48.480 --> 0:52:53.840
<v Speaker 1>with them not knowing who Pett is real. Oh my gosh,

0:52:54.239 --> 0:52:58.520
<v Speaker 1>you're so interesting. I truly I could talk to you

0:52:58.680 --> 0:53:01.720
<v Speaker 1>all day. I I want to hit a couple of things.

0:53:02.719 --> 0:53:07.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm now going to reduce your hit television show Bullshit

0:53:07.880 --> 0:53:11.960
<v Speaker 1>that ran seven eight years in one sentence, what was

0:53:12.000 --> 0:53:18.040
<v Speaker 1>your favorite thing that you debunked on bullshit. Uh, That's

0:53:18.960 --> 0:53:22.200
<v Speaker 1>the most emotional was talking to the dead, because I

0:53:22.200 --> 0:53:25.200
<v Speaker 1>did it right after my mom died, and I had

0:53:25.239 --> 0:53:29.640
<v Speaker 1>intellectually knew that that was morally wrong, but I never

0:53:29.680 --> 0:53:35.160
<v Speaker 1>felt it emotionally. I was parenting what Houdini was saying

0:53:35.200 --> 0:53:38.920
<v Speaker 1>after his mother died, but I never felt it. And

0:53:39.080 --> 0:53:43.560
<v Speaker 1>when I felt as an atheist that all I had

0:53:44.239 --> 0:53:50.719
<v Speaker 1>of my mom was the memory of everything she said

0:53:50.760 --> 0:53:53.760
<v Speaker 1>to me and everything we've done, and that there were people,

0:53:54.600 --> 0:53:57.880
<v Speaker 1>because of a lack of talent and a quest for power,

0:53:58.719 --> 0:54:01.319
<v Speaker 1>we're willing to take people memories of their loved ones

0:54:01.360 --> 0:54:03.879
<v Speaker 1>and distort them. Let me tell you, I don't give

0:54:03.880 --> 0:54:06.719
<v Speaker 1>a funk about the money. I don't even give a

0:54:06.719 --> 0:54:11.160
<v Speaker 1>funk about the truth. The fact that people have someone

0:54:11.239 --> 0:54:15.080
<v Speaker 1>they love and someone comes in and says, this is

0:54:15.160 --> 0:54:18.279
<v Speaker 1>what your loved one is thinking or feeling, and that

0:54:18.360 --> 0:54:23.520
<v Speaker 1>distorts even by that much who that person was to them.

0:54:23.880 --> 0:54:26.960
<v Speaker 1>Fuck you in the neck. That was the one emotionally,

0:54:27.560 --> 0:54:31.040
<v Speaker 1>The one intellectually that I had a fight for was

0:54:31.080 --> 0:54:35.360
<v Speaker 1>when we did the anti anti vax show, which people

0:54:35.440 --> 0:54:38.440
<v Speaker 1>say to me, Wow, how did you guys do that

0:54:38.640 --> 0:54:41.399
<v Speaker 1>so many years before the anti vaxers, and I say,

0:54:41.680 --> 0:54:47.279
<v Speaker 1>Jenny McCarthy was killing people well before, well before the

0:54:47.400 --> 0:54:52.000
<v Speaker 1>santos um. But I had a I had a fight

0:54:52.080 --> 0:54:58.000
<v Speaker 1>for that because they said it's not interesting, it's not sexy.

0:54:58.200 --> 0:55:02.080
<v Speaker 1>And I said, I will promise Shoe, I will find

0:55:02.080 --> 0:55:07.319
<v Speaker 1>a woman with larger breaths than Jenny McCarthy and we

0:55:07.440 --> 0:55:13.759
<v Speaker 1>will have her topless, reading teleprompter with actual facts on vaccines,

0:55:14.520 --> 0:55:20.680
<v Speaker 1>and Bryant I delivered. Now I had to make a deal.

0:55:21.440 --> 0:55:25.080
<v Speaker 1>They said if we wanted to do the anti anti

0:55:25.160 --> 0:55:29.200
<v Speaker 1>vac show, that we had to do a show on cheerleading.

0:55:29.920 --> 0:55:32.520
<v Speaker 1>And I said, give me a fucking break. I got

0:55:32.520 --> 0:55:35.359
<v Speaker 1>to bullshit on cheerleading, and they said, yeah, we think

0:55:35.360 --> 0:55:37.680
<v Speaker 1>it's an interesting subject and we can also get a

0:55:37.719 --> 0:55:40.800
<v Speaker 1>lot of sexy stuff in there. And I went for me.

0:55:41.320 --> 0:55:45.120
<v Speaker 1>And then the cheerleading show ended up being one of

0:55:45.160 --> 0:55:47.880
<v Speaker 1>our better shows because it was fascinating and dealt with

0:55:47.920 --> 0:55:53.319
<v Speaker 1>sexism at the dangers, the dangers of cheerleading and so

0:55:53.880 --> 0:56:03.600
<v Speaker 1>once again proving I'm wrong about everything. Uh, your your

0:56:03.680 --> 0:56:08.000
<v Speaker 1>newest show that's only been been running eleven twelve years,

0:56:08.480 --> 0:56:15.160
<v Speaker 1>Penn and Teller fool Us Uh just premiered October, you

0:56:15.200 --> 0:56:20.120
<v Speaker 1>can check out the new season of fool Us. This

0:56:20.120 --> 0:56:22.439
<v Speaker 1>this is is a take on on what your core

0:56:22.560 --> 0:56:26.840
<v Speaker 1>values are, right, uh kind of you know. Uh, I

0:56:26.880 --> 0:56:31.360
<v Speaker 1>will tell you though. Uh. Everybody puts the emphasis on magic,

0:56:31.400 --> 0:56:33.359
<v Speaker 1>as they should. It's what we do to sell it.

0:56:33.760 --> 0:56:35.800
<v Speaker 1>But one of the things that Teller and I wanted

0:56:35.840 --> 0:56:40.160
<v Speaker 1>to do, and I'm so gratified that people have noticed this,

0:56:41.120 --> 0:56:47.000
<v Speaker 1>is we wanted to treat performers on a talent show

0:56:47.560 --> 0:56:52.640
<v Speaker 1>in the broad sense, uh, with kindness, because I believe

0:56:52.800 --> 0:56:56.160
<v Speaker 1>anyone who opens up their heart in the arts at

0:56:56.200 --> 0:57:00.880
<v Speaker 1>all deserves kindness. And some of the other shows, although

0:57:00.880 --> 0:57:03.200
<v Speaker 1>they have changed over the years, they've mellowed a lot.

0:57:03.640 --> 0:57:07.040
<v Speaker 1>The other shows where we started full Us. Some of

0:57:07.080 --> 0:57:12.480
<v Speaker 1>the other shows were um celebrating cruelty in a way

0:57:12.480 --> 0:57:18.320
<v Speaker 1>that Taylor and I found unwatchable. And also it's very strange.

0:57:18.400 --> 0:57:23.680
<v Speaker 1>But fool Us is in a certain way objective, right.

0:57:24.240 --> 0:57:27.000
<v Speaker 1>It's not like, oh, you're gonna make it in show

0:57:27.040 --> 0:57:30.760
<v Speaker 1>business because of that wonderful smile, or oh you have

0:57:30.840 --> 0:57:36.560
<v Speaker 1>a sense of timing. It's I don't know how you

0:57:37.120 --> 0:57:43.600
<v Speaker 1>did that boom. I don't know. Maybe everyone else, which

0:57:43.600 --> 0:57:47.600
<v Speaker 1>it seems on the Internet. Everyone else does, but we

0:57:47.680 --> 0:57:51.320
<v Speaker 1>didn't at that time, and that's kind of objective. And

0:57:51.440 --> 0:57:54.880
<v Speaker 1>I really liked that part of it. I liked the

0:57:54.920 --> 0:57:58.040
<v Speaker 1>part of it that the people we liked the most

0:57:58.920 --> 0:58:02.320
<v Speaker 1>and who did the best warming didn't necessarily fool us,

0:58:03.000 --> 0:58:05.880
<v Speaker 1>and the people who fooled us weren't necessarily best. I

0:58:05.960 --> 0:58:09.440
<v Speaker 1>really enjoyed that. And also I like the fact that

0:58:09.520 --> 0:58:14.440
<v Speaker 1>we weren't putting our thumb on the scale of show business.

0:58:14.480 --> 0:58:20.320
<v Speaker 1>Because I've often said about, you know, American Idol until

0:58:20.400 --> 0:58:24.240
<v Speaker 1>you can prove to me that tiny Tim sun Raw,

0:58:25.120 --> 0:58:29.360
<v Speaker 1>Bob Dylan, and David Allen co win, I don't want

0:58:29.360 --> 0:58:34.080
<v Speaker 1>to watch it unless you can prove to me that

0:58:34.200 --> 0:58:39.439
<v Speaker 1>the absolute nuts that America has embraced they're gonna win

0:58:39.520 --> 0:58:43.560
<v Speaker 1>this show. I don't want someone that's singing perfectly on

0:58:43.680 --> 0:58:47.760
<v Speaker 1>pitch and whose mother is dying of cancer. I want

0:58:47.840 --> 0:58:51.280
<v Speaker 1>someone that opens up their chest, shows me their heart,

0:58:51.560 --> 0:59:12.800
<v Speaker 1>and says so there. I gotta ask you about Black Mirror.

0:59:13.680 --> 0:59:17.360
<v Speaker 1>The Black Museum was adapted from a story idea of yours.

0:59:17.440 --> 0:59:21.320
<v Speaker 1>How did you get involved with that? I I was

0:59:21.440 --> 0:59:25.000
<v Speaker 1>touring with an avant garde band called The Residents out

0:59:25.040 --> 0:59:30.280
<v Speaker 1>of San Francisco. I was touring their opera as the

0:59:30.360 --> 0:59:37.880
<v Speaker 1>narrator and in Barcelona, Spain, I got wicked sick and

0:59:38.240 --> 0:59:46.520
<v Speaker 1>taken to a Barcelona hospital, which we're not the best

0:59:46.520 --> 0:59:50.840
<v Speaker 1>hospitals in the world, where nobody knew where where I

0:59:51.000 --> 0:59:54.360
<v Speaker 1>was because I had been taking an ambulance when no

0:59:54.400 --> 0:59:58.400
<v Speaker 1>one from the crew was watching right. I spoke at

0:59:58.440 --> 1:00:03.880
<v Speaker 1>the time, no Spanish, The doctors spoke no English. I

1:00:04.080 --> 1:00:08.080
<v Speaker 1>had a fever that I only saw in centigrade, but

1:00:08.400 --> 1:00:13.840
<v Speaker 1>was wicked high. I was hallucinating out of my mind

1:00:14.720 --> 1:00:18.240
<v Speaker 1>and all I thought about was if one of these

1:00:18.320 --> 1:00:22.400
<v Speaker 1>doctors could just feel the pain without me having to talk,

1:00:23.000 --> 1:00:27.120
<v Speaker 1>they could diagnose it and fix me. M in a

1:00:27.160 --> 1:00:33.000
<v Speaker 1>fever dream, an actual fever dream. I imagined the whole

1:00:33.040 --> 1:00:36.880
<v Speaker 1>story of the Pain Addict, which is my original short

1:00:36.920 --> 1:00:42.280
<v Speaker 1>story that I published, and I I was taken out

1:00:42.280 --> 1:00:45.240
<v Speaker 1>of that hospital by one of the band members, who

1:00:45.280 --> 1:00:47.840
<v Speaker 1>was a tough American who just said, get your fucking

1:00:47.880 --> 1:00:52.160
<v Speaker 1>hands off them. We're Americans, get your fucking hands off them,

1:00:52.160 --> 1:00:55.400
<v Speaker 1>come on, pat and carried me out of the hospital

1:00:55.920 --> 1:00:59.640
<v Speaker 1>and left me in the hotel room in Barcelona for

1:00:59.760 --> 1:01:02.600
<v Speaker 1>three days with a dancer who has left to take

1:01:02.640 --> 1:01:06.680
<v Speaker 1>care of me until I got better and joined rejoined

1:01:06.680 --> 1:01:10.640
<v Speaker 1>the troop. Then, many many years later, I got to

1:01:10.680 --> 1:01:14.200
<v Speaker 1>meet Charlie through a mutual friend in England. We've been

1:01:14.240 --> 1:01:17.240
<v Speaker 1>out for lunch and we are having a wonderful time.

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<v Speaker 1>And I said to him, you know, I don't want

1:01:20.640 --> 1:01:23.560
<v Speaker 1>to turn this into a business meeting. I'm sure everybody

1:01:23.600 --> 1:01:26.400
<v Speaker 1>pitches you, said, Bob, I have been out of ideas

1:01:26.440 --> 1:01:32.600
<v Speaker 1>for two years. Tell me anything. And I told him

1:01:33.040 --> 1:01:36.720
<v Speaker 1>the story idea and he went, jeez, that that'd be

1:01:36.800 --> 1:01:40.080
<v Speaker 1>really good. And then he said to me, listen, let

1:01:40.160 --> 1:01:43.160
<v Speaker 1>me tell you about me as a collaborator. I don't

1:01:43.200 --> 1:01:47.280
<v Speaker 1>answer the phone. I don't answer text I don't answer emails.

1:01:48.320 --> 1:01:51.320
<v Speaker 1>I will tell you we're doing something, then you will

1:01:51.360 --> 1:01:54.919
<v Speaker 1>hear nothing about it for three months that I'll call

1:01:55.000 --> 1:01:58.000
<v Speaker 1>you and talk for two hours. I will leave you

1:01:58.040 --> 1:02:01.480
<v Speaker 1>out of the process. I'll throw things on your shoulders.

1:02:01.840 --> 1:02:04.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm the worst person to work with in the world,

1:02:05.320 --> 1:02:09.400
<v Speaker 1>but I'd like to do this. I said, good. I

1:02:09.440 --> 1:02:14.840
<v Speaker 1>called him stead, we're gonna work on this nothing. Six

1:02:14.880 --> 1:02:19.600
<v Speaker 1>weeks later he called me, talked for three hours and said,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll send you a script and you can make notes

1:02:22.400 --> 1:02:25.520
<v Speaker 1>on it. I said, great, I have some other notes

1:02:25.560 --> 1:02:27.520
<v Speaker 1>on stuff we've been talking about. This will be great.

1:02:27.640 --> 1:02:34.960
<v Speaker 1>I'll send you my notes. Nothing. Nothing. Uh. Then he

1:02:35.160 --> 1:02:40.600
<v Speaker 1>sent me the script. Eight months later, he sent me

1:02:40.640 --> 1:02:44.520
<v Speaker 1>the script. I called him up. He answered and said,

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<v Speaker 1>we're shooting next week. I said, I have some thoughts.

1:02:48.600 --> 1:02:52.200
<v Speaker 1>He said, I'm sure you do. We're shooting next week.

1:02:52.520 --> 1:02:55.240
<v Speaker 1>I said, you don't. I really wanted to audition for

1:02:55.280 --> 1:02:57.480
<v Speaker 1>one of the roles. He said, I'm sure you did.

1:02:57.800 --> 1:03:04.000
<v Speaker 1>It's cast. I said, what what is the credit? And

1:03:04.040 --> 1:03:09.000
<v Speaker 1>they said, you'll be happy. He then gave me a

1:03:09.040 --> 1:03:14.040
<v Speaker 1>fabulous credit and overpaid me. And my agent said we're

1:03:14.040 --> 1:03:18.320
<v Speaker 1>gonna call him and negotiate the fee. We're sure we

1:03:18.320 --> 1:03:20.880
<v Speaker 1>can get him up from here. And I said, listen,

1:03:21.800 --> 1:03:25.200
<v Speaker 1>for one time in show business someone has paid me

1:03:25.800 --> 1:03:30.720
<v Speaker 1>more than fairly. I think we should reward this behavior

1:03:31.040 --> 1:03:35.960
<v Speaker 1>and say thank you. Yes. And it came out and

1:03:36.040 --> 1:03:38.600
<v Speaker 1>people gave me all this credit and said, oh, was

1:03:38.600 --> 1:03:43.360
<v Speaker 1>your original story? And I said, yes, but a lot

1:03:43.400 --> 1:03:45.720
<v Speaker 1>of what makes it good was not done by me.

1:03:46.960 --> 1:03:52.840
<v Speaker 1>But thank you. That's amazing. He's I will now say

1:03:53.160 --> 1:03:55.840
<v Speaker 1>he's the best person to work with you could ever

1:03:55.920 --> 1:04:00.000
<v Speaker 1>work with. Makes you work not at all, gives you more,

1:04:00.000 --> 1:04:04.240
<v Speaker 1>and it pays you well, goes away and no no

1:04:04.360 --> 1:04:07.840
<v Speaker 1>email or call saying that kid out okay or I

1:04:07.880 --> 1:04:12.880
<v Speaker 1>did a good job, didn't I nothing. We went out

1:04:12.920 --> 1:04:15.880
<v Speaker 1>to dinner afterwards when I was in Britain and he said, yeah,

1:04:15.880 --> 1:04:18.280
<v Speaker 1>that went well, and that was the entire about we

1:04:18.320 --> 1:04:25.520
<v Speaker 1>talked about it. Oh my gosh, Uh you'r how much

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<v Speaker 1>of your shows now is written? Are you still? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you still making it up as you go along? Obviously

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<v Speaker 1>there's a structure, and I'm I'm and teller. We're both

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<v Speaker 1>the biggest tight asses you've ever met. We do stuff

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<v Speaker 1>that looks really dangerous and really isn't and we're proud

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<v Speaker 1>of that. And we do stuff magic tricks that are really,

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<v Speaker 1>really really hard. That means that although there's a loosened

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<v Speaker 1>provisation to begin with, and there are moments that I

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<v Speaker 1>can improvise. Uh, if you come see our show two

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<v Speaker 1>nights in a row, I scratched my nose at the

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<v Speaker 1>exact same place, I clear my throat at the same place.

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<v Speaker 1>And if I change a line, which I sometimes do

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<v Speaker 1>because the audience or what's going on, there are eight

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<v Speaker 1>people who go on high alert on headsets and say

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<v Speaker 1>pen is off book. Everybody ready, and they will they

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<v Speaker 1>will follow me. But I know fabulous improvisers, and it

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<v Speaker 1>would be disrespectful of me to say that I do

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<v Speaker 1>any improvisation whatsoever. You're you have a new book random

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<v Speaker 1>just released available now. It's about a man who begins

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<v Speaker 1>making life choices based on the role of his lucky dice.

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<v Speaker 1>What what pushed you to write this story? Where did

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<v Speaker 1>this come from? Uh? Well, once again, I don't get

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<v Speaker 1>much credit for it. It's it's an unpleasant story. Thirty

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<v Speaker 1>years ago, I was doing a television show in England

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm going to change details of this story to

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<v Speaker 1>make the story better, but more important, to protect privacy.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll understand as I go on. And there was a

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<v Speaker 1>woman working with us on the show in a rather

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<v Speaker 1>high position, and she called me into her office one

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<v Speaker 1>day while we're doing the show, say can I talk

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<v Speaker 1>to you? Closed the door and I was like, hey now,

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<v Speaker 1>but no, she said, I feel an affinity with you

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<v Speaker 1>and I want to talk to you about something. So

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<v Speaker 1>if you read a book called The Dice Man, and

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<v Speaker 1>I said no, she said, well it's available. You've got

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<v Speaker 1>two days off read it and I went, okay, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>giving homework with a show with my name in it. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So I picked up the book and I read it

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<v Speaker 1>and came back and she said, would you think And

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<v Speaker 1>I said, well, you know, I don't like satire and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like parody, and this is both. It's making

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<v Speaker 1>fun of the Skee movement Warner Airhart, and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>care about making fun of that. I didn't really like

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<v Speaker 1>it much. But the idea that we have a society

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<v Speaker 1>of mind, to use Marvin Minsky's phrase, and m I

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<v Speaker 1>t have a society of mind that makes decisions based

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<v Speaker 1>on a voting within our head, and that the second, third, fourth, fifth, six,

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<v Speaker 1>seventh choices are sincerely part of us, but they never

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<v Speaker 1>get expressed fascinates me. And the idea of throwing a

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<v Speaker 1>monkey wrench into there and making the loser parts be

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<v Speaker 1>expressed fascinates me. Also, the idea of making a decision

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<v Speaker 1>instantly is something I am so envious of. I try

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<v Speaker 1>to do it in my life, to make a decision

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<v Speaker 1>and act on it and stick to it, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>very difficult, all the doubting voices. And she said, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to tell you a story. She said, a

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<v Speaker 1>few months ago, I was very close to my brother.

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<v Speaker 1>I went to his apartment and I found that he

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<v Speaker 1>killed himself. He'd hanged himself. And she said, I did

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<v Speaker 1>what I had to do to get the funeral done.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I shut down completely. She said, I was just

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<v Speaker 1>sitting on the couch. Said, I don't even know for

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<v Speaker 1>how long. She said, I guess I fed myself, but

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<v Speaker 1>no talking to friends, nothing. I completely shut down. And

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<v Speaker 1>I had read this silly book a few weeks before,

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<v Speaker 1>and I said I've got to act. And she said

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<v Speaker 1>I had dice at my my apartment, and she said,

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<v Speaker 1>I made a bell curve, but seven the most likely.

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<v Speaker 1>So the things I put on that were very very simple,

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<v Speaker 1>have a sandwich, take a shower, call a friend. Because

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<v Speaker 1>I threw the dice, and the second those dice hit,

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<v Speaker 1>I had a religious feeling and I acted instantly and

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<v Speaker 1>I did it and it made all my decisions that way.

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, wow, how long? How long did you

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<v Speaker 1>do that? And she opened a briefcase because thirty years ago,

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<v Speaker 1>when people didn't have backpacks, hoping to briefcase, and she

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<v Speaker 1>showed me two dice in her briefcase rather ornate, and

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<v Speaker 1>I went, whoa, You're still doing it and she said yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I want you know it's it's a weird thing.

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<v Speaker 1>But met the producers thought you would do our show

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<v Speaker 1>because you were too good and our show was just

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<v Speaker 1>starting out. And when you did, everybody was surprised, and

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<v Speaker 1>she said, I rolled the night. I said, so, so

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<v Speaker 1>you decided to do our show? She said it wasn't.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't my first choice. I said, oh, you're in

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<v Speaker 1>a pretty powerful position. Do you make choices on our

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<v Speaker 1>show based on the dice? She said, only, but I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not sure. I so there there's random stuff in our

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<v Speaker 1>show brought in by you. She said yes. And needless

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<v Speaker 1>to say, that story stuck with me. And when I

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<v Speaker 1>was out talking with my friends, I tell them about

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<v Speaker 1>this woman I met, and they were all fascinated. And

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<v Speaker 1>I found out later on that bush now what's his name, Bushnell,

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<v Speaker 1>who's started uh Comma our computers and Chuck E Cheese

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<v Speaker 1>lives by dice. I didn't know that obviously, the question

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<v Speaker 1>of why the hell did someone start Chuck E Cheese

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<v Speaker 1>I've now answered for you. I expect a written thank

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<v Speaker 1>you from you for that. Yeah, there's I have so

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<v Speaker 1>many questions, but yes, okay, go ahead, and it's all

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<v Speaker 1>answered by dice. Um that other people do this, and

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<v Speaker 1>that it's on the web. There's people that live dice life,

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<v Speaker 1>as it's sometimes called. And two of my friends, during

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<v Speaker 1>traumatic moments of their life, started doing it, and I

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<v Speaker 1>said to them, I don't think you should. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's dangerous, but tell me all about it. And then,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is the easy part for anyone to understand. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it should be a TV show. So I

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<v Speaker 1>pitched it, and Showtime bought it and assigned the show runner,

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<v Speaker 1>and then it fell apart because the show business. Then

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<v Speaker 1>someone else bought it, and then the lockdown came and

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<v Speaker 1>uh avor Trump said everybody should learn the language and

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<v Speaker 1>write a book. So I did, because I do anything

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<v Speaker 1>she tells me too. I just figured, you know, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so sick of going to meetings and talking about this.

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<v Speaker 1>I can just sit on my keyboard, because God knows,

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<v Speaker 1>I spent enough time with my fucking family during this lockdown.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, a my keyboard, and I can type, and

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<v Speaker 1>I can write it as a book, and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to get anybody else on board. So I did

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<v Speaker 1>that and now of course someone's optioning it, making it

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<v Speaker 1>do a TV show. They read the book and thought

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<v Speaker 1>this will be a good idea for a TV show,

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<v Speaker 1>and I went, you know something, that's why you're a producer.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's amazing. But that doesn't By the way, you

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<v Speaker 1>know this, but your listeners may not. It will not

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<v Speaker 1>get on the air. It will not happen. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>telling you it might. Actually this one, this one might.

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<v Speaker 1>Most of them won't. Pen Thank you so much for

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<v Speaker 1>talking to me. I am I will promise you this,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm not saying this because it can happen. Unfortunately,

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<v Speaker 1>I am on a plane to Vegas tonight. I would

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<v Speaker 1>come and see your show if it was happening tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>But here's my pledge to you. The next time, when

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<v Speaker 1>you guys are back up and running and I'm in

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<v Speaker 1>Vegas and I'm there quite a bit, I will I

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<v Speaker 1>will come and say hello to you at your show. Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>I would love that so much. We'll we'll go backstage

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<v Speaker 1>and make some jokes. I love that, and maybe maybe

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<v Speaker 1>we can even eat if ready to go someplace that's

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<v Speaker 1>vegan and watch me eat dirt if you're willing to

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<v Speaker 1>do that, and that sounds like a because you know vegan,

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<v Speaker 1>no one wants to eat with the vegan. But if

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<v Speaker 1>you're willing to accommodate that, I will go out and

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<v Speaker 1>have somebody, you know. Okay, Uh, Pen, thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna pick up random and uh, I can't wait

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<v Speaker 1>to read Thank you so much. Coming on and we'll

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<v Speaker 1>find out what part you want and then tell the

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<v Speaker 1>producers and uh I will I'll say we got we

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<v Speaker 1>got Brian on board. Sorry. Last thing, the nail polish

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<v Speaker 1>on your left hand, it's from my mom. It was

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<v Speaker 1>originally it was originally a joke when I was like sixteen.

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<v Speaker 1>My mom said, if you're juggling, people are looking at

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<v Speaker 1>your hands, you have to make them nice. And I said,

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<v Speaker 1>you mean like this, mom, And I put on a

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<v Speaker 1>nail polish and she was old pen and then I

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<v Speaker 1>did it to mock her. And then later on it

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<v Speaker 1>turned into a thing, um like Carol Burnette's ear. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>When I was on it, I would do that to

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<v Speaker 1>say hi to my mom. Uh. And now Moxie, my daughter,

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<v Speaker 1>has been claiming it was done for her, and I

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<v Speaker 1>think my mother would approve of that. Lot. There you go,

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you so much pleasure, Penn. Thank you so much

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<v Speaker 1>for talking to me, for taking so much of your

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<v Speaker 1>time today. Absolutely fascinating stuff. I loved every single minute

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<v Speaker 1>of it. Thank you for stopping by. Uh and I

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<v Speaker 1>might just have to start making some of my own

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<v Speaker 1>decisions by the roll of a dice, as if I

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<v Speaker 1>don't already. H To everyone out there listening, thank you

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<v Speaker 1>once again for your support. Next week, we have got

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<v Speaker 1>a very exciting guest. Here's a hint. They are a

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<v Speaker 1>person who has done great things. Hoo hoo, hoo hoo.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see you next week. Off the Beat is hosted

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<v Speaker 1>an executive produced by me Brian Baumgartner, alongside our executive

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<v Speaker 1>producer Langley. Our producers are Diego Tapia, Liz Hayes, Hannah Harris,

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<v Speaker 1>and Emily Carr. Our talent producer is Ryan Papa Zachary,

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<v Speaker 1>and our intern is Sammy Cats. Our theme song Bubble

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<v Speaker 1>and Squeak, performed by my great friend Creed Bratton,