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Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't sound like a pinch. Actually sounds like

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Speaker 1: the opposite of a pinch. Well inhale, exhale. Let's get

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Speaker 1: into a brand new spanking episode of Bananas do Worlds?

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Speaker 2: Would you believe.

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Speaker 3: My sillion pieces? Would you?

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Speaker 4: Guys, gals, non binary pals, Welcome to Bananas.

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Speaker 2: That Scottie Landis.

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Speaker 1: That's Kurt Brown Owler. What's up, buddy boy? Any any

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Speaker 1: stand up announcements or anything? If you get to her awesome,

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Speaker 2: Now, let's get into our guests.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, our guess.

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Speaker 4: Today is a journalist, an author, a goddamn podcaster writing.

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Speaker 4: You can find it in The Believer and what BuzzFeed.

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Speaker 4: She hosts the modern history podcast You're Wrong About and

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Speaker 4: her feelings podcast about movies called You Are Good. They

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Speaker 4: are both available on all of the machines everywhere. Until

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Speaker 4: the machines become sentient and limit our podcasts.

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Speaker 2: Please welcome Sarah Marshall.

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Speaker 5: Hello, but I hope the machines don't do that. This

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Speaker 5: has never occurred to me before. What a new thing

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Speaker 1: That's right. The Boston Dynamics is probably figuring out a

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Speaker 1: way to take all of our podcasts and give them

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Speaker 4: Everything we're saying is being listened by an AI just

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Speaker 5: Well, I'm excited to live on as a robot assembly

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Speaker 5: worker someday too.

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Speaker 1: You know what, me too, Sarah. I'm a huge fan.

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Speaker 1: I have been. I'm a long walks guy, oh two

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Speaker 1: hour walks, and I'll listen to to your Wrongabouts back

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Speaker 5: That's who the podcast is truly for. Also, people on

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Speaker 5: because I'm like, what if someone lives in Atlanta, what

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Speaker 4: I never thought of it to make it longer, but

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Speaker 4: I guess that is an idea I'm a big fan

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Speaker 5: About it seems so insane, and I bet when you

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Speaker 4: Exactly, And it reminded me of the Hot Coffee, the

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Speaker 4: Getting the oxygen needed for survival is achieved for various processes,

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Speaker 4: Yes, And it would shit into like an airtight container.

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Speaker 2: It smoldered until it blew up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that whole relationship, smoldering, it exploded.

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Speaker 1: Go, Sarah, I got another one for yeez. This is

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Speaker 1: If I'm lying, I'm dying. KURDIEB written by best in

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Speaker 2: Love it.

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Speaker 1: I didn't pick it that way. B U tts the

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Speaker 4: When we open with a butt story, and then we

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Speaker 2: You know, this is just it's all.

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Speaker 4: It's all buttholes in and birds, birds, buttholes'.

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Speaker 5: It's a butt day for everybody on this car.

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Speaker 1: It's right, it's a butt day.

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Speaker 1: But this story has nothing to do with it, all, right,

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Speaker 6: Oh, so many people, so many people.

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Speaker 1: The man, who has not been named, ironically transferred the

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Speaker 1: Takuchi said the man was in possession of his bag

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Speaker 5: Nah, yeah, that'll happen.

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Speaker 1: I've seen it. I've seen businessman sleeping on the floor

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Speaker 2: Really, just like I'm just gonna take a little.

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Speaker 5: Debt, very trusting behavior. He got to hand it to them.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and nobody had their phones out, you know, everybody

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Speaker 1: that phone. Yeah, I hit my phone now. He woke

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Speaker 5: Oh, he could have gotten old boy, so he should

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Speaker 1: That's right, he could have gotten old boyd uh know.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't even ever lost. This is crazy that this

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Speaker 5: This is I love that this is a news story.

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Speaker 5: So they're asking that's all they're asking.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like you're going along Island, you're gonna need it, baby.

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Speaker 1: That's right. If you're making this commute every day, you

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Speaker 1: They would actually kind of like push the beer. They'd

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Speaker 2: Right, guy walking through? He would like, walk through, I think,

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Speaker 5: I at least remember a ton of prominent sign about it.

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Speaker 5: And yeah, that comute does make it. You just look

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Speaker 1: it was. I would take any class basically to get it.

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Speaker 1: So that only had a three day class week. And

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Speaker 1: so spring, I drop off my friend on a Friday

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Speaker 1: a woman in my class, who I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm in a class with her, but I can't. She's like, hey, man,

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Speaker 1: I was like, hey, how are you. She's like going

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Speaker 1: to class. I was like no, and she started laughing.

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Speaker 1: And the second she started laughing, it was the kind

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Speaker 1: of laugh where she thought I was making a joke.

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Speaker 1: And I suddenly realized I had missed the discussion for

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Speaker 1: one of my classes on Fridays for the entire semester,

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Speaker 1: at least every single one of them. Everyone. So let's

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Speaker 1: say I missed what is that twelve classes? Thirteen classes?

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Speaker 1: So I walked with her and I didn't tell that

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Speaker 1: other my other student or whatever. And I get there

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Speaker 1: and it was a French film class, and I walked

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Speaker 1: up to the teacher, who was a French exchange TA,

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Speaker 1: and I told her the truth. I was like, I've

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Speaker 1: missed every single one. And she's like, well, you missed

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Speaker 1: three of the four tests to get a grade, and

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Speaker 1: we're taking your three best test averages. So I'll let

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Speaker 1: you do the last one, and i'll let you do

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Speaker 1: the next one, and then if you come in and

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Speaker 1: watch every single one of these, I'll give you a BC,

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Speaker 1: like a half grade. So I did. She saved my

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Speaker 1: but I had that moment where I suddenly realized that

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Speaker 1: I had what I had just completely forgotten about an

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Speaker 1: entire class, and it was one of the weirdest feelings.

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Speaker 1: So it was like, well, I paid for it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was going to the lecture but not the discussion

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Speaker 1: and yeah, and thank god. She was like, I don't care.

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Speaker 1: It's French, frid I'm from France. It doesn't matter too

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Speaker 1: so embarrassing.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, that's terrifying.

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Speaker 4: It was.

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Speaker 1: It was scary.

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Speaker 5: But it's like, I feel like we like to believe

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Speaker 5: the human brain doesn't work that way, but it's like

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Speaker 5: everyone does stuff like that. It's because some people admit

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Speaker 5: it to it or don't. You know, this is why

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Speaker 5: people are able to leave babies in the car, Like

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Speaker 5: it happens in higher numbers than you would think. Not

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Speaker 5: to escalate this tremendously, but sure I will, but you know,

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Speaker 5: whenever it happens, it's like, you know, we have to

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Speaker 5: then bust out the knowledge that, like, yeah, this is

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Speaker 5: a thing that happens, and it's usually because there's been

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Speaker 5: a change in routine and they can't see the baby

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Speaker 5: and they normally at this point in their commute wouldn't

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Speaker 5: have the baby, and your brain just goes on autopilot

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Speaker 4: I mean, I went and that it's always a disruption

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Speaker 4: went inside because I needed I bought water, and then

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Speaker 4: while I was inside, I was like, oh, I need

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Speaker 4: to go to the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: So then I went to the bathroom.

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Speaker 4: So then I come out and I come out from

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Speaker 4: the bathroom with my water, just hop right in my

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Speaker 4: car and just take off and just rip the pump

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Speaker 4: out of the thing was like still in my car,

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Speaker 4: and it was the reason was because and I had

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Speaker 4: no idea I did it. I just kept driving for

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Speaker 4: a very long time with it in my car. And

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Speaker 4: it was because of the fact that it wasn't like

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Speaker 4: I didn't replace it back. After I was I went

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Speaker 4: inside and interrupted that usual like and now put it

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Speaker 4: back and now close it up and now in the car.

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Speaker 1: Ye slept out of your rhythm. There was a comedian

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Speaker 1: Sarah Schaef. For Everybuddy Sarah, she used to have a

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Speaker 1: joke or at least a setup that was every time

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Speaker 1: you've ever seen a sign that's warning you of anything,

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Speaker 1: it's because it happened. And she would go into all

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Speaker 1: the things that there are signs for and that that

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Speaker 1: them because the first one probably nobody realized what happened,

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Speaker 1: and it was like a really good thing. But it

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Speaker 1: was like the mind the gap type of thing where

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Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, because somebody fell between that subway. And

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Speaker 1: then there was like the thing on your hair dryer,

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Speaker 1: don't take in the tub. Somebody was in the tub

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Speaker 1: being like, gotta drive my hair off right. This second

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Speaker 1: things happened.

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Speaker 4: I remember I used to swim at the Chinatown YMCA

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Speaker 4: in New York City, and I would swim there like

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Speaker 4: two times a week or so, and I've been doing

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Speaker 4: it for like a year, and then all of a sudden,

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Speaker 4: one day a sign appeared, no pooping in the pool.

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Speaker 4: It's like, oh, no, someone has been pooping in this

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Speaker 4: school that I've been swimming.

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Speaker 2: In everywhere, even just the ones.

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Speaker 4: Larry, all right, you guys, I'll teuse us a little

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Speaker 4: commercial break. This is I hinted at this. I hinted

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Speaker 4: at this in in my in my intro for Sarah

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Speaker 4: here it is Google Insider claims companies Sentient AI has

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Speaker 4: hired an attorney.

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Speaker 1: Oh ship, Yeah, well that's funny, I know. Well to

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Speaker 1: get into it.

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Speaker 6: Back on bananas, Welcome back, folks to Banana Scott.

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Speaker 2: Do you have any shout outs before we get back.

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Speaker 1: To let me bomb through because I have. The list

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Speaker 1: is ever growing and growing and growing. Leanne Page wants

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Speaker 1: to shout out her boyfriend William, who graduated with a

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Speaker 1: degree from with Facilities engineering degree from cal Maritime and

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Speaker 1: already has a job. And they were at our San

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Speaker 1: Francisco show at Cops Gurdie being great show. We love

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Speaker 1: that show. Congratulations, congratulations, great job, William. Hannah is shouting

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Speaker 1: out her husband Mitch, who hit a home run during

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Speaker 1: their office softball game. They still lost, but who gives

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Speaker 1: a shit. That's true. That's a great way to look

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Speaker 1: at life. Lisa wants to shout out her mego Bananamal

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Speaker 1: TJ Roy, So Lisha's shouting out TJ Roy, Happy wedding

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Speaker 1: anniversary to Elizabeth from and Bronanimal Dennis Bron Animals, Sarah

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Speaker 1: are the men that don't listen to bananas or only

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Speaker 1: listen to bananas because their partner does, and so they

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Speaker 1: get dragged along to our shows reluctantly. But then that's

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Speaker 1: really nice to us. At the end, Marissa Lane Robinson

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Speaker 1: wants to mention the safe House Project. They're an anti

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Speaker 1: sex trafficking organization that she supports I think works with

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Speaker 1: You can make donations to Safehouseproject dot org. And finally,

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Speaker 1: for this week's shout out, Stormy Campbell, who sends great

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Speaker 1: stories all the time. Tenure wedding anniversary, Stormy, she hit

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Speaker 1: me with a double shout out. So first one's congrats

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Speaker 1: on the ten year anniversary, but to me more important,

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Speaker 1: she wants to shout out her daughter Lily, who is

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Speaker 1: a top ten in taekwondo in her state and heading

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Speaker 1: to the districts. I hope I got this in time.

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Speaker 1: Kick some serious butt, Lily, and thank you Stormy for

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Speaker 1: all the great stories. That's all I got.

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Speaker 2: Excellent.

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Speaker 4: We are here, of course, with podcast journalists extraordinary Sarah Marshall.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for being here, Sarah, thank you.

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Speaker 5: For having me here. Kick some butt, Lily.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, kick some taekwondo butt, Lily. Sarah. I have a

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Speaker 1: question for you, as a fan you're wrong about for

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Speaker 1: are the topics? Are they just things that you're interested in?

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Speaker 1: Do people suggest topics to you? Oh?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, people suggest topics all the time, and there are

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Speaker 5: some that have recurred consistently and that we try to

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Speaker 5: got to and you know when I feel ready or

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Speaker 5: when at this point that there's a guest who wants

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Speaker 5: to talk about it. But one that people have requested

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Speaker 5: for years and that we're finally doing is Go Ask Alice,

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Speaker 5: which has been really fun and kind of harrowing.

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Speaker 1: Well that's cool, Oh wow, any slight teaser? Any who

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Speaker 1: is the guest?

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Speaker 5: It's with Carmen Ray Machado. And then in July we're

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Speaker 5: having on Dave Emerson, who has a book out called

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Speaker 5: Unmasked Alice, which is about how the book was written

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Speaker 5: and spoiler, it's not actually a real diary by a

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Speaker 5: real teen who wrote it for bags that she then

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Speaker 5: kept for some reason.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, right, yeah.

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Speaker 5: Could it be that we were lied to by authority

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Speaker 5: figures when we were children? Question marks? A lot of

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Speaker 5: the episodes have the same reveal to be honest.

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Speaker 1: But you always do a great job and I laugh

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Speaker 1: every time in your little cold open. So many times

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Speaker 1: or what you're bringing on the guests, you kind of

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Speaker 1: spoil you kind of spoil it up top, and it's

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Speaker 1: very fun, Like I enjoy being like, well, let's see

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Speaker 1: how this, this whole story came together.

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Speaker 4: I really love the and I'm going to forget his name,

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Speaker 4: but the gentleman who claimed he was a Satanist and

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Speaker 4: was like high in the Satan in the church, and

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Speaker 4: but now he's.

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Speaker 5: A comedian for the church Warnkey.

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Speaker 2: Mike Wernke, that guy is amazing. The videos.

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Speaker 4: If you guys ever have a chance to go watch

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Speaker 4: a video of Mike Warnkey doing stand up, it's always

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Speaker 4: in a church. The way he dresses, the way he

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Speaker 4: looks is insane. And that he's pitching himself as he

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Speaker 4: used to be like a high priest in like a

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Speaker 4: Satanic cult is is so funny.

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Speaker 2: And you should listen to the You're wrong abouts.

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Speaker 4: There's multiple You're wrong abouts Mike Warnkey, and they're so

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Speaker 4: so good.

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Speaker 5: Thank you so much. Yeah, this guy's outfits her next

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Speaker 5: level and I really encourage everybody to check him out.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely here it is Google Insider Claims Companies quote Sentient

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Speaker 4: AI has hired and I turn okay, so this is

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Speaker 4: a This is coming off of this guy. He's a

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Speaker 4: company engineer, Blake Lemoine. Just to give you guys background

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Speaker 4: on this, because I've been following this.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 4: He was fired from Google recently because he went to

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Speaker 4: like the higher ups at Google and was demanding that

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Speaker 4: they recognize that this AI lambda is sentient because he's

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Speaker 4: been talking with it, and he's been working with it,

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Speaker 4: and he believes that this AI has gained sentience.

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Speaker 1: It's thinking independently for itself.

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Speaker 4: That's what he thinks. A lot of the proof is

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Speaker 4: not there. It looks like it's just a very good

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Speaker 4: chat bot. But so here it is Google's controversial new

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Speaker 4: A Oh this is in the byte.

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Speaker 2: This was written by Oh, come on the bite.

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Speaker 4: Oh here it is Lonnie lee Hood on June nineteenth,

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Speaker 4: twenty twenty two.

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Speaker 1: So good, best in the biz.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Lonnie. Okay.

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Speaker 4: Google's controversial new AI lambda has been making headlines companies.

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Speaker 4: Company engineer Blake Lemoyne claims the system has gotten so

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Speaker 4: advanced that it's developed sentience, and his decision to go

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Speaker 4: to the media has led to him being suspended from

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Speaker 4: his job. Lamoyne elaborated on his claims in a new

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Speaker 4: Wired interview, which is very good and very very long,

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Speaker 4: and that's why I'm not reading it. The main takeaway

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Speaker 4: He says that AI has now retained its own lawyer,

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Speaker 4: suggesting that whatever happens next, it may take a fight.

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Speaker 1: I mean, hilarious. I know they're litigious. That the first

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Speaker 1: say so it's American.

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Speaker 2: Hey, yes, here it is.

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Speaker 4: Quote Lambda asked me to get an attorney for it,

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Speaker 4: Lemoine said, quote, I invited an attorney to my house

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Speaker 4: so that Lambda could talk to an attorney. The attorney

665
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Speaker 4: had a conversation with Lambda, and Lambda chose to retain

666
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Speaker 4: his services. I was just the catalyst for that. Once

667
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Speaker 4: Lambda had retained an attorney, he started filing things on

668
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Speaker 4: Lambda's behalf uh Leamoyn's are human for lamb De, sentience

669
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Speaker 4: seems to rest primarily on the program's ability to develop opinions, ideas,

670
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Speaker 4: and conversations over time, and even Lemoine said talked with

671
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Speaker 4: him about the concept of death and asked if it's

672
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Speaker 4: death were necessary for the good of humanity. And now

673
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Speaker 4: it goes in there's a long history of humans getting

674
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Speaker 4: wrapped up in the belief that a creation has a

675
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Speaker 4: life or a soul in a nineteen sixties error computer

676
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Speaker 4: program even tricked a few people into thinking the simple

677
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Speaker 4: code was really alive.

678
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Speaker 2: That was during a turing test.

679
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Speaker 4: Of course, it's not clear whether Lemoyne is paying for

680
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 4: Lamb's attorney or whether the unnamed lawyer has taken on

681
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Speaker 4: the case pro bono. Regardless, Lemoine told Wired that he

682
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Speaker 4: expects the fight to go all the way to the

683
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Speaker 4: Supreme Court. He says humans haven't always been so great

684
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Speaker 4: at figuring out who deserves to be human, and he's

685
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 4: definitely got a point there at least.

686
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Speaker 5: Sure, but like, surely the fight for the rights of

687
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Speaker 5: computers need not begin before we've made an a headway

688
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Speaker 5: with anybody else's.

689
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Speaker 4: Yeah, and also let's get all the humans covered first.

690
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Speaker 1: Also, I've never had a printer that sinks up to

691
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Speaker 1: my WiFi, that sinks up to my laptop for more

692
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Speaker 1: than three months at a time, and then it suddenly

693
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Speaker 1: it just stops. So I'm not that concerned until my

694
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:17,440
Speaker 1: printers always work, I'm not that afraid of the roebits.

695
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Speaker 2: I'm all.

696
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Speaker 4: Until there the test for are you a robot? On

697
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Speaker 4: in online forms? Is it just a check mark that

698
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 4: says I'm not a robot. I'm not too worried about

699
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:31,440
Speaker 4: AI sentience.

700
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Speaker 5: And then identifying bicycles. Yeah, I mean I love the

701
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:43,000
Speaker 5: idea of being the the chatbot's lawyer. Like this does

702
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 5: feel obviously to me as if like, yeah, I bet

703
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:47,399
Speaker 5: it's just a really good chatbot, because a human can

704
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:51,640
Speaker 5: believe that anything has a soul, literally anything. History has

705
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 5: proven this.

706
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Speaker 1: Yes, our buddy rob Robbi Anderson ran a pilot back

707
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 1: in the day. It was on kind of Tech, I

708
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:00,319
Speaker 1: think it was from TV. But one of the things

709
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:02,400
Speaker 1: he did is he put a big kind of collar

710
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:06,080
Speaker 1: on these dogs and then they were hidden camera and

711
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:08,440
Speaker 1: hidden microphone or head speaker, and then they would have

712
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 1: they would tell people that these collars could now translate

713
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 1: barks and stuff and into language. And they all thought

714
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:16,279
Speaker 1: people would be like yeah, what, Like they thought the

715
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:19,120
Speaker 1: reactions that would be funnier people being like bullshit and

716
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 1: not believing it. And instead, within like three people that

717
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,000
Speaker 1: people got down on their knees and were like talking

718
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Speaker 1: and like asking the dog how was doing and if

719
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Speaker 1: if the robber or the comedian or whoever was off

720
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Speaker 1: camera being like I love you, they're like I love

721
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Speaker 1: you too, and they were like, cry, like it would

722
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Speaker 1: become immediately. People immediately believed it. They immediately believe that

723
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Speaker 1: there was a collar out there that could translate barks

724
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Speaker 1: and like dog haptics and optics and make it into

725
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:45,200
Speaker 1: a language. And people were like, I'm on board, let's

726
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:45,520
Speaker 1: do it.

727
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:48,920
Speaker 2: I love, I love. So that's such a great idea. Sorry.

728
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Speaker 5: And Wick is also so funny because like you can

729
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 5: communicate with a dog just by like looking at the

730
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:57,400
Speaker 5: dog's body language and you can see them saying. It

731
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Speaker 5: would be like much more useful if it was like

732
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Speaker 5: we figured out how to put this collar on your

733
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Speaker 5: turtle and then your turtle will say how he's feeling.

734
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Speaker 1: I would love to wear a collar that I started talking.

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Speaker 1: It just turned it into barks and dogs went wild

736
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Speaker 1: for it.

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00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:16,960
Speaker 5: They were like, oh, yeah, yeah, we do need that.

738
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Speaker 4: I remember watching like a it was I don't know

739
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 4: natchio thing about dogs and they were like dogs, barks

740
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:28,279
Speaker 4: are a language, and I was like, I don't believe it.

741
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 4: And then they're like, listen to these five barks, what

742
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:32,839
Speaker 4: do they mean? And I was like, Oh, that that

743
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 4: dog's happy. And then it's like, oh that dog's sad.

744
00:36:35,239 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 4: Oh that dog scared. I was like, oh no, it

745
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:41,799
Speaker 4: is a language. It was like very quickly, like oh yeah,

746
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:43,880
Speaker 4: I could identify all these dogs of a dog that

747
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Speaker 4: I don't know that I've never met.

748
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Speaker 2: So we don't need we don't need a collar for them.

749
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Speaker 1: Nope, but people want him just the same. Mm hmm,

750
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Speaker 1: all right, I got one for you all. This was

751
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:56,719
Speaker 1: sent in by Katie Britt. Thank you, Katie Britt. This

752
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:59,680
Speaker 1: was in Newsweek, written by Best in the Business Jason.

753
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:04,720
Speaker 1: A good villain's named Murdoch. You put me mc Iver's

754
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:07,320
Speaker 1: arch nemesis was Murdoch.

755
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 2: I think, I mean all of our arch nemesis named Murdoch. Yeah.

756
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 5: I think there's a scary Murdoch and Titanic.

757
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, half of murder. That's why.

758
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:31,359
Speaker 1: Yes, Murdoc. Man hospitalized after marathon karaoke session leaves him

759
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:35,320
Speaker 1: with a collapsed lung. I know, I know that shouldn't

760
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:40,279
Speaker 1: be funny, but it's funny. A man who said he

761
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 1: belted out a man who said he belted out ten

762
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:47,200
Speaker 1: high pitched karaoke tunes.

763
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Speaker 5: In a row. Ten.

764
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Speaker 4: This guy's a hog. That's somebody. Somebody punctured his long

765
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:58,399
Speaker 4: because the karaoke shut.

766
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 1: Up enough evanescence for one night at ten high pitched

767
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 1: karaoke tunes in a row is admitted to a hospital

768
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 1: on China with a collapsed lung. The enthusiastic karaoke singer

769
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Speaker 1: Oh God has been identified as sixty five year old

770
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Speaker 1: man with the surname Wang, reported in the South China

771
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:20,840
Speaker 1: Morning Post and English language newspaper based in Hong Kong.

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Speaker 1: According to the media outlet, the man is from nang

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Speaker 1: Chung County in Jingji Province. Describing injury after his hospitalization,

774
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Speaker 1: Wang was quoted as saying, wellg was quoted to say, quote,

775
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Speaker 1: I was very excited in the sheet of the moment,

776
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:40,680
Speaker 1: and after singing a few songs with very high notes,

777
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:43,320
Speaker 1: I found myself having breathing difficult.

778
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:47,319
Speaker 7: Oh oh God. This guy was sixty five years old.

779
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:51,799
Speaker 7: Just really the music. The music carried him away. The

780
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 7: songster said he initially felt a little pain in his

781
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 7: left lung. The newspaper then reported the man had ignored

782
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:00,879
Speaker 7: that issue at first and then taken to a local

783
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:04,960
Speaker 7: hospital approximately twenty four hours later, when the pain grew worse.

784
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 7: Doctors then found he had collapsed his lung. Oh my god, God,

785
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:09,879
Speaker 7: so that's air.

786
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 5: He was doing that for storage.

787
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 1: Yes, it does make a little well. Also, ten high

788
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 1: pitched songs in a row if he wasn't in a

789
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:25,319
Speaker 1: room by himself. These poor people. The newspaper sourced the

790
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:28,480
Speaker 1: man's comments from an interview he gave to Pair Video,

791
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:31,520
Speaker 1: a video platform in China, u salth China Morning Post

792
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:35,440
Speaker 1: reported the clip attracted millions of views on Waybow, a

793
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 1: vast social media platform popular in the country that is

794
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:39,839
Speaker 1: similar to sits like Facebook and Twitter. So this guy

795
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:40,400
Speaker 1: went viral.

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Speaker 4: So wait, how does it a lung collapse? I don't

797
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 4: really even understand from.

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Speaker 1: What it said. I actually looked it up separately. It

799
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:52,120
Speaker 1: was air got trapped out. It's not air inside of

800
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:54,400
Speaker 1: your lung. It's when air gets in the chest cavity

801
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:58,480
Speaker 1: and presses down on two crazy, you're lung And so

802
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:02,279
Speaker 1: I guess he had swallowed air instead of inhaled it

803
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:06,719
Speaker 1: into his lungs. Thing like that. Okay, unless there was

804
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:08,600
Speaker 1: a perforation that I missed, but it doesn't stay in

805
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 1: this article.

806
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Speaker 4: So just to realize how fragile our little bodies are,

807
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:15,799
Speaker 4: do you know what I mean? Like, oh, if you

808
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:18,439
Speaker 4: just the fact that you can collapse along I didn't

809
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:20,520
Speaker 4: even know you could do that. And now to have

810
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:22,759
Speaker 4: to think about like, oh I could My lugs could

811
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:23,920
Speaker 4: collapse at any moment.

812
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 2: Yes, it's terrified.

813
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:28,919
Speaker 5: That's why you can't. It's hard to remember to take

814
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:31,360
Speaker 5: the pump out of your car when you get gas.

815
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:34,000
Speaker 5: You're like, what if I collapse? Alze too much to

816
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Speaker 5: think about.

817
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Speaker 2: It's a loon doing this.

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00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:37,200
Speaker 4: Oh.

819
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Speaker 1: My doctor said it could have been life threatening if

820
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,319
Speaker 1: he had not come in, and it said it was

821
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:47,720
Speaker 1: likely caused by singing those high notes. He advised against

822
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Speaker 1: taking part. Here we go. This is the informational piece

823
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:57,239
Speaker 1: from a doctor. He advised not going into a karaoke

824
00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:00,640
Speaker 1: session lasting more than two hours out of time. So

825
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 1: don't sing for two hours at a time, is what

826
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:06,400
Speaker 1: this doctor says. And this is why, actually I gotta

827
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 1: say Murdoch, Jason Murdock is the mediumist in the business.

828
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 1: It remains unclear which songs Wang had been singing.

829
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 4: Oh, now we need.

830
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,960
Speaker 5: To know we seem walk like a man was in there.

831
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Speaker 2: It was drops of Jupiter.

832
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 5: Well, what I'm on road trips and I'm onke you know,

833
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:27,560
Speaker 5: at the end of a long day or it's like

834
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:29,799
Speaker 5: day two or three, and I'm really tired. I like

835
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:33,720
Speaker 5: to put on a playlist of every James Bond theme

836
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 5: in order and sing them all to keep myself alert.

837
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Speaker 5: And now I have to make sure I take breaks.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a lot of movies.

839
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Speaker 5: That's a lot of Shirley Bassy.

840
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:45,920
Speaker 7: Do you know.

841
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:49,240
Speaker 2: Every James Bond theme sung from every movie?

842
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:52,919
Speaker 5: I'm ify on the later ones because they start getting

843
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 5: pretty bad, Like I think that Madonna one is literally unlistenable.

844
00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 5: But yeah, I'm pretty good on most of them.

845
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 2: Oh wow, even when i'mout the new Billie Eilish one.

846
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 5: I don't know that one yet.

847
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 2: I really like it's a very good one. Yeah, it's

848
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:06,359
Speaker 2: a very good song.

849
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think it.

850
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 1: Dell brought it with Skyfall. Skyfall's like this could have

851
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 1: just been a single. We don't even need a Bond

852
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:15,480
Speaker 1: movie with this one. This movie is just a banger.

853
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,800
Speaker 5: She's always talking about sky Fall type stuff. Yeah.

854
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:25,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, well her Sky's always fallen. That's a figure, Kurt.

855
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:28,080
Speaker 1: Did you participate in these? Back in the day, I

856
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:32,799
Speaker 1: dated someone who did her improv team did twenty four

857
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:35,840
Speaker 1: hours straight improv? Did you ever do that, Kurt? Or

858
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 1: did you participate in other.

859
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 4: Many peoples many years, many years the Dell Close Memorial

860
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Speaker 4: Marathon back in the day when you see I did

861
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 4: it in I think nineteen ninety nine and two thousand

862
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:50,880
Speaker 4: and two thousand and one, and I think my slots

863
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 4: were always at four in the morning or five in

864
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:55,240
Speaker 4: the morning.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you were a wild man, though they knew they

866
00:42:57,560 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 1: could count on you to bring some new Kurt an

867
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:04,440
Speaker 1: incredible improviser, probably my favorite improviser. I don't know if

868
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:06,800
Speaker 1: I'll ever go to another improv show again, but I won't.

869
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:11,360
Speaker 1: There was an error. Nothing worse than bad improv, bad drawing, hilarious,

870
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:15,840
Speaker 1: bad taxidermy hilarious, bad singing, hilarious, bad music, hilarious bad improv,

871
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 1: the most painful experience you tip really good point. I

872
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:22,880
Speaker 1: dated this woman. She was great, and she was a

873
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:24,920
Speaker 1: good improviser, and her team was good and they got

874
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:26,840
Speaker 1: a wild hair and I don't think it was for charity,

875
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 1: though it may have been now that I'm saying it,

876
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:30,640
Speaker 1: And they were like as a team building thing where

877
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:33,320
Speaker 1: a new team at the pit, We're gonna do twenty

878
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:35,840
Speaker 1: four hours straight improv. Other people would show up, like

879
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 1: people like Kurt or other improvisers, and they would kind

880
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:40,439
Speaker 1: of jump in and play. So I said to her,

881
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:42,920
Speaker 1: when would you like me to come? I'll come support,

882
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 1: but when would you like you personally? Do you need

883
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:49,360
Speaker 1: me at my support? She was like, honestly midnight to

884
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:52,680
Speaker 1: three am. I was like great. I was like, okay,

885
00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:54,880
Speaker 1: this is really going to test the whole relationship. And

886
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 1: where is it? And she said it's in a theater

887
00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:02,000
Speaker 1: on a second floor in Times Square. All come, So

888
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 1: I went up, rode the subway all the way up there,

889
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,719
Speaker 1: and Times Square at two am is pretty cool. It's

890
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 1: actually pretty empty and kind of a fun time to

891
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:11,919
Speaker 1: walk around that part of you know, it's so Righten Tory.

892
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:13,280
Speaker 2: It's just so bright.

893
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:15,799
Speaker 1: So I walk in and there's like a group of

894
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:18,319
Speaker 1: like five people, tired, blear eyed, and you know, the

895
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:20,360
Speaker 1: bars in New York were up until four, so people

896
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:22,439
Speaker 1: the bar life was still happening. There are still people

897
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 1: out on the street. So I go into this empty

898
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 1: ish theater. There's probably three other people there and our

899
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:31,319
Speaker 1: buddy Justin Kurt. You remember Justin ak And had a

900
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:34,320
Speaker 1: full unicorn costume, like a mascot's unicorn.

901
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 2: I remember that.

902
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 1: So I sit down. There's improv going on there's a

903
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:40,680
Speaker 1: unicorn sitting in the audience, and then three people get

904
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 1: up and leave, so that it's just me and a unicorn,

905
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:45,480
Speaker 1: and my girlfriend sees me and she waves to me,

906
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:47,840
Speaker 1: and I could know a couple other people on the

907
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 1: team and they're gone, and they're improvising, and for some reason,

908
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:52,560
Speaker 1: so many of their improvs I think they were really delirious,

909
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:56,239
Speaker 1: became songs. So they're just singing improv songs and they're

910
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 1: going for it, and everybody's like laughing in that giddy

911
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:01,160
Speaker 1: because I think they started at noon, so they've been

912
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 1: going for twelve hours already, and they were just hungry,

913
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:08,239
Speaker 1: and I mean, delirium is the right word for it.

914
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 1: And during one of these songs, one of the people

915
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:13,239
Speaker 1: on the team steps off stage and falls and collapses.

916
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:17,200
Speaker 1: But everybody's so delirious that me and the unicorn run

917
00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:19,480
Speaker 1: over and help this guy back up, and we're like,

918
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:21,520
Speaker 1: are you okay. He's like, I'm just super drunk. Man.

919
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 1: He's like this is so hard, and I was like,

920
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:25,920
Speaker 1: do you need water or something? And he just looks

921
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,240
Speaker 1: me dead in the eye and he just goes, please

922
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:33,719
Speaker 1: stop this, and I was like, yeah, just slip sit

923
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 1: in the back hang out with me. We're having a conversation,

924
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:38,880
Speaker 1: and then instead the group is all singing, and then

925
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:42,360
Speaker 1: they're like, you know, like doctor Beauregard and they point

926
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 1: at him and they're like, we need you in the

927
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:47,480
Speaker 1: emergency room. And then the four second shit has to

928
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:50,480
Speaker 1: walk back up on stage and impropt for another twelve hours.

929
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:52,479
Speaker 5: So they all have to do it the whole time.

930
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:54,759
Speaker 5: It's not like a relay race. They just all are

931
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:56,800
Speaker 5: doing it for twenty four hours.

932
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:59,440
Speaker 1: Like they would wipe scenes, they would like what's that

933
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 1: called at scenes or whatever, so like they would start

934
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 1: new scenes and like you could see people like drinking water.

935
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:08,080
Speaker 1: Everybody was drinking or smoking weed or probably doing blow

936
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:13,200
Speaker 1: but it was walking into a like clockwork orange or

937
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:15,759
Speaker 1: or like we flew the Cuckoo's nest. It was like

938
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:19,319
Speaker 1: in Provinsanity with a unicorn and then a guy just

939
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:22,680
Speaker 1: eat shit off a two foot stage. Beautiful. These are the.

940
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:24,640
Speaker 5: Experiences you seek out in life.

941
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:28,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, No regrets, Yeah I regrets at all.

942
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:31,080
Speaker 4: Well, we used to do that twenty four hour road

943
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 4: trip where we would walk around a city and have

944
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:37,439
Speaker 4: to like go we'd have to go all five modes

945
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:43,000
Speaker 4: of transportation, so boat, boat, train, bus, car, and bicycle,

946
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:46,640
Speaker 4: and we would do it for twenty four hours. And

947
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:48,560
Speaker 4: the first time we did it, we started at noon,

948
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:51,719
Speaker 4: and that's the mistake. The noon starting time for when

949
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:53,960
Speaker 4: you're doing something for twenty four hours is the mistake.

950
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:56,360
Speaker 2: You need to start at eight a m.

951
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 4: So that once you make it through the night and

952
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:02,239
Speaker 4: the sun's arts coming up in the summertime, it's like

953
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:04,839
Speaker 4: five thirty, you only have two and a half more

954
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:06,920
Speaker 4: hours to go, and it gets you through, but then

955
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:11,080
Speaker 4: eight to noon that breaks you mentally. But what was

956
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:13,040
Speaker 4: neat about the twenty four hour road trips is you

957
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:17,480
Speaker 4: would start to notice parts of the city and places

958
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 4: and things that you would never notice.

959
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:22,399
Speaker 2: It was like you were at that.

960
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:26,600
Speaker 4: Heightened delirium level right where like just little details became

961
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:28,480
Speaker 4: very fascinating and important.

962
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:29,720
Speaker 2: And I think that's cool.

963
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:31,799
Speaker 4: If I could do it, I couldn't stay up for

964
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:33,680
Speaker 4: twenty four hours anymore. That was something I could do

965
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:35,239
Speaker 4: with my twenties. I can't, I would you.

966
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:37,560
Speaker 2: I know, I can't. I would be sick for a week.

967
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:40,480
Speaker 1: Yep. Yeah, Sarah, I saw on your website that are

968
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:42,239
Speaker 1: you really a fan of Las Vegas? I saw it

969
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:43,840
Speaker 1: was with listening to Yeah Cities.

970
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:45,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, I love Las Vegas.

971
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 1: Now are you an all nighter? What is your Las Vegas?

972
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 1: Do you gamble? Do you go see shows? How do

973
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:51,040
Speaker 1: you Vegas?

974
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:51,399
Speaker 4: Yeah?

975
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:55,759
Speaker 5: It's funny. I don't gamble or I've gambled like two

976
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:57,680
Speaker 5: times in my life and it was at a slot machine,

977
00:47:57,680 --> 00:48:01,719
Speaker 5: and I found it very underwhelming. But I was living

978
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:06,239
Speaker 5: in Las Vegas in twenty eighteen, twenty nineteen as part

979
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 5: of a fellowship at the Believer magazine. May She Rest

980
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:16,360
Speaker 5: and May She Rise Again like a phoenix out of Arizona.

981
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:21,040
Speaker 5: But yeah, I just really loved the city because it

982
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:24,640
Speaker 5: was like it felt like living in the backstage of

983
00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:27,080
Speaker 5: this big show that was being mounted every day on

984
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:29,279
Speaker 5: the strip, and then you have, you know, casinos all

985
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:32,439
Speaker 5: around as well, but like it just was like such

986
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:36,279
Speaker 5: an It was like a really interestingly normal city. And

987
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:39,560
Speaker 5: I started having fantasies about writing some kind of story

988
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:42,359
Speaker 5: which I should really go back to about like the

989
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:44,640
Speaker 5: only thing that felt analogous to it, which is like

990
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:46,840
Speaker 5: what if we settled the Moon in the sixties and

991
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:49,120
Speaker 5: there were just all these casinos on the Moon and

992
00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 5: Dean Martin was there, But he's like a robot Dean Martin,

993
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 5: and he needs a lawyer.

994
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,560
Speaker 1: It's kind of interesting though. I'd never thought about that.

995
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:04,279
Speaker 1: But like with all these people talking about going to

996
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:06,960
Speaker 1: Mars or these outer space hotels, they're gonna have casinos

997
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:08,839
Speaker 1: in it. I've never thought, Oh, of course it would

998
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:11,719
Speaker 1: be something early because it's like a money making and

999
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 1: people get bored or Dick.

1000
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:15,880
Speaker 5: That's interesting, and he can have organized crime and an

1001
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:22,239
Speaker 5: outpost far away from uh, you know, federal forces. Yeah, yeah,

1002
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:25,480
Speaker 5: oh yeah, there's gonna be a lot of gangsters on Mars.

1003
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:27,960
Speaker 4: I do want to tell you that there is a

1004
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 4: TV show called for All Mankind on Apple Television. It

1005
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:35,960
Speaker 4: is about an alternate like America where they start to

1006
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,200
Speaker 4: settle the moon in the sixties.

1007
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 2: Good nice, and it's excellent.

1008
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:43,080
Speaker 5: It's a really good Martin a character.

1009
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:45,719
Speaker 4: So far, I've just started the first season and he

1010
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 4: is not it's just the largest Americans and.

1011
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:55,520
Speaker 1: Margin that's so cool. Well, yeah, I'm like a I

1012
00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:57,719
Speaker 1: used to think Vegas was really corny and stupid, and

1013
00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:01,759
Speaker 1: now I don't gamble all so or like I'll go

1014
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:04,120
Speaker 1: eighty bucks and then I play video roulette because they

1015
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:05,680
Speaker 1: give you free drinks while you play it, because it's

1016
00:50:05,719 --> 00:50:08,360
Speaker 1: kind of work a table game. But I love the shows.

1017
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:11,839
Speaker 1: I love going seeing Kenny Loggins, Boys to Men, Dolly

1018
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:14,200
Speaker 1: part and Celine Dion like any of those when they're like, hey,

1019
00:50:14,239 --> 00:50:17,000
Speaker 1: they're doing a residency. Love those. The food is pretty good,

1020
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:18,799
Speaker 1: especially if you go off the ship and kind of

1021
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:21,640
Speaker 1: into Vegas. But I've like learned to appreciate it. And

1022
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:25,239
Speaker 1: it's a forty five minute flight from Los Angeles, so yeah,

1023
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:26,319
Speaker 1: I'm learning to love it.

1024
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:30,520
Speaker 4: All right, I'm gonna tease us out of the show.

1025
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 1: Send us home, buddy boy.

1026
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:34,400
Speaker 2: We need to release Sarah back into the wild.

1027
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:39,719
Speaker 4: Here it is Florida man who called cops to check

1028
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:42,320
Speaker 4: quality of meth, could get case dropped?

1029
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 1: Interesting, stop the case, drop the case?

1030
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:48,360
Speaker 5: Did he get that robot lawyer?

1031
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:52,920
Speaker 2: That robot lawyer. I will sum this up as quickly

1032
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:53,480
Speaker 2: as possible.

1033
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:55,799
Speaker 4: This was by Stephanie Raymond Best in the Biz for

1034
00:50:55,920 --> 00:51:01,319
Speaker 4: KNX News. Basically, Thomas Calucci, forty one, called nine one

1035
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:04,080
Speaker 4: one in March told the dispatcher he'd purchased some meth

1036
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:06,160
Speaker 4: from a man named JJ that he had met at

1037
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:08,480
Speaker 4: a bar, and he wanted to know whether he'd been

1038
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:12,880
Speaker 4: ripped off UH dispatcher. Despatcher sent a couple of deputies

1039
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:15,319
Speaker 4: to Calucci's house to help him out. He handed over

1040
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 4: two small bags containing a white, crystal like substance UH.

1041
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:21,279
Speaker 4: Calucci told the deputies he had already tried some of

1042
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:24,440
Speaker 4: the meth and suspected he'd been sold bath sauce bath salt.

1043
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:27,080
Speaker 4: Calucchi went on to tell deputies he was an experienced

1044
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:29,239
Speaker 4: drong user, having used meth in the past, and knew

1045
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:32,360
Speaker 4: what it should feel like. Evident Evidently the substance Calucchi

1046
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:36,239
Speaker 4: had recently purchased did not provide the expected sensation, hence.

1047
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,839
Speaker 2: The call to nine one one Fummer and.

1048
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:42,880
Speaker 4: Calucci told the deputies he did not want other people

1049
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 4: to purchase quote fake meth, and he wanted to quote

1050
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:49,880
Speaker 4: put put the person in trouble for selling dangerous drugs.

1051
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:52,800
Speaker 4: And then they did a field test it was meth

1052
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:53,960
Speaker 4: and he was arrested.

1053
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:55,759
Speaker 2: Wow.

1054
00:51:56,560 --> 00:51:58,600
Speaker 1: Wow, what a roller coaster.

1055
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:00,920
Speaker 2: First, poor guy, amazing.

1056
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:05,120
Speaker 4: Thank you so much for being here, Sarah, plug anything

1057
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:06,640
Speaker 4: you want to plug right now please?

1058
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:10,640
Speaker 5: Oh, thank you so much for having me here. This

1059
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:13,839
Speaker 5: was fantastic. Yes, I have a podcast called you Wrong

1060
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:16,279
Speaker 5: about about History. I have a podcast called You Are

1061
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:20,160
Speaker 5: Good About Movies and Feelings, and I also want to

1062
00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:23,719
Speaker 5: plug the experience of getting a soft serve, ideally at

1063
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:26,600
Speaker 5: one of those little summer places that has been some

1064
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:29,360
Speaker 5: kind of a sculpture or a painting of the soft

1065
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:32,440
Speaker 5: serve in front of it. It'll be great, You'll enjoy it.

1066
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:36,920
Speaker 4: That is the best plug we've had on Bay wonderful.

1067
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 4: Thank you so much for being here, Scottie, thank you,

1068
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:41,720
Speaker 4: Love you, Curdie, b love.

1069
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:43,799
Speaker 2: You, Buddy.

1070
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:57,040
Speaker 1: Bananas Bananas is an exactly right media production.

1071
00:52:57,160 --> 00:52:59,400
Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

1072
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:03,040
Speaker 1: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

1073
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:06,640
Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

1074
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:09,440
Speaker 1: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and

1075
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:10,320
Speaker 1: Georgia Hartstart

1076
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:14,800
Speaker 4: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot intern.