Speaker 1: Cameras.
Speaker 2: Na, Nah, did you want to do cameras? Now, we'll
Speaker 2: do cameras. Well, we'll do cameras in a minute. We'll
Speaker 2: do this and then we'll take a break and then
Speaker 2: we'll do cameras. That's a good idea, Yeah, because I
Speaker 2: got an embarrassing story for you.
Speaker 1: Ray. So I was in bed with another man.
Speaker 2: No, but I am one week from Las Vegas, Nevada.
Speaker 2: I am one week from smelling and hearing the ding
Speaker 2: ding ding ding ding ding and THEO. I am one
Speaker 2: week from that.
Speaker 1: Never heard of her.
Speaker 2: Huh, she is abute and she has been waiting for me.
Speaker 2: She has been calling my name, and in one week
Speaker 2: I go see her.
Speaker 1: So what is your strategy are you thinking now? Is
Speaker 1: your wife going? Is the first question? Uh?
Speaker 2: Incorrect, wife is not going.
Speaker 1: That's actually huge. Why because sometimes you try to entertain
Speaker 1: with Beazer. Hey, just sit on this machine and play
Speaker 1: with me. That's not how you make money. How you
Speaker 1: make money is having a plan and doing it. How
Speaker 1: you make money is how I taught her at the
Speaker 1: into the trip, Hey, you wanna do craps with me together?
Speaker 1: Instead of just throwing two hundred in a slot? What
Speaker 1: if we sat here for three hours and played one role,
Speaker 1: two roles, three rolls. Then we chill. We made so
Speaker 1: much dang money going with strategies instead of hoppity hop machine.
Speaker 1: This that you gotta go in with an idea, anmo.
Speaker 2: I will say. The one advantage of my wife not
Speaker 2: being there is I will be able to play craps
Speaker 2: more because she likes to gamble. But if we're playing
Speaker 2: craps us being at the same table, she's probably gonna
Speaker 2: do the same kind of bets that I'm doing. So
Speaker 2: you're not gonna make any money or you're gonna make
Speaker 2: the double, you know what I mean. Like, it's not
Speaker 2: the same. It's not fun because she's betting the same
Speaker 2: thing I am. Like at a blackjack table, you're getting
Speaker 2: different cards. At a craps table, you're getting the same
Speaker 2: dice roll. So it's like, Okay, this is real exciting.
Speaker 2: Cool I lost money. Did you lose money? Yeah? You
Speaker 2: had to have lost money because you were betting the
Speaker 2: same thing I was.
Speaker 1: Games. You can play with your chick Roulette none, you
Speaker 1: play solo. We're trying to make money.
Speaker 2: Thanks black jack, you can play it separate because there's
Speaker 2: different cards for every person sitting at the table.
Speaker 1: Are you an idiot roulette with your chick? You want
Speaker 1: to lose two hundred dollars about two minutes? Oh, I
Speaker 1: did ten? I was being conservative. What did you do? Oh?
Speaker 1: I just did two fifties. Well nice, We're down to
Speaker 1: seventy five bucks, all right, I'll just do one. Oh
Speaker 1: I can't table minimum is twenty. I mean it's a nightmare.
Speaker 2: I assume with all the lack of people going to
Speaker 2: Vegas about how it's been, they're begging you to come
Speaker 2: to Vegas, like they are giving you such great deals
Speaker 2: to come to Vegas that the table minimums have to
Speaker 2: be lower.
Speaker 1: I don't know about that. I follow tons of people
Speaker 1: on x that are in Vegas and on Instagram, and
Speaker 1: all the media tells us Vegas is dying, Vegas is dead.
Speaker 1: I have this club promoter that works at Tao every
Speaker 1: Saturday and Sunday. It looks like ten thousand people there
Speaker 1: at a pull party, and he goes, Vegas is dead,
Speaker 1: and it's like people just raging.
Speaker 2: Dude, like the Flamingo, the Link and something else. They
Speaker 2: have a package where you can go for three nights
Speaker 2: three hundred dollars and they'll give you two hundred dollars
Speaker 2: in food credit.
Speaker 1: That's how dead they are. It costs it one hundred dollars. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just the party balls for three days, That's.
Speaker 2: What I'm saying. Like they are desperate for people. They
Speaker 2: are giving away money and hotel rooms because they need
Speaker 2: people there.
Speaker 1: And it's not like I wouldn't say they're losing money.
Speaker 1: I think it's their quarters. They like telling their investors
Speaker 1: if they have them. I don't really know how they're
Speaker 1: set up. Hey we made money. Oh, look at our
Speaker 1: quarter last year. I think just in their heads, it's
Speaker 1: not as good as it was a previous year, wasn't
Speaker 1: as good as it was in the eighties.
Speaker 2: It wasn't as good as last year. And when you
Speaker 2: start losing money compared to last year, you can't continue
Speaker 2: down that trend or else you lose money the next year.
Speaker 2: Then you lose money the next year. Next thing you know,
Speaker 2: you've been losing money for three years straight. They are
Speaker 2: trying to get butts in seats, drinks in hand, and
Speaker 2: money in their pocket.
Speaker 1: You didn't try and go to the place you told
Speaker 1: me in Bazer to go to Staten Island.
Speaker 2: Ellis Ellis Island. I will try to go to that.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna cause it's supposed to be cheap, it's supposed
Speaker 2: to be fun, it's supposed to be awesome. And with
Speaker 2: no one else like I can just go by myself. Boom,
Speaker 2: let's go pop there, Pop here, pop anywhere.
Speaker 1: You have the perfect setup because you don't have the
Speaker 1: biggest duties. Bones from the big show is doing the
Speaker 1: most you what do you do? Just like you bop
Speaker 1: in backstage? Hey, Kelsey Ballerini, how's it going? Because I
Speaker 1: had to perform great boom, you're back to the table.
Speaker 2: Basically, I bop in, bop out, bop in, bop out,
Speaker 2: bop in, bop out.
Speaker 1: Have they given you your schedule yet?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Not yet. Well that's a problem because you got any
Speaker 1: got to get an idea. Oh do I want to
Speaker 1: do the cra You can't fill in do craps when
Speaker 1: you got to be somewhere at noon. You can't. Craps
Speaker 1: ain't popping off at ten am.
Speaker 2: No, no, No. Craps is a nighttime game.
Speaker 1: It's very rare.
Speaker 2: The tables are hopping during the day. It feels weird
Speaker 2: playing craps during the day. It's just the same energy.
Speaker 2: It's just different. But I don't usually get my schedule.
Speaker 2: Here's the problem is I start making a plan, I
Speaker 2: start making a schedule. I'm gonna go eat at this restaurant.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go here, and I don't get a schedule
Speaker 2: till probably Thursday night, and it's like, oh, you gotta
Speaker 2: be somewhere. I'm like, well, never mind, cancel those dinner reservations.
Speaker 2: Oh cancel that. Can't do this. It's like they wait
Speaker 2: till the last minute when I've already got things planned.
Speaker 2: It's sort of like when we go to Austin and
Speaker 2: for iHeart Austin and I have my golf outing with
Speaker 2: Garrett Greg Jacob Charlist. No he doesn't play golf. Sorry,
Speaker 2: Batter's Box. I know you weren't invited and you were offended,
Speaker 2: you got your feelings hurt, but had to see the boys.
Speaker 2: And it's like every year I try to play in
Speaker 2: that golf and then randomly they'll hit me and like, oh,
Speaker 2: actually we need you somewhere at one o'clock.
Speaker 1: What what o'clock? You said?
Speaker 2: I was free till six.
Speaker 1: But you're gonna be able to multiple sessions. It's not
Speaker 1: like you're just going Friday night. You think you can
Speaker 1: definitely play some Friday, play some Saturday. And then are
Speaker 1: we squeezing some in on Sunday?
Speaker 2: Oh, we absolutely squeeze some in on Sunday before we
Speaker 2: head to the airplane. Last year, it was a bloodbath.
Speaker 2: Vegas might as well have taken my credit cards and
Speaker 2: just charged whatever they wanted because they were kicking my ass.
Speaker 2: And as I was walking out of the hotel to
Speaker 2: get a cab or an uber or a lyft, whatever
Speaker 2: I took to the airport, I don't remember. I stopped
Speaker 2: at a roulette table and the roulette table was hopping.
Speaker 2: It was hopping, and there's people throwing money, throwing money,
Speaker 2: So I start betting, and I pulled out this little
Speaker 2: slip from my pocket. And if I still have it,
Speaker 2: I should still. Oh where the heck is it? Oh boy,
Speaker 2: don't tell me I lost it. Don't tell me I
Speaker 2: lost it.
Speaker 1: Ray Well, we don't have video goings, so nobody knows.
Speaker 1: Oh you found it.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't find it. I want to show it
Speaker 2: to you. Oh my gosh, did my kids get Oh
Speaker 2: my gosh. There was this girl that worked in the
Speaker 2: at ohh and I hear this I kiss off m
Speaker 2: and Austin. Katie Clawson was her name. She goes, Oh,
Speaker 2: we go to Vegas all the time, herner husband, and
Speaker 2: she was like, this is what we like to play
Speaker 2: on Roulette, and she drew this little map.
Speaker 1: Oh, you gotta put that on the Instagram.
Speaker 2: She put this, and she drew this for me. It
Speaker 2: has been in my wallet for almost twenty years. And
Speaker 2: I played it, and this was the first time. Every
Speaker 2: year I'm like, oh, I'm gonna play it, but I
Speaker 2: have my system. But my system had been losing. So
Speaker 2: I sat down at this table as with my bags
Speaker 2: as I'm walking to the cab line, and I pulled
Speaker 2: out this card and I played it, and I hit
Speaker 2: two in a row and brought back some freaking money.
Speaker 1: Knee, let me see the other side, because what I'm
Speaker 1: looking at is three dots. That's it. That's the system. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have a system as a better system.
Speaker 2: Than it's fifty dollars on ten, eleven and twelve, it's
Speaker 2: twenty dollars on twenty three, twenty four, and then it's
Speaker 2: fifty dollars on thirty one, thirty two, and thirty four
Speaker 2: and thirty five. I guess I can't it started. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's a crease in it. Sorry, thirty five, so you
Speaker 2: put it on the four corners. That is her system.
Speaker 2: And I played it, and boy did I hit two
Speaker 2: in a row. And I really and I'm still kicking
Speaker 2: myself because there was a bunch of people playing and
Speaker 2: I don't know. These guys were throwing big money on
Speaker 2: these numbers, and number thirty two there was a stack
Speaker 2: about yahai. I mean there was people throwing hundreds, hundred,
Speaker 2: and I mean they had all Everybody for some reason
Speaker 2: thought thirty two was hot and I was like, wow,
Speaker 2: they're crazy, and that's how I hit. It's thirty two.
Speaker 2: But I didn't throw anything just on thirty two with them.
Speaker 2: I just had it on the all four and they
Speaker 2: were all going crazy.
Speaker 1: It was banana. Hey, guys from Dubai.
Speaker 2: No, I don't know where they were from. They think
Speaker 2: they were from America.
Speaker 1: But what games are you gonna play?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna play blie Jack, Blackjack, Craps, Roulette, the big
Speaker 2: three slots.
Speaker 1: You're doing slots.
Speaker 2: I do slots.
Speaker 1: See if Bazer's not with me, I would never do
Speaker 1: a slot.
Speaker 2: I mean I very rarely do the slots, very rare,
Speaker 2: but every once in a while you gotta try them.
Speaker 2: Man that you can hit. You gotta do the wheel
Speaker 2: of fortune because you want to spin that weird. And
Speaker 2: then there was a ping pong one that I played
Speaker 2: one time. The other ones, oh and I played buffalo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, i'd say kind of. I still got to learn
Speaker 1: that one. Buffalo.
Speaker 2: Man, it goes your money goes quick.
Speaker 1: I know, but we went and hit it years ago.
Speaker 1: It doesn't mean those machines and they I don't like
Speaker 1: that they changed the location. No, because the buffalo was
Speaker 1: right next at the cosmo to the cage. And then
Speaker 1: they move the machines. That has to mix something up.
Speaker 1: They do that on purpose, and people tell me, oh,
Speaker 1: they don't hit anymore. Well, yeah, I don't even They
Speaker 1: moved the buffalo to the other side of the room,
Speaker 1: next to the bar. What it was right next to
Speaker 1: the cage. I mean it was. It was a cagey environment.
Speaker 1: You had people coming in giving money, people getting more money,
Speaker 1: people yelling, people cheering. You had all the new people
Speaker 1: residents coming in checking out. You have people that are
Speaker 1: leaving the place mad. It was the perfect setup to
Speaker 1: play slots. Now they're in the corner and I gotta
Speaker 1: go like in a dimly lit room and play Buffalo
Speaker 1: all past thanks.
Speaker 2: So yeah, that's my plan. That's really my plan going
Speaker 2: to Vegas. Besides that, nothing really, probably bet some sports.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be amazing. It's gonna be a great week.
Speaker 2: But it's one week away. And I want to tell
Speaker 2: you that last week I went back to school night
Speaker 2: right with the kids. You know, you go meet the teachers.
Speaker 2: Didn't really need to meet the kindergarten teacher because Baby
Speaker 2: Box one had the same kindergarten teacher as Baby Box.
Speaker 1: Two, he's a year older, but as out of respect.
Speaker 2: You want to go to the teacher's little speech and
Speaker 2: you know, things like that, and who the heck is that?
Speaker 1: I mean, these podcast rooms, even with a sign that
Speaker 1: says on air, we have somebody trying to break in
Speaker 1: the room every single day.
Speaker 2: It's really annoying. So anyway, I go in and my
Speaker 2: wife's like, all right, listen, you've got to get a
Speaker 2: guy's number. You've got to meet somebody whoa She was like,
Speaker 2: you've got to meet parents. You never meet the parents,
Speaker 2: thank you. And so I'm sitting there and man, can
Speaker 2: I get your number at Baby box two's desk and
Speaker 2: there's a dad and a mom sitting right to my right.
Speaker 2: The kid that sits right next to my son, and
Speaker 2: another like his table had three parents out of the
Speaker 2: five parents that sat at the table. It was crazy
Speaker 2: in that session because they have three different sessions.
Speaker 1: Oh, you have two dads and I don't know.
Speaker 2: We brought up something about soccer, and the dad starts
Speaker 2: talking and he's like, oh, to your boys like soccer?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they love it. We go to the national
Speaker 2: S C games. He goes, oh, we've been a few
Speaker 2: times blah blah blah. And I'm like, oh, this dude
Speaker 2: might be cool. Let me go ahead. And I was like, well, hey, man,
Speaker 2: if we don't ever use our tickets, let me text you.
Speaker 2: I'll give you our tickets.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's quite an offer.
Speaker 2: Let me get your number.
Speaker 1: You're just gonna randomly give a guy tickets for free?
Speaker 1: Or hey, if we're not using our tickets, maybe we
Speaker 1: can come to a negotiation.
Speaker 2: Uh no, it's here's and here's the thing. He's like, man,
Speaker 2: that is awesome. Your boy's really into sports. I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: my god, they love every sport blah blah blah. And
Speaker 2: he goes, dude, I work in the athletic department over
Speaker 2: at Vandy.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's a transaction.
Speaker 2: And I said, oh really, goes yeah, dude. So like,
Speaker 2: we get tickets to any sporting events, so if we're
Speaker 2: not using them, I'll hit you up.
Speaker 1: What the pavia give them to us?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, wow, okay, amazing, Like this sounds great, dude.
Speaker 2: Let me get your number. And I said, I'll text
Speaker 2: you real quick and that way you have my number.
Speaker 2: And so I said, what's your area code?
Speaker 1: Tixt one five.
Speaker 2: I don't think it was six one five. I'm not
Speaker 2: sure what it was, but I texted him. I was like, hey, man,
Speaker 2: met you back to school tonight. I just wanted you
Speaker 2: to have my number. Cool meeting you. Hopefully we'll chat soon.
Speaker 2: Never applied, well, never applied. And that was when we
Speaker 2: and a half ago.
Speaker 1: I told you I didn't get guys numbers, honey.
Speaker 2: And so last Saturday NFC had a game and I
Speaker 2: couldn't go to the game. National Soccer Club had a game,
Speaker 2: and I was like, all right, dude, let me text.
Speaker 1: This dude on my birthday.
Speaker 2: No, no, I guess it was the week before. Oh sorry, sorry,
Speaker 2: it was the week before, freaking kidding me. It was
Speaker 2: Labor Day weekend.
Speaker 1: I would have went and got house.
Speaker 2: And so I hit him up.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: I was like, hey man, uh, just me again. I
Speaker 2: met you at back to school night and I was like, uh,
Speaker 2: National Soccer Club. We had talked about it at back
Speaker 2: to school night and looks like we're not gonna be
Speaker 2: able to use the tickets tonight because we have other obligations.
Speaker 2: Just wanted to see if you wanted to take your
Speaker 2: family to the game with our tickets and ray what
Speaker 2: did he say?
Speaker 1: He called you no, I never replied and over too.
Speaker 1: Was he drunk it back to school night?
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, it was a little awkward. I
Speaker 2: did what my wife said. I asked the guy, hey, man,
Speaker 2: let me get your number. Thought he was cool. We
Speaker 2: talked about soccer, talked about this, and he's like, oh,
Speaker 2: you know, my kids, my daughters are into it to
Speaker 2: a certain extent, but then they get bored. He goes,
Speaker 2: but we go to a lot of you know, the
Speaker 2: Vandy sporting events. I'm like, yeah, man, well look it's perfect,
Speaker 2: like we had sports in common, like we had that foundation.
Speaker 2: He even said, yeah, man, Like if I don't use
Speaker 2: the tickets. I can give you our tickets at whatever
Speaker 2: Vandy sporting event. And then when I actually text him,
Speaker 2: he doesn't text back. That's twice twice. How many do
Speaker 2: I text him ever?
Speaker 1: Again? Or is that it?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: Am I done?
Speaker 1: I almost think the way you guys hit it off
Speaker 1: that you entered the number incorrectly, and the way to
Speaker 1: get over that hurdle is immediately call and be like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'll call you and then you'll have my number, and
Speaker 1: then you see if his phone rings. That way, you
Speaker 1: know that it was perfect. The chances out of what
Speaker 1: is it, four, three, seven, and three ten numbers and
Speaker 1: it's hurried and you got kids grabbing it, your legs,
Speaker 1: putting their thumb up your ass, you're gonna enter a
Speaker 1: number incorrectly. I bet you're texting somebody.
Speaker 2: Else, dude, I never thought about the call.
Speaker 1: It's just like learning somebody's name. When you're doing a
Speaker 1: phone number. You're gonna screw it up. Learning somebody's name.
Speaker 1: Unless you repeat it to them five times, you're never
Speaker 1: gonna remember it. So I'm always like, oh, yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: dialand it right now. What it was? Sarah cool? Or never?
Speaker 1: Never mind not a girl's name. It's a guy. Uh
Speaker 1: Dan Dan before you were married? Yeah? Dan Dan? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Dan Dan? Call you? Oh it's lighting up? Oh bird
Speaker 1: Dan Dan. There's so much room for error.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so maybe I am. Maybe I should text and
Speaker 2: be like, hey man, am I texting the wrong number?
Speaker 2: Is this not you?
Speaker 1: You fake him with a butt doll? Oh? Hey man,
Speaker 1: I gos a button? Do'll do? Sorry? Do you didn't
Speaker 1: mean to call you?
Speaker 2: H You just go hello and they're like, hello, you
Speaker 2: called me, dude? You called me? No, you called me?
Speaker 2: That's my fault.
Speaker 1: Man. Oh hey man, you want those tickets? Oh you
Speaker 1: didn't call me? Oh my bad dude, Oh my fuck.
Speaker 2: So yeah, so I'm sitting in this awkward like parallel
Speaker 2: where I'm just like in no man's land. I got
Speaker 2: the guy's number, put myself out there. He's not giving
Speaker 2: himself back. He'd given nothing back to me, nothing in return. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I saw you know what I saw.
Speaker 2: I saw us on a Saturday afternoon with the Pavia
Speaker 2: brothers getting smashed at a Vandy gate.
Speaker 1: They got to jail on that one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, I know, but that's why I thought, Man,
Speaker 2: how crazy if we ran into them at the tailgate.
Speaker 1: Me.
Speaker 2: You justin out there with the Pavia brothers. We become
Speaker 2: best friends. Pavia comes over and starts hanging out on
Speaker 2: the pod.
Speaker 1: The Vandy tailgates don't get as crazy as you'd like
Speaker 1: him too. Oh real, they're pretty tame.
Speaker 2: I never really been. I don't even know where they tailgate,
Speaker 2: Like where do they tail gate, because they don't really
Speaker 2: have a big parking lot by the stadium.
Speaker 1: They don't. You're right next to the stadium unless they've
Speaker 1: changed with the new construction. The time me and Cruise went,
Speaker 1: you are the cool thing three block from the stadium.
Speaker 1: But I think we're partying in the parking lot for engineering.
Speaker 1: We were on campus. I mean there was people taking
Speaker 1: shots in like the nursing department parking lot.
Speaker 2: Baby like breast milk or like real shots shots shots. Okay,
Speaker 2: but your vehicle is on Vanderbilt campus.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Because I'm just trying to think of where they
Speaker 2: would put up tents and like, do they block off
Speaker 2: roads so you can put up tailgates in the middle
Speaker 2: of the road.
Speaker 1: No, there's some roads, but I believe those might have
Speaker 1: been alumni and stuff. But I'm telling you it's small,
Speaker 1: but now it's big. The stadium looks big now, so
Speaker 1: that it could be different. My advice right now is
Speaker 1: pretty old.
Speaker 2: I'll text him, but hey, man, thinking about going to
Speaker 2: the Vandy game this weekend? Where can I tailgate that?
Speaker 2: And since you work in that letic department, you probably
Speaker 2: know all the answers.
Speaker 1: And for whatever reason, I think we didn't drink at
Speaker 1: the tailgate. Huh me and Cruise didn't you?
Speaker 2: Well, you were going to a football game tailgate, going
Speaker 2: to the football game, and you had no drinks.
Speaker 1: I think you couldn't drink where we parked. You were
Speaker 1: not allowed to have alcohol.
Speaker 2: Oh times have changed, right, so times have had to
Speaker 2: have changed, Like no, that was eight ten years ago.
Speaker 1: Dude, for you, I'm hoping it is this crazy scene
Speaker 1: but the memory.
Speaker 2: And I'm not going to the game. I don't have
Speaker 2: any take.
Speaker 1: Played Georgia, we played aj Green and it was basically
Speaker 1: just the George of people thrown down. Vandy didn't really
Speaker 1: have that many tents.
Speaker 2: Oh so maybe that's why he hadn't. I don't know,
Speaker 2: but yeah, I just wanted to give you. I put
Speaker 2: myself out there, like my wife asked me to do.
Speaker 2: Dude hadn't text me back next time? I got it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna call first, text later.
Speaker 1: What is the place called you're you're in like a
Speaker 1: weird place, not penitentiary. There's another word with a P.
Speaker 1: You're in penitentiary, the pavlon. No, No, it's close, close
Speaker 1: to that word. But you got to think of it.
Speaker 1: This is a good it. AC should punish your memory.
Speaker 2: I'm in.
Speaker 1: Prison, palladium or something. You're in perandium. You're in this
Speaker 1: weird place between heaven and hell.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I'm stuck in no man's land. No
Speaker 2: man's land is a way to say it. Is that
Speaker 2: the word no, But that'll work. You're in no man's
Speaker 2: land right now. Prom pump, no, not pomp and circumstance.
Speaker 2: That's the graduation. I'm in.
Speaker 1: Penitentiary. Penitentiary, it's close to that. That's prison.
Speaker 2: Man, I'm in.
Speaker 1: Weird spot a pickle That that works.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm in Piccadilly.
Speaker 1: But no, you're in that weird place where he hasn't
Speaker 1: text back.
Speaker 3: You've sent him purgatory, purgatory, purgatory, got it, You're in
Speaker 3: purgatory right now.
Speaker 1: I hope you get out.
Speaker 2: Thank you, man, and I just don't want any school events.
Speaker 2: But if he doesn't text me before a school event,
Speaker 2: I can't talk to him, like I can't walk to me.
Speaker 2: Hey man, how you been, man, I ain't been, Like,
Speaker 2: what's up, dude?
Speaker 1: No, I didn't text you. Man, I got a new
Speaker 1: cell honey, you've your phone number?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. So yeah, all right, Well we'll
Speaker 2: take a break. We'll come back and uh yeah, we'll
Speaker 2: do cameras finally. Yeah, yeah, finally for the first time
Speaker 2: this week. We'll be right back. Who yeah, man, listen,
Speaker 2: I gotta plug in my headphones again. I forgot, but uh,
Speaker 2: I got big news. I got a huge announcement. Are
Speaker 2: you ready? Ray, I'm gay? No, I mean blind.
Speaker 1: No, that's not it, dude, that's not it. You're leaving
Speaker 1: the pod.
Speaker 2: No, no, that's not it either. I would never do
Speaker 2: that to you. I would not tell I would not
Speaker 2: break the news to you live on the pod. I mean,
Speaker 2: people have been asking them for this, they've been begging
Speaker 2: for this. They're like, dude, why don't you guys do this?
Speaker 2: And I said, you know what, I sat at home.
Speaker 2: I thought about it. I was like, you guys are right,
Speaker 2: you guys are one hundred percent right. You're drinking prime.
Speaker 2: My kids would love you right now. My kids would
Speaker 2: love you. Damn it.
Speaker 1: I wish i'd got that where your kid was here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, but no, I decided you're right. Monday. Coaches
Speaker 2: Convention five tickets on sale, on sale, Monday. You heard me.
Speaker 2: Coaches Convention five tickets on sale Monday.
Speaker 1: And you can pay with bitcoin this year.
Speaker 2: And you can also do payment plans starting Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday,
Speaker 2: the thirteenth, fifteenth of September, Sore Losers Coaches Convention five
Speaker 2: tickets go on sale boom and listen. We're not gonna
Speaker 2: have all the fancy descriptions up, like I've been telling
Speaker 2: my wife, Like look, she's like, I gotta make them perfect.
Speaker 2: I like, no, we have to get the tickets up
Speaker 2: so people believe that it's happened. We can worry about
Speaker 2: putting the details in the next week or two. Then
Speaker 2: we will be able to put the details up. Just
Speaker 2: get the tickets up sale, up on sale, make sure
Speaker 2: there's payment plan options available. And that is all happening
Speaker 2: on Monday.
Speaker 1: Right a check our butts can't cash.
Speaker 2: No, that's not it. I'm just saying, we got to
Speaker 2: get this train moving. My wife keeps making excuses about, oh,
Speaker 2: we got to do this. I'm like, no, they just
Speaker 2: need to know the tickets are there. They need to
Speaker 2: be able to buy tickets. So Monday you can start
Speaker 2: buying your tickets to Coaches Convention five. If you want
Speaker 2: to meet Callaway in the flesh. Coaches Convention five.
Speaker 1: He is minus ten thousand to one odds to be
Speaker 1: Comeback Coach of the Year, so he is a heavy favorite.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't know. The Weed brothers from Colorado.
Speaker 2: They have not been the last couple now, they didn't
Speaker 2: come last year, so they could get comeback Coaches.
Speaker 1: Of the Year for taking a couple off and yeah.
Speaker 2: And then making a reappearment. Uh, Tall guy, he's not
Speaker 2: gonna come. He doesn't like Nashville, is what I've been
Speaker 2: told by Miguel. So I don't think tall Guy will
Speaker 2: be here. Cappy, Oh he'll be here. I don't know.
Speaker 2: He's not comeback Player of the Year. I don't know
Speaker 2: what he is, but he'll be here.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Cappy has randomly hit me up about some gambling talk,
Speaker 1: but it's a he just said, always bet the Yankees
Speaker 1: or who was that? That wasn't even Cappy. That was
Speaker 1: our dude. That was our guy. Our guy loves to
Speaker 1: gamble Brandon. Brandon and his wife went to some Rundown casino,
Speaker 1: some Rundown and then he goes, hey always bet Yankees
Speaker 1: on nine to eleven. He was right, he won, He
Speaker 1: did win.
Speaker 2: I have never followed. I haven't had to look and
Speaker 2: see if that stat is actually correct if the Yankees
Speaker 2: always win on nine to eleven, But if he put
Speaker 2: it on Facebook, it has to be accurate.
Speaker 1: I gotta say props to us two Vegas ones an
Speaker 1: abject failure. After that Vegas and then Nashville twenty three,
Speaker 1: twenty three, twenty four, twenty five. Wow, to have another convention.
Speaker 1: I can't believe we've had five.
Speaker 2: We've only had four. But we're gonna be having our
Speaker 2: fifth this next coming winter. So you can buy tickets
Speaker 2: on Monday. I can't wait.
Speaker 1: Wait. Was so the first one was before the pandemic?
Speaker 2: No, it was after it was coming out of the pandemic.
Speaker 2: That's when it happened. Is when I was in the
Speaker 2: shower wet washing the left armpit and I was like, dude,
Speaker 2: everything is starting to open back up. People have been
Speaker 2: cooped up in their houses. They haven't been able to
Speaker 2: go anywhere fun. We have to throw a party, and
Speaker 2: a party was thrown. I mean, people are cooped up
Speaker 2: in their house. I still came to work every day.
Speaker 2: My life did not change.
Speaker 1: I might be the only person in America that's life
Speaker 1: didn't alter one iota.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah you are. And then I did see I
Speaker 2: saw something online. I am trying to confirm it that
Speaker 2: the wind Las Vegas.
Speaker 1: Whoa, it's gonna be in Vegas.
Speaker 2: Nope, is getting rid of the triple zero on the
Speaker 2: Roulette wheel. They are banning that from their casino. Finally.
Speaker 2: I don't know what made them think that was a
Speaker 2: idea to add it to the wheel in the first place,
Speaker 2: especially when you didn't tell me about it. A couple
Speaker 2: of years ago, when I put some money down on
Speaker 2: the Roulette wheel and it hit palm Tree, and I
Speaker 2: had never seen a palm tree, and I didn't know
Speaker 2: what it meant. And they go, oh, no, we just
Speaker 2: added another green. We didn't have a number, so we
Speaker 2: put a palm tree on it. Wow, thanks take my money.
Speaker 1: Huh. Yeah, the Greens guys back when I was online gambling,
Speaker 1: So there was there's European Roulette and there's American Roulette.
Speaker 1: American Roulette had two greens. European Roulette had one green.
Speaker 2: Why don't we play a European That is amazing?
Speaker 1: So which one do you think I would log into
Speaker 1: and play European? I hope right. So I never understood
Speaker 1: why anybody on these online gambling sites. No longer they're offshore,
Speaker 1: they're they're illegal. Why would you ever play American Roulette
Speaker 1: when you can play with one green and your dumb
Speaker 1: a was playing with three.
Speaker 2: No, didn't even notice, man, I promise you, I didn't
Speaker 2: even look. I just walked up and sable put my
Speaker 2: money on it. And I think that's what happens is
Speaker 2: people that don't know that are just there kind of casual.
Speaker 2: They don't really play roulette. They don't realize that three
Speaker 2: is a disadvantage to them, that they are losing percentages
Speaker 2: on their chance to win, and they just say, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm just here for a good time. Let's get drunk,
Speaker 2: me and the boys. What up, frad Daddy, What up
Speaker 2: frad Daddy?
Speaker 1: What up?
Speaker 2: Loafers?
Speaker 1: What up loafers? What up?
Speaker 2: Khaki shorts. What up khaki shorts? What up your Eyezod shirt?
Speaker 2: I don't know what kind of shirt they wear, but
Speaker 2: they wear the collared Azod or whatever, the mellow ball
Speaker 2: shoes or the polo. Oh dude with Subbrosky with Subbrosky.
Speaker 2: Yeah man, we're from oh miss Man. Oh yeah, we're
Speaker 2: from a Well, we're from LSU. Let's just play some roulette.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, man, you gotta sig man, you gotta sig
Speaker 2: woo college bro man, there's three green shots.
Speaker 1: How roulette is man whoo not? And you guys may
Speaker 1: think that this is just me, This is me being me.
Speaker 1: When I used to gamble, it was me in college.
Speaker 1: I was the only guy I would be in a room.
Speaker 1: This is mean just to say I don't really like
Speaker 1: the allure of everybody gambling at the same time, all
Speaker 1: these frat daddies. I get to that in a minute.
Speaker 1: When I gambled, it was me in college in a
Speaker 1: room all by myself. Everybody's just drinking a little bit,
Speaker 1: watching the game. But I'm cheering for USC, I'm cheering
Speaker 1: for Stanford, I'm cheering for Penn State. Come on, let's go.
Speaker 1: Whoa what are you yelling for man, are you from
Speaker 1: Penn State? No, dude, I bet on it? Man? Oh really, wow,
Speaker 1: how'd you bet on it? I was the only kid
Speaker 1: in the room that was betting these games, Billy, what
Speaker 1: you did? A parlay? Let school haves these on the
Speaker 1: next one. Then now with all these thirty frat daddies
Speaker 1: in a room rooting for the same bed, all yelling.
Speaker 1: I always like how secret it was.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I didn't have that in college, Like I didn't
Speaker 2: bet on anything because there was no betting.
Speaker 1: Bro. The coolest thing is I went to a Christian
Speaker 1: school and I was on the phone. It was I'm
Speaker 1: this old where you would call the sports book and
Speaker 1: they would place it for you because I couldn't log
Speaker 1: in on the website because our school block it was Christian.
Speaker 1: It blocked all the websites. So I call him on
Speaker 1: the and I'm walking to dinner. We had to go
Speaker 1: between five and six, so it's like five pm. I'm
Speaker 1: walking to dinner with all these Christian dudes, Christian myself,
Speaker 1: and I'm I'm like, yeah, yeah, you want to I
Speaker 1: want to go right, Michigan State, Go Michigan State plus twelve?
Speaker 1: All right, yeah, bet put put fifty on it all
Speaker 1: right later and my one friend goes, did you just
Speaker 1: place a bet? And I go, yeah, I did a
Speaker 1: place it with my bookie. It was unheard of to
Speaker 1: bet back then, and now that everybody's doing it, it's
Speaker 1: just it's group things. So what the reason I'm saying
Speaker 1: all that? Guys, Remember you don't got to do their bets. Bro,
Speaker 1: come on, bro, hammer the minus three, bro hammer it.
Speaker 1: Hammer what you want to hammer, hammer her, hammer, hamm
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. Love is love is love or hammer
Speaker 1: the bets.
Speaker 2: I don't care. Whatever you want to do. Hammer the
Speaker 2: keyboard on Monday morning.
Speaker 1: And yes for the tickets, but also just because people
Speaker 1: are hammering the three greens, you don't have to do it.
Speaker 1: You can step back. I'm gonna wait and play in Europe.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna play in America. There's two greens, so
Speaker 1: you don't got to bet the same stuff other people
Speaker 1: are betting. But you do have to go to the
Speaker 1: convention with that one. That's group thing.
Speaker 2: Yes, everybody wants to do that. And you know where
Speaker 2: we're saying, think for yourself, be an individual, do what
Speaker 2: you want. No, no, no, this is what you want. I
Speaker 2: mean I believe our boy from Sydney is coming back
Speaker 2: for the convention. He had emailed saying he might come
Speaker 2: to the convention, and that he said, I think you
Speaker 2: need a visitor from down Under for the convention. I
Speaker 2: was like, huh, bring.
Speaker 1: It, boom boom an onion d out back. I came
Speaker 1: up here for the racetrack and watch the sucker and
Speaker 1: watch the lacrosse.
Speaker 2: I said, it'd be really smart for you to give
Speaker 2: a write up to your daily newspaper about the convention.
Speaker 2: Since you're a newspaper reporter.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you because you got you're still a
Speaker 1: week out from Vegas.
Speaker 2: Right, I am a week out from Vegas.
Speaker 1: Can I just give you a warning something that I
Speaker 1: did in Thanksgiving. I was looking back at pictures last
Speaker 1: time I was in Vegas, and a mistake I made.
Speaker 1: I don't want you to make the same, please, because
Speaker 1: I was so excited to go to Vegas. This is unforgivable.
Speaker 1: So I'm a column better and I told you guys
Speaker 1: on the podcast. So there's a three columns. So it's
Speaker 1: like the one, three, six, nine, twelve, fifteen, eighteen, twenty one,
Speaker 1: twenty four, twenty seven, thirty thirty three thirty six. Okay,
Speaker 1: actually that one might start it. It doesn't matter. It
Speaker 1: has been.
Speaker 2: There's three columns I got.
Speaker 1: I got the gist, so I'm a column better. And
Speaker 1: I was sitting there right before Thanksgiving meal, right before
Speaker 1: in Vegas with Baser. She's getting mimosas at the bar.
Speaker 1: I have this image just burned in my memory. It
Speaker 1: just beautiful. We're at what it wasn't was it Paris.
Speaker 1: It's the one with palm trees and stuff. And it
Speaker 1: might have been the Mirage. It might have been Mirage,
Speaker 1: but it is no longer. It's not Mirage. It was
Speaker 1: it was Vegas. It was Paris. Okay, so we're at Paris.
Speaker 1: She's getting drinks at the bar. I've never really had
Speaker 1: good luck at Paris. I've never really won any money
Speaker 1: at Paris. Which was Paris? I know you just said
Speaker 1: that it was Paris because it was where I was
Speaker 1: stayed with Michael on the couch. Okay, so it's Paris.
Speaker 1: Basers getting mimosas at the bar, and I go up.
Speaker 1: I'm having a blast doing the roulette. I did columns,
Speaker 1: so I did my first column in middle column, boom win.
Speaker 1: I would do third column and middle column. Boom, bye win.
Speaker 1: I was up to two hundred and fifty. It was
Speaker 1: great after the day board before because we got rinsed
Speaker 1: and I was so excited to gamble. I'd put I'd
Speaker 1: say in each one of my columns. I was building
Speaker 1: it up. I had fifty dollars, so I had one
Speaker 1: hundred dollars on the table, and instead of putting it
Speaker 1: in the columns, I put fifty on the number thirty
Speaker 1: five and fifty on the number thirty six, So I
Speaker 1: would have won fifty times thirty six if I if
Speaker 1: it would have hit fifty times thirty six equals, i'd
Speaker 1: have won eighteen hundred. And the roulette guy spends it
Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, I want another column. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The guy goes, you didn't have that column covered up.
Speaker 1: You put it on two numbers instead of the two columns.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: And so it went from me thinking I had won
Speaker 1: fifty dollars because you actually put one hundred out to
Speaker 1: win fifty sixty six percent odds and I had actually
Speaker 1: just put it on two numbers, so i'd about four
Speaker 1: percent chance and I missed that number by one number.
Speaker 1: Salt in the wounds. And then I goes I had
Speaker 1: no idea why you were cheering. You had lost. I go,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, you I put my money instead of
Speaker 1: on the columns, on the individual numbers. I was that
Speaker 1: excited to gamble.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like. I was at Casino Royale one time
Speaker 2: and it was Garrett was there, my wife, Garrett's wife
Speaker 2: Ryan were there and Casino Royale. Let me tell you,
Speaker 2: that is the lowest of low on the Las Vegas Strip,
Speaker 2: lowest the low. And they had a roulette table. This
Speaker 2: is this is how old this place is. It had
Speaker 2: a roulette table and then it had two relette tables
Speaker 2: on each side of the wheel, so it was split
Speaker 2: like you had one roulette table over here and it
Speaker 2: was all managed by one wheel.
Speaker 1: Confusing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you could have a bunch of people over
Speaker 2: here and a bunch of bee over here and you
Speaker 2: only spun one ball and it got it and it
Speaker 2: was for both tables.
Speaker 1: Not so confusing.
Speaker 2: And I walk up and they're gambling. I'm like, oh man,
Speaker 2: I've been losing my ass.
Speaker 1: Lunch Vegae or lunch Austin.
Speaker 2: I go, all right, whatever, I throw fifty on red
Speaker 2: twenty one spins red twenty one. Sorry, sir, that's an
Speaker 2: invalid bet. What the maximum you can bet on a numbers?
Speaker 2: Twenty five? That's not a bet?
Speaker 1: And you put how much fifty? Oh? They let it
Speaker 1: hit and then took it away.
Speaker 2: Told me it was the invalid bet.
Speaker 1: Dude, how did you not see that place?
Speaker 2: And here's what I should have done.
Speaker 1: That would have been an eighteen hundred. That's the same
Speaker 1: thing I did.
Speaker 2: I was I'd been drinking, and I probably should have
Speaker 2: raised hell and said, let me talk to the pit boss.
Speaker 2: And they should have just given me the bet for
Speaker 2: the twenty five dollars. Yes, but they didn't give me anything,
Speaker 2: and I was like, this is bull crap. I'm never
Speaker 2: coming back. Instead of yelling at him, I should have said,
Speaker 2: I need to talk to the pit boss. Give me
Speaker 2: the pit boss. Look, man, my money's on there. I
Speaker 2: didn't see the sign. So my wife just pay, you know,
Speaker 2: like whatever, save twenty fives, my wife, twenty five's mine
Speaker 2: and we get all that money, or just give me
Speaker 2: half of whatever it is. Because I put the bet down,
Speaker 2: so obviously I had to put twenty five.
Speaker 1: Down there, and you obviously had a flight home to
Speaker 1: think about this. Instead of in the moment you didn't
Speaker 1: think of it.
Speaker 2: I didn't think any and I just ineviated and I
Speaker 2: didn't think about talking to the pit boss and they
Speaker 2: were like, man, that sucks, and we left. I was like, well,
Speaker 2: I'm not gambling here anymore. And it wasn't until hours
Speaker 2: later when I sobered up, like maybe the next day,
Speaker 2: that I was like, why didn't I call the pit
Speaker 2: boss over and be like, hey, man, like, I got
Speaker 2: the money out there, why don't you pay me for
Speaker 2: the max bet that you can bet and we'll call
Speaker 2: it even. But I didn't even do that. I just
Speaker 2: stormed off in anger.
Speaker 1: You gotta love alcohol. When I was in Vegas for
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving games, I was being cocky and it was the Cowboys.
Speaker 1: They were losing so bad. I threw the bet ticket
Speaker 1: in the trash just being cocky, yeah, and Baser's there
Speaker 1: and I'm all laughing everything. Then it started getting closer,
Speaker 1: so I then reach in the trash can and get
Speaker 1: my bet ticket back out, and then they it was
Speaker 1: a bad pass, I believe, at the very end of
Speaker 1: the game, so that I threw the bet ticket again
Speaker 1: in the trash can. So it was me playing with
Speaker 1: the trash can for like a matter of ten minutes,
Speaker 1: all because I was drunk. So guys, never do to
Speaker 1: throw your bet in the trash can. Nobody's watching you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no one cares that you're throwing it in the
Speaker 2: trash can. You're doing it for dramatic effect, like Jimmy
Speaker 2: on Big Brother when he threw his sunglasses earlier. This
Speaker 2: season by far the worst season I've ever watched in
Speaker 2: my life. It is so freaking frustrating, but no one cares.
Speaker 2: You're doing that act for yourself. No one is paying
Speaker 2: attention to you, flipping your glasses going and I'm gonna
Speaker 2: get some respect, or someone's not watching you get mad
Speaker 2: at your bet and throw it in the trash can,
Speaker 2: because you know what, people are losing their ass all
Speaker 2: over and then other half are winning. They're looking at
Speaker 2: the screen, they're not looking at you and the trash can.
Speaker 1: And also watching other people make dumb drunk mistakes is
Speaker 1: just as fun it is and way better than you
Speaker 1: making those dumb drunk mistakes. So instead of putting everything
Speaker 1: on a football game, put a little bit, watch the
Speaker 1: people that put everything on it. Stead of putting everything
Speaker 1: on a roulette wheel, put twenty bucks, watch the people
Speaker 1: that put everything on it. Yeah, and I'll hang out and.
Speaker 2: If you want to see people make mistakes and drunken
Speaker 2: mistakes at that Monday tickets go and sale Coaches Convention
Speaker 2: five Sorelosers dot Com. We'll take a break, We'll right back. Hell, Ray,
Speaker 2: we got an email one week ago tonight. You know
Speaker 2: what we did. We celebrated your birthday, Ray, We went
Speaker 2: to Pitts's house. We did a special podcast. We got
Speaker 2: an email. What's up, Losers? You said no one listened
Speaker 2: to the episode where you were live from Pitts's house,
Speaker 2: But I thought it was great. Listening to you guys
Speaker 2: being dudes over a couple of dreams, watching football with
Speaker 2: a die hard fan of one of the teams was entertaining.
Speaker 2: You should definitely make that a regular thing. Maybe a
Speaker 2: live stream question mark one other thing you might enjoy.
Speaker 2: I listened to you with my two boys in the
Speaker 2: car and didn't think they pay any attention. The other day,
Speaker 2: during the intro, my three year old yelled, Sore Losers.
Speaker 2: It was a proud moment. I often wear my original
Speaker 2: Sore Losers podcast shirt and he knows the names of
Speaker 2: the each face, he says, Ray Mundo lunchbox and he
Speaker 2: who shall not be named, keep up the good work,
Speaker 2: josh from North Dakota.
Speaker 1: Good stuff. That's a good guy.
Speaker 2: That is a great guy, Joshua North go to thank you.
Speaker 2: I appreciate it. And speaking of the pod, baby Box
Speaker 2: went over to the neighbors who is a fourth grader
Speaker 2: and third grader to play some soccer the other day.
Speaker 2: And I don't know what happened. I wasn't there.
Speaker 1: What was your segue speaking of what.
Speaker 2: Speaking of the pod? Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I thought you said I'm getting Did you say speaking
Speaker 1: of a great dad? I said a great guy.
Speaker 2: I didn't say that.
Speaker 1: This could have been an amazing sege speaking of a
Speaker 1: great dad. Ray, I'm gonna tell you a story about myself.
Speaker 2: And baby Box comes home. He's like, Dad, Dad, I'm
Speaker 2: not playing with him anymore. I'm like why, because because
Speaker 2: they weren't playing right. They weren't playing right, and I
Speaker 2: kept telling him, hey, that's a handball or that's out
Speaker 2: of bounds, and they called me a sore loser. He
Speaker 2: goes and not like the pod we do, but a
Speaker 2: sore loser. And I'm like, who is this guy? You've
Speaker 2: done the pod? One time and.
Speaker 3: Now it's the pod we knew your son, and I said, wait,
Speaker 3: tell me that one more time, and I made my
Speaker 3: wife come out of there, and he goes, yeah, mom, Mom,
Speaker 3: they were calling me a sore loser and not the
Speaker 3: pod that we do.
Speaker 2: And she goes, oh really. He goes, yeah, I mean
Speaker 2: I do the pod. But a sore loser is like
Speaker 2: someone that's not good when they lose it, throws a
Speaker 2: fit in cheats and that's not me.
Speaker 1: Mom.
Speaker 2: I was like, all right, Bud, well, then don't go
Speaker 2: back over there and play. Ten minutes later, he went
Speaker 2: back over there to play. He just wanted to come
Speaker 2: and tell us they were calling him a sore loser,
Speaker 2: but not like the pod. And I was like, man,
Speaker 2: this dude really thinks he's.
Speaker 1: A part of this pod, that sore loser.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's gonna inherit this because I mean the eggs,
Speaker 2: I can't really pass it down to your eggs. So
Speaker 2: when he gets old enough, he's going to take over
Speaker 2: the pod. But that was a pretty cool moment.
Speaker 1: I haven't heard Bazer do that yet. What that we do.
Speaker 1: I haven't heard her because it's it's our podcast. Yeah
Speaker 1: I know. I signed the contract. I agree that we
Speaker 1: never had for a couple of years, but then we
Speaker 1: had one.
Speaker 2: And now we do. And now we're under contract to
Speaker 2: do pods and put them out so people will listen
Speaker 2: and hopefully they'll buy their tickets. Like we said last
Speaker 2: segment to the convention, they go on sale Monday.
Speaker 1: Uh here's my question. Yeah, what was our biggest attended Vegas?
Speaker 1: Like the first one? First Vegas was the biggest attend Vegas.
Speaker 1: And so wonder when we put tickets on that convention?
Speaker 1: I think I think last year we were down because
Speaker 1: we put them on late.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we didn't put them up till like October or something.
Speaker 1: Okay, so then we're ahead of the game. That's all
Speaker 1: I care about.
Speaker 2: Here. Here's the thing. Every year, this is what I
Speaker 2: say every year.
Speaker 1: Every year I say we need to make money.
Speaker 2: No, every year, I say, we are going to put
Speaker 2: them out earlier, put them on sale earlier. We're going
Speaker 2: to plan it better, we're gonna have it booked, everything
Speaker 2: lined up. But then smash cut. I look up and
Speaker 2: six months has passed since the last convention, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: holy crap, how has it been that long? Because you
Speaker 2: get so excited and enamored with it, and it goes
Speaker 2: through your head and then boom, you forget about it.
Speaker 2: These people they're playing in the super Bowl two years
Speaker 2: in advance. They don't wait till six months before and
Speaker 2: start thinking, man, we should probably come with some plans
Speaker 2: for the convention. That is not how you have a
Speaker 2: successful convention. But this year it's gonna be great. And
Speaker 2: we were gonna put on tickets on sale in August.
Speaker 2: That was my original plan. August first, after Alaska Convention.
Speaker 2: I told him. I was like, August first, they have
Speaker 2: to be on sale. We missed it by a month
Speaker 2: and a half. I'm not organized.
Speaker 1: Give your speech about Lallapalooza.
Speaker 2: Oh well yeah. And then my kids are excited because
Speaker 2: they got these little fare tickets carnival tickets. I guess,
Speaker 2: I don't even know what it is from their school
Speaker 2: and it says, oh, because they did some reading challenge,
Speaker 2: or they did something where they cleaned up the hallway.
Speaker 2: I don't know what they did. They cleaned up trash
Speaker 2: on the playground. So they got a ticket to the
Speaker 2: State Fair admission free, and they both bring one home.
Speaker 2: We got to go to this, we gotta go to this.
Speaker 2: I was like, Okay, I promise we're gonna go to it.
Speaker 2: We're gonna look, we're gonna take your ticket and we're
Speaker 2: gonna get in free. And then I look at the ticket. Sorry, son,
Speaker 2: that's for the lower class, and it says ticket is
Speaker 2: only valid Monday through Thursday. Well, how convenient is that
Speaker 2: my kids go to school Monday through Thursday. So we're
Speaker 2: not gonna be out at the state Fair at eight
Speaker 2: o'clock at night on a weekday. Yes, I know, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: They got to get their sleep. They're grouchy after a
Speaker 2: long day at school. So now I have to go
Speaker 2: this weekend and pay full price for all of us
Speaker 2: to get into the state Fair because my kids are
Speaker 2: so hyped about it and I don't even know what
Speaker 2: it has at it. I don't even know what is
Speaker 2: going on. I don't know what rides they have, but
Speaker 2: we are going to the state Fair this weekend.
Speaker 1: State Fair in Texas if there was one in Austin,
Speaker 1: or it was a county fair.
Speaker 2: Or something, maybe county fair.
Speaker 1: When I work promotions, I would set up every day
Speaker 1: and it lasted two or three weeks. I would end
Speaker 1: my internship at the sports Show and I would go
Speaker 1: set up inflatable for this dang fare and I would
Speaker 1: ask myself every day that I set it up, why
Speaker 1: are people coming here? But it must be for the kids.
Speaker 2: It's a lot for the kids. I know my sister
Speaker 2: my dad has taking the grandkids when they're in Austin.
Speaker 2: I think it's to the Rodeo Fair. I don't know.
Speaker 2: And I know my sister's kids all won goldfish because
Speaker 2: she's like, can we play this game to get a goldfish?
Speaker 2: She's like, yeah, no one ever wins that. They all
Speaker 2: three one. And my sister has done such an amazing
Speaker 2: job of keeping the goldfish alive that they're now so huge.
Speaker 2: She had to buy a bigger tank. And the goldfish
Speaker 2: are two and a half years old, and she's like, how, Like,
Speaker 2: goldfish don't make it this long. My brothers his son's
Speaker 2: goldfish lasted three days.
Speaker 1: Batter of the box. Same thing as Kittle.
Speaker 2: Oh man hey, same thing as Purty, Same thing as
Speaker 2: Jaden Reid.
Speaker 1: But do you know who that is?
Speaker 2: He's the wider over the Packers. He broke his collar
Speaker 2: bone last night.
Speaker 1: I thought we were still sticking with the forty nine ers.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry. Same thing as Brandon Ayuk. I think that's
Speaker 2: all that's injured. I don't know. McCaffrey's calf Caffrey's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So yeah, So we're going to the State Fair.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: I'm excited about the State Fair. I don't really know
Speaker 2: what's gonna be there, but I'm assuming they're gonna have
Speaker 2: funnel cake, which is always a fantastic option.
Speaker 1: But people will go there earlier because I had to
Speaker 1: set up at ten am.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, it's on a set. Well, we have
Speaker 2: soccer games tomorrow and then one of baby Box's friends
Speaker 2: has invited him over for a playdate afterwards and to
Speaker 2: have pizza.
Speaker 1: And then they would make me take down our table
Speaker 1: and inflatable because they said people may steal it overnight.
Speaker 1: Who would steal that crap? And why can you not
Speaker 1: have a couple of security guys outside of a fair.
Speaker 2: Well, people will steal anything. It doesn't matter if they
Speaker 2: need it, they'd want it. If they see something then
Speaker 2: that's unchained, untethered, they're gonna steal it.
Speaker 1: I looked at our promotions director in the eyes and
Speaker 1: I go, there's not one thing at this entire fare
Speaker 1: worth over ten dollars. Why would anybody break in and
Speaker 1: steal any of this.
Speaker 2: That's a great question. It's the same thing with it.
Speaker 4: We take it down, take it back to the radio station,
Speaker 4: then put it in the vehicle tomorrow and bring it
Speaker 4: back out here and load it up and inflate it
Speaker 4: again every day for three weeks.
Speaker 1: About this fair you're talking about? Yes, but this is
Speaker 1: a nightmare. But use a nightmare.
Speaker 2: But you say, why would people steal something that's worth nothing.
Speaker 2: It's sort of like back in Austin.
Speaker 1: They could steal our generator that was probably worth a
Speaker 1: couple hundred. Yeah, that's it. They would strip off of
Speaker 1: our generator.
Speaker 2: But it's just like back in Austin. We used to
Speaker 2: have these things called Prize Horse that would show up
Speaker 2: at every remote.
Speaker 1: Was there not a more PC name for him? No, Ray,
Speaker 1: They were actually called price gouging ches.
Speaker 2: No, No, they didn't price gouge anything. They came for
Speaker 2: the free CDs, the free movie tickets, and they would
Speaker 2: drive all over Austin for a free CD or a
Speaker 2: free hat, and they would be at every single radio
Speaker 2: remote you could name. If you're at Cricket wireless from
Speaker 2: one to three and then from five to seven, you're
Speaker 2: gonna be at the Walmart across town. You're gonna see
Speaker 2: the exact same people they drive through Austin traffic to
Speaker 2: come get this free crap. And you know who they are.
Speaker 1: How's it going, Betty?
Speaker 2: You know exactly who they are. So when they would
Speaker 2: come walking up to the table, I would slide all
Speaker 2: the crap off of it and leave one koozie.
Speaker 1: You actually got involved in care.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, I cared because I want the real people
Speaker 2: that the little I want the real people that I've
Speaker 2: never met to come get a T shirt. These people
Speaker 2: have got fifty T shirts and they'd be like, oh,
Speaker 2: you got your shirts. I'm like, nah, man, sorry, and
Speaker 2: then they'd stay there. I don't know if I do.
Speaker 1: Are you a prize?
Speaker 2: Or they would come up and I'd and then a
Speaker 2: new person would come up by here you want to
Speaker 2: shirt and they'd be like, Oh, I thought you didn't
Speaker 2: have any. I just looked down. I found one.
Speaker 1: Just realize we got one more.
Speaker 2: Sorry prize. But you say, why would people steal things
Speaker 2: that have no value? But what turned out is that
Speaker 2: these prize ors had a group text and they'd be like, Hey,
Speaker 2: I'm going to the you know seven to eleven on Lamar,
Speaker 2: are you guys going to be at that remote? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I'm ready to.
Speaker 2: And so while they would go to the remote, one
Speaker 2: of them that was in the group text was going
Speaker 2: to their houses and breaking in and stealing all their stuff.
Speaker 2: And he would always show up late to the remotes.
Speaker 1: Oh is this serious? Serious, real deal?
Speaker 2: Like legit. He would go steal breaking their houses.
Speaker 1: But my question is they had a crime ring within
Speaker 1: their own group text.
Speaker 2: Yes, because he knew who was going to be at
Speaker 2: the remote, so who wouldn't be home who he could
Speaker 2: go steal the CD? I mean, what could you steal
Speaker 2: from them? They can't have anything because they're obviously not
Speaker 2: working because they're at every single remote.
Speaker 1: Well, how did the cops bust them with a CD
Speaker 1: and coozy?
Speaker 2: Where he's like, wait a minute, man, you got more
Speaker 2: than one coozie? That's definitely not yours.
Speaker 1: Can I get some of those handcuffs? Yeah, you can't
Speaker 1: get over here, your mother, Kurt WHOA, Well, yeah, that
Speaker 1: was what it is.
Speaker 2: And if you want to see what they listen, you
Speaker 2: want to see a great movie, guys, I'm gonna say
Speaker 2: a great movie hands on a hard body. It is
Speaker 2: filmed by a rate. It's about a radio station giveaway
Speaker 2: of a brand new car where you have to keep
Speaker 2: your hand on the car the entire time. That is
Speaker 2: gold watching. That is a great TV show. And it
Speaker 2: reminds me of the people that would show up at
Speaker 2: remotes every single time. And I can't wait. Like, what's
Speaker 2: great about the fair is all the people. It's a
Speaker 2: great people watching experience.
Speaker 1: Well, and I bet it hasn't changed. I bet there's
Speaker 1: gonna be a table, there's an inflatable and a generator,
Speaker 1: and there's a radio station there setting up, and there's
Speaker 1: some schmuck that's gonna have to tear it all down,
Speaker 1: schlep it into the vehicle and take it all the
Speaker 1: way across town and do the same damn thing the
Speaker 1: next day for two weeks straight. You're right all in
Speaker 1: that little ticket that your kid brought home. It just
Speaker 1: brought all the memories back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be a great day, man.
Speaker 1: But I will say I did hit on a girl,
Speaker 1: but she spoke Spanish. Oh so she started texting me
Speaker 1: their phone numbers. I think I was texting it was
Speaker 1: a Mexico number. Oh so it was like I think
Speaker 1: she had more digits. You guys can fact check me
Speaker 1: on this. But she would only text in Spanish, so
Speaker 1: then with Carlos, I would have to type it into
Speaker 1: Google and see what she was saying. I would have
Speaker 1: to translate it.
Speaker 5: Huh.
Speaker 2: That makes it tough to date, man.
Speaker 1: But I could only see her at the fair, oh,
Speaker 1: because she was like a Carnie.
Speaker 2: Wow, but a step on up, step on up, Let
Speaker 2: me guess your birthday. Let me goes your birthday, goes
Speaker 2: your birthday.
Speaker 1: But I never had never progressed because it was just
Speaker 1: a fair relationship. The fair left town and that was it.
Speaker 2: She drove out of your life forever.
Speaker 1: And I think she worked one of the tents, but
Speaker 1: it's just like she always had to work. She could
Speaker 1: never leave there, and I could never explain to her
Speaker 1: in English. It was a lost in translation. She never
Speaker 1: realized I wanted to go on a date. I think
Speaker 1: she just thought I was asking questions about the fair.
Speaker 1: She thought I was talking about a corn dog, you know.
Speaker 2: And you were talking about your dog. We'll take a break,
Speaker 2: we'll be right back.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. I'm serious. Carlos would
Speaker 1: translated his phone dude to realize what she was talking about.
Speaker 1: The only person I could get a number from this
Speaker 1: somebody didn't even speak the same language as That's great, dude,
Speaker 1: I was low, but I mean I was bottom of
Speaker 1: the barrel. I can't even freaking find somebody speaks English
Speaker 1: to date.
Speaker 2: Yeah uh, hey, lun John's looking for the best slip.
Speaker 2: I tagged you in on Facebook. I know the Bears lost,
Speaker 2: but you didn't have to hide it. Ha ha ha,
Speaker 2: Brandon Woods, I don't know what you're talking about. Man,
Speaker 2: I didn'thide anything on Facebook. The Bear sucked. And here's
Speaker 2: what's said is the Packers are really good. After watching
Speaker 2: the last night, they're really good. And it makes me sick.
Speaker 2: Is I don't understand how they can be so good
Speaker 2: all the time and the Bears just can't ever figure
Speaker 2: it out? Who mp who Parsons he's fine? But Jordan
Speaker 2: Love looked good. I mean, they just look good. Matthew Golden,
Speaker 2: who's supposed to be their stud rookie, they don't even play.
Speaker 1: Thank god we didn't get him. Justin props on not
Speaker 1: selecting him. He's the one rookie that doesn't get balls.
Speaker 2: He gets nothing. But yeah, I mean, hey, college football
Speaker 2: Georgia Tennessee.
Speaker 1: Woo. That's a big game.
Speaker 2: That's the biggest game of the weekend.
Speaker 1: Christina Aguilera Verus Stockholm. So that'll be in the afternoon
Speaker 1: two thirty.
Speaker 2: Say that again.
Speaker 1: The quarterback Joey Aguilera, we call him Christina Aguila. And
Speaker 1: then Stockton, the backup guy.
Speaker 2: John Stockton's little son.
Speaker 1: He's a quarterback for Georgia. And then we got like
Speaker 1: a guy named Star Thomas Squirrel White left the team.
Speaker 1: I'm still trying to learn the guy's names.
Speaker 2: See, that's the hard part is you don't know the
Speaker 2: guy's names. Like I'm watching like they're showing clips of
Speaker 2: Kansas basketball practice at on Twitter, and I can't. I'm like,
Speaker 2: what's that guy's name, Oh, he's new, I don't know him.
Speaker 2: And what's that guy's name. I don't know him, he's new.
Speaker 2: It's tough. It's tough.
Speaker 1: Well, you guys are well behind the favor is Houston.
Speaker 1: They're returning all their guys the Big twelve. You guys
Speaker 1: are about fifth in the Big twelve.
Speaker 2: Dude, Houston has everybody, and they got some great recruits.
Speaker 2: Uson's back. I mean, they choked away the national title
Speaker 2: and they're the favorite this year. I get it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you return the guy when it was a player
Speaker 1: efficiency he was one of the top player efficiency guys
Speaker 1: in the entire March Madness. And he's back on the
Speaker 1: team uson and they.
Speaker 2: Got to come to Lawrence. You do not want to
Speaker 2: come to Lawrence, Dude. We are so stacked.
Speaker 1: Is next year that when they're going to add one
Speaker 1: hundred teams for March.
Speaker 2: Mad Luckily they're not doing it yet. It's going to
Speaker 2: be Listen, it's going to get out of control.
Speaker 1: Well, at least uh Tennessee Tech will get in in
Speaker 1: Middle Tennessee State.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't wait.
Speaker 1: Man. He University in Treveca, Tennessee. Stay.
Speaker 2: The Concordia Tornadoes are going to get in. The Sageen
Speaker 2: what is there? S l U Sageen Lutheran University. I
Speaker 2: think if someone's got to deffect fact check me on that.
Speaker 2: But uh, I used to go up there and hang
Speaker 2: out with a chick that went there. Sagen University.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: It was like a Christian school, but we.
Speaker 1: Know there's a lot of schools in this country. I
Speaker 1: couldn't figure out for the life of me. The shooting
Speaker 1: what campus. It was on Utah Valley University.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I never heard of.
Speaker 1: There's so many colleges in America, so many, and they're
Speaker 1: all going to get into march madness.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and some of them, I'm like, do they really
Speaker 2: have people that graduate from there?
Speaker 1: And well careful. My mom went to a school, John Wesley.
Speaker 1: It lost its accreditation really yeah, so she graduated and
Speaker 1: then she could never say she graduated from there on
Speaker 1: her resume because when she after, she left and went
Speaker 1: defunct and went bankrupt, and so they lost their seal
Speaker 1: of accreditation.
Speaker 2: Wow. My dad he went to go visit a school
Speaker 2: in either North Dakota or South Dakota, I don't know
Speaker 2: which one. He drove up there with my grandpa and
Speaker 2: they checked it out and they're like, yeah, there's the
Speaker 2: second biggest city in our whole state.
Speaker 1: Your dad was going to go there. Yeah, and my
Speaker 1: carpentry now for school, maybe.
Speaker 2: Play some football. I don't know what he's gonna do.
Speaker 1: Dad was going to carry the pigskin.
Speaker 2: And he goes. He looked at his dad and goes,
Speaker 2: ain't from me.
Speaker 1: Let's go grab your hammer. Hey.
Speaker 2: Way too small, man, way too small. It was like
Speaker 2: middle of nowhere north or South Dakota. And he was like,
Speaker 2: this is the second biggest city back to let's go give.
Speaker 1: Me staying with a dude in a dorm room and
Speaker 1: no chicks are allowed until weekends.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I don't know, but what do you got, Oh,
Speaker 2: you're going to see Manzel this weekend.
Speaker 1: Seeing manzell me and justin, I'm not trying to pull up, dude,
Speaker 1: pull up. I'm gonna try to pull or for sure
Speaker 1: doing it because bones made me commit to it. And
Speaker 1: he goes, well, so you do it, and I said,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it. So as a forty year old man, dude,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go down, get with all the kids, the
Speaker 1: college kids, and get Johnny Manziel's autograph, get a picture
Speaker 1: and see Skis perform. Man. I heard that kid's a
Speaker 1: real deal.
Speaker 2: Don't know anything about that. Never heard of Ski.
Speaker 1: Well, he's coming up on the scene. He's a white wrapper.
Speaker 1: He's like, how long has he been coming up? Baby?
Speaker 1: It's been a ten year? Come up?
Speaker 2: Okay, he's coming up. Yeah, he's next.
Speaker 1: Right, but he I mean you never beautiful, most beautiful
Speaker 1: voice of an angel coming out of this guy that
Speaker 1: looks like he lives in the middle of Nebraska and
Speaker 1: is a Cornhuskers fan.
Speaker 2: Huh okay, yeah, well I'm gonna I'm gonna see if
Speaker 2: we're going to the fair on Saturday or Sunday, and
Speaker 2: if I can make it, Dude, I'm gonna pull up
Speaker 2: to Johnny Manziel And I had to.
Speaker 1: Watch freaking NFL highlights all week packages on YouTube packages
Speaker 1: on NFL dot Com because I didn't have the package.
Speaker 2: You sure do like packages.
Speaker 1: Didn't have the package. So now I'm buying the ten
Speaker 1: dollars red Zone so I can watch that on Sunday
Speaker 1: because all I had was Jets Pittsburgh and then Titans
Speaker 1: in the afternoon.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're not going to see the Titans this weekend.
Speaker 2: They're playing the Rams man and Matthew Stafford, Puoka Devonte Adams.
Speaker 2: I mean, come on, ain't.
Speaker 1: Got tickets, but I do need to go to a
Speaker 1: game this year because last year all I went to
Speaker 1: was a preseason game. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I haven't been to a game yet. My kids want
Speaker 2: to go. Just tickets are two pricey, man. I'm not
Speaker 2: paying that kind of price.
Speaker 1: For this weekend, for any weekend.
Speaker 2: Dude, I tried to go see him play the Patriots
Speaker 2: last year when it was one hundred and ten dollars
Speaker 2: a ticket.
Speaker 1: In fact check you, I'm.
Speaker 2: Telling you last year upper upper deck, the top of
Speaker 2: the stadium was one hundred ten dollars a ticket plus
Speaker 2: fees just to go see them play the Patriots. I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm not doing it.
Speaker 1: Rams Titans fifty six dollars. Where Uh there's your view? Okay,
Speaker 1: you're inside the stadium.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how high up are we? My kids came to
Speaker 2: see the field man.
Speaker 1: And you can see the construction behind.
Speaker 2: Yeah you can, but at least that's the shady side.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'll take them on if I what have you
Speaker 2: on game time?
Speaker 1: God, I gotta remember that's the best one fifty eight
Speaker 1: dollars each including fees.
Speaker 2: Oh that's okay, And you.
Speaker 1: Can wait right until game time or hence the name.
Speaker 2: And go right outside the stadium. Take the boys.
Speaker 1: But they could jump though, they could go up to
Speaker 1: seventy five. Then you're screwed, which happened when we went
Speaker 1: to Vanderbilt and Purdue and we had to grease the
Speaker 1: guy at the turnstiles and me Kevin Baz were able
Speaker 1: to just sneak in. Then his tickets got too high.
Speaker 1: It was like two hundred a ticket.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and happy birthday, no teeth keids. Yesterday was his birthday. Kid.
Speaker 2: I tried to call you, but you did not answer.
Speaker 2: So happy birthday. And I know you're a little sad
Speaker 2: about rock party. But there's nothing finer than being a
Speaker 2: forty niner. Kid.
Speaker 5: Celebrate the birthdays because there's too many deaths in this country. Kid,
Speaker 5: thanks for the phone call. I celebrated with cake Kid
Speaker 5: and a couple of beers and a bet Willie May's
Speaker 5: forty nine ers to cover without Purty and with that
Speaker 5: Piarsaw kid and without Kittle.
Speaker 2: It all right, boys, we gotta do some locks. Here
Speaker 2: we go. It's easy. I mean, speaking of those Rams
Speaker 2: versus the Titans, that Rams defense is so gross and
Speaker 2: so disgusting. The Titans offense looks absolutely putrid. Are they
Speaker 2: gonna be able to move the ball better than they
Speaker 2: did against Denver?
Speaker 1: Maybe?
Speaker 2: But I don't give a crap. The Rams can't beat
Speaker 2: them by a touchdown. They're five and a half point favorites.
Speaker 2: Give me the Los Angeles Rams, Matthew Stafford, Puka Devaunte.
Speaker 2: They have star power everywhere. Who do the Titans have
Speaker 2: I don't know. Give me the Rams minus five and
Speaker 2: a half. Take it to the bank. Then the other one. Dude,
Speaker 2: let's go out to Arizona. And I know, I know,
Speaker 2: I know. It's weird to trust Kyler Murray. And this
Speaker 2: is the Short Bowl. This is Bryce Young versus Kyler Murray,
Speaker 2: who's tall enough to ride a roller coaster. Neither one
Speaker 2: of them, but they play in the NFL. One plays one.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the hell he does. The Carolina
Speaker 2: Panthers are god awful. They are awful. Give me the
Speaker 2: Cardinals minus six and a half. Gosh, trusting them to
Speaker 2: win by a touchdowns rough and take it to the bank.
Speaker 2: And then last, but not least, guys, I don't know
Speaker 2: why the Dolphins are bad, right. The Dolphins suck. They
Speaker 2: got rolled. I mean there's two games this weekend that
Speaker 2: I just don't understand. The Dolphins suck. They suck, but
Speaker 2: they have to be better than what they showed and
Speaker 2: they only had to beat the Patriots by one and
Speaker 2: a half points. Give me the Dolphins. Give me the
Speaker 2: Dolphins to get it right. I don't think they're good,
Speaker 2: but I think the Patriots suck. Dolphins minus one and
Speaker 2: a half. Take it to the bank, New England, going
Speaker 2: to Miami and the suck like early in the season, cramps,
Speaker 2: the heat, the humidity, they're gonna wear out by the
Speaker 2: fourth quarter.
Speaker 1: I've heard to deal with the cramps. See bananas and
Speaker 1: pickled you Slamar Jackson said.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: That's what he had to have on Sunday. Oh he said,
Speaker 1: that's why they didn't go for it on some plays
Speaker 1: because he needed pickle juice and coach knew he was cramping.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: So inside info, guys, I'm gonna go college. Give you
Speaker 1: a college lock. This is baser approve and allowed. Thank
Speaker 1: you needed that little clarifier there. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you've seen this. I don't even know if it's UCF
Speaker 1: for USF.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, USF. You the Southern Florida.
Speaker 1: That's a Danga Bowl team, boy, and they get seventeen
Speaker 1: and a half against Miami. Carson Beck who dated the
Speaker 1: Cavender Twins. Then they went and got a boob job.
Speaker 1: He got robbed at gunpoint because he left his garage
Speaker 1: door open, got his car stolen. That boy is weak.
Speaker 1: You go bring that. I've heard those Florida games. Weird
Speaker 1: things happen USF Florida Boys, Miami Florida Boy. Weird stuff happens,
Speaker 1: win the floor. It's a Florida boy on Florida Boy crime.
Speaker 1: Give me USF plus seventeen and a half with bid them.
Speaker 1: Kid might win the Heisman, they might make the playoffs
Speaker 1: as the small five and love lock it up seventeen
Speaker 1: and a half us up, bid them.
Speaker 2: Have a good weekend, guys.
Speaker 1: Seriously, a team from one of the smaller five conferences
Speaker 1: has to get in the best ranked that wins their conference.
Speaker 1: It's either gonna be Boise UNLV USF or two lane,
Speaker 1: and right now it's USF is the favorite. They beat Miya.
Speaker 1: They could win this game outright much less get seventeen and.
Speaker 2: They already outright beat Boise State. Then then they outright
Speaker 2: beat Florida Lagway. Is there any way they're gonna be
Speaker 2: able to keep it going? I mean, I didn't say
Speaker 2: a lot to ask. I ain't gotta keep it going.
Speaker 2: Lay the seventeen and a half lit up, all right? Goodbye,
Speaker 2: don't forget set your alarms. Monday tickets on sale sored
Speaker 2: Losers dot Com. Hope to see you in Nashville.
Speaker 1: What time are they on sale at?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I forgot to say that.
Speaker 1: Do it during the big show, I'll tell Bones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1: Do it at nine am. I'll do it. See if
Speaker 1: I can get a plug during the big show.
Speaker 2: All right, ten am Central?
Speaker 1: All ass Bones? If he got a plug?
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll do ten am Central.
Speaker 1: Ray, doesn't plug mean gun, drugs or but plug? No,
Speaker 1: it's a plug, I believe in uh ear plug nose
Speaker 1: plug in the South. If you got a plug, that
Speaker 1: means you got a drug dealer.
Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't know that right, Or if you hit
Speaker 2: a golf ball on the sandtrap and he gets plugged,
Speaker 2: it gets buried.
Speaker 1: For the man's elevent I got us a plug? Ray,
Speaker 1: What the hell does that mean? I don't know.
Speaker 2: All right, we gotta go. Maybe, stanchion guy, get you
Speaker 2: into that.
Speaker 1: Hey, let's get these stanchions up for Manziel. Y'all get back,
Speaker 1: y'all get back. Hey, for Johnny at football. We need
Speaker 1: at least two stanchions. Hey, y'all want autographs and see Johnny.
Speaker 1: Get the hell back. Get these stanchions up, hey, barstool,
Speaker 1: get these stanchions up. It's Johnny Manziel, for God's sake,