WEBVTT - Lunchbox Is Ghosted By A Dude 0:00:00.840 --> 0:00:01.319 Cameras. 0:00:02.400 --> 0:00:04.800 Na, Nah, did you want to do cameras? Now, we'll 0:00:04.840 --> 0:00:06.880 do cameras. Well, we'll do cameras in a minute. We'll 0:00:06.880 --> 0:00:09.240 do this and then we'll take a break and then 0:00:09.240 --> 0:00:11.960 we'll do cameras. That's a good idea, Yeah, because I 0:00:11.960 --> 0:00:13.640 got an embarrassing story for you. 0:00:14.200 --> 0:00:16.160 Ray. So I was in bed with another man. 0:00:17.560 --> 0:00:21.200 No, but I am one week from Las Vegas, Nevada. 0:00:21.760 --> 0:00:25.480 I am one week from smelling and hearing the ding 0:00:25.560 --> 0:00:30.080 ding ding ding ding ding and THEO. I am one 0:00:30.160 --> 0:00:31.080 week from that. 0:00:31.440 --> 0:00:32.120 Never heard of her. 0:00:32.800 --> 0:00:36.400 Huh, she is abute and she has been waiting for me. 0:00:36.640 --> 0:00:40.200 She has been calling my name, and in one week 0:00:40.560 --> 0:00:41.319 I go see her. 0:00:41.640 --> 0:00:44.239 So what is your strategy are you thinking now? Is 0:00:44.240 --> 0:00:46.080 your wife going? Is the first question? Uh? 0:00:46.120 --> 0:00:47.520 Incorrect, wife is not going. 0:00:47.680 --> 0:00:50.880 That's actually huge. Why because sometimes you try to entertain 0:00:50.920 --> 0:00:53.560 with Beazer. Hey, just sit on this machine and play 0:00:53.560 --> 0:00:55.840 with me. That's not how you make money. How you 0:00:55.840 --> 0:00:58.560 make money is having a plan and doing it. How 0:00:58.560 --> 0:01:00.040 you make money is how I taught her at the 0:01:00.080 --> 0:01:02.600 into the trip, Hey, you wanna do craps with me together? 0:01:02.640 --> 0:01:04.760 Instead of just throwing two hundred in a slot? What 0:01:04.840 --> 0:01:08.520 if we sat here for three hours and played one role, 0:01:08.880 --> 0:01:12.440 two roles, three rolls. Then we chill. We made so 0:01:12.600 --> 0:01:16.720 much dang money going with strategies instead of hoppity hop machine. 0:01:17.000 --> 0:01:20.600 This that you gotta go in with an idea, anmo. 0:01:21.040 --> 0:01:23.520 I will say. The one advantage of my wife not 0:01:23.680 --> 0:01:25.640 being there is I will be able to play craps 0:01:25.680 --> 0:01:28.959 more because she likes to gamble. But if we're playing 0:01:29.040 --> 0:01:32.399 craps us being at the same table, she's probably gonna 0:01:32.440 --> 0:01:34.880 do the same kind of bets that I'm doing. So 0:01:35.000 --> 0:01:37.600 you're not gonna make any money or you're gonna make 0:01:37.640 --> 0:01:39.440 the double, you know what I mean. Like, it's not 0:01:39.480 --> 0:01:42.280 the same. It's not fun because she's betting the same 0:01:42.319 --> 0:01:44.720 thing I am. Like at a blackjack table, you're getting 0:01:44.760 --> 0:01:48.720 different cards. At a craps table, you're getting the same 0:01:48.800 --> 0:01:51.520 dice roll. So it's like, Okay, this is real exciting. 0:01:52.080 --> 0:01:54.440 Cool I lost money. Did you lose money? Yeah? You 0:01:54.440 --> 0:01:55.800 had to have lost money because you were betting the 0:01:55.800 --> 0:01:56.680 same thing I was. 0:01:57.160 --> 0:02:01.000 Games. You can play with your chick Roulette none, you 0:02:01.120 --> 0:02:03.240 play solo. We're trying to make money. 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:07.120 Thanks black jack, you can play it separate because there's 0:02:07.400 --> 0:02:10.160 different cards for every person sitting at the table. 0:02:10.000 --> 0:02:12.600 Are you an idiot roulette with your chick? You want 0:02:12.600 --> 0:02:15.959 to lose two hundred dollars about two minutes? Oh, I 0:02:16.040 --> 0:02:18.520 did ten? I was being conservative. What did you do? Oh? 0:02:18.560 --> 0:02:21.359 I just did two fifties. Well nice, We're down to 0:02:21.480 --> 0:02:24.959 seventy five bucks, all right, I'll just do one. Oh 0:02:25.000 --> 0:02:29.080 I can't table minimum is twenty. I mean it's a nightmare. 0:02:29.440 --> 0:02:32.280 I assume with all the lack of people going to 0:02:32.320 --> 0:02:34.960 Vegas about how it's been, they're begging you to come 0:02:35.000 --> 0:02:37.920 to Vegas, like they are giving you such great deals 0:02:37.960 --> 0:02:41.040 to come to Vegas that the table minimums have to 0:02:41.080 --> 0:02:41.600 be lower. 0:02:41.760 --> 0:02:43.880 I don't know about that. I follow tons of people 0:02:43.919 --> 0:02:47.160 on x that are in Vegas and on Instagram, and 0:02:47.280 --> 0:02:50.400 all the media tells us Vegas is dying, Vegas is dead. 0:02:50.480 --> 0:02:52.920 I have this club promoter that works at Tao every 0:02:52.919 --> 0:02:55.760 Saturday and Sunday. It looks like ten thousand people there 0:02:55.800 --> 0:02:57.560 at a pull party, and he goes, Vegas is dead, 0:02:57.840 --> 0:02:59.400 and it's like people just raging. 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:04.639 Dude, like the Flamingo, the Link and something else. They 0:03:04.680 --> 0:03:07.640 have a package where you can go for three nights 0:03:08.080 --> 0:03:10.400 three hundred dollars and they'll give you two hundred dollars 0:03:10.400 --> 0:03:11.120 in food credit. 0:03:11.760 --> 0:03:14.959 That's how dead they are. It costs it one hundred dollars. Yeah, 0:03:15.200 --> 0:03:17.560 just the party balls for three days, That's. 0:03:17.360 --> 0:03:20.480 What I'm saying. Like they are desperate for people. They 0:03:20.520 --> 0:03:25.280 are giving away money and hotel rooms because they need 0:03:25.320 --> 0:03:25.960 people there. 0:03:26.600 --> 0:03:29.359 And it's not like I wouldn't say they're losing money. 0:03:29.400 --> 0:03:32.359 I think it's their quarters. They like telling their investors 0:03:32.400 --> 0:03:34.000 if they have them. I don't really know how they're 0:03:34.000 --> 0:03:36.280 set up. Hey we made money. Oh, look at our 0:03:36.360 --> 0:03:38.720 quarter last year. I think just in their heads, it's 0:03:38.720 --> 0:03:40.440 not as good as it was a previous year, wasn't 0:03:40.480 --> 0:03:41.800 as good as it was in the eighties. 0:03:41.880 --> 0:03:43.640 It wasn't as good as last year. And when you 0:03:44.120 --> 0:03:48.040 start losing money compared to last year, you can't continue 0:03:48.040 --> 0:03:50.200 down that trend or else you lose money the next year. 0:03:50.240 --> 0:03:52.400 Then you lose money the next year. Next thing you know, 0:03:52.440 --> 0:03:54.920 you've been losing money for three years straight. They are 0:03:54.920 --> 0:03:59.400 trying to get butts in seats, drinks in hand, and 0:03:59.520 --> 0:04:00.960 money in their pocket. 0:04:01.240 --> 0:04:02.640 You didn't try and go to the place you told 0:04:02.640 --> 0:04:04.440 me in Bazer to go to Staten Island. 0:04:04.880 --> 0:04:07.360 Ellis Ellis Island. I will try to go to that. 0:04:07.640 --> 0:04:09.680 I'm gonna cause it's supposed to be cheap, it's supposed 0:04:09.680 --> 0:04:12.280 to be fun, it's supposed to be awesome. And with 0:04:12.440 --> 0:04:14.800 no one else like I can just go by myself. Boom, 0:04:14.880 --> 0:04:17.320 let's go pop there, Pop here, pop anywhere. 0:04:17.400 --> 0:04:19.880 You have the perfect setup because you don't have the 0:04:19.920 --> 0:04:24.240 biggest duties. Bones from the big show is doing the 0:04:24.279 --> 0:04:26.679 most you what do you do? Just like you bop 0:04:26.720 --> 0:04:29.680 in backstage? Hey, Kelsey Ballerini, how's it going? Because I 0:04:29.760 --> 0:04:31.960 had to perform great boom, you're back to the table. 0:04:32.120 --> 0:04:35.440 Basically, I bop in, bop out, bop in, bop out, 0:04:35.680 --> 0:04:36.680 bop in, bop out. 0:04:37.000 --> 0:04:38.560 Have they given you your schedule yet? 0:04:38.600 --> 0:04:38.680 No? 0:04:38.720 --> 0:04:41.120 Not yet. Well that's a problem because you got any 0:04:41.120 --> 0:04:42.560 got to get an idea. Oh do I want to 0:04:42.560 --> 0:04:45.480 do the cra You can't fill in do craps when 0:04:45.480 --> 0:04:48.719 you got to be somewhere at noon. You can't. Craps 0:04:48.720 --> 0:04:49.960 ain't popping off at ten am. 0:04:50.080 --> 0:04:52.359 No, no, No. Craps is a nighttime game. 0:04:52.920 --> 0:04:53.680 It's very rare. 0:04:53.720 --> 0:04:56.279 The tables are hopping during the day. It feels weird 0:04:56.279 --> 0:04:59.560 playing craps during the day. It's just the same energy. 0:04:59.640 --> 0:05:03.920 It's just different. But I don't usually get my schedule. 0:05:04.000 --> 0:05:05.680 Here's the problem is I start making a plan, I 0:05:05.720 --> 0:05:07.880 start making a schedule. I'm gonna go eat at this restaurant. 0:05:07.920 --> 0:05:10.320 I'm gonna go here, and I don't get a schedule 0:05:10.600 --> 0:05:13.360 till probably Thursday night, and it's like, oh, you gotta 0:05:13.400 --> 0:05:16.039 be somewhere. I'm like, well, never mind, cancel those dinner reservations. 0:05:16.320 --> 0:05:19.640 Oh cancel that. Can't do this. It's like they wait 0:05:19.680 --> 0:05:22.479 till the last minute when I've already got things planned. 0:05:22.520 --> 0:05:24.599 It's sort of like when we go to Austin and 0:05:24.760 --> 0:05:28.000 for iHeart Austin and I have my golf outing with 0:05:28.360 --> 0:05:32.320 Garrett Greg Jacob Charlist. No he doesn't play golf. Sorry, 0:05:32.320 --> 0:05:34.599 Batter's Box. I know you weren't invited and you were offended, 0:05:34.600 --> 0:05:37.479 you got your feelings hurt, but had to see the boys. 0:05:38.279 --> 0:05:40.200 And it's like every year I try to play in 0:05:40.200 --> 0:05:43.279 that golf and then randomly they'll hit me and like, oh, 0:05:43.600 --> 0:05:45.440 actually we need you somewhere at one o'clock. 0:05:45.600 --> 0:05:47.360 What what o'clock? You said? 0:05:47.360 --> 0:05:48.520 I was free till six. 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:51.880 But you're gonna be able to multiple sessions. It's not 0:05:51.920 --> 0:05:53.840 like you're just going Friday night. You think you can 0:05:53.880 --> 0:05:56.960 definitely play some Friday, play some Saturday. And then are 0:05:56.960 --> 0:05:58.280 we squeezing some in on Sunday? 0:05:58.360 --> 0:06:01.000 Oh, we absolutely squeeze some in on Sunday before we 0:06:01.120 --> 0:06:04.040 head to the airplane. Last year, it was a bloodbath. 0:06:04.200 --> 0:06:06.280 Vegas might as well have taken my credit cards and 0:06:06.320 --> 0:06:09.200 just charged whatever they wanted because they were kicking my ass. 0:06:09.760 --> 0:06:12.120 And as I was walking out of the hotel to 0:06:12.160 --> 0:06:14.920 get a cab or an uber or a lyft, whatever 0:06:14.960 --> 0:06:17.720 I took to the airport, I don't remember. I stopped 0:06:17.720 --> 0:06:20.440 at a roulette table and the roulette table was hopping. 0:06:20.839 --> 0:06:24.400 It was hopping, and there's people throwing money, throwing money, 0:06:24.400 --> 0:06:27.080 So I start betting, and I pulled out this little 0:06:27.120 --> 0:06:32.240 slip from my pocket. And if I still have it, 0:06:32.279 --> 0:06:35.320 I should still. Oh where the heck is it? Oh boy, 0:06:35.480 --> 0:06:37.919 don't tell me I lost it. Don't tell me I 0:06:37.960 --> 0:06:38.320 lost it. 0:06:38.400 --> 0:06:40.599 Ray Well, we don't have video goings, so nobody knows. 0:06:40.640 --> 0:06:42.000 Oh you found it. 0:06:41.920 --> 0:06:44.000 No, I didn't find it. I want to show it 0:06:44.040 --> 0:06:47.200 to you. Oh my gosh, did my kids get Oh 0:06:47.240 --> 0:06:51.479 my gosh. There was this girl that worked in the 0:06:51.880 --> 0:06:54.240 at ohh and I hear this I kiss off m 0:06:54.279 --> 0:06:58.440 and Austin. Katie Clawson was her name. She goes, Oh, 0:06:58.480 --> 0:07:01.640 we go to Vegas all the time, herner husband, and 0:07:01.680 --> 0:07:03.240 she was like, this is what we like to play 0:07:03.240 --> 0:07:06.120 on Roulette, and she drew this little map. 0:07:06.400 --> 0:07:08.920 Oh, you gotta put that on the Instagram. 0:07:09.160 --> 0:07:13.160 She put this, and she drew this for me. It 0:07:13.160 --> 0:07:17.320 has been in my wallet for almost twenty years. And 0:07:17.440 --> 0:07:19.600 I played it, and this was the first time. Every 0:07:19.680 --> 0:07:21.120 year I'm like, oh, I'm gonna play it, but I 0:07:21.160 --> 0:07:24.000 have my system. But my system had been losing. So 0:07:24.040 --> 0:07:26.440 I sat down at this table as with my bags 0:07:26.440 --> 0:07:29.440 as I'm walking to the cab line, and I pulled 0:07:29.480 --> 0:07:32.720 out this card and I played it, and I hit 0:07:32.800 --> 0:07:36.720 two in a row and brought back some freaking money. 0:07:36.800 --> 0:07:38.480 Knee, let me see the other side, because what I'm 0:07:38.480 --> 0:07:41.720 looking at is three dots. That's it. That's the system. Yeah, 0:07:41.760 --> 0:07:43.640 I have a system as a better system. 0:07:43.400 --> 0:07:48.440 Than it's fifty dollars on ten, eleven and twelve, it's 0:07:48.600 --> 0:07:52.160 twenty dollars on twenty three, twenty four, and then it's 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:57.760 fifty dollars on thirty one, thirty two, and thirty four 0:07:57.800 --> 0:08:00.640 and thirty five. I guess I can't it started. Yeah, 0:08:00.640 --> 0:08:02.600 there's a crease in it. Sorry, thirty five, so you 0:08:02.600 --> 0:08:05.280 put it on the four corners. That is her system. 0:08:05.680 --> 0:08:08.560 And I played it, and boy did I hit two 0:08:08.640 --> 0:08:11.440 in a row. And I really and I'm still kicking 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:15.960 myself because there was a bunch of people playing and 0:08:16.040 --> 0:08:18.560 I don't know. These guys were throwing big money on 0:08:18.640 --> 0:08:23.880 these numbers, and number thirty two there was a stack 0:08:24.600 --> 0:08:27.960 about yahai. I mean there was people throwing hundreds, hundred, 0:08:28.000 --> 0:08:30.840 and I mean they had all Everybody for some reason 0:08:30.880 --> 0:08:33.920 thought thirty two was hot and I was like, wow, 0:08:33.920 --> 0:08:37.640 they're crazy, and that's how I hit. It's thirty two. 0:08:37.679 --> 0:08:40.080 But I didn't throw anything just on thirty two with them. 0:08:40.320 --> 0:08:42.679 I just had it on the all four and they 0:08:42.679 --> 0:08:44.000 were all going crazy. 0:08:44.320 --> 0:08:47.320 It was banana. Hey, guys from Dubai. 0:08:47.920 --> 0:08:50.679 No, I don't know where they were from. They think 0:08:50.679 --> 0:08:51.640 they were from America. 0:08:51.720 --> 0:08:53.280 But what games are you gonna play? 0:08:54.080 --> 0:08:58.720 I'm gonna play blie Jack, Blackjack, Craps, Roulette, the big 0:08:58.760 --> 0:08:59.880 three slots. 0:09:00.320 --> 0:09:01.120 You're doing slots. 0:09:01.120 --> 0:09:01.840 I do slots. 0:09:01.960 --> 0:09:03.760 See if Bazer's not with me, I would never do 0:09:03.800 --> 0:09:04.320 a slot. 0:09:05.080 --> 0:09:08.760 I mean I very rarely do the slots, very rare, 0:09:08.960 --> 0:09:10.600 but every once in a while you gotta try them. 0:09:10.600 --> 0:09:13.320 Man that you can hit. You gotta do the wheel 0:09:13.320 --> 0:09:19.760 of fortune because you want to spin that weird. And 0:09:19.800 --> 0:09:21.520 then there was a ping pong one that I played 0:09:21.520 --> 0:09:24.080 one time. The other ones, oh and I played buffalo. 0:09:24.800 --> 0:09:27.440 Yeah, i'd say kind of. I still got to learn 0:09:27.480 --> 0:09:28.400 that one. Buffalo. 0:09:28.600 --> 0:09:30.080 Man, it goes your money goes quick. 0:09:30.280 --> 0:09:33.000 I know, but we went and hit it years ago. 0:09:33.080 --> 0:09:35.080 It doesn't mean those machines and they I don't like 0:09:35.160 --> 0:09:37.679 that they changed the location. No, because the buffalo was 0:09:37.760 --> 0:09:39.840 right next at the cosmo to the cage. And then 0:09:39.880 --> 0:09:43.360 they move the machines. That has to mix something up. 0:09:43.640 --> 0:09:45.560 They do that on purpose, and people tell me, oh, 0:09:45.640 --> 0:09:47.839 they don't hit anymore. Well, yeah, I don't even They 0:09:47.880 --> 0:09:49.960 moved the buffalo to the other side of the room, 0:09:50.240 --> 0:09:52.760 next to the bar. What it was right next to 0:09:52.840 --> 0:09:55.760 the cage. I mean it was. It was a cagey environment. 0:09:55.880 --> 0:09:58.960 You had people coming in giving money, people getting more money, 0:09:59.080 --> 0:10:01.520 people yelling, people cheering. You had all the new people 0:10:01.600 --> 0:10:04.480 residents coming in checking out. You have people that are 0:10:04.600 --> 0:10:08.400 leaving the place mad. It was the perfect setup to 0:10:08.480 --> 0:10:11.040 play slots. Now they're in the corner and I gotta 0:10:11.120 --> 0:10:13.160 go like in a dimly lit room and play Buffalo 0:10:13.760 --> 0:10:15.000 all past thanks. 0:10:15.400 --> 0:10:17.960 So yeah, that's my plan. That's really my plan going 0:10:17.960 --> 0:10:21.640 to Vegas. Besides that, nothing really, probably bet some sports. 0:10:21.920 --> 0:10:24.280 It's gonna be amazing. It's gonna be a great week. 0:10:24.320 --> 0:10:26.719 But it's one week away. And I want to tell 0:10:26.760 --> 0:10:29.959 you that last week I went back to school night 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:33.199 right with the kids. You know, you go meet the teachers. 0:10:33.640 --> 0:10:35.880 Didn't really need to meet the kindergarten teacher because Baby 0:10:35.880 --> 0:10:38.400 Box one had the same kindergarten teacher as Baby Box. 0:10:38.200 --> 0:10:41.320 Two, he's a year older, but as out of respect. 0:10:41.120 --> 0:10:43.080 You want to go to the teacher's little speech and 0:10:43.200 --> 0:10:47.240 you know, things like that, and who the heck is that? 0:10:47.679 --> 0:10:50.240 I mean, these podcast rooms, even with a sign that 0:10:50.280 --> 0:10:53.120 says on air, we have somebody trying to break in 0:10:53.160 --> 0:10:55.920 the room every single day. 0:10:56.360 --> 0:11:00.200 It's really annoying. So anyway, I go in and my 0:11:00.200 --> 0:11:02.520 wife's like, all right, listen, you've got to get a 0:11:02.559 --> 0:11:05.520 guy's number. You've got to meet somebody whoa She was like, 0:11:05.640 --> 0:11:08.760 you've got to meet parents. You never meet the parents, 0:11:08.840 --> 0:11:12.720 thank you. And so I'm sitting there and man, can 0:11:12.800 --> 0:11:17.200 I get your number at Baby box two's desk and 0:11:17.679 --> 0:11:19.840 there's a dad and a mom sitting right to my right. 0:11:19.920 --> 0:11:22.560 The kid that sits right next to my son, and 0:11:22.640 --> 0:11:25.040 another like his table had three parents out of the 0:11:25.040 --> 0:11:26.920 five parents that sat at the table. It was crazy 0:11:26.920 --> 0:11:28.760 in that session because they have three different sessions. 0:11:28.920 --> 0:11:30.240 Oh, you have two dads and I don't know. 0:11:30.280 --> 0:11:32.920 We brought up something about soccer, and the dad starts 0:11:32.960 --> 0:11:35.080 talking and he's like, oh, to your boys like soccer? 0:11:35.200 --> 0:11:36.760 Oh yeah, they love it. We go to the national 0:11:36.920 --> 0:11:38.360 S C games. He goes, oh, we've been a few 0:11:38.360 --> 0:11:40.920 times blah blah blah. And I'm like, oh, this dude 0:11:41.000 --> 0:11:44.720 might be cool. Let me go ahead. And I was like, well, hey, man, 0:11:44.880 --> 0:11:47.079 if we don't ever use our tickets, let me text you. 0:11:47.559 --> 0:11:48.840 I'll give you our tickets. 0:11:49.520 --> 0:11:50.839 Wow, that's quite an offer. 0:11:51.000 --> 0:11:52.079 Let me get your number. 0:11:52.320 --> 0:11:55.040 You're just gonna randomly give a guy tickets for free? 0:11:55.240 --> 0:11:57.320 Or hey, if we're not using our tickets, maybe we 0:11:57.320 --> 0:11:58.520 can come to a negotiation. 0:11:58.960 --> 0:12:04.200 Uh no, it's here's and here's the thing. He's like, man, 0:12:04.200 --> 0:12:06.960 that is awesome. Your boy's really into sports. I was like, oh, 0:12:07.040 --> 0:12:09.920 my god, they love every sport blah blah blah. And 0:12:09.920 --> 0:12:12.360 he goes, dude, I work in the athletic department over 0:12:12.400 --> 0:12:12.920 at Vandy. 0:12:13.840 --> 0:12:15.679 Wow, that's a transaction. 0:12:15.840 --> 0:12:17.960 And I said, oh really, goes yeah, dude. So like, 0:12:18.240 --> 0:12:20.079 we get tickets to any sporting events, so if we're 0:12:20.080 --> 0:12:21.800 not using them, I'll hit you up. 0:12:21.880 --> 0:12:23.880 What the pavia give them to us? 0:12:24.240 --> 0:12:28.240 And I'm like, wow, okay, amazing, Like this sounds great, dude. 0:12:28.559 --> 0:12:31.720 Let me get your number. And I said, I'll text 0:12:31.720 --> 0:12:33.600 you real quick and that way you have my number. 0:12:34.679 --> 0:12:36.360 And so I said, what's your area code? 0:12:36.440 --> 0:12:37.319 Tixt one five. 0:12:37.720 --> 0:12:39.200 I don't think it was six one five. I'm not 0:12:39.200 --> 0:12:41.520 sure what it was, but I texted him. I was like, hey, man, 0:12:41.920 --> 0:12:44.360 met you back to school tonight. I just wanted you 0:12:44.400 --> 0:12:47.320 to have my number. Cool meeting you. Hopefully we'll chat soon. 0:12:51.360 --> 0:13:00.040 Never applied, well, never applied. And that was when we 0:13:00.120 --> 0:13:00.640 and a half ago. 0:13:02.000 --> 0:13:04.400 I told you I didn't get guys numbers, honey. 0:13:04.960 --> 0:13:07.559 And so last Saturday NFC had a game and I 0:13:07.559 --> 0:13:10.760 couldn't go to the game. National Soccer Club had a game, 0:13:10.800 --> 0:13:12.320 and I was like, all right, dude, let me text. 0:13:12.120 --> 0:13:13.439 This dude on my birthday. 0:13:13.679 --> 0:13:17.000 No, no, I guess it was the week before. Oh sorry, sorry, 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:19.079 it was the week before, freaking kidding me. It was 0:13:19.160 --> 0:13:19.960 Labor Day weekend. 0:13:20.240 --> 0:13:22.160 I would have went and got house. 0:13:22.120 --> 0:13:23.360 And so I hit him up. 0:13:23.360 --> 0:13:23.680 Man. 0:13:24.160 --> 0:13:27.400 I was like, hey man, uh, just me again. I 0:13:27.440 --> 0:13:32.040 met you at back to school night and I was like, uh, 0:13:32.679 --> 0:13:34.839 National Soccer Club. We had talked about it at back 0:13:34.880 --> 0:13:36.800 to school night and looks like we're not gonna be 0:13:36.800 --> 0:13:39.280 able to use the tickets tonight because we have other obligations. 0:13:39.640 --> 0:13:40.960 Just wanted to see if you wanted to take your 0:13:41.000 --> 0:13:46.640 family to the game with our tickets and ray what 0:13:46.720 --> 0:13:47.880 did he say? 0:13:49.400 --> 0:13:56.200 He called you no, I never replied and over too. 0:13:56.920 --> 0:13:58.680 Was he drunk it back to school night? 0:13:59.120 --> 0:14:04.160 I don't know, man, it was a little awkward. I 0:14:04.800 --> 0:14:07.600 did what my wife said. I asked the guy, hey, man, 0:14:07.640 --> 0:14:09.880 let me get your number. Thought he was cool. We 0:14:09.920 --> 0:14:12.920 talked about soccer, talked about this, and he's like, oh, 0:14:13.000 --> 0:14:16.160 you know, my kids, my daughters are into it to 0:14:16.240 --> 0:14:19.000 a certain extent, but then they get bored. He goes, 0:14:19.320 --> 0:14:20.360 but we go to a lot of you know, the 0:14:20.440 --> 0:14:23.600 Vandy sporting events. I'm like, yeah, man, well look it's perfect, 0:14:23.600 --> 0:14:26.239 like we had sports in common, like we had that foundation. 0:14:27.440 --> 0:14:29.840 He even said, yeah, man, Like if I don't use 0:14:29.880 --> 0:14:31.560 the tickets. I can give you our tickets at whatever 0:14:31.640 --> 0:14:35.640 Vandy sporting event. And then when I actually text him, 0:14:35.640 --> 0:14:39.080 he doesn't text back. That's twice twice. How many do 0:14:39.120 --> 0:14:39.800 I text him ever? 0:14:39.840 --> 0:14:40.520 Again? Or is that it? 0:14:40.640 --> 0:14:40.720 Like? 0:14:40.760 --> 0:14:41.440 Am I done? 0:14:41.600 --> 0:14:43.600 I almost think the way you guys hit it off 0:14:43.640 --> 0:14:46.960 that you entered the number incorrectly, and the way to 0:14:47.040 --> 0:14:50.440 get over that hurdle is immediately call and be like, hey, 0:14:50.480 --> 0:14:52.560 I'll call you and then you'll have my number, and 0:14:52.600 --> 0:14:54.960 then you see if his phone rings. That way, you 0:14:55.080 --> 0:14:58.040 know that it was perfect. The chances out of what 0:14:58.160 --> 0:15:02.480 is it, four, three, seven, and three ten numbers and 0:15:02.520 --> 0:15:05.120 it's hurried and you got kids grabbing it, your legs, 0:15:05.320 --> 0:15:07.880 putting their thumb up your ass, you're gonna enter a 0:15:07.960 --> 0:15:11.200 number incorrectly. I bet you're texting somebody. 0:15:10.880 --> 0:15:14.920 Else, dude, I never thought about the call. 0:15:15.080 --> 0:15:17.040 It's just like learning somebody's name. When you're doing a 0:15:17.040 --> 0:15:19.120 phone number. You're gonna screw it up. Learning somebody's name. 0:15:19.160 --> 0:15:21.600 Unless you repeat it to them five times, you're never 0:15:21.640 --> 0:15:24.480 gonna remember it. So I'm always like, oh, yeah, I'll 0:15:24.560 --> 0:15:27.320 dialand it right now. What it was? Sarah cool? Or never? 0:15:27.360 --> 0:15:29.080 Never mind not a girl's name. It's a guy. Uh 0:15:29.200 --> 0:15:32.360 Dan Dan before you were married? Yeah? Dan Dan? Yeah, 0:15:32.480 --> 0:15:35.040 Dan Dan? Call you? Oh it's lighting up? Oh bird 0:15:35.240 --> 0:15:38.240 Dan Dan. There's so much room for error. 0:15:39.800 --> 0:15:43.480 Yeah, so maybe I am. Maybe I should text and 0:15:43.520 --> 0:15:45.600 be like, hey man, am I texting the wrong number? 0:15:45.680 --> 0:15:46.760 Is this not you? 0:15:46.760 --> 0:15:49.320 You fake him with a butt doll? Oh? Hey man, 0:15:49.600 --> 0:15:52.000 I gos a button? Do'll do? Sorry? Do you didn't 0:15:52.000 --> 0:15:52.560 mean to call you? 0:15:52.720 --> 0:15:55.160 H You just go hello and they're like, hello, you 0:15:55.200 --> 0:15:57.160 called me, dude? You called me? No, you called me? 0:15:57.520 --> 0:15:58.160 That's my fault. 0:15:58.160 --> 0:16:00.400 Man. Oh hey man, you want those tickets? Oh you 0:16:00.440 --> 0:16:03.360 didn't call me? Oh my bad dude, Oh my fuck. 0:16:03.680 --> 0:16:06.240 So yeah, so I'm sitting in this awkward like parallel 0:16:06.280 --> 0:16:08.720 where I'm just like in no man's land. I got 0:16:08.720 --> 0:16:12.120 the guy's number, put myself out there. He's not giving 0:16:12.200 --> 0:16:15.480 himself back. He'd given nothing back to me, nothing in return. Yeah. 0:16:15.720 --> 0:16:18.400 Yeah, I mean I saw you know what I saw. 0:16:18.880 --> 0:16:22.160 I saw us on a Saturday afternoon with the Pavia 0:16:22.240 --> 0:16:24.400 brothers getting smashed at a Vandy gate. 0:16:24.520 --> 0:16:26.240 They got to jail on that one. 0:16:26.720 --> 0:16:29.200 Yeah, yeah, no, I know, but that's why I thought, Man, 0:16:29.440 --> 0:16:31.680 how crazy if we ran into them at the tailgate. 0:16:32.120 --> 0:16:32.200 Me. 0:16:32.440 --> 0:16:36.200 You justin out there with the Pavia brothers. We become 0:16:36.240 --> 0:16:38.760 best friends. Pavia comes over and starts hanging out on 0:16:38.760 --> 0:16:39.160 the pod. 0:16:39.680 --> 0:16:43.840 The Vandy tailgates don't get as crazy as you'd like 0:16:43.920 --> 0:16:45.840 him too. Oh real, they're pretty tame. 0:16:46.320 --> 0:16:48.240 I never really been. I don't even know where they tailgate, 0:16:48.280 --> 0:16:49.720 Like where do they tail gate, because they don't really 0:16:49.760 --> 0:16:51.920 have a big parking lot by the stadium. 0:16:52.000 --> 0:16:54.280 They don't. You're right next to the stadium unless they've 0:16:54.360 --> 0:16:57.040 changed with the new construction. The time me and Cruise went, 0:16:57.440 --> 0:17:00.920 you are the cool thing three block from the stadium. 0:17:01.200 --> 0:17:05.080 But I think we're partying in the parking lot for engineering. 0:17:06.240 --> 0:17:08.760 We were on campus. I mean there was people taking 0:17:08.760 --> 0:17:12.479 shots in like the nursing department parking lot. 0:17:12.200 --> 0:17:16.000 Baby like breast milk or like real shots shots shots. Okay, 0:17:16.200 --> 0:17:19.919 but your vehicle is on Vanderbilt campus. 0:17:20.400 --> 0:17:20.720 Huh. 0:17:20.840 --> 0:17:22.639 Yeah, Because I'm just trying to think of where they 0:17:22.640 --> 0:17:24.320 would put up tents and like, do they block off 0:17:24.400 --> 0:17:26.399 roads so you can put up tailgates in the middle 0:17:26.400 --> 0:17:26.840 of the road. 0:17:26.960 --> 0:17:30.600 No, there's some roads, but I believe those might have 0:17:30.640 --> 0:17:33.119 been alumni and stuff. But I'm telling you it's small, 0:17:34.320 --> 0:17:36.439 but now it's big. The stadium looks big now, so 0:17:36.480 --> 0:17:38.879 that it could be different. My advice right now is 0:17:38.960 --> 0:17:39.520 pretty old. 0:17:39.960 --> 0:17:42.040 I'll text him, but hey, man, thinking about going to 0:17:42.080 --> 0:17:45.760 the Vandy game this weekend? Where can I tailgate that? 0:17:45.920 --> 0:17:48.080 And since you work in that letic department, you probably 0:17:48.160 --> 0:17:49.119 know all the answers. 0:17:49.760 --> 0:17:52.600 And for whatever reason, I think we didn't drink at 0:17:52.600 --> 0:17:55.600 the tailgate. Huh me and Cruise didn't you? 0:17:56.000 --> 0:17:59.800 Well, you were going to a football game tailgate, going 0:17:59.840 --> 0:18:02.640 to the football game, and you had no drinks. 0:18:02.840 --> 0:18:05.880