WEBVTT - you guys hurt drew’s feelings

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be like I had to be annoying and then

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<v Speaker 1>before get back and.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, on the way here, I have this cup that

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<v Speaker 2>I stole from Orion and there was ice in it,

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<v Speaker 2>and Drew just suddenly starts like playing with it and

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<v Speaker 2>like mixing my fucking coffee around. I was like, it's

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<v Speaker 2>not fondling my fucking straw. And what you said, You're like,

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<v Speaker 2>this was my hand. I just washed my hands, like

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<v Speaker 2>he said it like an eight years I.

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<v Speaker 3>Said it like a man said, I just washed my hands.

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<v Speaker 2>Now he goes, I just washed my hands and then

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<v Speaker 2>like pulled his hand away and was so mad that

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<v Speaker 2>I told him to stop touching.

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<v Speaker 3>You're pressed, you're pressed. Well, we just launched the noose.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that sucks. That sucked balls. Okay, so there's some

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<v Speaker 3>concerns that I needed to address right off the bat.

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<v Speaker 3>I cannot believe, genuinely that y'all thought I would get

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<v Speaker 3>rid of the chair. I really I cannot fathom a

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<v Speaker 3>world where she doesn't come along for the ride with us.

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<v Speaker 3>She was there for us in the beginning and she

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<v Speaker 3>will be there for us in the end, and I

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<v Speaker 3>just needed to get that off.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how much many more years that chair

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<v Speaker 2>has in her. You're you're talking as if that chair

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<v Speaker 2>isn't disintegrating by the day.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, it is a forever chemical and a forever plastic.

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<v Speaker 3>So this will probably survive the nuke in the tornado.

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<v Speaker 2>Like what would you have to do to get rid

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<v Speaker 2>of that chair? Like grind it down into smother ens.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean even the plastics will live, Like even even

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<v Speaker 3>like yeah, even the blended plastic would survive. Like we're

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<v Speaker 3>starting it.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, we're over the chair. We can like grind

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<v Speaker 2>it down to powder form and we'll mix it in

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<v Speaker 2>with some electrolytes and we'll sell it as merged.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's a good idea. That's literally a good idea.

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<v Speaker 3>I was going to say, you know how with every

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<v Speaker 3>breath you take, you like take a molecule of Jesus

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<v Speaker 3>Christ into your lungs. Like that's basically like like there's

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<v Speaker 3>so many molecules of oxygen on this planet of Jesus Christ,

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<v Speaker 3>of his breath that he breathed.

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<v Speaker 2>So like that like a belief.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not like a belief, it's just like scientifically a possibility.

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<v Speaker 3>That's basically if we grinded it down, people would be

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<v Speaker 3>breathing the microplastics of the chair for decades and decades

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<v Speaker 3>and decades. Okay, well, I guess that's the episode. Thanks

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<v Speaker 3>for tuning in, everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to apologize for being late.

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<v Speaker 2>No, don't, don't even bring it up because I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to get pissed off.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I would like to apologize.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you would like to lose your job if you

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<v Speaker 2>keep mentioning.

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<v Speaker 1>It to me. Well, I'm a super good person. I

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<v Speaker 1>just when I'm at fault. I want to apologize, And

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<v Speaker 1>I also want to say why it happened. Why I

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<v Speaker 1>was yelling at all the pas and all the team

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<v Speaker 1>that we have now, which is like a cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Person, you shouldn't do that. No, that's not like a perk.

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<v Speaker 2>You shouldn't be doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's just some Hollywood shit though.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, just hold on to that button up. Should we

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<v Speaker 2>let him go?

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's a problem.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you guys saying? I'm farther from you now so.

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<v Speaker 2>I can Would you mind running an aaron for like

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<v Speaker 2>an hour?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, and then just like not come back ever.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't yell at people. No, No, I don't like this joke.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like this joke. You're my friend and I

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<v Speaker 3>love you. Oh okay, Tricia paidus, y'all, Tricia fucking paidus

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<v Speaker 3>mentioned us on her podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>It's that podcast. Is someone wearing it and their whole wall.

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<v Speaker 1>And oh my god, I'm forgetting.

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<v Speaker 3>I know it's Drew and Enny.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's that were?

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<v Speaker 3>They shoutout emergency? It was goaded experience. It was good experience.

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<v Speaker 3>It did hurt my feelings that she didn't know who

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<v Speaker 3>I was because I have a massive, fucking giant ego

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<v Speaker 3>and I figured everyone on the internet knew who I was.

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<v Speaker 3>And it was a very humbling experience. However, she is

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<v Speaker 3>my queen. Please don't read our dms. They're embarrassing because

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<v Speaker 3>I just like straight up to start like if I

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<v Speaker 3>have an infatuation with people, I just start dming them.

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<v Speaker 3>And my most my most modern victim is josh O'Connor.

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<v Speaker 3>Joshua's him.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah true, I'm like, that's my future man.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't do no, that is my future man. And

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<v Speaker 3>it's gonna like he's gonna look back on it and

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<v Speaker 3>be like, oh, like this is so cute, Like I

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<v Speaker 3>can't believe this. He's gonna be like, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>My god, it's gonna be like every corny hgtv as

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<v Speaker 2>movie where they like find out the person they're in

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<v Speaker 2>love with is a stalker. Do you know what I'm

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<v Speaker 2>talking about? There's like one really everybody.

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<v Speaker 3>Named Josh O'Connor has ears on them. They got some

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<v Speaker 3>good ass fucking ears because this other Josh O'Connor, what's

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<v Speaker 3>his instagram?

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's like Josh takes pictures some shit.

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<v Speaker 3>See, we got to change that, like we'll tapen. Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>we gotta change that. We got to.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, for me, it was actually a very grounding experience

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<v Speaker 2>that Tricia didn't know who we were, because I hate

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<v Speaker 2>to think that I'm being perceived by like any like

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<v Speaker 2>possible peers. So when they don't know who I am,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh my god, Okay, I'm not being seen

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<v Speaker 2>by them, Like that doesn't matter. Also, it was so funny.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know her co host's name, but watching him

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<v Speaker 2>try to explain to Tricia who we were really put

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<v Speaker 2>into a perspective because I think we were talking to

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<v Speaker 2>somebody and then we were like, how would you describe us?

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<v Speaker 2>And they didn't know what to say, and I was

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<v Speaker 2>like oh wow, oh wow, like what are we?

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, there's so many different ways to describe us,

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<v Speaker 3>and Tricia got a great version of that from him,

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<v Speaker 3>So shout out Tricia Padus. The ceiling falling was real, unfortunately,

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<v Speaker 3>and it has not been fixed yet. Their exposed pipes

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<v Speaker 3>and why in the kitchen and.

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<v Speaker 2>When Drew makes me mad, I just take a water

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<v Speaker 2>and I shoot at the wire so it sparks on

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<v Speaker 2>top of him.

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<v Speaker 3>Exposed. We do have literally an exposed wire in our backyard,

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<v Speaker 3>like right next to where you park your car or

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<v Speaker 3>right next to where you park your car, and I

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<v Speaker 3>get out of your car every time, and it almost

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<v Speaker 3>electrocutes me. And I think we should get that fixed.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, that's the sea. That's the fucking sea, y'all,

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<v Speaker 3>that's the fucking tea. There you go, Jesus fucking cries.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god. It's just like I'm just freaking the

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<v Speaker 3>fuck out right now, Like I can't. We we just

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<v Speaker 3>got to figure it out, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, figure out everybody everybody's everything. I always watch parents

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<v Speaker 2>pack their kids lunch, and in my head when I'm

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<v Speaker 2>seeing what they're packing, I'm like, oh my god, your

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<v Speaker 2>kid is gonna be fucking famish because you're giving it

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<v Speaker 2>like orange peels and like a sandwich and all this

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<v Speaker 2>like random little like kid snack shit. And then last night,

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<v Speaker 2>for the first time ever, a slot slided into my

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<v Speaker 2>brain and I was like, oh, I forget that. Kids

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<v Speaker 2>are actually fucking tiny is fox, So for them, a

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<v Speaker 2>white bread sandwich is the biggest meal they can ever eat,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's why it's a valid lunch. But I was

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<v Speaker 2>watching this mom and like she even to her husband

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<v Speaker 2>was like, we're giving her the whole sandwich. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think she'll finish that. In my head, I was like, hello,

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<v Speaker 2>half a sandwich is nothing. That's kind of fucked up.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I really thought about it. I was like, wait,

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<v Speaker 2>a sandwich is actually fucking huge, Like even like adult

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<v Speaker 2>sandwiches are big as fuck. We need to downsize sandwiches.

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<v Speaker 3>Shrink flation. Oh wait, shrink flation y'all. Y'all seen the

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<v Speaker 3>subway shit. It's crazy, y'all. I mean, like, we all

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<v Speaker 3>know five dollars foot longs now, it's like fucking thirteen

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<v Speaker 3>dollars ten inch sandwiches and it's just not chill.

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<v Speaker 2>I will say a foot long is a bit unnecessary anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, honestly, it is. It's really hard to deal with,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's a really difficult thing to live with and

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<v Speaker 3>like a lot of to eat. Yeah and that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, how often are you eating a foot long?

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<v Speaker 3>No? No, I'm not eating.

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<v Speaker 2>The fuck you're serving a foot long?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Okay, So speaking of foot long sandwiches, I asked

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<v Speaker 3>Anya this the other day, and I was like, actually,

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<v Speaker 3>we need to shut the fuck up, because we need

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<v Speaker 3>to talk about this on the podcast. And I'm very

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<v Speaker 3>curious if this was an experience in either of y'all's lives.

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<v Speaker 3>But I saw a TikTok that people didn't relate to

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<v Speaker 3>and I related to extensively. And I related so much

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<v Speaker 3>that I sent it to Madeline and she was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>my fucking god, Like this is crazy. But we had

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<v Speaker 3>finn for yourself dinner nights when we were younger, where

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<v Speaker 3>like we would like have to like I know, literally

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<v Speaker 3>it's not her fault, it's not her fault, but we

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<v Speaker 3>would have to like scavenge meals from inside the house.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was like, it was like a fun thing

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<v Speaker 3>for us to do, Like we would eat like raw

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<v Speaker 3>pasta my.

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<v Speaker 2>Kids, thinking not feeding them as fun. I'm like, ooh,

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<v Speaker 2>how fun would it be if you went ate like

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<v Speaker 2>raw sugar.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it was like raw pasta, chocolate chips, and like

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<v Speaker 3>sometimes beef stroking off.

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<v Speaker 2>What is beef stroging off?

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<v Speaker 3>Hamburger Helper? Beef stroging off?

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<v Speaker 2>I fucking hate Hamburger Helper. I hate that ship.

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<v Speaker 3>That ship, but was that.

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<v Speaker 1>Hamburger Helper?

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<v Speaker 3>And also we would drink Modellos a lot, but no,

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<v Speaker 3>it was like juice. It was like very high.

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<v Speaker 2>They water it down.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it was just like straight up beer. But like

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<v Speaker 3>it was good carbs when you were.

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<v Speaker 1>Drinking as a child, That's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 3>It wasn't like a child that was like eight.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's like as child of a child, you can

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<v Speaker 2>get well when you have to fin for yourself for dinner.

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<v Speaker 3>You have to grow out fast.

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<v Speaker 2>So your parents weren't feeding you dinner and giving you beer.

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<v Speaker 3>We were smoking cigarettes. We were changed smoking.

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<v Speaker 2>We know, we were boxing the bathroom with battling with

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<v Speaker 2>cigarettes and.

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<v Speaker 3>Like eight, we were bad as fuck. We would do

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<v Speaker 3>ship like that. Like my older brothers and siblings, they

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<v Speaker 3>would smoke Cheetos like cheato puffs. They would like chief

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<v Speaker 3>on Cheeto puffs and then like my dad caught them

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<v Speaker 3>one time and made them run around the block, which

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<v Speaker 3>was like a mile like until they threw up and

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<v Speaker 3>they never smoked another cheeto again. But there's like different consistencies,

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<v Speaker 3>like a cheetoh puff like hits better than like a

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<v Speaker 3>regular cheeto, or like.

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<v Speaker 2>You kids would smoke Smarties. Do you remember that? Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I was smarty and then like let it out a

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<v Speaker 2>little so it looked like you were smoking it. Bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>We were born as fuck before we had iPhones in class,

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<v Speaker 2>like we were doing whatever the fuck passed.

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<v Speaker 3>I was smoking Smarties in class.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the one hundred percent. I never smoked a smarty at.

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<v Speaker 3>Home, dude. It was crazy, Like it's like.

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<v Speaker 2>Drinking with friends versus drinking alone out Uh yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>O Kai does that, but I should try it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>It really stopped. It stops the crying. It stops the

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<v Speaker 3>crying and the shakes. No, Like one time since we

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<v Speaker 3>were talking about smoking Smarties in class, like I did

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<v Speaker 3>like a crazy bond grip in the back of class

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<v Speaker 3>and my teacher like got livid at me. She got

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<v Speaker 3>so fucking bad, and I was like, stop being a bitch, bro,

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<v Speaker 3>Like this is like super I hate.

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<v Speaker 2>That person and I believe that I was like, what

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<v Speaker 2>you didn't get expelled?

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, but but did y'all have finn for yourself dinner?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 2>I never had that.

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<v Speaker 3>I did. Actually, Okay, actually it might be a white thing,

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<v Speaker 3>like genuinely.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a white thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Will light would.

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<v Speaker 3>The caucasiity of it all? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Literally, Well, I remember what I My go to meal

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<v Speaker 1>was like a burrito made out of sugar and butter.

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<v Speaker 3>M a butter sugar roll up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, a butter sugar roll and you put cinnamon in it.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, oh, this is dinner.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess it was so good. And then also, did

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<v Speaker 3>your mom ever make a cinnamon sugar toast where it

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<v Speaker 3>was just cinnamon sugar on some white like wonderbread cut

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<v Speaker 3>into a triangle, popped into the oven with some butter,

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<v Speaker 3>and it like crisps up and it becomes like so fucking.

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<v Speaker 2>That actually does sound really yummy? Well I would.

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<v Speaker 3>I think my mom made it for you one time

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<v Speaker 3>because I was like, I was like, you have to

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<v Speaker 3>try it.

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<v Speaker 2>It is yummy. I will. I used to take refried

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<v Speaker 2>beans and eat them on toast and it's really good.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't knock it till you try.

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<v Speaker 3>It's really Actually, do I have the refried bean trauma,

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<v Speaker 3>like actual trauma of refrac.

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<v Speaker 2>I've had that good shit now.

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<v Speaker 3>I know. No, it was like, well, I like refried

0:12:10.640 --> 0:12:12.880
<v Speaker 3>beans now, but like growing up, it was like nine

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<v Speaker 3>out of ten meals were fucking canned beans, refried beans,

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<v Speaker 3>like wrapped in a tortilla. Actually, that is unfair to

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<v Speaker 3>my parents. My parents were good parents. They cooked, they

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<v Speaker 3>would it out, they did their thing. But the refried bean.

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<v Speaker 2>Burritos ten plus years, they can't be prosecuted for.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, I know, their crimes against humanity.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well I didn't have that because my parents made

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<v Speaker 2>sure I ate, and I've always been eating sis.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure we can tell.

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<v Speaker 2>We know, No, I didn't. But I feel like there

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<v Speaker 2>was an era when like the lights were going out

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<v Speaker 2>and the recession really hit hard that I was eating

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of cup noodles. But even then, like my

0:12:51.360 --> 0:12:53.880
<v Speaker 2>dad would like spruce up our cup noodles and put

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<v Speaker 2>like onions and cilantro and like veggies in it and

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<v Speaker 2>like make it into a soup.

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<v Speaker 3>Am I giving jawline? Right now?

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<v Speaker 2>You're eating John dis On.

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<v Speaker 1>Ironically, you guys both look good as fuck. Thank you, seriously,

0:13:07.200 --> 0:13:10.200
<v Speaker 1>Kai you do too. I'm shrouded in darkness. You can't

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<v Speaker 1>even see no lighting on.

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<v Speaker 3>You looks good, really low inking.

0:13:16.320 --> 0:13:17.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, wait, look at me, because your eyes

0:13:17.880 --> 0:13:20.840
<v Speaker 2>are shining bright, like are they It looks like you've

0:13:20.840 --> 0:13:23.360
<v Speaker 2>been iPhone is doing the thing where it looks like shit,

0:13:23.480 --> 0:13:24.720
<v Speaker 2>would I take the picture?

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<v Speaker 3>That's just Kauy's aura.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys are gas that you mean?

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<v Speaker 2>No, you look cute? Also, Oh well.

0:13:31.200 --> 0:13:33.320
<v Speaker 1>I look way better than I thought. What the hell?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, me and you, I've been thinking and it feels

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<v Speaker 3>like our life is yeah, pointless exactly. It feels like

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<v Speaker 3>everything is happening so fast and we don't have a

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<v Speaker 3>moment to just like savor it and just sit and

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<v Speaker 3>like be proud of our accomplishments. And I really feel

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<v Speaker 3>like the reason why we been feeling this way is

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<v Speaker 3>because we have not been going to sex shops to

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<v Speaker 3>hang out. Like I'm not even kidding, Like.

0:14:05.480 --> 0:14:07.559
<v Speaker 2>That's where you get to be real, Like, that's where

0:14:07.600 --> 0:14:08.120
<v Speaker 2>you get to be you.

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<v Speaker 3>Get to laugh, you get to have fun, Like we

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<v Speaker 3>will laugh about it even like, well.

0:14:13.320 --> 0:14:16.760
<v Speaker 2>I wanted to bring a baby bong to the sex shop.

0:14:16.800 --> 0:14:19.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh you don't know baby bong unless you saw me

0:14:19.120 --> 0:14:22.080
<v Speaker 2>post it. Wait, I'll show you baby bong. Oh I

0:14:22.080 --> 0:14:24.400
<v Speaker 2>missed him already. I forgot to bring him. He's at home.

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<v Speaker 3>We like picked this thing up and then like, literally,

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<v Speaker 3>what shifted? That's a real shifted everything?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it? Baby Yoda?

0:14:31.720 --> 0:14:31.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:14:31.920 --> 0:14:34.000
<v Speaker 2>It's baby Yoda with a bong in his belly and

0:14:34.040 --> 0:14:37.680
<v Speaker 2>I love Disney's gonna come after us and take us down. Well, no,

0:14:37.800 --> 0:14:39.440
<v Speaker 2>he has to go to the We were asking. We

0:14:39.440 --> 0:14:41.000
<v Speaker 2>were like who made this? Like the guy who runs

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<v Speaker 2>a sex shop or the smoke shop. We were like

0:14:43.480 --> 0:14:45.240
<v Speaker 2>who made this? Like where did you get this? And

0:14:45.240 --> 0:14:47.080
<v Speaker 2>he was like, I don't know. The wholesalers just sell

0:14:47.120 --> 0:14:48.720
<v Speaker 2>me stuff like that and they tell me it's gonna sell,

0:14:48.760 --> 0:14:50.920
<v Speaker 2>so I buy it. And then he was like, apparently

0:14:50.960 --> 0:14:53.920
<v Speaker 2>they're fucking like a wholesaler for smoke shoping.

0:14:54.240 --> 0:14:56.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh oh, oh my god.

0:14:56.600 --> 0:14:59.200
<v Speaker 3>They're selling holes. Is that what you were going to say?

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<v Speaker 1>That was the joke?

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<v Speaker 4>Yep, Oh my god, I was gonna dap you up, Zach.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you hear that? Moan?

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<v Speaker 3>I heard it? Did you get Yeah? But I feel

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<v Speaker 3>like it because we haven't been going to sex shops

0:15:20.480 --> 0:15:24.120
<v Speaker 3>is often something has shifted and we need to like

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<v Speaker 3>rein in the evil and just like tap back in

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<v Speaker 3>and go hang out.

0:15:27.360 --> 0:15:29.280
<v Speaker 2>It is so fun, Like you got to just like

0:15:29.360 --> 0:15:32.640
<v Speaker 2>browse around and it's like it's fun windows shopping with

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<v Speaker 2>your friends. It's really fun to just look around.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't give up like sex is funny. It's no,

0:15:37.760 --> 0:15:39.200
<v Speaker 3>it's the funniest thing ever.

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<v Speaker 2>Like every time we're in there, we're like giggling. I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like some people look at us and they're like

0:15:43.440 --> 0:15:45.960
<v Speaker 2>so disrespectful by my girl. It's not that fucking deep.

0:15:46.000 --> 0:15:48.160
<v Speaker 2>Like we're in Amazon Dot Calm the store right now,

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<v Speaker 2>Like it's literally not that deep. Also, it's so funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything in there is plastic. Like we don't talk enough

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<v Speaker 2>about how many sex toys are going to be left open.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, they're going to be a red I'm

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<v Speaker 3>always like, oh, like what is like like in a

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<v Speaker 3>thousand years, like what's going to survive and outlive us?

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<v Speaker 3>And it's gonna be those fucking like rose toys like

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<v Speaker 3>dead ass.

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<v Speaker 1>They have to make dildos out of those straws that

0:16:12.680 --> 0:16:17.640
<v Speaker 1>are made out of like bamboo, they do, they should, but.

0:16:17.560 --> 0:16:20.320
<v Speaker 2>Maybe like a bamboo toothbrush, but it's a dildo.

0:16:20.560 --> 0:16:26.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Like no, nope, no, horribly. You're not listening with

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<v Speaker 3>your parents in the room because we just got serious.

0:16:30.160 --> 0:16:32.360
<v Speaker 2>And it just got so it should we go to

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<v Speaker 2>one today?

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<v Speaker 3>I think so we should go key at one later today.

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<v Speaker 3>But that brings me to my next topic. Oh fuck,

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<v Speaker 3>what was it? It was so good. It was such

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<v Speaker 3>a good transition. Bro, Oh my fucking god. Oh it's

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<v Speaker 3>actually a horrible transition and it means nothing to me.

0:16:47.440 --> 0:16:52.560
<v Speaker 3>But you mentioned earlier about seeing someone on TikTok live. Well,

0:16:52.640 --> 0:16:56.880
<v Speaker 3>I was watching a live or screen recording of someone

0:16:57.000 --> 0:17:00.080
<v Speaker 3>on a live and they were prank calling people, like

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<v Speaker 3>it was like a live where you like send DM

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<v Speaker 3>them a number and they prank call them for you,

0:17:04.119 --> 0:17:06.600
<v Speaker 3>and they're like good at prank calling. Well, I saw

0:17:06.640 --> 0:17:16.880
<v Speaker 3>someone it's ending, it's happening. The big thing came. Literally,

0:17:17.040 --> 0:17:21.359
<v Speaker 3>I saw a screen recording of someone submitting the shariff

0:17:21.520 --> 0:17:24.720
<v Speaker 3>station's number, so they like ties it in and they

0:17:24.760 --> 0:17:26.560
<v Speaker 3>were like, dude, they actually give a number, They actually

0:17:26.560 --> 0:17:28.520
<v Speaker 3>give a somebody. This is crazy. And then they were

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<v Speaker 3>like were calling and then had the shareff. They were

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<v Speaker 3>like Orange County Sheriff Station and they hung up and

0:17:33.560 --> 0:17:36.200
<v Speaker 3>freaked the fuck out immediately because they prank called a

0:17:36.280 --> 0:17:38.680
<v Speaker 3>cop cop?

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<v Speaker 2>What even happened? Next? Do they follow up? I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like they would have called them back.

0:17:44.320 --> 0:17:46.040
<v Speaker 3>Probably, but it wasn't like nine to one one. It

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<v Speaker 3>was giving like the front desk worker.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody noticed. Drew just flipped me off for no reason.

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<v Speaker 2>Well you heard it. You think hard enough about the

0:17:52.840 --> 0:17:55.800
<v Speaker 2>things you've done, you probably deserve it. Well, I saw

0:17:55.840 --> 0:18:00.639
<v Speaker 2>this video that was making me cry, fucking laugh. Okay,

0:18:00.680 --> 0:18:02.359
<v Speaker 2>I can't show you, So you're just got to use

0:18:02.400 --> 0:18:08.919
<v Speaker 2>your ears. Presidency announcement gone wrong. You got a surprise

0:18:09.000 --> 0:18:11.760
<v Speaker 2>for You're gonna open you have a president? Okay, bitch,

0:18:11.760 --> 0:18:16.480
<v Speaker 2>who the fuck is calling me? Scam as number? Open?

0:18:16.560 --> 0:18:19.840
<v Speaker 5>It is a present because we love you so much.

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<v Speaker 5>Let me say I don't want to be a sister.

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<v Speaker 5>Open the rest of it again.

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<v Speaker 2>So whatever. She just goes on to be like I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to be a sister, and she just starts

0:18:34.400 --> 0:18:36.879
<v Speaker 2>crying because she's like, you guys aren't gonna love me anymore?

0:18:37.160 --> 0:18:37.639
<v Speaker 2>Why not?

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<v Speaker 5>Lan?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I do the same.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>No, boy, I said I wanted a baby, glad. I've

0:18:58.880 --> 0:19:02.840
<v Speaker 2>never seen a child become so existential so fast.

0:19:02.880 --> 0:19:04.800
<v Speaker 3>Heppens in that moment she woke up.

0:19:05.119 --> 0:19:09.040
<v Speaker 2>In that moment, she like entered adult reality within like

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<v Speaker 2>the span of three minutes of hearing that news, And

0:19:11.760 --> 0:19:13.439
<v Speaker 2>then it had me thinking of, like, what is she

0:19:13.600 --> 0:19:18.479
<v Speaker 2>watching that? The like very obvious love distinct distinction between

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<v Speaker 2>like an older sibling and a younger sibling is so

0:19:21.040 --> 0:19:23.240
<v Speaker 2>evident that that's like a fear of hers that's now

0:19:23.280 --> 0:19:25.800
<v Speaker 2>being unlocked, and she's like so fearful of it, but

0:19:25.840 --> 0:19:27.600
<v Speaker 2>she just goes on to talk about it. She's like,

0:19:27.840 --> 0:19:29.800
<v Speaker 2>but then I'm gonna die first. And then she was

0:19:29.880 --> 0:19:31.520
<v Speaker 2>just like she just kept saying things like that, and

0:19:31.560 --> 0:19:35.920
<v Speaker 2>the parents obviously didn't know what's saying. They were like, oh, like, no,

0:19:36.119 --> 0:19:38.280
<v Speaker 2>it's gonna be fun. And then I want boy, she goes,

0:19:38.480 --> 0:19:40.720
<v Speaker 2>is this a dream? Am I overreacting? This might just

0:19:40.760 --> 0:19:42.720
<v Speaker 2>be a dream and I'm overreacting, And I was like,

0:19:42.760 --> 0:19:45.800
<v Speaker 2>holy shit, Like knowing she was gonna be an older

0:19:45.800 --> 0:19:50.000
<v Speaker 2>sibling sent her into psychosis. But it's understandable because I

0:19:50.040 --> 0:19:51.600
<v Speaker 2>have a younger sister and it was the worst thing

0:19:51.600 --> 0:19:52.760
<v Speaker 2>that ever happened to me as a kid.

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<v Speaker 3>Now it's awesome, but I was the baby, so you

0:19:57.240 --> 0:20:00.880
<v Speaker 3>got more love I was. I was like taken care

0:20:00.920 --> 0:20:04.480
<v Speaker 3>of and I was the boy baby of a twin set. Yeah,

0:20:04.520 --> 0:20:09.480
<v Speaker 3>and that's tap, Yeah, you know that though you know that, though, No,

0:20:09.600 --> 0:20:11.879
<v Speaker 3>I feel like my parents loved Madeline more than me,

0:20:12.440 --> 0:20:14.320
<v Speaker 3>and that's why I like would fake like I was

0:20:14.320 --> 0:20:21.560
<v Speaker 3>gonna kill myself several times. H Never forget the pill story, y'all.

0:20:23.720 --> 0:20:27.120
<v Speaker 2>Well, I was that litle child for a long time,

0:20:27.200 --> 0:20:28.800
<v Speaker 2>growing up until I was like twelve.

0:20:29.200 --> 0:20:31.280
<v Speaker 3>Being a middle child is probably so beat.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was bunk as fuck. I was hella annoying,

0:20:35.400 --> 0:20:38.680
<v Speaker 2>and no one fucked with me. So that's probably why

0:20:38.680 --> 0:20:39.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm here.

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<v Speaker 3>But I feel like I don't know what's worse being

0:20:41.200 --> 0:20:44.080
<v Speaker 3>a middle child of like a smaller family or being

0:20:44.760 --> 0:20:47.360
<v Speaker 3>the babies of like a big family.

0:20:48.880 --> 0:20:50.400
<v Speaker 2>Well, in my head, being the baby of a big

0:20:50.440 --> 0:20:52.560
<v Speaker 2>family is lit because your older siblings will take care

0:20:52.600 --> 0:20:55.600
<v Speaker 2>of you. But also though, like bother the fuck out

0:20:55.640 --> 0:20:58.399
<v Speaker 2>of you, because once my younger siblings were like brought

0:20:58.440 --> 0:21:01.960
<v Speaker 2>to this earth, and in my eye, I was a

0:21:01.960 --> 0:21:04.880
<v Speaker 2>demon to that I got. I would find anything that

0:21:04.960 --> 0:21:06.920
<v Speaker 2>bothered them, and I would troll the fuck out of them,

0:21:06.920 --> 0:21:08.920
<v Speaker 2>like I would chase them around with pictures of horses

0:21:08.920 --> 0:21:11.280
<v Speaker 2>and sharks because they were scared of horses and sharks

0:21:11.320 --> 0:21:13.520
<v Speaker 2>like I would like act like I was calling the

0:21:13.520 --> 0:21:15.600
<v Speaker 2>police on them every time they annoyed me, and they

0:21:15.600 --> 0:21:16.199
<v Speaker 2>would freak the.

0:21:18.320 --> 0:21:24.080
<v Speaker 3>My brothers would pin my arms down and then turkey

0:21:24.119 --> 0:21:27.719
<v Speaker 3>tap my chest for like five minutes into and it

0:21:27.760 --> 0:21:30.280
<v Speaker 3>would be the most painful thing I've ever experienced. They

0:21:30.280 --> 0:21:33.160
<v Speaker 3>would just like do that over and over and over again,

0:21:33.240 --> 0:21:34.920
<v Speaker 3>and then they would like pinch this part of my

0:21:35.040 --> 0:21:37.600
<v Speaker 3>leg all the time. Yeah, it was brutal out there.

0:21:37.680 --> 0:21:40.600
<v Speaker 3>They would also shoot me with airsoft gun and my

0:21:40.680 --> 0:21:43.159
<v Speaker 3>older brother had Ninja stars and he would act like

0:21:43.160 --> 0:21:45.000
<v Speaker 3>he was gonna throw them at me and shiit like

0:21:45.400 --> 0:21:46.080
<v Speaker 3>we were cooked.

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<v Speaker 4>Well.

0:21:46.520 --> 0:21:48.560
<v Speaker 2>When Natalie would get on my bed, I would take

0:21:48.600 --> 0:21:51.040
<v Speaker 2>her off with my feet. Really, I would literally I

0:21:51.080 --> 0:21:52.120
<v Speaker 2>think I had an old boy.

0:21:52.160 --> 0:21:53.760
<v Speaker 3>Did you spit in her bed or some shit?

0:21:54.000 --> 0:21:56.640
<v Speaker 2>No, that was to my sister, who's like three years

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<v Speaker 2>apart from me. I got tired of beating her as

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<v Speaker 2>when we would get into physical fights, and I felt

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<v Speaker 2>like that was unfair. So instead of physically fighting her,

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<v Speaker 2>I just started spitting all.

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<v Speaker 3>Around logical warfare.

0:22:07.359 --> 0:22:10.000
<v Speaker 2>I started spitting on her bed. Man. I would get

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<v Speaker 2>home from school to my outdoor clothes and roll around

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<v Speaker 2>in her bed after sweating in the Miami heat. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I have like.

0:22:15.760 --> 0:22:18.679
<v Speaker 3>Miami Heat basketball team. You love basketball? Should we talk

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<v Speaker 3>about basketball? My Mavericks one they beat the Thunders?

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 3>Buye.

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<v Speaker 2>Men do the same thing with basketball that they do

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<v Speaker 2>to their pregnant significant others, where they're like, we're having

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<v Speaker 2>a baby, wee wee wee wee wee, and they're not

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<v Speaker 2>doing any fucking work. And that's how men talk about basketball.

0:22:32.960 --> 0:22:34.840
<v Speaker 2>I was like, Oh, we're going to the finals. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>we won.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I bought I bought jerseys and supported the team.

0:22:40.240 --> 0:22:42.720
<v Speaker 3>I paid their salaries. I bought movies or I bought

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<v Speaker 3>tickets to the games. I bought hot dogs at the stands. Like,

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<v Speaker 3>I support it. I'm a part of this team. It's

0:22:49.160 --> 0:22:52.520
<v Speaker 3>a community that we built. Yeah, it's real as fuck.

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<v Speaker 3>Y'all ever heard of urinal k cuffing? What urinal k cuffing?

0:22:58.119 --> 0:23:01.879
<v Speaker 3>Urinal there's jancom is where you take your waist, your

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<v Speaker 3>ship and your piss and you put it in a

0:23:03.840 --> 0:23:06.680
<v Speaker 3>bag and fermented in the sun and then you huffed huffed.

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<v Speaker 1>Ye I was in high school.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Kail like cooked, I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I was the Heisenberg of jencom.

0:23:13.520 --> 0:23:18.240
<v Speaker 3>It gives you, it gives you, like hallucinogenic its because

0:23:18.280 --> 0:23:20.800
<v Speaker 3>it's pissing me off. It's real. But urinal Okay, cuffing

0:23:21.200 --> 0:23:24.080
<v Speaker 3>is like people grab the urinal cakes out of like

0:23:24.520 --> 0:23:28.080
<v Speaker 3>the urinals in bathrooms and crush it up and sniff it.

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<v Speaker 3>That is so what does it?

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<v Speaker 1>Do You get high? You bring through?

0:23:31.440 --> 0:23:32.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you get high?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you actually like or are people just like kind

0:23:35.040 --> 0:23:35.800
<v Speaker 2>of kinky.

0:23:35.600 --> 0:23:39.240
<v Speaker 3>Nasty monsters there? It's like hitting the jackpot if you

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<v Speaker 3>find an unused one. So, like the urine has nothing

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<v Speaker 3>to do with it.

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<v Speaker 2>But why don't they just buy urinal cakes online?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't you just buy drugs? Okay?

0:23:47.640 --> 0:23:48.680
<v Speaker 3>Literally just smoke weed.

0:23:48.800 --> 0:23:52.080
<v Speaker 1>I had a guest idea for the podcast the hat

0:23:52.119 --> 0:23:56.240
<v Speaker 1>man that you see when you do Benadryl. Oh Babba Duke, Yeah,

0:23:56.280 --> 0:23:58.320
<v Speaker 1>the Babba Duke. But you know what I'm talking about,

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<v Speaker 1>the bendl.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, yeah, when you see spiders and they're calling

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<v Speaker 3>over you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yet I don't think I've ever even taken menadryl.

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<v Speaker 3>You have, but you haven't taken enough to break through.

0:24:06.320 --> 0:24:08.480
<v Speaker 1>But there's like that specific guy when you when you

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<v Speaker 1>get high on Benadryl who wears a hat and stands

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<v Speaker 1>in the corner of your room and watches you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like he'd be a good guest.

0:24:14.040 --> 0:24:19.800
<v Speaker 2>He would, well Drew, that's Drew when he wears his hat. Actually,

0:24:19.880 --> 0:24:22.320
<v Speaker 2>somebody recently told me that they had a scary dream

0:24:22.400 --> 0:24:24.920
<v Speaker 2>and Drew wasn't it And Drew had a straight bob

0:24:25.280 --> 0:24:28.280
<v Speaker 2>and headphones in and like this is somebody who like

0:24:28.359 --> 0:24:30.280
<v Speaker 2>we haven't seen in a long time, and that Drew

0:24:30.400 --> 0:24:34.119
<v Speaker 2>just kept being like and like saying all their business

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<v Speaker 2>to them, and like knew everything about this person's life.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean that's just like me in reality. I

0:24:41.720 --> 0:24:45.520
<v Speaker 3>have I have little plants that collect information for me,

0:24:45.600 --> 0:24:47.639
<v Speaker 3>and I know everything y'all say, and I know everything

0:24:47.720 --> 0:24:50.040
<v Speaker 3>y'all do because it all gets back to me because

0:24:50.119 --> 0:24:52.879
<v Speaker 3>I have people. I have people out there, But you

0:24:52.920 --> 0:24:55.200
<v Speaker 3>wouldn't know that I would know because I keep that

0:24:55.280 --> 0:25:02.720
<v Speaker 3>information in myself. Later, Yeah, Josiah's my boyfriend. Just say

0:25:02.720 --> 0:25:03.720
<v Speaker 3>it is my boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why that sentence alone makes he laugh

0:25:07.400 --> 0:25:09.840
<v Speaker 2>so hard. I think it's just because we'll be standing

0:25:09.880 --> 0:25:11.760
<v Speaker 2>around the house and Drew will walk by me like

0:25:11.840 --> 0:25:14.360
<v Speaker 2>just as my boyfriend and then go back to his room.

0:25:14.400 --> 0:25:16.760
<v Speaker 2>And that's like the only words I've heard from him

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<v Speaker 2>in like.

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<v Speaker 3>Thirty hours, like thirty hours. I've also seen like way

0:25:24.960 --> 0:25:27.479
<v Speaker 3>too many dicks on my TikTok feed. Has that been

0:25:27.560 --> 0:25:28.600
<v Speaker 3>a thing for anybody else?

0:25:29.040 --> 0:25:29.639
<v Speaker 1>Penises?

0:25:29.840 --> 0:25:32.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like straight up dongs like it got banned.

0:25:32.400 --> 0:25:34.920
<v Speaker 2>I got banned a guy on live who is like

0:25:35.000 --> 0:25:37.680
<v Speaker 2>recording himself and just like panning down and grabbing his

0:25:37.800 --> 0:25:38.840
<v Speaker 2>fucking nasty wiener.

0:25:39.119 --> 0:25:42.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was. It's crazy. I haven't do that. That's

0:25:42.960 --> 0:25:46.280
<v Speaker 3>the thing. It got fucking banned. We got banned in America,

0:25:46.320 --> 0:25:48.480
<v Speaker 3>and the moderator said, all right, fuck y'all, Like.

0:25:48.480 --> 0:25:51.639
<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's all you've been down recently, that's all you've

0:25:51.640 --> 0:25:52.200
<v Speaker 1>been depressed.

0:25:52.240 --> 0:25:54.440
<v Speaker 3>Probably, Wait that makes me much.

0:25:54.760 --> 0:25:56.919
<v Speaker 1>Well, you can't even say kill yourself, but you can

0:25:57.040 --> 0:25:58.720
<v Speaker 1>put your cock on the live.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think it might be. It's it's pretty it's

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<v Speaker 3>pretty insane. And there's like decided TikTok called leak talk

0:26:05.040 --> 0:26:08.680
<v Speaker 3>where they like just post pictures of their wieners.

0:26:09.760 --> 0:26:12.520
<v Speaker 2>What Yeah, wait, how do you know I've never seen that?

0:26:13.240 --> 0:26:15.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I didn't know about any of this. True.

0:26:17.600 --> 0:26:23.760
<v Speaker 3>I think the algorithm I'm just making all of it up. Yeah, no, no,

0:26:24.080 --> 0:26:24.520
<v Speaker 3>stop it.

0:26:24.760 --> 0:26:30.840
<v Speaker 2>That's the video of Michael Jackson, Like no, stop. Well

0:26:30.880 --> 0:26:32.679
<v Speaker 2>do you think when you get really old, every night

0:26:32.720 --> 0:26:34.359
<v Speaker 2>you go to sleep, you're scared you won't wake up?

0:26:34.400 --> 0:26:37.080
<v Speaker 2>Because that was scaring me. Yes, like that is terrifying.

0:26:37.520 --> 0:26:39.120
<v Speaker 2>Like imagine being like seventy.

0:26:38.840 --> 0:26:40.960
<v Speaker 3>Eight, I go to sleep every night praying I don't

0:26:41.000 --> 0:26:41.520
<v Speaker 3>wake up.

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<v Speaker 1>Already already? What does that mean to say already? After that?

0:26:50.720 --> 0:26:51.520
<v Speaker 3>They got already?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh oh I got yeah, okay, I've been going to

0:26:54.600 --> 0:26:58.480
<v Speaker 1>sleep and then I'll stop breathing. And I'm convinced if it,

0:26:58.680 --> 0:27:01.359
<v Speaker 1>if I didn't catch it, I would have died. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you do you guys know what I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 3>That really happened. Yeah yeah, actually yeah yeah yeah, Okay,

0:27:06.119 --> 0:27:06.720
<v Speaker 3>you're just hitting that.

0:27:06.800 --> 0:27:09.000
<v Speaker 1>Wait, I'm twenty nine, I'm in my twenties.

0:27:10.880 --> 0:27:13.960
<v Speaker 2>No you hear that? Like me the point like zero

0:27:14.119 --> 0:27:15.439
<v Speaker 2>zero zero eight two.

0:27:15.400 --> 0:27:20.160
<v Speaker 1>Percent holding on like white knuckling, you're the oldest twenty

0:27:20.240 --> 0:27:20.879
<v Speaker 1>year old alive.

0:27:21.640 --> 0:27:23.480
<v Speaker 3>There will be a second where you are the oldest

0:27:23.520 --> 0:27:27.080
<v Speaker 3>twenty year old. But that happened to me the other night.

0:27:27.200 --> 0:27:28.600
<v Speaker 3>Like I was like laying down and I just like

0:27:29.440 --> 0:27:31.639
<v Speaker 3>like I choked and like woke up really quick, and

0:27:31.680 --> 0:27:34.080
<v Speaker 3>I was like freaking the fuck out, like it was

0:27:34.119 --> 0:27:34.800
<v Speaker 3>actually scary.

0:27:35.080 --> 0:27:36.720
<v Speaker 2>Didn't happen to me. But I do hit my puff

0:27:36.760 --> 0:27:38.159
<v Speaker 2>bar so many times before I go to bed that

0:27:38.200 --> 0:27:40.119
<v Speaker 2>I always wake up with almost a sore throat. And

0:27:40.160 --> 0:27:41.280
<v Speaker 2>then I wake up and I'm like, I need to

0:27:41.280 --> 0:27:43.359
<v Speaker 2>stop fucking smoking, Like I need to stop. And then

0:27:43.400 --> 0:27:45.680
<v Speaker 2>I wake up and I'm like, fuck, I know my

0:27:45.840 --> 0:27:48.480
<v Speaker 2>lungs don't hurt though, because I can run.

0:27:49.440 --> 0:27:49.720
<v Speaker 3>True.

0:27:50.840 --> 0:27:52.800
<v Speaker 2>The second I get on a treadmill and I can't run,

0:27:53.520 --> 0:27:56.320
<v Speaker 2>I still won't stop. I simply will walk.

0:27:56.520 --> 0:27:59.840
<v Speaker 3>The streets killed me. The fucking streets.

0:27:59.560 --> 0:28:03.720
<v Speaker 2>Killed Wait who did we say, grew up into that Josiah?

0:28:04.280 --> 0:28:07.080
<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no, that's Josiah.

0:28:07.119 --> 0:28:10.119
<v Speaker 2>In two weeks Jojo Sewa drunk at Disney World.

0:28:10.320 --> 0:28:12.600
<v Speaker 3>Oh see, I don't give a fuck. I do not

0:28:12.720 --> 0:28:15.280
<v Speaker 3>give a fuck. I like Jojo Siwa. There I said it. Boom.

0:28:15.480 --> 0:28:17.199
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. We saw the video of her like in her

0:28:17.320 --> 0:28:20.160
<v Speaker 2>kitchen dancing around and I was like, oh, she's.

0:28:20.080 --> 0:28:21.720
<v Speaker 1>Did you see the one with Mario Lopez.

0:28:22.240 --> 0:28:25.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that shit's great and everybody's silent around her.

0:28:25.520 --> 0:28:27.880
<v Speaker 2>Is she the tallest like person on the planet. Why

0:28:27.880 --> 0:28:30.560
<v Speaker 2>does she look like so like? Or is Mario Lopez

0:28:30.640 --> 0:28:31.400
<v Speaker 2>just a smaller round?

0:28:31.520 --> 0:28:34.080
<v Speaker 1>I feel like he might be small, but she does

0:28:34.160 --> 0:28:35.880
<v Speaker 1>look like six or eleven in that video.

0:28:36.000 --> 0:28:38.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she seems like she'd be really fucking tall.

0:28:38.160 --> 0:28:38.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:28:38.600 --> 0:28:40.600
<v Speaker 2>Also, the fact that she's just now turning twenty one

0:28:40.720 --> 0:28:44.040
<v Speaker 2>is like, actually scary. But I've decided that the only

0:28:44.080 --> 0:28:46.440
<v Speaker 2>way I could keep track of time is there are

0:28:46.640 --> 0:28:50.000
<v Speaker 2>a certain amount of like pregnant, and you're looking at that.

0:28:51.400 --> 0:28:54.400
<v Speaker 3>I was just looking back at my Facebook because that

0:28:54.520 --> 0:28:56.840
<v Speaker 3>was just like I just opened my phone to Facebook

0:28:56.880 --> 0:28:58.680
<v Speaker 3>for some reason, and I haven't posted on there since

0:28:58.720 --> 0:29:02.840
<v Speaker 3>twenty eighteen. And I went on this like psycho like

0:29:03.480 --> 0:29:06.480
<v Speaker 3>two week span where I was trolling the fuck out

0:29:06.560 --> 0:29:09.600
<v Speaker 3>of all of my locals, and I posted this pick

0:29:10.480 --> 0:29:14.320
<v Speaker 3>as a selfie, like I was like, guys, I feel

0:29:14.360 --> 0:29:16.840
<v Speaker 3>good today, Like this is a vibe. And then my

0:29:16.960 --> 0:29:20.480
<v Speaker 3>next post after that was this pic. No, it's a

0:29:20.560 --> 0:29:28.680
<v Speaker 3>broken crown, still colors with crazy emojis, And then I

0:29:28.840 --> 0:29:39.040
<v Speaker 3>posted this pic. Oh, this pic, and then I posted this.

0:29:39.400 --> 0:29:42.440
<v Speaker 2>I feel like this is before trolling was worldwide, and

0:29:42.600 --> 0:29:45.520
<v Speaker 2>like before TikTok blew up, So people from your hometown

0:29:45.560 --> 0:29:46.160
<v Speaker 2>definitely were.

0:29:46.080 --> 0:29:48.840
<v Speaker 3>Like, oh, oh, he lost it because then I also said,

0:29:49.000 --> 0:29:50.840
<v Speaker 3>so happy to be back on the bike. It's been

0:29:50.880 --> 0:29:57.520
<v Speaker 3>a while. I posted this, and then I moved on.

0:29:57.880 --> 0:30:01.000
<v Speaker 3>And then I posted a picture got to fly the

0:30:01.160 --> 0:30:05.680
<v Speaker 3>plane the other day. It was awesome, and I photosed

0:30:05.720 --> 0:30:08.760
<v Speaker 3>off Cloud into the background. Dude, I had it.

0:30:08.880 --> 0:30:11.440
<v Speaker 2>I like distinctly remember sitting in bed with you while

0:30:11.480 --> 0:30:12.160
<v Speaker 2>you were editing that.

0:30:12.440 --> 0:30:15.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was it was a process. And then I

0:30:15.960 --> 0:30:22.520
<v Speaker 3>posted my air my mullet slash air pod three sixty

0:30:22.800 --> 0:30:27.280
<v Speaker 3>or not mullet my what is that? Bowl cut three sixty?

0:30:27.560 --> 0:30:31.120
<v Speaker 3>And now if you look up Drew Phillips bowl cut

0:30:31.280 --> 0:30:32.960
<v Speaker 3>or something like that, if you look up bowl cut

0:30:33.160 --> 0:30:35.800
<v Speaker 3>or shitty haircut that had those pictures come up, like

0:30:35.880 --> 0:30:38.640
<v Speaker 3>if you look up, like terrible haircut, like the three

0:30:38.800 --> 0:30:41.880
<v Speaker 3>sixty of me comes up. And then on Thanksgiving it

0:30:42.000 --> 0:30:49.880
<v Speaker 3>posted this just cooked up, ummmm, And then I posted

0:30:49.920 --> 0:30:51.240
<v Speaker 3>a picture with Kylie Jenner.

0:30:51.320 --> 0:30:52.400
<v Speaker 2>Did anybody believe that? Like?

0:30:52.440 --> 0:30:53.000
<v Speaker 3>What were they called?

0:30:53.160 --> 0:30:53.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:30:53.440 --> 0:30:55.680
<v Speaker 3>So many people believe that Kylie invited me over for

0:30:55.800 --> 0:30:58.160
<v Speaker 3>dinner the other night. Travis was so funny and Stormy

0:30:58.320 --> 0:31:00.960
<v Speaker 3>was a little sweetheart. Haha. I'm living in a movie

0:31:02.360 --> 0:31:05.040
<v Speaker 3>I can't say who commented and believed it, but yeah,

0:31:05.920 --> 0:31:10.560
<v Speaker 3>that was my most recent post I on Facebook. So yeah,

0:31:10.760 --> 0:31:12.880
<v Speaker 3>I went on like a crazy troll binge. But then

0:31:12.920 --> 0:31:16.760
<v Speaker 3>I think about it, and I'm like, that is like

0:31:16.840 --> 0:31:20.080
<v Speaker 3>the most selfish thing I can do is be a troll,

0:31:20.640 --> 0:31:23.440
<v Speaker 3>because like it's only good for me, Like I'm the

0:31:23.560 --> 0:31:25.640
<v Speaker 3>only person that gets a laugh out of it.

0:31:25.880 --> 0:31:27.280
<v Speaker 2>No, because people are laughing at you.

0:31:27.920 --> 0:31:30.200
<v Speaker 3>True, true, who are laughing at you?

0:31:30.400 --> 0:31:33.239
<v Speaker 2>That is true because like if there are people who

0:31:33.320 --> 0:31:35.760
<v Speaker 2>believe that you are actually going insane for the most part,

0:31:35.760 --> 0:31:38.920
<v Speaker 2>people are probably cracking up in airplaying that and being like, Okay,

0:31:38.960 --> 0:31:39.440
<v Speaker 2>y'all need.

0:31:39.360 --> 0:31:41.320
<v Speaker 3>To see what you're I didn't get reached out to

0:31:41.560 --> 0:31:43.880
<v Speaker 3>once during that era, and that was like six months

0:31:43.920 --> 0:31:46.840
<v Speaker 3>of posting when I was just like tweaking the fuck

0:31:46.960 --> 0:31:50.600
<v Speaker 3>out on Facebook, like literally like going batshit crazy like

0:31:51.080 --> 0:31:53.640
<v Speaker 3>and no one said it. I mean, but in all honesty,

0:31:53.800 --> 0:31:57.200
<v Speaker 3>like it was a little real, like that was like

0:31:57.520 --> 0:31:59.560
<v Speaker 3>kind of coming from a real place. If you think

0:31:59.600 --> 0:32:02.320
<v Speaker 3>about it. The dirt bike photo is not no, no, no,

0:32:02.400 --> 0:32:04.080
<v Speaker 3>I'm not saying like what I was doing, but like

0:32:04.320 --> 0:32:06.520
<v Speaker 3>even like me trolling vibes like.

0:32:06.560 --> 0:32:08.000
<v Speaker 2>You wanted someone to reach out.

0:32:08.080 --> 0:32:10.360
<v Speaker 3>Exactly, like it was coming from a real plan, and I.

0:32:10.440 --> 0:32:13.560
<v Speaker 2>Was busy ignoring you. No, literally, I had shits going

0:32:13.600 --> 0:32:18.720
<v Speaker 2>on myself, so I was too busy sleeping from seven

0:32:18.760 --> 0:32:21.520
<v Speaker 2>am to five pm and then taking malotonin soon after

0:32:21.600 --> 0:32:24.280
<v Speaker 2>I woke up, so I was tapped in. I was

0:32:24.320 --> 0:32:27.080
<v Speaker 2>busy as fuck. I like miss that though. That sounds

0:32:27.120 --> 0:32:29.920
<v Speaker 2>like kind of fun to just like drug myself to

0:32:29.960 --> 0:32:31.000
<v Speaker 2>sleep all the time and stuff.

0:32:31.440 --> 0:32:37.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, oh it's not chill, sounds like comforting. Yeah, it's

0:32:37.280 --> 0:32:38.120
<v Speaker 3>awkward as fuck.

0:32:39.000 --> 0:32:41.959
<v Speaker 1>I was thinking about because I feel like when Nathan

0:32:42.160 --> 0:32:44.800
<v Speaker 1>for You came out, that was like the first time

0:32:44.840 --> 0:32:48.040
<v Speaker 1>that it became like a very mainstream concept to like

0:32:48.120 --> 0:32:51.880
<v Speaker 1>fuck with people as that's not like the first time,

0:32:51.920 --> 0:32:53.360
<v Speaker 1>but like I feel like that's like the first like

0:32:53.520 --> 0:32:55.760
<v Speaker 1>big cultural moment where people were like, oh, this is

0:32:55.800 --> 0:32:59.880
<v Speaker 1>a thing. And I got kind of sad recently because

0:32:59.880 --> 0:33:04.200
<v Speaker 1>I feel like that is that form of comedy or

0:33:04.280 --> 0:33:08.080
<v Speaker 1>whatever is now like the default form of comedy on

0:33:08.160 --> 0:33:10.600
<v Speaker 1>the internet. Like when you open up TikTok, it's like

0:33:11.280 --> 0:33:13.640
<v Speaker 1>some guy running up and like he asked them a question,

0:33:13.760 --> 0:33:15.880
<v Speaker 1>like farts on them or something. I don't know.

0:33:16.320 --> 0:33:18.840
<v Speaker 3>That's way funnier than for you.

0:33:19.040 --> 0:33:25.080
<v Speaker 2>Actually it's scary to think about though. Is like to us,

0:33:25.240 --> 0:33:27.240
<v Speaker 2>we I always forget what a bubble we live in

0:33:27.320 --> 0:33:29.080
<v Speaker 2>because even on those things, it's like you could see

0:33:29.080 --> 0:33:31.840
<v Speaker 2>a video like that was a million likes, but that

0:33:32.000 --> 0:33:35.240
<v Speaker 2>doesn't even go to touch even like a small percentage

0:33:35.280 --> 0:33:37.440
<v Speaker 2>of the US. Because every time I see a video

0:33:37.440 --> 0:33:39.040
<v Speaker 2>of somebody getting t told, I'm like, how did they

0:33:39.160 --> 0:33:42.400
<v Speaker 2>not think for a second that they were being like, okay,

0:33:42.480 --> 0:33:44.640
<v Speaker 2>there's an iPhone in my presence, I'm definitely about to

0:33:44.680 --> 0:33:47.240
<v Speaker 2>be trolled people. It happens to people all the time,

0:33:47.360 --> 0:33:48.080
<v Speaker 2>Like people just like.

0:33:48.280 --> 0:33:48.960
<v Speaker 1>Fork into it.

0:33:49.040 --> 0:33:50.880
<v Speaker 2>But I also think it's like a shame thing. It's

0:33:50.920 --> 0:33:53.320
<v Speaker 2>like nobody wants to be like leave me alone on

0:33:53.440 --> 0:33:55.280
<v Speaker 2>camera because they don't want to see what a sore loser,

0:33:55.360 --> 0:33:56.680
<v Speaker 2>so they just like themselves.

0:33:56.840 --> 0:33:59.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm talking to my friend about how like Chipotle workers

0:33:59.680 --> 0:34:03.360
<v Speaker 1>in a should have should be paid more, just as

0:34:03.480 --> 0:34:06.040
<v Speaker 1>like a like thirty percent more just to deal with

0:34:06.120 --> 0:34:09.680
<v Speaker 1>like the emotional toll of like an annoying white guy

0:34:09.840 --> 0:34:12.280
<v Speaker 1>like every week going in and like holding his phone

0:34:12.360 --> 0:34:13.920
<v Speaker 1>like this in front of like the thing and being

0:34:14.000 --> 0:34:16.120
<v Speaker 1>like can you add more more?

0:34:18.760 --> 0:34:21.680
<v Speaker 3>Don't be shy. I put some more. Please, don't be shy.

0:34:21.960 --> 0:34:23.200
<v Speaker 3>Don't be shy. I put some more.

0:34:23.239 --> 0:34:24.279
<v Speaker 2>Please, put some more.

0:34:24.360 --> 0:34:25.239
<v Speaker 3>Please, don't be shy.

0:34:25.320 --> 0:34:26.880
<v Speaker 2>Put some more. Please. You know why I did that?

0:34:27.600 --> 0:34:30.400
<v Speaker 3>Umm, And you'll say it and not remember.

0:34:31.480 --> 0:34:32.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you know he's talking about Kay

0:34:32.960 --> 0:34:34.400
<v Speaker 2>have the stupid video of me saying that.

0:34:34.920 --> 0:34:38.840
<v Speaker 3>I remember nineteen and James Charles saying.

0:34:38.719 --> 0:34:42.360
<v Speaker 2>That girl, I know that girl, bitch, the girl that

0:34:42.560 --> 0:34:42.759
<v Speaker 2>is like.

0:34:42.800 --> 0:34:45.200
<v Speaker 1>A prolific I feel like that's like TikTok canon.

0:34:45.840 --> 0:34:48.040
<v Speaker 3>No, it was like right at the genesis of TikTok,

0:34:48.120 --> 0:34:49.200
<v Speaker 3>like hitting the mainstream.

0:34:49.239 --> 0:34:50.560
<v Speaker 2>I think that was like one of the first videos

0:34:50.600 --> 0:34:53.880
<v Speaker 2>I posted. Also, But I did that because I was

0:34:53.920 --> 0:34:56.920
<v Speaker 2>at a poke shop and this lady was doing that

0:34:57.120 --> 0:34:59.879
<v Speaker 2>to the employee. Like she kept being like, don't be shy,

0:35:00.080 --> 0:35:02.480
<v Speaker 2>I come on, like what are you doing? Why are

0:35:02.520 --> 0:35:04.920
<v Speaker 2>you playing with me? To the worker, and like the

0:35:05.000 --> 0:35:06.920
<v Speaker 2>worker was around my age and me and him just

0:35:06.960 --> 0:35:09.759
<v Speaker 2>kept like he just kept like doing her ball and

0:35:09.800 --> 0:35:12.040
<v Speaker 2>looking over at me, and she was like, what, I'm

0:35:12.120 --> 0:35:15.040
<v Speaker 2>right here, I'm right here. She was being so scary,

0:35:15.080 --> 0:35:18.600
<v Speaker 2>and she was she might have been on something. Honestly,

0:35:18.680 --> 0:35:20.440
<v Speaker 2>she's probably happier than I am because I could never

0:35:20.480 --> 0:35:22.160
<v Speaker 2>speak out for myself like that in public.

0:35:23.320 --> 0:35:25.680
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, but you're pretty.

0:35:26.280 --> 0:35:29.879
<v Speaker 2>That doesn't help. It actually makes it worse, like being

0:35:29.960 --> 0:35:30.680
<v Speaker 2>pretty as hard.

0:35:31.200 --> 0:35:33.960
<v Speaker 3>I fully fucking agree. Thank you. Someone fucking said it.

0:35:34.480 --> 0:35:36.960
<v Speaker 3>All right, y'all. Since then you brought it up, I'll

0:35:36.960 --> 0:35:43.719
<v Speaker 3>talk about it being as Gorgeana Grande as I am,

0:35:44.680 --> 0:35:51.640
<v Speaker 3>as her most her most as I am like wapple

0:35:51.840 --> 0:35:55.320
<v Speaker 3>Gordo Grande, like all of it.

0:35:55.800 --> 0:35:58.640
<v Speaker 2>You said, Gorgo, that's not like handsome.

0:36:00.120 --> 0:36:01.280
<v Speaker 1>You said you have a fat wop.

0:36:01.800 --> 0:36:07.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah gaa wapa is like sexy, it's like guacamole. No,

0:36:07.760 --> 0:36:13.000
<v Speaker 3>I it is just really difficult existing. I mean I've

0:36:13.040 --> 0:36:16.480
<v Speaker 3>said it several times, like as the beauty standard, because

0:36:16.560 --> 0:36:19.560
<v Speaker 3>like people almost expect things out of you. Like I'm

0:36:19.560 --> 0:36:22.120
<v Speaker 3>actually almost crying like thinking about it, Like I'm dead serious,

0:36:22.239 --> 0:36:26.200
<v Speaker 3>Like people like look at you and want you to

0:36:26.400 --> 0:36:31.320
<v Speaker 3>be what you want them to be in you.

0:36:33.520 --> 0:36:35.480
<v Speaker 2>No, I get it. It's like you're so sexy, people

0:36:35.640 --> 0:36:38.920
<v Speaker 2>expect your personality to be perfect. But really what nobody

0:36:38.920 --> 0:36:41.239
<v Speaker 2>thinks about is because you are so hot, you're like

0:36:41.320 --> 0:36:43.839
<v Speaker 2>one of the worst people on the planet. Like people

0:36:43.880 --> 0:36:45.239
<v Speaker 2>always look at you and they're like, oh my god,

0:36:45.280 --> 0:36:47.359
<v Speaker 2>he's so sexy. He must be the best person ever.

0:36:47.600 --> 0:36:48.800
<v Speaker 2>But then they get to know him and they're like,

0:36:48.880 --> 0:36:51.600
<v Speaker 2>you were evil and something about you is so awful.

0:36:51.320 --> 0:36:53.160
<v Speaker 3>And actually you're not going to be around you because

0:36:53.160 --> 0:36:53.600
<v Speaker 3>this is just.

0:36:53.760 --> 0:36:55.920
<v Speaker 2>You get it right, I mean me and Ki couldn't

0:36:55.920 --> 0:36:58.440
<v Speaker 2>relate to that because nobody like thinking, nobody.

0:36:59.080 --> 0:37:01.360
<v Speaker 1>I was friends to be super honest with you.

0:37:01.600 --> 0:37:03.480
<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, I'm going to kill myself and write, yeah,

0:37:03.520 --> 0:37:05.480
<v Speaker 3>my note. That's fine, y'all are gonna be the reason.

0:37:05.600 --> 0:37:07.520
<v Speaker 3>That's how you want to deal with this. Uh no,

0:37:07.840 --> 0:37:10.960
<v Speaker 3>actually I'm burning the house down.

0:37:11.280 --> 0:37:15.960
<v Speaker 2>Then, don't please damn. I did not play when it comes.

0:37:16.239 --> 0:37:18.320
<v Speaker 3>I do not don't play with me.

0:37:18.520 --> 0:37:18.800
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no.

0:37:20.400 --> 0:37:23.040
<v Speaker 2>You were like, oh, I don't funk around with that.

0:37:23.280 --> 0:37:25.479
<v Speaker 2>Like I can't remember what it was. It was something

0:37:25.600 --> 0:37:27.919
<v Speaker 2>so stupid, like we were playing a game or something,

0:37:27.960 --> 0:37:29.680
<v Speaker 2>and Drew was like, because I don't funk around with

0:37:29.800 --> 0:37:31.800
<v Speaker 2>like fucking this up or something, and it was the

0:37:31.920 --> 0:37:34.320
<v Speaker 2>dumbest thing ever. I wish I remember what it was

0:37:34.480 --> 0:37:36.960
<v Speaker 2>because I was like, I've never heard somebody so seriously

0:37:37.080 --> 0:37:38.920
<v Speaker 2>be like it might have been on the Patreon episode.

0:37:38.920 --> 0:37:40.560
<v Speaker 2>You were like because I don't funk around.

0:37:40.960 --> 0:37:42.439
<v Speaker 3>I don't fucking play y'all.

0:37:42.600 --> 0:37:45.360
<v Speaker 1>I do not get really serious about something will always

0:37:45.400 --> 0:37:46.840
<v Speaker 1>be super funny, like.

0:37:46.960 --> 0:37:49.880
<v Speaker 3>It's never that never. But something to actually be serious

0:37:49.880 --> 0:37:52.800
<v Speaker 3>about is being as gordon gorgeous as.

0:37:55.120 --> 0:37:58.520
<v Speaker 2>You're so gordonous. I think subconsciously you were thinking about

0:37:58.520 --> 0:38:00.880
<v Speaker 2>how gordonous, but you're being fatigue, oh.

0:38:00.880 --> 0:38:04.080
<v Speaker 3>Bitch, Oh my god, and I forgot about the sandwiches.

0:38:03.760 --> 0:38:07.440
<v Speaker 2>Like, don't be fatsis, you should have a sandwich because

0:38:07.440 --> 0:38:08.319
<v Speaker 2>your boredoi.

0:38:08.000 --> 0:38:13.919
<v Speaker 3>Is exactly exact inside the chim, inside the chim sychconsciously.

0:38:14.880 --> 0:38:19.280
<v Speaker 2>Trying to do the lingo thing for me that's inside

0:38:19.360 --> 0:38:22.800
<v Speaker 2>the chick. And when somebody's being like a little mistakes.

0:38:22.400 --> 0:38:24.400
<v Speaker 3>I bet y'all feel so left out right now, Like

0:38:24.480 --> 0:38:25.640
<v Speaker 3>these are all of our insides.

0:38:26.840 --> 0:38:30.719
<v Speaker 2>Don't all of those come from Josiah?

0:38:31.480 --> 0:38:32.880
<v Speaker 3>Most of them? Most of them.

0:38:33.600 --> 0:38:36.040
<v Speaker 2>The chim is just you fucking up while you were speaking.

0:38:36.320 --> 0:38:40.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I like have like audible typos like ninety percent

0:38:40.200 --> 0:38:41.600
<v Speaker 3>of the time I'm speaking.

0:38:41.400 --> 0:38:43.520
<v Speaker 2>And he gets so mad when you repeat them.

0:38:43.400 --> 0:38:45.719
<v Speaker 3>Because I'm like, girl, like you knew what the fuck

0:38:45.800 --> 0:38:48.880
<v Speaker 3>I was trying to say, Like, oh my god, you can't.

0:38:48.760 --> 0:38:52.920
<v Speaker 2>Make a like mishap in your vocabulary around because it

0:38:53.000 --> 0:38:54.279
<v Speaker 2>repeat it. You're like, oh, what is that?

0:38:54.400 --> 0:38:54.759
<v Speaker 1>What is that?

0:38:56.520 --> 0:38:58.719
<v Speaker 3>Back to me being the beauty standard, bitch? It is.

0:38:59.200 --> 0:39:02.000
<v Speaker 3>It's a hard fucking life out here. It is a

0:39:02.160 --> 0:39:06.839
<v Speaker 3>hard fucking life. It's Oh, should I do my stand up?

0:39:06.960 --> 0:39:09.360
<v Speaker 3>Because I've been writing stand up? I have like a

0:39:09.440 --> 0:39:13.520
<v Speaker 3>type probably three minutes that I did at a show,

0:39:15.360 --> 0:39:18.839
<v Speaker 3>bracing herself physically. No, it's actually good. It's actually good.

0:39:18.920 --> 0:39:23.680
<v Speaker 3>She's taking a breath to laugh. Okay, this is how

0:39:23.719 --> 0:39:28.000
<v Speaker 3>I open this it. Are you all all right?

0:39:29.120 --> 0:39:29.319
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:39:30.160 --> 0:39:36.160
<v Speaker 3>No, you're all all left? Okay, water be like let

0:39:36.239 --> 0:39:43.600
<v Speaker 3>me be clear, you know, like the Obama rulers be like,

0:39:44.160 --> 0:39:47.800
<v Speaker 3>let me get one thing straight. So do I I

0:39:47.960 --> 0:39:52.839
<v Speaker 3>be like that. I'd be like that too. Hogging dass

0:39:52.960 --> 0:39:55.640
<v Speaker 3>ice cream? Be like, get in my stomach?

0:39:57.000 --> 0:40:00.960
<v Speaker 2>What what was that? I thought it was?

0:40:01.080 --> 0:40:05.239
<v Speaker 3>Okay, No, no yet, Hogging das more like hogging all

0:40:05.400 --> 0:40:06.440
<v Speaker 3>dos ice cream.

0:40:07.880 --> 0:40:08.480
<v Speaker 1>Okay.

0:40:10.560 --> 0:40:13.319
<v Speaker 3>People are so crazy? Okay, yeah, yeah, that's where heats up.

0:40:15.200 --> 0:40:17.880
<v Speaker 3>People are so crazy. Wait, hold on, people are so

0:40:18.080 --> 0:40:20.680
<v Speaker 3>crazy nowadays they will pee in a bottle and put

0:40:20.719 --> 0:40:23.359
<v Speaker 3>it under their bed. What am I the only one

0:40:23.400 --> 0:40:33.000
<v Speaker 3>who does that? Wait, so how do cameras work. I'm

0:40:33.080 --> 0:40:36.400
<v Speaker 3>actually confused because every time Enya and Kai step in

0:40:36.440 --> 0:40:40.640
<v Speaker 3>front of it, it breaks. That's why we keep them

0:40:40.719 --> 0:40:44.640
<v Speaker 3>off camera, everybody, because the cameras break thousands of dollars

0:40:44.719 --> 0:40:49.680
<v Speaker 3>in damage. My rugs in the living room have started

0:40:49.719 --> 0:40:55.480
<v Speaker 3>to stink. I knew I shouldn't have let my dog inside.

0:40:56.080 --> 0:40:57.799
<v Speaker 3>And yeah, you're sleeping outside again.

0:41:01.560 --> 0:41:07.040
<v Speaker 1>Imagine Drew doing this on kill Tony. Maybe that's all

0:41:07.160 --> 0:41:10.640
<v Speaker 1>fucks Drew and KINI jokes on kill Tony.

0:41:12.640 --> 0:41:14.799
<v Speaker 3>I cooked, y'all, Yeah you did? I mean it makes

0:41:15.880 --> 0:41:16.919
<v Speaker 3>what's your favorite part?

0:41:17.120 --> 0:41:17.239
<v Speaker 4>Uh?

0:41:17.640 --> 0:41:20.279
<v Speaker 2>You doing a two hoggin'dalls jokes in a round?

0:41:20.320 --> 0:41:23.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah? See y'all think y'all think y'all got me? Why

0:41:23.160 --> 0:41:25.600
<v Speaker 3>I see? I keep seeing that in the reflection. I'm

0:41:25.800 --> 0:41:26.600
<v Speaker 3>so curious what it is?

0:41:28.320 --> 0:41:31.480
<v Speaker 2>What you are crazy? First?

0:41:32.280 --> 0:41:33.279
<v Speaker 3>No, see what the fuck?

0:41:33.440 --> 0:41:34.440
<v Speaker 1>Like the thing is?

0:41:34.520 --> 0:41:37.399
<v Speaker 2>See what the fuck? Also? Wait, last night Ryan came

0:41:37.480 --> 0:41:40.080
<v Speaker 2>over and Drew was sitting with us for like three minutes,

0:41:40.080 --> 0:41:41.400
<v Speaker 2>and then me and r I started talking and he

0:41:41.520 --> 0:41:44.080
<v Speaker 2>left and then he came back with a question about himself,

0:41:44.239 --> 0:41:46.160
<v Speaker 2>Like he literally left his room, and I was like,

0:41:46.160 --> 0:41:47.640
<v Speaker 2>where do you go and he's like, I'm painting and

0:41:47.680 --> 0:41:48.920
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh damn, he doesn't want to hang

0:41:48.960 --> 0:41:50.799
<v Speaker 2>out with us. And then me and Ran were like, oh,

0:41:50.880 --> 0:41:52.759
<v Speaker 2>what characters from Sex and the City are we? And

0:41:52.880 --> 0:41:55.360
<v Speaker 2>Drew Rann and He's like, wait, who am I? Who am? I? Like?

0:41:55.440 --> 0:41:55.840
<v Speaker 2>Who am I?

0:41:56.880 --> 0:41:59.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Because I need to know. Sorry, I was like

0:41:59.560 --> 0:42:01.760
<v Speaker 3>baby child, and I didn't get all the fucking attention.

0:42:01.880 --> 0:42:04.000
<v Speaker 3>I got that y'all got no, but y'all liking this

0:42:04.120 --> 0:42:06.120
<v Speaker 3>stand up? How I set y'all up where y'all are like, oh,

0:42:06.200 --> 0:42:08.680
<v Speaker 3>I got him? Like what the fuck does hogging dots

0:42:08.760 --> 0:42:09.880
<v Speaker 3>be on my stomach be?

0:42:10.080 --> 0:42:10.120
<v Speaker 5>Like?

0:42:11.320 --> 0:42:17.279
<v Speaker 3>And then I come back and my hoging more like

0:42:17.400 --> 0:42:23.160
<v Speaker 3>hogging all doss ice cream? Okay, well, I fucking ate.

0:42:24.880 --> 0:42:27.760
<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm going on a strike against going to Drew's

0:42:27.840 --> 0:42:31.240
<v Speaker 2>room at night because his bed sheets started to smell

0:42:32.560 --> 0:42:33.000
<v Speaker 2>like all.

0:42:32.880 --> 0:42:36.680
<v Speaker 3>His food and your room smells like cat piss. Okay, wow,

0:42:38.719 --> 0:42:39.200
<v Speaker 3>that was and.

0:42:40.760 --> 0:42:41.759
<v Speaker 2>That's just my piss.

0:42:42.000 --> 0:42:46.360
<v Speaker 3>That is just no, y'all. It's it's a fucking vibe,

0:42:46.400 --> 0:42:49.080
<v Speaker 3>Like y'all don't get it, like bed food hits differently

0:42:49.680 --> 0:42:50.760
<v Speaker 3>past eleven.

0:42:50.440 --> 0:42:52.840
<v Speaker 2>PM, Like I haven't been to buffeted drew in like

0:42:52.880 --> 0:42:53.479
<v Speaker 2>a few days.

0:42:53.640 --> 0:42:56.000
<v Speaker 3>Actually you haven't. And I was really sad last night

0:42:56.040 --> 0:42:58.640
<v Speaker 3>because you know, the snacks I bought three days ago

0:42:58.680 --> 0:43:01.520
<v Speaker 3>that we've just kind of been like cheaping on for

0:43:01.680 --> 0:43:05.879
<v Speaker 3>the past three days. Wait, y'all, sour gushers so good,

0:43:05.960 --> 0:43:08.279
<v Speaker 3>Please send us sour gus Actually, no, sour gushers are

0:43:08.320 --> 0:43:10.759
<v Speaker 3>fucking gross, Like they're actually so nasty. Do not go

0:43:10.880 --> 0:43:11.480
<v Speaker 3>fucking buy them.

0:43:11.520 --> 0:43:13.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm yeah, actually know because if I go to the

0:43:13.560 --> 0:43:15.319
<v Speaker 2>store and they're not there, I'm actually gonna freak the fun.

0:43:15.239 --> 0:43:16.719
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna have a conniption fit. I feel like they're

0:43:16.760 --> 0:43:17.080
<v Speaker 3>the best.

0:43:17.320 --> 0:43:20.080
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna sell out sour gus we can and really.

0:43:19.960 --> 0:43:22.279
<v Speaker 3>Get some fucking person who's gonna make a TikTok on them,

0:43:22.320 --> 0:43:23.279
<v Speaker 3>and they're going to be fucking sold.

0:43:23.480 --> 0:43:25.440
<v Speaker 2>People have self respect and they're like, I don't need

0:43:25.520 --> 0:43:26.960
<v Speaker 2>to put that in my body.

0:43:27.120 --> 0:43:31.120
<v Speaker 3>No, but sour gushers, y'all, they fucking cooked. But I

0:43:31.320 --> 0:43:34.279
<v Speaker 3>accidentally threw away like six of them last night, and

0:43:34.400 --> 0:43:35.279
<v Speaker 3>I was gonna eat them.

0:43:35.400 --> 0:43:36.799
<v Speaker 2>Those are a hot commodity in the house.

0:43:36.880 --> 0:43:39.680
<v Speaker 3>I know, they're very rare, They're very you guys still

0:43:39.719 --> 0:43:44.840
<v Speaker 3>have that sour fruit stuff fruit ryot right, Yeah, that

0:43:44.960 --> 0:43:47.239
<v Speaker 3>I like so much Kai, y'all, this is like the

0:43:47.320 --> 0:43:50.240
<v Speaker 3>craziest thing Kai has ever done. Like never in Kay's

0:43:50.280 --> 0:43:51.759
<v Speaker 3>life has he been like I just I'm gonna come

0:43:51.800 --> 0:43:53.759
<v Speaker 3>over and chill and we're like, yeah, come over. Kai

0:43:53.880 --> 0:43:56.080
<v Speaker 3>came over and chilled for five minutes and then was

0:43:56.160 --> 0:43:59.839
<v Speaker 3>like so like what about like do you have any

0:43:59.840 --> 0:44:01.960
<v Speaker 3>more of that like sour fruit stuff?

0:44:02.040 --> 0:44:04.319
<v Speaker 2>And we were like, that's why he wants to come

0:44:04.360 --> 0:44:05.520
<v Speaker 2>over and he comes over.

0:44:05.480 --> 0:44:08.160
<v Speaker 3>To eat my fucking fruit riot. That's not why.

0:44:08.360 --> 0:44:10.439
<v Speaker 1>That's not the whole reason. Is it a big part

0:44:10.520 --> 0:44:14.840
<v Speaker 1>of why? Yes, honestly fair, But the other part is

0:44:14.880 --> 0:44:16.880
<v Speaker 1>just enjoying life with you guys and spending time with

0:44:16.920 --> 0:44:19.920
<v Speaker 1>you guys. Do I want to get that sweet sour

0:44:20.920 --> 0:44:22.319
<v Speaker 1>pineapple in my fucking gut?

0:44:22.760 --> 0:44:27.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Yes. I literally finally broke Kaya's katosis, though it's

0:44:27.239 --> 0:44:28.759
<v Speaker 3>been like a very big goal of mine.

0:44:28.840 --> 0:44:31.320
<v Speaker 1>It broke it. Yeah, it broke it, but I'm sucking

0:44:31.320 --> 0:44:33.040
<v Speaker 1>it was worth it. I'm back.

0:44:33.280 --> 0:44:36.040
<v Speaker 3>But your jaw is like so snatched really, like you're

0:44:36.080 --> 0:44:42.040
<v Speaker 3>giving like jowls or not jowls jowls? No, No, no, guy,

0:44:43.239 --> 0:44:46.440
<v Speaker 3>that didn't mean that giving gone jowls.

0:44:46.520 --> 0:44:48.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to be an ugly old bitch.

0:44:48.440 --> 0:44:54.320
<v Speaker 3>Like I'm really going to be, and I need to clear. Yeah, no,

0:44:54.440 --> 0:44:56.880
<v Speaker 3>he can cook. We just see it in the healing process. Yea,

0:44:56.920 --> 0:44:59.920
<v Speaker 3>I know, like give it a few exactly no times

0:45:00.000 --> 0:45:02.040
<v Speaker 3>saying you give like gaunt, like you don't have any

0:45:02.080 --> 0:45:04.960
<v Speaker 3>bugle fat, Like it's a vibe I'm giving gaunt. Yeah,

0:45:05.560 --> 0:45:06.720
<v Speaker 3>get bugle fat removal.

0:45:07.280 --> 0:45:13.320
<v Speaker 1>Yes, Oh, I gotta take some of this cake and

0:45:13.400 --> 0:45:16.120
<v Speaker 1>put it in my face, or do a reverse take

0:45:16.160 --> 0:45:18.479
<v Speaker 1>the cake from my ass and put it in my face.

0:45:19.800 --> 0:45:21.080
<v Speaker 1>Take the cake from my ass.

0:45:21.400 --> 0:45:23.480
<v Speaker 3>Small asses are going to be back in very soon,

0:45:23.960 --> 0:45:26.160
<v Speaker 3>all of you little ass bitches out there, just like

0:45:26.440 --> 0:45:26.920
<v Speaker 3>your day is.

0:45:27.440 --> 0:45:29.920
<v Speaker 1>Also, I'm tired of I'm tired of my bubble butt

0:45:29.960 --> 0:45:31.719
<v Speaker 1>erasure that you guys are always.

0:45:36.360 --> 0:45:39.359
<v Speaker 3>No pick that up.

0:45:39.400 --> 0:45:42.080
<v Speaker 2>Stop playing with me. Oh wow, that was.

0:45:42.080 --> 0:45:46.000
<v Speaker 3>Actually mynder though, Like I keep hearing the grinder like

0:45:46.080 --> 0:45:47.600
<v Speaker 3>people are like talking about it all the time.

0:45:47.680 --> 0:45:50.160
<v Speaker 2>No, I mean I never mentioned that to you. What

0:45:50.400 --> 0:45:52.440
<v Speaker 2>is that you tell us? Oh, you must be the

0:45:52.480 --> 0:45:55.160
<v Speaker 2>grinder expert. I've actually never downloaded.

0:45:54.719 --> 0:45:56.920
<v Speaker 3>Grinderly, I'm actually like so confused.

0:45:57.000 --> 0:45:59.520
<v Speaker 1>Give me your phone us end in the episode all

0:45:59.640 --> 0:46:06.800
<v Speaker 1>by wing gum and destroying. But what is Grinder actually

0:46:07.400 --> 0:46:10.399
<v Speaker 1>and what is Sniffy's And what's the difference between both

0:46:10.400 --> 0:46:12.560
<v Speaker 1>of those and which one's better?

0:46:14.120 --> 0:46:15.080
<v Speaker 3>I genuinely don't.

0:46:16.760 --> 0:46:17.560
<v Speaker 1>We've talked about this.

0:46:21.560 --> 0:46:26.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't know who doesn't know I Grinder, So don't

0:46:26.200 --> 0:46:26.719
<v Speaker 2>funk with us.

0:46:27.160 --> 0:46:30.759
<v Speaker 3>No, we literally do. We were like a podcast.

0:46:30.719 --> 0:46:33.760
<v Speaker 2>Social media like managers and is literally a Grinder.

0:46:33.920 --> 0:46:36.439
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. We we were like voted as like the first

0:46:36.520 --> 0:46:38.920
<v Speaker 3>year we were doing the podcast, we were like second

0:46:39.880 --> 0:46:44.959
<v Speaker 3>runner up in voting for best gay Podcast. I was like, bitch,

0:46:45.040 --> 0:46:48.000
<v Speaker 3>fuck y'all, Like that is literally not meet I'm gonna

0:46:48.000 --> 0:46:48.960
<v Speaker 3>start releasing I.

0:46:48.960 --> 0:46:51.320
<v Speaker 2>Still have my proof of diagnosis by my doctors of

0:46:51.400 --> 0:46:55.399
<v Speaker 2>being straight. So oh nice, you know that you could

0:46:55.400 --> 0:46:55.759
<v Speaker 2>test for that.

0:46:55.880 --> 0:46:59.600
<v Speaker 1>Now I gotta go in. I gotta test. I gotta

0:46:59.640 --> 0:47:02.759
<v Speaker 1>get No, you literally do get an updated registration.

0:47:02.880 --> 0:47:04.000
<v Speaker 3>I actually do.

0:47:05.000 --> 0:47:06.920
<v Speaker 2>They ask for all your symptoms. It's like when you

0:47:07.000 --> 0:47:09.200
<v Speaker 2>get tested for ADHD. They give you a little test

0:47:09.280 --> 0:47:10.920
<v Speaker 2>and they ask your symptoms and stuff.

0:47:11.000 --> 0:47:13.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, did I tell you all about I don't think

0:47:13.920 --> 0:47:16.640
<v Speaker 3>I told them about how I almost got his beestis

0:47:17.200 --> 0:47:19.240
<v Speaker 3>like I probably do have a beestis in my lungs.

0:47:19.960 --> 0:47:23.120
<v Speaker 2>Why do you think that I don't know that. You

0:47:23.200 --> 0:47:24.960
<v Speaker 2>always think you got bitch. I can tell you what

0:47:25.040 --> 0:47:27.120
<v Speaker 2>you have in your lungs, but you're not gonna like it.

0:47:27.760 --> 0:47:28.239
<v Speaker 3>Don't do it.

0:47:28.440 --> 0:47:30.160
<v Speaker 2>Let's come, you have.

0:47:30.200 --> 0:47:34.200
<v Speaker 1>Come in your lungs? How was that even possible? You

0:47:34.200 --> 0:47:37.600
<v Speaker 1>should hit me to get the anger out or the frustration?

0:47:37.840 --> 0:47:45.839
<v Speaker 1>You should hit me? I'm over here, Go ahead, what bitch?

0:47:45.920 --> 0:47:47.120
<v Speaker 2>I don't have shit else to say to you. I

0:47:47.160 --> 0:47:49.080
<v Speaker 2>already said what I had to say. You want me

0:47:49.120 --> 0:47:49.520
<v Speaker 2>to repeat it?

0:47:49.560 --> 0:47:51.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, you're actually fighting? This is crazy.

0:47:51.520 --> 0:47:52.200
<v Speaker 2>I don't give a fuck.

0:47:52.560 --> 0:47:53.719
<v Speaker 1>Is it over? As the podcast? Over?

0:47:53.800 --> 0:47:54.000
<v Speaker 3>Hit me?

0:47:54.960 --> 0:47:55.120
<v Speaker 4>Oh?

0:47:56.160 --> 0:47:57.920
<v Speaker 2>Me and Drew haven't fought in a while. What's the

0:47:58.000 --> 0:47:59.960
<v Speaker 2>last time we fought? Don't fucking play with me, bitch?

0:48:08.080 --> 0:48:12.240
<v Speaker 3>Guys, No, I got a toy? I found out.

0:48:14.040 --> 0:48:18.400
<v Speaker 2>Whoa you got toy? It was a plan about their

0:48:18.560 --> 0:48:25.560
<v Speaker 2>sex shop. Like we all do need to go to

0:48:25.640 --> 0:48:26.480
<v Speaker 2>a live screening of.

0:48:26.600 --> 0:48:33.080
<v Speaker 1>SNL and be like, oh yeah, going to s n

0:48:33.200 --> 0:48:36.800
<v Speaker 1>L and like like super late, like once all the

0:48:36.880 --> 0:48:38.480
<v Speaker 1>laughter tapers off, Haven't.

0:48:41.719 --> 0:48:46.759
<v Speaker 3>I got the CSI toy? Growing up?

0:48:48.160 --> 0:48:48.319
<v Speaker 4>Wait?

0:48:48.400 --> 0:48:50.319
<v Speaker 3>I think you have spoken about this, not on the pod?

0:48:50.400 --> 0:48:51.560
<v Speaker 1>Though mm hmm.

0:48:52.080 --> 0:48:55.320
<v Speaker 3>But I got a CSI kid growing up, and it

0:48:55.400 --> 0:48:57.120
<v Speaker 3>was a really fun toy. It was like my favorite

0:48:57.440 --> 0:48:59.200
<v Speaker 3>toy and I was very precious with it. I would

0:48:59.280 --> 0:49:02.360
<v Speaker 3>not let anybody else touch it. It was like my

0:49:02.480 --> 0:49:04.960
<v Speaker 3>favorite fucking toy. And I literally used it every day

0:49:05.040 --> 0:49:06.480
<v Speaker 3>for like six months, me about my.

0:49:06.480 --> 0:49:10.520
<v Speaker 2>Wing bot, my favorite fucking toys every day for six months.

0:49:14.400 --> 0:49:17.000
<v Speaker 3>Girls should not the plastics be up on that whole

0:49:17.560 --> 0:49:23.360
<v Speaker 3>Girls should not pleasure. That's what I'm here for. I

0:49:23.560 --> 0:49:24.919
<v Speaker 3>should be your wing bot.

0:49:25.960 --> 0:49:28.080
<v Speaker 2>You are when it dies, when I lose the charger.

0:49:28.440 --> 0:49:32.399
<v Speaker 3>Oh, let me hear so I bought this, YESI toy.

0:49:32.640 --> 0:49:34.840
<v Speaker 3>Why are y'all laughing at me? Like, let me finish

0:49:34.920 --> 0:49:36.040
<v Speaker 3>this goddamn story.

0:49:35.840 --> 0:49:38.040
<v Speaker 1>Dude, you're funny and sexy? Continue?

0:49:39.000 --> 0:49:40.040
<v Speaker 3>How much was it continue?

0:49:40.080 --> 0:49:40.360
<v Speaker 2>After that?

0:49:41.920 --> 0:49:44.919
<v Speaker 3>Because actually, that is a fucking problem. No, Why haven't

0:49:44.920 --> 0:49:47.000
<v Speaker 3>we I can't finish a fucking no, no, no, I

0:49:47.120 --> 0:49:50.360
<v Speaker 3>can't finish a fucking story without being objectified. And that's

0:49:50.480 --> 0:49:53.719
<v Speaker 3>the problem with being beautiful. That is the difficulty with

0:49:53.800 --> 0:49:55.480
<v Speaker 3>being beautiful, because.

0:49:55.360 --> 0:50:02.320
<v Speaker 2>Beautiful, beautiful. I hadn't been objectified enough lately. Like we

0:50:02.440 --> 0:50:03.480
<v Speaker 2>need to talk about that, Like.

0:50:05.400 --> 0:50:05.719
<v Speaker 4>That's that.

0:50:07.200 --> 0:50:08.759
<v Speaker 2>Doesn't say it might be on.

0:50:08.840 --> 0:50:11.680
<v Speaker 3>My part, like I'm not doing a good You want

0:50:11.719 --> 0:50:13.640
<v Speaker 3>to be objectified and we want to be perved on

0:50:13.800 --> 0:50:15.120
<v Speaker 3>like we need actally, Yeah, I want.

0:50:14.960 --> 0:50:17.239
<v Speaker 2>To be objectified, but like not by men like ill,

0:50:17.760 --> 0:50:21.000
<v Speaker 2>but girls just like girls aren't as pervy. But I

0:50:21.040 --> 0:50:21.719
<v Speaker 2>can respect that.

0:50:21.960 --> 0:50:22.319
<v Speaker 1>Mm hm.

0:50:23.880 --> 0:50:26.960
<v Speaker 3>But about this c SI toy use it all the time,

0:50:28.080 --> 0:50:30.600
<v Speaker 3>and then it came out like years later, Like I mean,

0:50:30.640 --> 0:50:33.160
<v Speaker 3>I use it every day, and my favorite part was

0:50:33.320 --> 0:50:36.560
<v Speaker 3>doing the fingerprint, like you put your fingerprint on something

0:50:36.600 --> 0:50:38.960
<v Speaker 3>and dust it off. Well it turns out that like

0:50:39.239 --> 0:50:42.440
<v Speaker 3>basically the fucking fingerprint dust was straight up as bestos

0:50:42.760 --> 0:50:44.480
<v Speaker 3>and I would just like dust it off and breathe

0:50:44.480 --> 0:50:46.400
<v Speaker 3>it in for And I did that like every day

0:50:46.440 --> 0:50:50.360
<v Speaker 3>for like six months. So y'all, y'all know what monthing is?

0:50:50.920 --> 0:50:51.400
<v Speaker 1>What is that?

0:50:52.520 --> 0:50:54.799
<v Speaker 3>It's me and Kai. We go and do it all

0:50:54.840 --> 0:50:58.080
<v Speaker 3>the weekends, all the week when when me and Kai

0:50:58.200 --> 0:51:01.160
<v Speaker 3>go out just nowhere fucking months and and Kai was

0:51:01.200 --> 0:51:03.240
<v Speaker 3>the one that introduced me to it, which is I think.

0:51:03.560 --> 0:51:05.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't even know what he's talking about. I'm sweating

0:51:06.120 --> 0:51:08.640
<v Speaker 1>and now you now does it mean? Please tell me

0:51:08.880 --> 0:51:09.239
<v Speaker 1>what is that?

0:51:09.480 --> 0:51:11.920
<v Speaker 3>I'm not I'm not gonna be the one that fucking

0:51:11.960 --> 0:51:13.800
<v Speaker 3>says it because Kai is the one that put me on.

0:51:14.080 --> 0:51:16.600
<v Speaker 1>What did I do? Let me look this ship up.

0:51:17.640 --> 0:51:19.640
<v Speaker 2>The last thing in my safari was something I want

0:51:19.640 --> 0:51:20.960
<v Speaker 2>to get for Drew by the way, just to like

0:51:21.080 --> 0:51:23.880
<v Speaker 2>let everybody know I'm a good friend. Find it up,

0:51:24.719 --> 0:51:25.600
<v Speaker 2>pus corpse.

0:51:27.000 --> 0:51:30.040
<v Speaker 1>You're saying, we find a decomposed you.

0:51:30.000 --> 0:51:33.040
<v Speaker 3>Don't have to finish that. I have to finish that.

0:51:33.200 --> 0:51:34.520
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, we do that all the time.

0:51:34.600 --> 0:51:35.640
<v Speaker 2>Why is there a word for that?

0:51:35.719 --> 0:51:37.680
<v Speaker 1>How many people did the juice?

0:51:37.800 --> 0:51:37.840
<v Speaker 2>No?

0:51:37.880 --> 0:51:40.239
<v Speaker 3>No, no, munt maxing. We've been munt maxing. Oh.

0:51:40.320 --> 0:51:43.239
<v Speaker 2>I saw this kid who was like pheromone maxing. Like

0:51:43.960 --> 0:51:45.960
<v Speaker 2>I ended up on a really weird I ended up

0:51:46.000 --> 0:51:47.800
<v Speaker 2>on like Drew side of TikTok last night where it

0:51:47.880 --> 0:51:50.600
<v Speaker 2>was like the scariest people ever and I didn't know

0:51:50.680 --> 0:51:53.800
<v Speaker 2>what was happening. Like it started on like eternity necklaces,

0:51:53.800 --> 0:51:55.440
<v Speaker 2>which is like a king thing. Like oh, it's like

0:51:55.560 --> 0:51:57.720
<v Speaker 2>somebody is like it's like a sub and dom like situation.

0:51:58.040 --> 0:52:00.680
<v Speaker 3>We do genuinely need to bring back Bandai culture. But

0:52:00.800 --> 0:52:01.520
<v Speaker 3>that's all I'll say.

0:52:01.800 --> 0:52:02.720
<v Speaker 2>Panic culture.

0:52:02.920 --> 0:52:05.400
<v Speaker 3>There are none oh like for like, no.

0:52:07.080 --> 0:52:10.640
<v Speaker 2>No, anyway, and then I found that, and then I

0:52:10.680 --> 0:52:12.080
<v Speaker 2>went on a deep dive of that, and I couldn't

0:52:12.080 --> 0:52:13.879
<v Speaker 2>believe it because there's like a specific kind of person

0:52:13.920 --> 0:52:17.600
<v Speaker 2>who posts about that and I just won't get into

0:52:17.640 --> 0:52:21.759
<v Speaker 2>the details, but it's very specific genre. No. I met

0:52:21.760 --> 0:52:28.880
<v Speaker 2>the eternity eternity necklace very specific. Y'all should hit up

0:52:28.920 --> 0:52:31.680
<v Speaker 2>your family be like, oh, anybody know like eternity necklaces

0:52:31.760 --> 0:52:34.560
<v Speaker 2>because that's like kind of the vibe. It's white people.

0:52:35.040 --> 0:52:36.640
<v Speaker 2>It's a very white thing, and I like went down

0:52:36.680 --> 0:52:37.919
<v Speaker 2>a rabbit hole in it and I was like, Okay,

0:52:38.000 --> 0:52:39.640
<v Speaker 2>this is crazy, and it was freaking me out.

0:52:40.080 --> 0:52:41.360
<v Speaker 3>What eternity maxing is.

0:52:41.600 --> 0:52:45.680
<v Speaker 2>No, not eternity maxing, You're just adding maxing. Eternity necklace

0:52:45.800 --> 0:52:48.040
<v Speaker 2>is like a collar, like a forever collar that like

0:52:48.160 --> 0:52:52.759
<v Speaker 2>somebody wears if they're in like oh yeah, it's like yeah.

0:52:53.880 --> 0:52:55.400
<v Speaker 2>And that was freaking me out because I was like,

0:52:55.440 --> 0:52:57.160
<v Speaker 2>I can't believe people like come on the internet and

0:52:57.360 --> 0:53:02.400
<v Speaker 2>say see he knows. But then I found this kid

0:53:02.440 --> 0:53:04.719
<v Speaker 2>who was pheromone max in question Mark, and it just

0:53:04.800 --> 0:53:07.640
<v Speaker 2>meant he wasn't fucking showering and it was his like

0:53:07.800 --> 0:53:10.600
<v Speaker 2>mom being like, please shower please, please, and then he

0:53:10.719 --> 0:53:12.600
<v Speaker 2>was like, my mom made me shower. And then he

0:53:12.719 --> 0:53:14.680
<v Speaker 2>was like talking about how like one of his friends

0:53:15.280 --> 0:53:17.120
<v Speaker 2>invited him over and he thought he was gonna hang out,

0:53:17.160 --> 0:53:18.319
<v Speaker 2>but like they gave him.

0:53:18.280 --> 0:53:20.520
<v Speaker 3>Like a bucket bash.

0:53:20.719 --> 0:53:23.200
<v Speaker 2>No, they gave him a bucket bath, like they fortunately

0:53:23.600 --> 0:53:26.520
<v Speaker 2>like washed him. And that's just really gross and I'm

0:53:26.520 --> 0:53:27.040
<v Speaker 2>really scared.

0:53:27.880 --> 0:53:30.200
<v Speaker 1>Is there any validity to that though?

0:53:30.680 --> 0:53:30.719
<v Speaker 2>No?

0:53:31.360 --> 0:53:34.759
<v Speaker 1>None? Yeah, Okay, I'm just wondering because sometimes I'll be like,

0:53:35.160 --> 0:53:37.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm always learning about women. I'm always hand blown away

0:53:37.320 --> 0:53:39.360
<v Speaker 1>by women. I'm always being impressed by like what, I

0:53:39.400 --> 0:53:44.880
<v Speaker 1>don't know the multitudes of the female whatever, and I'm

0:53:44.920 --> 0:53:46.480
<v Speaker 1>so I'm just asking questions. I'm just asking.

0:53:46.600 --> 0:53:49.280
<v Speaker 2>No, it's not thing, bitch, you could smell pheromones immediately,

0:53:49.320 --> 0:53:51.680
<v Speaker 2>and some of y'all bitches fucking stink God didn't give

0:53:51.680 --> 0:53:53.440
<v Speaker 2>you the good pheromones. Get the fuck away from me,

0:53:53.600 --> 0:53:57.400
<v Speaker 2>nasty fucking monster. Eh. I hate. I can't stand a

0:53:57.480 --> 0:53:59.799
<v Speaker 2>bitch with nasty pheromones. That shit pisses me off.

0:54:00.600 --> 0:54:04.439
<v Speaker 1>One time, Drew said something really insightful and he said, sometimes.

0:54:04.160 --> 0:54:05.960
<v Speaker 3>One time, you mean like a million, no, a ton of.

0:54:06.000 --> 0:54:09.359
<v Speaker 1>Times, just with a specific time you said, and I'll

0:54:09.400 --> 0:54:12.160
<v Speaker 1>never forget this. I'm actually getting chills just thinking about this.

0:54:12.840 --> 0:54:16.040
<v Speaker 1>But you said, sometimes the prettiest people do the ugliest things,

0:54:16.480 --> 0:54:19.759
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, wow, what the fuck? And the

0:54:19.840 --> 0:54:21.719
<v Speaker 1>way that he had me screaming and.

0:54:22.239 --> 0:54:22.800
<v Speaker 2>This and this.

0:54:23.440 --> 0:54:25.839
<v Speaker 3>The truth will set you free. The truth will set

0:54:25.880 --> 0:54:27.399
<v Speaker 3>you free, but first it'll piss you off.

0:54:29.960 --> 0:54:30.600
<v Speaker 1>Incredible.

0:54:31.440 --> 0:54:35.800
<v Speaker 3>What's another one? When I clicked the equals sign on

0:54:35.880 --> 0:54:37.960
<v Speaker 3>my keyboard because I for a while I had like

0:54:38.000 --> 0:54:40.440
<v Speaker 3>a long bit going where I had, like on an iPhone,

0:54:40.520 --> 0:54:44.040
<v Speaker 3>I had like a text signature the subject yeah. So

0:54:44.160 --> 0:54:46.759
<v Speaker 3>when I do it, it says it's a quote by me,

0:54:47.239 --> 0:54:51.680
<v Speaker 3>be yourself. Everyone else has already taken, and so I would.

0:54:51.440 --> 0:54:52.840
<v Speaker 2>Just click said that's a quote by you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so yeah, I cooked. So if y'all want a

0:55:02.000 --> 0:55:04.719
<v Speaker 3>little goof and a gag and y'all want to yeah,

0:55:04.800 --> 0:55:07.200
<v Speaker 3>y'all get it, y'all get the fucking five. Let's do media, y'all,

0:55:09.640 --> 0:55:10.359
<v Speaker 3>Sex and the City.

0:55:10.840 --> 0:55:11.279
<v Speaker 2>What the fun?

0:55:11.360 --> 0:55:12.480
<v Speaker 3>Why is everybody looking at me?

0:55:13.320 --> 0:55:15.360
<v Speaker 2>Well, because you're about to do your media. We're waiting

0:55:15.880 --> 0:55:16.720
<v Speaker 2>and you were talking.

0:55:18.080 --> 0:55:22.160
<v Speaker 3>I feel really scared right now. I'm really uncomfortable by

0:55:22.239 --> 0:55:22.880
<v Speaker 3>y'all's presence.

0:55:23.719 --> 0:55:26.440
<v Speaker 2>Then go home, call a fucking new Bern, get out

0:55:26.480 --> 0:55:26.680
<v Speaker 2>of here.

0:55:27.719 --> 0:55:28.479
<v Speaker 3>Sex in the City.

0:55:28.600 --> 0:55:31.160
<v Speaker 2>You're not riding back in my car with me, you're getting.

0:55:34.600 --> 0:55:36.160
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna ride kaya all the way home.

0:55:36.320 --> 0:55:38.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's gonna ride this ship out of me.

0:55:38.640 --> 0:55:40.840
<v Speaker 2>Or I'm gonna start banning Drew from being in my

0:55:40.920 --> 0:55:42.640
<v Speaker 2>fucking car because he has a bad habit of getting

0:55:42.640 --> 0:55:44.680
<v Speaker 2>in my car and playing tiktoks next to my ear.

0:55:45.000 --> 0:55:47.920
<v Speaker 2>And it is so infuriating if you get in someone's

0:55:47.960 --> 0:55:53.320
<v Speaker 2>car and you play tiktoks with the volume on burning

0:55:53.440 --> 0:55:54.759
<v Speaker 2>fucking hell. You pissed me off.

0:55:54.800 --> 0:55:56.560
<v Speaker 3>Studying better than.

0:55:56.480 --> 0:55:58.840
<v Speaker 1>What Drew does in my car where he'll get in

0:55:58.880 --> 0:56:01.399
<v Speaker 1>and he'll immediately pulls pantstone and then he'll bear ass

0:56:01.560 --> 0:56:04.200
<v Speaker 1>far into the leather seats, and then he'll tickle me

0:56:04.280 --> 0:56:05.400
<v Speaker 1>until I piss myself.

0:56:07.120 --> 0:56:09.439
<v Speaker 2>Yep, do a scy for to freak out.

0:56:09.880 --> 0:56:14.560
<v Speaker 3>I don't know we're doing media. Oh ummm okay, and

0:56:14.680 --> 0:56:16.920
<v Speaker 3>you'll put me onto Sex in the City. It's all

0:56:17.000 --> 0:56:19.080
<v Speaker 3>we've watched, It's all I've been able to consume. Also,

0:56:19.160 --> 0:56:21.080
<v Speaker 3>oh my god, I had the new season of Young

0:56:21.160 --> 0:56:24.680
<v Speaker 3>Sheldon spoiled for me, and when I saw the fucking video, y'all.

0:56:24.760 --> 0:56:28.320
<v Speaker 3>I started crying, dead serious, I'm dead serious. I started crying.

0:56:28.360 --> 0:56:31.960
<v Speaker 3>Something very dark happens and my favorite character gets fucking

0:56:32.200 --> 0:56:35.480
<v Speaker 3>murked and gets killed and they kill hailed him. No,

0:56:35.719 --> 0:56:38.759
<v Speaker 3>hell no, he goes in Wait somebody dies, yes, and

0:56:38.880 --> 0:56:42.080
<v Speaker 3>he's really sad. Actually it's like literally Nick choked me up.

0:56:42.080 --> 0:56:44.200
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, oh, that's like Papa like stuff.

0:56:44.520 --> 0:56:47.600
<v Speaker 2>That just sucks. Also, Ida has been flopping and all

0:56:47.680 --> 0:56:50.239
<v Speaker 2>of my dms come in a day later, so I

0:56:50.400 --> 0:56:52.759
<v Speaker 2>keep seeming like a piece of shit because I'm just

0:56:52.800 --> 0:56:53.919
<v Speaker 2>not replying to any of my friends.

0:56:54.000 --> 0:56:56.239
<v Speaker 3>But I like literally don't respond to people on IG

0:56:57.120 --> 0:56:59.320
<v Speaker 3>like I have like five people i DM back, but

0:56:59.480 --> 0:57:02.160
<v Speaker 3>like I'm literally like I'm not even on there enough

0:57:03.000 --> 0:57:06.520
<v Speaker 3>man for text. No, literally my phone is so dry.

0:57:07.120 --> 0:57:08.920
<v Speaker 3>Fuck and whose fault is that?

0:57:10.120 --> 0:57:10.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:57:11.280 --> 0:57:13.480
<v Speaker 3>Right, well look, oh wait, this is another quote by me,

0:57:13.760 --> 0:57:15.920
<v Speaker 3>the action, Well, why we'll look at that. It's the

0:57:16.000 --> 0:57:22.200
<v Speaker 3>actions to my consequences, the consequentious. Look at that. It's

0:57:22.240 --> 0:57:23.880
<v Speaker 3>the consequentious to my actions.

0:57:26.400 --> 0:57:29.240
<v Speaker 2>And he's a beautiful, beautiful really quick.

0:57:29.320 --> 0:57:31.800
<v Speaker 1>Drew did say another quote that I'm just now fucking remembering,

0:57:31.880 --> 0:57:34.760
<v Speaker 1>and he said, Karma is a bitch and I was like, WHOA,

0:57:35.120 --> 0:57:36.640
<v Speaker 1>that's fucking crazy, but continue K.

0:57:37.880 --> 0:57:41.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well she stole it, but we're in ongoing litigation,

0:57:43.000 --> 0:57:47.600
<v Speaker 3>but I can't talk about that right now. M Little

0:57:47.680 --> 0:57:54.320
<v Speaker 3>Boy by Death Grips, Alberto balsam afx Twin just some

0:57:54.560 --> 0:57:57.200
<v Speaker 3>random little artists that not a lot of people know about.

0:57:57.360 --> 0:57:58.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, who is the Twins.

0:57:59.400 --> 0:58:03.240
<v Speaker 3>It's like two guys they like DJ together. My favorite

0:58:03.280 --> 0:58:05.040
<v Speaker 3>video of all time is that girl that went to

0:58:05.080 --> 0:58:07.280
<v Speaker 3>Coachella and was like it was such good EDM vibes

0:58:07.320 --> 0:58:09.280
<v Speaker 3>and then we went to that stage and it was

0:58:09.400 --> 0:58:12.040
<v Speaker 3>just like really demonic energy and like babies crying the

0:58:12.040 --> 0:58:17.920
<v Speaker 3>whole time, and she said, Aphex Twins, I'm pretty No,

0:58:18.120 --> 0:58:23.479
<v Speaker 3>I don't know how to say that. I'm not giving

0:58:23.520 --> 0:58:27.600
<v Speaker 3>you all that. Yeah, I've been on a Blank Banshee

0:58:27.680 --> 0:58:31.200
<v Speaker 3>vibe recently, if you know, you know like very oh

0:58:31.280 --> 0:58:38.080
<v Speaker 3>fuck oh fuck very oh. What's that aesthetic called vapor

0:58:38.120 --> 0:58:41.680
<v Speaker 3>way vapor way, very vapor wave coded like Blank Banshie

0:58:41.720 --> 0:58:46.919
<v Speaker 3>goes Crazy, teen pregnancy be Startup Wavestep is a Goat

0:58:47.000 --> 0:58:49.960
<v Speaker 3>song and then Eco Zones They actually put that album

0:58:50.120 --> 0:58:56.200
<v Speaker 3>on Spotify late but great album. But yeah, Blank Banshee,

0:58:56.200 --> 0:58:57.680
<v Speaker 3>tune in, tap the fucking'.

0:58:57.680 --> 0:59:03.040
<v Speaker 2>And that's my media, my media of the we eat

0:59:03.320 --> 0:59:07.560
<v Speaker 2>Eeke is your mama's vagina, your mama stinky pussy in

0:59:07.600 --> 0:59:11.600
<v Speaker 2>my butt, Birds of a Feather, Billie Eilish, Drama, Baby Slash, Malibu,

0:59:11.720 --> 0:59:14.920
<v Speaker 2>Baby Sosa, Chihito. I don't know how to say that,

0:59:15.000 --> 0:59:16.480
<v Speaker 2>and I don't think it's supposed to be said with

0:59:16.520 --> 0:59:17.240
<v Speaker 2>the Stanish.

0:59:17.240 --> 0:59:17.600
<v Speaker 3>The Billy.

0:59:18.200 --> 0:59:19.360
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what it's like.

0:59:19.840 --> 0:59:23.440
<v Speaker 3>Chihiro, I think chi Hero No, I don't know how,

0:59:25.880 --> 0:59:28.600
<v Speaker 3>but you've been tuned. Tap the fuck into that album.

0:59:28.840 --> 0:59:31.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that album's got me. That one and lunch. Those

0:59:32.000 --> 0:59:33.760
<v Speaker 2>three songs from that album are really good.

0:59:33.880 --> 0:59:35.959
<v Speaker 3>Oh it's the Yeah, it is Japanese. It's the Little

0:59:36.000 --> 0:59:36.800
<v Speaker 3>Girl from.

0:59:36.800 --> 0:59:41.240
<v Speaker 2>The Little Girl from Spirit Away, from Spirited Away, Spirit.

0:59:41.000 --> 0:59:41.919
<v Speaker 1>Away to Ziro.

0:59:43.960 --> 0:59:47.480
<v Speaker 2>And that's like, honestly it because I've just hit a

0:59:47.520 --> 0:59:50.320
<v Speaker 2>phase where I'm like, Okay, maybe listening to the saddest

0:59:50.360 --> 0:59:53.960
<v Speaker 2>folks song anybody's ever heard is only gonna make me sadder.

0:59:54.280 --> 0:59:56.280
<v Speaker 2>So I need something that's gonna make me happy. I

0:59:56.360 --> 0:59:57.200
<v Speaker 2>just want to be happy.

0:59:59.640 --> 1:00:03.280
<v Speaker 3>It's not really working, but Wompom.

1:00:05.600 --> 1:00:07.360
<v Speaker 2>And Sex and the City. That's all I've been watching.

1:00:07.400 --> 1:00:10.600
<v Speaker 2>I Love Sex and the City. You didn't like Aiden?

1:00:11.200 --> 1:00:14.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I don't like Aiden, and I don't like

1:00:14.440 --> 1:00:18.480
<v Speaker 1>Aiden is perfect. I think you're the show. How are

1:00:18.520 --> 1:00:19.000
<v Speaker 1>you in the show?

1:00:19.240 --> 1:00:20.520
<v Speaker 2>We just started season four?

1:00:21.400 --> 1:00:22.800
<v Speaker 1>Given another season, we'll see.

1:00:22.880 --> 1:00:25.000
<v Speaker 2>Even if he sucks up, I'm like he was perfect,

1:00:25.040 --> 1:00:26.760
<v Speaker 2>And if he sucks up, look at it is the

1:00:26.880 --> 1:00:28.320
<v Speaker 2>actions of my own consequences.

1:00:28.480 --> 1:00:32.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't even have a real reason that Harry am

1:00:32.440 --> 1:00:33.720
<v Speaker 1>I sexually intimidated by him?

1:00:33.760 --> 1:00:38.560
<v Speaker 3>Yes, but that's literally Dalton, there's it literally.

1:00:38.520 --> 1:00:44.000
<v Speaker 1>Is okay, there's something about like an artisanal guy who's

1:00:44.080 --> 1:00:45.680
<v Speaker 1>like a venit who lives in venison.

1:00:45.960 --> 1:00:48.720
<v Speaker 3>I can't say that about people. Kay, it's twenty twenty four. No,

1:00:49.080 --> 1:00:51.520
<v Speaker 3>I said artis and stop saying that.

1:00:51.720 --> 1:00:52.400
<v Speaker 2>I know it's weird.

1:00:52.480 --> 1:00:53.080
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god.

1:00:54.120 --> 1:00:58.040
<v Speaker 1>Look Aiden sexy, but I don't like him, and I

1:00:58.160 --> 1:01:00.840
<v Speaker 1>do like mister Big for Carrie, I do you do?

1:01:01.560 --> 1:01:03.600
<v Speaker 1>I do I think that I think that that is

1:01:03.760 --> 1:01:06.560
<v Speaker 1>the who. I think that's who she should be with

1:01:06.840 --> 1:01:07.400
<v Speaker 1>that person.

1:01:07.760 --> 1:01:09.720
<v Speaker 2>I guess they're both like messy boots.

1:01:09.920 --> 1:01:10.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

1:01:11.600 --> 1:01:13.280
<v Speaker 3>As much as I don't like, I fucking hate when

1:01:13.320 --> 1:01:15.919
<v Speaker 3>Big comes around. I fucking hate when Big comes really

1:01:16.080 --> 1:01:19.040
<v Speaker 3>every time, but I did. I did like their little

1:01:19.120 --> 1:01:21.320
<v Speaker 3>moment on her birthday when she got an a limo

1:01:21.440 --> 1:01:23.640
<v Speaker 3>with him. Yeah, and then she asked cute. Yeah. When

1:01:23.640 --> 1:01:25.760
<v Speaker 3>she got out, I was like, goad, good for you, Carrie, Like,

1:01:25.800 --> 1:01:29.720
<v Speaker 3>get the fuck out of that car. But that was

1:01:29.800 --> 1:01:32.080
<v Speaker 3>the conversation when I walked in and I was like,

1:01:32.160 --> 1:01:33.439
<v Speaker 3>who am I from Sex and the City?

1:01:34.040 --> 1:01:35.560
<v Speaker 1>Who are you? I don't know.

1:01:36.200 --> 1:01:39.560
<v Speaker 2>We decided he was like a bit of Miranda and Charlotte.

1:01:39.640 --> 1:01:40.800
<v Speaker 3>I used to be Samantha.

1:01:41.200 --> 1:01:42.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you used to be Samantha and I you're a

1:01:42.760 --> 1:01:47.360
<v Speaker 2>bit of Charlotte and Miranda. I used to be Charlotte

1:01:47.360 --> 1:01:50.560
<v Speaker 2>as fuck. And then I became I feel like I

1:01:50.680 --> 1:01:52.000
<v Speaker 2>used to be Charlotte Miranda.

1:01:52.720 --> 1:01:57.880
<v Speaker 3>Now I'm Oryan said Carrie. But for me, oh yeah yeah,

1:01:57.960 --> 1:01:59.439
<v Speaker 3>she said Miranda's son Carrie.

1:01:59.560 --> 1:02:06.240
<v Speaker 1>Well, Kai Sha, who those are girls? Reference just be like, oh,

1:02:06.240 --> 1:02:08.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure anyway, I feel like you're.

1:02:11.760 --> 1:02:18.000
<v Speaker 3>The chickens outside of her window talking okay, and and

1:02:18.160 --> 1:02:18.640
<v Speaker 3>who else?

1:02:20.080 --> 1:02:21.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh you're Steve as fuck?

1:02:22.360 --> 1:02:24.840
<v Speaker 3>No, No, your Trey.

1:02:26.280 --> 1:02:28.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm Harry. I'm Harry. Have you met Harry yet?

1:02:28.720 --> 1:02:28.760
<v Speaker 3>No?

1:02:29.160 --> 1:02:29.200
<v Speaker 1>No?

1:02:30.080 --> 1:02:33.120
<v Speaker 3>No, kay, I guess you're no. No, no, you're I

1:02:33.200 --> 1:02:34.800
<v Speaker 3>feel like you give the same vibe as me, like

1:02:35.040 --> 1:02:37.520
<v Speaker 3>Charlotte Miranda vibes. I agree with that.

1:02:38.040 --> 1:02:42.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm a little neurotic. I wanted to add to the

1:02:42.280 --> 1:02:45.760
<v Speaker 1>media just because I saw Phoenix lively and it was

1:02:45.840 --> 1:02:50.000
<v Speaker 1>good as when like a couple of days ago. Well,

1:02:50.040 --> 1:02:54.480
<v Speaker 1>thank you for the invite, dude. I'm ignoring that and

1:02:54.560 --> 1:02:57.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm just going to continue to enjoy this moment. But

1:02:57.280 --> 1:02:58.560
<v Speaker 1>that ship was so fucking good.

1:02:59.360 --> 1:02:59.600
<v Speaker 3>Damn.

1:02:59.640 --> 1:03:01.919
<v Speaker 1>If anybody gets an opportunity to watch Phoenix, I would

1:03:01.960 --> 1:03:03.800
<v Speaker 1>recommend it. It's super good.

1:03:03.920 --> 1:03:05.760
<v Speaker 3>Well, shit, I had to funk in. And what about

1:03:05.800 --> 1:03:07.880
<v Speaker 3>gay porn? I've been watching a lot of it.

1:03:08.000 --> 1:03:11.240
<v Speaker 1>I said that one maybe three times, and I still

1:03:11.280 --> 1:03:13.120
<v Speaker 1>get punished for it. I like to have a little

1:03:13.120 --> 1:03:14.200
<v Speaker 1>bit of fun on the podcast.

1:03:15.560 --> 1:03:29.200
<v Speaker 3>Okay, juus sad Now speed that up to two times

1:03:29.200 --> 1:03:33.720
<v Speaker 3>speed and it sounds good. Some of y'all's AirPods be

1:03:33.800 --> 1:03:36.040
<v Speaker 3>looking like they was in y'all's ass, not y'all's ears.

1:03:42.520 --> 1:03:45.040
<v Speaker 3>Me and this bitch got high and she has no

1:03:45.160 --> 1:03:47.160
<v Speaker 3>food in her house, so now I'm eating a bag

1:03:47.200 --> 1:03:48.680
<v Speaker 3>of cough drops. I hate it. Here.

1:03:50.120 --> 1:03:52.280
<v Speaker 2>That was me last night. I was so hungry I

1:03:52.360 --> 1:03:55.000
<v Speaker 2>wanted to sneak into your room for talkies so bad, and.

1:03:55.080 --> 1:03:56.880
<v Speaker 3>I hate them all. I ate a whole bag of

1:03:56.960 --> 1:04:03.480
<v Speaker 3>toxie talkie stick txies, talk Toxicut lat Toxico Toxicut. Ugly bitches.

1:04:03.520 --> 1:04:05.800
<v Speaker 3>Be like my I don't know how soon is gonna hit.

1:04:06.000 --> 1:04:09.120
<v Speaker 3>Ugly bitches, Be like my, man, gotta be six to bitch.

1:04:09.400 --> 1:04:12.640
<v Speaker 3>You make me sick to my stomach? Six two to

1:04:12.720 --> 1:04:13.240
<v Speaker 3>my stomach.

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<v Speaker 2>That's good.

1:04:15.360 --> 1:04:19.640
<v Speaker 3>It's chill, chill, that's all I got. Do you hear

1:04:19.720 --> 1:04:20.880
<v Speaker 3>that your stomach?

1:04:21.680 --> 1:04:21.840
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

1:04:21.880 --> 1:04:25.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty hungry. All right, Well, thank you guys so

1:04:25.680 --> 1:04:28.520
<v Speaker 2>much for watching. If you're lucky, we'll be back.

1:04:28.480 --> 1:04:32.720
<v Speaker 3>Next week if we make it. If we make it, oh,

1:04:32.760 --> 1:04:34.360
<v Speaker 3>i've shot that camera. Can we make it?

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<v Speaker 2>Three