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Speaker 2: I don't know how much many more years that chair

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Speaker 3: That's basically if we grinded it down, people would be

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Speaker 2: No, don't, don't even bring it up because I'm going

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Speaker 2: Well, you would like to lose your job if you

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Speaker 3: But yeah, that's the sea. That's the fucking sea, y'all,

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Speaker 2: Wait, figure out everybody everybody's everything. I always watch parents

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Speaker 2: So your parents weren't feeding you dinner and giving you beer.

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Speaker 3: I was smoking Smarties in class.

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Speaker 1: It's awesome.

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Speaker 3: It really stopped. It stops the crying. It stops the

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Speaker 3: Wait, but but did y'all have finn for yourself dinner?

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Speaker 2: I never had that.

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Speaker 1: It is a white thing.

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Speaker 3: The caucasiity of it all? No?

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Speaker 1: Literally, Well, I remember what I My go to meal

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Speaker 3: M a butter sugar roll up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, a butter sugar roll and you put cinnamon in it.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, this is dinner.

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Speaker 3: I guess it was so good. And then also, did

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Speaker 3: and it like crisps up and it becomes like so fucking.

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Speaker 2: That actually does sound really yummy? Well I would.

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Speaker 3: I think my mom made it for you one time

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Speaker 3: because I was like, I was like, you have to

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Speaker 2: It is yummy. I will. I used to take refried

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Speaker 2: I've had that good shit now.

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Speaker 3: I know. No, it was like, well, I like refried

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Speaker 3: like wrapped in a tortilla. Actually, that is unfair to

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Speaker 3: my parents. My parents were good parents. They cooked, they

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Speaker 3: would it out, they did their thing. But the refried bean.

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Speaker 2: Burritos ten plus years, they can't be prosecuted for.

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Speaker 3: I know, I know, their crimes against humanity.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well I didn't have that because my parents made

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Speaker 2: sure I ate, and I've always been eating sis.

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Speaker 3: Sure we can tell.

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Speaker 2: We know, No, I didn't. But I feel like there

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Speaker 3: Am I giving jawline? Right now?

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Speaker 2: You're eating John dis On.

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Speaker 1: Ironically, you guys both look good as fuck. Thank you, seriously,

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Speaker 1: Kai you do too. I'm shrouded in darkness. You can't

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Speaker 3: You looks good, really low inking.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, wait, look at me, because your eyes

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Speaker 2: are shining bright, like are they It looks like you've

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Speaker 3: That's just Kauy's aura.

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Speaker 1: You guys are gas that you mean?

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Speaker 2: No, you look cute? Also, Oh well.

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Speaker 1: I look way better than I thought. What the hell?

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Speaker 3: Okay, me and you, I've been thinking and it feels

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Speaker 3: like our life is yeah, pointless exactly. It feels like

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Speaker 3: like the reason why we been feeling this way is

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Speaker 3: because we have not been going to sex shops to

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Speaker 2: That's where you get to be real, Like, that's where

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Speaker 2: you get to be you.

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Speaker 3: Get to laugh, you get to have fun, Like we

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Speaker 2: I wanted to bring a baby bong to the sex shop.

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Speaker 2: Oh you don't know baby bong unless you saw me

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Speaker 2: post it. Wait, I'll show you baby bong. Oh I

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Speaker 2: missed him already. I forgot to bring him. He's at home.

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Speaker 3: We like picked this thing up and then like, literally,

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Speaker 3: what shifted? That's a real shifted everything?

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Speaker 1: Is it? Baby Yoda?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: It's baby Yoda with a bong in his belly and

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Speaker 2: I love Disney's gonna come after us and take us down. Well, no,

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Speaker 2: he has to go to the We were asking. We

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Speaker 2: were like who made this? Like the guy who runs

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Speaker 2: a sex shop or the smoke shop. We were like

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Speaker 2: who made this? Like where did you get this? And

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Speaker 2: he was like, I don't know. The wholesalers just sell

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Speaker 2: me stuff like that and they tell me it's gonna sell,

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Speaker 2: so I buy it. And then he was like, apparently

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Speaker 2: they're fucking like a wholesaler for smoke shoping.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, oh my god.

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Speaker 3: They're selling holes. Is that what you were going to say?

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Speaker 1: That was the joke?

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Speaker 4: Yep, Oh my god, I was gonna dap you up, Zach.

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Speaker 1: Did you hear that? Moan?

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Speaker 3: I heard it? Did you get Yeah? But I feel

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Speaker 2: It is so fun, Like you got to just like

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Speaker 2: browse around and it's like it's fun windows shopping with

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Speaker 3: I don't give up like sex is funny. It's no,

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Speaker 3: it's the funniest thing ever.

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Speaker 2: Like every time we're in there, we're like giggling. I

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Speaker 2: feel like some people look at us and they're like

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Speaker 2: so disrespectful by my girl. It's not that fucking deep.

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Speaker 2: Like we're in Amazon Dot Calm the store right now,

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Speaker 2: Like it's literally not that deep. Also, it's so funny.

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Speaker 2: Everything in there is plastic. Like we don't talk enough

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Speaker 2: about how many sex toys are going to be left open.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, they're going to be a red I'm

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Speaker 3: always like, oh, like what is like like in a

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Speaker 3: thousand years, like what's going to survive and outlive us?

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Speaker 3: And it's gonna be those fucking like rose toys like

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Speaker 1: They have to make dildos out of those straws that

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Speaker 1: are made out of like bamboo, they do, they should, but.

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Speaker 2: Maybe like a bamboo toothbrush, but it's a dildo.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Like no, nope, no, horribly. You're not listening with

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Speaker 2: And it just got so it should we go to

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Speaker 3: I think so we should go key at one later today.

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Speaker 3: But that brings me to my next topic. Oh fuck,

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Speaker 3: what was it? It was so good. It was such

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Speaker 3: a good transition. Bro, Oh my fucking god. Oh it's

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Speaker 3: But you mentioned earlier about seeing someone on TikTok live. Well,

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Speaker 3: I was watching a live or screen recording of someone

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Speaker 3: it was like a live where you like send DM

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Speaker 3: them a number and they prank call them for you,

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Speaker 3: and they're like good at prank calling. Well, I saw

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Speaker 3: someone it's ending, it's happening. The big thing came. Literally,

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Speaker 3: I saw a screen recording of someone submitting the shariff

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Speaker 3: were like, dude, they actually give a number, They actually

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Speaker 3: like were calling and then had the shareff. They were

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Speaker 3: freaked the fuck out immediately because they prank called a

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Speaker 2: What even happened? Next? Do they follow up? I feel

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Speaker 3: Probably, but it wasn't like nine to one one. It

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Speaker 1: Nobody noticed. Drew just flipped me off for no reason.

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Speaker 2: Well you heard it. You think hard enough about the

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Speaker 2: things you've done, you probably deserve it. Well, I saw

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Speaker 2: this video that was making me cry, fucking laugh. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I can't show you, So you're just got to use

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Speaker 2: for You're gonna open you have a president? Okay, bitch,

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Speaker 2: who the fuck is calling me? Scam as number? Open?

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Speaker 5: It is a present because we love you so much.

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Speaker 5: Let me say I don't want to be a sister.

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Speaker 5: Open the rest of it again.

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Speaker 2: So whatever. She just goes on to be like I

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Speaker 2: crying because she's like, you guys aren't gonna love me anymore?

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Speaker 2: Why not?

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Speaker 5: Lan?

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Speaker 2: Yes, I do the same.

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Speaker 3: I don't.

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Speaker 2: No, boy, I said I wanted a baby, glad. I've

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Speaker 2: evident that that's like a fear of hers that's now

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Speaker 2: just like she just kept saying things like that, and

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Speaker 2: is this a dream? Am I overreacting? This might just

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Speaker 2: holy shit, Like knowing she was gonna be an older

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Speaker 3: Now it's awesome, but I was the baby, so you

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Speaker 3: of and I was the boy baby of a twin set. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I feel like my parents loved Madeline more than me,

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Speaker 3: gonna kill myself several times. H Never forget the pill story, y'all.

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Speaker 2: Well, I was that litle child for a long time,

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Speaker 3: Being a middle child is probably so beat.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was bunk as fuck. I was hella annoying,

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Speaker 2: and no one fucked with me. So that's probably why

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Speaker 2: I'm here.

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Speaker 3: But I feel like I don't know what's worse being

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Speaker 2: Well, in my head, being the baby of a big

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Speaker 2: of you. But also though, like bother the fuck out

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Speaker 2: demon to that I got. I would find anything that

439
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,920
Speaker 2: bothered them, and I would troll the fuck out of them,

440
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,920
Speaker 2: like I would chase them around with pictures of horses

441
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:11,280
Speaker 2: and sharks because they were scared of horses and sharks

442
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:13,520
Speaker 2: like I would like act like I was calling the

443
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:15,600
Speaker 2: police on them every time they annoyed me, and they

444
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:16,199
Speaker 2: would freak the.

445
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:24,080
Speaker 3: My brothers would pin my arms down and then turkey

446
00:21:24,119 --> 00:21:27,719
Speaker 3: tap my chest for like five minutes into and it

447
00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:30,280
Speaker 3: would be the most painful thing I've ever experienced. They

448
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:33,160
Speaker 3: would just like do that over and over and over again,

449
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:34,920
Speaker 3: and then they would like pinch this part of my

450
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:37,600
Speaker 3: leg all the time. Yeah, it was brutal out there.

451
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:40,600
Speaker 3: They would also shoot me with airsoft gun and my

452
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:43,159
Speaker 3: older brother had Ninja stars and he would act like

453
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:45,000
Speaker 3: he was gonna throw them at me and shiit like

454
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:46,080
Speaker 3: we were cooked.

455
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:46,400
Speaker 4: Well.

456
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:48,560
Speaker 2: When Natalie would get on my bed, I would take

457
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,040
Speaker 2: her off with my feet. Really, I would literally I

458
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:52,120
Speaker 2: think I had an old boy.

459
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:53,760
Speaker 3: Did you spit in her bed or some shit?

460
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,640
Speaker 2: No, that was to my sister, who's like three years

461
00:21:56,680 --> 00:22:00,199
Speaker 2: apart from me. I got tired of beating her as

462
00:22:00,359 --> 00:22:02,040
Speaker 2: when we would get into physical fights, and I felt

463
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:04,280
Speaker 2: like that was unfair. So instead of physically fighting her,

464
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:05,679
Speaker 2: I just started spitting all.

465
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:06,880
Speaker 3: Around logical warfare.

466
00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:10,000
Speaker 2: I started spitting on her bed. Man. I would get

467
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,560
Speaker 2: home from school to my outdoor clothes and roll around

468
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:15,120
Speaker 2: in her bed after sweating in the Miami heat. But yeah,

469
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:15,640
Speaker 2: I have like.

470
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:18,679
Speaker 3: Miami Heat basketball team. You love basketball? Should we talk

471
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:21,800
Speaker 3: about basketball? My Mavericks one they beat the Thunders?

472
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:22,280
Speaker 2: All right?

473
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:22,560
Speaker 3: Buye.

474
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:25,119
Speaker 2: Men do the same thing with basketball that they do

475
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:28,280
Speaker 2: to their pregnant significant others, where they're like, we're having

476
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,439
Speaker 2: a baby, wee wee wee wee wee, and they're not

477
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:32,960
Speaker 2: doing any fucking work. And that's how men talk about basketball.

478
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,840
Speaker 2: I was like, Oh, we're going to the finals. Oh

479
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:35,280
Speaker 2: we won.

480
00:22:35,359 --> 00:22:39,560
Speaker 3: Oh I bought I bought jerseys and supported the team.

481
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,720
Speaker 3: I paid their salaries. I bought movies or I bought

482
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:46,479
Speaker 3: tickets to the games. I bought hot dogs at the stands. Like,

483
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:49,160
Speaker 3: I support it. I'm a part of this team. It's

484
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:52,520
Speaker 3: a community that we built. Yeah, it's real as fuck.

485
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:57,560
Speaker 3: Y'all ever heard of urinal k cuffing? What urinal k cuffing?

486
00:22:58,119 --> 00:23:01,879
Speaker 3: Urinal there's jancom is where you take your waist, your

487
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:03,840
Speaker 3: ship and your piss and you put it in a

488
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,680
Speaker 3: bag and fermented in the sun and then you huffed huffed.

489
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,080
Speaker 1: Ye I was in high school.

490
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:11,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, Kail like cooked, I was.

491
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:12,920
Speaker 1: I was the Heisenberg of jencom.

492
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:18,240
Speaker 3: It gives you, it gives you, like hallucinogenic its because

493
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:20,800
Speaker 3: it's pissing me off. It's real. But urinal Okay, cuffing

494
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:24,080
Speaker 3: is like people grab the urinal cakes out of like

495
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:28,080
Speaker 3: the urinals in bathrooms and crush it up and sniff it.

496
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:29,679
Speaker 3: That is so what does it?

497
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:31,240
Speaker 1: Do You get high? You bring through?

498
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:32,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, you get high?

499
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:35,000
Speaker 2: Do you actually like or are people just like kind

500
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:35,800
Speaker 2: of kinky.

501
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:39,240
Speaker 3: Nasty monsters there? It's like hitting the jackpot if you

502
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:41,639
Speaker 3: find an unused one. So, like the urine has nothing

503
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:42,360
Speaker 3: to do with it.

504
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:45,520
Speaker 2: But why don't they just buy urinal cakes online?

505
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:47,480
Speaker 1: I don't you just buy drugs? Okay?

506
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:48,680
Speaker 3: Literally just smoke weed.

507
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:52,080
Speaker 1: I had a guest idea for the podcast the hat

508
00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:56,240
Speaker 1: man that you see when you do Benadryl. Oh Babba Duke, Yeah,

509
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:58,320
Speaker 1: the Babba Duke. But you know what I'm talking about,

510
00:23:58,359 --> 00:23:59,320
Speaker 1: the bendl.

511
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, when you see spiders and they're calling

512
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:01,320
Speaker 3: over you.

513
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:03,520
Speaker 2: Yet I don't think I've ever even taken menadryl.

514
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:06,160
Speaker 3: You have, but you haven't taken enough to break through.

515
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,480
Speaker 1: But there's like that specific guy when you when you

516
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:10,680
Speaker 1: get high on Benadryl who wears a hat and stands

517
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:12,600
Speaker 1: in the corner of your room and watches you. Yeah,

518
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:13,879
Speaker 1: I feel like he'd be a good guest.

519
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:19,800
Speaker 2: He would, well Drew, that's Drew when he wears his hat. Actually,

520
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:22,320
Speaker 2: somebody recently told me that they had a scary dream

521
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,920
Speaker 2: and Drew wasn't it And Drew had a straight bob

522
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:28,280
Speaker 2: and headphones in and like this is somebody who like

523
00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:30,280
Speaker 2: we haven't seen in a long time, and that Drew

524
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:34,119
Speaker 2: just kept being like and like saying all their business

525
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:37,080
Speaker 2: to them, and like knew everything about this person's life.

526
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:41,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that's just like me in reality. I

527
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 3: have I have little plants that collect information for me,

528
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,639
Speaker 3: and I know everything y'all say, and I know everything

529
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:50,040
Speaker 3: y'all do because it all gets back to me because

530
00:24:50,119 --> 00:24:52,879
Speaker 3: I have people. I have people out there, But you

531
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:55,200
Speaker 3: wouldn't know that I would know because I keep that

532
00:24:55,280 --> 00:25:02,720
Speaker 3: information in myself. Later, Yeah, Josiah's my boyfriend. Just say

533
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:03,720
Speaker 3: it is my boyfriend.

534
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:07,240
Speaker 2: I don't know why that sentence alone makes he laugh

535
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,840
Speaker 2: so hard. I think it's just because we'll be standing

536
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,760
Speaker 2: around the house and Drew will walk by me like

537
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,360
Speaker 2: just as my boyfriend and then go back to his room.

538
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,760
Speaker 2: And that's like the only words I've heard from him

539
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:17,080
Speaker 2: in like.

540
00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:24,920
Speaker 3: Thirty hours, like thirty hours. I've also seen like way

541
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:27,479
Speaker 3: too many dicks on my TikTok feed. Has that been

542
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:28,600
Speaker 3: a thing for anybody else?

543
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:29,639
Speaker 1: Penises?

544
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:32,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, like straight up dongs like it got banned.

545
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,920
Speaker 2: I got banned a guy on live who is like

546
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,680
Speaker 2: recording himself and just like panning down and grabbing his

547
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:38,840
Speaker 2: fucking nasty wiener.

548
00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:42,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was. It's crazy. I haven't do that. That's

549
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:46,280
Speaker 3: the thing. It got fucking banned. We got banned in America,

550
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:48,480
Speaker 3: and the moderator said, all right, fuck y'all, Like.

551
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,639
Speaker 1: Oh, that's all you've been down recently, that's all you've

552
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:52,200
Speaker 1: been depressed.

553
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,440
Speaker 3: Probably, Wait that makes me much.

554
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:56,919
Speaker 1: Well, you can't even say kill yourself, but you can

555
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:58,720
Speaker 1: put your cock on the live.

556
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:01,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it might be. It's it's pretty it's

557
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:04,480
Speaker 3: pretty insane. And there's like decided TikTok called leak talk

558
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:08,680
Speaker 3: where they like just post pictures of their wieners.

559
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,520
Speaker 2: What Yeah, wait, how do you know I've never seen that?

560
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't know about any of this. True.

561
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 3: I think the algorithm I'm just making all of it up. Yeah, no, no,

562
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:24,520
Speaker 3: stop it.

563
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 2: That's the video of Michael Jackson, Like no, stop. Well

564
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:32,679
Speaker 2: do you think when you get really old, every night

565
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:34,359
Speaker 2: you go to sleep, you're scared you won't wake up?

566
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 2: Because that was scaring me. Yes, like that is terrifying.

567
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,120
Speaker 2: Like imagine being like seventy.

568
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:40,960
Speaker 3: Eight, I go to sleep every night praying I don't

569
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:41,520
Speaker 3: wake up.

570
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:49,520
Speaker 1: Already already? What does that mean to say already? After that?

571
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:51,520
Speaker 3: They got already?

572
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 1: Oh oh I got yeah, okay, I've been going to

573
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:58,480
Speaker 1: sleep and then I'll stop breathing. And I'm convinced if it,

574
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:01,359
Speaker 1: if I didn't catch it, I would have died. Do

575
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:02,760
Speaker 1: you do you guys know what I'm talking about.

576
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,920
Speaker 3: That really happened. Yeah yeah, actually yeah yeah yeah, Okay,

577
00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:06,720
Speaker 3: you're just hitting that.

578
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,000
Speaker 1: Wait, I'm twenty nine, I'm in my twenties.

579
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,960
Speaker 2: No you hear that? Like me the point like zero

580
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:15,439
Speaker 2: zero zero eight two.

581
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:20,160
Speaker 1: Percent holding on like white knuckling, you're the oldest twenty

582
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:20,879
Speaker 1: year old alive.

583
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 3: There will be a second where you are the oldest

584
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 3: twenty year old. But that happened to me the other night.

585
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,600
Speaker 3: Like I was like laying down and I just like

586
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,639
Speaker 3: like I choked and like woke up really quick, and

587
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,080
Speaker 3: I was like freaking the fuck out, like it was

588
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 3: actually scary.

589
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:36,720
Speaker 2: Didn't happen to me. But I do hit my puff

590
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:38,159
Speaker 2: bar so many times before I go to bed that

591
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,119
Speaker 2: I always wake up with almost a sore throat. And

592
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 2: then I wake up and I'm like, I need to

593
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,359
Speaker 2: stop fucking smoking, Like I need to stop. And then

594
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,680
Speaker 2: I wake up and I'm like, fuck, I know my

595
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:48,480
Speaker 2: lungs don't hurt though, because I can run.

596
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:49,720
Speaker 3: True.

597
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 2: The second I get on a treadmill and I can't run,

598
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,320
Speaker 2: I still won't stop. I simply will walk.

599
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 3: The streets killed me. The fucking streets.

600
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 2: Killed Wait who did we say, grew up into that Josiah?

601
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, that's Josiah.

602
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:10,119
Speaker 2: In two weeks Jojo Sewa drunk at Disney World.

603
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 3: Oh see, I don't give a fuck. I do not

604
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:15,280
Speaker 3: give a fuck. I like Jojo Siwa. There I said it. Boom.

605
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:17,199
Speaker 2: Yeah. We saw the video of her like in her

606
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:20,160
Speaker 2: kitchen dancing around and I was like, oh, she's.

607
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:21,720
Speaker 1: Did you see the one with Mario Lopez.

608
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, that shit's great and everybody's silent around her.

609
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:27,880
Speaker 2: Is she the tallest like person on the planet. Why

610
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 2: does she look like so like? Or is Mario Lopez

611
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:31,400
Speaker 2: just a smaller round?

612
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 1: I feel like he might be small, but she does

613
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:35,880
Speaker 1: look like six or eleven in that video.

614
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, she seems like she'd be really fucking tall.

615
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 3: Yeah.

616
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:40,600
Speaker 2: Also, the fact that she's just now turning twenty one

617
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:44,040
Speaker 2: is like, actually scary. But I've decided that the only

618
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:46,440
Speaker 2: way I could keep track of time is there are

619
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:50,000
Speaker 2: a certain amount of like pregnant, and you're looking at that.

620
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:54,400
Speaker 3: I was just looking back at my Facebook because that

621
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:56,840
Speaker 3: was just like I just opened my phone to Facebook

622
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:58,680
Speaker 3: for some reason, and I haven't posted on there since

623
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 3: twenty eighteen. And I went on this like psycho like

624
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:06,480
Speaker 3: two week span where I was trolling the fuck out

625
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:09,600
Speaker 3: of all of my locals, and I posted this pick

626
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:14,320
Speaker 3: as a selfie, like I was like, guys, I feel

627
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 3: good today, Like this is a vibe. And then my

628
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 3: next post after that was this pic. No, it's a

629
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:28,680
Speaker 3: broken crown, still colors with crazy emojis, And then I

630
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 3: posted this pic. Oh, this pic, and then I posted this.

631
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 2: I feel like this is before trolling was worldwide, and

632
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:45,520
Speaker 2: like before TikTok blew up, So people from your hometown

633
00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:46,160
Speaker 2: definitely were.

634
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 3: Like, oh, oh, he lost it because then I also said,

635
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 3: so happy to be back on the bike. It's been

636
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:57,520
Speaker 3: a while. I posted this, and then I moved on.

637
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:01,000
Speaker 3: And then I posted a picture got to fly the

638
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 3: plane the other day. It was awesome, and I photosed

639
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:08,760
Speaker 3: off Cloud into the background. Dude, I had it.

640
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:11,440
Speaker 2: I like distinctly remember sitting in bed with you while

641
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:12,160
Speaker 2: you were editing that.

642
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:15,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was it was a process. And then I

643
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 3: posted my air my mullet slash air pod three sixty

644
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:27,280
Speaker 3: or not mullet my what is that? Bowl cut three sixty?

645
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:31,120
Speaker 3: And now if you look up Drew Phillips bowl cut

646
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:32,960
Speaker 3: or something like that, if you look up bowl cut

647
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 3: or shitty haircut that had those pictures come up, like

648
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 3: if you look up, like terrible haircut, like the three

649
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,880
Speaker 3: sixty of me comes up. And then on Thanksgiving it

650
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:49,880
Speaker 3: posted this just cooked up, ummmm, And then I posted

651
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:51,240
Speaker 3: a picture with Kylie Jenner.

652
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:52,400
Speaker 2: Did anybody believe that? Like?

653
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 3: What were they called?

654
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 2: Yeah?

655
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:55,680
Speaker 3: So many people believe that Kylie invited me over for

656
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:58,160
Speaker 3: dinner the other night. Travis was so funny and Stormy

657
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:00,960
Speaker 3: was a little sweetheart. Haha. I'm living in a movie

658
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 3: I can't say who commented and believed it, but yeah,

659
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 3: that was my most recent post I on Facebook. So yeah,

660
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:12,880
Speaker 3: I went on like a crazy troll binge. But then

661
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 3: I think about it, and I'm like, that is like

662
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 3: the most selfish thing I can do is be a troll,

663
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:23,440
Speaker 3: because like it's only good for me, Like I'm the

664
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:25,640
Speaker 3: only person that gets a laugh out of it.

665
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 2: No, because people are laughing at you.

666
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,200
Speaker 3: True, true, who are laughing at you?

667
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:33,239
Speaker 2: That is true because like if there are people who

668
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 2: believe that you are actually going insane for the most part,

669
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 2: people are probably cracking up in airplaying that and being like, Okay,

670
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:39,440
Speaker 2: y'all need.

671
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 3: To see what you're I didn't get reached out to

672
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 3: once during that era, and that was like six months

673
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:46,840
Speaker 3: of posting when I was just like tweaking the fuck

674
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:50,600
Speaker 3: out on Facebook, like literally like going batshit crazy like

675
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 3: and no one said it. I mean, but in all honesty,

676
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 3: like it was a little real, like that was like

677
00:31:57,520 --> 00:31:59,560
Speaker 3: kind of coming from a real place. If you think

678
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 3: about it. The dirt bike photo is not no, no, no,

679
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:04,080
Speaker 3: I'm not saying like what I was doing, but like

680
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 3: even like me trolling vibes like.

681
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 2: You wanted someone to reach out.

682
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,360
Speaker 3: Exactly, like it was coming from a real plan, and I.

683
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 2: Was busy ignoring you. No, literally, I had shits going

684
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:18,720
Speaker 2: on myself, so I was too busy sleeping from seven

685
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 2: am to five pm and then taking malotonin soon after

686
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 2: I woke up, so I was tapped in. I was

687
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 2: busy as fuck. I like miss that though. That sounds

688
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 2: like kind of fun to just like drug myself to

689
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 2: sleep all the time and stuff.

690
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh it's not chill, sounds like comforting. Yeah, it's

691
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 3: awkward as fuck.

692
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,959
Speaker 1: I was thinking about because I feel like when Nathan

693
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 1: for You came out, that was like the first time

694
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 1: that it became like a very mainstream concept to like

695
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 1: fuck with people as that's not like the first time,

696
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 1: but like I feel like that's like the first like

697
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 1: big cultural moment where people were like, oh, this is

698
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 1: a thing. And I got kind of sad recently because

699
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 1: I feel like that is that form of comedy or

700
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 1: whatever is now like the default form of comedy on

701
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 1: the internet. Like when you open up TikTok, it's like

702
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 1: some guy running up and like he asked them a question,

703
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:15,880
Speaker 1: like farts on them or something. I don't know.

704
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 3: That's way funnier than for you.

705
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 2: Actually it's scary to think about though. Is like to us,

706
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 2: we I always forget what a bubble we live in

707
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 2: because even on those things, it's like you could see

708
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:31,840
Speaker 2: a video like that was a million likes, but that

709
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:35,240
Speaker 2: doesn't even go to touch even like a small percentage

710
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 2: of the US. Because every time I see a video

711
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 2: of somebody getting t told, I'm like, how did they

712
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 2: not think for a second that they were being like, okay,

713
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:44,640
Speaker 2: there's an iPhone in my presence, I'm definitely about to

714
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:47,240
Speaker 2: be trolled people. It happens to people all the time,

715
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 2: Like people just like.

716
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:48,960
Speaker 1: Fork into it.

717
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 2: But I also think it's like a shame thing. It's

718
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 2: like nobody wants to be like leave me alone on

719
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 2: camera because they don't want to see what a sore loser,

720
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:56,680
Speaker 2: so they just like themselves.

721
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 1: I'm talking to my friend about how like Chipotle workers

722
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 1: in a should have should be paid more, just as

723
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:06,040
Speaker 1: like a like thirty percent more just to deal with

724
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 1: like the emotional toll of like an annoying white guy

725
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:12,280
Speaker 1: like every week going in and like holding his phone

726
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:13,920
Speaker 1: like this in front of like the thing and being

727
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 1: like can you add more more?

728
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 3: Don't be shy. I put some more. Please, don't be shy.

729
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,200
Speaker 3: Don't be shy. I put some more.

730
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:24,279
Speaker 2: Please, put some more.

731
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:25,239
Speaker 3: Please, don't be shy.

732
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:26,880
Speaker 2: Put some more. Please. You know why I did that?

733
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:30,400
Speaker 3: Umm, And you'll say it and not remember.

734
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:32,880
Speaker 2: I don't know if you know he's talking about Kay

735
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:34,400
Speaker 2: have the stupid video of me saying that.

736
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:38,840
Speaker 3: I remember nineteen and James Charles saying.

737
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:42,360
Speaker 2: That girl, I know that girl, bitch, the girl that

738
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:42,759
Speaker 2: is like.

739
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 1: A prolific I feel like that's like TikTok canon.

740
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 3: No, it was like right at the genesis of TikTok,

741
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:49,200
Speaker 3: like hitting the mainstream.

742
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:50,560
Speaker 2: I think that was like one of the first videos

743
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:53,880
Speaker 2: I posted. Also, But I did that because I was

744
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 2: at a poke shop and this lady was doing that

745
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,879
Speaker 2: to the employee. Like she kept being like, don't be shy,

746
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 2: I come on, like what are you doing? Why are

747
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:04,920
Speaker 2: you playing with me? To the worker, and like the

748
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 2: worker was around my age and me and him just

749
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 2: kept like he just kept like doing her ball and

750
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:12,040
Speaker 2: looking over at me, and she was like, what, I'm

751
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 2: right here, I'm right here. She was being so scary,

752
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 2: and she was she might have been on something. Honestly,

753
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:20,440
Speaker 2: she's probably happier than I am because I could never

754
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 2: speak out for myself like that in public.

755
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but you're pretty.

756
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:29,879
Speaker 2: That doesn't help. It actually makes it worse, like being

757
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 2: pretty as hard.

758
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:33,960
Speaker 3: I fully fucking agree. Thank you. Someone fucking said it.

759
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,960
Speaker 3: All right, y'all. Since then you brought it up, I'll

760
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:43,719
Speaker 3: talk about it being as Gorgeana Grande as I am,

761
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 3: as her most her most as I am like wapple

762
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:55,320
Speaker 3: Gordo Grande, like all of it.

763
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:58,640
Speaker 2: You said, Gorgo, that's not like handsome.

764
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:01,280
Speaker 1: You said you have a fat wop.

765
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:07,400
Speaker 3: Yeah gaa wapa is like sexy, it's like guacamole. No,

766
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:13,000
Speaker 3: I it is just really difficult existing. I mean I've

767
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:16,480
Speaker 3: said it several times, like as the beauty standard, because

768
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:19,560
Speaker 3: like people almost expect things out of you. Like I'm

769
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 3: actually almost crying like thinking about it, Like I'm dead serious,

770
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 3: Like people like look at you and want you to

771
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:31,320
Speaker 3: be what you want them to be in you.

772
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 2: No, I get it. It's like you're so sexy, people

773
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:38,920
Speaker 2: expect your personality to be perfect. But really what nobody

774
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:41,239
Speaker 2: thinks about is because you are so hot, you're like

775
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:43,839
Speaker 2: one of the worst people on the planet. Like people

776
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:45,239
Speaker 2: always look at you and they're like, oh my god,

777
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:47,359
Speaker 2: he's so sexy. He must be the best person ever.

778
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:48,800
Speaker 2: But then they get to know him and they're like,

779
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 2: you were evil and something about you is so awful.

780
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 3: And actually you're not going to be around you because

781
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 3: this is just.

782
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:55,920
Speaker 2: You get it right, I mean me and Ki couldn't

783
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:58,440
Speaker 2: relate to that because nobody like thinking, nobody.

784
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:01,360
Speaker 1: I was friends to be super honest with you.

785
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,480
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I'm going to kill myself and write, yeah,

786
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:05,480
Speaker 3: my note. That's fine, y'all are gonna be the reason.

787
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 3: That's how you want to deal with this. Uh no,

788
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 3: actually I'm burning the house down.

789
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 2: Then, don't please damn. I did not play when it comes.

790
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:18,320
Speaker 3: I do not don't play with me.

791
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:18,800
Speaker 1: No, no, no.

792
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 2: You were like, oh, I don't funk around with that.

793
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:25,479
Speaker 2: Like I can't remember what it was. It was something

794
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:27,919
Speaker 2: so stupid, like we were playing a game or something,

795
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 2: and Drew was like, because I don't funk around with

796
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,800
Speaker 2: like fucking this up or something, and it was the

797
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:34,320
Speaker 2: dumbest thing ever. I wish I remember what it was

798
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:36,960
Speaker 2: because I was like, I've never heard somebody so seriously

799
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:38,920
Speaker 2: be like it might have been on the Patreon episode.

800
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 2: You were like because I don't funk around.

801
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:42,439
Speaker 3: I don't fucking play y'all.

802
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:45,360
Speaker 1: I do not get really serious about something will always

803
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:46,840
Speaker 1: be super funny, like.

804
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:49,880
Speaker 3: It's never that never. But something to actually be serious

805
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:52,800
Speaker 3: about is being as gordon gorgeous as.

806
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:58,520
Speaker 2: You're so gordonous. I think subconsciously you were thinking about

807
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:00,880
Speaker 2: how gordonous, but you're being fatigue, oh.

808
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 3: Bitch, Oh my god, and I forgot about the sandwiches.

809
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:07,440
Speaker 2: Like, don't be fatsis, you should have a sandwich because

810
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:08,319
Speaker 2: your boredoi.

811
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:13,919
Speaker 3: Is exactly exact inside the chim, inside the chim sychconsciously.

812
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:19,280
Speaker 2: Trying to do the lingo thing for me that's inside

813
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:22,800
Speaker 2: the chick. And when somebody's being like a little mistakes.

814
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 3: I bet y'all feel so left out right now, Like

815
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 3: these are all of our insides.

816
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:30,719
Speaker 2: Don't all of those come from Josiah?

817
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:32,880
Speaker 3: Most of them? Most of them.

818
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:36,040
Speaker 2: The chim is just you fucking up while you were speaking.

819
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like have like audible typos like ninety percent

820
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:41,600
Speaker 3: of the time I'm speaking.

821
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,520
Speaker 2: And he gets so mad when you repeat them.

822
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:45,719
Speaker 3: Because I'm like, girl, like you knew what the fuck

823
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:48,880
Speaker 3: I was trying to say, Like, oh my god, you can't.

824
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:52,920
Speaker 2: Make a like mishap in your vocabulary around because it

825
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,279
Speaker 2: repeat it. You're like, oh, what is that?

826
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:54,759
Speaker 1: What is that?

827
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:58,719
Speaker 3: Back to me being the beauty standard, bitch? It is.

828
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:02,000
Speaker 3: It's a hard fucking life out here. It is a

829
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:06,839
Speaker 3: hard fucking life. It's Oh, should I do my stand up?

830
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:09,360
Speaker 3: Because I've been writing stand up? I have like a

831
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 3: type probably three minutes that I did at a show,

832
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:18,839
Speaker 3: bracing herself physically. No, it's actually good. It's actually good.

833
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 3: She's taking a breath to laugh. Okay, this is how

834
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:28,000
Speaker 3: I open this it. Are you all all right?

835
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:29,319
Speaker 4: Yeah?

836
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:36,160
Speaker 3: No, you're all all left? Okay, water be like let

837
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 3: me be clear, you know, like the Obama rulers be like,

838
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:47,800
Speaker 3: let me get one thing straight. So do I I

839
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:52,839
Speaker 3: be like that. I'd be like that too. Hogging dass

840
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 3: ice cream? Be like, get in my stomach?

841
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 2: What what was that? I thought it was?

842
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:05,239
Speaker 3: Okay, No, no yet, Hogging das more like hogging all

843
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 3: dos ice cream.

844
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 1: Okay.

845
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:13,319
Speaker 3: People are so crazy? Okay, yeah, yeah, that's where heats up.

846
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,880
Speaker 3: People are so crazy. Wait, hold on, people are so

847
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:20,680
Speaker 3: crazy nowadays they will pee in a bottle and put

848
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:23,359
Speaker 3: it under their bed. What am I the only one

849
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 3: who does that? Wait, so how do cameras work. I'm

850
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:36,400
Speaker 3: actually confused because every time Enya and Kai step in

851
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:40,640
Speaker 3: front of it, it breaks. That's why we keep them

852
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:44,640
Speaker 3: off camera, everybody, because the cameras break thousands of dollars

853
00:40:44,719 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 3: in damage. My rugs in the living room have started

854
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:55,480
Speaker 3: to stink. I knew I shouldn't have let my dog inside.

855
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:57,799
Speaker 3: And yeah, you're sleeping outside again.

856
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 1: Imagine Drew doing this on kill Tony. Maybe that's all

857
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 1: fucks Drew and KINI jokes on kill Tony.

858
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:14,799
Speaker 3: I cooked, y'all, Yeah you did? I mean it makes

859
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:16,919
Speaker 3: what's your favorite part?

860
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:17,239
Speaker 4: Uh?

861
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:20,279
Speaker 2: You doing a two hoggin'dalls jokes in a round?

862
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 3: Yeah? See y'all think y'all think y'all got me? Why

863
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:25,600
Speaker 3: I see? I keep seeing that in the reflection. I'm

864
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 3: so curious what it is?

865
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:31,480
Speaker 2: What you are crazy? First?

866
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:33,279
Speaker 3: No, see what the fuck?

867
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:34,440
Speaker 1: Like the thing is?

868
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:37,399
Speaker 2: See what the fuck? Also? Wait, last night Ryan came

869
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 2: over and Drew was sitting with us for like three minutes,

870
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:41,400
Speaker 2: and then me and r I started talking and he

871
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 2: left and then he came back with a question about himself,

872
00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:46,160
Speaker 2: Like he literally left his room, and I was like,

873
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 2: where do you go and he's like, I'm painting and

874
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:48,920
Speaker 2: I was like, oh damn, he doesn't want to hang

875
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:50,799
Speaker 2: out with us. And then me and Ran were like, oh,

876
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:52,759
Speaker 2: what characters from Sex and the City are we? And

877
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:55,360
Speaker 2: Drew Rann and He's like, wait, who am I? Who am? I? Like?

878
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:55,840
Speaker 2: Who am I?

879
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:59,440
Speaker 3: Yeah? Because I need to know. Sorry, I was like

880
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:01,760
Speaker 3: baby child, and I didn't get all the fucking attention.

881
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 3: I got that y'all got no, but y'all liking this

882
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 3: stand up? How I set y'all up where y'all are like, oh,

883
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 3: I got him? Like what the fuck does hogging dots

884
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:09,880
Speaker 3: be on my stomach be?

885
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:10,120
Speaker 5: Like?

886
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:17,279
Speaker 3: And then I come back and my hoging more like

887
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 3: hogging all doss ice cream? Okay, well, I fucking ate.

888
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:27,760
Speaker 2: Well, I'm going on a strike against going to Drew's

889
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:31,240
Speaker 2: room at night because his bed sheets started to smell

890
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:33,000
Speaker 2: like all.

891
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:36,680
Speaker 3: His food and your room smells like cat piss. Okay, wow,

892
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 3: that was and.

893
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:41,759
Speaker 2: That's just my piss.

894
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:46,360
Speaker 3: That is just no, y'all. It's it's a fucking vibe,

895
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 3: Like y'all don't get it, like bed food hits differently

896
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:50,760
Speaker 3: past eleven.

897
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:52,840
Speaker 2: PM, Like I haven't been to buffeted drew in like

898
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:53,479
Speaker 2: a few days.

899
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:56,000
Speaker 3: Actually you haven't. And I was really sad last night

900
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 3: because you know, the snacks I bought three days ago

901
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 3: that we've just kind of been like cheaping on for

902
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:05,879
Speaker 3: the past three days. Wait, y'all, sour gushers so good,

903
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:08,279
Speaker 3: Please send us sour gus Actually, no, sour gushers are

904
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:10,759
Speaker 3: fucking gross, Like they're actually so nasty. Do not go

905
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:11,480
Speaker 3: fucking buy them.

906
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 2: I'm yeah, actually know because if I go to the

907
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:15,319
Speaker 2: store and they're not there, I'm actually gonna freak the fun.

908
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:16,719
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have a conniption fit. I feel like they're

909
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 3: the best.

910
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:20,080
Speaker 2: We're gonna sell out sour gus we can and really.

911
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:22,279
Speaker 3: Get some fucking person who's gonna make a TikTok on them,

912
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:23,279
Speaker 3: and they're going to be fucking sold.

913
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:25,440
Speaker 2: People have self respect and they're like, I don't need

914
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 2: to put that in my body.

915
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 3: No, but sour gushers, y'all, they fucking cooked. But I

916
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:34,279
Speaker 3: accidentally threw away like six of them last night, and

917
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:35,279
Speaker 3: I was gonna eat them.

918
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:36,799
Speaker 2: Those are a hot commodity in the house.

919
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 3: I know, they're very rare, They're very you guys still

920
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:44,840
Speaker 3: have that sour fruit stuff fruit ryot right, Yeah, that

921
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:47,239
Speaker 3: I like so much Kai, y'all, this is like the

922
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:50,240
Speaker 3: craziest thing Kai has ever done. Like never in Kay's

923
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:51,759
Speaker 3: life has he been like I just I'm gonna come

924
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:53,759
Speaker 3: over and chill and we're like, yeah, come over. Kai

925
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:56,080
Speaker 3: came over and chilled for five minutes and then was

926
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:59,839
Speaker 3: like so like what about like do you have any

927
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:01,960
Speaker 3: more of that like sour fruit stuff?

928
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:04,319
Speaker 2: And we were like, that's why he wants to come

929
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:05,520
Speaker 2: over and he comes over.

930
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:08,160
Speaker 3: To eat my fucking fruit riot. That's not why.

931
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:10,439
Speaker 1: That's not the whole reason. Is it a big part

932
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:14,840
Speaker 1: of why? Yes, honestly fair, But the other part is

933
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:16,880
Speaker 1: just enjoying life with you guys and spending time with

934
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:19,920
Speaker 1: you guys. Do I want to get that sweet sour

935
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:22,319
Speaker 1: pineapple in my fucking gut?

936
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:27,200
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yes. I literally finally broke Kaya's katosis, though it's

937
00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:28,759
Speaker 3: been like a very big goal of mine.

938
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:31,320
Speaker 1: It broke it. Yeah, it broke it, but I'm sucking

939
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 1: it was worth it. I'm back.

940
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 3: But your jaw is like so snatched really, like you're

941
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 3: giving like jowls or not jowls jowls? No, No, no, guy,

942
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:46,440
Speaker 3: that didn't mean that giving gone jowls.

943
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:48,560
Speaker 2: I'm going to be an ugly old bitch.

944
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:54,320
Speaker 3: Like I'm really going to be, and I need to clear. Yeah, no,

945
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,880
Speaker 3: he can cook. We just see it in the healing process. Yea,

946
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:59,920
Speaker 3: I know, like give it a few exactly no times

947
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 3: saying you give like gaunt, like you don't have any

948
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 3: bugle fat, Like it's a vibe I'm giving gaunt. Yeah,

949
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:06,720
Speaker 3: get bugle fat removal.

950
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:13,320
Speaker 1: Yes, Oh, I gotta take some of this cake and

951
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:16,120
Speaker 1: put it in my face, or do a reverse take

952
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:18,479
Speaker 1: the cake from my ass and put it in my face.

953
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,080
Speaker 1: Take the cake from my ass.

954
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:23,480
Speaker 3: Small asses are going to be back in very soon,

955
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 3: all of you little ass bitches out there, just like

956
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:26,920
Speaker 3: your day is.

957
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:29,920
Speaker 1: Also, I'm tired of I'm tired of my bubble butt

958
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:31,719
Speaker 1: erasure that you guys are always.

959
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:39,359
Speaker 3: No pick that up.

960
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:42,080
Speaker 2: Stop playing with me. Oh wow, that was.

961
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:46,000
Speaker 3: Actually mynder though, Like I keep hearing the grinder like

962
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 3: people are like talking about it all the time.

963
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 2: No, I mean I never mentioned that to you. What

964
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:52,440
Speaker 2: is that you tell us? Oh, you must be the

965
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:55,160
Speaker 2: grinder expert. I've actually never downloaded.

966
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:56,920
Speaker 3: Grinderly, I'm actually like so confused.

967
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 1: Give me your phone us end in the episode all

968
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:06,800
Speaker 1: by wing gum and destroying. But what is Grinder actually

969
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:10,399
Speaker 1: and what is Sniffy's And what's the difference between both

970
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 1: of those and which one's better?

971
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:15,080
Speaker 3: I genuinely don't.

972
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:17,560
Speaker 1: We've talked about this.

973
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:26,160
Speaker 2: I don't know who doesn't know I Grinder, So don't

974
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:26,719
Speaker 2: funk with us.

975
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:30,759
Speaker 3: No, we literally do. We were like a podcast.

976
00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:33,760
Speaker 2: Social media like managers and is literally a Grinder.

977
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:36,439
Speaker 3: Yeah. We we were like voted as like the first

978
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:38,920
Speaker 3: year we were doing the podcast, we were like second

979
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:44,959
Speaker 3: runner up in voting for best gay Podcast. I was like, bitch,

980
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:48,000
Speaker 3: fuck y'all, Like that is literally not meet I'm gonna

981
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:48,960
Speaker 3: start releasing I.

982
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:51,320
Speaker 2: Still have my proof of diagnosis by my doctors of

983
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:55,399
Speaker 2: being straight. So oh nice, you know that you could

984
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:55,759
Speaker 2: test for that.

985
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:59,600
Speaker 1: Now I gotta go in. I gotta test. I gotta

986
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:02,759
Speaker 1: get No, you literally do get an updated registration.

987
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 3: I actually do.

988
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,920
Speaker 2: They ask for all your symptoms. It's like when you

989
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 2: get tested for ADHD. They give you a little test

990
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:10,920
Speaker 2: and they ask your symptoms and stuff.

991
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, did I tell you all about I don't think

992
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:16,640
Speaker 3: I told them about how I almost got his beestis

993
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,240
Speaker 3: like I probably do have a beestis in my lungs.

994
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 2: Why do you think that I don't know that. You

995
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 2: always think you got bitch. I can tell you what

996
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 2: you have in your lungs, but you're not gonna like it.

997
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:28,239
Speaker 3: Don't do it.

998
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:30,160
Speaker 2: Let's come, you have.

999
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 1: Come in your lungs? How was that even possible? You

1000
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 1: should hit me to get the anger out or the frustration?

1001
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:45,839
Speaker 1: You should hit me? I'm over here, Go ahead, what bitch?

1002
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:47,120
Speaker 2: I don't have shit else to say to you. I

1003
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 2: already said what I had to say. You want me

1004
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:49,520
Speaker 2: to repeat it?

1005
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:51,320
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're actually fighting? This is crazy.

1006
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:52,200
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck.

1007
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:53,719
Speaker 1: Is it over? As the podcast? Over?

1008
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:54,000
Speaker 3: Hit me?

1009
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:55,120
Speaker 4: Oh?

1010
00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:57,920
Speaker 2: Me and Drew haven't fought in a while. What's the

1011
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 2: last time we fought? Don't fucking play with me, bitch?

1012
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:12,240
Speaker 3: Guys, No, I got a toy? I found out.

1013
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:18,400
Speaker 2: Whoa you got toy? It was a plan about their

1014
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:25,560
Speaker 2: sex shop. Like we all do need to go to

1015
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 2: a live screening of.

1016
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:33,080
Speaker 1: SNL and be like, oh yeah, going to s n

1017
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:36,800
Speaker 1: L and like like super late, like once all the

1018
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 1: laughter tapers off, Haven't.

1019
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:46,759
Speaker 3: I got the CSI toy? Growing up?

1020
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:48,319
Speaker 4: Wait?

1021
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:50,319
Speaker 3: I think you have spoken about this, not on the pod?

1022
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:51,560
Speaker 1: Though mm hmm.

1023
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:55,320
Speaker 3: But I got a CSI kid growing up, and it

1024
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 3: was a really fun toy. It was like my favorite

1025
00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:59,200
Speaker 3: toy and I was very precious with it. I would

1026
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:02,360
Speaker 3: not let anybody else touch it. It was like my

1027
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:04,960
Speaker 3: favorite fucking toy. And I literally used it every day

1028
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:06,480
Speaker 3: for like six months, me about my.

1029
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 2: Wing bot, my favorite fucking toys every day for six months.

1030
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:17,000
Speaker 3: Girls should not the plastics be up on that whole

1031
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:23,360
Speaker 3: Girls should not pleasure. That's what I'm here for. I

1032
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:24,919
Speaker 3: should be your wing bot.

1033
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:28,080
Speaker 2: You are when it dies, when I lose the charger.

1034
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:32,399
Speaker 3: Oh, let me hear so I bought this, YESI toy.

1035
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:34,840
Speaker 3: Why are y'all laughing at me? Like, let me finish

1036
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:36,040
Speaker 3: this goddamn story.

1037
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:38,040
Speaker 1: Dude, you're funny and sexy? Continue?

1038
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 3: How much was it continue?

1039
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:40,360
Speaker 2: After that?

1040
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:44,919
Speaker 3: Because actually, that is a fucking problem. No, Why haven't

1041
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:47,000
Speaker 3: we I can't finish a fucking no, no, no, I

1042
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:50,360
Speaker 3: can't finish a fucking story without being objectified. And that's

1043
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:53,719
Speaker 3: the problem with being beautiful. That is the difficulty with

1044
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:55,480
Speaker 3: being beautiful, because.

1045
00:49:55,360 --> 00:50:02,320
Speaker 2: Beautiful, beautiful. I hadn't been objectified enough lately. Like we

1046
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:03,480
Speaker 2: need to talk about that, Like.

1047
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:05,719
Speaker 4: That's that.

1048
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:08,759
Speaker 2: Doesn't say it might be on.

1049
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:11,680
Speaker 3: My part, like I'm not doing a good You want

1050
00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:13,640
Speaker 3: to be objectified and we want to be perved on

1051
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 3: like we need actally, Yeah, I want.

1052
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:17,239
Speaker 2: To be objectified, but like not by men like ill,

1053
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:21,000
Speaker 2: but girls just like girls aren't as pervy. But I

1054
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:21,719
Speaker 2: can respect that.

1055
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:22,319
Speaker 1: Mm hm.

1056
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:26,960
Speaker 3: But about this c SI toy use it all the time,

1057
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:30,600
Speaker 3: and then it came out like years later, Like I mean,

1058
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:33,160
Speaker 3: I use it every day, and my favorite part was

1059
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:36,560
Speaker 3: doing the fingerprint, like you put your fingerprint on something

1060
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:38,960
Speaker 3: and dust it off. Well it turns out that like

1061
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:42,440
Speaker 3: basically the fucking fingerprint dust was straight up as bestos

1062
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 3: and I would just like dust it off and breathe

1063
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:46,400
Speaker 3: it in for And I did that like every day

1064
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:50,360
Speaker 3: for like six months. So y'all, y'all know what monthing is?

1065
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:51,400
Speaker 1: What is that?

1066
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:54,799
Speaker 3: It's me and Kai. We go and do it all

1067
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 3: the weekends, all the week when when me and Kai

1068
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 3: go out just nowhere fucking months and and Kai was

1069
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:03,240
Speaker 3: the one that introduced me to it, which is I think.

1070
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:05,680
Speaker 1: I don't even know what he's talking about. I'm sweating

1071
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:08,640
Speaker 1: and now you now does it mean? Please tell me

1072
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:09,239
Speaker 1: what is that?

1073
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:11,920
Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not gonna be the one that fucking

1074
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:13,800
Speaker 3: says it because Kai is the one that put me on.

1075
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 1: What did I do? Let me look this ship up.

1076
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 2: The last thing in my safari was something I want

1077
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:20,960
Speaker 2: to get for Drew by the way, just to like

1078
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:23,880
Speaker 2: let everybody know I'm a good friend. Find it up,

1079
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:25,600
Speaker 2: pus corpse.

1080
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:30,040
Speaker 1: You're saying, we find a decomposed you.

1081
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:33,040
Speaker 3: Don't have to finish that. I have to finish that.

1082
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 3: But yeah, we do that all the time.

1083
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 2: Why is there a word for that?

1084
00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 1: How many people did the juice?

1085
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:37,840
Speaker 2: No?

1086
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:40,239
Speaker 3: No, no, munt maxing. We've been munt maxing. Oh.

1087
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:43,239
Speaker 2: I saw this kid who was like pheromone maxing. Like

1088
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:45,960
Speaker 2: I ended up on a really weird I ended up

1089
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:47,800
Speaker 2: on like Drew side of TikTok last night where it

1090
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:50,600
Speaker 2: was like the scariest people ever and I didn't know

1091
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:53,800
Speaker 2: what was happening. Like it started on like eternity necklaces,

1092
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:55,440
Speaker 2: which is like a king thing. Like oh, it's like

1093
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:57,720
Speaker 2: somebody is like it's like a sub and dom like situation.

1094
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 3: We do genuinely need to bring back Bandai culture. But

1095
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:01,520
Speaker 3: that's all I'll say.

1096
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:02,720
Speaker 2: Panic culture.

1097
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:05,400
Speaker 3: There are none oh like for like, no.

1098
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:10,640
Speaker 2: No, anyway, and then I found that, and then I

1099
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:12,080
Speaker 2: went on a deep dive of that, and I couldn't

1100
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:13,879
Speaker 2: believe it because there's like a specific kind of person

1101
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 2: who posts about that and I just won't get into

1102
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:21,759
Speaker 2: the details, but it's very specific genre. No. I met

1103
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:28,880
Speaker 2: the eternity eternity necklace very specific. Y'all should hit up

1104
00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:31,680
Speaker 2: your family be like, oh, anybody know like eternity necklaces

1105
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:34,560
Speaker 2: because that's like kind of the vibe. It's white people.

1106
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:36,640
Speaker 2: It's a very white thing, and I like went down

1107
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:37,919
Speaker 2: a rabbit hole in it and I was like, Okay,

1108
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,640
Speaker 2: this is crazy, and it was freaking me out.

1109
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:41,360
Speaker 3: What eternity maxing is.

1110
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:45,680
Speaker 2: No, not eternity maxing, You're just adding maxing. Eternity necklace

1111
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:48,040
Speaker 2: is like a collar, like a forever collar that like

1112
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:52,759
Speaker 2: somebody wears if they're in like oh yeah, it's like yeah.

1113
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:55,400
Speaker 2: And that was freaking me out because I was like,

1114
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:57,160
Speaker 2: I can't believe people like come on the internet and

1115
00:52:57,360 --> 00:53:02,400
Speaker 2: say see he knows. But then I found this kid

1116
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:04,719
Speaker 2: who was pheromone max in question Mark, and it just

1117
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:07,640
Speaker 2: meant he wasn't fucking showering and it was his like

1118
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:10,600
Speaker 2: mom being like, please shower please, please, and then he

1119
00:53:10,719 --> 00:53:12,600
Speaker 2: was like, my mom made me shower. And then he

1120
00:53:12,719 --> 00:53:14,680
Speaker 2: was like talking about how like one of his friends

1121
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:17,120
Speaker 2: invited him over and he thought he was gonna hang out,

1122
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:18,319
Speaker 2: but like they gave him.

1123
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:20,520
Speaker 3: Like a bucket bash.

1124
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:23,200
Speaker 2: No, they gave him a bucket bath, like they fortunately

1125
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 2: like washed him. And that's just really gross and I'm

1126
00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:27,040
Speaker 2: really scared.

1127
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:30,200
Speaker 1: Is there any validity to that though?

1128
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:30,719
Speaker 2: No?

1129
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:34,759
Speaker 1: None? Yeah, Okay, I'm just wondering because sometimes I'll be like,

1130
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:37,279
Speaker 1: I'm always learning about women. I'm always hand blown away

1131
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:39,360
Speaker 1: by women. I'm always being impressed by like what, I

1132
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:44,880
Speaker 1: don't know the multitudes of the female whatever, and I'm

1133
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:46,480
Speaker 1: so I'm just asking questions. I'm just asking.

1134
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:49,280
Speaker 2: No, it's not thing, bitch, you could smell pheromones immediately,

1135
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:51,680
Speaker 2: and some of y'all bitches fucking stink God didn't give

1136
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:53,440
Speaker 2: you the good pheromones. Get the fuck away from me,

1137
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:57,400
Speaker 2: nasty fucking monster. Eh. I hate. I can't stand a

1138
00:53:57,480 --> 00:53:59,799
Speaker 2: bitch with nasty pheromones. That shit pisses me off.

1139
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:04,439
Speaker 1: One time, Drew said something really insightful and he said, sometimes.

1140
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:05,960
Speaker 3: One time, you mean like a million, no, a ton of.

1141
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:09,359
Speaker 1: Times, just with a specific time you said, and I'll

1142
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:12,160
Speaker 1: never forget this. I'm actually getting chills just thinking about this.

1143
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:16,040
Speaker 1: But you said, sometimes the prettiest people do the ugliest things,

1144
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:19,759
Speaker 1: and I was like, wow, what the fuck? And the

1145
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:21,719
Speaker 1: way that he had me screaming and.

1146
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:22,800
Speaker 2: This and this.

1147
00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:25,839
Speaker 3: The truth will set you free. The truth will set

1148
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:27,399
Speaker 3: you free, but first it'll piss you off.

1149
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:30,600
Speaker 1: Incredible.

1150
00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:35,800
Speaker 3: What's another one? When I clicked the equals sign on

1151
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:37,960
Speaker 3: my keyboard because I for a while I had like

1152
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,440
Speaker 3: a long bit going where I had, like on an iPhone,

1153
00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:44,040
Speaker 3: I had like a text signature the subject yeah. So

1154
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:46,759
Speaker 3: when I do it, it says it's a quote by me,

1155
00:54:47,239 --> 00:54:51,680
Speaker 3: be yourself. Everyone else has already taken, and so I would.

1156
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:52,840
Speaker 2: Just click said that's a quote by you.

1157
00:54:53,320 --> 00:55:02,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, so yeah, I cooked. So if y'all want a

1158
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,719
Speaker 3: little goof and a gag and y'all want to yeah,

1159
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:07,200
Speaker 3: y'all get it, y'all get the fucking five. Let's do media, y'all,

1160
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:10,359
Speaker 3: Sex and the City.

1161
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:11,279
Speaker 2: What the fun?

1162
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:12,480
Speaker 3: Why is everybody looking at me?

1163
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:15,360
Speaker 2: Well, because you're about to do your media. We're waiting

1164
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:16,720
Speaker 2: and you were talking.

1165
00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:22,160
Speaker 3: I feel really scared right now. I'm really uncomfortable by

1166
00:55:22,239 --> 00:55:22,880
Speaker 3: y'all's presence.

1167
00:55:23,719 --> 00:55:26,440
Speaker 2: Then go home, call a fucking new Bern, get out

1168
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:26,680
Speaker 2: of here.

1169
00:55:27,719 --> 00:55:28,479
Speaker 3: Sex in the City.

1170
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:31,160
Speaker 2: You're not riding back in my car with me, you're getting.

1171
00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:36,160
Speaker 3: I'm gonna ride kaya all the way home.

1172
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:38,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's gonna ride this ship out of me.

1173
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:40,840
Speaker 2: Or I'm gonna start banning Drew from being in my

1174
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:42,640
Speaker 2: fucking car because he has a bad habit of getting

1175
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:44,680
Speaker 2: in my car and playing tiktoks next to my ear.

1176
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,920
Speaker 2: And it is so infuriating if you get in someone's

1177
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:53,320
Speaker 2: car and you play tiktoks with the volume on burning

1178
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:54,759
Speaker 2: fucking hell. You pissed me off.

1179
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:56,560
Speaker 3: Studying better than.

1180
00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:58,840
Speaker 1: What Drew does in my car where he'll get in

1181
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:01,399
Speaker 1: and he'll immediately pulls pantstone and then he'll bear ass

1182
00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:04,200
Speaker 1: far into the leather seats, and then he'll tickle me

1183
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:05,400
Speaker 1: until I piss myself.

1184
00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:09,439
Speaker 2: Yep, do a scy for to freak out.

1185
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:14,560
Speaker 3: I don't know we're doing media. Oh ummm okay, and

1186
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:16,920
Speaker 3: you'll put me onto Sex in the City. It's all

1187
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:19,080
Speaker 3: we've watched, It's all I've been able to consume. Also,

1188
00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:21,080
Speaker 3: oh my god, I had the new season of Young

1189
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:24,680
Speaker 3: Sheldon spoiled for me, and when I saw the fucking video, y'all.

1190
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:28,320
Speaker 3: I started crying, dead serious, I'm dead serious. I started crying.

1191
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:31,960
Speaker 3: Something very dark happens and my favorite character gets fucking

1192
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:35,480
Speaker 3: murked and gets killed and they kill hailed him. No,

1193
00:56:35,719 --> 00:56:38,759
Speaker 3: hell no, he goes in Wait somebody dies, yes, and

1194
00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:42,080
Speaker 3: he's really sad. Actually it's like literally Nick choked me up.

1195
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:44,200
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, that's like Papa like stuff.

1196
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:47,600
Speaker 2: That just sucks. Also, Ida has been flopping and all

1197
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:50,239
Speaker 2: of my dms come in a day later, so I

1198
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:52,759
Speaker 2: keep seeming like a piece of shit because I'm just

1199
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:53,919
Speaker 2: not replying to any of my friends.

1200
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,239
Speaker 3: But I like literally don't respond to people on IG

1201
00:56:57,120 --> 00:56:59,320
Speaker 3: like I have like five people i DM back, but

1202
00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:02,160
Speaker 3: like I'm literally like I'm not even on there enough

1203
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:06,520
Speaker 3: man for text. No, literally my phone is so dry.

1204
00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:08,920
Speaker 3: Fuck and whose fault is that?

1205
00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:10,319
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1206
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:13,480
Speaker 3: Right, well look, oh wait, this is another quote by me,

1207
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:15,920
Speaker 3: the action, Well, why we'll look at that. It's the

1208
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:22,200
Speaker 3: actions to my consequences, the consequentious. Look at that. It's

1209
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:23,880
Speaker 3: the consequentious to my actions.

1210
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:29,240
Speaker 2: And he's a beautiful, beautiful really quick.

1211
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:31,800
Speaker 1: Drew did say another quote that I'm just now fucking remembering,

1212
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:34,760
Speaker 1: and he said, Karma is a bitch and I was like, WHOA,

1213
00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:36,640
Speaker 1: that's fucking crazy, but continue K.

1214
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:41,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, well she stole it, but we're in ongoing litigation,

1215
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:47,600
Speaker 3: but I can't talk about that right now. M Little

1216
00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:54,320
Speaker 3: Boy by Death Grips, Alberto balsam afx Twin just some

1217
00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:57,200
Speaker 3: random little artists that not a lot of people know about.

1218
00:57:57,360 --> 00:57:58,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, who is the Twins.

1219
00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:03,240
Speaker 3: It's like two guys they like DJ together. My favorite

1220
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:05,040
Speaker 3: video of all time is that girl that went to

1221
00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:07,280
Speaker 3: Coachella and was like it was such good EDM vibes

1222
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:09,280
Speaker 3: and then we went to that stage and it was

1223
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:12,040
Speaker 3: just like really demonic energy and like babies crying the

1224
00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:17,920
Speaker 3: whole time, and she said, Aphex Twins, I'm pretty No,

1225
00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:23,479
Speaker 3: I don't know how to say that. I'm not giving

1226
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:27,600
Speaker 3: you all that. Yeah, I've been on a Blank Banshee

1227
00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:31,200
Speaker 3: vibe recently, if you know, you know like very oh

1228
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:38,080
Speaker 3: fuck oh fuck very oh. What's that aesthetic called vapor

1229
00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:41,680
Speaker 3: way vapor way, very vapor wave coded like Blank Banshie

1230
00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:46,919
Speaker 3: goes Crazy, teen pregnancy be Startup Wavestep is a Goat

1231
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:49,960
Speaker 3: song and then Eco Zones They actually put that album

1232
00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:56,200
Speaker 3: on Spotify late but great album. But yeah, Blank Banshee,

1233
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:57,680
Speaker 3: tune in, tap the fucking'.

1234
00:58:57,680 --> 00:59:03,040
Speaker 2: And that's my media, my media of the we eat

1235
00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:07,560
Speaker 2: Eeke is your mama's vagina, your mama stinky pussy in

1236
00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:11,600
Speaker 2: my butt, Birds of a Feather, Billie Eilish, Drama, Baby Slash, Malibu,

1237
00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:14,920
Speaker 2: Baby Sosa, Chihito. I don't know how to say that,

1238
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:16,480
Speaker 2: and I don't think it's supposed to be said with

1239
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:17,240
Speaker 2: the Stanish.

1240
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:17,600
Speaker 3: The Billy.

1241
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:19,360
Speaker 2: I don't know what it's like.

1242
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:23,440
Speaker 3: Chihiro, I think chi Hero No, I don't know how,

1243
00:59:25,880 --> 00:59:28,600
Speaker 3: but you've been tuned. Tap the fuck into that album.

1244
00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:31,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, that album's got me. That one and lunch. Those

1245
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:33,760
Speaker 2: three songs from that album are really good.

1246
00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:35,959
Speaker 3: Oh it's the Yeah, it is Japanese. It's the Little

1247
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:36,800
Speaker 3: Girl from.

1248
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:41,240
Speaker 2: The Little Girl from Spirit Away, from Spirited Away, Spirit.

1249
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:41,919
Speaker 1: Away to Ziro.

1250
00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:47,480
Speaker 2: And that's like, honestly it because I've just hit a

1251
00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:50,320
Speaker 2: phase where I'm like, Okay, maybe listening to the saddest

1252
00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:53,960
Speaker 2: folks song anybody's ever heard is only gonna make me sadder.

1253
00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:56,280
Speaker 2: So I need something that's gonna make me happy. I

1254
00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:57,200
Speaker 2: just want to be happy.

1255
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:03,280
Speaker 3: It's not really working, but Wompom.

1256
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:07,360
Speaker 2: And Sex and the City. That's all I've been watching.

1257
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:10,600
Speaker 2: I Love Sex and the City. You didn't like Aiden?

1258
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:14,360
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't like Aiden, and I don't like

1259
01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:18,480
Speaker 1: Aiden is perfect. I think you're the show. How are

1260
01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:19,000
Speaker 1: you in the show?

1261
01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:20,520
Speaker 2: We just started season four?

1262
01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:22,800
Speaker 1: Given another season, we'll see.

1263
01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:25,000
Speaker 2: Even if he sucks up, I'm like he was perfect,

1264
01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:26,760
Speaker 2: And if he sucks up, look at it is the

1265
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:28,320
Speaker 2: actions of my own consequences.

1266
01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:32,400
Speaker 1: I don't even have a real reason that Harry am

1267
01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:33,720
Speaker 1: I sexually intimidated by him?

1268
01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:38,560
Speaker 3: Yes, but that's literally Dalton, there's it literally.

1269
01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:44,000
Speaker 1: Is okay, there's something about like an artisanal guy who's

1270
01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:45,680
Speaker 1: like a venit who lives in venison.

1271
01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:48,720
Speaker 3: I can't say that about people. Kay, it's twenty twenty four. No,

1272
01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:51,520
Speaker 3: I said artis and stop saying that.

1273
01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:52,400
Speaker 2: I know it's weird.

1274
01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:53,080
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

1275
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:58,040
Speaker 1: Look Aiden sexy, but I don't like him, and I

1276
01:00:58,160 --> 01:01:00,840
Speaker 1: do like mister Big for Carrie, I do you do?

1277
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:03,600
Speaker 1: I do I think that I think that that is

1278
01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:06,560
Speaker 1: the who. I think that's who she should be with

1279
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:07,400
Speaker 1: that person.

1280
01:01:07,760 --> 01:01:09,720
Speaker 2: I guess they're both like messy boots.

1281
01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:10,120
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1282
01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:13,280
Speaker 3: As much as I don't like, I fucking hate when

1283
01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:15,919
Speaker 3: Big comes around. I fucking hate when Big comes really

1284
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:19,040
Speaker 3: every time, but I did. I did like their little

1285
01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:21,320
Speaker 3: moment on her birthday when she got an a limo

1286
01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:23,640
Speaker 3: with him. Yeah, and then she asked cute. Yeah. When

1287
01:01:23,640 --> 01:01:25,760
Speaker 3: she got out, I was like, goad, good for you, Carrie, Like,

1288
01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:29,720
Speaker 3: get the fuck out of that car. But that was

1289
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:32,080
Speaker 3: the conversation when I walked in and I was like,

1290
01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:33,439
Speaker 3: who am I from Sex and the City?

1291
01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:35,560
Speaker 1: Who are you? I don't know.

1292
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:39,560
Speaker 2: We decided he was like a bit of Miranda and Charlotte.

1293
01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:40,800
Speaker 3: I used to be Samantha.

1294
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:42,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, you used to be Samantha and I you're a

1295
01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:47,360
Speaker 2: bit of Charlotte and Miranda. I used to be Charlotte

1296
01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:50,560
Speaker 2: as fuck. And then I became I feel like I

1297
01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:52,000
Speaker 2: used to be Charlotte Miranda.

1298
01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:57,880
Speaker 3: Now I'm Oryan said Carrie. But for me, oh yeah yeah,

1299
01:01:57,960 --> 01:01:59,439
Speaker 3: she said Miranda's son Carrie.

1300
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:06,240
Speaker 1: Well, Kai Sha, who those are girls? Reference just be like, oh,

1301
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:08,960
Speaker 1: I'm sure anyway, I feel like you're.

1302
01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:18,000
Speaker 3: The chickens outside of her window talking okay, and and

1303
01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:18,640
Speaker 3: who else?

1304
01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:21,280
Speaker 2: Oh you're Steve as fuck?

1305
01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:24,840
Speaker 3: No, No, your Trey.

1306
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:28,360
Speaker 1: I'm Harry. I'm Harry. Have you met Harry yet?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: No, kay, I guess you're no. No, no, you're I

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Speaker 3: feel like you give the same vibe as me, like

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Speaker 3: Charlotte Miranda vibes. I agree with that.

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Speaker 1: I'm a little neurotic. I wanted to add to the

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Speaker 1: media just because I saw Phoenix lively and it was

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Speaker 1: good as when like a couple of days ago. Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for the invite, dude. I'm ignoring that and

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Speaker 1: I'm just going to continue to enjoy this moment. But

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Speaker 1: that ship was so fucking good.

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Speaker 3: Damn.

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Speaker 1: If anybody gets an opportunity to watch Phoenix, I would

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Speaker 1: recommend it. It's super good.

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Speaker 3: Well, shit, I had to funk in. And what about

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Speaker 3: gay porn? I've been watching a lot of it.

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Speaker 1: I said that one maybe three times, and I still

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Speaker 1: get punished for it. I like to have a little

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Speaker 1: bit of fun on the podcast.

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Speaker 3: Okay, juus sad Now speed that up to two times

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Speaker 3: speed and it sounds good. Some of y'all's AirPods be

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Speaker 3: looking like they was in y'all's ass, not y'all's ears.

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Speaker 3: Me and this bitch got high and she has no

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Speaker 3: food in her house, so now I'm eating a bag

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Speaker 3: of cough drops. I hate it. Here.

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Speaker 2: That was me last night. I was so hungry I

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Speaker 2: wanted to sneak into your room for talkies so bad, and.

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Speaker 3: I hate them all. I ate a whole bag of

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Speaker 3: toxie talkie stick txies, talk Toxicut lat Toxico Toxicut. Ugly bitches.

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Speaker 3: Be like my I don't know how soon is gonna hit.

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Speaker 3: Ugly bitches, Be like my, man, gotta be six to bitch.

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Speaker 3: You make me sick to my stomach? Six two to

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Speaker 3: my stomach.

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Speaker 2: That's good.

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Speaker 3: It's chill, chill, that's all I got. Do you hear

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Speaker 3: that your stomach?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I'm pretty hungry. All right, Well, thank you guys so

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Speaker 2: much for watching. If you're lucky, we'll be back.

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Speaker 3: Next week if we make it. If we make it, oh,

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Speaker 3: i've shot that camera. Can we make it?

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Speaker 2: Three