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Speaker 3: Donald Trump has assembled a wide range of supporters at
Speaker 3: the RNC and some of the most vocal evangelicals. Yes,
Speaker 3: he's a casino owner who's had three different wives, but
Speaker 3: the Conservative Christians know a devout man when they see
Speaker 3: one dog.
Speaker 4: Trop he represents the godly people of the United States
Speaker 4: of America.
Speaker 3: He's always acted like a good Christian.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, How can you build that kind of empire if
Speaker 4: you're not praying to God for good things every day.
Speaker 5: He is the man for this time in history, and
Speaker 5: God will using And I don't know that he's going
Speaker 5: to even be aware of how God is going to
Speaker 5: use him.
Speaker 3: You like, even knows what his relationship with God is.
Speaker 6: Absolutely, I think that they.
Speaker 3: Seemed convinced, but I was still struggling to see how
Speaker 3: this man reflected the teachings of the Good Book. What
Speaker 3: do you think about the idea of loving thy neighbor.
Speaker 7: You don't want somebody living next door to you that's
Speaker 7: going to sneak over and.
Speaker 6: Murder you in your sleep.
Speaker 3: Who's gonna do that.
Speaker 8: Muslims?
Speaker 3: But then I saw a man who could convince even
Speaker 3: the most skeptical of the death of Trump's faith.
Speaker 9: We are electing a man in Donald Trump who believes
Speaker 9: in the name of Jesus.
Speaker 3: Trist Pastor Mark Burns shining Man. That's the guy I
Speaker 3: needed to talk to, A man who gave the benediction
Speaker 3: on the opening night of the RNC.
Speaker 9: I believe Donald Trump without question loves God.
Speaker 3: He believes in the One True God.
Speaker 9: He believes Jesus Christ is his Lord and Saviord. He
Speaker 9: believes that marriage is between one man and one woman.
Speaker 1: He believes that way.
Speaker 3: What he believes.
Speaker 9: Marriage is between one man and one one. Who does
Speaker 9: Donald Trump believes one marriage is before one man and
Speaker 9: one and one.
Speaker 3: He also believes a younger woman comes along. No no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: no no no, that's not thanks. Marriage is between one
Speaker 3: man and one check one Slovenian and one American. Right,
Speaker 3: So your point is this one man, one woman things.
Speaker 3: I ran the numbers. They don't check out. Okay. So
Speaker 3: he stumbled a few times on his path toward righteousness.
Speaker 3: But surely he embodies the most basic Christian ideal of
Speaker 3: helping those in need. Jesus said, blessed are the poor,
Speaker 3: for they will inherit the kingdom of heaven.
Speaker 1: He did.
Speaker 3: Donald Trump said, I've watched politicians bragging about how poor
Speaker 3: they are, how poor their parents and grandparents were. And
Speaker 3: I said to myself, if they can stay so poor
Speaker 3: for so many generations, how smart can they be? They're morons.
Speaker 10: Donald Trump is not the pastor of the United States
Speaker 10: of America. He's accepted Jesus christis to save you. Is
Speaker 10: he a seminarian student? Can he execute the scriptures? I
Speaker 10: don't think so.
Speaker 3: You know who has run a Bible study. I'll give
Speaker 3: you a hint. It rhymes with Hillary Clinton.
Speaker 5: Quin Clinton.
Speaker 10: Yes, runs a Bible study.
Speaker 3: She did when she was first Lady of Arkansas.
Speaker 9: Well, you know, I can't speak to Hillary Clinton's relationship
Speaker 9: with God. I know she's really good at panduin out
Speaker 9: the black churches saying whatever amazing grace song she can
Speaker 9: come up with for that moment.
Speaker 3: Do you think Donald Trump knows the words to amazing Grace?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 3: As I said, I think it'd be more like tremendous grace.
Speaker 3: How fantastic the sound could save a pretty good guy
Speaker 3: like me. I once was lost, Although you know what,
Speaker 3: I was never lost. I was born with an impeccable
Speaker 3: sense of direction. When it comes to Trump's views on
Speaker 3: the poor and marriage, Christians are willing to turn the
Speaker 3: other cheek, an attitude they extend to all God's children,
Speaker 3: well almost all.
Speaker 9: I think that when Hillary Clinton calls Donald Trump a
Speaker 9: person that does disrespects women. For a woman herself to
Speaker 9: allow her husband to disrespect her, I think that's horrible.
Speaker 3: You're holding that to Hillary. What we show is what
Speaker 3: we received. So what's worse, Hillary allowing Bill to cheat
Speaker 3: or Donald Trump shitting.
Speaker 1: Well, I want to be clear.
Speaker 10: I'm miss Court and I said Hillary Trump has.
Speaker 3: Allowed you don't want to do anything.
Speaker 9: Bill is his own man.
Speaker 3: But you're connecting his actions to Hillary because he.
Speaker 9: Is Hillary Clinton's husband.
Speaker 3: But you're not connecting Donald Trump's actions to Donald Trump.
Speaker 3: And I believe Donald Trump.
Speaker 10: Just like any of us, when we fall, we faltered
Speaker 10: the sin.
Speaker 3: I see. Christians love to forgive, and Donald Trump allows
Speaker 3: them to practice forgiveness and truly biblical proportions aimen What
Speaker 3: was American last great For.
Speaker 11: Me, I would say the turning point for our country
Speaker 11: was nineteen thirteen when we passed the seventeenth Amendment.
Speaker 3: And what's the like back when like women couldn't vote?
Speaker 12: Yeah, night, well back up, but again like that, that's
Speaker 12: got your sweet spot right there, absolutely, But nineteen thirteen?
Speaker 13: What year?
Speaker 11: Was America great.
Speaker 8: When it was founded?
Speaker 11: Except for the slavery stuff?
Speaker 14: Except for the slavery stuff, you know, I think we
Speaker 14: were probably our strongest immediately post World War Two.
Speaker 8: So around the nineteen fifties.
Speaker 14: Yeah, mid forties, fifties.
Speaker 11: I mean, I think the fifties was great other than.
Speaker 14: You know, segregation and women's rights. Well, we could sit
Speaker 14: here and paint negative faces of all times in America.
Speaker 3: Correct, it's make America great again? So when was the
Speaker 3: last grade?
Speaker 15: It's always been great, so we're so if.
Speaker 3: It's always been great, what are we trying to go
Speaker 3: back to?
Speaker 2: We're not going back, We're going forward.
Speaker 8: I guess the eighties were pretty good.
Speaker 14: Hey, the eighties, the eighties, great music, cocaine, crack cocaine.
Speaker 8: Yeah, well we're always great.
Speaker 14: The people are great, so here, Yeah, that's.
Speaker 3: All America is great right now?
Speaker 7: So we did it.
Speaker 3: No, we didn't do it.
Speaker 14: America became great when the founding fathers put pen on
Speaker 14: paper in seventeen seventy six and decided to build a
Speaker 14: country based on laws.
Speaker 8: That was greatness.
Speaker 6: That was awesome.
Speaker 8: Other than the slavery obviously, that was terrible and.
Speaker 12: We didn't have that.
Speaker 14: Yeah, we did have that slay and the Indian thing
Speaker 14: right that was terrible, and the women's voting thing.
Speaker 8: But other than that, that was awesome.
Speaker 14: A few hiccups along the way, you know, like they say, yeah,
Speaker 14: nobody made it to the top without breaking a few
Speaker 14: pieces of china.
Speaker 8: That wasn't an insult.
Speaker 16: By the way, this year, the Republicans have touted their
Speaker 16: broader appeal with youth outreach groups, a woman up pavilion,
Speaker 16: and they even courted minorities by letting the Puerto Rican
Speaker 16: sit up front. So we went to check out the
Speaker 16: new GOP. But there was just one problem.
Speaker 8: Have you seen any Latinos?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 16: Excuse me, excuse me? Have you seen any black people?
Speaker 1: By a way, are you Latino?
Speaker 15: No?
Speaker 12: Damn it.
Speaker 1: Asian? Excuse me?
Speaker 6: Any black people?
Speaker 16: Okay, So this was harder than we thought. But just
Speaker 16: when we were about to give up. There was finally
Speaker 16: a sign, not your cheese.
Speaker 3: And it's still warm.
Speaker 11: They're close.
Speaker 3: Are you Republicans?
Speaker 6: It's just a gig man. Well we were getting closer.
Speaker 1: What's your name and are you Latino?
Speaker 8: My name is Luis Alvarado. I am Latino.
Speaker 16: Yes, finally they appeared. Now let's just take ten seconds
Speaker 16: and we're gonna look around and we're gonna count how
Speaker 16: many black people that we see around us aside from ourselves.
Speaker 16: They cannot be janitors and they cannot work here. Okay,
Speaker 16: al ready, let's go. I got zero.
Speaker 12: How many did you get?
Speaker 14: I got too right behind you.
Speaker 16: Oh and they're very light, so they may they may are,
Speaker 16: They're not very light.
Speaker 8: One of those got freckles.
Speaker 3: Can't checker papers.
Speaker 12: I mean the Republicans are right?
Speaker 6: This feels good?
Speaker 16: And just how were they making inroads with such diverse groups?
Speaker 16: Look no further than their youth outreach campaign headed up
Speaker 16: by their super rad leader. Yo, what's up Daily Show nerds.
Speaker 16: It's miss j Willie here with my man Pecan, president
Speaker 16: of Generation Opportunity.
Speaker 8: Pecan house a hangin huh completely?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 16: So you are the face of Generation Opportunity.
Speaker 1: I'm the president of it.
Speaker 13: You.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so how old are you exactly? I'm forty eight
Speaker 6: years old.
Speaker 8: Eight? Yeah, But I had a band when I was
Speaker 8: in high school.
Speaker 16: What year was that? Nineteen seventy five?
Speaker 1: No, I got your beat is nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 8: Holy I was not alive.
Speaker 16: Minorities check you check. But the real prize was the ladies.
Speaker 16: So the Republicans invited them via Twitter to the woman
Speaker 16: at Pavilion to engage in the issues most important to
Speaker 16: them free hair and makeup.
Speaker 13: We are two women and we are here too.
Speaker 3: Woman.
Speaker 4: Come on.
Speaker 16: The women embraced our presence and welcomed us into their
Speaker 16: reception room.
Speaker 7: Until this is a close President, I'm sorry, but we're
Speaker 7: two women and we're here to women up.
Speaker 6: Awesome, woman asked spontaneous women, and I got.
Speaker 16: This tweet that says that we could to get free
Speaker 16: touch ups on our hair.
Speaker 7: Yeah, ladies, down a shooter and grab your coooter.
Speaker 1: Excited.
Speaker 7: So hey, guys, step one, sure, did you want to
Speaker 7: transvagilan ultrasomey? Just to make sure that I'm qualified, because
Speaker 7: those are pretty good credentials.
Speaker 8: I'm a woman.
Speaker 3: Do you get to go?
Speaker 16: While the GOP had made some strides there was one
Speaker 16: place right next door where everyone was always welcome.
Speaker 11: Yes, thank you.
Speaker 6: So much for providing us with a safe space.
Speaker 3: Spirs.
Speaker 6: Y'all are welcome you at anytime.
Speaker 1: As we've learned this week, Unlike Democrats, Republicans are patriotic, honest,
Speaker 1: and decent. And there's a simple reason.
Speaker 2: Why small town America continues to be the moral grounding
Speaker 2: of this country.
Speaker 1: Small town with small town values, we grow good people
Speaker 1: in our small towns. So we sent the best news team.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, hold on a second, So we sent the
Speaker 1: most respectful and wholesome news team to find out what
Speaker 1: small town values really means.
Speaker 5: I am from a small town, so I can tell
Speaker 5: you exactly what that means.
Speaker 8: That's what I'd like you to do.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's it's real people, real values, common sense.
Speaker 8: Can you be more generic?
Speaker 15: A small town values means traditional marriage, it means.
Speaker 8: Help me out here.
Speaker 6: I can't.
Speaker 3: Oh you can't. Small town values.
Speaker 11: I would say fishing.
Speaker 1: And uh.
Speaker 4: Church?
Speaker 3: Uh you know God, which you wish?
Speaker 1: Church?
Speaker 6: The Christian Church, Christian Church are the other ones.
Speaker 8: That's just no, no, no, I mean Jewish Church, Christian Church.
Speaker 1: And it's what happens in those Christian and Jewish churches.
Speaker 1: That forms the bedrock of any small town.
Speaker 14: Marriages between a man and a woman.
Speaker 7: That is a small town.
Speaker 15: Value, a husband and a wife, a man and a woman.
Speaker 15: Small town values are common sense values. Conservatives believe and
Speaker 15: believe in things that make sense.
Speaker 1: Do you have nothing against homosexuals?
Speaker 8: Gays have all the rights that they want.
Speaker 15: All they gotta do is marry a person of the
Speaker 15: opposite sex.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, So as long as gays don't be gay,
Speaker 1: they've done all the rights they want.
Speaker 8: You shouldn't have special rights just because of the type.
Speaker 1: Of sex you have.
Speaker 3: Once of where's that of a constitution? It ain't.
Speaker 1: That's right. These folks know there's nothing more important than
Speaker 1: a bond between a man and a woman.
Speaker 13: The delegates are very respectful, and they're great tippers, and
Speaker 13: they choose very nice and we're happy to have them here.
Speaker 1: I like you, man, Thank you, man. I like you
Speaker 1: a lot, all right, thanks man. Give me a kiss
Speaker 1: on the cheek, on the cheek.
Speaker 16: Him.
Speaker 3: It's nice.
Speaker 1: You can't admit it.
Speaker 8: It was nice.
Speaker 3: Can you do that on cable TV?
Speaker 8: Of course I can. I can do a lot more
Speaker 8: than that. Small town values me not locking your door
Speaker 8: at night. You know you got a tractor in the field.
Speaker 3: You've got cow in the barn.
Speaker 1: Nineteen fifties, America. I hear you there. What do you
Speaker 1: do for living?
Speaker 8: Powell?
Speaker 3: I'm a lobbyist.
Speaker 1: Oh, just like the fifties. Everybody knows everybody, and you're
Speaker 1: welcome anywhere you go, just like I remember a.
Speaker 9: Backyard cookout of the Republican Finance Committee reception.
Speaker 3: Come on, Roberg, Hello, the youngest of the Riggle boys
Speaker 3: from the Stuart Place.
Speaker 12: You can't come in.
Speaker 8: Hello, Hello, Hey, hey, neighbor.
Speaker 1: Hey, let's go new not too bad, neighbor. Let's keep going.
Speaker 8: You're gonna have to leave.
Speaker 1: It's hey, it's hey.
Speaker 3: It's Wyant, Jesse's grandson. S the racial thing, is it?
Speaker 1: Goodbye? Spend just a few minutes here, and you know
Speaker 1: what small town values are all about. And nobody put
Speaker 1: it better than Regina.
Speaker 5: But we talk about that's political on our kitchen breakfast table.
Speaker 3: It's a nook.
Speaker 5: It's a nook.
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 5: Is that America is awesome?
Speaker 13: Last night, Sarah Palin took the stage and silenced her critics.
Speaker 13: This woman is qualified.
Speaker 6: Tell me about our qualifications.
Speaker 8: One, she's a beautiful lady.
Speaker 6: She hunts and fishes and is not afraid to get
Speaker 6: her hands dirty.
Speaker 8: She's only that far from Russia from those eyes A Putin.
Speaker 7: One of the things that I really respect about Sarah
Speaker 7: Palin is that she makes Americans feel like anyone can
Speaker 7: be president.
Speaker 1: But there's one.
Speaker 13: Issue for which she's still being unfairly attacked.
Speaker 3: It's very inappropriate that the Democrats have seized on the
Speaker 3: issue of Bristol's pregnancy.
Speaker 5: That is a personal that is very personal, and I
Speaker 5: don't think that she should be attacked for that.
Speaker 17: I think it's a family issue.
Speaker 6: Politics should stay out of people's business.
Speaker 3: You do what's right.
Speaker 8: And you know she's going to have the baby, she's
Speaker 8: going to get married.
Speaker 5: She said, no, it's a human being she made.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, what is she made the decision? The decision.
Speaker 6: There's another word I'm looking for, rhyme.
Speaker 13: I think it rhymes with voice. Every family and every
Speaker 13: woman should have the right to.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry. What's the word I'm looking for.
Speaker 13: It's her family, it's her Oh god, what is the word?
Speaker 13: What is the word I'm looking for? It's like an
Speaker 13: alternative or if you have two things, you be Sarah
Speaker 13: Palin and I'll be herself. Seventeen year old daughter Bristol.
Speaker 3: You know you and I have always been able to
Speaker 3: openly discuss what do.
Speaker 6: You want to talk to me about? I'm too busier
Speaker 6: and now mom, he got out of my room. It's
Speaker 6: like when you have a lot of options and you
Speaker 6: have to select one. What's the word I'm looking for?
Speaker 6: What is the word? Adoption?
Speaker 4: Is one?
Speaker 6: You know, there's a specific word I'm looking for.
Speaker 17: I'm sure the family will be able to make the
Speaker 17: best decision for.
Speaker 6: Them, but they'll have the freedom to make that decision.
Speaker 6: Hold on a second, I'm trying to have a boyfriend.
Speaker 6: Can I carry you back? My mom is in my room.
Speaker 6: She wants to talk to me about something. Hold on,
Speaker 6: I pay back.
Speaker 17: Well, yes, but I don't think that I don't think
Speaker 17: that the decision I think it should be not I
Speaker 17: think that the family decision would become as how.
Speaker 5: Yes, okay, oh my godhead, you.
Speaker 13: Bothering mannis it's you know, when you have like an alternative.
Speaker 6: What's the word I'm looking for? Alternative? A different choice?
Speaker 8: Choice?
Speaker 6: Yes, exactly.
Speaker 13: Every family, every person should have the choice to decide
Speaker 13: what's best for them.
Speaker 3: You know the left.
Speaker 8: Clamors for choice, we want to make choice, we want choice.
Speaker 8: And Sarah Palin's daughter has made a choice.
Speaker 6: Freedom of choice. That's different than being pro choice. She's
Speaker 6: able to make the choice that she doesn't really want
Speaker 6: other people to have.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 6: Does that make sense?
Speaker 8: We've heard a lot this week about Mitt Romney's number
Speaker 8: one qualification for presidents.
Speaker 3: Mitt Romney turned busy.
Speaker 8: This is around in the private sector. He's made a
Speaker 8: success of failing companies.
Speaker 14: America needs a turnaround and the man for the job
Speaker 14: is Governor Mitt Romney.
Speaker 3: And why is that?
Speaker 14: I think government needs to run more lack of business.
Speaker 11: These aren't easy conversations to have.
Speaker 8: But if it's not working, you gotta end it.
Speaker 1: It's gotta go.
Speaker 8: If a branch of Blimpis is failing, they don't reward it.
Speaker 8: They shut that down exactly.
Speaker 12: Always letting the market decide would be the best thing
Speaker 12: to do.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, And where are you from?
Speaker 3: Mississippi?
Speaker 1: Mississippi?
Speaker 11: Whoa whoa dead last? And per capita income you are
Speaker 11: costing the federal government twenty billion dollars.
Speaker 13: That is uh.
Speaker 4: You know what?
Speaker 11: I think We're gonna have to let the market decide.
Speaker 8: And if that's the case, we need to take a
Speaker 8: hard look at which divisions of AmeriCorps succeeding and which
Speaker 8: are failing. Because what was that Delaware?
Speaker 11: And if it's not working, you gotta end it.
Speaker 8: It's gotta go exactly.
Speaker 3: So let's do this.
Speaker 8: Let's talk about the bottom line. South Carolina is taking
Speaker 8: way more in government funding than it's playing back in tax.
Speaker 14: Well that's not good, is it.
Speaker 8: No, you're in the red.
Speaker 17: Yeah, so what do we do with cut government expenses?
Speaker 16: Maybe?
Speaker 14: Why don't we try that?
Speaker 8: Oh so you're blaming the boss.
Speaker 13: Huh?
Speaker 8: One operating division audited forty nine anxious states to go
Speaker 8: nervous todd a little bit. It's kind of hard though, Yeah,
Speaker 8: because I see your sweating. You're anticipating bad news in
Speaker 8: this conversation.
Speaker 1: Uh No, not really.
Speaker 8: Well, you're about to get some Wisconsin is failing.
Speaker 11: You are taking in more than you're giving back.
Speaker 8: That's what they say.
Speaker 1: No, that's what I'm telling you.
Speaker 11: I'm looking at your numbers here, they're middling. I know
Speaker 11: you're wyoming. No one really expects anything of you.
Speaker 14: What do you think?
Speaker 8: Yeah, would you like a gatorade or towel or something. No, okay,
Speaker 8: it seems like your whole face is crying. These conversations
Speaker 8: are never easy. It can be painful.
Speaker 11: We've decided to let Georgia go.
Speaker 8: Suddenly when actually faced with the numbers. Running American life
Speaker 8: a business didn't seem like a good idea after all,
Speaker 8: and it was every state for themselves.
Speaker 12: You're really in the red and we can't support you.
Speaker 11: No, no, no, Iowa has.
Speaker 3: A budget that shows up in the black.
Speaker 12: Sir, Once you talk to California, Iowa is talking so
Speaker 12: much crap about you right now?
Speaker 1: About yes, who are we.
Speaker 11: Getting rid of?
Speaker 8: I'd go with main All right, how do you think
Speaker 8: this year wins?
Speaker 15: Well?
Speaker 8: I don't think it went too well. Again, Oh no,
Speaker 8: it didn't go too well.
Speaker 1: O terrible.
Speaker 11: You are taking in more than you're giving back.
Speaker 5: I don't see anything wrong with that.
Speaker 8: To help us get moving.
Speaker 11: Forward, explain to me if we're running a business here,
Speaker 11: why we're keeping you around?
Speaker 8: Let me talk?
Speaker 6: Can I talk about these hats right now?
Speaker 8: Americorp is clearly struggling. It was time to see EO up.
Speaker 11: All right, you three are here because you are the
Speaker 11: worst three states in the Union. So we're gonna have
Speaker 11: a little context. Okay, first prize, you get to keep
Speaker 11: your job. Second prize, anyone want to see?
Speaker 8: Second price?
Speaker 11: Second prize obradge boy CD oh yay?
Speaker 1: Third price is your fire?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 11: Minnesota? Why the hell should I keep you?
Speaker 6: We have a land of ten thousand like.
Speaker 11: You'll go home and water ski? Whyoman?
Speaker 6: What do you got last population in the Union?
Speaker 4: Wide open spaces?
Speaker 11: Yeah, who gives you to go fly a kite?
Speaker 1: Mississippi?
Speaker 11: You think this is funny?
Speaker 1: Yes, you see this watch.
Speaker 11: This watch is worth more than your entire state.
Speaker 14: We know what hard work is and we're good.
Speaker 10: Then we grow cotton and we are the most hospitable
Speaker 10: people that you'll ever want to Nat.
Speaker 11: I gotta be honest. Her state's a piece.
Speaker 1: She is out selling YouTube. Take your CD.
Speaker 14: Get this out.
Speaker 3: You're fired.
Speaker 8: Prepare yourself, America. Because Romney always be closing.
Speaker 13: Republicans are experts at managing their image. Questioners at campaign
Speaker 13: events are carefully vetted.
Speaker 6: Mister President, I don't have a question. I have three
Speaker 6: thank you, thank you, And the press is either shut out, thanks.
Speaker 7: Or seduced.
Speaker 6: That was the strategy at the convention.
Speaker 13: They're the GOP set up a lavish, free spad just
Speaker 13: for journalists.
Speaker 6: Some reporters might be co opted, but not ed Helms
Speaker 6: and Samantha b that's good.
Speaker 13: We wouldn't be distracted from our mission by cheap bribes.
Speaker 13: We were here at the convention to get all up
Speaker 13: in the GOP's collective grill.
Speaker 6: Let's talk about the warn wreck. Who do you think
Speaker 6: God wants to win?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 8: Wow, Hi, excuse me.
Speaker 12: I was hoping you could wear our hat for the convention.
Speaker 12: I have a feeling that you're going to get a
Speaker 12: tremendous amount of airtime.
Speaker 14: Thank you.
Speaker 8: Who do you like better?
Speaker 1: Brooks are done?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 8: I'm into Brooks.
Speaker 12: George Bush's vice president, Dick Cheney, voted in support of
Speaker 12: segregation when he was a senator in Wyoming. Does that
Speaker 12: give you pause as an African American Republican?
Speaker 1: Well, I think it's important for people have come totally kidding.
Speaker 12: Some people say that it's a conflict of interest that
Speaker 12: Fox News Channel is producing this convention. What are your
Speaker 12: thoughts on that? I think Fox News is absolutely awesome.
Speaker 13: I have a feeling you're going to be all over
Speaker 13: the TV tonight.
Speaker 6: Would you wear this.
Speaker 4: Hat for us?
Speaker 1: This is such a country of opportunity.
Speaker 3: And although all of us have little clips in our lives.
Speaker 13: I mean, is tonight the night that they exploit nine
Speaker 13: to eleven? Or is tonight inspired empty promises for the future.
Speaker 6: Have you had a hot carl since you've been here?
Speaker 14: I have not, Just you know, so much to do.
Speaker 14: I haven't gotten did everything yet, but I will.
Speaker 13: I'll be here, what five days, just getting a taxi
Speaker 13: and say take me to where I can get a
Speaker 13: hot carl, and you will.
Speaker 6: Be in for something that you never expected.
Speaker 5: We will look forward to that.
Speaker 8: And we're going to have a little time during the
Speaker 8: next few days. And we planned to tour your beautiful city.
Speaker 6: Have you had your picture taken with a black person yet?
Speaker 13: Well?
Speaker 8: I don't think so, but I wouldn't mind doing that.
Speaker 6: That's something you'd be willing to try. Why, certainly there's
Speaker 6: plenty of them, I know. Do you have any of
Speaker 6: them in Montana?
Speaker 14: We don't.
Speaker 8: You know, we don't have any.
Speaker 17: In fact, I guess our kids were pretty old before
Speaker 17: they saw one.
Speaker 6: You know what we were wrong about the Republicans.
Speaker 13: Turns out they could handle a tough question.
Speaker 6: After all, a.
Speaker 12: Lot of people are upset about the situation in Iraq.
Speaker 12: Its devolved into this kind of quagmire. I hoping he
Speaker 12: knows how we're going to get out of it.
Speaker 6: That's your opinion, but thank you.
Speaker 12: My question for you is, where the.
Speaker 16: Fuck are you going?
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