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Speaker 1: You've done it. You are getting me fulled Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey experience right now with our podcast.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I know you want more, Okay, I'm just

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Speaker 2: telling you TikTok YouTube all the socials at Brook and

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey and let's start the show right now.

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Speaker 3: By now, you've probably heard that April eighth is the

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Speaker 3: day of the total solar eclipse. It's Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 3: in the morning, and that's where the moon.

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Speaker 4: Completely blocks out the sun. Yep, and the Lizard.

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Speaker 3: People emerge from their underground caves to meet secretly in

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Speaker 3: the hidden room at the top of the Washington Monument.

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Speaker 1: They better meet quickly. They only got a couple of minutes.

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Speaker 3: Happens every eclipse, but there's another major cosmic event going

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Speaker 3: down that same day. It's gonna be pretty upsetting to

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Speaker 3: any foodies out there who haven't heard. But the day

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Speaker 3: of the eclipse, the sun will also be setting on

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Speaker 3: a very popular food perk that we've enjoyed for years.

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Speaker 1: What they think, the world goes dark for a couple

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Speaker 1: of minutes, and we're not going.

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Speaker 5: To notice what's happening.

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Speaker 3: Starting April eighth, non costco members can no longer eat

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Speaker 3: the Costco food.

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Speaker 4: Court food I am sorry, it's true.

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Speaker 3: The other day, a sign was posted up at a

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Speaker 3: store in Orlando saying, quote, effective April eighth, twenty twenty four,

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Speaker 3: an active Costco membership card will be required to purchase

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Speaker 3: items from our food court. Oh so it's over, and

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Speaker 3: I think we all know Brook is behind me. Yes,

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Speaker 3: she went, and she told her powerful corporate friends at

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Speaker 3: Cookland HQ she doesn't want any more poor people allowed

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Speaker 3: into the stores, eating up all her precious dollar ninety

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Speaker 3: nine slices of pitch.

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Speaker 1: Costco is so strict.

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Speaker 3: But April eighth is gonna be a very very dark

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Speaker 3: day in more ways than one.

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Speaker 6: Now, I haven't gone to the Costco Food Court forever,

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Speaker 6: and now I have to.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna tell you it's hat.

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Speaker 2: It's like, it's like slamming it. I went and it

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Speaker 2: was hard to find a table. Yeah no, And it

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Speaker 2: was like Brissy Restaurant was like three o'clock on a Wednesday.

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Speaker 7: Gotta love Costco.

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Speaker 4: Costco Foo. It's slamming, I tell you.

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Speaker 8: It is.

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Speaker 1: So it is a.

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Speaker 4: Gas in there.

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Speaker 8: Car.

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Speaker 3: Not that you're gonna know about it because you don't

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Speaker 5: You guys are dumb.

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Speaker 4: To something slightly.

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Speaker 3: Less suppressing your shot collar question of the day with

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Speaker 3: our own digital Jake, Jay, can you please lift our moods?

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Speaker 9: We'll try Happy April one everybody, or as they call

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Speaker 9: it in Sweden, guten tog fool and Boker's Day.

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Speaker 10: That's German translation happy April Fools.

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Speaker 9: And we've definitely covered many of the viral pranks that

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Speaker 9: businesses have done to try and trick their customers. Yeah,

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Speaker 9: like when Burger King introduced their new left handed whopper,

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Speaker 9: month to use vowels.

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Speaker 1: Wait, I think that might be real chance.

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Speaker 9: Today, in honor of those creative company pranks, we're gonna

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Speaker 9: do a special April Fools edition of Did this Prank

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Speaker 9: really happen?

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Speaker 10: Or Did we make it up? Plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 6: Dude, Jake is so created, everything's making up. I always

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Speaker 3: Gonna just Jake's in charge of making all the pranks

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Speaker 3: for all the companies in the world.

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Speaker 9: By we'll go around the room and I'll read a

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Speaker 9: short blurb about a company stunt on April first, and

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Speaker 9: you tell me true they actually did that or false.

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Speaker 10: Jake just made that up. We'll start with the least

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Speaker 10: globle woman in the room. That's Alexis.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, she believes nothing.

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Speaker 9: Alexis the Honda HRV Selfie Edition. In twenty sixteen, Honda

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Speaker 9: announced a hybrid car combining two of America's favorite things,

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Speaker 9: taking selfies and expensive car lease. The release said, with

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Speaker 10: Is that real or did I make that up?

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Speaker 11: I can't that be real?

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Speaker 1: Thing? Weak because I'm not exciting if it's real.

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Speaker 11: I'm saying if they did this as a real prank, Yeah.

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Speaker 4: This was an April fool's joke.

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Speaker 11: Just making sure I haven't been missing out and I

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Speaker 11: didn't buy the wrong Remember, you're the least gullible person

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Speaker 1: Just got a car.

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Speaker 11: Oh, I mean I fell for it instantly. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 11: already considering checking their website.

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Speaker 1: So I think it's a real.

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Speaker 10: Prince Alexis says, that's a real prank.

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Speaker 8: That is.

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Speaker 7: A real prank.

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Speaker 1: What they can happen.

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Speaker 10: Alexis is still in it. Let's go over to Brook

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Speaker 10: Okay Brook.

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Speaker 9: In a wacky April Fool's Day prank from two thousand

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Speaker 9: and eight, Pizza Hut unveiled pizza flavored toothpaste, a toothpaste

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Speaker 9: infused with the savory taste of pepperoni and sausage. The

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Speaker 9: out cheesy looking toothpaste with red, dark chunks in it.

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Speaker 10: Is that a real April Fools Day prank? Or did

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Speaker 10: I just make that up?

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Speaker 12: Oh?

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Speaker 2: It's so good because we've talked about pizza beer, We've

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Speaker 1: Like lip bom, you know pizza dude. It's so funny.

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Speaker 1: It made the little glands in the back of my mouth. Yea,

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Speaker 1: like in a bad way.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna say it's real.

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Speaker 10: Brook says, that's a real prank. That is that is

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Speaker 10: a fake prank? I made that up?

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Speaker 7: You should do that.

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Speaker 10: I got your mouth watering though. Let's go to Jose,

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Speaker 10: Okay Jose.

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Speaker 9: In two thousand and four, Toyota did an April Fool's

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Speaker 9: promotion called Swap Your Car Swap Your Pet What. It

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Speaker 9: was a made up event where customers were told that

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Speaker 9: they traded in their old car for a new one,

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Speaker 9: they could do the same with their pet free.

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Speaker 10: No, is that a real prank? Or did I make

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Speaker 10: that up?

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Speaker 4: That is so mean? Well it could be kind of useful.

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Speaker 6: Though, I'm gonna say that this is too mean to

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Speaker 5: This is not a real joke.

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Speaker 10: Jose said, that's a fake prank.

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Speaker 8: That is.

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Speaker 10: Is a fake prank. I made that up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it would have been funnier if they did like

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Speaker 1: significant others are your kids.

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Speaker 9: We're over to Jeffrey now, Jeffrey the Pygmy Hippo Cafe,

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Speaker 9: move over, cats and coffee. In twenty fifteen, supplement company

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Speaker 9: Happy Hippo in Europe announce the Happy Hippo Cafe, where

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Speaker 9: you could dine with two baby pygmy hippos named George

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Speaker 9: and Bungle from Switzerland. Take my money, get your coffee

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Speaker 9: or a Patriots. The hippos walk around you, climb on

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Speaker 9: your lap and getting close for a snuggle. Was that

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Speaker 5: I needed to be real.

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Speaker 3: I mean, cut is definitely a ten ethical factor, it's

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Speaker 3: a zero. Yeah, they're like, hippos kill more humans in

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Speaker 1: The pigmy hippos are darling little.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm saying it's made up.

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Speaker 10: Jeffrey said, that's a fake prank. That is a real prank.

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Speaker 10: It happened in twenty.

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Speaker 7: Make it real life.

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Speaker 9: I know we're back to Alexis now. Next wrong answer

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Speaker 9: loses Alexis in a wildly imaginative April Fool's Day stunt.

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Speaker 9: In twenty twelve, McDonald's Germany announced the launch of edible

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Speaker 1: It Awesome.

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Speaker 9: The announcement included a promotional video showcasing customers happily munching

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Speaker 9: filled pouches before eating those as well. Ouch, is that

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Speaker 9: a real prank? Or did I make that up?

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Speaker 11: Were lazy like edible gum wrappers wasn't five gum Like?

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Speaker 1: There was one year everybody found out.

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Speaker 11: You could eat the wrapper and that was like a

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Speaker 11: huge thing to do in school.

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Speaker 2: When they do rice paper, like any sort of candies

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Speaker 2: that are wrapped in rice paper.

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Speaker 1: And you can eat the rice. So I'm gonna say

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Speaker 1: it's true.

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Speaker 10: Jay Alexis said, that's a real prank. That is a

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Speaker 10: fake prank. I made that up. That means, Jose, you

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Speaker 10: won today's April Fools edission of the April plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 4: Good work, Jose the most right.

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Speaker 3: So he's gonna choose who gets shocked today, and whoever

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Speaker 3: it is is going to be singing Mambo number five

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Speaker 3: by lou Bega.

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Speaker 6: Well, I am gonna choose the person that I hate

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Speaker 6: the most April for my god, you broke it's Alexis.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, you hate Alexis the most?

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Speaker 2: Okay, didn't we just talk about all the names in

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Speaker 2: Mambo number five.

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Speaker 1: If you have one of those names, it means you're old.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 11: A little bit of Monica and my lie, A little

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Speaker 11: bit of Erica by my side, a little bit of Rita.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's your shot collar question of the day.

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Speaker 3: Happy April Fools, everybody, full TAP's coming up in just

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Speaker 12: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Another day, another grueling five hundred degrees in our studio.

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Speaker 4: It's broken, Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Because if you haven't heard, the air conditioning here has

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Speaker 3: been busted for over a month.

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Speaker 8: Now.

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Speaker 5: That's what is so bad.

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Speaker 4: We've heard every excuse in the world. I know why

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Speaker 4: it's not fixed.

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Speaker 3: The parts are being shipped from Russia and it's going

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Speaker 3: to take two weeks. The HVAC guys were here to

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Speaker 3: fix it, but they got called away at the last

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Speaker 3: second because the county jail had an issue.

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Speaker 4: With their acuit and that took precedence.

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Speaker 1: These are all true stories.

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Speaker 3: I'm not joking when I say that they actually didn't

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Speaker 3: want the prisoners to be a little bit sweaty. It's

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Speaker 3: fine if the scum of the earth radio people don't

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Speaker 3: have to suffer. But now we have another update, and

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Speaker 3: you're gonna think that we're making this up. But we

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Speaker 3: saw the text messages to confirm that this is true. Brooke,

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Speaker 3: do you want to say what happened?

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Speaker 1: So they were so close, they were really close. They

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Speaker 11: They're going to finally fix it.

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Speaker 1: They got the permit they needed from the city.

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Speaker 2: Okay, no, but they texted our engineer, yeah sad to

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Speaker 2: say guy had a migraine.

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Speaker 6: Yeah God, to go home.

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Speaker 4: Oh, no, to go home. He was over caffeinated.

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Speaker 3: his sad, sad little Headachey it's interesting.

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Speaker 2: At the beginning of them fixing it, it was a

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Speaker 10: Well you see dam.

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Speaker 3: It's the radio segment that's trying to convince ESPN to

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Speaker 7: That's cool.

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Speaker 1: Bigfoot doesn't exist.

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Speaker 2: No, yeah, there's rule you can't you can't shoot harry men,

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Speaker 3: They told them it was really more of a question

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Speaker 3: To ask the cops about it. Tell the guy know

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Speaker 1: Oh, okay, you don't want to get like a dough.

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Speaker 4: Of course, would not hunt it. He would not shoot

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Speaker 3: Also, the man said he understands there might not be many.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, this next laser stories out of weather World.

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Speaker 3: There's now a way to guarantee no rain on your vacations.

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Speaker 3: What really, or at least get a refund if the

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Speaker 2: Oh, I thought we were going to only be able

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Speaker 3: Because there's a new app called weather Promise, which guarantees

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Speaker 4: What I need this? It rains everywhere I know. How

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Speaker 3: Weather Promise has you put in your travel destination okay,

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Speaker 3: think it's going to rain okay, and if they get

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Speaker 11: Oh my god, Why are they just volunteering themselves for this?

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Speaker 4: It's amazing?

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Speaker 1: Is that sure that the AI can get it right?

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Speaker 4: That simple?

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Speaker 3: The users will receive an apology along with instructions to

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Speaker 3: is a catch the jeff do You have to pay

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Speaker 2: Them in order to get any money from them bingo okay.

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Speaker 3: For example, a five thousand dollars trip to Honolulu for

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Speaker 10: WHOA, what pricey?

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Speaker 1: It is pricey?

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Speaker 2: But if it rains and honestly, if you're just betting right,

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Speaker 12: Yo.

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Speaker 5: And in Hawaii it will rain for like five minutes

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Speaker 3: But it's like if it rains more than their prediction, yes, that's.

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Speaker 7: Why you have to You have to like beat the dai.

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Speaker 7: They're like literally doing raine.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and what if they're right about the weather, well,

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Speaker 4: Fifty dollars that you paid them for the insurance. So

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Speaker 4: is it worth the gamble?

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Speaker 3: Actually, Well, just remember the house always wins, so there's

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Speaker 1: Let's do it, Jeff, Yeah.

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Speaker 4: We'll give it a try. This next Laser Stories had a.

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Speaker 3: Food news, would cute fruit be more enticing to you?

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Speaker 5: The size of an apple. Oh, it's like a grape.

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Speaker 7: How sweet?

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Speaker 4: Well problem?

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Speaker 10: Literally?

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Speaker 3: Also, they're small enough for a couple of people to

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Speaker 3: So for now at least you probably won't see them

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Speaker 11: And Jeffrey give me pineapple online for the Settle Snoop

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Speaker 11: Dogg character in front of me.

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Speaker 1: It's real fruit. It's gonna rot.

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Speaker 3: Like that story because it debunks the theory that bigger

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Speaker 4: The new saying is smaller is the new baller.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's going to pick up.

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Speaker 4: That's what this guy is saying, and he's a crawler.

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Speaker 4: That's how these lazy stories has come to an end

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Speaker 4: of the day. We'll do it again same time.

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Speaker 12: On Wednesday, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning, a will.

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Speaker 3: Be cushion on a chair, salt in someone's coffee, faking

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Speaker 3: If you've ever done any of those, you not only

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Speaker 3: a special edition of Riffing Around April Fool Style. No,

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Speaker 3: it's the type of music that's gonna make you want

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Speaker 4: Anything it's coming up.

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Speaker 8: Around. That's right.

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Speaker 3: Every time we play this game, my co hosts lose

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Speaker 3: You heard it, it's riffing around? And what are we

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Speaker 6: Stretch so far like this nineteen fifties artist was born

456
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Speaker 6: on April first.

457
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,520
Speaker 3: Well know, I hear you telling me I'm creative, and

458
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:13,480
Speaker 3: that's a point for Host.

459
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:17,240
Speaker 12: I did.

460
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:24,760
Speaker 3: Give April Fools on the brain seem to be unthinkable,

461
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:30,920
Speaker 3: starting with Alexis arn this April Fools theme song, Oh.

462
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:33,760
Speaker 1: Easy, I recognize it.

463
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:34,680
Speaker 11: That title.

464
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:41,359
Speaker 4: I need a guess April fool all steal it.

465
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:42,320
Speaker 1: Pour some sugar on.

466
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:46,119
Speaker 10: Me, Put some sugar on me by death Leopard prak.

467
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:50,280
Speaker 4: Yes, it's a great prank. Bucket of sugar on somebody's head.

468
00:21:50,359 --> 00:21:51,800
Speaker 8: Got you April Fools.

469
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:56,919
Speaker 3: I'm diabetic sugar One point for Brook, which Brook, the

470
00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:58,080
Speaker 3: office prankster is up.

471
00:21:58,119 --> 00:21:59,959
Speaker 4: There should be no problem for you. Name it.

472
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Speaker 3: Start to right now, Oh, Jose stealing.

473
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,280
Speaker 5: I know the song. I can't think of the title.

474
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,280
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go and treat you better.

475
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:19,280
Speaker 10: Artist was right, but not the can you get it?

476
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:26,040
Speaker 7: Respect for you?

477
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:33,080
Speaker 4: It's stitches by why because on April Fools you're laughing

478
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:33,480
Speaker 4: so hard.

479
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:38,960
Speaker 7: It's got you. Jeff for Yeah, Jeff, I'm on the

480
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,120
Speaker 7: give me your I'm.

481
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:41,760
Speaker 8: Doing the game.

482
00:22:42,359 --> 00:22:43,480
Speaker 4: Jeff has entered the chat.

483
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:47,800
Speaker 3: We're on the Jose, Jose, I know you're generally anti humor,

484
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:49,440
Speaker 3: but name this funny song.

485
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:54,240
Speaker 4: Oh, remember think April.

486
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:58,159
Speaker 3: Fools pranks and reactions might have something to do.

487
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:04,320
Speaker 4: With the title. Oh I almost have it three seconds

488
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:06,120
Speaker 4: be good?

489
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:08,240
Speaker 10: Wrong, Alexis? Can you steal?

490
00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:09,159
Speaker 12: So?

491
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:10,320
Speaker 10: I can't think of the title.

492
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,160
Speaker 4: Given a hint to book on that one?

493
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:15,800
Speaker 8: What do you think.

494
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:18,080
Speaker 13: You are?

495
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:18,639
Speaker 12: Know to me?

496
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:30,480
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, it's you need to calm down?

497
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:32,200
Speaker 14: Yeah?

498
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:34,240
Speaker 4: What is that associated with April Fools?

499
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:35,840
Speaker 1: Because you're too excited?

500
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:38,040
Speaker 10: That's of course what you say.

501
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,200
Speaker 4: When the person who gets pranks doesn't react. Well, yeah,

502
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:42,680
Speaker 4: you need to calm down.

503
00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:44,600
Speaker 10: It's another point.

504
00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:48,200
Speaker 4: So well, Jeff has jumped into the lead with two.

505
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:52,400
Speaker 3: Points, are actually rooting for booking his a tied with one?

506
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:55,760
Speaker 3: Alexis pulling up the rear with zero Alexis round two?

507
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:56,919
Speaker 3: Remember think prank?

508
00:23:57,119 --> 00:23:57,920
Speaker 8: Can you name it?

509
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,280
Speaker 1: But I know you're never going to give you up?

510
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:06,280
Speaker 5: Is it the young gravy one or is it something else?

511
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:08,439
Speaker 11: It's not never going to give you up.

512
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:16,480
Speaker 1: It's the beginnings.

513
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:19,840
Speaker 4: She's at a disadvantage. Let's just give it to classic

514
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:23,600
Speaker 4: Rick roll p. Yeah, we're back to you. Maybe you'll

515
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:25,920
Speaker 4: do better on this one. Picturing your husband with his

516
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:26,600
Speaker 4: clothes on.

517
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Speaker 1: Oh I'm.

518
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Speaker 7: Oh my god.

519
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:38,080
Speaker 4: Today it's having a panic attack as she's listening.

520
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,240
Speaker 7: Song where the mom.

521
00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:46,920
Speaker 4: The mom is like, what, we don't need the backstory killing?

522
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:50,600
Speaker 5: Can you steal it?

523
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:55,359
Speaker 4: Alexis? Can you steal it?

524
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Speaker 7: You turning?

525
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:00,919
Speaker 12: I know.

526
00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:09,639
Speaker 4: That's the feeling that you have when you go into

527
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,640
Speaker 4: April Fools Day. You're stressed out. Who's gonna play?

528
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:13,520
Speaker 10: Paper standing?

529
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,200
Speaker 4: Jose? We're back to you. Your eyes are open, not

530
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:18,280
Speaker 4: sure anybody's home the.

531
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Speaker 10: Play this one?

532
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:21,440
Speaker 6: What is it?

533
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:22,320
Speaker 7: Come on?

534
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,000
Speaker 5: My favorite me?

535
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:29,680
Speaker 7: It's something thanks? Oh, thank you?

536
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:30,040
Speaker 12: Next?

537
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:33,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right. How does that relate to April Fool's Day?

538
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:34,240
Speaker 7: Because it's like, thank you?

539
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:34,880
Speaker 5: Next prank?

540
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:35,200
Speaker 13: Please?

541
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:37,879
Speaker 4: No, I parodied that one to prank you.

542
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:41,240
Speaker 10: Yeah, I did that.

543
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:43,800
Speaker 4: That was one for Jose.

544
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Speaker 3: That means end of round two, we are tied. Alexis,

545
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:52,280
Speaker 3: Jose and me all have two points. Alexis, you can

546
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:55,240
Speaker 3: jump into the league. You might recognize this one because

547
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:56,960
Speaker 3: your mom said you were conceived to it.

548
00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:58,200
Speaker 8: Let's hear it.

549
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:00,359
Speaker 12: I know.

550
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:11,880
Speaker 4: Why it wasn't.

551
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:16,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, even though you filled out that oreole with toothpaste,

552
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:17,159
Speaker 3: your boss ate it.

553
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:21,240
Speaker 4: You're gonna deny it and say well done. Into the

554
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:24,000
Speaker 4: lead with three points. Brooke, try not to screw this

555
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:24,439
Speaker 4: one up.

556
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,600
Speaker 1: God, I'm so terrible today. Wait wait, I can't hear what.

557
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:29,720
Speaker 10: I'm talking.

558
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 4: Okay, I need a guest here.

559
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:39,000
Speaker 1: Oh uh, it's goodye eilish. And it's bad because I'm

560
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:44,040
Speaker 1: the bad guy, bad guy, bad guys because I'm the

561
00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:48,000
Speaker 1: bad guy, bad person.

562
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Speaker 3: Good job, bro Brook gets two points you finally know

563
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Speaker 3: one and then the other person get for one million.

564
00:26:55,600 --> 00:27:09,000
Speaker 4: April Fools scoring this April Fool song. Oh come on, Jose,

565
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I need a guest here though, can't

566
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:15,119
Speaker 4: play forever thinks I know it.

567
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 5: It's not gonna come to me.

568
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:18,960
Speaker 10: There's a damn.

569
00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:27,640
Speaker 7: Alexis sorry, not sorry, Alexious.

570
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:29,439
Speaker 4: You are the Queen Fool.

571
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:34,240
Speaker 3: I'll make sure everybody points it laughs at you tomorrow

572
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:35,360
Speaker 3: on April Fools.

573
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:37,880
Speaker 1: Dad, what is the second time she's won.

574
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 7: It's amazing, it's expected.

575
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 4: That's riff around April Fool's edition. Phone taps coming.

576
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:47,439
Speaker 12: Up Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

577
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:50,399
Speaker 4: All right, it's time for your phone tap and today.

578
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,159
Speaker 4: Oh wait, my zippers undone, what I.

579
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:00,359
Speaker 1: Did totally Look, I'm really looking at your joke. I'm

580
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:00,960
Speaker 1: gonna go left.

581
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,760
Speaker 3: We have a tradition on this show where we try

582
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:07,600
Speaker 3: to do April Fool's phone taps on people, and we

583
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:10,160
Speaker 3: recorded one earlier this morning with a woman who says

584
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:14,119
Speaker 3: she spotted possible fraud charges on her account. So Jose

585
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 3: pretends to be a customer service rapp and here's the

586
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 3: thing on it. Any other day of the year, he

587
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:21,920
Speaker 3: would try and help fix her.

588
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:23,720
Speaker 5: Issue, of course, Oh, I'm sure he would.

589
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's April first, he's a little skeptical because

590
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:31,160
Speaker 3: he's been the victim of many pranks in years past

591
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:35,160
Speaker 3: and he doesn't want to fall for it again. You'll

592
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:38,600
Speaker 3: hear it in your special April Fool's edition. Phone tap

593
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 3: right now.

594
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 5: Hello, Hi, I'm looking to speak with Jenny.

595
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:48,600
Speaker 13: Please.

596
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:52,720
Speaker 5: Hi Jenny. My name is Bobby Thompson. I work at

597
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:53,880
Speaker 5: Credit Union.

598
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 6: I was just calling because we received an email from

599
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:59,400
Speaker 6: you about a potential fraud purchase on your debit card.

600
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:00,640
Speaker 11: Yeah, could you.

601
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 12: Look into that.

602
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 14: There's a couple of charges on me, but I don't recall.

603
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:08,720
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I bet you'd really like me to look

604
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 5: into that, wouldn't you.

605
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 14: Yeah, that's why I sent an email you uh huh?

606
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:15,760
Speaker 5: You like that if I looked up your account?

607
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 12: Right?

608
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,720
Speaker 6: Let me guess I'm going to start typing and all

609
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:21,240
Speaker 6: of a sudden there's some type.

610
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 7: Of invisible gorilla glue on my keyboard.

611
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:27,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, not falling for that one that happened last year.

612
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,400
Speaker 5: I'm not letting it happen again.

613
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:34,960
Speaker 8: Okay, Okay, could you just look in my own account please, I'm.

614
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:35,680
Speaker 7: Not an idiot.

615
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:39,800
Speaker 6: What everybody knows what day it is today. It's April

616
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 6: Fool's Day, okay, and I'm not falling for this.

617
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:45,800
Speaker 14: I realized it's April Fool's Day, but I called into

618
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 14: you guys because I'm just worried that there's something going

619
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 14: on at my account. Can you please look at it her?

620
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 4: All right?

621
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 6: Whatever you say, Just tell me about these quote potentially

622
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 6: fraudulent purchases.

623
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:04,080
Speaker 14: Well, they are real purchases. It's just that some of

624
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 14: them are mine, and some of them I've never done

625
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 14: to or used. Like there's one here for Sheila's Dayspa.

626
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 14: I've never been there, never heard of it.

627
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:15,600
Speaker 13: So that's why.

628
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 6: Okay, let me guess you want me to start typing

629
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 6: and taking notes on all this.

630
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:24,480
Speaker 14: Okay, you're just being rude and I'm asking you to

631
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:25,280
Speaker 14: do your job.

632
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:26,040
Speaker 8: So if you're not.

633
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 10: Wait a minute.

634
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 5: Are you friends with Katie?

635
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:32,280
Speaker 7: What did she put you up to? The hold on, Katie, Katie?

636
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 12: Is this you?

637
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 3: This is you?

638
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 14: Huh?

639
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:37,800
Speaker 7: Don't look at me like that, Katie, you look guilty.

640
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 5: Oh my god, scoundrel.

641
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:43,320
Speaker 14: I don't care if it's April Fool Day or not.

642
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:46,320
Speaker 14: I have nothing to do with any joke that you.

643
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:47,040
Speaker 9: Think this is.

644
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:49,760
Speaker 14: I just want you to look into my account and

645
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:50,880
Speaker 14: see what is going on.

646
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:53,800
Speaker 6: Okay, but only if you promise it's not going to

647
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:55,160
Speaker 6: be like last year Ryan had.

648
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 15: Just give me a favorite.

649
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,240
Speaker 14: I want to speak to someone else. Could you put

650
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:01,239
Speaker 14: me on someone in charge of you? All professional than

651
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:04,640
Speaker 14: you can transfer you? I want to speak to your manager.

652
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:05,360
Speaker 10: As soon as I.

653
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 6: Press the transfer button, I'm gonna get shocked or something.

654
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:12,080
Speaker 6: Electrical current is gonna run through my body. Got me

655
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:13,720
Speaker 6: pull this trick in the book.

656
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,440
Speaker 14: And when I find out what your name is, I

657
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 14: hope you lose your job because you are an idiot.

658
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 14: You're an absolute idiot, and nobody that knows you is

659
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:25,960
Speaker 14: a fool. Okay, oh fool, A fool?

660
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,720
Speaker 7: Coincidence that you called me a fool? You know what

661
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:29,560
Speaker 7: day it is today?

662
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:33,200
Speaker 14: Listen to me, sir, I am a real person with

663
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:36,080
Speaker 14: the complaint, and now I gotta deal with it. Pull

664
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:39,720
Speaker 14: like you give me your boss because hmm, okay, you

665
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 14: get fired.

666
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 5: Oh I'm gonna get fired.

667
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 6: Let me guess my boss is gonna call me into

668
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:47,120
Speaker 6: the office and the second I walk in, boom.

669
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Speaker 7: I'm covered in saran wrap. April fools.

670
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:49,920
Speaker 12: I know it.

671
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:52,160
Speaker 5: I will not fall for that one either.

672
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 14: Come on, do you have nothing better to do today?

673
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 14: Are you bored at your job? Is that why you

674
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:57,720
Speaker 14: gotta just kiss people?

675
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 6: I actually am really bored right now. You are, yeah,

676
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 6: because I'm actually not even from the bank or anywhere.

677
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,040
Speaker 6: I'm at a radio station.

678
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 10: You're out of what.

679
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,800
Speaker 5: I'm at a radio station. This is a prank. My

680
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 5: name is jose from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

681
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:13,320
Speaker 5: We're doing a phone tap on you right now.

682
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:19,239
Speaker 6: Are you freaking your best friend Elilah set you up

683
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 6: because she wanted to pull an epic April Fools frank

684
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:22,000
Speaker 6: on you.

685
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 14: Oh you freaking kill her? And I apologize. Oh my god,

686
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:31,080
Speaker 14: I'm so endeared because this is on the radio. Oh

687
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 14: my god, I sound like such.

688
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,440
Speaker 6: A If you really want to get back at your

689
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 6: friend Delilah, let me take care of it. I'll tank

690
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 6: her credit score right now. I'm at the bank, do it.

691
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 10: Let's go, Let's go boom, it's a three.

692
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 5: Hey, Happy April fools, Jenny, thank you.

693
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:46,840
Speaker 14: You're awesome.

694
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:49,320
Speaker 8: Off my day.

695
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 12: Yay. Wake up every morning, weekday morning on the twenties,

696
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 12: freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

697
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 3: See to say, we love our listeners as much as

698
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 3: we love our own babies, right Brook, Yeah, right, We

699
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 3: just don't let Jose babysit either.

700
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 8: One.

701
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,600
Speaker 4: Just like any good parent knows, you should never.

702
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 3: Have favorites, but guess what we do, firstborn gets the

703
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:30,959
Speaker 3: most loved. I am so excited to announce that one

704
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:34,719
Speaker 3: of our show faves is back today. He's a unique

705
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:38,000
Speaker 3: character that's been on several times before, and its newest

706
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:41,000
Speaker 3: love story all started in the back of a metro

707
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:46,160
Speaker 3: city bus. Trust me, it only gets more romantic from there.

708
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:48,640
Speaker 3: You're gonna hear who it is in your brand new.

709
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 4: Second Date Update, Next Second Date Up Date. I have

710
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:57,120
Speaker 4: been waiting for this moment for an entire week. I

711
00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 4: am so excited.

712
00:33:58,400 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 1: I know you're actually smiling.

713
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 3: And gentlemen, making his glorious return. Please welcome back to

714
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 3: the show. A fan favorite. Can I get a drum

715
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 3: roll please for the one.

716
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:13,480
Speaker 7: The only Ruffer.

717
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 12: Rufer?

718
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 4: Welcome back, dude.

719
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:20,879
Speaker 8: Yeah, thanks for having me back.

720
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:22,719
Speaker 1: Dude, you're getting.

721
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 7: More requests than song requests.

722
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:29,520
Speaker 1: God, you remind me Rufer what you were like. We

723
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 1: did a second date last time, but I can't remember.

724
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:34,320
Speaker 3: It's been over a year since he was last on,

725
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 3: and Rufe has actually been on the show three different times.

726
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:42,319
Speaker 3: The most memorable one for me was the coffee date

727
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:45,240
Speaker 3: that you had with a girl, which you forgot about

728
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:49,360
Speaker 3: because that morning you were let's call her medically enhanced.

729
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:52,279
Speaker 3: Sure he was that you may or may not have

730
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:54,880
Speaker 3: been staring at the clock, or you stared at it

731
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:56,839
Speaker 3: for too long and it's zoned out.

732
00:34:57,719 --> 00:34:59,040
Speaker 4: We're just gonna say that you forgot.

733
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:02,399
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, that sounds good.

734
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:04,759
Speaker 3: That sounds good, sounds like me. Anyway, We don't need

735
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:06,800
Speaker 3: to go any more detail about that. The bottom line is,

736
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,719
Speaker 3: for your friend of the show, we love hearing from you.

737
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:12,120
Speaker 3: So let's talk about this new woman that.

738
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:12,839
Speaker 10: You just met.

739
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 4: What's her name?

740
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,000
Speaker 8: Yeah, her name is is Cheryl.

741
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:20,279
Speaker 4: Okay, where'd you meet her? And we met on the

742
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 4: bus She passed out to.

743
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:24,440
Speaker 10: A surprised.

744
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:29,400
Speaker 8: First of all, she was awake, I want to really.

745
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:32,160
Speaker 4: Good for you, dude.

746
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 1: We know Jeffrey's humor.

747
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:35,399
Speaker 10: You're good man.

748
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:35,759
Speaker 4: Yeah.

749
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,719
Speaker 8: Well, like, I didn't have a bus pass, so she

750
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 8: offered to cover my bus pass.

751
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:45,239
Speaker 1: Oh wow, did you not even digging in the trash

752
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 1: for a transfer? O?

753
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 4: So how did you and Cheryl get to talking to

754
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 4: each other? Interacting with each other?

755
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:55,279
Speaker 8: I mean, like I said, she bought me the bus pass,

756
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:58,000
Speaker 8: and then she decided to sit with me, so start

757
00:35:58,080 --> 00:35:59,000
Speaker 8: talking on the bus.

758
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:03,680
Speaker 11: Ride on her part, meeting a man at a bus

759
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 11: stop and sitting next to him.

760
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:05,080
Speaker 14: Yeah.

761
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:07,120
Speaker 4: So how did that conversation with her go?

762
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:11,240
Speaker 8: Well, she said she was going to the botanical gardens.

763
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 8: Oh cool. I was like, oh man, I got nothing else.

764
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:19,800
Speaker 1: To do, Like, wait, you invited yourself? Did invite?

765
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 8: There's a little boat that was kind of like, can

766
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:23,440
Speaker 8: I tag along?

767
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 5: And I like botanicals, I like greens.

768
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 4: Oh you're going to a funeral?

769
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:28,279
Speaker 8: Yeah?

770
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:28,759
Speaker 10: Sure you know?

771
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:32,000
Speaker 1: O my god, I say, good for you.

772
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:35,439
Speaker 4: Okay was she open to that? Yeah that's the question.

773
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, she was like cool, okay, okay, So you

774
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 2: guys went to the botanical gardens together?

775
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 8: How was that disappointing. Oh oh wait, why I guess

776
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:49,279
Speaker 8: I didn't know the botanical garden was, but I was

777
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:53,799
Speaker 8: picturing it like an underwater thing. Oh it's not an aquarium,

778
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,720
Speaker 8: like it was a regular regular gardens.

779
00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:01,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you voice how she thought it sucked?

780
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:04,279
Speaker 8: I tried to kind of keep it to myself. But

781
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:07,360
Speaker 8: then after about twenty minutes of just looking at like

782
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 8: flowers and stuff, you kind of, you know, I got bored.

783
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 1: Ah yeah, seed one flower?

784
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:13,839
Speaker 10: You seeing them all pretty much?

785
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 5: Did you try to talk to your kind of date

786
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:18,280
Speaker 5: the girl at all? Did you ask her any questions

787
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:18,959
Speaker 5: when you got bored?

788
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:22,719
Speaker 8: Oh? Yeah, I just kept talking, like basic small talk,

789
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 8: what do you do for work? And all that kind

790
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 8: of stuff. But I also brought this thermos and she

791
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:29,840
Speaker 8: shared some of my pre mixed stuff.

792
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:31,640
Speaker 5: Uh, pre mix?

793
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:32,520
Speaker 1: What does that mean?

794
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:35,560
Speaker 4: I'm afraid to ask? What was your pre mix in

795
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 4: your thermos?

796
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:39,800
Speaker 8: I call it a morning trucker. It's just like whiskey

797
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 8: and OJ kind of like, oh whiskey.

798
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 1: What did you tell her what was in this? Before

799
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:49,560
Speaker 1: she took a big sip?

800
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 8: Like, I just said, it's whiskey and OJ and okay,

801
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 8: you told her?

802
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:56,279
Speaker 4: Okay was game. Did that change the date around, make

803
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:57,239
Speaker 4: things go a little bit better?

804
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:00,200
Speaker 8: I mean, you know, took the edge off a little bit.

805
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:02,880
Speaker 8: But no boring garden okay.

806
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:06,279
Speaker 4: A boring garden okay, Well maybe you need to change

807
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 4: the scenery at that point.

808
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 8: Well I tried so after an hour, I was like,

809
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:12,840
Speaker 8: you want to go go to like a bar or something.

810
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:14,880
Speaker 1: What time in the morning is.

811
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:18,320
Speaker 4: That you already have? Yeah, your mixed thermos of whiskey

812
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:19,760
Speaker 4: and OJH, which sounds.

813
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, that's what she kind of said too. Are

814
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:26,480
Speaker 8: you already drinking? Okay, it's kind of you want to.

815
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:28,160
Speaker 8: I want to mix up get other drinks.

816
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,600
Speaker 3: You can't day drink unless you start in the morning.

817
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 3: So you offered to change scenery, go to a bar

818
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:34,319
Speaker 3: and drink.

819
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:35,000
Speaker 4: What did she say?

820
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 8: She did not want to do that.

821
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, sounds very fun.

822
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 1: I mean she took a bus with the sole purpose

823
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:46,719
Speaker 1: of spending time in this garden. She was really excited about.

824
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:49,080
Speaker 3: It, HONESTLYUFE, I'm surprised you'd even want to call a

825
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:51,560
Speaker 3: woman like this killed your bus.

826
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 8: Still, overall, it was the gardens that suck.

827
00:38:56,239 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 5: Want her you felt, it was setting that mess of

828
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:00,400
Speaker 5: that for you.

829
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 8: Yeah, totally.

830
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:04,880
Speaker 1: Did she share her phone number with you? Rufer?

831
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:09,040
Speaker 8: Yeah, I did get her number, and I mean, okay,

832
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:12,800
Speaker 8: but like, why she's not calling back? I kind of

833
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:17,440
Speaker 8: let the old Cricket wireless account expire there, I'll see

834
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 8: your cell phones off?

835
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 5: Where are you calling us from?

836
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 1: I was going to say, maybe she's single?

837
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 8: It works now it was off.

838
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:26,720
Speaker 1: I just wonder who that cricket?

839
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:29,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot of people, that's Rufer.

840
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 3: Okay, now your cell phone's back up and running, and

841
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:34,319
Speaker 3: you still haven't heard anything back from her, No text,

842
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:35,400
Speaker 3: no calls, nothing.

843
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 8: Yeah. I mean again, it was down for like a week,

844
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 8: but I could text her, would have got back up.

845
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:41,839
Speaker 8: And yeah.

846
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:45,080
Speaker 1: So I mean, was there anything romantic about this? Because

847
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:47,120
Speaker 1: maybe she wouldn't it in it? Thank you more of

848
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 1: a French.

849
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:52,279
Speaker 3: Did you not hear him say morning trucker? Yeah, and

850
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,440
Speaker 3: that should have won you over, like by miles.

851
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:56,799
Speaker 7: At this point.

852
00:39:56,960 --> 00:40:00,200
Speaker 8: Yes, I mean, I don't think, like the first hang

853
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:03,239
Speaker 8: out it's to be romantic or anything. But like we

854
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:05,239
Speaker 8: totally vibed good.

855
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:07,640
Speaker 4: That's a good awkward. Yeah, we just need a good

856
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:09,839
Speaker 4: starting point to jump off from. So that's what we're

857
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:10,200
Speaker 4: gonna do.

858
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:13,400
Speaker 3: We're all gonna have some morning Truckers and come back. Yeah,

859
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:16,160
Speaker 3: we're doing it for Rufer coming back and Collin Cheryl.

860
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 3: Try to get your second date update. Right after this

861
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:25,040
Speaker 3: second date update, quick recap for our good buddy Rufer,

862
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:27,640
Speaker 3: who's back on the show. We're getting a lot of

863
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:29,440
Speaker 3: texts at seventy five nine to two, by the way

864
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:33,200
Speaker 3: of people very excited saying Rufer's back, love me some

865
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 3: roof raise the roof.

866
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:36,080
Speaker 4: A lot of roof pumps.

867
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like we should just be chanting Rufer, ru.

868
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:43,560
Speaker 3: Tons of fans of Rufer. So Rufer is anything you

869
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:45,960
Speaker 3: want to say to your radio posse who's listening right now?

870
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:48,720
Speaker 4: The roof heads, Oh man.

871
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:51,360
Speaker 8: I mean you guys already already hit it, but like

872
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:52,360
Speaker 8: thank you.

873
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 13: Yeah.

874
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:55,799
Speaker 3: But Rufer has come to us again today, this time

875
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 3: because he met a woman on the bus. Public transportation

876
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:02,520
Speaker 3: is where all the hit the hotties lie, and this

877
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:06,480
Speaker 3: one is named Cheryl. Rufer invited himself to the botanical

878
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 3: gardens with her, where she was already going, and they

879
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:14,040
Speaker 3: shared his thermistful of Trucker moonshine, whatever it was, and

880
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,480
Speaker 3: after about an hour or that, they decided.

881
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 1: To call it a day, Rufer, don't let him talk

882
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:18,719
Speaker 1: about you like that.

883
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:21,560
Speaker 8: What is it called again, It's it's morning, Trucker.

884
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:22,240
Speaker 4: Morning.

885
00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 5: It does sound better when you when it goes by

886
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:27,080
Speaker 5: a name. Yeah, screwdriver doesn't.

887
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:28,839
Speaker 4: Sound that bad, true, But I don't.

888
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:31,719
Speaker 7: I doesn't like vodka standards.

889
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:34,760
Speaker 4: Nous, No, he said vodka.

890
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 3: Rufer's got some class. But he did feel something when

891
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:40,440
Speaker 3: he hung out with Cheryl. And it's not just the

892
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 3: headache that he woke up with after begaining consciousness in

893
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:46,440
Speaker 3: the bushes. He really liked her. And Rufer knows when

894
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:48,640
Speaker 3: you like someone and they're not reaching out back to you,

895
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:49,839
Speaker 3: you come to us.

896
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 5: We've always gotten on the line at least.

897
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:54,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, no date, I don't. Yeah.

898
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 3: I don't think we've ever gotten a successful second date

899
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:58,640
Speaker 3: for you yet. This might be the one, though, Rufer,

900
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 3: I feel I feel a.

901
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:03,520
Speaker 7: Worst case you made more.

902
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:06,839
Speaker 1: That means that you haven't had enough morning Truck.

903
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:10,719
Speaker 8: If you still feel all right, you're right, let me

904
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,279
Speaker 8: tap myself off real quick.

905
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 4: That's a good idea.

906
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:18,200
Speaker 1: No, don't sounds like you got it on top.

907
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,240
Speaker 4: Look what you've done, Brook, All right in the fridge.

908
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:21,640
Speaker 8: Here we go.

909
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:23,919
Speaker 4: We're gonna call Cheryl, you hold on to that drink.

910
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 4: We're going to talk to her for a bit.

911
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 8: Here we go.

912
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 4: Hell, Hi, we're looking to speak with Cheryl.

913
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:38,400
Speaker 8: Yes, it's a sheet.

914
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:40,719
Speaker 1: Oh man, is this going to be a surprising phone call?

915
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, Cheryl, you're on a radio show right now, and

916
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:46,319
Speaker 3: everybody in this room thinks that you're a very, very

917
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:46,959
Speaker 3: lucky woman.

918
00:42:47,239 --> 00:42:48,839
Speaker 1: Bye, brave woman.

919
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 4: Hi, Cheryl.

920
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:56,320
Speaker 3: Hi wors show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,

921
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:59,760
Speaker 3: and we do this segment called a second Date Update,

922
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:02,000
Speaker 3: where we try to help out our listeners with their

923
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:04,399
Speaker 3: dating life if they want to see somebody again after

924
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:05,480
Speaker 3: going out on one date.

925
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 4: Okay, there is a guy that wants to see you

926
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:09,520
Speaker 4: one more time.

927
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess you weren't really a date date.

928
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:14,279
Speaker 4: But his name is Rufer. Is how we know him?

929
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:16,719
Speaker 4: I don't know if he introduces himself a different.

930
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 15: Oh my god, Rufer?

931
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 4: Okay, you know him?

932
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:21,359
Speaker 8: That was like six months ago?

933
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 1: What six months you did the Are you sure you're

934
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 1: talking about the same guy, the guy that you met

935
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:28,040
Speaker 1: on the bus and.

936
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:35,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, oh we okay. You know what, we never

937
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 4: asked how long ago the date was.

938
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:38,920
Speaker 3: We just we all assumed it would be like a

939
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 3: week ago, because that's normally what people do on this.

940
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:44,319
Speaker 1: Totally different season that you were in the.

941
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,800
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, well I'm sorry about that.

942
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 3: We're gonna have to ask you to go way back

943
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 3: into your memory bank though, and see if you can

944
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 3: recall what that hangout with him was.

945
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:58,840
Speaker 10: Like, I mean, it was memorable.

946
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 15: Well hard forget positive, Yeah, I mean I didn't say that.

947
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:09,480
Speaker 4: I Well, we've heard a little.

948
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:11,759
Speaker 3: Bit about the date or the hangout from Rufer, but

949
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:15,200
Speaker 3: sometimes with these calls, the guys will remember things differently

950
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,879
Speaker 3: than the girls do. So can we ask how did

951
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:21,120
Speaker 3: you feel when you met Ruffer on that public bus

952
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:24,080
Speaker 3: and he invited himself to the botanical gardens with you?

953
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 15: I mean he seemed really interested in the botanical gardens,

954
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:30,799
Speaker 15: which is not many men that I know are cool

955
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:33,560
Speaker 15: with like going to smell the flowers or whatever.

956
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, to be fair, he didn't know exactly what the

957
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:41,040
Speaker 3: botanical gardens were, so it's more of a discovery mission

958
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:44,799
Speaker 3: than anything I feel like she's getting when he was Yeah, that.

959
00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 15: Makes a lot of sense.

960
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:47,399
Speaker 8: Actually, Okay, what do you say?

961
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 14: Why?

962
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 1: What was he like in the gardens?

963
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:51,400
Speaker 15: I mean, so like we got there and we were

964
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:54,239
Speaker 15: like wandering around for a little while. We ended up

965
00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:56,719
Speaker 15: in the main building and like he starts talking to

966
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:58,360
Speaker 15: one of the employees and he tells them like that

967
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:00,360
Speaker 15: he doesn't feel well and is there any where for

968
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:01,279
Speaker 15: him to like lay down?

969
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:03,960
Speaker 4: And oh god, what is going on?

970
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 8: Is he okay?

971
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,360
Speaker 2: Is this is this after you guys shared the whiskey

972
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 2: and orange juice out of his thermos?

973
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:11,719
Speaker 8: Oh? That was later? That was after this?

974
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:14,120
Speaker 4: Oh was it good?

975
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:18,200
Speaker 14: By the way, Yeah, I don't like orange shoes that much.

976
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:21,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry to sidetrack you. You're you're in this building

977
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:23,399
Speaker 3: and he's talking to the staff about laying down.

978
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:26,239
Speaker 15: The staff like finds a room for him to go

979
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:28,799
Speaker 15: into to lie down. But as soon as he gets

980
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 15: in there, he pulls out his phone charger and starts

981
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:31,040
Speaker 15: charging it.

982
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:36,240
Speaker 1: No, wait, was it an excuse for a phone charger?

983
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:37,240
Speaker 1: Is that what you're implying?

984
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:41,279
Speaker 8: I think so, I had no idea what was going on.

985
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's resourceful, that's true. You're gonna take anything from that.

986
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 1: Did you stay in the room with him?

987
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:50,360
Speaker 15: I wandered around and look some of the stuff in

988
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:52,279
Speaker 15: the main building, and like ten minutes later he walked

989
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 15: out and was like let's keep going, I guess.

990
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:56,800
Speaker 8: So we walked outside.

991
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 15: We were in the gardens for a while, okay, and

992
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:03,440
Speaker 15: like I turn around and suddenly he's just gone, nowhere

993
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:03,920
Speaker 15: to be found.

994
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:04,480
Speaker 5: Okay.

995
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,560
Speaker 15: So I go and I look around this like one

996
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 15: of those you know boxwood hedges that really like thick bushes. Yeah,

997
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 15: behind the bush, peeing in another display peeing.

998
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:22,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, peeed into display of flowers.

999
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, those are like expensive, super well kept flowers.

1000
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:28,680
Speaker 1: There are so many bathrooms.

1001
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 12: What did you do?

1002
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 15: I pretended I didn't see him and was okay.

1003
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:40,160
Speaker 3: I could see how that would be a jolting experience

1004
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:43,760
Speaker 3: for you. I will say we didn't hear that version

1005
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:44,640
Speaker 3: of the story.

1006
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:47,440
Speaker 1: From Rufert because he doesn't know that she saw it, or.

1007
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:49,400
Speaker 3: Because it was six months ago and he has a

1008
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:52,680
Speaker 3: hard time remembering it that. I think the only way

1009
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:54,759
Speaker 3: to clear everything up is to just connect you with

1010
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 3: rufer right now, who's actually on the other line at

1011
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:57,560
Speaker 3: the moment.

1012
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:00,799
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, gro for you there?

1013
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 8: Yeah, what's going on?

1014
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:07,080
Speaker 4: It sounds a little looser than when we started the call.

1015
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:11,680
Speaker 8: I mean, the phone thing makes sense. My phone's always

1016
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,000
Speaker 8: running out of juice.

1017
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:17,560
Speaker 4: You don't remember that you remember going in charging your phone.

1018
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:21,960
Speaker 4: I don't, but I probably, but it checks out like

1019
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 4: you that's something I.

1020
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 8: Would and I'm sorry. The bushes, and I mean that's

1021
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:27,839
Speaker 8: usually what bushes are for, right.

1022
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:33,120
Speaker 4: No, no, bro, especially in a botanical garden.

1023
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:36,120
Speaker 15: Yeah, there were a lot of bathrooms around Ruper. He

1024
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:37,400
Speaker 15: could have definitely gone in.

1025
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:37,959
Speaker 11: One of those.

1026
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:39,880
Speaker 8: Hey, when you gotta go right?

1027
00:47:40,239 --> 00:47:40,640
Speaker 12: No not.

1028
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:45,080
Speaker 15: I mean the worst thing is like it was like

1029
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 15: a raised box.

1030
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:53,719
Speaker 4: Was in its own maybe maybe. Yeah, It's like the

1031
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:56,520
Speaker 4: visual confused him after all. The morning truckers, I.

1032
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 8: Think I problem put like coffee in it too, and

1033
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:05,919
Speaker 8: coffee just goes right through me. Called the morning truck

1034
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:07,400
Speaker 8: or what else do you drink in the morning?

1035
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:09,240
Speaker 5: I think that's called the four logo?

1036
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 4: My god. Wow.

1037
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:14,920
Speaker 15: Okay, for the record, I don't remember any coffee in

1038
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:16,960
Speaker 15: that thermis. I think it was mostly whiskey and a

1039
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:18,719
Speaker 15: quiet whisper of orange shoes.

1040
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:19,400
Speaker 4: Okay.

1041
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:23,719
Speaker 3: Well, the good news is that that the memory, the

1042
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:27,440
Speaker 3: memory has stuck with you so long, possibly because of

1043
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:31,279
Speaker 3: such a strong connection that you and your Otherwise you

1044
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:32,799
Speaker 3: would have forgotten this months ago.

1045
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:37,320
Speaker 15: Certainly, it was certainly a colorful experience, one.

1046
00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:38,319
Speaker 1: That you would like to have again.

1047
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 3: That's a great idea, Broke, and you would love to

1048
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:44,880
Speaker 3: offer to funds that second day in a brand new location,

1049
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:48,600
Speaker 3: totally on us, paid for by the radio station.

1050
00:48:48,719 --> 00:48:49,680
Speaker 4: What do you think, Cheryl?

1051
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:55,160
Speaker 8: Oh, listen, I'll leave the thermos at home, all right,

1052
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:58,799
Speaker 8: We'll get drinks in a regular you're still going to drink,

1053
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:02,880
Speaker 8: and then honest not to piss on any dangered species,

1054
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 8: and I'll buy your bus pass this time.

1055
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:13,000
Speaker 4: A gentle man. Don't let a gentle poet like this

1056
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:16,399
Speaker 4: slip away from you. You want more.

1057
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:20,040
Speaker 8: Chance as sugars as this offer is.

1058
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:22,280
Speaker 15: I think I'm going to have to pass.

1059
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:28,480
Speaker 13: We almost did it, Rufer, Yeah, buddy, I mean bummer,

1060
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 13: but you know yeah, back to the public transportation.

1061
00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:36,440
Speaker 4: System for me.

1062
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:40,319
Speaker 1: Leave the thermist at home, my man?

1063
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:42,759
Speaker 8: Why would you leave the thermost at home? That's the

1064
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:45,719
Speaker 8: whole point of the thermistons in front of you right now.

1065
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:47,279
Speaker 3: I think Brook thinks you should put it in a

1066
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:50,320
Speaker 3: camel back where you can learn gets way more liquid

1067
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 3: in there.

1068
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:51,319
Speaker 12: That is.

1069
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:56,520
Speaker 5: Don't listen drinking brown water.

1070
00:49:58,640 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 12: Brooking Jeffrey in the Moore.

1071
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:02,279
Speaker 3: I don't know if we've ever had a listener go

1072
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:06,040
Speaker 3: oh for four on second date updates before or get

1073
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:07,040
Speaker 3: four chances.

1074
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:10,600
Speaker 2: I mean, it's amazing that there's no embarrassment from him,

1075
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:11,840
Speaker 2: though I give him props for that.

1076
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 3: The thing about Ruffer, even still after all that public rejection,

1077
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 3: he is such a chill happy dude.

1078
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:19,440
Speaker 4: How could you not love him?

1079
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:21,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, I can see why you wouldn't want

1080
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:22,360
Speaker 5: to date him.

1081
00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:26,320
Speaker 2: But yep, I need to make some lifestyle choice changes,

1082
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:29,320
Speaker 2: and I don't think so health changes.

1083
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:31,520
Speaker 3: I heard Alexis is going to put a shirtless picture

1084
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:33,879
Speaker 3: of Ruffer in her cubicle next to Michael b Jordan

1085
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:34,680
Speaker 3: Harry Styles.

1086
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:36,360
Speaker 10: All right, you know what he looks like.

1087
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:38,400
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I feel like pictures of Ruffor

1088
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:39,240
Speaker 1: are more pantiless.

1089
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:42,319
Speaker 5: And can't we just hop on a bus and find

1090
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:42,880
Speaker 5: him ourselves?

1091
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 8: Yeah?

1092
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 1: Probably, you can probably smell him out.

1093
00:50:46,239 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 3: But Ruffer is always going to be a friend of

1094
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:49,480
Speaker 3: the show. You could be a friend of the show too.

1095
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:52,279
Speaker 3: All you have to do is trust us. How hard

1096
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:53,320
Speaker 3: is that email?

1097
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:53,759
Speaker 8: The show?

1098
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,879
Speaker 4: We'll call that person wasn't calling you back?

1099
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:57,840
Speaker 3: And go check out all of our second date podcasts

1100
00:50:57,960 --> 00:51:00,920
Speaker 3: wherever you get yours at Brook and Jeffrey Brooking.

1101
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:02,040
Speaker 12: Jeffrey in the morning.

1102
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:06,080
Speaker 4: How do you know when spring's officially here?

1103
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 1: The first day of spring?

1104
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:14,359
Speaker 3: Without looking at the calendar, I'm saying, what signs show

1105
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:19,960
Speaker 3: you spring this year? Like the flowers start blooming, Alexis

1106
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:23,480
Speaker 3: changes from her winter crop tops into her shorter summer one.

1107
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:27,160
Speaker 1: The lake doesn't change, just the sleeve.

1108
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's And of course, twenty five thousand people stand

1109
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:33,920
Speaker 3: in line to get a cheap five dollars bobblehead of

1110
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 3: a player who's probably not even gonna be.

1111
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:35,959
Speaker 7: On the team.

1112
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:39,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, because that's baseball season.

1113
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:42,399
Speaker 10: Baby baseball is back.

1114
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:44,040
Speaker 4: It marks the start of spring.

1115
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:46,920
Speaker 3: And to celebrate, we send our own little rays of

1116
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:50,239
Speaker 3: sunshine down to the stadium to ask all the big

1117
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:54,320
Speaker 3: fans a simple question, what you're doing at opening weekends?

1118
00:51:54,880 --> 00:52:01,879
Speaker 4: Right, We're gonna whatt you? The audio coming up right

1119
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:02,279
Speaker 4: after this.

1120
00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:07,319
Speaker 3: People have been waiting months for this day to come day,

1121
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:11,080
Speaker 3: suffering all through the cold winter months, staring at their

1122
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:14,840
Speaker 3: honky firemen calendars, crying at their desks.

1123
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:16,560
Speaker 5: Does everyone have a monkey fireman calendar?

1124
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:23,719
Speaker 3: Everybody should waiting desperately for the return of Major League Baseball,

1125
00:52:26,719 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 3: And it.

1126
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:31,560
Speaker 4: Finally happened Opening day. The whole city was buzzing with

1127
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:34,200
Speaker 4: excitement for it, so we had to be there. We

1128
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:36,000
Speaker 4: sent our own sports.

1129
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:39,600
Speaker 3: Ball enthusiasts, Jose and Alexis, down to the stadium to

1130
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:42,680
Speaker 3: ask the fans outside a simple question, what you doing

1131
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:43,600
Speaker 3: at opening day?

1132
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:45,359
Speaker 5: What you're doing at opening day?

1133
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:48,719
Speaker 10: Well, it's my birthday today, so I'm a happy birthday.

1134
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 10: My parents surprised me with the chip down here.

1135
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:54,279
Speaker 6: Wait, okay, hold on, I'm I'm gonna stop. He real

1136
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:58,240
Speaker 6: quickly just said, your parents, my parents are down here. Okay,

1137
00:52:58,360 --> 00:52:59,680
Speaker 6: but you're an adult.

1138
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:04,120
Speaker 10: I'm gonna like you're what seven so? And you're here

1139
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:04,680
Speaker 10: with your parents?

1140
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:05,239
Speaker 8: Damn yes?

1141
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 10: Why because they bought my ticket? Live with them?

1142
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:10,960
Speaker 8: I do live with them?

1143
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:13,319
Speaker 4: Yes, okay, So I'm like really calling you out right now,

1144
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:14,120
Speaker 4: that's totally fine.

1145
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:14,440
Speaker 10: I don't care.

1146
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 4: Are you single?

1147
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:16,800
Speaker 10: I am singing orse your single?

1148
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:18,560
Speaker 12: Why? What did you be?

1149
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:22,719
Speaker 6: Okay, So let's put Jenni scenario. You're here, you're at

1150
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:25,000
Speaker 6: the game, you're with your parents, and a hot girl

1151
00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:28,279
Speaker 6: walks up to you. What's the vibe?

1152
00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:30,440
Speaker 10: What's the move? Well first and ask the mom for

1153
00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:31,160
Speaker 10: twenty bucks.

1154
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:35,800
Speaker 1: That might be the most honest.

1155
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 12: Man.

1156
00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:39,440
Speaker 7: He was so nice too.

1157
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:43,120
Speaker 3: Oh man, that's a strange move, because what are you

1158
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:45,120
Speaker 3: gonna buy at a baseball game with twenty bucks?

1159
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:47,840
Speaker 5: A small beer to share it?

1160
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:51,320
Speaker 1: Okay, one beer too strong? I can't even judge. My

1161
00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:51,799
Speaker 1: parents were there.

1162
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:56,520
Speaker 11: I do the same thing. What you doing that opening dance?

1163
00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:58,960
Speaker 10: We are drinking booze?

1164
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:00,719
Speaker 12: We Who are you in?

1165
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:02,640
Speaker 4: I'm Hallie and this is my boyfriend Rocky.

1166
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:05,479
Speaker 11: What have you been to a baseball game before together?

1167
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:09,560
Speaker 11: This is actually our first one together? First game is

1168
00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:09,879
Speaker 11: a cup?

1169
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:10,719
Speaker 1: Okay?

1170
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:12,960
Speaker 11: So say the kiss camp comes on in here. You

1171
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:15,320
Speaker 11: guys are next to each other, but it accidentally pans

1172
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:16,959
Speaker 11: to you and another girl.

1173
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:18,920
Speaker 12: Do you kiss her? Or No?

1174
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:21,800
Speaker 4: Absolutely not? Absolutely not. I wouldn't be able to.

1175
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 10: She's the only one for me.

1176
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:26,400
Speaker 4: The kiss cam rules, it's on you. Everyone is cheering

1177
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:28,839
Speaker 4: po to her. I'd point to her and hopefully pan.

1178
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:30,560
Speaker 10: To her, climb over and then.

1179
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:35,160
Speaker 11: On the jumbo if only if she tried to kiss him.

1180
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:37,560
Speaker 11: Though she tries to kiss him, what are you if

1181
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:38,320
Speaker 11: she went in for it?

1182
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:38,640
Speaker 8: Then?

1183
00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:39,359
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1184
00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:40,120
Speaker 10: How do you feel?

1185
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:42,000
Speaker 11: There'd be two girls fighting over you right now?

1186
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:43,279
Speaker 8: Would be kind of weird.

1187
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:47,480
Speaker 4: Okay, but you're winking. I can't wink.

1188
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:53,719
Speaker 7: This guy's like the most innocent, so.

1189
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:54,400
Speaker 12: Bad I know.

1190
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:57,360
Speaker 1: Honestly, that's the kiss cam action I want on the

1191
00:54:57,400 --> 00:54:57,879
Speaker 1: big screen.

1192
00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:01,480
Speaker 6: I'm not pro violent, but Brook would have been like,

1193
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:02,759
Speaker 6: let's all three of us, kid.

1194
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:06,680
Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh you want kiss my husband? I

1195
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:09,040
Speaker 1: just said so many times, Just go ahead.

1196
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:11,319
Speaker 3: It's what you're doing at Opening day, where we sent

1197
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:13,759
Speaker 3: Jose and Alexis down to the stadium right before the

1198
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:16,680
Speaker 3: first game of the year to ask all the excited

1199
00:55:16,719 --> 00:55:17,799
Speaker 3: fans a simple question.

1200
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:19,719
Speaker 4: What you're doing.

1201
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:21,400
Speaker 10: You're gonna mess with me?

1202
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:23,239
Speaker 5: What you're doing an opening day?

1203
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:25,040
Speaker 10: Living my best life.

1204
00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:27,560
Speaker 4: It looks like you're living your best life.

1205
00:55:27,719 --> 00:55:28,480
Speaker 1: It's my birthday.

1206
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:30,920
Speaker 4: I'm thirty six today, Happy birthday.

1207
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:31,600
Speaker 10: Now.

1208
00:55:31,719 --> 00:55:35,320
Speaker 6: When I approached you, some other gentleman pulled me aside

1209
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:37,040
Speaker 6: and said, I just want you to know this girl's

1210
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:37,720
Speaker 6: kind of famous.

1211
00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:39,640
Speaker 11: I'm just really cool.

1212
00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:43,719
Speaker 4: And amazing and great and the coolest. How like, how

1213
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:45,440
Speaker 4: are you cool? How do people know you're cool?

1214
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:47,120
Speaker 10: You just gave me the worst look.

1215
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:48,600
Speaker 14: Okay, you want to know my wrap?

1216
00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:50,640
Speaker 4: You have a Oh you're a rapper too.

1217
00:55:51,239 --> 00:55:53,600
Speaker 11: My name is Carly and I'm from Port Orchard.

1218
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:54,840
Speaker 4: Don't go against me.

1219
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:56,240
Speaker 11: Your yoga torture.

1220
00:55:57,239 --> 00:55:59,919
Speaker 10: Oh, that's kids up, Carly reporting law.

1221
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:03,400
Speaker 11: I am well, you say I love you Brooking, Jeffrey,

1222
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:05,760
Speaker 11: I love you Brook and Jeffrey.

1223
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:08,080
Speaker 4: Really brought the mood down.

1224
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:13,439
Speaker 2: Our show is not as exciting as and I thought

1225
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:15,439
Speaker 2: you had Cardi b opening Day.

1226
00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:20,920
Speaker 1: That's way better fitting those rhymes.

1227
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:22,279
Speaker 8: I know it was.

1228
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:24,279
Speaker 1: That sounded like something from summer camp.

1229
00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:26,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, like when they make you go around

1230
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:29,040
Speaker 3: the room when you're introducing yourself to new people for

1231
00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:29,799
Speaker 3: the first time.

1232
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:30,600
Speaker 4: That's her go to.

1233
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:34,400
Speaker 7: Front port. If he misses me.

1234
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:39,080
Speaker 1: What you're doing that opening day?

1235
00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:43,879
Speaker 4: I'm by out my good friend Johnny. We come every

1236
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:44,560
Speaker 4: opening day and.

1237
00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:44,960
Speaker 10: We love it.

1238
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:46,880
Speaker 11: And are you pretty lit right now?

1239
00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:48,200
Speaker 10: First spear of the day.

1240
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:51,840
Speaker 4: Thank you very much. I'm not lying. Oh well, I

1241
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:52,359
Speaker 4: feel bad.

1242
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:55,360
Speaker 1: Sorry, I just assume now it's not like I just

1243
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:56,000
Speaker 1: don't know what it is.

1244
00:56:56,719 --> 00:56:58,560
Speaker 10: The sober kind of like swinging.

1245
00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:02,120
Speaker 1: Well, now you're not swaying because you're standing with.

1246
00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:03,680
Speaker 7: Your legs sid and nervous.

1247
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:05,919
Speaker 11: Wait, why are you excited.

1248
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:08,600
Speaker 4: And nervous because you're interviewing me and with a stick

1249
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:11,239
Speaker 4: in my mouth. Okay, it's not in your mouth, back

1250
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:11,520
Speaker 4: it up.

1251
00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:13,360
Speaker 1: And second, you were swaying before I saw you.

1252
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:16,720
Speaker 4: Like literally across the bars, like to swear all day.

1253
00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:20,520
Speaker 10: Baby, I'm kind of embarrassed around you.

1254
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:21,720
Speaker 4: Can you actually stop what.

1255
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:22,440
Speaker 1: You gotta do?

1256
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:22,960
Speaker 8: Brother?

1257
00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:28,360
Speaker 3: The rock runs over you's looking again?

1258
00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:28,880
Speaker 12: Good?

1259
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:31,040
Speaker 10: Let him look. I like lookers.

1260
00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:35,280
Speaker 4: Sobriety looks really good on him.

1261
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:37,919
Speaker 7: Yeah, imagine the second beer.

1262
00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:40,200
Speaker 2: I don't know if I believe him. I feel like

1263
00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:41,520
Speaker 2: he was working on what he was going to tell

1264
00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:42,120
Speaker 2: the cops later.

1265
00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:45,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, how believable? Can I make it?

1266
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:48,560
Speaker 4: That was what you're doing at opening day?

1267
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:50,640
Speaker 12: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1268
00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:01,040
Speaker 3: We got a brand new player today. His name is Josh,

1269
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:04,360
Speaker 3: and he doesn't need any of our money. He's got

1270
00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:06,360
Speaker 3: his own money to give away.

1271
00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:09,560
Speaker 2: Oh Josh, does that mean if I win, he's gonna

1272
00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:10,720
Speaker 2: give me one hundred dollars?

1273
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:13,760
Speaker 3: Well, no, because he's a branch manager who works for

1274
00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:14,880
Speaker 3: a loan company.

1275
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:17,440
Speaker 1: Oh so we got to fill out a bunch of

1276
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:18,840
Speaker 1: PaperWorks get his money.

1277
00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:21,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, but once you do, he will make it rain

1278
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:24,440
Speaker 3: a ton of cash all over you. That's the policy

1279
00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:25,760
Speaker 3: where you work, right, Josh.

1280
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:26,800
Speaker 8: Exactly what it is.

1281
00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:30,440
Speaker 5: Okay, They're like release the cash in the ceiling and everything.

1282
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:32,240
Speaker 4: Just falls down on you See, that's a fun place

1283
00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:33,120
Speaker 4: to get a loan from.

1284
00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:35,000
Speaker 2: Or it's one of those cash tubes where you go

1285
00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:36,840
Speaker 2: in and the cash is flying around and it's like,

1286
00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:37,560
Speaker 2: however much.

1287
00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:39,080
Speaker 1: You can take is the amount of loan you get.

1288
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:40,080
Speaker 1: You like that, Josh?

1289
00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:41,200
Speaker 4: I like that idea?

1290
00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:44,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, the Funnest Bank guys, we're ready to go

1291
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:47,480
Speaker 3: in and be partners with you in this loan business.

1292
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:48,680
Speaker 4: When you're ready. Okay, Josh, you.

1293
00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:51,000
Speaker 7: Can catch these silver dollars I shoot at you in your.

1294
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:55,560
Speaker 3: Mouth to keep brainstorming ideas for how to make your

1295
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:57,720
Speaker 3: business really take off. So we got to send Brook

1296
00:58:57,760 --> 00:58:59,240
Speaker 3: out of the studio and get to the questions.

1297
00:58:59,280 --> 00:58:59,400
Speaker 8: Here.

1298
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:01,880
Speaker 3: You got thirty seconds stance as many as possible. If

1299
00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:03,320
Speaker 3: you don't know when, you could say past. But you

1300
00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:05,200
Speaker 3: have to beat Brooke outright if you want to win.

1301
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:07,000
Speaker 3: How you feel and you feel ready?

1302
00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:07,840
Speaker 5: Feel ready?

1303
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,840
Speaker 4: All right? This first time you're gonna do great? Good luck.

1304
00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:15,320
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Urban Dictionary describes it as a

1305
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:18,400
Speaker 3: guy you can fool around with that's not your boyfriend,

1306
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:19,560
Speaker 3: he's your side.

1307
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:23,480
Speaker 4: What Fergie will I am? In Apple?

1308
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:26,120
Speaker 3: The app all performed in what famous music group called

1309
00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:30,480
Speaker 3: the black eyed. The largest puzzle in the world is

1310
00:59:30,520 --> 00:59:33,479
Speaker 3: comprised of four hundred and forty No, sorry, the largest

1311
00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:35,720
Speaker 3: puzzle in the world is comprised of forty two hundred

1312
00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:36,680
Speaker 3: and thirty What.

1313
00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:40,800
Speaker 4: Today is April Fool's Day? Free point?

1314
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:46,280
Speaker 3: If you make a loud fart noise right now, We're

1315
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:48,320
Speaker 3: gonna do one more because I stumbled in nineteen twenty

1316
00:59:48,440 --> 00:59:50,919
Speaker 3: Clarence Birds. I was the first person to freeze market

1317
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:55,480
Speaker 3: and sell what tiny green vegetable a cucumber?

1318
00:59:57,080 --> 00:59:57,800
Speaker 9: Men, you're in out.

1319
00:59:58,040 --> 01:00:00,080
Speaker 10: Come on, godsh.

1320
01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:03,440
Speaker 4: You're gonna feel dumb in just a second.

1321
01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:04,040
Speaker 8: But let's.

1322
01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:09,479
Speaker 3: We can't let Brook know what's going on. So let's

1323
01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:12,760
Speaker 3: talk about Josh a little bit. Josh is a dad

1324
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:16,600
Speaker 3: who loves playing sports with his kids. Apparently what type

1325
01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:19,200
Speaker 3: of sports we do in baseball, soccer or like mm

1326
01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:20,000
Speaker 3: a cage matches?

1327
01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:23,040
Speaker 8: I know right now, football, But.

1328
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:27,000
Speaker 1: How many times have you hit your kid in the

1329
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:27,640
Speaker 1: head with the ball?

1330
01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:29,480
Speaker 6: You know?

1331
01:00:30,080 --> 01:00:31,000
Speaker 12: Not so much mine.

1332
01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:33,080
Speaker 4: It's the others, dude.

1333
01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:33,840
Speaker 1: Isn't it the rule?

1334
01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:35,600
Speaker 2: Like I assistant coach for a little league, and it's

1335
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:37,360
Speaker 2: the rule that, no matter what, because you have to

1336
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:40,280
Speaker 2: coach pitch, that you will hit the most scared timid

1337
01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:41,240
Speaker 2: kid on the team.

1338
01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:43,880
Speaker 7: No matter what it does, it.

1339
01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:45,320
Speaker 1: Feels so bad too.

1340
01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:47,919
Speaker 11: Last time I played football, I had a black eye

1341
01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:50,160
Speaker 11: and a bloody nose and I was like, okay, well

1342
01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:54,920
Speaker 11: I'm ready, all right?

1343
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:56,520
Speaker 4: Are you ready?

1344
01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:57,160
Speaker 1: Yeah? I'm ready.

1345
01:00:57,280 --> 01:01:00,840
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Urban Dictionary described it as a

1346
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:03,880
Speaker 3: guy you can fool around with. That's not your boyfriend,

1347
01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:04,920
Speaker 3: he's your side.

1348
01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:05,760
Speaker 10: What peace?

1349
01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:06,960
Speaker 4: Fergie?

1350
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:07,480
Speaker 10: Will I am?

1351
01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:10,360
Speaker 4: In Apple? The app all performed in what famous music

1352
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:12,360
Speaker 4: group called the Black Eyed Peace.

1353
01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:16,560
Speaker 3: The largest puzzle in the world is comprised of forty thousand,

1354
01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:18,960
Speaker 3: two hundred and thirty one pieces.

1355
01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:21,040
Speaker 4: Today is April Fool's Day.

1356
01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:23,160
Speaker 3: Free point if you make a loud fart noise right now.

1357
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:28,400
Speaker 3: In nineteen twenty, Clarence Bird's Eye was the first person

1358
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:31,720
Speaker 3: to freeze market andl what tiny green vegetable peace?

1359
01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:33,360
Speaker 10: You understand?

1360
01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:38,880
Speaker 4: I think it's pretty obvious what happened here. But let's

1361
01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:45,120
Speaker 4: go to the scoreboard anyway, boy, make you hear that.

1362
01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:53,160
Speaker 7: I can't believe, but you got one wrong.

1363
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Speaker 15: Johnny got it for.

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Speaker 7: Who immediately understood? I think it got all five correct.

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Speaker 4: Oh gosh, you ever thought it on that last one?

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01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:07,720
Speaker 5: Does it appease you or not.

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01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:11,600
Speaker 4: That's kinna sting. Let's go over the answers for everybody.

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01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:13,880
Speaker 4: It's Urban Dictionary, pee on it.

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01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:16,200
Speaker 3: They describe a guy you can fool around with that's

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01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:19,880
Speaker 3: not your boyfriend as your side peace will will I

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Speaker 3: am Fergie Apple. The app all performed in Black Eyed Peas,

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Speaker 3: the largest puzzle in the world, had and thirty pieces. Yeah,

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01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:29,240
Speaker 3: we gave you everybody the fart noise sound.

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Speaker 1: Good effort.

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01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:32,560
Speaker 3: And in nineteen twenty Clarence birds I was the first

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Speaker 3: person to freeze market and sell the tiny green vegetable peas.

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Speaker 4: What is the peace? He gets cucumber.

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01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:45,080
Speaker 1: And who the hell is buying frozen cucumber?

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Speaker 6: Man?

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry it wasn't enough to beat Brooke. It's tough

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Speaker 4: to do it on an April Fool's Day.

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Speaker 10: I appreciate you having me on the right, but the

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Speaker 10: good news is.

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01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:57,440
Speaker 3: Just for playing you do win a pair of tickets

1385
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Speaker 3: to see The Barbie Movie in concert Into the Night

1386
01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:03,880
Speaker 3: Away with the Barbie land Sinfonetta as they debut their

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01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:06,520
Speaker 3: summer twenty twenty four North American Amphitheater Tour.

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Speaker 6: Oh cool, so excited, will be stoked?

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Speaker 1: Do you want to shout out your kids before you.

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Speaker 8: Have to go.

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01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:14,800
Speaker 5: I love you, Riley Brennan the Hunter. I hope you

1392
01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:15,720
Speaker 5: only have three kids.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, and there's like five Max.

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Speaker 1: I don't like that much.

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Speaker 4: Hey, Josh, thanks for replying there. I come back anytime.

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Speaker 4: Peace out. You're we're gonna do the same thing, same

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Speaker 4: time tomorrow, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.