Speaker 1: The Nicky Glaizer Podcasts.
Speaker 2: DearS Nikki.
Speaker 3: Hello here, I am welcome to the show. It's Nicky
Speaker 3: Glazer podcast coming at you. Uh, I'm live in Saint Louis.
Speaker 3: Here with us is Noah, Brian, Sean O'Connor. How you
Speaker 3: guys doing today?
Speaker 2: Great?
Speaker 4: Great? Great? Great?
Speaker 2: Didn't you see Sean a lot this weekend? I did?
Speaker 3: I I know how he's doing. Unless things drastically changed yesterday.
Speaker 2: Sean is over his fear of flying.
Speaker 1: Nice what not.
Speaker 2: But it's like it's it's it's getting a lot better.
Speaker 5: Yeah, commercial flight. I love it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and.
Speaker 4: I love the chill Pale.
Speaker 2: I'm not on it right now, but like, do you
Speaker 2: like you're using it a lot though? Right?
Speaker 3: Like the little device that shocks your hand. We talked
Speaker 3: about it last week in case you missed it. It's
Speaker 3: like this little thing that Emily turned us on to
Speaker 3: that she got from Rosey O'donnald's TikTok that it's like
Speaker 3: you hold in your hand. It's a little keyfob and
Speaker 3: it shocks your hand for twenty minutes, like right, and
Speaker 3: it lessens your anxiety and it fucking works.
Speaker 5: It really does. I've been using it NonStop. It is
Speaker 5: helping me in every interaction I have.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I almost I think I'm gonna start bring it
Speaker 3: on stage. I think it's I just want to try
Speaker 3: it once. What was I doing yesterday?
Speaker 2: I was I was practicing.
Speaker 3: Rapping, you know, and uh, memorizing this rap that I'm
Speaker 3: working on, and I.
Speaker 2: Was like, really out of breath.
Speaker 3: Rap takes like so much breath control that even singing
Speaker 3: doesn't Like it's just so exhausting. And you think that
Speaker 3: you know a rap because you're just mouthing the lyrics
Speaker 3: to it, but like you don't understand that you're not
Speaker 3: saying it and putting inflection, and it's so hard to do.
Speaker 2: And I don't know.
Speaker 3: If on my birthday I'm gonna be able to debut
Speaker 3: the rap song that I've been memorizing that I can,
Speaker 3: because it's way harder than I thought.
Speaker 2: But then I did the Chill Pill and I was
Speaker 2: able to do it.
Speaker 1: I mean, wasn't it the same song? Been trying to remember?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, did I talk about it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Rap? God, I like I talk.
Speaker 4: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: We've been talking about this everywhere?
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, sorry, I forgot that I talked about it
Speaker 3: so much on here.
Speaker 4: I understand.
Speaker 2: I don't know what I don't say on here and
Speaker 2: what I do say on here.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I don't like I shouldn't say it on there,
Speaker 3: I should just keep it to myself. And then I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 3: the ninky that is like smart probably wouldn't have talked
Speaker 3: about it on a broadcast, So let's like be that person.
Speaker 3: I'm not harboring anything. I'm not like trying to keep secrets.
Speaker 3: I just feel like I shouldn't share everything, but I
Speaker 3: do anyway. So yeah, I was practicing rap God yesterday
Speaker 3: and I'm getting really good. But like I thought I
Speaker 3: was really good because I'm mouthing it on a treadmill
Speaker 3: and I can mouth it all, but that does not
Speaker 3: mean I'm saying it and it is. I'm literally out
Speaker 3: of breath the entire time, like it is. It went
Speaker 3: from being I thought a B plus like I'm ready
Speaker 3: to do this, to a D minus like I cannot
Speaker 3: say it when given the chance to say it out loud.
Speaker 2: It is. So it's one thing to be able to
Speaker 2: mouth it.
Speaker 4: Good job.
Speaker 3: Okay, I memorized all the words and I can say
Speaker 3: them really fast, but I can't.
Speaker 2: I literally can't say them. I can't like make the
Speaker 2: sound breath control you think, yes, yes, yeah.
Speaker 5: I think what you need to do is you have
Speaker 5: to get like prosthetics and do like undercover karaoke and
Speaker 5: just practice it a few times where it's not you
Speaker 5: doing it, like you go up from like yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm a rapper.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like I'm Shila, like like, they's my fake name?
Speaker 2: That's so weird.
Speaker 3: And like when I used to go to bars, I
Speaker 3: would with a guy I didn't like, I would say
Speaker 3: my name was Shila.
Speaker 2: That's so crazy that.
Speaker 5: You picked so is it because no one wants to
Speaker 5: fuck with Shila?
Speaker 2: I know Sheila is actually who I wanted to be.
Speaker 3: I love the name Sheila because I think it's like
Speaker 3: an eighties girl that's like a badass who you wouldn't
Speaker 3: fuck with, who you like with Sheila. Yeah, you want
Speaker 3: to fuck Sheila, but she's never going to fuck you.
Speaker 3: Like she's too cool, she's got a luck going on.
Speaker 1: She is like she's got a studded leather jack and
Speaker 1: she's smoking cigarettes outside the bar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a little bit.
Speaker 3: It's giving what's her name from Saved by the Bell
Speaker 3: Tory Tory?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, is it Tory.
Speaker 5: So yeah, Torri Tori was the leather jacket one. She's
Speaker 5: kind of okay, yeah, shells likeded a little bit.
Speaker 3: Yes, and so she doesn't have time for men's business.
Speaker 3: So like when I would bust out, yeah my name
Speaker 3: is Sheila, I felt like they would take the hint
Speaker 3: and leave me alone. But uh no. So yeah, it's
Speaker 3: it's breath control. And I even saved some kind of
Speaker 3: like there was some story that came across my Instagram
Speaker 3: up talking about it was like a vocal coach that
Speaker 3: was dissecting Kendrick Lamar's performance at the super Bowl and
Speaker 3: saying that it was a masterclass in breath control.
Speaker 1: And I got it.
Speaker 2: I saved it.
Speaker 3: You know when you see a video and you're like,
Speaker 3: I could learn something from this, and then you save
Speaker 3: it and you never go watch it, look at it.
Speaker 2: Everything I do.
Speaker 3: I did do a workout from TikTok or from Instagram
Speaker 3: reels the other day. I did it, and I felt
Speaker 3: so much better, and I like, I actually saved a
Speaker 3: video and I went back and found it and did
Speaker 3: it amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like it's like almost like it was
Speaker 3: a yoga stretch thing for my post Youeri Republic Tilt.
Speaker 3: I finally found a thing that was like actually offering
Speaker 3: good stretches for it, and it definitely gave me that
Speaker 3: little slope that you get right before your butt. Like
Speaker 3: my back like was hurting because it was like the
Speaker 3: vertebrae were moving in a way that that hasn't happened before.
Speaker 3: So but it were really sexual exercises because you have to.
Speaker 2: It's just a bunch of like.
Speaker 3: It's like twerking, slow towerking in different positions.
Speaker 1: Right, not something you want to do in a public.
Speaker 3: Gym, but I did because I'm like, fuck it, I
Speaker 3: don't care, like like I can't. I don't want to
Speaker 3: do this alone. Like almost part of it is like
Speaker 3: I only work out if there's people around making me
Speaker 3: feel like they are like I'm accountable. So I'm not
Speaker 3: going to like miss out on that and do a
Speaker 3: worse workout because I feel like I'm turning people on.
Speaker 3: And I kind of did it in the corner, but
Speaker 3: but it definitely was sexually. You're just like the corner, Yeah,
Speaker 3: definitely like over there, Yeah, like just slowly cat cowing.
Speaker 1: And different positions looking at your phone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, is what your cat does is a perfect position.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes it was, but yeah, I was proud of
Speaker 3: my stuff for Actually, do you guys, uys save stuff
Speaker 3: constantly that you don't watch or like, do you ever
Speaker 3: send a video?
Speaker 2: This is a thing I maybe wanted to do on stage.
Speaker 3: But sometimes I'll like see a video that's like a
Speaker 3: republic is that is threatened and here's why, and it's
Speaker 3: like gonna break it down, and I'm like, I don't
Speaker 3: feel like watching this, but I know it's important, so
Speaker 3: I'll send it to someone who like will watch it all.
Speaker 4: Do you know that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I definitely.
Speaker 3: I think I've done it to you, Like I'll watch
Speaker 3: three fourths that I'm like, this is going where I
Speaker 3: think it's going.
Speaker 2: And like I've seen.
Speaker 1: In that why you send me that forty five minute
Speaker 1: video about Zebras?
Speaker 3: No, I probably would watched no anth stuff if Zebra's
Speaker 3: are threatened.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 3: But but yeah, like you know, it's just breaking down
Speaker 3: about how the you know, s Ai d is being dismantled,
Speaker 3: so you know stuff like that that I'm like, I
Speaker 3: don't need all the details. I'm never going to retain
Speaker 3: all this, but here's someone that would I have.
Speaker 1: Oh, I've had I have a dream of being I
Speaker 1: sometimes I think of the perfect count argument for something,
Speaker 1: and Cadence it.
Speaker 4: Was really more than Luther King.
Speaker 5: I know we're always like what airing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was true.
Speaker 1: I mean I had a dream today and I was
Speaker 1: that I thought of this perfect counter argument for that.
Speaker 1: You could go on Fox News and say and it's
Speaker 1: like undeniable. But I'll never get the opportunity to go
Speaker 1: on Fox News. And it's so rare that you have
Speaker 1: just like this perfect counter argument. And really it's against
Speaker 1: the us AID thing. So everyone's saying like, oh, to
Speaker 1: get rid of us AID is like great for the
Speaker 1: country because you're lowering wasteful spending and they were spending
Speaker 1: money on so much bullshit and all that. And I
Speaker 1: think that the Republican Party is vastly misunderstanding the purpose
Speaker 1: of us AID or giving aid to other countries. And
Speaker 1: it's not it's not that we're trying to be these
Speaker 1: like generous benefactors and be considered like these amazing saviors
Speaker 1: of the of the world. You know, how the mafia
Speaker 1: gets its power. How does the mafia get its power?
Speaker 1: The mafia gets its power because there are people in
Speaker 1: a community who need money, and you are there because
Speaker 1: society or the government structures have let them down, and
Speaker 1: you are there to provide businesses, to provide people with resources.
Speaker 1: And once you provide them with those resources, then they
Speaker 1: owe you something and then they're reliant on you for something.
Speaker 1: It's the same way al Qaeda. It's the same way
Speaker 1: Isis gets their power. The first thing al Qaeda and
Speaker 1: Isis does is they go into needy communities and they
Speaker 1: give them food, they give them protection, they give them medicine,
Speaker 1: so that the good will for exactly, So America isn't
Speaker 1: going into African countries and giving people aid because no,
Speaker 1: they're doing it because it's preventing other countries or other
Speaker 1: organizations from doing the same thing and winning the propaganda war. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's for our own self defense that we provide these services.
Speaker 3: Becaus God forbid we just be kind, because that would
Speaker 3: be so stupid.
Speaker 1: Exactly, well, it would be a waste of money to
Speaker 1: just be kind. Now, the only time it is good
Speaker 1: to be kind is if you're vaccinating people across the
Speaker 1: world so you can avoid another panic.
Speaker 3: Did you hear about the new like disease that's in
Speaker 3: the congo Oh my god, A bunch of some toddlers
Speaker 3: ate a bat carcass, and now they are like fifty
Speaker 3: four people have died from this illness that kills you,
Speaker 3: like within hours, and it's like really bad and it's new.
Speaker 2: I was reading about.
Speaker 3: Today and it was on the Washington Post, and then
Speaker 3: I went to the comments just to see, you know,
Speaker 3: just to make myself angry, and one of the comments
Speaker 3: was like, why are people eating bat carcasses?
Speaker 2: Stop it? And I just I couldn't help myself.
Speaker 3: I go, oh, yeah, I'm sure these toddlers in the
Speaker 3: Congo just turned down every other kind.
Speaker 2: Of food and chose the bat carcass.
Speaker 3: I'm sure that in lieu of going to Walmart and
Speaker 3: stocking up on you.
Speaker 2: Know, dunk a use.
Speaker 3: These these kids in the Congo love just wanted to
Speaker 3: eat a back carcass. They wasn't out of a need
Speaker 3: or a starvation kind of thing, like fucking morons.
Speaker 2: Who thinks anyone eats a bat willing?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean, I know there are wet markets where it's
Speaker 3: like delicacies, but like, kids in the Congo aren't eating
Speaker 3: a back carcass because it's fun.
Speaker 1: Ozzy Osbourne fans, Yeah.
Speaker 5: I do like to think that one of them is
Speaker 5: a picky eater, and it's just like, no, I only
Speaker 5: want the back.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine little kids being such picky eaters? I mean,
Speaker 3: I guess I had a joke about that my special
Speaker 3: but like you know, like my nephews won't eat anything,
Speaker 3: you know, like they only want McDonald Like they can't.
Speaker 3: They won't touch if something is touching something else or
Speaker 3: has like a little bit of a green sprig of
Speaker 3: something on it.
Speaker 2: It's like no, like that is all learned behavior.
Speaker 3: Because kids are eating back carcasses to survive, you know,
Speaker 3: like that, so would my nephews if they had to.
Speaker 5: I think that's why we should never have moved away
Speaker 5: from that guilt trip we put on kids in like
Speaker 5: the seventies, eighties and nineties of like there are children starving. Yeah,
Speaker 5: kids in Africa, kids in China, they're starving, and you
Speaker 5: need that.
Speaker 4: You need that too.
Speaker 3: That gives you an eating disorder that you always have
Speaker 3: to eat all the food on your plate. And then
Speaker 3: that because I just watched the video about how parents
Speaker 3: need to stop saying the kids in Africa thing because
Speaker 3: it makes you feel guilt and it makes you eat
Speaker 3: when you're feeling guilty and associates those two feelings together
Speaker 3: and then you end up overeating when you're feeling guilt
Speaker 3: in your own life.
Speaker 2: Something like that gets The best.
Speaker 1: Diet strategy is to is portion control, Like you can't
Speaker 1: just look at your plate. You don't have to finish
Speaker 1: every single thing on your plate. And that's the best
Speaker 1: way to lose weight is to recognize that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but how would you do that?
Speaker 3: I don't even understand not fit, Like I cannot have
Speaker 3: said it literally a million times on this podcast Wrap God,
Speaker 3: that I cannot fathom leaving behind something on your plate
Speaker 3: that you were just eating and enjoying and being like no,
Speaker 3: I'm good, Like how slow do you have to eat
Speaker 3: that your body is like in the same in a
Speaker 3: one serving you're getting full from it?
Speaker 2: Like that is a slow ass eater.
Speaker 3: Like I've sometimes I have a friend that eats really slow,
Speaker 3: and I've counted the choose for like one bite of
Speaker 3: food because I've been bored, you know, and I just
Speaker 3: like like can see what they're like, see them eating,
Speaker 3: and I've counted like thirty five chews for a little
Speaker 3: bite of food, and I'm just like, what is this like?
Speaker 3: And I will eat with them just to see how
Speaker 3: long it's takes me. And I'm like it takes me
Speaker 3: for like less. I don't even know if I chew,
Speaker 3: I'm like gonna have a gag reflex. No, They're just
Speaker 3: a meticulous, measured, mindful person.
Speaker 2: And I don't know what that's like.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because I have a I have like a pretty
Speaker 5: like easy to trigger gag reflex. But I am a
Speaker 5: hoover with food, like and like I'm like certain I
Speaker 5: know exactly how I'm going to die instead of just
Speaker 5: going to choke at a restaurant.
Speaker 2: I have you choked a lot of food because you're
Speaker 2: eating too fast as it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've I choked on like water because I'm like
Speaker 5: doing that too fast, Like yep, me too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like choking on water is easier than the food.
Speaker 1: The food, you can I've seen myself like just taking
Speaker 1: a swig of water and then like coughing it up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the wrong pipe or whatever.
Speaker 1: You're to choke on food, I think it's not.
Speaker 4: It's not. I choke on food.
Speaker 5: Like I'll clear my throat like one three times a
Speaker 5: week at least.
Speaker 2: Like it's like when you have that panic of you're
Speaker 2: going to die.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna die where I'm like, oh like like I
Speaker 5: go like and then it comes up and then I'm like,
Speaker 5: I haven't.
Speaker 2: Seen you do that. But maybe I'm not tuned in.
Speaker 5: I think I'm I'm better around people who aren't my family.
Speaker 3: Like what I'm we're the food out of the way
Speaker 3: because it's like I just see it and I want
Speaker 3: it to be gone, so do I don't have to
Speaker 3: deal with the pain of like should I eat it's
Speaker 3: I mean, food is like a drug. It just I
Speaker 3: never feel I never feel comfortable around it. I want
Speaker 3: it gone so I don't have to deal with it
Speaker 3: anymore or like or I just want the feeling it
Speaker 3: gives me.
Speaker 2: It's so delicious, Like I can't.
Speaker 1: Get joy while you're eating it.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not like you sucking on a kit cat.
Speaker 2: I cannot.
Speaker 4: I just.
Speaker 3: A big second on a big cat. I don't understand,
Speaker 3: like savoring. I tried this weekend, but we got these
Speaker 3: really good sweets, like vegan sweets that they gave us
Speaker 3: in Boston and backstage, and I literally like, if you
Speaker 3: want to bring me stuff, guys, no one ever bring me.
Speaker 3: I just don't eat sugar. I don't enjoy cakes. I
Speaker 3: don't enjoy cookies. I don't care if they're vegan. I
Speaker 3: just don't like sugar.
Speaker 1: I'm not into it.
Speaker 3: But this weekend I was like, I'm gonna just treat
Speaker 3: myself to a macaron I've never had one of those
Speaker 3: macaroni macaron Yeah, Like they look like little hamburgers but
Speaker 3: they're all one color.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the French hamburger.
Speaker 3: They are fucking amazing. No, what people need to be
Speaker 3: talking more about these. I know they were probably big
Speaker 3: in like twenty eleven or something, but they Having one
Speaker 3: of those was enough for me. And I liked that
Speaker 3: it feels like a meringue, almost like an empty like
Speaker 3: there's like it's like a foaminess to it that makes
Speaker 3: it feel like it's pumped with a lot of air,
Speaker 3: so you don't feel like you're.
Speaker 2: Eating this dense thing.
Speaker 3: But then I did, and I did have a There
Speaker 3: was like a cheesecake and a jar, and I had
Speaker 3: just done six shows and I was like, I don't
Speaker 3: wanna fucking treat myself and that was so good, and
Speaker 3: I did. I was able to just eat half of
Speaker 3: it and not eat the whole thing because it was
Speaker 3: like I was really proud of myself.
Speaker 2: I was like, am I a real woman?
Speaker 3: Like there are things I do sometimes where I'm like,
Speaker 3: I feel so cool, like when I get a tall
Speaker 3: latte instead of a Venti. When I just do things
Speaker 3: that are like I'm just a normal lady that SIPs
Speaker 3: on a tall latte.
Speaker 2: That's all I would want.
Speaker 3: The only reason I can get a tall is because
Speaker 3: I've had three Venti's in the last hour. It would
Speaker 3: never occurred to me when people just get one coffee
Speaker 3: a day and it's a small Sean, you're a venty
Speaker 3: guy too.
Speaker 4: I'm a Venti. I need more.
Speaker 5: I just need Like I don't know what it is,
Speaker 5: but I just even find like when I'm doing like
Speaker 5: Uber Eats, I kind of oways so overorder.
Speaker 3: Like I know that's whenever I give someone a Uber
Speaker 3: Eats order and I'm like, send it to the group.
Speaker 3: I always tell people get as much as you want,
Speaker 3: because if I was asked to add to an Uber
Speaker 3: Eats order that someone else was paying for, I'd be like,
Speaker 3: I guess I can only get an entree instead of
Speaker 3: two entrees and a salad and a soup. Like I'm like,
Speaker 3: I have a scarcity thing where it's like it's not gonna.
Speaker 4: Be enough exactly.
Speaker 5: Whenever I'm ordering, I'm like, oh, man, like I know me,
Speaker 5: and then like I really, Then I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, wait, I don't know me.
Speaker 4: I know me too, Yeah, I have no idea who
Speaker 4: I am.
Speaker 5: It's my biggest problem.
Speaker 1: Macarons are great, did you Yeah? And also macarones are
Speaker 1: most of the time gluten free. In case you are
Speaker 1: Celiac person, that's the one that's one of the rare
Speaker 1: desserts that's like not an ice cream or something like
Speaker 1: that is gluten free.
Speaker 2: No, you don't like desserts, right? You don't like sweets?
Speaker 3: Me?
Speaker 2: No, no, me, I'm not.
Speaker 6: I'm not really a sugar person, but I have been
Speaker 6: and my eating habits have definitely changed as a parent
Speaker 6: because I have what does that mean to eat? So
Speaker 6: like just like the pacing right my food. I used
Speaker 6: to be a moderate eater and now I just like
Speaker 6: shove everything into my gullet and just eat, eat, eat,
Speaker 6: and then I and then you know, I get occupied
Speaker 6: with the baby and stuff.
Speaker 2: What's your go to?
Speaker 3: Like I need to eat fast and I don't have
Speaker 3: time whatever.
Speaker 6: You have, I just I just like I'm so used
Speaker 6: to it because I've been doing it for so long
Speaker 6: that I just shovel everything into my mouth.
Speaker 3: Like what like if you right now were like had
Speaker 3: fifteen minutes to eat something like what would be in
Speaker 3: your kitchen right now that you would put in your.
Speaker 6: Mouth, probably like a tie dish or some some like
Speaker 6: like pan Asian dish?
Speaker 2: Would you eat it up?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah for sure? And is it something that you
Speaker 2: like ordered before that's like leftovers or is it something
Speaker 2: you made over the weekend?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Like either, just whatever's in the fridge.
Speaker 3: Just get stop together, Like, it's not handfuls of chips.
Speaker 3: It's not a protein bar. Like I don't even understand
Speaker 3: how po live on hoptine bars.
Speaker 6: While also when I'm nursing, I just have to just
Speaker 6: constantly be eating and drinking water. So yesterday I was
Speaker 6: sitting there just like eating an entire bag of chips.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm definitely putting down some bags of chips on
Speaker 3: my own, and then I offer like people like last
Speaker 3: night I brought skinny pop over my parents' house and
Speaker 3: my mom had like two handfuls, and so it made
Speaker 3: me feel like I didn't eat the whole bag. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's really.
Speaker 1: A little bit, a couple of handfuls.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm so disappointed.
Speaker 5: Like as a kid, I felt like the little bag
Speaker 5: was always perfect, and now I'm like, I just want
Speaker 5: to crush.
Speaker 4: I just want to crush.
Speaker 5: What it's a plate of food or if it's a
Speaker 5: bag of food, I just want to like take it
Speaker 5: down so it's not it's not there tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I like wistfully think about before I had an eating disorder,
Speaker 3: when I would like get a sacked lunch and my
Speaker 3: mom would just pack like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich,
Speaker 3: a handful of chips in a plastic bag, a Capri
Speaker 3: son and apple, and like maybe like a Reese's cup
Speaker 3: or like a little Halloween candy and that was enough.
Speaker 3: There was no part of me that was like this
Speaker 3: is it. There was no like what else am I
Speaker 3: gonna get later on? How am I gonna finagle more food?
Speaker 3: It was just like that was it, and I didn't
Speaker 3: I wasn't thinking about it all day because I had
Speaker 3: already eaten a breakfast in the morning that was adequate
Speaker 3: and kept me full. Like this life we live in
Speaker 3: where it's just like you try to starve yourself and
Speaker 3: wait to the next meal so that you can be
Speaker 3: really hungry. Then you overeat, and then you feel bad
Speaker 3: about overeating, so you try to wait as long as
Speaker 3: you can before you eat next time, and then again
Speaker 3: you're so hungry, and then you overeat, and it's like this,
Speaker 3: I wish you I've broken the cycle before, but I
Speaker 3: tend to like stay in that kind of like overeat,
Speaker 3: feel sick, feel bad, wait until I'm so hungry to
Speaker 3: eat again kind of thing. I never starve myself, like
Speaker 3: if I'm hungry, I will always eat, but I will
Speaker 3: sometimes I can't even recognize what hunger is. I don't
Speaker 3: think because I'm still so fucked up from fear, Like, well, I.
Speaker 2: Can't possibly eat now.
Speaker 3: My brain won't even let me because I know just
Speaker 3: ten hours ago I ate enough food for a whole day,
Speaker 3: so that's not gonna I can't wake up and go like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna.
Speaker 2: You know, eat again. It's just it's it's a mind.
Speaker 2: It's a mind.
Speaker 1: Fuck. Yeah, no, it sounds very mind. I can't like, yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Don't think you relate, like, right, do you even have
Speaker 3: a relationship with food like that? Like when people don't
Speaker 3: have food noise going on? What is your life like? Honestly,
Speaker 3: I need to know you need to be more accomplishing
Speaker 3: more in your life, not just Brian.
Speaker 2: Everyone that doesn't have food noise.
Speaker 3: If I'm able to get this much done with the
Speaker 3: rattling around of like what are you gonna eat next?
Speaker 2: How much did you just eat?
Speaker 3: What's are you sure that everyone is gonna eat with
Speaker 3: you when you eat next? Because if people don't eat,
Speaker 3: then you feel bad about eating too much. But they
Speaker 3: just ate, so they're not gonna be as hungry as
Speaker 3: you when you all sit down to eat. So then
Speaker 3: when you sit down to eat, you're gonna be judging
Speaker 3: that you're eating too much around them, and they're not
Speaker 3: gonna be like that is what's going on up here
Speaker 3: all of the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the time.
Speaker 2: Chris can't stand it.
Speaker 3: It's it's hell to be married to it, or we're
Speaker 3: not married, but be partnered with it.
Speaker 2: But I wasn't a slip, by the way, don't go
Speaker 2: she was married.
Speaker 3: I keep saying that headlines now it's we're not married,
Speaker 3: we're not we but I always easier to it just
Speaker 3: sounds communicates commitment.
Speaker 2: That we're at that boyfriend does it anyway, go on.
Speaker 5: But I'm always jealous of what when we eat with Brian,
Speaker 5: because Brian, you'll just like order a soup and be okay,
Speaker 5: and then I'm like, it's like, yeah, no, I like.
Speaker 3: He can like in between, he'll like be like he'll
Speaker 3: like be about to eat something like a spoonful of soup,
Speaker 3: and then he'll put it down and go Actually, I
Speaker 3: was thinking that maybe if we approach that one bit differently,
Speaker 3: and the soup will be on the spoon, not in
Speaker 3: his mouth, like hovering in the air, getting cold, getting
Speaker 3: like unpleasing, and then the soup will become so cold
Speaker 3: from him talking because he he is like prioritizing communication
Speaker 3: over this dumb soup, which should be doing that. The
Speaker 3: soup will become inedible, and then he'll go, I don't
Speaker 3: really want this right now, and he'll just set it down.
Speaker 3: I can't even get I can't even comprehend.
Speaker 4: That I'm jealous of that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I could have.
Speaker 3: The nuclear codes and like be able to prevent something,
Speaker 3: and I would still say it through soup in my mouth.
Speaker 2: I just I think you're either one or the other.
Speaker 3: But I will say I'm not saying Brian's food situation
Speaker 3: is just so enviable because a lot of it is
Speaker 3: wrapped around it's gonna make your teeth hurt. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: you have a lot of energy going into that that. Yes,
Speaker 3: you have different noise. I don't need to make it
Speaker 3: seem like everyone does have noise.
Speaker 1: Yes, one thing I do. One thing I do that
Speaker 1: I'd like to stop doing is if I'm in like,
Speaker 1: if I'm like telling a story or something, I will
Speaker 1: frequently like put food in my mouth and then I'll
Speaker 1: just have the food in my mouth.
Speaker 2: No, you don't not to me, you do not.
Speaker 3: I've noticed that you will because I pay attention, you
Speaker 3: will put it down.
Speaker 2: I've never seen you talk through food.
Speaker 1: Wow, well I I.
Speaker 2: Maybe I just think it's your dipping or something.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, because I got very good at it. I've gotten
Speaker 1: very good at having like a like a squirrels amount
Speaker 1: of storage of food in my cheek while I'm telling
Speaker 1: a story.
Speaker 2: Heir, it is more grown out, so it's really hard
Speaker 2: to tell. Oh yeah, you can.
Speaker 1: Realize that it's I'm slowly distributing morsels into my throat.
Speaker 3: While there's some good morsels that you can get in
Speaker 3: your gums. My favorite is when you need animal crackers,
Speaker 3: the build up of animal crackers in your gums is
Speaker 3: as delicious as the original animal cracker. That's That's one
Speaker 3: that I will speak you when.
Speaker 2: We get back.
Speaker 3: I want to talk to you about a timid Timothy
Speaker 3: Chalomey thing that I wanted to get everyone's feedback on
Speaker 3: because I read it last night and I go, oh,
Speaker 3: this will be perfect for the podcast.
Speaker 2: So stay tuned for that right after that.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I guess Timothy Shallomey just made history. This
Speaker 3: is BuzzFeed Instagram. Timothy Shallomey just made history. Is the
Speaker 3: youngest person ever to win Best Actor in a Leading
Speaker 3: Role at the SAG Awards, and his acceptance speech proves
Speaker 3: that in an industry built on the art of pretending,
Speaker 3: Timmy is as real as it gets. Okay, So I
Speaker 3: originally read the headline on bus Heed is Timothy Schallomey
Speaker 3: did something many actors are afraid to do in his
Speaker 3: unconventional acceptance speech at the SAG Awards, and people are
Speaker 3: seriously impressed.
Speaker 2: Oh what's it going to be? Go to the next slide.
Speaker 2: The next slide is.
Speaker 3: Uh is a quote from from his speech, and then
Speaker 3: it says, holy shit, Uh Timmy, what a speech?
Speaker 2: Oscar next?
Speaker 3: Okay, so this is the speech, and I want us
Speaker 3: all to weigh in on it, okay, because it is
Speaker 3: different than most speeches.
Speaker 2: And this is Timothy shalamay.
Speaker 1: Shout out North America. Shout out Earth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I showed out.
Speaker 3: Shout out heavy awards that aren't as good as uh,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 1: An Oscar or wait a second, quick quick shout out
Speaker 1: WGA Awards because Nicki Glazer one a w GA Award
Speaker 1: for some day you all die. Congrat Thank you.
Speaker 2: So much, thank you, thank you. It's my first award.
Speaker 1: It's an incredible award.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm really really award.
Speaker 1: Because you're being acknowledged by your fellow writers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it truly is the War Award out
Speaker 3: of all of the ones that I was nominated for, Grammy, Emmy,
Speaker 3: Critics Choice.
Speaker 2: That Golden Globe.
Speaker 3: That really I you know, it would have been nice
Speaker 3: to win all those, but as someone who voted in
Speaker 3: some of those, you just pick like your friends or
Speaker 3: you pick like it's like a popularity contest.
Speaker 4: It's not.
Speaker 3: No one watches everything, but writers are not nice. But
Speaker 3: here's the thing. I determined that I either won because
Speaker 3: I'm they respected my writing or they hate everyone else
Speaker 3: in the category, because.
Speaker 2: I know a lot of times I will vote based on.
Speaker 3: I just don't want that person to win, and I
Speaker 3: will pick anyone else that has been nice to me
Speaker 3: before for or like. So it isn't always about the
Speaker 3: merit of it, and that's okay. I think we really
Speaker 3: need to acknowledge that that is. This is not the Olympics.
Speaker 3: You're not being and even the Olympics, I would say,
Speaker 3: is not completely fair. You can't completely objectively judge something
Speaker 3: without putting your own personal.
Speaker 1: There are a couple of questionable judgments in the gymnastics
Speaker 1: category last Olympics.
Speaker 5: But I will say, I will say not to poopoo
Speaker 5: what you just said, but it is but to poo
Speaker 5: pooh away A lot A large portion of the WGA
Speaker 5: members are drama writers who truly actually love comedy and
Speaker 5: like have none of the hang ups that like the
Speaker 5: comedy writers do, and like none.
Speaker 2: Of the jealousies or putting people like.
Speaker 5: Yeah like they're like they're just like true fans like
Speaker 5: uh And I only know this as I've been around them,
Speaker 5: and they suck like they like genuinely love things like
Speaker 5: and I I can't comprehend how.
Speaker 1: You do that.
Speaker 3: No, it meant so much to me, It really did,
Speaker 3: Like that was like whoa. And I will say that.
Speaker 3: Robbie pra of Netflix did text me the day before
Speaker 3: the awards and was like, but hey, buddy, I hope
Speaker 3: you win, just to let you know Netflix couldn't submit so.
Speaker 2: You have a better chance.
Speaker 3: I was like, wow, he's always strolling me, but also
Speaker 3: really supportive. But he was like in other words, he
Speaker 3: was like, what have gone to Chappelle? Had it not,
Speaker 3: had we been able to, had we submitted?
Speaker 1: But submit? Why because it's I don't think that.
Speaker 2: I think they choose not to.
Speaker 3: I don't know why, because it doesn't matter, doesn't impress anyone.
Speaker 2: They can't put it on a billboard, but I will
Speaker 2: put try polish.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is what Timothy said when he accepted his
Speaker 3: SAG Award. I know we're in a subjective business, but
Speaker 3: the truth is I'm really in pursuit of greatness. I
Speaker 3: know people don't usually talk like that, but I want
Speaker 3: to be one of the greats.
Speaker 2: I'm inspired by the greats. I'm inspired by the greats.
Speaker 3: Here tonight, I'm as inspired by Daniel da Lewis, Marlon Brando,
Speaker 3: and Viola Davis, as I am by Michael Jordan, Michael Phelps,
Speaker 3: and I want to be up there. So I'm deeply grateful.
Speaker 3: This doesn't signify that, but it's a little more fuel.
Speaker 3: It's a little more.
Speaker 2: AMMO to keep going. Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: Okay, So people are saying that it's arrogant, you know,
Speaker 3: like the naysayers are saying it's arrogant. It's he threw
Speaker 3: the Sagward under the bus, which I would argue, no,
Speaker 3: he did not. He was just saying, like, I'm not
Speaker 3: there yet. This doesn't mean that I've winning, This doesn't
Speaker 3: mean that I've risen to that level, but it's a
Speaker 3: little more fuel on the what how did he say?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 1: And also let's just be honest here. I mean, Sagward
Speaker 1: is a level below an oscar. I mean there is
Speaker 1: a way to go. Just can people stop being ridiculous
Speaker 1: about the truth.
Speaker 3: Yes, but some of the comments are did the greats
Speaker 3: ever talk like this? I'm sorry, So eighty five percent
Speaker 3: of the sag members who aren't famous aren't in pursuit
Speaker 3: of greatness and aren't.
Speaker 2: Working hard enough. And then someone said he's a narcissist. Uh.
Speaker 3: So funny how when Anne Hathaway was proud of her
Speaker 3: work in her speech, she got the whole opposite reaction.
Speaker 3: I do think that that's an interesting thing to note.
Speaker 3: And then someone, uh, yeah, people, people, Uh, the ego
Speaker 3: is huge, mind blown, mind blown, mind blowed emoji.
Speaker 4: What do you.
Speaker 2: Guys make of it? Because before I go off on it.
Speaker 1: Fuck you, fuck the internet, funk all those people typically
Speaker 1: you know what this reminds me of.
Speaker 2: Honestly, have the board at Club Shalome.
Speaker 4: We know it reminds me.
Speaker 1: Of a similar person striving for greatness who made a
Speaker 1: similar type comment. And I believe it was an amazing
Speaker 1: comment to make, and it just showed how confident they were.
Speaker 1: And that was when Nicky Glazer was asked, what do
Speaker 1: you think about being selected as being the host of
Speaker 1: the Golden Globes And you said, I think they made
Speaker 1: the right choice. Yeah, I think they made a smart choice.
Speaker 1: It's just believing in yourself and being confident and manifesting
Speaker 1: and said.
Speaker 2: I don't always feel that way.
Speaker 3: Let me be honest, Like that would be insane if
Speaker 3: I always was like, yeah, me taking this Blotti's class.
Speaker 3: It was a right choice for this place to you know,
Speaker 3: give me a free week trial, you know, like I
Speaker 3: know when I suck. But yeah, that was just yeah,
Speaker 3: I just knew that I.
Speaker 1: Was your confidence. That was Babe Ruth pointing the bat
Speaker 1: over the wall saying I'm going to hit a home
Speaker 1: run or the hangout Sean.
Speaker 5: That that was Babe Ruth. And he pointed, he pointed out,
Speaker 5: do you know the Babe Ruth.
Speaker 1: Thing, Nicky.
Speaker 3: I recall it like I can see it in my
Speaker 3: mind of him like calling the shot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he called the shot, and he says, I'm going
Speaker 1: to hit a home run essentially, and if he doesn't
Speaker 1: hit a home run, man, that's embarrassing.
Speaker 3: But you don't call it like it happens to a lot,
Speaker 3: not him though, remember.
Speaker 2: The times it does go well. I think it's like
Speaker 2: a type of bias.
Speaker 4: But I think this rolls.
Speaker 5: I think what Timothy did rules and I don't even
Speaker 5: think this is like a new thing. I feel like
Speaker 5: Marlon Brando was like sew up his ass and calling
Speaker 5: himself like the greatest actor that ever lived in like
Speaker 5: the late fifties and early sixties and like to the
Speaker 5: point where he was like holding out for money and
Speaker 5: doing all that shit. And then al Pacino when he
Speaker 5: was nominated for an oscars, he showed up on so
Speaker 5: many painkillers. He couldn't do this, but he definitely believed it, Like,
Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, but it's not like there's a gen
Speaker 5: Z type of thing where he like kind of grew
Speaker 5: up with rap and like kind of like Braggadocio, And
Speaker 5: I think it was just like a new level of
Speaker 5: I think.
Speaker 6: It was humility, like he was showing humility in that
Speaker 6: a lot. I didn't really see it as Brad exactly. No,
Speaker 6: I think it's Fragodocio.
Speaker 1: Braggadoc show is also my favorite rapper, but I think
Speaker 1: that he Isn't it most vulnerable? Isn't it more vulnerable
Speaker 1: to say I want to be one of the greats?
Speaker 1: Isn't it vulnerable to say here is my goal, Now
Speaker 1: watch me try to achieve, rather than pretend like you
Speaker 1: don't want to be.
Speaker 3: One of the Well, I really don't like the argument
Speaker 3: of like, so so why even say it, Like don't
Speaker 3: we disassume you want to be great?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, not everyone who's famous or who works
Speaker 3: in comedy or acting or sports really goes to become
Speaker 3: is like trying to achieve greatness.
Speaker 2: They all might say they are, but they are leaving.
Speaker 3: They are leaving you know, potential behind because they don't
Speaker 3: they're not doing everything they can to be great. We
Speaker 3: know the people that do, the Kobe's, the Tom Brady's,
Speaker 3: the Daniel day Lewis is, the the Jeremy Strong's. Like,
Speaker 3: you know what you can do to be great, and
Speaker 3: people don't do it, So you're not trying to be great.
Speaker 3: It's it's a you're just showing up and you're getting
Speaker 3: by and you can't get by.
Speaker 2: Trust me, I've gotten by a lot without trying to
Speaker 2: be great.
Speaker 5: But no, for so many, For so many, it's just
Speaker 5: the money that like, is.
Speaker 2: That motivates you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like Jeremy.
Speaker 5: Strong, if he wasn't try to be great, he would
Speaker 5: be like, I don't know, the Incredible Hulk or some shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like he's not. He does look like he could
Speaker 1: be caring.
Speaker 3: There's other motivations, but people just assume that because someone's
Speaker 3: in the spotlight, they're always trying their best and they're
Speaker 3: always striving to be one of the best, and it's
Speaker 3: just not true. As someone who has been able for
Speaker 3: many years to costpuy on just doing, you know, knowing
Speaker 3: what I could.
Speaker 2: Do, and I still do that.
Speaker 3: There are still jobs where I just go, I could
Speaker 3: nail this, and I know exactly what I could do
Speaker 3: to nail it. I don't have energy for it. So
Speaker 3: I'm going to be good, but I'm not going to
Speaker 3: be great. And you make that decision every day with
Speaker 3: every project you do. So I think it is notable
Speaker 3: to say I want to be the great, the greatest
Speaker 3: and to call your shot in and it might even
Speaker 3: actually inspire him to do it because he's like I
Speaker 3: just said it on this kind of platform. I can't
Speaker 3: not show up to my acting class tomorrow, I can't
Speaker 3: stay out late drinking tonight, and like yeah, like the
Speaker 3: I think that really that really helps. Like I I
Speaker 3: wrote something to Sean yesterday about a thing I'm coming
Speaker 3: up doing, and I deleted it immediately because I was like,
Speaker 3: I don't want evidence that I ever said this, but
Speaker 3: this is what I want to achieve in doing this.
Speaker 3: It's like maybe a petty achievement because it's like I
Speaker 3: want to be the best at the whatever, you know,
Speaker 3: But it struck me after I said it.
Speaker 2: As being like almost like petty.
Speaker 3: It struck me as being petty and a little bit
Speaker 3: overly competitive when it really doesn't need to be that thing.
Speaker 3: But for me to achieve greatness, I need to be competitive.
Speaker 3: I have to create a fake race in my head
Speaker 3: that's maybe no one else is paying attention to, and
Speaker 3: then I can yes.
Speaker 2: Blazon.
Speaker 5: But people are paying attention to everything because.
Speaker 2: Like everything's competition.
Speaker 5: Everyone is always trying to be the greatest the moment.
Speaker 3: Tell me a comedy show that you don't walk away
Speaker 3: from and you see multiple comedians and you don't talk
Speaker 3: to your friends on the way home about who was
Speaker 3: the best?
Speaker 2: Tell me that.
Speaker 3: Tell me any time you go anywhere and you see
Speaker 3: multiple different performing different things. And then one can be
Speaker 3: doing a musical number, one can be doing a comedy number,
Speaker 3: one could be doing a dance number.
Speaker 2: You don't go what was your favorite dance number? What
Speaker 2: was your favorite comedy you?
Speaker 3: You you pit them against themselves, even though they're all
Speaker 3: different things happening at different parts of the show.
Speaker 2: It is a competition.
Speaker 1: And so whenever I see an improv show, I don't
Speaker 1: do that. Whenever I see an improv show, because they're
Speaker 1: all equally bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I would think of an inm broad show.
Speaker 3: You would definitely go like on the way home, if
Speaker 3: I ever went to go see one, I would definitely
Speaker 3: be like that one girl was the best that got
Speaker 3: like we love to rank things.
Speaker 1: Yes, by the way, just quickly and shout out to
Speaker 1: Magnet Theater, which is this improv theater in New York City.
Speaker 1: Have you ever performed there, Sean the Magnet Theater in
Speaker 1: New York.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, oh my god, I've performed with the Magnet Theater.
Speaker 2: Where is it? I think I've probably done it too.
Speaker 1: It's on twenty eighth or twenty ninth Street between seventh
Speaker 1: and eighth Avenue. And it was, oh that I have
Speaker 1: survived in its forms, it somehow has had this staying
Speaker 1: power that the UCB and even different form of the Pit,
Speaker 1: the other two big improp theaters in New York City
Speaker 1: did not have. And it was because of like the
Speaker 1: strong community, because they never had any desire to grow
Speaker 1: beyond being a strong community, but they are having.
Speaker 2: They did want to strive for greatness.
Speaker 1: They didn't strive exactly.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: The Magnet, I think famously was like, we're not striving
Speaker 1: for greatness. We're not getting involved in the muck of
Speaker 1: the industry. We just want people to come here and
Speaker 1: have a good time and make friends.
Speaker 5: It was friends community and like the art of improv,
Speaker 5: Like it was just in the pursuit of like being
Speaker 5: like having fun with improv. Like UCB was like, I
Speaker 5: need to be in a T mobile commercial, right.
Speaker 1: And because of that, the Magnet Theaters survived through COVID
Speaker 1: because where the UCB didn't. The UCB shut down.
Speaker 2: Because it was based on money.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And and for the Magnet, it was like the
Speaker 1: community was like, there's no way we're going to let
Speaker 1: this die because I mean, we won't have anyone. We're
Speaker 1: to hang out with our friends anyway. The Magnet Theater
Speaker 1: is having their twenty year anniversary next month, and I
Speaker 1: just want to shout out to the Magnet. So we're
Speaker 1: just talking about improv quick quickly and I shit on it.
Speaker 1: I uh, I just want to shout out to them
Speaker 1: because they they were They gave me like the most
Speaker 1: stage time in New York City out of any venue
Speaker 1: in the entire city for the time I was there.
Speaker 2: That's nice congratulation that you did that.
Speaker 1: The Magnet.
Speaker 3: Congratulations twenty years. You never even think you're going to
Speaker 3: be around for twenty years. Like whenever a business is
Speaker 3: like established twenty twenty two, I'm like, get that.
Speaker 2: Off of there.
Speaker 1: No one cares what you were established.
Speaker 3: But in twenty years it's kinna seem like something, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean? You have to write and established
Speaker 3: at some point you got to Like we were even
Speaker 3: talking about it this weekend, about like taking photographs and
Speaker 3: like how I would like love if people had photographs
Speaker 3: of me in the comedy community back in two thousand
Speaker 3: and seven, two thousand and eight, two thousand, like when
Speaker 3: I first started. But at the time, you're just like
Speaker 3: I don't want people taking pictures all the time, Like
Speaker 3: I don't need all this shit. But like now I'm like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, Like we just don't. We never foreseen nostalgia,
Speaker 3: at least I don't. I don't anticipate it, like I'm
Speaker 3: trying to by keeping some things. Like this weekend, someone
Speaker 3: made me a dress that has Tom Brady's face on it,
Speaker 3: and I was like, we can just like give it
Speaker 3: to someone, and then someone was like, well, what if
Speaker 3: the woman that made it for you finds out you
Speaker 3: just gave it away? I'm like, I hope she's not hurt,
Speaker 3: because why would I wear that again? But like, okay,
Speaker 3: let me just keep it because maybe someday that'll mean
Speaker 3: something to me. And of course it will be like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, that was my first time like selling
Speaker 3: out all these big shows.
Speaker 2: That was like the year that my life.
Speaker 3: Broke open, and you know, and but I'm not having
Speaker 3: a daughter, and I doubt like Poppy will give a
Speaker 3: fuck about that dress. But maybe it'll go to a
Speaker 3: museum someday if I get shot by my assistant or.
Speaker 4: Something, or you'll be buried in it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, if I fit in it when I'm that age, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that would be great. Bury me in that dress one
Speaker 3: hundred percent, have the in memoriam be the popular picture.
Speaker 3: And yeah, I just don't see myself being like in
Speaker 3: a museum unless I die tragically, because in like some
Speaker 3: kind of Selena way.
Speaker 2: So that's why I said, she shot by my assistant.
Speaker 1: Gen Zia.
Speaker 2: I have to be like, do you have to die
Speaker 2: tragically to be like an icon?
Speaker 1: I think to be an icon?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like I'm sorry, James Dean, like a car accident
Speaker 3: like Sam Kinnison car accident, like Marilyn Monroe overdose young,
Speaker 3: Like no one cares when you're like pass away. At
Speaker 3: ninety four, I get an alert that some woman named
Speaker 3: Buzzy Winthrop died like he was the biggest actress in
Speaker 3: ninety thirty three. It was nice CNN that you gave
Speaker 3: me that, But like, of course she's dead, she's ninety nine,
Speaker 3: Like it's not interesting.
Speaker 5: You're right, we always worship the people who died at
Speaker 5: their peak.
Speaker 4: That's like it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like it's like we never got to see Nirvana
Speaker 5: just start sucking yea, so like Kirk Obain gets to
Speaker 5: be like Kirk Obain forever.
Speaker 1: We never got to see what like Saddam Hussein was
Speaker 1: gonna get up to in his later years.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we should have given him a shot. Yeah, that's
Speaker 3: why we know so much now.
Speaker 5: His comedians and cars getting coffee was gonna be so funny.
Speaker 3: I was actually reading on a sub SNL subreddit where
Speaker 3: like it's SNL fans dissecting the show.
Speaker 2: It's the subreddit live.
Speaker 3: From New York, if you're interested, and they they were
Speaker 3: talking at one guy was like I just don't get
Speaker 3: blue shy, like explain blushy to me. And I was
Speaker 3: reading the comments and they were like, actually, I hate
Speaker 3: him because he would tank any sketch that a woman
Speaker 3: wrote I found out, which makes me immediately hate him.
Speaker 3: And I know that he's like a beloved icon, but
Speaker 3: I honestly have never really left anything he like. I
Speaker 3: think he was good in Animal House, but I don't
Speaker 3: really care about Cheaberger Cheaberger or like him dressed as
Speaker 3: a bee or like, I just don't I haven't laughed.
Speaker 3: I haven't given it a chance, really, but finding out
Speaker 3: he's a massive misogynist, which everyone was in the seventies,
Speaker 3: so I give him a little bit of a past
Speaker 3: because of the time. But his a lot of people
Speaker 3: said he is revered because his death.
Speaker 5: Was tragic, absolutely, and like they all knew he was
Speaker 5: going to speedball cocaine and yeah, yeah, like he was
Speaker 5: like I don't get Blushi like, and I even I
Speaker 5: like Animal House. I like the Blues Brothers movie, fine,
Speaker 5: but I don't understand him. And then I'm reading this
Speaker 5: book about Lauren Michaels and like he was just a
Speaker 5: piece of shit the entire time, and like got fired
Speaker 5: so many times because he was like impossible to work with.
Speaker 5: Thought he was better than the show, and then you
Speaker 5: watch his sketches and it's like cheap Berger, chea Berger,
Speaker 5: it's samurai guy. Like, it's likely some of the.
Speaker 4: Worst shit ever put on television.
Speaker 2: Well, comedy does not hold up obviously.
Speaker 1: Sure at the Animal House though, that's what he's really,
Speaker 1: That's why he's got the he's got the poster and
Speaker 1: everyone's dorm room because of iconic.
Speaker 2: He's just a funny looking guy too.
Speaker 3: But yeah, we we were in Boston over the weekend
Speaker 3: and we had we did a thing on Saturday that
Speaker 3: we can't talk about.
Speaker 1: Secret the secret kind of society.
Speaker 3: Invited to a secret society, needing to be to me,
Speaker 3: to be honored by this, by this prestigious.
Speaker 1: Grove or sculling bone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's kind of like it's kind of like a
Speaker 4: less funny skull and Bones.
Speaker 3: No, I really, let me just say, if any of
Speaker 3: those people are listening, we can't talk about what it was.
Speaker 2: But I had an amazing.
Speaker 3: Time on the last half of that experience, Like it
Speaker 3: was it was actually the whole thing was really entertaining
Speaker 3: and kind of like it's funny to talk about with
Speaker 3: only the people that experienced it with me because I
Speaker 3: can't talk about it publicly, but you know when sometimes
Speaker 3: when you have like an annoying experience, it's fun to like,
Speaker 3: you know, talk about it later, I will say afterwards,
Speaker 3: going to lunch and talking to everyone and hanging out
Speaker 3: when the all the bs was over with, it was
Speaker 3: one of the most rewarding favorite going to lunch and
Speaker 3: talking to people. That was one of the most favorite
Speaker 3: things I've ever done. It could have been it was
Speaker 3: I could have done it. We were talking about later.
Speaker 3: I could have done it all day. I really it
Speaker 3: made me realize I want to go talk to young
Speaker 3: people that are smart and tenacious and and just interesting
Speaker 3: and funny and like just so cool. It was so fun.
Speaker 3: I had the best time before that not that fun.
Speaker 5: It was not that fun, and it was like, oh no,
Speaker 5: Like it truly felt like you got into an uber
Speaker 5: And then you realized slowly that the driver was fucked up.
Speaker 2: And that the locks were sawed off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he was blasting his own music and making
Speaker 3: you sing along yeah, and you didn't know the words.
Speaker 5: But then once you got home and you kind of
Speaker 5: realized that this person was just pretending with dropped.
Speaker 3: So we went through a thing with like in the
Speaker 3: secret kind of world. You have to go through this
Speaker 3: like kind of a little bit of an initial.
Speaker 2: Animal sacrifice involved, right.
Speaker 3: No, I was waiting for that. I would have loved
Speaker 3: to sacrifice some of the people.
Speaker 1: Involved, but they were animals.
Speaker 3: No, it was it's they and the people listening know
Speaker 3: that this sucks, Like they are smart enough to know
Speaker 3: that this whole thing sucks.
Speaker 2: But the reason that it sucks is because it was.
Speaker 3: No, they are so smart and they they all had
Speaker 3: this kind of air about it, like I'm sorry, we
Speaker 3: have to do this kind of thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they were like they were really their hearts weren't
Speaker 5: in it, and you could feel it right away. Right
Speaker 5: away we got to talking to them, they were like
Speaker 5: actually very funny and like quick, oh my god.
Speaker 3: We couldn't stop talking about how much we loved all
Speaker 3: of you, and we wish we could say publicly who
Speaker 3: you are, but we can't because of this dumb rule,
Speaker 3: because of your dumb like the dumb, secretive, secret special society.
Speaker 2: Thing about it. That and this is what I learned.
Speaker 2: When something is.
Speaker 3: When you're prohibited from talking about something afterwards, and you
Speaker 3: make it so no one can give you notes on it.
Speaker 3: No one can dissect it and maybe give you some
Speaker 3: critical help with it, constructive criticism. You it's the same,
Speaker 3: and it's over the years. Something especially something based in comedy.
Speaker 3: If it is something that is written and planned out
Speaker 3: in nineteen or like possibly eight late eighteen hundreds and
Speaker 3: maybe not updated since the nineteen forties, it doesn't work anymore.
Speaker 2: Secrecy, Yes it is. If it inspired this conversation.
Speaker 3: It's like if you I was living in the Canterbury Tales,
Speaker 3: which you just go, this isn't This doesn't work now comedically,
Speaker 3: but it is, and it's it's barely interesting too. No offense,
Speaker 3: like truly no offense, because if I were one of
Speaker 3: these people, I would have done the same exact thing.
Speaker 3: You're locked into a thing that you can't get out of,
Speaker 3: but it needs to be updated. I have production notes.
Speaker 3: If you want to reach out, we will be happy
Speaker 3: to give you some to make a good experience so
Speaker 3: that the experience that we had at the tail end
Speaker 3: of it is as good as the rest of it.
Speaker 2: And I'm sorry for the listener being like what are
Speaker 2: you talking about?
Speaker 3: But like, just imagine a group inviting you to like
Speaker 3: say hey, what's up, and then you have to watch
Speaker 3: a play first that you're like a part of it's
Speaker 3: sleep no More but you but it's but but not good, Yeah,
Speaker 3: an interactive play. And then then after the play, all
Speaker 3: the actors drop it and then they're real people, and
Speaker 3: then it's the most fun you've ever had.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it was so wild.
Speaker 5: And if you wonder what we're talking about, we're talking
Speaker 5: about the Doge Committee.
Speaker 3: Some of them will be working there.
Speaker 5: They let us delete a few Social Security numbers and
Speaker 5: it was like so rewarded.
Speaker 2: So fun.
Speaker 1: But before that, you have to watch the play. And
Speaker 1: that's why I.
Speaker 2: Just it was reminded.
Speaker 3: It reminded me of this thing I read about the
Speaker 3: did I talk did I talk about I know I
Speaker 3: talked to both of you about this separately, but did
Speaker 3: I talk about how why there aren't playing crashes because
Speaker 3: of on this podcast?
Speaker 2: What I learned I read in a really long article.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna synthesize it when we get back, but
Speaker 3: it's actually as interesting, I promise you. And it has
Speaker 3: to do with this thing of like we need, you
Speaker 3: need open dialogue for things to get better.
Speaker 2: And for things to run efficiently.
Speaker 1: And I don't think it's hat that you read instead
Speaker 1: of sending out, instead of outsourcing.
Speaker 3: I read the whole thing and I did put it
Speaker 3: on my Instagram story because I was like, everyone needs
Speaker 3: to know this. It will give you peace of mind
Speaker 3: about flying and feeling safe and doing that, but it
Speaker 3: will actually not make you feel good after what if
Speaker 3: it gets taken over by the people that I think
Speaker 3: it's going to be taken over by, Because okay, I'll
Speaker 3: tell you about that when we get back, right when
Speaker 3: we get back, Okay, So pretty much the reason that
Speaker 3: there aren't plane crashes is because no one's ever blamed
Speaker 3: for it.
Speaker 2: Have I talked about this on air before?
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: I don't think it at air.
Speaker 3: Okay, So this is all gonna be me kind of
Speaker 3: speaking like I don't know all the official words for it,
Speaker 3: but the like pretty much the mandate from the FAA
Speaker 3: and like everyone who regulates a marriage, and I think
Speaker 3: this is global, like you know, handles plane crashes and
Speaker 3: regulates what they're able to do and where they're able
Speaker 3: to go and navigation.
Speaker 2: And all that stuff.
Speaker 3: If there is an error, if there's a plane crash,
Speaker 3: no one gets blamed. Let me say that again. There
Speaker 3: is never an investigation after an airplane mishap a crash
Speaker 3: where if they try to figure out whose fault it is.
Speaker 3: All they try to do after a crash is to
Speaker 3: find out what happened, what led to this mistake that
Speaker 3: someone made. Yes, they eventually go, okay, this person made
Speaker 3: this mistake, but they will never punish that person. That
Speaker 3: person will never lose their job. They will never be
Speaker 3: tried before a jury of their peers. They will never
Speaker 3: be fired, they will never be docked paid, they will
Speaker 3: never be put on leave ever.
Speaker 2: Because it is it is.
Speaker 3: They all agree that if you work for the if
Speaker 3: you work as an air traffic control person, if you
Speaker 3: work as a pilot, it is under the assumption that
Speaker 3: you are always doing the best job you can and
Speaker 3: that no one would ever not be right.
Speaker 2: So if something happened, it's a mistake you didn't mean to.
Speaker 3: We are humans, We will fault at some point, and
Speaker 3: just because you make a mistake doesn't mean you need
Speaker 3: to be fired. And because of this, and now this
Speaker 3: is the interesting part that I love. It's the psychological part,
Speaker 3: because there is never any blame placed on anyone for
Speaker 3: anything that goes wrong. When something does go wrong. Everyone
Speaker 3: tells the truth again. Everyone tells the truth when they're
Speaker 3: asked about like how did this plane get hit?
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 3: Why did you leave that plane on the tarmac and
Speaker 3: then signal for this other plane to land? That woman
Speaker 3: who made that mistake says, I just you know, I
Speaker 3: was distract I couldn't the camera on the that is
Speaker 3: pointing towards the tarmac doesn't light that one section that's
Speaker 3: where the plane was stalled.
Speaker 2: I couldn't see it. I fucked up. I knew it
Speaker 2: was there.
Speaker 3: I just forgot because then I got distracted by another
Speaker 3: phone call. I didn't sleep the past fourteen hours because
Speaker 3: of this thing they take. She can be completely honest
Speaker 3: about what happened, and it actually explain that it was
Speaker 3: her fault and she's never going to face any comp
Speaker 3: sequences for it. And people go, oh, that's wrong, like
Speaker 3: you should punish someone for fucking up. Well, what happens
Speaker 3: when you punish someone for fucking up is that they
Speaker 3: have reason to lie and cover up why it happened.
Speaker 3: And when people cover up why it happened and go, well,
Speaker 3: it was because actually I didn't tell that plane to
Speaker 3: wait there. They waited there themselves, and then that woman
Speaker 3: just gets to lie and say that because all the
Speaker 3: people on the plane are dead, so we can never
Speaker 3: really check if that plane actually did stay there by
Speaker 3: themselves or not. If she's lying about that, we'll never know.
Speaker 3: But if she tells the truth and says, yeah, I
Speaker 3: told them to wait there, and I fucked up, and
Speaker 3: then I signaled the other plane to land and a
Speaker 3: crash into it, then we know, let's what can we
Speaker 3: do to never make that happen again, as opposed to
Speaker 3: covering it up. So when Trump gets in there with
Speaker 3: all of his people, who all all they do is
Speaker 3: punish and place blame and say who did what? When
Speaker 3: you know whoever, it's not just Trump like, when it
Speaker 3: becomes regulated by people who like to place blame and punish,
Speaker 3: then that lies start. And when lies start, problems don't
Speaker 3: get solved, and problems get repeated and things get covered up,
Speaker 3: And that to me circles back around to what we
Speaker 3: went through. Because if there was an opportunity to say
Speaker 3: freely what you don't like and what is wrong without
Speaker 3: feeling like you're going to be punished for revealing some secret,
Speaker 3: things can be better and an enjoyable experience and maybe
Speaker 3: you know, you can get a ton more comedians that
Speaker 3: you want to come and do it because they're all
Speaker 3: telling each other how great it was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And also think about the resources being expended. It's
Speaker 1: very backwards looking to try to assign blame, and it
Speaker 1: takes a lot of resources to do an investigation to
Speaker 1: figure out and then also to defend against the person
Speaker 1: who is.
Speaker 3: And they get lawyers, and what lawyers do, they lie,
Speaker 3: and so with lies cover up the truth.
Speaker 2: And when the truth is covered up, you can't remedy it.
Speaker 3: You can't fix the bolt that wasn't screwed in tight enough,
Speaker 3: where that guy goes, oh, I didn't screw it in
Speaker 3: tight enough because I wanted to get to lunch. Okay, well,
Speaker 3: then maybe we need to look at these people are
Speaker 3: not eating enough, We're having lunch breaks a little too late,
Speaker 3: and so the bolts aren't getting screwed. So then they
Speaker 3: move the lunches, so now the bolt targeting screwed, like
Speaker 3: things can be remedied.
Speaker 1: It shifts the focus from looking back at something that
Speaker 1: happened and trying to assign blame and to looking forward
Speaker 1: and saying, how can we make sure that this is
Speaker 1: never going to happen again in the future.
Speaker 5: Not to mention when you're punishing that person who fucked
Speaker 5: up in that way, then they have lost left their
Speaker 5: like you know, like their perch, and now you're filling
Speaker 5: that like that hole that you just had with somebody
Speaker 5: who's maybe underqualified, who is more willing to lie.
Speaker 4: And then yeah, we're or and now.
Speaker 1: They didn't just learn the most valuable lesson that they'll
Speaker 1: never make that same misake.
Speaker 2: Again ever do it again.
Speaker 3: And it's like it's it's the same thing as like
Speaker 3: we don't punish fathers who accidentally leave their I mean,
Speaker 3: I think sometimes they're tried, but most of the time,
Speaker 3: if there is a like a child dies because of
Speaker 3: like a parent's negligence, they're not thrown in jail. It's
Speaker 3: like it's not you we know that no one would
Speaker 3: actually do that on purpose. I know that some parents
Speaker 3: do do that, but like Jathon know, like it would
Speaker 3: be if we had someone who purposely flied a plane
Speaker 3: and flew a plane into another plane, that would open
Speaker 3: up a whole thing of like now everyone's looking at
Speaker 3: each other like who's here to do the wrong thing?
Speaker 3: Like yeah, right, they just need to look at the
Speaker 3: hiring practices. That's someone who fucked up in the hiring practices,
Speaker 3: and that person doesn't need to be punished for hiring
Speaker 3: a psychopath. They need to have Now let's let's give
Speaker 3: maybe a different kind of psychopath test.
Speaker 5: Yes, like learning the lesson is so important, Like did
Speaker 5: you ever notice that, like OJ Simpson never killed.
Speaker 2: Again that we know of, We know that just lesson.
Speaker 1: I think I think so too.
Speaker 3: But it's really good Rob after that, Yeah, he did
Speaker 3: and feel his own shirts.
Speaker 1: As Norm said, what.
Speaker 2: Was Norm's joke about that?
Speaker 1: I just don't think you should go to jail for
Speaker 1: twenty five consecutive life sentences for stealing your own show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it was about his own merchandise that he
Speaker 3: was trying to get back that like subsequent charge.
Speaker 2: Nor that's so many great OJ jokes.
Speaker 3: But yeah, it's like it's the whole thing about like
Speaker 3: you know, if someone murders someone, it's like not really
Speaker 3: their fault.
Speaker 2: They were just born with a murderer's brain and they were.
Speaker 3: Like abused as a kid that made them a psychopath
Speaker 3: and all the things that it's not really their fault.
Speaker 3: The situation in the brain that they were born with
Speaker 3: final thought. I'm getting into no free will, Sam Harris.
Speaker 3: But the reason we punish them and we lock them
Speaker 3: away is to protect people from them. Right So that
Speaker 3: like an air traffic controller who makes a mistake, if
Speaker 3: they did it on purpose, it was determined, I'm guessing
Speaker 3: that they.
Speaker 2: Would go away, but I don't.
Speaker 3: What I'm saying is like they they're not investigated under
Speaker 3: the assumption that they are going to be put in
Speaker 3: jail or that they did it on purpose, Whereas you know,
Speaker 3: when we try people, we go, what the fuck you
Speaker 3: did this? You meant to do this, you wanted to
Speaker 3: do this, and then we throw you in jail. But
Speaker 3: it sets an example for other people that deters people
Speaker 3: from murdering. Now, you know, someone who accidentally makes a
Speaker 3: mistake as an air traffic control person, them going to
Speaker 3: prison for life for making mistake. I don't think it's
Speaker 3: going to deter other people from making that mistake. I
Speaker 3: think it's already ingrained in people that they don't want
Speaker 3: plane crashes, right Like, So, the reason we punish murderers
Speaker 3: is to set an.
Speaker 2: Example and to protect people.
Speaker 3: So it's very It's just interesting that like I just
Speaker 3: love that somehow this you know, aviation, this like really
Speaker 3: highly the with such a high margin of like accidents
Speaker 3: and like it's crazy they're planes flying in there. They
Speaker 3: really don't have that many accidents compared to any other thing.
Speaker 3: Like it's safe, extremely safe, and it's because of this.
Speaker 3: It was this really great article. If you want to
Speaker 3: read it, it says.
Speaker 2: What I said much more.
Speaker 3: If you want to look it up, just literally DM
Speaker 3: me and I'll find it for you because I can't
Speaker 3: remember what to google.
Speaker 6: I asked you a question about your weekend. I have
Speaker 6: so many blood points here. Uh so you were in
Speaker 6: Fort Lauderdale and something happened at dinner with the weight stuff.
Speaker 1: Oh though they came and they gave the food right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was hilarious.
Speaker 2: It was insane.
Speaker 3: No, no, they that was like one of the most
Speaker 3: delicious meals in a really long time.
Speaker 2: What happened? Did I do something funny or you know?
Speaker 4: They just like they were so attentive.
Speaker 5: They were very attentive and the meal was incredible and
Speaker 5: like it was the best hummus I've ever had. And
Speaker 5: I didn't know trouble but you could, yeah, you could
Speaker 5: elevate hummus to this level, but it takes like seventy
Speaker 5: two hours of.
Speaker 3: Yeah it took I was going to kill you shot.
Speaker 3: Did you see the look I shot you when you asked, now,
Speaker 3: why would the hummus take seventy two hours? Because he
Speaker 3: was describing each dish and like, I'm sorry, this is
Speaker 3: gonna sound rude. I don't care about how something's made,
Speaker 3: or the ingredients or what region of Italy.
Speaker 2: The cooking is based on.
Speaker 3: Like when I'm hungry, I don't want to sit and
Speaker 3: look at it while you described to me.
Speaker 6: The forum where they start from. As they started, they
Speaker 6: start talking about.
Speaker 3: Icy, but like you can't start eating yet, you have
Speaker 3: to like wait and while they're done with their power
Speaker 3: point presentation.
Speaker 2: And I'm not trying to be rude.
Speaker 3: I this is going to be diarrhea in three hours.
Speaker 2: Like I don't care. I don't. I don't there are
Speaker 2: I'm sure there.
Speaker 3: Are people that do care about what region of Florence
Speaker 3: that this type of thing, that this dish is inspired
Speaker 3: by the cooking from that area, and I guess it
Speaker 3: is interesting. I but when I'm like post show and
Speaker 3: like want to just eat and I'm kind of hungry,
Speaker 3: I don't really care.
Speaker 1: I don't care, just down.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: It's also insane too. They kept the restaurant open for us,
Speaker 5: which is so kind, so nice to do this spiel.
Speaker 5: And I mean like they kept checking to make sure
Speaker 5: after every bite if it was to our liking, which was.
Speaker 4: It was very flagrant.
Speaker 5: And I realize now I should not have been at.
Speaker 3: Yeah, bitch, Oh, it is like it's like when my
Speaker 3: mom we were checking to a hotel once and I
Speaker 3: was just like they were telling us about the gym
Speaker 3: and what time the coffee bar is open, and what
Speaker 3: time there are appetizers and then what time, you know,
Speaker 3: just telling us and then oh, there's actually construction going
Speaker 3: on in the second floor, but that won't affect you
Speaker 3: because it only begins on Monday. And you guys check
Speaker 3: out on Monday. And my mom goes, so, what's the
Speaker 3: construction for? And I just look over her, like are
Speaker 3: you And they haven't given us the card yet, like
Speaker 3: they're waiting to present all of this until they give
Speaker 3: us the cars. Why would you ever? I gave her
Speaker 3: the biggest tongue lashing in the elevator. She I mean,
Speaker 3: it wasn't like I was being tongue in cheek about it.
Speaker 3: But I'm just like, why would you ever care? Why
Speaker 3: did you need to know that? Like I think sometimes
Speaker 3: people just like want to keep things vacation.
Speaker 1: You just want to know things that you don't normally want.
Speaker 3: To the construction that you're not going to encounter at
Speaker 3: a place that you don't go on a vacation.
Speaker 1: You're walking around a city and you're like, I wonder
Speaker 1: what that water is for? Like it like, I wonder
Speaker 1: what that statue means.
Speaker 2: No, I guess I want to be more curious. This
Speaker 2: is my problem.
Speaker 5: I think something just clicked in my brain because, like
Speaker 5: I hit a vape and when he said seventy two
Speaker 5: hour hummus, I was.
Speaker 3: Like, no, it is funny because it's like, what the
Speaker 3: fuck are you doing for?
Speaker 2: But they are fermented.
Speaker 4: For that long?
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, yeah, And then I was I was
Speaker 3: waiting for him to leave so I could say seventy
Speaker 3: two hours for the hummus, seventy three hours to get
Speaker 3: the bread that you.
Speaker 2: Just asked for five minutes ago.
Speaker 3: Like literally we were done with peta, but we had
Speaker 3: all this saumas in front of us, and then we
Speaker 3: we go we love the hummus. He goes that actually
Speaker 3: takes seventy I go, can we get some more peda?
Speaker 3: We're like, like, listen, we're in the middle of finishing hummus.
Speaker 3: Can you please don't think that I'm obnoxious for thinking
Speaker 3: that this is a weird thing.
Speaker 2: But we are out of pita.
Speaker 3: It's a table of people and there's tons of homas
Speaker 3: still left, right, and I go, or we're about to.
Speaker 1: Be out of one?
Speaker 3: Then I go that we get more pita justa well,
Speaker 3: I think they were kind of out of it because
Speaker 3: they later told us that they only had one more
Speaker 3: kind of up.
Speaker 6: Closing yes, okay, yeah, vessels, but still every time you get,
Speaker 6: oh my god, vessels.
Speaker 3: We don't have any more of that vessel, but we
Speaker 3: do have this hummus vessel.
Speaker 2: And it was a pretzel but it was so good.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this place was brother so delicious and
Speaker 3: so worth the monologues we had to hear before we
Speaker 3: ate everything.
Speaker 2: But I go, can we get some more bread? And
Speaker 2: he goes, oh God, isn't that hummus great? And I go,
Speaker 2: we love it.
Speaker 3: We just want to eat more of it, you know,
Speaker 3: like because there's nothing to eat it with. And I
Speaker 3: didn't say that, but like, that's what I meant, and
Speaker 3: he goes, and then that's when Sean goes and you know,
Speaker 3: then he goes, yes, it actually takes seventy two hours, scoo.
Speaker 3: I'm like, why are you telling us about the hummus
Speaker 3: when we want more bread feet?
Speaker 2: We're looking at.
Speaker 3: It, we were sold, we love it. And so that's
Speaker 3: when Sean asked about the seventy two hours. And that's
Speaker 3: when I looked at Sean like, are you fucking kidding
Speaker 3: me right now that we have to now hear about
Speaker 3: the seventy two hour process, which involves many steps by
Speaker 3: the way, because it's seventy two hours, And that's when
Speaker 3: I said, it takes seventy three hours to order it,
Speaker 3: and uh, but it was, Yeah, that was the funny thing.
Speaker 3: But they were so nice and they really took care
Speaker 3: of us. And I really shout out to that restaurant, like,
Speaker 3: you know who you are. If this is getting back
Speaker 3: to you, I'm sorry we made fun of you. That's
Speaker 3: not very nice, cause it was delicious food. And then
Speaker 3: but then even like you know, even my my promotions
Speaker 3: company this weekend in Boston was like, hey, Nikki, for
Speaker 3: Sunday night, we're having a sushi chef come in and
Speaker 3: make you sushi in between shows, and I was like,
Speaker 3: can I just tell you that's not what I like.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry, thank you for the gift. But like
Speaker 3: I and I go, am I paying for this? They're like, no,
Speaker 3: this is like a thing we thought you would really like,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, that's so sweet. I should just have
Speaker 3: shut up and said thank you, but instead I said
Speaker 3: for next time, like I don't like warm sushi, like
Speaker 3: I don't like room temperature sushi, so I don't want
Speaker 3: it made on the spot ever, because I like the
Speaker 3: rice to be and also I don't want to talk
Speaker 3: to a chef about what they did exactly. And are
Speaker 3: we paying him enough that he doesn't feel the need
Speaker 3: to talk to me about it? And the truth was yes,
Speaker 3: I was communicated, Yes you would.
Speaker 2: Don't worry.
Speaker 3: It's like it's gonna be in between shows. By the way,
Speaker 3: this is I'm doing six shows, you guys. So don't
Speaker 3: think Nikki's such a bit she doesn't have time to
Speaker 3: talk to a chef. Of course I do. I like
Speaker 3: went in. I was like, thank you so much for
Speaker 3: being here. This looks delicious, and then he had to
Speaker 3: teach me which each thing was, which is like, I
Speaker 3: think I know what avocado and eggplant look like. That's fine,
Speaker 3: So I've kind of beating him to it. I go, okay,
Speaker 3: so that's egg plan and that's you know, and then
Speaker 3: that's the at a mom may and he's like, oh,
Speaker 3: you really know, and I'm like, well, I've been to
Speaker 3: a Japanese restaurant once before, very sweet, and he made
Speaker 3: me do a boomerang holding his food, so that was
Speaker 3: that was fine, But but.
Speaker 2: I was just like, I don't want to.
Speaker 3: I don't you know, every time you get a nice thing,
Speaker 3: you have to like there's an effort of talking to
Speaker 3: the person and making a thing about it, like when
Speaker 3: the chef's are in the back of the kitchen. I
Speaker 3: respect a chef's work so fucking much.
Speaker 2: I really do.
Speaker 3: It's an art, but I don't I would never tell you, guys,
Speaker 3: how I write my jokes unless you asked, and unless
Speaker 3: people show curiosity. I would never talk to you about
Speaker 3: the process. I don't think it's interesting for people to
Speaker 3: hear about the process. I know that most and you
Speaker 3: could probably pull up a million different clips of me
Speaker 3: talking about the process and go actually Nikki, and you
Speaker 3: actually think we.
Speaker 4: All would do this oppost Tomedia.
Speaker 1: It takes seventy two hours to write that.
Speaker 3: Fine, yeah, yeah, well and yeah, we talked about Popular
Speaker 3: and the making of that.
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 3: There's there's but listen, there's a fast forward button on this.
Speaker 3: By the way, it isn't in real time when you're
Speaker 3: reading for your hummus.
Speaker 1: You talked about Popular on the Niki Glazer podcast. People
Speaker 1: are trying to listen to you talk about it. Different
Speaker 1: if you are listening to that Shude cooking podcasts telling
Speaker 1: you about how you made the hummus.
Speaker 3: Some people like to interact with people, and I do.
Speaker 3: Don't ever think like Sean, You're around me a lot
Speaker 3: like on the road.
Speaker 2: I'm not an anti social person.
Speaker 3: I'm not rude to people who stop by and say hi,
Speaker 3: Like I actually like interactions, but.
Speaker 2: You I don't like yourself people.
Speaker 3: I just don't like empty things that I'm like, I
Speaker 3: didn't ask for this and now I am being presented
Speaker 3: like it's a gift for me when I don't even
Speaker 3: want it.
Speaker 5: We aerin and I were just talking about this about
Speaker 5: white lotus and like, oh, when they're all like sitting
Speaker 5: there at the show with dinner. You just don't want
Speaker 5: the show with dinner. I don't want the show with dinner.
Speaker 5: I just want to eat dinner. I don't care that Major.
Speaker 3: D has to come up and tell you what a
Speaker 3: beautiful table of ladies you are, and this is our
Speaker 3: esteemed woman who curated the whole thing, and she used
Speaker 3: to be an actress, and they have to like fawn
Speaker 3: over her, Like I am the friend in that group
Speaker 3: going like, Okay, I want to get back to talking
Speaker 3: about like what our farts have been like recently, Like
Speaker 3: I want to I don't want to hear about this
Speaker 3: woman's like a relationship with her husband. I just it's
Speaker 3: not that I don't have a curiosity about people.
Speaker 2: I clearly do. I just I'm just coming off like
Speaker 2: such a bitch. I feel like.
Speaker 1: We've all been on both sides of that coin, because
Speaker 1: how many times have we done shows, especially early on,
Speaker 1: when we ambushed some restaurant or bar.
Speaker 5: I'm so apologetic. I was so aogenic on stage. I
Speaker 5: never had a good set ever, saying like I'm sorry,
Speaker 5: this is like the worst thing ever.
Speaker 2: I am the same way.
Speaker 3: I don't I don't ever think anyone is ever like
Speaker 3: interested in meeting me. Like there's been a couple times
Speaker 3: where I haven't introduced Chris when I meet like a
Speaker 3: celebrity because I just feel bad that the celebrity doesn't
Speaker 3: even want to meet me. So I've explained to him, like,
Speaker 3: so I just assume they don't care about my partner either.
Speaker 3: They're like, he goes, you don't understand people do want
Speaker 3: to meet you. They do, they're interested in you. I'm like,
Speaker 3: it's no offense to you. I'm not like trying to
Speaker 3: be like, oh, I'm so embarrassed of them meeting Chris.
Speaker 2: I'm embarrassed they even have to meet me. And like,
Speaker 2: I don't think people understand that.
Speaker 3: I walk around I generally with like why that's why
Speaker 3: when people say they.
Speaker 2: Listen to the podcast, I always go, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I'm so embarressed. Not because I don't think this is
Speaker 2: a value.
Speaker 3: I just have a thing running through me that nothing
Speaker 3: I say is that interesting and I don't deserve all
Speaker 3: of this, and I wish more people had that, even
Speaker 3: though I do do this.
Speaker 2: Because I got offered money to do it.
Speaker 3: So I'm just trusting people who give me money to
Speaker 3: do this that I am interesting but other than that,
Speaker 3: I and all the notes that besties write me and
Speaker 3: all the feedback I get, and the listeners like, I
Speaker 3: respect you, I love you, and I trust that I
Speaker 3: am interesting, but it's hard for me to believe. And
Speaker 3: I think more people need to operate from that place
Speaker 3: because I think you'd be right.
Speaker 1: Except for Timothy Shalloony, who can say that he's going
Speaker 1: to be one of the greats.
Speaker 3: Yeah that I mean he was. He has to say
Speaker 3: something in that moment, and it's way more interesting.
Speaker 1: Than thank you, mom, thank you for my award.
Speaker 3: All right, but seriously, thank you for listening to the podcast.
Speaker 3: I do love that you listen to me ramble. And
Speaker 3: I know I contradicted myself a million times, and I
Speaker 3: know I'm a.
Speaker 2: Hypocrite so much.
Speaker 4: Can you tell?
Speaker 2: I just went a couples therapy guys, Thank you for listening.
Speaker 3: Fresh off a couple therapy episode, really introspective, really suggesting
Speaker 3: myself after everything, I say, love you, guys, thank you
Speaker 3: for listening, Thanks for being here.
Speaker 2: Sean, Brian Noah, and let's see you in tomorrow, don't
Speaker 2: Beka bye.
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