Speaker 1: I know you guys who like to eat cereal makes
Speaker 1: them complease so cereal.
Speaker 2: They can't acquire you.
Speaker 1: Some get some retired s s. Stop Star. Hey, hey, hey, Andy,
Speaker 1: Hey Scott.
Speaker 2: This is serial Killers. May is almost over already. Oh wow, wow,
Speaker 2: isn't it crazy?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: We're halfway through May or more even Yeah, wow, it's
Speaker 2: flying flying. This is serial Killers. It's the podcast where
Speaker 2: we eat cereal and we think what oh inside the
Speaker 2: box right in there. Yep, it's kind of a play
Speaker 2: on the outside the box. I know you don't think
Speaker 2: you need to. Yeah, you're good. Yeah, yeah, so good.
Speaker 2: We're gonna do this episode. Oh my god, what happened? Oh?
Speaker 2: I have a meeting. I gotta go.
Speaker 1: No, my AirPods went missing. Aka I left them, okay
Speaker 1: someplace and now I have find my air pods.
Speaker 2: On And do they make noise? No, it just tells
Speaker 2: you where they are.
Speaker 1: Oh, my AirPods?
Speaker 2: Where are they?
Speaker 1: Are they in a few minutes ago?
Speaker 2: Are they in the building? Someone took them? Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, they're still at the Banana Republic.
Speaker 2: Really Yeah, so you're gonna go back there?
Speaker 1: I think I am.
Speaker 2: Are they like? Do you think you're lost and found?
Speaker 2: Are they sitting in a clothing rack.
Speaker 1: I don't know that's where you got this. Yes, I
Speaker 1: love this, Thank you, thank you?
Speaker 2: Are they in the pocket? No, all right, we're right
Speaker 2: here in the Farmland Fresh Airy studio. This is Serial Killers,
Speaker 2: and Andrew. This is a backwards episode. Backwards normally do
Speaker 2: the new one first. So sweet, so good, so everything.
Speaker 2: We're gonna go backwards this time. Okay, great, that work,
Speaker 2: so we're gonna do too, then take a break and
Speaker 2: then do the now right. We're gonna keep you in spence,
Speaker 2: even though I think you can just fast forward, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: for sure? Whatever? All right, so Walmart, Andrew, we've never
Speaker 2: done this one before. It's a classic, but this one's
Speaker 2: from Walmart, and I checked.
Speaker 1: It's great value.
Speaker 2: Whoa high five?
Speaker 1: Ow, I'm not spying the narrative.
Speaker 2: It still hurts, okay, you know what. I think we
Speaker 2: narrowed it down to. This is the arm where I
Speaker 2: always get all my shots, and there might be some
Speaker 2: scar tissue there. Right, it hurts right here, not even kidding,
Speaker 2: And you're gonna try to.
Speaker 1: Tell you that's with all the love in my heart.
Speaker 1: Grow up?
Speaker 2: What are you talking about? I'm in pain, dude, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna be kidding. Ow ow stop, I'm serious. I love you. Please,
Speaker 2: let's start. So you just think that I'm just like
Speaker 2: faking it. I think that nothing hurts. I think you're
Speaker 2: a hypochondriac. Okay, and I think you need to truly
Speaker 2: think about this. All right, No problem, Andrew. That's that's fine.
Speaker 2: You'll see, you'll picture.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get it's gonna be so good. You see
Speaker 1: that little brown that's fine my x ray because yeah,
Speaker 1: I got an X ray. Yeah, I'm gonna have doctor says,
Speaker 1: that's a little bit of that's a little bit scarred.
Speaker 2: You'll see, you'll see. Yeah, Okay, I don't care. I
Speaker 2: don't care. I don't need to defend myself. This is
Speaker 2: my life. It's fine. At least I don't bite my nails.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm biting the skin around it for your information.
Speaker 2: Even that's gross. Oh, I'm sorry. We can't all be
Speaker 2: perfect like you on a food podcast. We shouldn't be
Speaker 2: eating skin.
Speaker 1: Well, it's not my fault. I'miety. I have anxiety. I
Speaker 1: mean mixsonic clouds all right.
Speaker 2: So anyway, look, it's great value. You are correct, Andrew,
Speaker 2: it is great value. Just raisin brand. It's as generic
Speaker 2: as a guest where we've had this, I did too,
Speaker 2: but according to Serial KILLERSPC dot com, we have not.
Speaker 1: It smells like pizza.
Speaker 2: No, yes, it's it's heart and healthy.
Speaker 1: I don't like this smell.
Speaker 2: It smells like brand flakes.
Speaker 1: No it doesn't.
Speaker 2: Okay, well there's about nine servings in this box. Okay,
Speaker 2: just FYI does it have the two scoop promise? There's
Speaker 2: no two scoop promise because that is.
Speaker 1: Raisin brand from Kellogg's and his name is Sunny.
Speaker 2: Wow. I was right, yeah, yeah, And that was just
Speaker 2: like one after another. There was a rapid fire and
Speaker 2: you got it. Congrats.
Speaker 1: If it was the weakest link, I wouldn't get voted out.
Speaker 2: Farmland Fresh Dairyes, two percent reduced fat milk in the
Speaker 2: purple capped contained.
Speaker 1: So cool that you still have these and they have
Speaker 1: beer scuzs still on them.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put in my dish washing.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you are really? When are you taking them home?
Speaker 1: But I can oh, same thing with those that we
Speaker 1: got during Christmas. It's now June. It's been six months.
Speaker 2: I have some of those at home. Oh, I have
Speaker 2: some of those at home. Already we use them. I
Speaker 2: have to get it. It's more so there's not as many.
Speaker 2: The box is really heavy. But there's not as many
Speaker 2: raisins as here as I would have liked. There are
Speaker 2: these sugar raisins. Oh, you're just right in there. M
Speaker 2: raisin breads, raisin bran generally. Oh that one that we
Speaker 2: have from Mom's Best was not great. I give it
Speaker 2: to my parents. I give it to my parents. Don't
Speaker 2: eat anything.
Speaker 1: I give mystery bowls on his spoom. I have three bowls.
Speaker 2: I'm giving you four bowls. I like it just raisin bran.
Speaker 1: The flakes could be a little sweeter, in my opinion.
Speaker 2: The flakes, I'm not sweet.
Speaker 1: Their brand well, I feel with the raisin brand there's
Speaker 1: a little more to it, like a Kellogg raisin bran.
Speaker 1: M hmm, when I'm not tasting a little bit more
Speaker 1: of the sweetness.
Speaker 2: I sometimes, I gotta tell you, if you close your eyes,
Speaker 2: we're gonna do a rasin brand taste test one day. Okay,
Speaker 2: we should do special episodes with just different brands of
Speaker 2: the same Cereal and Steve. If you can tell the difference.
Speaker 2: I can, but I mean, let's see.
Speaker 1: We'll see if have you seen those viral trends so
Speaker 1: viral where it's like they put a box and they'll
Speaker 1: oh yeah the straw Yes, when we can do that
Speaker 1: with cereal and spoons.
Speaker 2: You can. Yeah, I'll blindfold you. Yeah, and then I'll
Speaker 2: put money in front of you. Great, right, yeah, they
Speaker 2: do it with the money in the box.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do that.
Speaker 2: I like the ones though when they put straws, but
Speaker 2: one of those really.
Speaker 1: Gross, like Mayo, you know, not Mayo.
Speaker 2: All right, So we're still rolling backwards. Like back in
Speaker 2: the day when I first started working at Zer one
Speaker 2: hundred dude, we were hard core man grune everything. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we did count up, not countdowns. We went from one
Speaker 2: to twenty radical. Yeah, here's the number one song first
Speaker 2: why wait yeah boy boo yah Kasha some more store
Speaker 2: brand love Andrews. So when I was down in South
Speaker 2: Carolina again the food Lion. These are just frosted flakes
Speaker 2: again another generic. Okay, cannot trademark frosted flakes, cannot trademark
Speaker 2: Raisin brand. Every single company may have them.
Speaker 1: This is the most generic box art I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: Ready for this, like if you told me that this
Speaker 1: was oh, it's double sided if you told me that
Speaker 1: this was in like a cheesy Disney Channel movie where
Speaker 1: it's like, hey, Mom, can I have frosted flakes? They'd
Speaker 1: hand me this box.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they would also put a piece of blue
Speaker 2: tape over the food lion.
Speaker 1: Oh, without doubt, but even food Lion sounds fake. Like
Speaker 1: you would throw me the box and it'd be like, whoa,
Speaker 1: thanks Mom, you never let me have this. I'd pour
Speaker 1: like one thing, and then I'd be like, oh God,
Speaker 1: the bus is coming, gotta go. Skateboard, yeah, skateboard everything,
Speaker 1: and hat slightly the hat slightly askew. You know. Mom
Speaker 1: never lets us have sugary cereal. She lives had the
Speaker 1: fits with the food line. Not Tony the.
Speaker 2: Tiger, that's right, that's right. Lions and tigers and bears.
Speaker 2: Could you imagine if there was a bear supermarket. I
Speaker 2: bet there is somewhere food Bear, we can get lions
Speaker 2: and tigers and bears. WHOA that so radical?
Speaker 1: That would be like crazy?
Speaker 2: I don't I did. I didn't have enough cups. I
Speaker 2: didn't judge properly.
Speaker 1: So I like the clear cups better. Here you go, Yeah,
Speaker 1: these smelling frosted flakes.
Speaker 2: Please don't let it fall. It's open farmland fresh dairries.
Speaker 2: Two percent reduced fat milk. Here you go, rationing, rashing.
Speaker 1: There's no milk.
Speaker 2: There's plenty of milk, Andrews based on the cereal, there's
Speaker 2: plenty of milk. Ready. H it was great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and my frosted flake reviews are always great. And
Speaker 1: five boles.
Speaker 2: Oh but this one, Oh I put five? You don't
Speaker 2: want that?
Speaker 1: They try again.
Speaker 2: They literally all taste the same, Andrew as long as
Speaker 2: they're not stale. A flake is a flake is a flake.
Speaker 1: This one's a little puffier.
Speaker 2: Nou incruded me not fine. I think it's great.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it four bowls. Wow the spoon.
Speaker 2: They're gonna double your money back guarantee.
Speaker 1: All Right, I gotta go, mom, do you later?
Speaker 2: No, No, there's one more.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I gotta catch the bus.
Speaker 2: No artificial flavors. See, it's weird because normally it tastes
Speaker 2: like rice. When you went like Kelloggs and a lot
Speaker 2: of the frosted flake blands, it'll say frosted flakes of
Speaker 2: corn or demais. This just has toasted sweetened corn cereal. Ah, Yes,
Speaker 2: of course that's interesting. Yes, I'm gonna give it four
Speaker 2: bowls and a spoon. Also, because as far as frosted
Speaker 2: flakes go, I think it's frosted flakes.
Speaker 1: It's one tastes a little bit more like a race
Speaker 1: a rice, like a big one of the rice.
Speaker 2: Crispy's can't be because it's corn.
Speaker 1: I know. It just tastes like that to me. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's my opinion.
Speaker 2: That's fine, it's wrong.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, if I had my sound effects back, I
Speaker 1: would have played that. That's my opinion. Button.
Speaker 2: Oh well, we'll be back right after this.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's what I had.
Speaker 2: Cool, and we're back. Okay, welcome back. I didn't although
Speaker 2: you didn't go anywhere unless you like took a pe
Speaker 2: break or something.
Speaker 1: Well, YouTube goes to ads. Did you notice that?
Speaker 2: Not in the right spot though, I didn't notice that.
Speaker 2: You Know what I'll do is I'll I'll go, like
Speaker 2: on a Saturday night when I'm getting ready to go
Speaker 2: out or whatever, I'll put it on the big TV
Speaker 2: in the family room and I'll just let it roll
Speaker 2: all night so we get views.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I say, we'll be back right after this,
Speaker 2: and then we just start talking again. And then twenty
Speaker 2: seconds later, just an ad comes so annoying. Well there's
Speaker 2: gonna be a way to sink it. Well, I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna You're not gonna.
Speaker 1: No whatever, YouTube says.
Speaker 2: I'm just doing what everyone used to care.
Speaker 1: Remember when I took I'm uploading the videos consistently and
Speaker 1: making all these social clips. Now.
Speaker 2: I love the videos.
Speaker 1: Thanks.
Speaker 2: They are wonderful.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: I mean they're generally a jab at me, but I mean,
Speaker 2: you're so chabbable. I know, don't so this one, Andrew,
Speaker 2: that's lucky. I was expecting to get this from General Mills,
Speaker 2: but we never did receive this one. So I'm pretty
Speaker 2: sure I bought this. I don't think this was Matt. Matt,
Speaker 2: if it was you, I apologize. But I bought this
Speaker 2: in South Carolina and then I shipped it to a
Speaker 2: winner before we got to try it. So I bought
Speaker 2: another one. I know, it's funny.
Speaker 1: What I didn't get the podcast audio that I need.
Speaker 2: I know, I just saw haha, that's right, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: get it in there in a second. It was very busy,
Speaker 2: so nasing. So this is Lucky Charms Rainbow Sprinkles, Lucky
Speaker 2: Charms Andrew w Birthday cake flavors with confetti sprinkle pieces.
Speaker 1: It's vanilla cake, okay with sprink Yeah, not birthday cake.
Speaker 2: But they're still magically delicious.
Speaker 1: What said that was so cheesy?
Speaker 2: Look yellow?
Speaker 1: They always make birthday cake yellow because it's yellow cake mix.
Speaker 2: I mean there's no cake mix in here. It's just
Speaker 2: artificial flavoring.
Speaker 1: Well whatever, they always make birthday cake yellow. You can
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 2: Ow that hurt my arm and I ripped the bag. Wow,
Speaker 2: I was lifting bags of mulch this weekend. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm hurting between that and the five ko you are.
Speaker 1: You're built for, tiff.
Speaker 2: I know. I'm like Superman over here.
Speaker 1: Superman, he's ready for the regged conditions. No matter what,
Speaker 1: that's not my cup, I'll tell you that much. I
Speaker 1: want your hot aarrow my cereal.
Speaker 2: So these Cereal pieces are slightly smaller because these are corn.
Speaker 2: I don't think the other ones are corn.
Speaker 1: It smells like Grace Crispy Tree Cereal.
Speaker 2: Does it yeappy though?
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I'm just telling you so what the gimmick
Speaker 1: is that it's a birthday It just smells like birthday cake,
Speaker 1: and it's rainbows. There's rainbow sprinkles. On it.
Speaker 2: Okay, so farm the fresh areas two percent reduced fat milk.
Speaker 2: There you go, buddy.
Speaker 1: I wish we had like an actual podcast studio we're
Speaker 1: talking about.
Speaker 2: This is like I wish that we had like all
Speaker 2: the bells and whistles.
Speaker 1: Yes, with like good cameras. Yeah, that cameras kindle. That
Speaker 1: camera does kind of suck. No, that one's better than
Speaker 1: the one on my computer I switched to it. Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: I don't like that it has that you do have
Speaker 2: to spit it out.
Speaker 1: I'm not a fan. Come on, dude, not a fan.
Speaker 2: That wasn't gross like one of the magic spoons.
Speaker 1: It's not it for me. I'm gonna give it a bowl.
Speaker 2: You just spit it out.
Speaker 1: Not a fan.
Speaker 2: Room. It's kind of rude.
Speaker 1: It's it's just not for me.
Speaker 2: Okay, it doesn't have to be for you, but you
Speaker 2: don't spit it out.
Speaker 1: I don't like the taste of the rainbow sprinkle pieces.
Speaker 2: It's just now it's giving cookie crisp, the vanilla one
Speaker 2: from back in the day. You don't know what that is.
Speaker 2: I also don't say it's giving, but just so you
Speaker 2: understand what I'm saying, you know, because you know what
Speaker 2: I meant, do I it's giving I do know, right,
Speaker 2: it's low key old cookie crush. Right, you're so hip,
Speaker 2: I know. Like I look at you and I think, like,
Speaker 2: see you think it's cringe, right, sixteen you think it's cringe?
Speaker 1: Nah? No, nah, not cringe. Bro, it's busting.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give it three balls in a spoon. It's
Speaker 2: still in the Lucky Trums family, still has the Lucky
Speaker 2: Trumps marshmallows.
Speaker 1: If this is his birthday party, I'm not coming.
Speaker 2: I wontter how old lucky is? Leperquns are usually pretty old, right?
Speaker 1: Have you met one to know?
Speaker 2: Yeah? But aren't they like hundreds and years of years
Speaker 2: old leprechauns They just live forever.
Speaker 1: Or let me go pull up one of my Irish
Speaker 1: folk tales and go see how old leprechauns are.
Speaker 2: Hey, siri, what are we doing? What's the average life
Speaker 2: span of a leprechaun.
Speaker 1: It is said that most leprechauns live for a out
Speaker 1: three hundred to five hundred years.
Speaker 2: Oh, what's up now?
Speaker 1: This answer is from Irish around Yeah.
Speaker 2: I told you that they live to be really old.
Speaker 1: Well, thanks for knowing about Irish folk tales and how
Speaker 1: old leprechaun's.
Speaker 2: Just saying man, lucky, yeah, lucky. He's very Yeah, I
Speaker 2: guess so he's the only diabetic leprechaun around.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. If this is what he's
Speaker 1: doing with his years, he needs to change.
Speaker 2: He's a very successful leprechaun.
Speaker 1: Because that was not good. Well, a solid bowl from me. Okay,
Speaker 1: I would not pick this up ever again.
Speaker 2: It's sad. Yeah, sorry, sorry, Well, thank you for listening
Speaker 2: to Serial Killers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks, wonder fourteen minutes. Wow, that was shorty.
Speaker 2: It was a shorty. Remember when we used to do
Speaker 2: only two cereals they were even shorter. Yeah, but you
Speaker 2: know that the average consumption of a listener is about
Speaker 2: six point two minutes. So we're you know, I've done
Speaker 2: the research.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I picture you with your glasses on,
Speaker 1: just like typing into your computer in your closet averages,
Speaker 1: Oh yes, can see here. Yeah, at excel spreadsheet. You're
Speaker 1: just tapping things average some formula, yes, two plus x
Speaker 1: y and that's what it comes out to without a doubt.
Speaker 2: And generally hours are three times that. So we've lost
Speaker 2: listeners after the first third of the podcast.
Speaker 1: Wow, but you know, maybe they'll tune into this one,
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 2: Thank you for listening to Serial Killers, the podcast where
Speaker 2: we talk about cereal. Please listen up for some Bold Chats.
Speaker 2: That's the sister podcast of this podcast. Yes, it's under
Speaker 2: the same umbrella. So if you go to serial Killers,
Speaker 2: you'll see ones that say bowld Chat.
Speaker 1: I mean even as a different logo.
Speaker 2: Most of the time, right there, we just talk about whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so don't go to those for cereal. Go to those
Speaker 2: for fun and frivolity.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fun and for volities and more arguing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so thank you for listening. Follow us at serial
Speaker 2: Killers PC on Instagram. Please check out our friends at
Speaker 2: Farmland Fresh Dairies on Instagram. This is the lowest we've
Speaker 2: ever gotten a container of Farmland Fresh dairies. Yeah, like,
Speaker 2: there's just enough here for my coffee tomorrow. I'm very excited.
Speaker 1: I'm happy for you.
Speaker 2: Right, and check out serial KILLERSPC dot com. We can
Speaker 2: see all the ratings of well Over. I don't We've
Speaker 2: got to be a twelve hundred cereals by now. There's
Speaker 2: a lot of maybe thirteen.
Speaker 1: There's so many.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. Yeah, that really is a lot. It is
Speaker 2: people always say how are there so many cereals? But
Speaker 2: they exist, They just keep coming.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm waiting one day some random newspaper is going
Speaker 1: to be like, these guys have tried how many cereals?
Speaker 1: And that's that's gonna be the day.
Speaker 2: Do you think we may have set a world record?
Speaker 2: Is it possible we've tried?
Speaker 1: As ask the SERI, how many cereals consumed by one person?
Speaker 2: Hey, Siri, is there a world record for number of
Speaker 2: cereals somebody has eaten? She doesn't want to talk serial
Speaker 2: world records, fastest time, how many weed tobis. There's all
Speaker 2: kinds of different categories.
Speaker 1: Which means that you can actually submit your own.
Speaker 2: I think we should.
Speaker 1: I think we definitely should.
Speaker 2: Let's figure that out. I want to get in the
Speaker 2: Guinness Book. I want that guy to be here with
Speaker 2: the clipboard and everything. Yea, our friend Spencer used to
Speaker 2: work there.
Speaker 1: I wonder if she still has a connection.
Speaker 2: Huh yeah, I mean like, but when we get to
Speaker 2: like fifteen hundred, that's gotta be a record. I don't
Speaker 2: disagree with you. Like the guy that eats a big
Speaker 2: mac every day? Yeah you know that guy?
Speaker 1: Uh yes, And I don't know how, and he freezes them.
Speaker 2: He's eating Big Mac every day since like nineteen seventy
Speaker 2: or whatever it is, and he's still alive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good for him.
Speaker 2: I'd be dead, you know that.
Speaker 1: Oh how to set or break a Guinness World Record title?
Speaker 1: Apply now?
Speaker 2: But doesn't it have to be a recognized record from them?
Speaker 1: No? You can, Like, if it's like this, we would
Speaker 1: basically be saying, hey, we definitely in the most serials
Speaker 1: and here's our proof.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, we have audio proof and video for We
Speaker 2: have video for every maybe half of them. The first
Speaker 2: we didn't start doing video for a while. We took pictures.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna be almost on episode four hundred, right.
Speaker 1: We started doing videos at like one forty.
Speaker 2: Okay, so all those we missed. But there's audio to
Speaker 2: your point, and pictures y, the audio doesn't prove anything
Speaker 2: or pictures. Okay, we're in trouble here. Thank you for
Speaker 2: listening to Serial Killers until we see you on the
Speaker 2: next one, which is Monday, and a bowl chat which
Speaker 2: is soon, say Crunch Andrew.
Speaker 1: Unch, would we get like a plaque?
Speaker 2: Yes? Plaque everything and fame, fame and in the do
Speaker 2: they still make a hard copy?
Speaker 1: I they used to sell. Those are the book fairs
Speaker 1: And that was my favorite thing too. That was like
Speaker 1: a lot of money, that Scholastic, that was the big
Speaker 1: thing one. Yeah, and that was what you would spend
Speaker 1: like you'd go in with twenty bucks. That was like
Speaker 1: eighteen dollars.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I got the Scott Bayo Dynamite poster instead. Okay,
Speaker 2: bye bye