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Speaker 2: We scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 2: Porn?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 5: Do you need.

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Speaker 1: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 1: My name is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 2: My name is Karen Colgara.

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Speaker 1: Never said my name is I know what am I? Eminem?

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Speaker 2: But here's the hi? What who my names?

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Speaker 3: Remember the power of Eminem At the time when he

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Speaker 6: Yeah, even the Beastie Boys didn't have that stamp.

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Speaker 1: Do I still like him though?

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Speaker 2: Eminem?

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Speaker 1: Yes? Like the question. Here's the thing he made me

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Speaker 6: I am impressed with what he can do, but I

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Speaker 3: He gets mad and then he loves to talk about

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Speaker 1: Reasonable He's got beating and killing ex partner lyrics.

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Speaker 3: Yep, wow, several And I'm not a fan and I

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Speaker 1: Well. I like when he is mean to Ray Romano

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Speaker 2: Movie that was Welcome to Mooseport.

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Speaker 6: No, yeah, he was in several seasons of Northern exposure.

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Speaker 2: Talking about classic Ray Romano film.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's what everyone that was on the tip of

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Speaker 3: Yes, it's kind of the movie people love to talk about,

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Speaker 2: What else is anything going on?

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Speaker 1: Uh? With my body? I'm glad you asked.

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Speaker 6: I am riddled with unbridled pain and I do not

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Speaker 6: know why I can go skateboarding now I can fall

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Speaker 1: Wayne with heel implants. Did you know that's why he limped?

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Speaker 6: He was self conscious, but that he wasn't tall and

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Speaker 1: Oh, and that's why John Wayne limped.

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Speaker 3: You said, heel implants, which is a different thing than

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Speaker 1: Yes, they didn't make him yet. He just uses breasts

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Speaker 2: Clear the set.

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Speaker 1: So I can masturbate.

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Speaker 2: To the Duke's. Everyone is a perv in the Hollywood.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, aren't they?

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Speaker 5: Though?

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Speaker 2: What are we to start?

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Speaker 1: I went bowling and I'm very sore. Both shouldered my

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Speaker 1: It is like a kettlebell workout. It is.

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Speaker 6: And I was using a new heavy ball, like I'm

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Speaker 6: You jam your fingers in these municipal holes and then

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Speaker 2: Then you go back and then you do some more.

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Speaker 1: No, I go back to complain that I've worms.

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Speaker 2: It is one of the dirtier pastime. It is.

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Speaker 6: And my buddy Jim was like, everyone knows you eat

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh yeah, two hands. I forgot.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Really, no one in my family knows this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I had a great time.

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Speaker 6: I didn't bowl well because I'm trying to learn this

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Speaker 7: I did limping around.

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Speaker 2: That's good though.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I feel like after after forty, limping

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Speaker 2: You can really look forward to it.

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Speaker 6: I've just been bragging about being back at one hundred percent. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: You can really laid in bed next day.

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Speaker 3: Well that's fine, but I mean, like you can. You

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Speaker 2: I am? I mean I did some.

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Speaker 3: I did some my sport, which is light shopping at Macy's.

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Speaker 3: I know that even though I want to take twenty things,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, all the different tricks, Yeah, show tricks I call, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Do you have a list?

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Speaker 6: One night before I travel, I just decided I'm going

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Speaker 6: I've got I bought on the road. Yeah, why to

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Speaker 3: Well, and also I go to pack underwear and then

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Speaker 3: like I will, I will wear underwear till I'm like,

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Speaker 3: is this from the eighties?

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Speaker 2: There's it's just yeah, I'm a grown woman.

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Speaker 3: I should have nice underwear minimum at all times.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a lot of. I have a lot of,

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Speaker 1: you know, weekend underwear.

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Speaker 2: Private.

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Speaker 3: I call it the private collection, which means you're absolutely

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Speaker 2: To look at it.

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Speaker 3: And that's the private collection that makes it sound fancy.

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Speaker 3: You can make yourself feel better where it's actually like,

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Speaker 3: I'm terribly alone with my private collection underwear.

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Speaker 6: But look now on my website for my lonely reserve.

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Speaker 6: You too can hold in the center of a butt

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Speaker 1: Tax?

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Speaker 2: What's happening?

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Speaker 1: Why do I have buttholes?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: It's for script extrement, Yes, the main one.

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Speaker 3: They're ugly, ugly, you're rearing their ugly rears.

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Speaker 2: Come on, don't force me into it.

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Speaker 1: You know I'm on board.

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Speaker 6: We are in the midt, we're in the we're beginning

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Speaker 1: Because they're fun.

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Speaker 6: Yes, they spark new stories and they're interactive.

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Speaker 3: And you guys get to have a say. What's what's

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Speaker 3: Come back to our thing. No one's left. They're listening.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Yes, what am I saying? No, don't even get

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Speaker 1: up for that sandwich.

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Speaker 2: Don't get to put it down.

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Speaker 1: It's too late.

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Speaker 2: If you do any sandwich right this second, which one

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Speaker 2: Do you want me to answer yes?

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Speaker 3: Because I just thought how delicious it would be to

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Speaker 3: have a cream I love cream sandwiches, just heavy cream

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Speaker 3: poured on wheat bread.

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Speaker 1: Oh, just like during the famine.

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Speaker 3: No, I was gonna say, a cheese sandwich, A plain

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Speaker 2: But it doesn't even have to be.

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Speaker 1: And you're not scared of a tuna mel.

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Speaker 2: I am hot tuna? No, thank you, No.

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Speaker 1: That's I've seen you eat tuna in front of me.

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Speaker 3: You've you've seen me eat tuna salad. I would never

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Speaker 3: eat it heated up. Oh okay, so I'm a. I

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Speaker 3: will enjoy it tuna salad sandwich, sure, but if it's heated,

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Speaker 3: I will leave that restaurant.

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Speaker 1: I like that. Just temperature can make it a salad.

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Speaker 2: That's because that's all the different.

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Speaker 3: I don't tuna with mayonnaise in it should never be heated.

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Speaker 2: That's disgusting. It's disgusting.

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Speaker 6: Now they're going slow. Yeah, They're like, he just wants

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Speaker 2: Please, No, I can know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, it's with great establishment. They shoot Comedy Central

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Speaker 6: Of course, the storytelling things happen on the strippery catwalk well, because.

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Speaker 2: And also just that the reflection would be like, you're

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Speaker 3: You told these stupid, fucking self indulgent jokes that's that

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Speaker 10: Down the street. You make it outside just in time

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Speaker 6: See, I've had a joke about this where my mom

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Speaker 1: That's what I go. That's what you like?

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Speaker 2: That's not good enough for me. I need it to

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Speaker 6: I don't really have a sweet tooth or I've tried

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Speaker 6: But I do crave often Snickers ice cream bars.

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Speaker 2: Those things are amazing.

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Speaker 6: I will go, I will go to a destiny, I

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Speaker 2: Well what's cool about those? Is they really?

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Have you always like Snickers but no one in

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Speaker 6: Well, welcome to the world of vanilla ice cream melting

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Speaker 1: That only in Pedaloma, right, we had it all. It

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Speaker 3: I had no idea how good I had it.

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Speaker 3: Paradise drive of two Pedaluma, they are all the longest

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Speaker 1: Tuna. There's nothing tuna. They promised that.

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Speaker 6: And we have all these earthquakes now in Los Angele

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Speaker 3: Right, that's really scary because that's it doesn't happen there,

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Speaker 2: You don't you wouldn't be prepared.

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Speaker 6: I didn't want it to happen there, knowing what I

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know, ready to go.

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Speaker 6: You don't want to poke that with a stick. You

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Speaker 6: You know what if that's how we go what? I

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Speaker 3: It's just this, yeah, as opposed to what we all

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Speaker 1: Of our lives. Yeah, yeah, and we know the rock's

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Speaker 3: I guess the biggest earthquake I've been in aside from

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Speaker 6: Like the backup, everyone dies except the Rock and his family.

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Speaker 1: I still look for my name in the credits.

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Speaker 3: I get nervous during that movie because the Rock goes

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Speaker 1: She's very naked in that movie. I seem to sort

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Speaker 1: I think he just has a slander.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, focus, you.

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Speaker 6: Don't wear a black fanny pack and a black turtleneck together.

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Speaker 2: Oh I love that picture of him.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Well that's because it's a non threat for everyone, for

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Speaker 1: Look at that unshakable confidence.

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Speaker 2: It's a triple threat.

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Speaker 2: He had it all in that picture.

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Speaker 3: So here's my great story of being a native Californian

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Speaker 3: And then everybody called him, was like, are you going

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Speaker 2: And my dad kept going, now, I'll wait till they

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Speaker 3: My dad did not do the thing that everyone talks

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Speaker 2: But I was in Sacramento for that one, so that

453
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:02,840
Speaker 2: only was like.

454
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:06,000
Speaker 3: A weird wave feeling because sacrament is two hours away

455
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,560
Speaker 3: and it was like way out of the zone. Then

456
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:14,520
Speaker 3: I had I lived in San Francisco. I hadn't yet

457
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:18,840
Speaker 3: moved to LA for the ninety four earthquake, the big

458
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:19,440
Speaker 3: one in LA.

459
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:24,480
Speaker 2: I moved there a month later, so basically I have.

460
00:22:25,119 --> 00:22:27,560
Speaker 3: And then I was in Hawaii for this last one

461
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:29,800
Speaker 3: in LA that was very recently.

462
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:32,480
Speaker 2: That was like seven point one. Sure, yeah, I was

463
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:35,159
Speaker 2: in Hawaii, So I've missed all the ones I was

464
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:36,280
Speaker 2: supposed to have hit.

465
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:38,520
Speaker 1: Wow, you're just saving up for the big one.

466
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:41,440
Speaker 3: Huh, I'm gonna I'm saving it for the Caldera baby.

467
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:44,360
Speaker 2: I'll show up for that. I'll be right on the rim,

468
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:45,000
Speaker 2: just a.

469
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:48,680
Speaker 6: Baby that rises from the boiling waters of the cold again.

470
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:54,440
Speaker 3: The lava baby will save me, soft little hands.

471
00:22:54,680 --> 00:23:01,560
Speaker 5: Okay, next question, Okay, at super bon Bond eighty eight says,

472
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:04,040
Speaker 5: growing up, what celebrity posters did you have on your

473
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:04,760
Speaker 5: bedroom wall?

474
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:07,240
Speaker 2: Great question, amazing question.

475
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:08,160
Speaker 1: Yeah.

476
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:11,560
Speaker 6: It's funny because I always tell people this. I had

477
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:15,080
Speaker 6: a I had walls dedicated to different skateboarders.

478
00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:17,640
Speaker 1: My sister had Duran Duran walls that she had one

479
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,159
Speaker 1: for John.

480
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,280
Speaker 6: You know, and I Taylor, yeah yeah, and and I

481
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:28,120
Speaker 6: had one just dedicated to Jason Lee. Everyone knows him

482
00:23:28,119 --> 00:23:30,600
Speaker 6: as the actor or the guy from my name is Earl,

483
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:35,240
Speaker 6: but he was one of the more innovative street skaters.

484
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:37,040
Speaker 1: Today's birthday, actually.

485
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:41,240
Speaker 6: Wow, yeah, yeah, super yeah, I am on dork. Yeah yeah,

486
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:44,920
Speaker 6: well it's everyone on Instagram is commending his history. He's

487
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:48,040
Speaker 6: still owns a skate company. Cool, he's kind of gone

488
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:50,280
Speaker 6: back to that world. But I, you know, when he

489
00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:53,240
Speaker 6: is in Mall Rats and everything, I was like, how

490
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:58,920
Speaker 6: how is this happening? How is this skateboarder suddenly this

491
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,080
Speaker 6: actor person that it never happened.

492
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:04,800
Speaker 3: I I feel like I can answer, yes, he was,

493
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:09,800
Speaker 3: he is was and is just an absolutely beautiful man.

494
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:14,400
Speaker 3: Oh really, aside from being I mean, in my opinion, aside.

495
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:17,640
Speaker 2: From being talented. So obviously he's like a good, you know, athlete,

496
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,600
Speaker 2: sport skateboarder guy.

497
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:19,880
Speaker 1: Yeah.

498
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:23,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like he's put together really nice.

499
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:27,119
Speaker 1: It's so funny because I just remember him from skate videos.

500
00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:31,280
Speaker 6: I need, his hair seemed unwashed and like he was skilly,

501
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,560
Speaker 6: like he was one of the dirty or skaters. Yeah dirty,

502
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:38,520
Speaker 6: yeah yeah yeah wow. Well, I you know, I agree

503
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:39,760
Speaker 6: now that he's a handsome guy.

504
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:43,120
Speaker 2: He's a very handsome man. He's really nicely assembled.

505
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:47,359
Speaker 3: I had on my walls a poster of The Outsiders.

506
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,800
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean because in the height of my

507
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:51,919
Speaker 3: poster time Duran Durant because I'm the same.

508
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:54,159
Speaker 1: Age as or So. Sure sure so.

509
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:56,240
Speaker 3: I also had Duran Durant that I had ripped out

510
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:58,760
Speaker 3: of teen Beat or Tiger Beat magazine. Sure sure, So

511
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:01,040
Speaker 3: they weren't really posters, they were pages of a magazine

512
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:01,360
Speaker 3: in mine.

513
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,800
Speaker 6: Yes, of course, they're all from Thrasher magazine. It was

514
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:08,320
Speaker 6: just right paper and stapled it to the Yeah, put

515
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 6: some scotch tape up there. Ripped the paint down later.

516
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:13,480
Speaker 6: But I had The Outsiders.

517
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:17,160
Speaker 3: Then I had a super cool arty poster of James Dean,

518
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:21,439
Speaker 3: which was a strange early mid eighties trend of all

519
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:25,159
Speaker 3: of a sudden fifty stuff got repopular. Sure, so James

520
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,080
Speaker 3: Dean for some reason was a cool poster and I

521
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:31,400
Speaker 3: had it like we got frowning he It was basically

522
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:34,440
Speaker 3: an artist rendition of him from Reble without a Cause,

523
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:38,400
Speaker 3: where he's yeah, he's his brow is furrowed and just

524
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:39,800
Speaker 3: like looking on at Meming.

525
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,119
Speaker 6: He's supposed to be the coolest guy ever, but it

526
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:46,360
Speaker 6: seems like in every photo he won, he's loitering. He's

527
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:49,760
Speaker 6: not going into the cafe, he's just smoking outside. Yeah,

528
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:53,000
Speaker 6: with his Porsche park diagonally in the spot, like where

529
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,600
Speaker 6: are you going to learn to drive that thing?

530
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:58,280
Speaker 3: And then of course and then oh, ironically he heard it,

531
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:02,199
Speaker 3: well you know, yeah, so that's I think.

532
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:03,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, those were.

533
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:08,440
Speaker 3: My big Yeah, please let me put this up mom,

534
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:09,800
Speaker 3: and my mom going no.

535
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:15,520
Speaker 2: Take that down? Yeah. The War, the Forever War. Also

536
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:18,080
Speaker 2: one time, I think one of the first posters I

537
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:20,480
Speaker 2: ever put up, what's that? Hopefully just a bag?

538
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:28,040
Speaker 6: Please not a shiny cat?

539
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 2: Sorry it was way a cat.

540
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:35,200
Speaker 1: Now Steven's gonna walk away with a limp. No.

541
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:39,040
Speaker 3: One of the first posters I ever put up from

542
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:43,439
Speaker 3: from Tiger Tiger Beat magazine was Sean Cassidy who was

543
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 3: just the king of entertainment. When I was like seven

544
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:50,520
Speaker 3: years old. He was in the Hardy Boys TV show

545
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:54,760
Speaker 3: Sure with Parker Stevenson, and then he also then released

546
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:55,480
Speaker 3: an album.

547
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:58,160
Speaker 1: Maybe Stevenson's The Blonde Guy Parker Stevenson.

548
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:01,560
Speaker 3: He was later married to Kurse the Ali in the eighties, okay,

549
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:05,920
Speaker 3: and he Yeah, of the two, he was the older

550
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 3: hardy boy and Shawn Castidy was the younger.

551
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:11,560
Speaker 1: Sure, always trying to solve what had happened in a lighthouse.

552
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,920
Speaker 3: Exactly every single week, and yet I had to tune in.

553
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:21,760
Speaker 3: But then he recorded this album and it was He's

554
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,679
Speaker 3: a really good singer, and so then we loved him

555
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:27,160
Speaker 3: even more for more reasons and we're more freaked out.

556
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 3: And I remember one time my poster fell off the wall,

557
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:32,560
Speaker 3: like the tape failed or whatever, and so my mom

558
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 3: was sweeping my room because I linoleum, and she started

559
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:41,120
Speaker 3: jokingly sweeping up the poster of Sean Casty and she goes,

560
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 3: let me get rid of this hairless boy for you. Oh,

561
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 3: that's hilarious, which I thought was gross because I'm like, ew,

562
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,960
Speaker 3: what do you mean they get hair on them?

563
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, Like, AIC's your mom suggesting you should have started

564
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 6: to get into Harryman at that point.

565
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:57,280
Speaker 1: Yes, he doesn't even have a single back hair.

566
00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,440
Speaker 2: This man is in no way a bear.

567
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, and she didn't like it anyway.

568
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:07,679
Speaker 6: Want my daughter seeing a full grown brunnie paper towel man.

569
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:11,399
Speaker 2: She had her tastes, Yeah, and I had mine.

570
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:14,320
Speaker 1: Oh lord, Yeah, all right?

571
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:15,880
Speaker 2: Next question, all.

572
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 9: Right from Kylie Danger y'all asks what are the worst

573
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:25,399
Speaker 9: what are the worst weather conditions y'all have driven in m.

574
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 6: I mean, I think back to growing up in Montana.

575
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 6: We would drive to ski areas with snowboards bungee corded

576
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 6: to the top of the car. One time the hood

577
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 6: flew open we don't on one of my friend's shitty

578
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:46,600
Speaker 6: cars and bent over the snowboards on the and we

579
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:49,440
Speaker 6: still strapped it down and we couldn't see. We spun

580
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:53,000
Speaker 6: and landed in a snowbank. Everyone had two wheel drive

581
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 6: cars like we were not. We all had four hundred

582
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:56,800
Speaker 6: dollar used cars.

583
00:28:56,920 --> 00:29:00,000
Speaker 1: Yeah. And I would drive in the most ice trucker.

584
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 6: Like legit scary mountain passes going through Idaho or through

585
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:10,640
Speaker 6: Washington or in my teenage years, see your parents, I'm

586
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:13,400
Speaker 6: going on a road trip on these icy roads and

587
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 6: they knew we'd be fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so yeah

588
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:18,160
Speaker 6: all the time.

589
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, nothing bad ever happened.

590
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:24,080
Speaker 3: Thank god. Yeah. My worst one was living in San Francisco.

591
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 3: I had my dad's Volkswagen. Then he let me use

592
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 3: that I like to call mine, but he would constantly

593
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:32,600
Speaker 3: remind me it was his. And so it was a

594
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 3: seventy one bug and I was in the snow.

595
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:38,760
Speaker 2: Well and in the rain in San Francisco.

596
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:42,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, I one time was downtown trying to get home

597
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 3: and I was by myself in this fucking stick.

598
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:51,920
Speaker 2: And I was on this hill that's I think it

599
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 2: was Scott Street.

600
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:56,400
Speaker 3: I can't remember which street exactly, but it was basically

601
00:29:56,520 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 3: right up the hill from it was where the the

602
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:03,640
Speaker 3: the San Francisco Academy.

603
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 6: Of Art, Yeah, the Art Institute.

604
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:08,959
Speaker 2: The Art Institute. So it's right up the street from

605
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:09,719
Speaker 2: Union Square.

606
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 3: And so basically if you're in Union Square in San Francisco,

607
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:16,120
Speaker 3: you're it's it's relatively flat.

608
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:18,720
Speaker 2: But if you go I think it would be.

609
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:21,320
Speaker 1: Like Lombard Northwest.

610
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 3: Yes, it's it's this one of the steeper streets that

611
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:27,479
Speaker 3: it also has cable car tracks on it. So I

612
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:32,120
Speaker 3: was on the street it starts pouring rain, and I realized,

613
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 3: when the light turns green, I am on like a

614
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:36,080
Speaker 3: forty five degree hill.

615
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 1: Or more, I mean immediately behind.

616
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 3: Yes, No, the car was smart enough, thank fucking God,

617
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 3: to stop at the bottom of the hills. So when

618
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:47,640
Speaker 3: I went up and then the light turned red, they

619
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 3: were three car lengths behind me right, And when the

620
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:53,760
Speaker 3: light turned green, I had the emergency break on.

621
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 2: My dad had taught me. Yeah, all of this now,

622
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:57,720
Speaker 2: but it's still hard to do that.

623
00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 3: I had to ease the breakdown and then do the

624
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 3: clutch gas and spun in the rain on the cable

625
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:08,680
Speaker 3: car tracks until I could get the traction to go forward.

626
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 2: And if there was a car.

627
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 3: Directly behind me, I would have hit it repeatedly. It

628
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 3: was one of the scariest things I've ever had to do.

629
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,080
Speaker 3: And then I did it and got away with them.

630
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yes, it was pretty intense.

631
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:23,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, neither of us have ever Yeah, we defeated those roads.

632
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 1: We have.

633
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 3: I've also been in many car accidents caused by my

634
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:27,840
Speaker 3: own bad driving.

635
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:31,160
Speaker 1: You're a great driver. That surprises me, thank you. Yoh.

636
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 2: Yeah. In the early days, I really couldn't wait to

637
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 2: rear in something.

638
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:36,480
Speaker 1: Oh you were drunk.

639
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:44,440
Speaker 3: No duys though, thank fucking God. Yeah me either, Jesus

640
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:45,200
Speaker 3: God bless it.

641
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:45,880
Speaker 1: Yes.

642
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:49,120
Speaker 2: Okay, next question, have you ever gotten any dui?

643
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 9: No from Karen Page, Colin asks or at Karen Page,

644
00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:58,880
Speaker 9: Colin says, a favorite Christmas movie?

645
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 6: And why, oh well, I'm gonna be boring, and because

646
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 6: it's a tradition, we still sit down and watch. We

647
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 6: both we watch It's a Wonderful Life, and we watch

648
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:13,040
Speaker 6: a Christmas story. It just there are other ones out there,

649
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 6: but the one that no one has watched that I

650
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 6: just love is called One Magic Christmas and has Mary

651
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 6: Stein Virgin in it.

652
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 1: Oh, and who's the.

653
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 6: Guy that he passed away a couple of years ago. Uh,

654
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:29,240
Speaker 6: and he was kind of a folk singer and he

655
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 6: is a very gaunt face, very tall.

656
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 1: Yes, thank you. He's the Christmas Angel in it.

657
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 6: And he was always kind of creepy in a way

658
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,040
Speaker 6: that later I watch it and I'm like, he's not

659
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 6: creepy at all.

660
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:45,080
Speaker 1: What was I worried about?

661
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:48,560
Speaker 6: But it is a Christmas movie where she it's kind

662
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 6: of like, uh, It's a Wonderful Life where she loses

663
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:56,920
Speaker 6: everything and sees what life would be without her kids.

664
00:32:57,040 --> 00:33:00,200
Speaker 1: But her kids die, her kids and husband dying. This

665
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna yeah.

666
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,719
Speaker 6: They launch off a bridge in icy water and she's sitting.

667
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:10,160
Speaker 6: It's a Disney movie. No, yeah, and back when they weren't,

668
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:13,320
Speaker 6: you know, making Star Wars and all this other scandalous,

669
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:17,160
Speaker 6: sinful shit and making you buy a new TV to

670
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 6: watch it or whatever to help people.

671
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:21,040
Speaker 2: Doing God, that guy's hauling ass.

672
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well look at his legs. He's a specimen.

673
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:27,239
Speaker 6: Huh Wow, too early for that sweater though, really the

674
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:30,240
Speaker 6: same one. It's a horse card again, and it's a

675
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:32,640
Speaker 6: beauty he really is. Actually, can we talk to that guy?

676
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 1: I want to borrow that.

677
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 2: It can use a triple X and a horse sweater.

678
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:41,520
Speaker 6: But yeah, it's it's a very grim story, but then

679
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 6: it has an amazing payoff. I really think One Magic

680
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 6: Christmas is great, but it's it doesn't hold up. You

681
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 6: watch it and you're like, what, No, you will be

682
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:52,280
Speaker 6: yelling at the TV. Am I really running this hot?

683
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 6: Your window's clear in my side. It's like a transition lens.

684
00:33:56,400 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's you. It's your breath, It's all your air.

685
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:03,240
Speaker 1: Okay, Karen, do I've had breath known that series?

686
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 3: I've never smelled bad, brother, Okay, thank you, right, not

687
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 3: in all the years.

688
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 6: I'm a flosser and I'm a swasher and I'm a

689
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 6: swisher sweet cigar smoker.

690
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:14,840
Speaker 1: It's not helping.

691
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 3: Okay, Off of that recommendation, I'm just going to say,

692
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,320
Speaker 3: and I may have said this before on this show.

693
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:25,680
Speaker 2: I almost said on this fucking show, but for no reason.

694
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:30,520
Speaker 3: There's a movie called Dead of Winter starring I believe,

695
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:34,160
Speaker 3: and I'm ninety nine percent positive it's starring Mary Stein

696
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:38,480
Speaker 3: Virgin oh wow, and she It is one of the creepiest,

697
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:43,919
Speaker 3: scariest movies. That's so good, so crazy, very satisfying. If

698
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:46,719
Speaker 3: you like movies like that. Dead of Winter. It's from

699
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 3: the late eighties.

700
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:50,279
Speaker 1: Maybe yeah, late eighties. I got to see it and

701
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:50,879
Speaker 1: it is.

702
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:55,400
Speaker 2: Very crazy, disturbing, good thriller movie.

703
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 1: There's yeah. I love that.

704
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,600
Speaker 6: There was a movie called Black Christmas, which surprise is

705
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 6: made by the guy who made a Christmas story that

706
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 6: Bob I forget his name, The sweetest movie ever about

707
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,080
Speaker 6: you know, only a good thing, that Black Christmas. And

708
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 6: there's a new one and I don't know if it's

709
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 6: based on the old one, but I love scary Christmas movies.

710
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:22,279
Speaker 3: It's sorry, Mine is not scary. I mean, Mine's not

711
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,360
Speaker 3: a Christmas movie. I was just recommending it because it

712
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:24,920
Speaker 3: was Mary.

713
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 1: Steinberg Okay, I thought Dead a Winter just reeks.

714
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:31,880
Speaker 12: Of being well, actually maybe it could be.

715
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:34,360
Speaker 1: It is Mary Steenburgen.

716
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:36,279
Speaker 10: Is it a Christmas movie?

717
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:37,840
Speaker 2: I can't say it's not a Christmas movie.

718
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:39,239
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah.

719
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,759
Speaker 9: A fledgling actress has learned to a remote mansion for

720
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:43,920
Speaker 9: a screen test, soon discovering.

721
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:48,719
Speaker 3: Don't because that's the beauty of this movie is you

722
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:51,400
Speaker 3: will be so shocked when you see what happens in

723
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:54,719
Speaker 3: this movie. It's really good. But I love Mary Steinburgen.

724
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:58,120
Speaker 3: My Christmas movie recommendation. The first movie that came to mind,

725
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:02,480
Speaker 3: even though we absolutely watch and rewatch Christmas Story every year,

726
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:05,759
Speaker 3: you just have to. It's what families do when they

727
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 3: don't know what else to do with themselves.

728
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:10,799
Speaker 1: It's non stop scrolling on TBS. Yes, it's just.

729
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:11,360
Speaker 2: There for you.

730
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:14,920
Speaker 3: Yes, the first movie that came to mind, so I

731
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 3: have to say it is The Family Stone, which is

732
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:23,760
Speaker 3: a kind of charming but also kind of obnoxious family

733
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:27,040
Speaker 3: Christmas movie. But there's first of all, Rachel McAdams is

734
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 3: in it, who truly is one of my favorite actresses.

735
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:33,839
Speaker 3: That surprised me because normally a woman that pretty, that's

736
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:36,960
Speaker 3: an actress I would write off or want to but

737
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 3: she is so good and compelling to watch on TV

738
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:43,480
Speaker 3: and everything I mean in everything I see her in.

739
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:49,239
Speaker 3: But the Family Stone, Okay, there's this thing where basically

740
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:53,959
Speaker 3: it's this family, the Stones, and it's there everyone's coming

741
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:59,200
Speaker 3: home for Christmas, all the adult children and Luke Wilson

742
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:02,760
Speaker 3: plays kind of the fuck up brother and the older

743
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:07,759
Speaker 3: brother Dermott Mulroney. His girlfriend Sarah Jessica Parker comes home

744
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:12,720
Speaker 3: for Christmas with him, and then Luke Wilson decides he's

745
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:13,439
Speaker 3: in love with her.

746
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:18,400
Speaker 2: And it's one of the most charming, realistic.

747
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:22,800
Speaker 3: Seeming like thing where what it's about is like actual

748
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:25,400
Speaker 3: love doesn't work, Like, oh, you guys both work in banking,

749
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:28,200
Speaker 3: so you're gonna then you're gonna have this successful life together.

750
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:32,440
Speaker 3: Like it's not usually about people being the same or

751
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:36,440
Speaker 3: coming from the same area. It's like about chemistry and

752
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 3: people striking other people as like, oh my god, I

753
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,480
Speaker 3: kind of love that person in it, and it's all

754
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 3: like follows that feel and it's I adore it.

755
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 6: Oh wow, I've never seen it. I'll watch this year.

756
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 6: It's time to introduce something new to the Fairbanks household.

757
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:51,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, give it a try.

758
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:53,560
Speaker 3: But it's also corny, and there's parts of it that

759
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 3: are kind of embarrassing, but I really like it.

760
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:58,759
Speaker 1: Sure, Okay, all right?

761
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:02,320
Speaker 9: Follow up to these Christmas question the April Society asks

762
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:03,280
Speaker 9: do you believe?

763
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:06,240
Speaker 10: Did you believe in Santa Claus? And what made you stop?

764
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 6: I'm embarrassingly believed in Santa Claus till I was in

765
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 6: my maybe thirteen. Yeah, because my sister played along and

766
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:22,719
Speaker 6: she never lied to me except with this, and she

767
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:23,520
Speaker 6: would play along.

768
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:25,400
Speaker 1: You know, she's six years older than me.

769
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, And I would stay in her bed on Christmas

770
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:31,239
Speaker 6: Eve and we would get so she would at least

771
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:34,239
Speaker 6: pretend to be excited with me in a way where

772
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:36,439
Speaker 6: it just took it in all my other friends where

773
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 6: you know, there's no Santa and they're smoking cigarettes.

774
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:42,120
Speaker 1: And I was just like, oh, that's what you guys think.

775
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 6: Because my sister, even though she knew at that point

776
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 6: it was the guy that my dad did radio with,

777
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,920
Speaker 6: she had seen Santa Claus and she would tell me

778
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,840
Speaker 6: that story. Like we've said, meanwhile, there's no talk of

779
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 6: Jesus or anything. There's never mentioned Christmas. But but yeah,

780
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:02,480
Speaker 6: but my dad always for someone that wasn't religious. Man,

781
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:05,919
Speaker 6: he got us into Christmas and my sister backed it up.

782
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:09,239
Speaker 6: And I really thought Santa Claus was a guy. And

783
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:12,800
Speaker 6: then he'd do things where, oh, I think there's something

784
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 6: in the attic. I've talked about that, where he'd come down,

785
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 6: he's left something up there. There was tangible evidence. Sure,

786
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:23,239
Speaker 6: I never you know, saw you know, Jesus's blood on

787
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:26,480
Speaker 6: the floor or whatever. People you know, I don't know

788
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:28,880
Speaker 6: what they did in those houses to make people believe

789
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:32,320
Speaker 6: it's not just the Bible, right, you have to have

790
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:37,799
Speaker 6: a forensic evidence. Oh yeah, Hey, if if Jesus came

791
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:40,000
Speaker 6: and took a bite out off a fucking cook he wants,

792
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:42,279
Speaker 6: maybe I would have.

793
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:44,360
Speaker 1: I'd be living a different life.

794
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:47,239
Speaker 2: It was baby Jesus, though baby he's not.

795
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 6: There's blood doesn't come into it till the East still

796
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:56,160
Speaker 6: celebrating his birthday, blood with droplets of blood.

797
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 1: Yes, you eat his blood, You drink his blood. You

798
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:02,399
Speaker 1: drink it and eat it. That's what it's about. Okay, So.

799
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 3: Basically, the short my short answer is I discovered I

800
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:12,640
Speaker 3: really I put together that Santa and my mom had

801
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:15,840
Speaker 3: the same handwriting, because on the on all the little

802
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 3: tags it would say to Karen from Santa. But I

803
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 3: was like, but that is my mother's writing, if I've

804
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:25,440
Speaker 3: ever seen any And so I was actually very embittered

805
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:29,919
Speaker 3: by the idea that there was this lying uh thing.

806
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 3: And then my sister so when my niece was little,

807
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:37,240
Speaker 3: and you know, of course, because of the way people

808
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:40,200
Speaker 3: parent these days, it's like, no, no, lie is big

809
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:42,560
Speaker 3: enough for my child. So now it's like elf on

810
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:45,279
Speaker 3: the shelf, and there's all these things and now these

811
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 3: elements or whatever. And I finally said to my sister,

812
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:51,080
Speaker 3: I do not want to lie to her about like

813
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 3: I want to give her gifts. I want there to

814
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:57,160
Speaker 3: be good times in the family. But I can't sit

815
00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:01,760
Speaker 3: there and talk to my now full fully formed human

816
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:04,919
Speaker 3: being of a niece and continue the lie while she's

817
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 3: going Aunt Karen.

818
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 2: The elf on the shelf moved and did this and

819
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 2: did that, and I was just like Laura.

820
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:12,839
Speaker 3: And then my sister said, I have a plan when

821
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 3: she when some kid ruins this for her. I have

822
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 3: the plane, which is a letter that she had been

823
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:23,160
Speaker 3: she had been recommending to parents and giving to kids

824
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:26,719
Speaker 3: and whatever the transition she is a Yeah, basically she's

825
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:29,840
Speaker 3: you know, being a kindergarten teacher, first grade teacher. She

826
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:31,880
Speaker 3: was there for a lot of kids when they were like,

827
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 3: wait a second, is this not real? And that's when

828
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 3: she hits them with it is real because it's human

829
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:41,080
Speaker 3: beings trying to be nice to each other. And that's

830
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:43,320
Speaker 3: what it's all about. And now you get to protect

831
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:46,080
Speaker 3: it for other little kids. You get to be the

832
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:48,279
Speaker 3: one that tells kids it is real because it is

833
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:51,640
Speaker 3: real because those presents are there and people are good

834
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 3: to each other and human goodness.

835
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:56,279
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, and I think my sister was there doing that.

836
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 2: Yes, of course she wanted you.

837
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 3: She wanted you to have the good feeling she had

838
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:01,880
Speaker 3: for as long as you could.

839
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:02,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

840
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:05,000
Speaker 2: So it isn't about people don't want to lie.

841
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:09,799
Speaker 6: How prone I was to anger, she knew would this

842
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:12,319
Speaker 6: a little monster happy? I have to sleep next to

843
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:15,200
Speaker 6: him just on Christmas Eve's.

844
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,720
Speaker 2: But I also think that's what happens with the little kids.

845
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:21,359
Speaker 3: You know, I was the youngest too, And when you

846
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:23,960
Speaker 3: like we spend so much time with our older cousins,

847
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:27,319
Speaker 3: they fuck with you, They fuck with you and then

848
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:30,719
Speaker 3: they also like lie to you for your benefit in

849
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:32,400
Speaker 3: ways where you know.

850
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:35,439
Speaker 2: That's why I got a hip to it.

851
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:38,360
Speaker 3: Very early, because I was always like, someone's either lying

852
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 3: or they're going to like prank me somehow, So I

853
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 3: have to get ahead of these teens always.

854
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:45,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that.

855
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:48,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's just important for kids to believe in magic

856
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:51,040
Speaker 6: or something that you know they're going to lose when

857
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:51,760
Speaker 6: they're an adult.

858
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:55,680
Speaker 3: Keep that going, yes, because also that magic is real.

859
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:58,680
Speaker 3: The magic is human being giving a shit about each other.

860
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:00,440
Speaker 3: Truly at the end of the day.

861
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,520
Speaker 6: That sounds like it's straight at the end of the

862
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:05,800
Speaker 6: Rachel McAdams smoothy.

863
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 3: I just think of all the kids, the unsupervised children

864
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:12,279
Speaker 3: who did believe in Santa Claus until this episode of

865
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:13,920
Speaker 3: this piece of shit body.

866
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:18,000
Speaker 1: Oh no, don't mass we say fuck a lot.

867
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:21,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't leave them out of it, okay.

868
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 10: Uh oh from Buttercup Randy at Buttercup r.

869
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:34,360
Speaker 3: Andy, that's my favorite wrestler, my little Buttercupry, sweet little Buttercuperry.

870
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:38,279
Speaker 10: They ask, what's something you love to eat as a

871
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:39,600
Speaker 10: kid that you wouldn't touch.

872
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:42,280
Speaker 1: Now, buttercuper Andy. So I hate them. By the handful.

873
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:49,320
Speaker 1: Oh the rappers were so loud as a kid. W uh.

874
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:53,959
Speaker 6: You know, I was a deep in the frozen burrito game,

875
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:57,439
Speaker 6: just as a latchkey kit. You know, you come home,

876
00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:59,799
Speaker 6: there's a couple hours where you just party and you

877
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:00,920
Speaker 6: much ductails.

878
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 1: You eat multiple.

879
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:05,080
Speaker 6: Frozen burritos even though you're only supposed to have one,

880
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 6: and you know, I starve in.

881
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:07,759
Speaker 1: The whole day.

882
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, just oh, and I still that's my gross indulgement.

883
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:17,360
Speaker 1: Indulgence is where or whatever the word indulgence.

884
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:20,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just go to seven eleven and

885
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 6: I'll sometimes get the grossest lard infused the gross are

886
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 6: the better bean and cheese breeding Hell yeah, yeah, I

887
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:31,359
Speaker 6: want one now.

888
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:32,000
Speaker 1: Yeah.

889
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:34,399
Speaker 3: Me and Stephen got him one time from Freder Joe's.

890
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 3: He was going down and then I was like, please

891
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:38,879
Speaker 3: get me one. I'm starving. And when we had them,

892
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:40,359
Speaker 3: I was like, wait a second, I need to have

893
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:41,080
Speaker 3: these all the time.

894
00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:42,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, So then I made them.

895
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:45,360
Speaker 3: Pick some up the next time we did like office

896
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:48,279
Speaker 3: supply run and then I haven't eaten one since.

897
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:50,040
Speaker 2: I was like, oh that was a real time and place.

898
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:51,319
Speaker 1: Yeah that one.

899
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:53,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, Stephen and I were starving in.

900
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:54,960
Speaker 13: The office because I was like, you know that I

901
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 13: have my choice. I don't this would not be much.

902
00:44:57,080 --> 00:45:01,040
Speaker 13: It's like the Christmas spirit spirit you wanted to keep it. Yeah, yes,

903
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:04,319
Speaker 13: that was my early cooking too. Is like modifying those

904
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 13: you know.

905
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 6: I'd hate to do some of the cooking, of course

906
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 6: in the microwave, but then you gotta crisp it up

907
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:12,400
Speaker 6: and you bring out one of my mom's pans and

908
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:13,799
Speaker 6: just put some oil in there.

909
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 1: And man, I'm getting hungry.

910
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:18,279
Speaker 2: I'm good hungry, you know.

911
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:21,880
Speaker 3: I guess my answer would be and this isn't a

912
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:25,439
Speaker 3: choice or whatever, because I eat almost exactly the same

913
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:28,800
Speaker 3: way I ate as an abandoned seven year old, sitting

914
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:33,800
Speaker 3: on the couch, panicking and starving and lonely, just eating

915
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:38,839
Speaker 3: sour dough toast like it was my job. But it's

916
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 3: funny to me that in recent years, like doritos used

917
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:47,000
Speaker 3: to rule my life, I thought about them constantly. I

918
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:50,400
Speaker 3: think I definitely have a serious.

919
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:52,480
Speaker 2: And I'm hiccuping.

920
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:59,120
Speaker 6: Sorry, it's not being edited out.

921
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:03,080
Speaker 1: That is not being it out as a perfect burd.

922
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:05,080
Speaker 2: Something something just happened.

923
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:06,880
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. Are you okay? Is

924
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:09,040
Speaker 1: it happening? Do I need to grab the wheel.

925
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 2: It's not happening anymore.

926
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 3: But like that was I couldn't figure out if I

927
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 3: was going to hiccup or like if I was stopped breathing.

928
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:17,879
Speaker 1: And then it was just this weird burd.

929
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 6: If we if we, you have to, we have to

930
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:24,239
Speaker 6: get cameras in here before you spend the steering wheel

931
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:27,080
Speaker 6: vomit episode cones audio.

932
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:29,839
Speaker 1: What are ruin time? That would be?

933
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:35,200
Speaker 3: I'm just surprised at how what I was saying is.

934
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:37,719
Speaker 3: I think I've always had a passion for the chemicals

935
00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:40,040
Speaker 3: that go into processed food. I think they affect me

936
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:42,320
Speaker 3: stronger than the average person.

937
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:44,440
Speaker 2: I think it like the second I eat them, I

938
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:45,120
Speaker 2: crave them.

939
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:47,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the same thing with fast food. Maybe I'm

940
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:49,919
Speaker 3: just average and other people have self control or whatever.

941
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:53,080
Speaker 3: But there used to be a time where I was

942
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:59,320
Speaker 3: powerless to the to the pull of of Dorito's. Yeah,

943
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 3: And so the lately there's been times where I've just

944
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 3: been kind of like bored at seven to eleven and like,

945
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:06,799
Speaker 3: what could I could have anything I want?

946
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:07,680
Speaker 1: What do I want? Yeah?

947
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 3: And looking at those bags and having absolutely no interest

948
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:14,400
Speaker 3: in Doritos anymore is the weirdest feeling right, but it's not.

949
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:15,440
Speaker 2: It's less.

950
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 3: I feel like the warding of that question was kind

951
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:19,880
Speaker 3: of like you wouldn't touch it, like it's so disgusting.

952
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:21,480
Speaker 2: I'm not disgusted by them.

953
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:24,880
Speaker 3: It's just that for some reeron I probably had three

954
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 3: hundred thousand of them.

955
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:28,560
Speaker 2: So my system is like, yeah, we're done, we know,

956
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 2: we know.

957
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:29,399
Speaker 1: Yeah.

958
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:32,640
Speaker 6: It's just like anything or sex or whatever when you

959
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:35,920
Speaker 6: discover it late. Like in my house there were not doritos,

960
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:40,400
Speaker 6: and in that time there were not flaming hot friedos. Yeah,

961
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:44,319
Speaker 6: but oh my god, flaming hot Fridos. Turns out they're

962
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:47,000
Speaker 6: pretty damn great. Yes, And maybe that's because I lived

963
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaker 6: in Texas, where one of the local cuisines is pouring

964
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:53,320
Speaker 6: Chili Hill FreeDOS.

965
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:55,920
Speaker 1: Yes, like really, we just don't give a fuck here.

966
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 2: Yeah right, it's taken care of. You get to have

967
00:47:58,719 --> 00:47:59,320
Speaker 2: that for dinner.

968
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:00,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, tex It's.

969
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 6: Got me into fritos, and now I'm like, I might

970
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 6: as well drink doctor pepper and go all the way.

971
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:08,360
Speaker 3: I love fucking fritos, but I can only eat because

972
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:11,480
Speaker 3: I think they're so satisfying. Because they put triple the

973
00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:13,839
Speaker 3: amount of salt on fritos that they put on any

974
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:18,040
Speaker 3: other chip. Yeah, it's like a condensed corn salt experience.

975
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm a salty tongued man. Yeah, yeah, that's what

976
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:21,480
Speaker 6: I want.

977
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:23,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, I think we did it.

978
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:26,319
Speaker 1: We did that. Yeah, we did that. We did it good.

979
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:27,680
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm.

980
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:30,640
Speaker 11: Perfectly Oh right, now you have it.

981
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:34,600
Speaker 3: It's like half yond, half burn, half hiccup. It's the weirdest.

982
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:39,160
Speaker 1: I'm tired and not I'm hungry, all.

983
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:41,240
Speaker 10: Right at any gag.

984
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 14: One, If you could only have one of these colors,

985
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:46,439
Speaker 14: if you could only have one of these powers, would

986
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:49,560
Speaker 14: you bake dancing really well, always have the perfect comeback,

987
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 14: or being able to find a clean bathroom whenever you

988
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:53,160
Speaker 14: need one, the perfect comeback.

989
00:48:53,719 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 2: I already have all those powers. I have every single

990
00:48:57,239 --> 00:48:57,800
Speaker 2: one of them.

991
00:48:57,920 --> 00:48:59,800
Speaker 1: Yes, you travel with a lot of bleach.

992
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:04,160
Speaker 3: I only go to Starbucks bathrooms. Been working on the

993
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:07,040
Speaker 3: comeback thing for quite some time. Yeah, and then the

994
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:08,279
Speaker 3: dance thing I was born with.

995
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:08,880
Speaker 1: Yeah.

996
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:11,960
Speaker 6: I wish that I was a person that later was

997
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,080
Speaker 6: like I should have said this, because I'm a person

998
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:17,600
Speaker 6: that's like I should not have said that. I should

999
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 6: not have blurted that out just because it's in my head.

1000
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,480
Speaker 6: Who do I think I am. Yes, I never late

1001
00:49:22,719 --> 00:49:25,560
Speaker 6: thinking oh, this would have got them. No, I've been

1002
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:29,320
Speaker 6: getting them. And guess what it feels bad. People feels

1003
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:30,720
Speaker 6: really bad when.

1004
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:32,959
Speaker 1: They deserve it. It really doesn't feel great.

1005
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:33,759
Speaker 2: It lessens you.

1006
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:35,279
Speaker 1: I'm really good at hurting you.

1007
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:40,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've said to people many times, you don't want this,

1008
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:45,560
Speaker 3: don't do this, you don't want this. I will, as

1009
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:49,000
Speaker 3: my friend Alicia Gonzalez used to say, who's way fucking

1010
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 3: funnier than me?

1011
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 2: Don't make me make you cry?

1012
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:56,520
Speaker 3: And that is I've had that because also for a

1013
00:49:56,600 --> 00:50:01,120
Speaker 3: long time, especially in my teens and twenties, I literally couldn't.

1014
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:02,080
Speaker 2: Control what came out of my mouth.

1015
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:06,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you like triggered me in a certain emotional way,

1016
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:09,360
Speaker 3: the mouth would go and I would just be following

1017
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:12,040
Speaker 3: along behind it, right to devastation of many.

1018
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:14,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you think you want it, You think.

1019
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:17,040
Speaker 3: You want it, But I will figure out the perfect

1020
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:19,839
Speaker 3: metaphor where you will never stop thinking about the.

1021
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:22,239
Speaker 2: Thing I criticize you on for the rest of your life.

1022
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:22,880
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1023
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:26,920
Speaker 6: There are people, random, drunk monster people that have taken

1024
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:30,279
Speaker 6: swings at me and I've said things that hurt them

1025
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:30,959
Speaker 6: to the core.

1026
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 1: And I still feel bad about it.

1027
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:34,960
Speaker 6: And I'll be walking in the middle of the day

1028
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,280
Speaker 6: smelling flowers and then all of a sudden, I flinch

1029
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:41,040
Speaker 6: and there's an audible exhale, and I feel bad what

1030
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:43,400
Speaker 6: I said to Jake Solomon of the Solomon Brothers.

1031
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 1: One of them broke my nose. You think that I

1032
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 1: would whatever, But.

1033
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:52,200
Speaker 3: That's just it is. It's one thing to incur the hurt.

1034
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:56,920
Speaker 3: It's so ironic. It hurts more to intentionally hurt other people.

1035
00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:00,920
Speaker 3: It really does. And there's one things I said casually

1036
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:04,000
Speaker 3: of like what For a long time, I was always like,

1037
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:05,000
Speaker 3: people don't get me.

1038
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:07,080
Speaker 2: And it's like, no, no, no, they get you. They

1039
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:09,320
Speaker 2: don't like it. They don't like you.

1040
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:11,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't like this ability that you think is

1041
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 3: so charming, kind of like funny and off a cup.

1042
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:15,080
Speaker 2: It's not.

1043
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, I still want to have the best comeback, because

1044
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:21,160
Speaker 6: there are perfect ones where it's like, oh, there was

1045
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:23,960
Speaker 6: a levels of kindness and irony and the delivery of

1046
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 6: that was benign and the point was made and I'm

1047
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:31,920
Speaker 6: not angry, Like, the perfect comeback doesn't have to be

1048
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:34,879
Speaker 6: where you hurt someone all the time. You know, that's

1049
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:38,600
Speaker 6: what makes it perfect. It's like makes them think and

1050
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:41,000
Speaker 6: then they change their mind about who they're going to

1051
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:43,000
Speaker 6: be for the rest of their life. Yes, that's the

1052
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:45,200
Speaker 6: perfect comeback. That's it doesn't need to.

1053
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:45,720
Speaker 2: Be a slam.

1054
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:49,680
Speaker 3: It's like a permanent readjustment of who they are as people.

1055
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:50,600
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, No.

1056
00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:52,360
Speaker 6: Every once in a while, I'll have a comeback and

1057
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 6: it's like, what am I a yoga master?

1058
00:51:54,239 --> 00:51:58,239
Speaker 1: Why did I just make that guy feel sensitive? Oh?

1059
00:51:58,440 --> 00:51:58,720
Speaker 10: God?

1060
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:02,480
Speaker 2: Yeah? I like those ones the best. I think of those.

1061
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:05,000
Speaker 3: The best is A lady was yelling at me about

1062
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 3: throwing a bag of dog shit into a garbage can

1063
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 3: in my neighborhood where it's like, that's what garbage cans

1064
00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 3: are for. Yeah, yeah, And she was doing this thing

1065
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:15,799
Speaker 3: like I was this interloper from outside the neighborhood. It

1066
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:17,760
Speaker 3: was a rich neighborhood, so I was like, fuck you, lady,

1067
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:19,000
Speaker 3: I'm as rich as you are.

1068
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:20,480
Speaker 1: But what I ended up doing was.

1069
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:23,000
Speaker 3: Letting her yell, letting her yell, and then I just

1070
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:25,120
Speaker 3: stared at her and I said, I think you're mad

1071
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:29,640
Speaker 3: about something else. Oh yeah, which is it's so mean

1072
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:34,160
Speaker 3: in its object dismissal of Basically, I see that you're

1073
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:37,759
Speaker 3: a damaged old Gal's basically what I said to her,

1074
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:40,520
Speaker 3: because she hurt my feelings by saying I don't think

1075
00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:41,920
Speaker 3: you're rich enough to live here, and I was like,

1076
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:43,520
Speaker 3: that's just because I don't brush.

1077
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:43,880
Speaker 1: My hair.

1078
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:46,120
Speaker 2: Anyway.

1079
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:50,600
Speaker 6: I'm ignoring the fanciest brushes, my lady.

1080
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:55,800
Speaker 3: Every brush in my house is boor bristle, poor bristle,

1081
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:57,879
Speaker 3: and unused and imported.

1082
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:01,880
Speaker 1: You'll never see that. They're still in the wrapper.

1083
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:06,800
Speaker 2: I'm gonna throw two away in your name tonight.

1084
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:11,240
Speaker 11: Because your father was me and to you, Okay, should

1085
00:53:11,239 --> 00:53:12,879
Speaker 11: we do just Yeah?

1086
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:14,080
Speaker 10: I think a couple more will be doing.

1087
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:16,120
Speaker 2: This has been quite an episode.

1088
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:16,919
Speaker 1: It's fun.

1089
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:18,520
Speaker 2: We've almost thrown up.

1090
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:21,759
Speaker 1: I've learned a lot. I really have learned a lot

1091
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:24,360
Speaker 1: from that last one. Yeah, that really gotta know. That

1092
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:27,440
Speaker 1: was kind of fun people. Yeah, yeah, I agree.

1093
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's our new thing.

1094
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:33,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I'm not. We're not. You know, it's it's

1095
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:34,760
Speaker 1: but being.

1096
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:38,279
Speaker 6: Nice, you know, it's it's a it's a ticking time bomb.

1097
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:42,400
Speaker 3: We grew up in a culture where which is of comedy,

1098
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:45,600
Speaker 3: where being able to have the best meanus comeback was

1099
00:53:45,719 --> 00:53:48,520
Speaker 3: always only a badge of honor, and then that all

1100
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:50,920
Speaker 3: changed in two thousand and three with the advent of

1101
00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:52,680
Speaker 3: the Internet and all of a sudden, everyone was everyone

1102
00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:55,480
Speaker 3: else's best friends and it wasn't cool to say the

1103
00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:57,600
Speaker 3: meanest thing that you could to other people. And we

1104
00:53:57,680 --> 00:54:00,399
Speaker 3: had to make this adjustment. So we've it's been real.

1105
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:03,759
Speaker 3: It's been a tornado of feelings inside of us this

1106
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:08,080
Speaker 3: whole time. And that's why I've avoided roasting people. The roasts,

1107
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:12,000
Speaker 3: the roast battles, all these things that are part of comedy.

1108
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 3: It's a genre comedy.

1109
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:17,239
Speaker 6: I've avoided them, Yeah, because I know, I don't think

1110
00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:19,960
Speaker 6: anyone's gonna me laughing when I actually hurt the other

1111
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:23,080
Speaker 6: comics feelings now or Pop Saggert or whoever's the guest

1112
00:54:23,160 --> 00:54:23,560
Speaker 6: that night.

1113
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:26,160
Speaker 3: Oh. I do have to say, though, I have ghost

1114
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:29,120
Speaker 3: written a couple times for people that were in roast battle,

1115
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:31,360
Speaker 3: which is such a hard thing to do.

1116
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:35,239
Speaker 1: And you don't know the person. Yeah, yeah, I've I have.

1117
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:37,720
Speaker 3: Well, you know what it is is, I've only helped

1118
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:40,239
Speaker 3: when it was people I didn't like, right, So the

1119
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:42,120
Speaker 3: person that would be doing it, they'd be like, hey,

1120
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:43,719
Speaker 3: can you help me with some jokes for this?

1121
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:45,920
Speaker 2: And I'd be like, who are you roasting? And then

1122
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:46,600
Speaker 2: they name the person.

1123
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:49,640
Speaker 3: I'm like absolutely, yeah, yeah, I'll be there with bells on.

1124
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:51,279
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think the rule is it.

1125
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:56,279
Speaker 6: Should be someone that you either respect or know or like,

1126
00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:00,960
Speaker 6: and then you can your jokes are going to more clever.

1127
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:04,200
Speaker 9: At LORI met if the car gets a flat during

1128
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:05,799
Speaker 9: the podcast, who's changing the tire?

1129
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:11,439
Speaker 1: I will would you guess? Yes? Super? And I will

1130
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:12,239
Speaker 1: make you time me.

1131
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:21,000
Speaker 2: Will you put all the bolts into the budge?

1132
00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:25,400
Speaker 3: I do have Triple A, and I just resigned up

1133
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:28,239
Speaker 3: for it because triple A I have Triple A is

1134
00:55:28,239 --> 00:55:32,680
Speaker 3: a thing that I get and then let expire. All

1135
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:36,040
Speaker 3: it basically is you can do a little graph of

1136
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:38,400
Speaker 3: when I have money and when I don't. That's and

1137
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:40,400
Speaker 3: it's just based on if I belong to Triple A

1138
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:43,640
Speaker 3: or not at the time and this last time, because

1139
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:46,680
Speaker 3: yeah it's here, but years so it's like nope, we're

1140
00:55:46,719 --> 00:55:48,759
Speaker 3: not we're not flush enough to have triple A.

1141
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:49,239
Speaker 2: This year.

1142
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:52,200
Speaker 3: Well, I signed up for it again because I was like,

1143
00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:53,280
Speaker 3: I'm in the clear.

1144
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:54,279
Speaker 2: I can have triple A.

1145
00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:57,279
Speaker 3: And then someone goes, yeah, but don't you automatically have

1146
00:55:57,360 --> 00:55:58,839
Speaker 3: that with the car that you bought?

1147
00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:00,719
Speaker 2: And I'm like, yeah, yeah, I sure do.

1148
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:03,480
Speaker 1: So no, no, I have it with my insurance.

1149
00:56:03,719 --> 00:56:07,440
Speaker 2: You can change the tire while other people change that.

1150
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:10,400
Speaker 6: I've grown up with shitty cars and I've used a

1151
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:14,600
Speaker 6: jack so many times that you know, I think that

1152
00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:17,479
Speaker 6: I am good at changing a tire into a spare.

1153
00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:21,239
Speaker 6: If the spare is flat, however, let's call triple A great.

1154
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:22,760
Speaker 6: Sometimes they get flat.

1155
00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:24,200
Speaker 2: Okay, then we'll keep it as a backup.

1156
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:26,960
Speaker 1: Yes, but use me first, and.

1157
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:34,480
Speaker 2: Answers Chris, all right, do you think you have one more?

1158
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:35,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm good.

1159
00:56:36,239 --> 00:56:40,480
Speaker 10: I'm to think at at Melo MICHAELA.

1160
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:42,839
Speaker 9: If you could use only one condiment for the rest

1161
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:44,000
Speaker 9: of your life, what would it be?

1162
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:46,080
Speaker 2: Not mayonnaise?

1163
00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:47,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm either.

1164
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:51,120
Speaker 6: I'm a mustard man, I always have been, and I

1165
00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:54,600
Speaker 6: almost put mayonnaise in the same category as ketchup. However,

1166
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:58,120
Speaker 6: when you mix them, something happens to me, and.

1167
00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:00,560
Speaker 2: That's called you travel to the Thousand Islands.

1168
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:03,640
Speaker 1: Maybe I just.

1169
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:08,440
Speaker 6: Need to take more leisure leisurely plane trips. Then I

1170
00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:09,960
Speaker 6: wanted to eat that's.

1171
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:13,319
Speaker 1: Horrible secret sauce. That's no secret to anyone. I think.

1172
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:17,160
Speaker 3: I think I have to go with ketchup because it's

1173
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:18,680
Speaker 3: so crucial to French fries.

1174
00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:21,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, and hamburgers.

1175
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:24,400
Speaker 6: Like you know what, I have my hamburgers and my

1176
00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:27,320
Speaker 6: French fries with mustard, and I really people look at

1177
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:30,440
Speaker 6: me weird. My sister and I are when we would

1178
00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:33,760
Speaker 6: have we go to a pizza place and she would

1179
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:36,760
Speaker 6: make me ask for mustard, Like, pretend you're younger than

1180
00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:39,320
Speaker 6: you are and asked for mustard. I'm embarrassed because you'd

1181
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:42,040
Speaker 6: you put it on the remaining crust. You're suddenly you're

1182
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:45,880
Speaker 6: in a soft pretzel sage. Oh yeah, mustard does a

1183
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:48,960
Speaker 6: lot of good things for a lot of bready stone.

1184
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:53,800
Speaker 2: Ellises, bready stamellis.

1185
00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:58,080
Speaker 6: Get with it. Yeah, mustard, My choice is mustard.

1186
00:57:58,240 --> 00:57:59,840
Speaker 1: Okay, that salt is great too.

1187
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:01,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty nice.

1188
00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:01,920
Speaker 10: All right.

1189
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:04,840
Speaker 9: I'll piggyback off of this one at Man Kisses, what

1190
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:08,800
Speaker 9: are your favorite types of or least favorite least favorite

1191
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:13,320
Speaker 9: types of potatoes? Fries, mashed potatoes, grotten, et cetera.

1192
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:17,120
Speaker 3: Uh, this is where the Q and A turns very

1193
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:21,680
Speaker 3: self indulgence. They're just like, hmm, what do I like

1194
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:23,720
Speaker 3: in this specific subset of food?

1195
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:30,040
Speaker 1: Well, Man Kisses, I think that, Yeah, you go ahead.

1196
00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:30,400
Speaker 1: I don't.

1197
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:32,840
Speaker 6: I'm not a big potato guy, I've never grew up

1198
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:33,640
Speaker 6: in a famine.

1199
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:36,840
Speaker 2: First of all, offensive.

1200
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:44,440
Speaker 3: Listen, I'll take many types of potatoes except those fucking

1201
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:48,680
Speaker 3: red skinned ones. I do not like a red skinned

1202
00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:52,240
Speaker 3: potato in any any part of my life.

1203
00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:54,280
Speaker 1: It's that does I mean sweet potato fries?

1204
00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:56,480
Speaker 3: No, no, no, sweet potatoes are like kind of a

1205
00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:59,680
Speaker 3: different thing. I mean the you know, it's oh yeah,

1206
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:01,080
Speaker 3: it's the only way to describe it.

1207
00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:04,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, not Russic, yeah yeah, not.

1208
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:06,919
Speaker 3: A brown skin potato, but a red there. It's thin,

1209
00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:10,200
Speaker 3: it's grown there. They're basically the corn, beef and cabbage

1210
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:10,800
Speaker 3: potatoes and that.

1211
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:12,800
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, So.

1212
00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:20,160
Speaker 3: I think, of course like McDonald's French fries are primo potato.

1213
00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:25,280
Speaker 2: But I love, admire and respect a twice baked potato.

1214
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:25,880
Speaker 1: Sure.

1215
00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:28,240
Speaker 3: Have you ever had one of those, like a family holiday?

1216
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:31,320
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they're the greatest invention.

1217
00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:33,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's.

1218
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:36,920
Speaker 3: Just your potato filled with crap that you shouldn't probably

1219
00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:37,400
Speaker 3: be eating.

1220
00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:40,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, and then and then put back in for another

1221
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:41,760
Speaker 6: baking process.

1222
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:44,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, we did this, do it. Now, we're going to

1223
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:45,840
Speaker 1: do that. That's what I try and do with my

1224
00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:48,360
Speaker 1: frozen britos. Time for phase two.

1225
00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:50,880
Speaker 2: You fold in some soer cream.

1226
00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:54,320
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll do a lot of people won't do it

1227
00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:57,120
Speaker 6: because they're sealed up already. I'll open up that fucker

1228
00:59:57,160 --> 00:59:59,840
Speaker 6: and get it super super specific.

1229
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:02,800
Speaker 3: And you'll did you buy a taco bell sour cream shooter?

1230
01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:05,480
Speaker 3: And then shove it right and are done? You mean

1231
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:11,320
Speaker 3: a guawk nine? Oh my god, we've done it. We've

1232
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:13,120
Speaker 3: buttoned this podcast perfectly.

1233
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:15,479
Speaker 2: Qualk nine.

1234
01:00:15,640 --> 01:00:17,160
Speaker 1: It's a line of mine, I get.

1235
01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:20,200
Speaker 6: I told that to Matt Bronger and he used it

1236
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:23,120
Speaker 6: in a prey. He had a perfect taco bell joke.

1237
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:25,480
Speaker 6: And so anyway, if someone's.

1238
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:28,479
Speaker 12: Like, that's a Broner joke, we both yes, yeah, that's

1239
01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:33,240
Speaker 12: one of That's how so much comedy gets made is

1240
01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:36,800
Speaker 12: situations like that, and so many people who don't do

1241
01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:39,160
Speaker 12: comedy don't know that I had.

1242
01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:42,840
Speaker 1: Like hey, we thought of this, who's using it? Yeah?

1243
01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:45,760
Speaker 3: Or or comics watching other comics do sets and then

1244
01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:48,320
Speaker 3: going hey, you know what a great tag of this

1245
01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:50,439
Speaker 3: would be, and then comic goes, thank you so much,

1246
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:54,320
Speaker 3: this is awesome, and then later on, you know, or.

1247
01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:58,400
Speaker 6: Like Pete Holmes gave suddenly a four hundred dollars in

1248
01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:00,760
Speaker 6: my venmo is like, hey, that's what you told me

1249
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:05,160
Speaker 6: after my set is working great, here's some money.

1250
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:05,720
Speaker 2: Wow.

1251
01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:08,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fucking great. Yeah, it's like a bite out

1252
01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:09,160
Speaker 1: of a cookie.

1253
01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:10,160
Speaker 2: That's pretty nice.

1254
01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:17,000
Speaker 3: Jesus's teeth, his blood's on the ground talking about it's Christmas.

1255
01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:20,360
Speaker 2: He's a tiny baby. The only way I can get

1256
01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:21,880
Speaker 2: my kids to go to church.

1257
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:24,400
Speaker 1: Sprinkle it. Sprinkle the blood.

1258
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:26,200
Speaker 2: We have to go to church and when we come back,

1259
01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:27,400
Speaker 2: the blood will be on the ground.

1260
01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:29,480
Speaker 1: Mother, this is wine. You've spilled it again.

1261
01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:34,600
Speaker 3: They another great Q and a sashon God.

1262
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:37,720
Speaker 1: That was one of our better sessions. Guys all acoustic.

1263
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:42,640
Speaker 3: When you guys show up for our acoustic sets and

1264
01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:45,600
Speaker 3: give your questions, that means we don't have a book

1265
01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:48,840
Speaker 3: a guest and that's so much less work.

1266
01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:49,280
Speaker 2: On our partner.

1267
01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:52,360
Speaker 1: You're like that, you're like the best rowdies. Thank you,

1268
01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:55,120
Speaker 1: Thank you so much from both of us, and.

1269
01:01:55,120 --> 01:01:58,720
Speaker 2: Thank you for to Stephen for getting collecting up all those.

1270
01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:02,720
Speaker 6: Q and electing the best questions. We're sorry if you

1271
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:06,440
Speaker 6: sent a question when we didn't answer it, it's because.

1272
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:11,440
Speaker 11: We of Steve Steen. He's the selector. If you have

1273
01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:15,360
Speaker 11: a bone to pick, take it it at Stephen Ray

1274
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:20,000
Speaker 11: cats Mourrick on all social media.

1275
01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:25,760
Speaker 2: Ray cats right seems realistic. It seems realistic. But I

1276
01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:27,520
Speaker 2: just really gave everyone the slip.

1277
01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:31,280
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh that was enjoyable. Enjoy your tour. You'll be

1278
01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:32,840
Speaker 6: in the middle of it when this airs.

1279
01:02:32,680 --> 01:02:33,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, thank you.

1280
01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:33,800
Speaker 1: I will.

1281
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:36,520
Speaker 3: I am in Europe presently. If you're listening to this

1282
01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:39,800
Speaker 3: and having the foggiest time.

1283
01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:42,479
Speaker 6: Yes, I'm so excited, and I'll be in my living

1284
01:02:42,560 --> 01:02:45,640
Speaker 6: room with a smoke machine because I don't travel.

1285
01:02:47,640 --> 01:02:52,880
Speaker 1: You've been listening. Do you need a ride? D Yan are.

1286
01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:54,920
Speaker 2: After hours?

1287
01:02:56,440 --> 01:03:01,040
Speaker 1: I leave? You want to way back? Either way?

1288
01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:06,520
Speaker 3: We want to be there, doesn't matter how much baggage

1289
01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:11,200
Speaker 3: you claim. Give us time and a terminol and gay.

1290
01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:17,160
Speaker 2: We want to send you off in style. You want

1291
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:18,960
Speaker 2: to welcome you back home.

1292
01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:23,400
Speaker 3: Tell us all about every scared he was?

1293
01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:24,080
Speaker 1: It fine?

1294
01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:46,000
Speaker 2: Melbourn. Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1295
01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:47,920
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

1296
01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:51,920
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1297
01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:55,800
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you ride?

1298
01:03:56,440 --> 01:04:08,680
Speaker 6: Do you need with Karen and cressm