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Speaker 1: Right now it is time for the nephew and today's

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Speaker 1: prank phone call what you got for us?

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Speaker 2: This is called sarrogod Mother. You know, we want to

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Speaker 2: but me personally, I would like for her for us

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Speaker 3: You know? Her husband? Her husband?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna call a husband, talk to him, see

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Speaker 2: if his wife can be the surrogod mother. But I

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Speaker 4: You understand, Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I mean you know what, man, it's it's some people

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Speaker 2: that's that's what I want to share. It is it's

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 2: Now, if you're gonna you know, it's just can you

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Speaker 2: loan me your wife for nine months? That's all we are,

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Speaker 2: That's all I'm well, I mean, what is that? Come on, man,

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Speaker 2: do a good deed in your life? All right, here

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Speaker 2: we go. Farraget mother. Let's go cat dog if.

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Speaker 3: You yeah, Roger, can I seek to Roger? Roger? Hey,

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Speaker 3: this Calvin Man, how you doing. I go to the

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Speaker 3: same church y'all go to. Okay, I got your number

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Speaker 3: from one of the guys at the church. Man. They

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Speaker 3: How you doing today?

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Speaker 4: I'm good, man, I'm good. How can help your wife?

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Speaker 3: Man? Does she I'm not trying to be disrespectful anything,

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Speaker 3: but she seems to be real fit? Does she does?

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Speaker 4: She goes to Jimuary once in a while?

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Speaker 3: Bro?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, who is this bro?

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Speaker 3: Like I said, I named Calvin Man. We go to

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Speaker 3: And to be honest with you, Roger Man, it just

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Speaker 3: But what I'm trying to do now is just find

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Speaker 3: another type of way to make this happen. Now, you

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Speaker 3: say your wife is in good condition.

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Speaker 4: Right, My wife is in good condition.

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Speaker 3: Brother?

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Speaker 4: What does she got to do? Is you want your

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Speaker 3: She? You know? Now, y'all already got kids, don't you?

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Speaker 3: Y'all got like from what the brother the church told me,

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Speaker 4: Right, yeah, we got there. I got two boys and

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Speaker 3: Okay, here's what I'm trying to do. Man, I was

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Speaker 3: hoping that I could find somebody, a female that would

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Speaker 3: I'm saying is like because my wife, I mean, you know,

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Speaker 3: we want to have kids. Man, we want to have

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Speaker 3: a hold on brother.

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Speaker 4: You just said you ture you're looking for a surrogate mother,

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Speaker 4: and the brother church told you to call me.

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Speaker 3: Well no, no, no, ain't nobody tell me to actually

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Speaker 4: Man, wait a minute, so even I and my wife.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, not, I ain't been So

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Speaker 3: you're looking at it wrong. Listen. What I was saying

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Speaker 3: I want to be able to have a healthy child, man,

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Speaker 4: Me about my wife and you want her to be

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Speaker 3: And I know it's crazy, it's crazy, and I.

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Speaker 1: Think you cat your line brother, out of all the

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Speaker 3: I know it sounds crazy, man, I do.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what but ignorant brothers.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 1: That's so many places to go doctor baby. I can

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Speaker 1: and gonna find your baby. You're gonna call me and

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Speaker 1: my wife's twenty thousand members in this church. You know

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Speaker 3: No, brother, brother, man, listen, man, I'm not trying to

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Speaker 4: Man, how you trying to come across? But you didn't

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Speaker 3: To hear me out, Man, I don't want you to.

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Speaker 4: Man, go ahead, brother, go ahead, man.

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Speaker 3: Okay, were looking for a Sarah good mother. We look,

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Speaker 3: we seen your your wife, and we thought she'd be

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Speaker 3: a great Sarah Good mother. And I know it sounds

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Speaker 3: I knew. But listen, we would love for your wife

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Speaker 3: to be the surrogate mother. And we willing to pay

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Speaker 3: We don't want to do this with no test tubes

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Speaker 4: Wait, whoa whoa whoa whoa who? You know have to appeal?

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Speaker 3: You just said, Man, you gotta understand a real man

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Speaker 3: know what I'm saying. I under said, brother, brother, you are.

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Speaker 1: You telling me that you want to have sex with

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Speaker 3: But I mean, I mean, you know you don't you

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Speaker 1: Lose all my Christianity right now?

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Speaker 3: Brother, you want to have a baby the real way

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Speaker 1: I don't give a damn habby the sake way. You

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Speaker 3: But damn you already got three kids. Think about the people.

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Speaker 4: That can't rie the doctor baby, Man, take your damn

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Speaker 4: it ain't gonna doctor damn baby because you didn't gonna

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Speaker 4: sit down psychiatry from mound have your baby. Do you

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Speaker 3: Done?

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Speaker 1: Crazy?

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Speaker 3: I know it sounds crazy, man, I do.

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Speaker 4: How did you get my number? Man? To mean you

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Speaker 3: I got your number for one of the brothers at

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Speaker 3: the church. Now listen, I'm gonna just be real with

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Speaker 3: come Sunday, I'm gonna go to your wife and just

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Speaker 4: I told your answer.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 1: Now you tell me you gonna go around me and

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Speaker 1: ask which You're I'm gonna do is talk to my wife.

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Speaker 3: You'll call my wife you right now, I'm not.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell your wife. You call my wife. I'm

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Speaker 3: You call my wife and wife next Sunday. I'm not

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Speaker 3: gonna go through this when you're here. I'm talking to

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Speaker 1: Next hernda.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonahoop you.

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Speaker 3: You ain't gonna do nothing to.

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Speaker 1: Make I'm gonna whoop yo.

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Speaker 3: Man, my wife who deserve a time too? You ain't.

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Speaker 3: You ain't gonna stand in the middle of it.

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Speaker 1: I don't have the middle of this. You lost your

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Speaker 1: man who talked to my wife's Next week you want too?

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Speaker 3: I got one more thing I want to say to you. Man,

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Speaker 3: Is you listening to me?

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Speaker 1: Say what the keep gotta safe?

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Speaker 4: You can get off my.

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Speaker 3: Phone, Beth is nept You Timmy from the Steve Hobbin

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Speaker 3: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your homeboy. What listen?

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Speaker 3: Who this is? This? Listen this man, this nephew tell me.

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Speaker 3: Man from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your own boy

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Speaker 3: got me through Frank phone. Call you. Man.

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Speaker 4: I'm over here. Man, my head is spinning.

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Speaker 1: You know what, Man, you got me calling brother?

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Speaker 4: I'm ready to fight, brother.

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Speaker 3: I got one more thing to ask you, migdal Man,

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Speaker 3: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio

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Speaker 4: The Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 4: Y'all got me this morning?

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 4: Got me?

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Speaker 3: Man? Wish you got a death.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 2: You know, there's some people out there man that are

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Speaker 2: really just it's all about them. It's all about them.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 2: Nobody wants to step outside their comfort zone and do

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Speaker 2: you know you're helping somebody, all right. I just you know,

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Speaker 2: tell y'all don't get it, junior. Don't you know you

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 2: You know, let me and how your wife from nine

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Speaker 2: months to a year?

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 2: So me and my wife have had this baby. That's

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Speaker 2: all I'm asking?

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Speaker 3: What am I? Dad? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't get it, man, I mean, you only

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Speaker 2: live once. But anyway, hey listen, I'll be in Lexington, Kentucky.

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Speaker 3: You only have once. Yolo? Yeah, yolo, Right, junior.

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Speaker 2: So I'll be in Lexington thirteen, fourteen, fifteenth, and sixteen.

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Speaker 2: Tickets on sale right now, y'all get ready to Nephew

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Speaker 2: is coming to How many are Broadway, Bricktown Comedy Club,

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Speaker 2: Oklahoma City coming through, coming through, y'all already know, laying

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Speaker 2: and cutting Charlotte, Florida.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Florida.

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Speaker 2: That's a new Oh all that's laying in the cutting.

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Speaker 3: Thank you,