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Speaker 1: All right, stop everything. You're definitely gonna want to hear this.

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Speaker 1: It's a Jewel Show because if you order anything from Amazon,

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Speaker 1: and you do because you're a part of the human race,

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Speaker 1: if you can understand what I'm saying right now, they're

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Speaker 1: doing something really shady and you should probably know about it,

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Speaker 1: or at least we think they are. Because of something

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Speaker 1: that happened to Alex the other day. I get, you know,

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Speaker 1: I order a lot of stuff in Amazon. So a

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Speaker 1: box came. When I opened it and I saw something

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Speaker 1: know for a fact I did not order it. It

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Speaker 1: finally figuring out what it was, it's manufactured by Amazon

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Speaker 1: and it was a Amazon smart shelf scale. It didn't

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Speaker 1: Amazon product. Yeah, it was an Amazon Brandy product. So

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Speaker 1: I'm like fishy. Maybe they just said it to me,

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Speaker 1: you know, because like I order a lot or whatever.

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Speaker 1: So I'm like, that's weird though, And I always like

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Speaker 1: So it's a smart shelf like scale reorder thing for

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Speaker 1: and maybe it's like with an app maybe because I

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Speaker 1: still don't really totally know, but say you it some

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Speaker 1: work condre, and then you put in your app like okay,

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Speaker 1: nineteen ninety nine, and I'm like, what I was tripping.

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Speaker 1: You'll be like I know how to shop on Amazon,

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Speaker 1: like I know, you know how to add some items

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Speaker 1: you know how they send like promotions here and there. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I'm still going to check my order though, to see

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Speaker 1: wanting to talk about the one star review that was

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Speaker 1: so then um, they sent me an email and said, hey,

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Speaker 1: it would valid review like that. That's scary talk, getting

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Speaker 1: like mafia vibes from the whole thing, like they might

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Speaker 1: it's not just on me. It's they want to protect

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Speaker 1: I got the email, took a screenshot to post it

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Speaker 1: on my story. So the subject of the email says,

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Speaker 1: your review of Dash Smart Shelf could not be posted

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Speaker 1: to Amazon. Wow. And then down below says thank you

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Speaker 1: for submitting a customer review on Amazon after carefully reviewing

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Speaker 1: keep your mouth shut. Yeah, in the future, you should

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Speaker 1: hold of Amazon when they when they don't care about

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Speaker 1: the product. Actually, they do make it easy to return

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Speaker 1: sent it back and they sent a new one. But

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Speaker 1: that wasn't Amazon's fault. That was the shipping's fault. Because

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Speaker 1: we love Amazon, we appreciate it, so we're just doing

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Speaker 1: from the Amazon. If you want to follow the show,

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Speaker 1: Jewil Show, you can follow all of us individually. I'm

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Speaker 1: a Jubil Fresh, I'm at that Drea's I met Evan

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Speaker 1: Jebil phone Pray Mornings. That's one. Hello, Hi, it's Tracy available. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so sushi, Hi, Tracy, this is Alexis. I'm calling from

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Speaker 1: Senior Companions. Following up on your inquiry to volunteer with

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Speaker 1: I'm doing well. Thank you very much for wanting to volunteer. No,

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Speaker 1: of course, of course. Is this a good time for

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Speaker 1: you to maybe chat with a couple of them? Oh yes,

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Speaker 1: that works, okay, perfect, And then if you guys have

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right, So I'm going to transfer you

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Speaker 1: to Frank. He is eighty two years young. Oh great,

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Speaker 1: all right, yeah, I can't wait to talk to him. Okay,

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Speaker 1: sounds good. One moment yallo? Hello, yeah, yeah, yeah, Hi.

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Speaker 1: Can you hear me? It's Frank. Yeah, thanks. I hope.

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Speaker 1: This is Tracy. I'm actually going to be one of

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Speaker 1: say to me? My name is Tracy and I'm a volunteer.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully we'll be seeing each other. You will not fondle

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Speaker 1: my rear? Oh no, no, that's not what I'm saying

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Speaker 1: at all. Why does she sank she's doing to do?

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Speaker 1: I'm speaking to a woman who said she wants to

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Speaker 1: husband that wanting to fondle my rear? No, I'm so ma'am.

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Speaker 1: I'm a volunteer. Your name name is Tracy. Tracy. I'm

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Speaker 1: and Nagan just fingerling my husband. Oh I'm not a potato.

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Speaker 1: I'm not on her. Okay, I'm so sorry to bother you. Um,

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Speaker 1: Senior companions, this is Alexis. How can I help Alexis?

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Speaker 1: This is Tracy. Um. I don't know what happened with

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Speaker 1: I got you. No worries. I mean, we have a

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Speaker 1: to someone else. He's single, So if you want someone

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Speaker 1: who's single, he's definitely single, So let me just transfer

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Speaker 1: you over. His name is George. Okay, oh, oh, okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't care if the single moment, but okay, hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: my name is Tracy. Hello, my name is My name

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Speaker 1: is George. How are you doing today? Doing fantastic single

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Speaker 1: actually why I'm calling today. Are you older than twenty five? Yes, George, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm older than twenty five. I told the service no

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Speaker 1: They called me our friend? Didn't do something to my

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Speaker 1: high I ain't a transferred call from George's rumors. George

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Speaker 1: is on the phone, I think George. Hello, Hello George, Yes, hello, Yes,

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Speaker 1: this is Tracy. Tracy. It's that you're last a year.

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Speaker 1: Why do you have to hit me? Don't no stop.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to touch you. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: tank you. Get off my phone, you pervert. Don't you

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Speaker 1: ever call back? No, it's any to nightmare. Hey, Tracy,

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Speaker 1: how did you go Alexas? I don't know what's happening

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Speaker 1: right now. Honestly, they're just accusing me of a whole

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Speaker 1: for Frank or his wife or George not at all.

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Speaker 1: Well that's convenient convenient, Wow, Like why would it be convenient?

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Speaker 1: Because this is actually Alex Fresh from the Jewel Show,

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Speaker 1: and this is Jewel from the Jewel Show, and this

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Speaker 1: is English Evan from the Jewel Show. And we're doing

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Speaker 1: It's okay to not be okay. That's a very popular saying.

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Speaker 1: like crammed in with everybody. Yeah, well that's cool though,

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Speaker 1: I mean you said your vaccine and stuff, and you know,

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Speaker 1: a floppy hat. Takes some pictures, put it on the

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Speaker 1: GRAMA and yeah, enjoy Lalapalooza. Awesome. Thank you. You just

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Speaker 1: got this text in at four one oh six one.

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Speaker 1: It says, my Friday feel is confused because I didn't

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Speaker 1: hear you correctly. What was the website that you gave

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Speaker 1: out for your comedy tour. That's also a text I

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Speaker 1: just made up that didn't come in. I just wanted

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Speaker 1: going to get on stage, but she's hilarious and she

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Speaker 1: should do stand up and I don't want her too.

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Speaker 1: I am in the same lane as Alex and it's

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Speaker 1: going to be a note for me. Did you guys

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Speaker 1: will be at the shows? Yeah, we'll be there, but

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Speaker 1: would not performing. You can go to backflip tour dot com.

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Speaker 1: That's backflip tour dot com if you want to come

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Speaker 1: check out a comedy show. Keep texting in four one

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Speaker 1: oh six one what your Friday feels are? Calls up

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Speaker 1: eight to eight three four three one oh six one.

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Speaker 1: We would love to hear what your feels are and Jebil, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: do a backflip. I cannot do that day. Then I

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Speaker 1: would like to try though. Then I want to try

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Speaker 1: to do one more time where they can go see

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Speaker 1: your show backfliptour dot com. Thanks for texting that in

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Speaker 1: text or that I made up just so I could

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Speaker 1: say that. All right, you're welcome. It's the Jewel Show,

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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand, jubils Dirty Little Secret, Dan Druffley,

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Speaker 1: We've got Dan druff speak for yourself. It's time for

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Speaker 1: dirty little Secret. Text in four one or six one.

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Speaker 1: Do you have a dirty little secret to tell us?

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Speaker 1: You can tell us anything. We keep everybody anonymous, so

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Speaker 1: nobody knows who you are. That's why you can literally

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Speaker 1: say whatever you want. And that's why everybody who wants

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Speaker 1: to tell us a dirty little secret gets a fake

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Speaker 1: anonymous nickname. And on the phone right now is Dan

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Speaker 1: druff Oh you gross? Yeah, so Dan druff Hi, Hi,

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Speaker 1: you sound a lot peppier than I figured down drefot.

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Speaker 1: So you have a dirty little secret? I do, And

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Speaker 1: what is it? What's your dirty little secret? You got

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Speaker 1: a lot of dirty secrets. So this is my first

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Speaker 1: time confessing this to anyone. Um, so I'm actually quite

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Speaker 1: excited about it. Um. I work for a local newspaper

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Speaker 1: and I'm in charge of the astrology section. So I'm

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Speaker 1: the person that you go to for all your fun

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Speaker 1: what's going to happen in your day and week, and um,

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Speaker 1: I'm responsible for putting forth that information to you. And UM,

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Speaker 1: my dirty little secret is that it's all fake. I

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Speaker 1: make it up. Well only is it stake, but I

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Speaker 1: literally am responsible. I get my inspiration from Instagram influencers.

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Speaker 1: I have been guilty of reading a bumper sticker that

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Speaker 1: had something really cool on the saying goodness inspired me. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you just make up? So you just make up horoscopes. Absolutely.

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Speaker 1: Oh you know that people like live their lives by

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Speaker 1: those things you write? Probably sure do. Yeah. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: responsible for what they do in their day should they

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Speaker 1: choose to follow my But how many people are reading

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Speaker 1: your column? Well, I mean it's a small paper, but

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Speaker 1: I will tell you. Part of my dirty secret is

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Speaker 1: that we're the most read my section, we are the

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Speaker 1: most read in the paper gives me some sort of Yeah. So,

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Speaker 1: if let's say there's a friend of yours that you

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Speaker 1: don't like very much and they're a Virgo and you're

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Speaker 1: mad at them for some reason, you just come up

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Speaker 1: with some kind of virgo horoscope for the day, just

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Speaker 1: a mess with them. Yeah, I'm not trying not to

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Speaker 1: make it personal, but sure, it's like super personal. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's like you will borrow you brain. It's don't leave

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Speaker 1: the house today. Yeah, you will borrow your friend's sweater

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Speaker 1: and not returning. My friend will be very angry at you,

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Speaker 1: and you should call them and reach out and talk

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Speaker 1: to them about it. I mean aggressive, I'm talking to you, Deborah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I haven't gone that far with it, but yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure that some of it. Hence, maybe someone I

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Speaker 1: was dating once there was a capricorn, I certainly let

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Speaker 1: that slip into some of the decision making their Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so that's my dirty little secret. I actually think that's

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Speaker 1: pretty messed up. I mean, I'm really into astrology and

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Speaker 1: I depend on that information and it actually is specific

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Speaker 1: to when you're born and like all of that. So

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Speaker 1: every single person has specific things that are built inside

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Speaker 1: of them. It's their DNA, and then she's just making

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Speaker 1: up this false information. It's like actually weird to me,

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Speaker 1: and the fact that a lot of people check their

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Speaker 1: horoscope daily and then plan their whole day around it,

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Speaker 1: either whole week or whatever around it, and she's just

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Speaker 1: making it up when it comes from a reliable source though,

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Speaker 1: Like how do they get that information to put into

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Speaker 1: a horoscope? Because they from way back when, from history

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Speaker 1: and from science and all of that, they've learned about

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Speaker 1: all of that, right, so people will learn that too,

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Speaker 1: and they'll pass on information, so they'll rewrite things that

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Speaker 1: that that's what we found out from science. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: it's more of like a historical document that you have

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Speaker 1: to like address. I mean, really, it's where the stars

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Speaker 1: and your son, like where the sun is when you're born,

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Speaker 1: that's obviously. I mean have you ever read your horoscope?

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Speaker 1: I have? Yeah? And is it ever like right on

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Speaker 1: for your personality? Yeah? Freakishly actually yeah, see that's what

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Speaker 1: I used to think. This is all BS I did too.

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Speaker 1: But then you start looking into you're like, wow, that

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Speaker 1: pretty much describes me to a t. How is how

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Speaker 1: does that work right, And the deeper you go, the

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Speaker 1: crazier it gets. So the fact that she's just making

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Speaker 1: it up, yeah, is not cool. I think that's it

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Speaker 1: is pretty messed up. Also, it ruins people's Instagram posts

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Speaker 1: when they're posting quotes about their horoscope for the day,

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Speaker 1: it could be wrong text in four one h six one.

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Speaker 1: Do you think that's actually really messed up that woman

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Speaker 1: makes up people's horoscope? What's your dirty little secret? The

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Speaker 1: Jebel Show on to me. Welcome to the i n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network, where idiots aren't just in the news,

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Speaker 1: they report the news. For Friday, July thirtieth, twenty twenty one,

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Speaker 1: I'm Jewel Fresh and police in Indiana are celebrating because

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Speaker 1: of Pooper just got Scooper. We're on that story in

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Speaker 1: just a second, but first let's meet the idiots. I'm

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Speaker 1: Alex Fresh and I promise my story is gonna be

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Speaker 1: really funny. But I don't know who needs to hear this.

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Speaker 1: But if you run a zoo, all right, and I'm

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Speaker 1: English Evan, And if you have a bucket list, time

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Speaker 1: to get to check in those things off because the

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Speaker 1: world is about to end. For like the nine hundred time. Ever, sweet,

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Speaker 1: let's get to those stories in just a second. But

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Speaker 1: for your first story of the day in the Ion

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Speaker 1: and the idiot news networks, and they report the news

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Speaker 1: police in Indiana caught a serial pooper that they've been

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Speaker 1: looking for for years the other day. What, yes, I'm

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Speaker 1: reporting on it because this is big news for this

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Speaker 1: town in Indiana where somebody has been just poping walks

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Speaker 1: or what in yards, yards, people's yards, in neighborhoods. A

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Speaker 1: human human a human like noahs, a human or not.

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Speaker 1: They've caught him on camera. I've seen it's a jogger,

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Speaker 1: a woman, you got, a jogger has been stopping in

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Speaker 1: her jogs every day to go to the bathroom in

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Speaker 1: people's yards, and they finally caught her. And this is

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Speaker 1: after another person was falsely accused on social media of it.

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Speaker 1: The hilarious thing from the story, though, is how the

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Speaker 1: police commented on it because they're excited to find this person.

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Speaker 1: They've been dealing with a serial pooper in this neighborhood

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Speaker 1: for years now and they finally caught the little secret. Yes,

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Speaker 1: the authorities, though, when commented because one person was accused

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Speaker 1: falsely on social media the person that they actually got

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Speaker 1: was their number two suspects. Wow, And I'm like, did

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Speaker 1: you guys write that line? Come on, number two suspects.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes these stories just right themselves. This is the i

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Speaker 1: n N, the Idiot News Network for idiots aren't just

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Speaker 1: in the news. For our next story of the day,

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Speaker 1: let's send it on over to Alex Fresh, who's on

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Speaker 1: location at a zoo at a zoo at Disney's Animal

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Speaker 1: Kingdom in Florida, where a gorilla was recorded by this

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Speaker 1: woman taking a video of him. He was pooping and

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Speaker 1: then yeah, right, it's weird, and then like was being

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Speaker 1: like super mischievous. He was walking sideways kind of slow, yeah,

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Speaker 1: creeping up, crooping up, and then all of a sudden,

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Speaker 1: he just hurls the poop at her. It's freaking hilarious.

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Speaker 1: Is there a window, like a like a full glassing

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Speaker 1: or no, it didn't hit her because he was pretty

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Speaker 1: far away, so she saw it coming because she saw

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Speaker 1: him poop and like having in his hand and then

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Speaker 1: start being like mischievously walking sideways like a crab, like

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Speaker 1: over closer to her, and then he literally just like

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Speaker 1: quickly hurls it and it misses her. But she like

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Speaker 1: looks down to the ground, like shows the poop and

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Speaker 1: then goes back to the gorilla, and he's just like

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Speaker 1: peeking around the corner of this rock looking at her.

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Speaker 1: And it's the creepiest thing too, because the gorilla doesn't

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Speaker 1: look like he's playing and having fun, looks like he's pissed.

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Speaker 1: Were big and scary, and they love throwing their poop

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Speaker 1: around what they do. Yeah, but I'm like, it's probably

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Speaker 1: because he doesn't want to be in that cage. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I feel like Zeus should be disbanded, like it's an

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Speaker 1: old thing that people used to do. Just let the

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Speaker 1: animals run around the wall. You can see any anim

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Speaker 1: all you want on the YouTube or anything, Google image

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Speaker 1: if you need to, or travel and go see them

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Speaker 1: in their actual habitat where they can throw poop at

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Speaker 1: you from miles away. Yeah. Yeah, the cage I don't support. Ny.

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Speaker 1: The only time I don't mind it is if they

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Speaker 1: have to be like rehabilitated, if the animal, like I

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Speaker 1: was literally gonna say that, yeah, yea, but then let

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Speaker 1: him out exactly, Yeah, unless they can't, unless they can't

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Speaker 1: be put back in. Yeah. I just love the fact

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Speaker 1: that gorillas love throwing pool. By the way, if you're

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Speaker 1: ever actually about to be in a real fighting in

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Speaker 1: real life, if you do that, nobody will want to

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Speaker 1: fight you. Just at a bar, let's go outside, all right, fine,

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna put my pants and throw it at

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Speaker 1: you real quick. Like that guy's crazy. No way I'm

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Speaker 1: fighting it. All I could think about was like what

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Speaker 1: the GIRLA thought about after he hurled the poop in

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Speaker 1: his hand, like I like, you don't care? It would

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Speaker 1: be funny tho if you had the thought process like man,

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Speaker 1: I shouldn't have got carried away and through my poop again.

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Speaker 1: My hand's all dirty and oh my god, I've got

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Speaker 1: away for these guys to come clean me up. Now

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Speaker 1: this is discussed. That's all I have sending it back

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Speaker 1: to you. Thank you very much. This is the i

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Speaker 1: in the news report the news. It's a special report

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Speaker 1: from the i N about flinging pood today. So let's

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Speaker 1: flinging on over to englishman is on location in Poohville.

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of sad I don't have a Pooh story,

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Speaker 1: but an asteroid three times the size of the taj

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Speaker 1: Mahal is heading towards Earth, so rejoice everyone for the

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Speaker 1: million times exactly. Yeah. The asteroid is said to be

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Speaker 1: a knee collision though, so it's gonna like come within

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Speaker 1: two point eight million miles of Earth, which is it's

633
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:23,680
Speaker 1: kind of close if you're in space, but if you're

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Speaker 1: a human, it's not very close. It's like an Earth

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Speaker 1: adjacent and it's going to be like whizzing by and like,

636
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,160
Speaker 1: you know, making my hair fly back. I don't care

637
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 1: if I can't feel it, I can't see it. There's

638
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,520
Speaker 1: been so many of these stories lately about asteroids and

639
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 1: stuff flying by Earth, and the headline is like, oh wow,

640
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 1: it's about to be a direct impact. Yeah, we're gonna go.

641
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:44,760
Speaker 1: We're gonna be the dinosaurs. We're about to be extinct.

642
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:47,840
Speaker 1: And then it's like, actually it's it's four galaxies away.

643
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:49,400
Speaker 1: But we saw an ast right, and we thought we'd

644
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,440
Speaker 1: scary to see. You read the story right, either way,

645
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 1: we're all about to die. Who at some point, yeah, yeah,

646
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 1: for sure, I thing it happens, but because of an

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Speaker 1: asteroidable probably not awso poop in the face that would be.

648
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Speaker 1: Let's you're about to lose your job. Later. Yeah, but

649
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 1: the asteroid kind of interesting. Uh's you about to lose

650
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:08,680
Speaker 1: job lading? That means Ann, it's done for the day.

651
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Speaker 1: I don't worry. They'll do it again, same time Monday.

652
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Speaker 1: Yoo job so quick, about to lose yoke job, about

653
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Speaker 1: to lose yo job? Night fun nothing And that was

654
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Speaker 1: the inn the Idiot News Network, where idiots aren't just

655
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Speaker 1: in the news. Tune in tomorrow same time for another

656
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Speaker 1: hard hitting report from the I n N Hey Days

657
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Speaker 1: News News. The Jebil Show on demand. It's another Jebil

658
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Speaker 1: phone pray Day mornings on that's one ease. Hello, Hi,

659
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:47,720
Speaker 1: this is Pete Eakins. I was calling from Banks Small

660
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 1: Business Division. I was looking for Tom Perkins. This is Tom.

661
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,600
Speaker 1: Hey Tom, how are you doing? Oh? Very well? Um?

662
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:57,600
Speaker 1: I was expecting your call. Yeah, I I you know,

663
00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 1: I don't know if you got all of our doctor

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Speaker 1: commentation back on your small business loan yet, but I,

665
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 1: uh yeah, I've been tasked with calling you to talk

666
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:08,280
Speaker 1: to you about it. So you know we've reviewed everything

667
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 1: and you do want this small business loan to get

668
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:15,960
Speaker 1: started with your startup? Yah? Yeah, yeah startup. I haven't

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00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 1: really reviewed much of your documents. This is new on

670
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Speaker 1: my desk, So can you just save me the trouble

671
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:24,480
Speaker 1: of flipping through a bunch of pages and tell me

672
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 1: exactly what the business was again. I know it's a startup,

673
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 1: so an app or something, but we are developing an

674
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:35,760
Speaker 1: app that locates the cheapest bars within a vicinity. It's

675
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 1: kind of like, oh, I've got another one, got another one.

676
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 1: I'm sorry? Can you can you say that again? I

677
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 1: want to put you on speakers so the other guys

678
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 1: can hear it. Jim, listen to this. What's okay? What's

679
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 1: what's the business? Get a lot of this? We've developed

680
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 1: an app that can locate the cheapest bar, right, I know?

681
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 1: Oh if we had a nickel for every one of these?

682
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:11,120
Speaker 1: Huh yeah, okay. My name's Pete. Hey Tom, Yeah yeah,

683
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 1: your business idea sucks me. It sucks. I can talk

684
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:22,759
Speaker 1: to you're talking to him. I'm really like kind of

685
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:27,239
Speaker 1: the finals professional. Oh hey, okay, so well, I don't

686
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 1: want to have to school you just in business. But

687
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 1: it's a tough world out there if you want to

688
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:32,439
Speaker 1: start your own business. And that's why I'm shooting you straight.

689
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:33,839
Speaker 1: If I'm gonna give you a small business, know it's

690
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:36,960
Speaker 1: not gonna be for some app that finds cheap bars sucks.

691
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Speaker 1: I don't understand why you're being so rude to me. Hey, Tom,

692
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:43,799
Speaker 1: Look Tom, I'm gonna go ahead and say I apologize

693
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Speaker 1: for being so blunt. Right. You were blunt, sat out, rude.

694
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 1: I was. I was rude to you. I laughed at

695
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:52,839
Speaker 1: your idea and I wanted to see how you can

696
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:55,840
Speaker 1: handle it. That was a test. You're testing me to

697
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:58,880
Speaker 1: see if my patients will hold I'm testing you to

698
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:01,760
Speaker 1: see if you really believe in your idea for a business,

699
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:03,719
Speaker 1: if we're going to give you a small business loan

700
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:07,759
Speaker 1: and three hundred percent belief. Me and I development team

701
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 1: have been working on this for a year and it

702
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:15,319
Speaker 1: is going to work. Okay, okay, okay, No, it's not

703
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:19,319
Speaker 1: a part of it. It's not gonna work though, is it. So?

704
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:21,440
Speaker 1: I got some other ideas for you though, that I

705
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:22,880
Speaker 1: might be able to give you a loan for. But

706
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:25,359
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not gonna approve this loan for some

707
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 1: kind of app that finds bars. No, this is the

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00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 1: business that we've been working on. Teddy Bears is going

709
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 1: to start Teddy Bears. Teddy Bears Teddy Bears, what are

710
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:39,280
Speaker 1: you not getting brilliant app? I have a brilliant app

711
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:44,440
Speaker 1: that finds bars any bear. That's me making fart noises

712
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:47,720
Speaker 1: of my mouth about your idea. The whole app finding

713
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:49,760
Speaker 1: a bar thing been done before you know it hasn't

714
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:52,760
Speaker 1: been done. An app that tells you the best Teddy

715
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,320
Speaker 1: Bear stocks to invest in at the right times. Teddy

716
00:35:55,320 --> 00:36:01,680
Speaker 1: Bear investing the next big thing. So there you go, stupid,

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00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,839
Speaker 1: Are you serious, Teddy Bears? I got another idea for

718
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:07,319
Speaker 1: you if you want to hear it. Oh oh, I

719
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:12,399
Speaker 1: can't wait. I can't wait. Prank phone calls investing? What yeah,

720
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 1: investing in prank phone calls just like this one. What

721
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,800
Speaker 1: do you think, Teddy Bear investing prank phone call investing.

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00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:22,319
Speaker 1: Did you just say this this is a prank phone call? Yes?

723
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:24,400
Speaker 1: I did, because we'll sell tom. This is actually Jewel

724
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 1: from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you

725
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:31,000
Speaker 1: and your wife. Your wife Andrea sat you up. Oh

726
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:35,840
Speaker 1: my god, she said she's even trying to start a

727
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 1: small business. This app that actually doesn't sound bad. I mean,

728
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 1: it's not as good as Teddy Bear Investing, but she

729
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:42,880
Speaker 1: wanted to invest with you because you've been waiting for

730
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 1: your loan approval. I guess that doesn't work out for me.

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00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 1: I can do Teddy Bear investing. Get on it. It's

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00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:54,800
Speaker 1: hot right now. Wake up every morning with Jewil phone pranks,

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on Demand, a new Hits one six

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Speaker 1: point one first Day follow up. Chazz is on the

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00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:05,160
Speaker 1: phone today for a first date follow up, and he's

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00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 1: not getting a call back from an angel. An angel.

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00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:09,080
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's like a real angel or

738
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:12,399
Speaker 1: just somebody named angel. We'll find out. Chazz was up.

739
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 1: You went out on a date with an angel? Yeah, man,

740
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:19,280
Speaker 1: it's it's it's it's so weird. So like, we met

741
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:22,879
Speaker 1: up at a baseball game, so I didn't know her before.

742
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:24,440
Speaker 1: Then she came with a group of friends, and I

743
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 1: came with Somebuddi's and you know, we had a good time.

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00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 1: You know, I dude, at a baseball we're drinking, we're

745
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 1: just having a good time. So I was like, man,

746
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:33,360
Speaker 1: you know what, what a cool young lady. Let me

747
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 1: get her number. So she was receptive. You caught her

748
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,719
Speaker 1: looking at you, and then you bit your lower lip

749
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:40,840
Speaker 1: and looked at her and went and was like yeah,

750
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 1: this was like I caught eye contact like the second inning.

751
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 1: So I waited, though, man, until the end of the game,

752
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:51,960
Speaker 1: you know, okay, I mean we've talked everyone straight around. Yeah,

753
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:53,880
Speaker 1: before I asked for the number, you know, I just

754
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:57,160
Speaker 1: wanted to see how the evening went. Did you talk

755
00:37:57,200 --> 00:38:01,720
Speaker 1: to her during the game? Much did? Well. It wasn't

756
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 1: a lot, you know, it was it was just, you know, little,

757
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,839
Speaker 1: a little small chatter about the game and how from

758
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 1: she comes, and you know, hey, you live here locally,

759
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:12,799
Speaker 1: so it was just small chatter. But it was very

760
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:16,320
Speaker 1: receptive and she even engaged in dialogue with initiating conversation

761
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:19,839
Speaker 1: with me. All right, So you asked her out, Yeah,

762
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 1: I did. Well, I didn't ask her out. I just

763
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,840
Speaker 1: asked her for a number to stay in contact with

764
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:26,359
Speaker 1: her at the time. And then like maybe a week later,

765
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:30,839
Speaker 1: I had a flag football game, so I invited her

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00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:32,759
Speaker 1: to it and she was like, yeah, sure, So she

767
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:35,080
Speaker 1: came out. So you wanted to impress her with your

768
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:41,279
Speaker 1: flag football skills? Yeah, I hope. So you know who

769
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:45,239
Speaker 1: did you guys go out after her? I mean that's

770
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:48,839
Speaker 1: that's where the issue comes in, because I mean we

771
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 1: were supposed to. I like I initially set it up.

772
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, so come to the game afterwards,

773
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,759
Speaker 1: maybe we can go out get something to eat and drink.

774
00:38:56,760 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 1: And she was like, oh yeah, that sounds good. So well, yeah,

775
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:03,000
Speaker 1: I'm glad that you guys agreed to go out after

776
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 1: because just inviting her to come and watch you play

777
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:08,600
Speaker 1: a sport, yeah, I feel like that wouldn't necessarily be

778
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:10,680
Speaker 1: a great date for somebody. It doesn't allow you to

779
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 1: connect with the person, does it. Yeah? No, No, you're right,

780
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:16,200
Speaker 1: you guys are absolute right. That's why I mean, that's

781
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:18,200
Speaker 1: why I wanted to go out so I can have

782
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:21,399
Speaker 1: her undivided attention. But I mean after the game, she's

783
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 1: like something came up, I gotta run, I gotta go,

784
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, okay, okay, how long was the

785
00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:28,080
Speaker 1: game was She's just sitting there a long time? Did

786
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:30,279
Speaker 1: you interact with her? Well, it's only it was like

787
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 1: literally about forty five minutes top. No. I gave her

788
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,239
Speaker 1: plenty of attention. Man. The guys were getting upset with

789
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:38,200
Speaker 1: me because I kept looking over at the bench giving

790
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:40,840
Speaker 1: her the Google guys and then doing a little stupid stuff,

791
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:44,120
Speaker 1: you know, with her, And so I was totally distracted

792
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:46,880
Speaker 1: that she was there, so she got plenty of attention, right,

793
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 1: So you're saying that she had to leave right afterwards

794
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:52,360
Speaker 1: and you haven't seen her talk to her since. No,

795
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 1: I've text I've called and nothing. Okay. How long has

796
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:59,319
Speaker 1: it been. It's been like eight days now, okay. And

797
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 1: how many times you reach out to her? I was

798
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,960
Speaker 1: about four times a day, then I went down for

799
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:07,919
Speaker 1: three and three days. It's been once a day. It's

800
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 1: like being totally honest, that's a lot. It is honest.

801
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:13,479
Speaker 1: It is a lot. M But you never know. Maybe

802
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:16,279
Speaker 1: it doesn't bother. I think that's maybe it's because you

803
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:18,399
Speaker 1: play flag and don't playing tacol. Maybe that's it. Maybe

804
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:21,600
Speaker 1: she wanted to see you hitting people because real man

805
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 1: hit people. I'm a real man. I just you know,

806
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:28,759
Speaker 1: I'm playing I'm playing touch like football. Yeah, I mean,

807
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:30,239
Speaker 1: I wonder why. So, if you guys were supposed to

808
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:32,160
Speaker 1: go out after the game, I wonder what could have

809
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 1: happened in that forty five minutes to make her not

810
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 1: go out with you after We've had people not go

811
00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:39,279
Speaker 1: out because someone was like smelly from working out with them.

812
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 1: I think you were sweaty and stinky. No, I mean

813
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:46,040
Speaker 1: the only thing. Seriously, I've been just been driving me bonkers.

814
00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 1: We did have one pink uniforms, So you're thinking that

815
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,120
Speaker 1: she's not calling you back because you had pink on.

816
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's a I can't think of anything else. Yeah,

817
00:40:57,719 --> 00:41:01,440
Speaker 1: that seems like it would be weird. Maybe like maybe

818
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:04,799
Speaker 1: her ex plays on your team. Oh yeah, you think

819
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:09,040
Speaker 1: about that. Yeah, I don't really know everyone personally on

820
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:11,520
Speaker 1: the team. I know him from the team. Did she

821
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:14,279
Speaker 1: seem awkward during the game, like if her ex did

822
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 1: play for the team? Not at all, dude. She was excited,

823
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:21,239
Speaker 1: like like like we had went out before as if.

824
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:23,640
Speaker 1: I mean, she was like stoked to see me. She

825
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 1: was excited. So I'm you know, I don't know if

826
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:29,839
Speaker 1: something happened personally with her. I just don't know, because

827
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:33,839
Speaker 1: it was weird. Her whole demeanor had like totally change. Yeah,

828
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:36,759
Speaker 1: because she recognized her X. Yeah, oh my god, he

829
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:41,839
Speaker 1: looks so good. I'm calling you guys for help. Man.

830
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,600
Speaker 1: We'll try to figure it out for you. We'll play

831
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,400
Speaker 1: a song and then come back and call her and

832
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 1: see if we can find out the reason she's not

833
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:51,440
Speaker 1: calling you back. Okay, all right, all right, man, we'll

834
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:53,479
Speaker 1: do it next. It's a Jewel show in the middle

835
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:55,080
Speaker 1: of a first date follow up and if you're just

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00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:58,600
Speaker 1: joining us, Chaz is on the phone and Chaz isn't

837
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 1: getting a call back from a woman named Angel. They

838
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:04,399
Speaker 1: met through mutual friends. He invited her to come out

839
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:06,759
Speaker 1: to his flag football game so he could put on

840
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 1: a clinic for her and show her how the game

841
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:11,440
Speaker 1: is played. Anyway, Um, they were supposed to call out

842
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:14,040
Speaker 1: after the game, but she bounced right after they were

843
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:16,480
Speaker 1: done and has not called him since. It's been eight days.

844
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:19,000
Speaker 1: He's texted her a bunch and has heard nothing, and

845
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 1: he's not sure what happened and why she's not coming back.

846
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:22,640
Speaker 1: So we're about to call her right now so we

847
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:25,760
Speaker 1: can figured it out. Alright, chais you ready? Yeah? Okay,

848
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:42,799
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dial her phone number and away we could Hello, Hi,

849
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:47,359
Speaker 1: masspeak to Angel. Please she Angel? How are you? This

850
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,480
Speaker 1: is the Jewel Show. My name is Jewel, my name

851
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:54,800
Speaker 1: is Alex, my name is English Evan. Hello, it's a

852
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 1: radio show. Have you ever heard of it? Yeah? I have.

853
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 1: I don't listen, but I heard of Jewel though, Sorry

854
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 1: about one. Yeah, it's a radio show and somebody who

855
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,840
Speaker 1: listens to our show actually emailed us about you, and

856
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 1: that's why we're calling. Oh, Jay, do you have any

857
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 1: idea who that would be? Well, I kind of well, well,

858
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:24,439
Speaker 1: I guess it was kind of a date. Yeah, name

859
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:28,440
Speaker 1: was Chaz. It's Chazz Chatz emailed us and is wondering

860
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:34,120
Speaker 1: why you're not calling him back. Well, did he tell

861
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:36,600
Speaker 1: you about the date where we went and what he

862
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:39,840
Speaker 1: did and how you know he was playing? He invited

863
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:43,839
Speaker 1: me to play trip to watch him play flag football. Yeah,

864
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 1: he told us that. He said that he met you

865
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,719
Speaker 1: like in a friend like a group of friends, and

866
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:52,479
Speaker 1: then hit you up, invited you to his flag football game,

867
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:56,120
Speaker 1: and you were supposed to go out after, but ended

868
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,520
Speaker 1: up not going out and you left right after the game.

869
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:01,160
Speaker 1: That's pretty much all he told us and all he knows,

870
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 1: and he's confused, so he's wondering if if we can

871
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:06,960
Speaker 1: get the information out of you. That's what happened. Um,

872
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:14,920
Speaker 1: I watched, I saw and I was not interested. Why. Um.

873
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:18,120
Speaker 1: I don't want to be mean, but I mean, why

874
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:21,480
Speaker 1: invite somebody to watch you play a sport when you

875
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:28,400
Speaker 1: have like no athletic ability whatsoever? That Oh, but I

876
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:33,680
Speaker 1: mean I don't know. Maybe he's clueless. He's a terrible player.

877
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:37,600
Speaker 1: He's terrible. He has like absolutely no athletic ability, can

878
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 1: barely like. So you're not going to call him back

879
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 1: because he's not athletic. No, I really like sports. I

880
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:46,239
Speaker 1: mean he met me at a baseball game. I mean

881
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:48,479
Speaker 1: he was just sounds like he likes sports too. Sounds

882
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:51,360
Speaker 1: good because he plays a sport. Yeah, well he doesn't

883
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:53,759
Speaker 1: really play a sport. He likes sports. Did you like

884
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:58,080
Speaker 1: him before you saw him play flag football? Before I

885
00:44:58,080 --> 00:45:00,440
Speaker 1: saw him not play back? Yeah? What if you want

886
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:03,880
Speaker 1: to call it? Um? He was? He was. He was

887
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:07,319
Speaker 1: nice enough at that point, but it didn't but you know,

888
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 1: after that it started to go back, you know. I

889
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 1: mean he lost some of his charms when I saw

890
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:16,040
Speaker 1: him playing. So, wow, are you trying to breathe like

891
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:18,279
Speaker 1: super kids? Is that what's going on here? And you

892
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 1: don't want you know, Chaz isn't fit in the bill? No,

893
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 1: I just don't want to, um go to the comedy game?

894
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 1: Are you an athlete? D? It was really bad. It

895
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:31,400
Speaker 1: was really bad. It was really bad. It was like,

896
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:34,600
Speaker 1: why would you ever do that? Why? Why make why

897
00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:39,120
Speaker 1: have an audience? Wow, I've never had anyone being like

898
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:41,640
Speaker 1: this about sports before. Over No, you never know. He

899
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:45,560
Speaker 1: could be a great dude. But just because he doesn't

900
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 1: play flag football, well, it doesn't mean that he's like,

901
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 1: couldn't be a really good It's not even that he

902
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:53,440
Speaker 1: doesn't play well. He just has like absolutely I'm surprised

903
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:55,400
Speaker 1: he didn't a trip when he's walking. He has like

904
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:59,279
Speaker 1: no absolutely you know, athletic ability whatsoever. So how did

905
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 1: he get on the team that? Oh, I think he

906
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:04,680
Speaker 1: probably started it, you know, maybe that help. Maybe he

907
00:46:04,719 --> 00:46:06,480
Speaker 1: started the team. You don't even want to give me

908
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:10,759
Speaker 1: a shot because of how you play slight football. I

909
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:12,879
Speaker 1: can't get around that. You should have seen him. It

910
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:17,080
Speaker 1: was really I wasn't laughable. I mean it was I

911
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 1: was glad the game is over. Well I wonder if

912
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:20,880
Speaker 1: he knows that because he's actually on the phone and

913
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 1: wants to talk to you. What Oh man, hey, hey, really,

914
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 1: I mean, you have no idea. I'm not saying I'm

915
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 1: the best athlete in the world, but really, I have

916
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:40,800
Speaker 1: no idea. While I was running, I mean, first of all,

917
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:43,160
Speaker 1: I was excited you were there. I was distracted. But

918
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:46,400
Speaker 1: I won't even get into my hamstring and growing issues

919
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:49,359
Speaker 1: that I have whatever, don't get any of that. I mean,

920
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,960
Speaker 1: why did you invite me if you had all those issues?

921
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 1: Because I wanted here in time with you and get

922
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 1: to know you as a person, not as an athlete.

923
00:46:57,760 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 1: I didn't know you were trying to get somebody for

924
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:02,600
Speaker 1: the Olympics or for the NFL. Had I known that,

925
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 1: I mean, you could have just invited me to something else,

926
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:11,080
Speaker 1: not to like, you know, witness your your your injuries

927
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:15,279
Speaker 1: and your inability to be athletic. God didn't go over though.

928
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:17,839
Speaker 1: I wasn't making any excuses. That's why I didn't mention it.

929
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:22,520
Speaker 1: I'm lost though that you did me just now, you said, man,

930
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:24,880
Speaker 1: I just mentioned it, but I didn't make any excuses

931
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 1: ahead of time. I'm lost that you would allow that

932
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:32,360
Speaker 1: you're complaining of sport not to get to learn to

933
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:34,560
Speaker 1: know me as a person, as a human being. That's

934
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:37,920
Speaker 1: a certain you. Are you aware of how how you

935
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:40,600
Speaker 1: know I'm athletic? You are? Just just let me know

936
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 1: that for sure? Are you aware? You know? Of course

937
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:48,120
Speaker 1: I was not trying to pull anything further. Yes, I

938
00:47:48,239 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 1: was all injury based. It was all because you have

939
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:52,799
Speaker 1: injuries or are you just going to be sincere and say,

940
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:55,120
Speaker 1: I'm just not athletic. What does it have to do

941
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:58,399
Speaker 1: with anything? I'm I mean, yeah, it has to do Well,

942
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:00,840
Speaker 1: that's that's what I want to know. I'm interested. So

943
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:04,399
Speaker 1: but listen though, it's not now you know me. Now

944
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:07,280
Speaker 1: you know me, So this probably wasn't gonna work anyway,

945
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:11,840
Speaker 1: This was the best thing to happen, I assure you. Yeah,

946
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:15,880
Speaker 1: I'm you know, disappointed. You couldn't be human enough to

947
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:19,240
Speaker 1: have told you. Now you're gonna into the phone or text? Okay,

948
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:24,320
Speaker 1: thanks for calling. What's your name? Jubil? Thanks? Yeah, before

949
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:25,960
Speaker 1: you go, Hey, before you go, before you go, Cana

950
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,919
Speaker 1: ask you would you like to want another date? Which

951
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,080
Speaker 1: Chazz will pay for it? Oh? It just insulted me.

952
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:33,279
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, human. I didn't say he wasn't a nice guy.

953
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:35,600
Speaker 1: I just said that that is what I witnessed. How

954
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:37,359
Speaker 1: do you even know if from a nice guy? If

955
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:40,320
Speaker 1: that's the whole point I wanted to get to know you.

956
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:45,879
Speaker 1: You can't be a nice guy if I'm not an athlete. Chazz. Oh, yeah, yeah,

957
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:50,040
Speaker 1: I forgot. I'm sorry. You're right, all right? Am I done? Guys?

958
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:53,080
Speaker 1: Because I got other things to do, for sure? Yeah,

959
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:55,600
Speaker 1: I mean, am I lost? It's flag football and Olympics.

960
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:58,200
Speaker 1: You get paid for that. No. I think it's just

961
00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:01,480
Speaker 1: a fun game people play to kill some time on

962
00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 1: a weekend afternoon. I think I would have prefer her

963
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:08,240
Speaker 1: say it was because of the pink uniful. I don't know, man, Wow,

964
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:13,040
Speaker 1: really well, now I'm tainted. I can't even invite anybody

965
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:18,480
Speaker 1: else to a football game. You'll never play again. Wow, guys, Man,

966
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:21,719
Speaker 1: I thank you, guys going at man, thank you very much. Yeah.

967
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:25,680
Speaker 1: Lucky Escape Jubils First Day follow up The Jebels Show

968
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:31,560
Speaker 1: on demand Jubils Dirty Little Secret. Sign for your dirty

969
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:33,880
Speaker 1: little secret, text in at four one six one and

970
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:36,640
Speaker 1: then type on your phone, hey, I have a dirty

971
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:38,879
Speaker 1: little secret. Then text it to us. Yeah. And then

972
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 1: if we get that text and we decide to check

973
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:42,360
Speaker 1: out your dirty little secret and it's good enough to

974
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:43,759
Speaker 1: make it on the show, then you make it on

975
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:45,560
Speaker 1: the show. People, We're here to do little Secret, and

976
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:47,920
Speaker 1: you can say whatever you want. Because everybody remains anonymous.

977
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:49,560
Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is. That's why

978
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:52,160
Speaker 1: everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname. And on the phone

979
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 1: right now, I don't have like a random name in

980
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:56,440
Speaker 1: my head. So we'll just go around the room. I'll

981
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:58,160
Speaker 1: say a word, then Alex Frash will say a word,

982
00:49:58,160 --> 00:49:59,959
Speaker 1: and then English even will say a word, and that'll

983
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:02,400
Speaker 1: the name of the caller on the phone. So the

984
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:06,960
Speaker 1: person on the phone right now is quad shot potato,

985
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:10,000
Speaker 1: Quad shot potato, quat shot of potatoes. That sounds delicious,

986
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:13,279
Speaker 1: all right, quad shot potato. What's up? How are you? Hey?

987
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 1: I'm good? How are you good? A new drink to

988
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:18,520
Speaker 1: order at Starbucks Quad shot Potato. I want to order

989
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:19,880
Speaker 1: that later and just watch them look at me like

990
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:21,399
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is? Yeah, am I gonna

991
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:24,760
Speaker 1: be fired because I don't know something on the secret menu? Anyway?

992
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:27,040
Speaker 1: What's up? You have a dirty little secret? Yeah. So

993
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:30,640
Speaker 1: my sister bought a new house and she bought it

994
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 1: in my neighborhood. She's like a block over from my house,

995
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:36,240
Speaker 1: and I've got a key to the house. We're super close,

996
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:39,120
Speaker 1: Like we're really close sisters. We're like Irish twins. That's

997
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:42,040
Speaker 1: what those are, Irish twins. Like, yeah, we're like we

998
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:45,239
Speaker 1: are blood sisters, but we're like eighteen months apart. Right.

999
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:47,200
Speaker 1: Our parents got busy at a certain time of year

1000
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:49,120
Speaker 1: and it was like within the two year period, right,

1001
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:51,520
Speaker 1: so they call it Irish twins. Okay, way, we're super

1002
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:54,400
Speaker 1: super tight. She's bought this house around the block for me,

1003
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 1: and so I've got a key to her house like

1004
00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:59,440
Speaker 1: emergencies in case something ever happens, Right, somebody's got to

1005
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 1: have a key. So I've decided I like to play pranks,

1006
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:08,319
Speaker 1: and so I've decided that, you know, ultimate prankster is mister.

1007
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:14,839
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say Steve oh Well

1008
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:18,719
Speaker 1: from Jack Alone else. Yeah. Anyway, so you like to

1009
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:22,000
Speaker 1: play pranks on your sister, I do. But it's getting

1010
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:23,959
Speaker 1: out of control. And this is where my dirty little

1011
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:27,000
Speaker 1: secret comes in. Right, So, my sister thinks that her

1012
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:30,480
Speaker 1: new house that she just moved into is haunted, to

1013
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:33,879
Speaker 1: the point where she's like having it staged. Like she's

1014
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:36,560
Speaker 1: not thinking it's haunted. It's like what you do to

1015
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:38,239
Speaker 1: like take away negative energy. It's what they have, like

1016
00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:40,759
Speaker 1: the smoke and stuff, isn't it. Yeah that's cool. Yeah. Yeah,

1017
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:42,720
Speaker 1: Like they burn sage and they do all the corners

1018
00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:44,840
Speaker 1: of the house and get up at evil spirits and whatnot.

1019
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:47,319
Speaker 1: And she is really freaked out. She thinks that her

1020
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:49,920
Speaker 1: house is haunted. Okay, and I'm guessing and you know

1021
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 1: that it's not well, I don't know if it's haunted

1022
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:55,680
Speaker 1: or not. But let's just say I've been adding some

1023
00:51:55,760 --> 00:52:00,200
Speaker 1: fuels to the fire. What have you been doing? So

1024
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:02,640
Speaker 1: I go into her house when she's not home and

1025
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:04,240
Speaker 1: I know she's not going to be back for a while,

1026
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:06,360
Speaker 1: and I'll just kind of move some stuff around that

1027
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:09,399
Speaker 1: I know, like she won't recognize right away, but later

1028
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:11,520
Speaker 1: in the day maybe she'll be like, huh, that's not

1029
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 1: where I love. That is something that a ghost would do. Yeah,

1030
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:18,000
Speaker 1: they would. I don't know. If you had a flower pot, right,

1031
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:20,759
Speaker 1: you just move a flower pot to a different table. Yeah,

1032
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:22,560
Speaker 1: So I moved like little things around like you were saying,

1033
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:25,200
Speaker 1: like a flower pot, right. But in particular, there's like

1034
00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:28,239
Speaker 1: this one thing that she always talks about that is

1035
00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:34,400
Speaker 1: happening by the quote unquote ghost. Okay, yeah, it's totally me.

1036
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,080
Speaker 1: So she has one of those pillows, you know, those

1037
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:39,239
Speaker 1: sequin pillows where you can like wipe it down and

1038
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:40,680
Speaker 1: it's one thing and you wipe it up and it's

1039
00:52:40,719 --> 00:52:45,400
Speaker 1: a day. So she has one on her couch and

1040
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:48,440
Speaker 1: she is like obsessive compulsive about pushing it down she

1041
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:50,840
Speaker 1: likes to have the sequins down. It's silver, and she

1042
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:53,880
Speaker 1: likes the silver matches her room, So when I go

1043
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:57,040
Speaker 1: over there, I automatically push it up and it sounds

1044
00:52:57,080 --> 00:53:00,919
Speaker 1: like a red heart instead. So every day she's coming home,

1045
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:04,040
Speaker 1: she knows she's pushing the sequence down, and she comes home,

1046
00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:07,880
Speaker 1: they're up and there's like a room and she's like,

1047
00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:09,920
Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell is going on. Ghost

1048
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:11,920
Speaker 1: is freaking me out. I don't know what to do.

1049
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:15,759
Speaker 1: Your sister is going to move out of a house soon, Yeah,

1050
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:17,920
Speaker 1: pretty much. I mean this is why she's been like

1051
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:20,320
Speaker 1: staging her house. And I'm like, she's not to the

1052
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:22,000
Speaker 1: point where she wants to call an exorcist. But you

1053
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 1: know one of those TV shows where they have the

1054
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:25,560
Speaker 1: people that kept your house and like check her ghost.

1055
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:28,360
Speaker 1: He seriously looked into that. You should have her. You

1056
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:31,040
Speaker 1: should have her, like have someone out like a ghost

1057
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:33,680
Speaker 1: investigator and then go in there and then hide in

1058
00:53:33,719 --> 00:53:35,879
Speaker 1: the closet so they find you and that's the way

1059
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:39,359
Speaker 1: you reveal it. We should pose as the ghost team

1060
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:41,920
Speaker 1: that goes to this house. That'd be awesome. Yes, we'll

1061
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:45,080
Speaker 1: hire and we'll like act like it's super lad. Yeah,

1062
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:47,279
Speaker 1: but like it's really freaking her out. And here's the thing.

1063
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:51,520
Speaker 1: I think it's so hysterical, I'm not going to stop doing. Yeah, yeah,

1064
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:53,960
Speaker 1: it is definitely that's a great brank. Do not stop it.

1065
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:56,200
Speaker 1: Get them on video too, Yeah, hilarious to watch. Thank

1066
00:53:56,200 --> 00:54:00,359
Speaker 1: you for Your Dirty Little Secret. You're welcome. What's your

1067
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:06,080
Speaker 1: Dirty Little Secret? The Jewel Show on demand. It's one

1068
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:08,640
Speaker 1: of the most exciting times for a kid and one

1069
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:14,920
Speaker 1: of the most not exciting at all times for a parent. Christmas, No,

1070
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:16,560
Speaker 1: that wasn't what I was going for me, and there

1071
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:23,680
Speaker 1: are several other things. I was thinking. Back to school shopping. Yes,

1072
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:29,000
Speaker 1: it's that time, back to school and kids are actually

1073
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:32,520
Speaker 1: able to go to real schools now. The lockdown is

1074
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:34,399
Speaker 1: basically over in the world's getting back to normal until

1075
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:36,080
Speaker 1: you get locked down again. So it could happen, you

1076
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:39,239
Speaker 1: never know. Back to school shopping is happening all over

1077
00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:44,120
Speaker 1: the country right now, and the average parent will spend

1078
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:48,040
Speaker 1: eight hundred and forty three dollars per child back to

1079
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:51,200
Speaker 1: school shopping. Oh my god, a lot. I had no

1080
00:54:51,239 --> 00:54:53,799
Speaker 1: idea it would be that much. Wow. I mean, are

1081
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:58,440
Speaker 1: they buying full price clothing because supplies are about fifty

1082
00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:01,840
Speaker 1: dollars yet seventy five dollars and if you go to

1083
00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:04,560
Speaker 1: the right place, it's cheap. Oh my goodness. When I

1084
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:06,160
Speaker 1: was a kid and we go back to school shopping,

1085
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:08,840
Speaker 1: I get like an outfit, Like I got pants in

1086
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:11,400
Speaker 1: a shirt that was pretty much at end. Shoes always,

1087
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:13,000
Speaker 1: the shoes were of the most exciting thing about back

1088
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:15,200
Speaker 1: to school shopping. I was like, yes, I love getting

1089
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:17,200
Speaker 1: new shoes, but I pretty much didn't get like I

1090
00:55:17,239 --> 00:55:19,680
Speaker 1: got like a couple of things. Not eight hundred forty

1091
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:23,000
Speaker 1: three dollars your village. We're getting lots of things. Yeah.

1092
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:24,960
Speaker 1: That was one cool thing about England too, was like,

1093
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,680
Speaker 1: because we had to wear uniforms in school. Oh yeah,

1094
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:29,680
Speaker 1: so like you didn't have to worry about budding clothes.

1095
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:31,960
Speaker 1: Everyone will the same thing, you know. But if I

1096
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,760
Speaker 1: was a parent, like, well, I guess I am a stepparent,

1097
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:37,560
Speaker 1: but I'd be pro uniform just for the fact that

1098
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:39,480
Speaker 1: I don't want to spend money on new clothes every

1099
00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:41,080
Speaker 1: time it's back to school time. I mean, I know

1100
00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:43,399
Speaker 1: it's exciting for the kids, but I just don't feel

1101
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:45,120
Speaker 1: like I want to spend that much more. That was

1102
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:46,680
Speaker 1: one of the best memories as a kid that I

1103
00:55:46,719 --> 00:55:48,480
Speaker 1: was going to back to school shopping for clothes, So

1104
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:52,440
Speaker 1: I'm not for the uniforms. It would have been cool

1105
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:54,160
Speaker 1: to wear my own clothes because you know, you get

1106
00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:57,040
Speaker 1: people with your outfits and stuff. You're also when you're

1107
00:55:57,040 --> 00:56:00,239
Speaker 1: talking about the uniforms a while back, that you guys

1108
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:02,400
Speaker 1: can wear any type of shoes. Yeah, right, as long

1109
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:04,560
Speaker 1: as it was black, you could wear whatever shoe want

1110
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:06,200
Speaker 1: to show. It could be a converse, it could be

1111
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:08,880
Speaker 1: you know, it's a cool thing. You still know who

1112
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:12,360
Speaker 1: the rich kids were exactly. You still had money, dude.

1113
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:15,200
Speaker 1: I remember one year I was going back to school

1114
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:17,439
Speaker 1: and everybody was wearing pumps. That was when the pump

1115
00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:19,279
Speaker 1: came out of the robok pump, and I wanted them

1116
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:22,400
Speaker 1: so bad. Also, they didn't want to get them for

1117
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:24,840
Speaker 1: me because kids in the area were getting like jacked

1118
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:26,600
Speaker 1: for their shoes at the schools, Like you would literally

1119
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:28,960
Speaker 1: get robbed for your shoes. So they didn't want to

1120
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:31,160
Speaker 1: give me because of that. But also just they were expensive.

1121
00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:34,760
Speaker 1: They were like like one hundreds something dollars, two hundred dollars,

1122
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:37,080
Speaker 1: and they had these ones called they were pro wings,

1123
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:40,960
Speaker 1: which is a shoe like a generic shoe x J

1124
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:43,279
Speaker 1: nine hundreds what they were called. It was like the

1125
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:45,959
Speaker 1: generic pump. And you know what I did, I rocked

1126
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,759
Speaker 1: in school first day and then you know what I did,

1127
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:52,719
Speaker 1: never wore my kid just like I've made fun of

1128
00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:54,840
Speaker 1: myself even I was like, yeah, I know, guys, whatever.

1129
00:56:57,000 --> 00:57:00,200
Speaker 1: But anyway, I liked back to school shopping. I I

1130
00:57:00,239 --> 00:57:01,960
Speaker 1: loved it, like it was so exciting as a kid,

1131
00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:05,040
Speaker 1: see because we had to wear uniforms. Like clothing didn't

1132
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:08,080
Speaker 1: get me going, Stationary got me going. I loved having

1133
00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:14,719
Speaker 1: like new rubbers, new what erasers. Oh station that's what

1134
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:17,520
Speaker 1: they call racers in England. Every once in a while

1135
00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:20,240
Speaker 1: have to I don't have to do what is it

1136
00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:24,040
Speaker 1: kind of translate English into American because some people out

1137
00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:30,040
Speaker 1: there were like, they're taking condomns, but condoms school English.

1138
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:32,040
Speaker 1: Evan when he showed up for school first day, had

1139
00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:34,160
Speaker 1: a bunch of stationary and a bunch of condoms. Yeah,

1140
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:36,240
Speaker 1: that's how you could tell the rich kids too. Was

1141
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:38,160
Speaker 1: the type of paper they had, I guess. And if

1142
00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:42,480
Speaker 1: someone had a bendy ruler, oh, ohbend rulers are cool. Oh.

1143
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:44,680
Speaker 1: And the pencil pouch was always a fun. One pouch

1144
00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:48,240
Speaker 1: oh yeah, and then they had like the little folders,

1145
00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:51,720
Speaker 1: the trapers keeper folders, like the different colors, like creating

1146
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:53,480
Speaker 1: that text in four one or six one. What was

1147
00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:55,920
Speaker 1: your favorite thing to get from back to school shopping?

1148
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,000
Speaker 1: I remember back to school shopping. I'd get home idly

1149
00:57:58,080 --> 00:58:00,320
Speaker 1: everything out and I would put the outfits together, and

1150
00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:02,280
Speaker 1: then I would pick out my first day of school outfit.

1151
00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:04,919
Speaker 1: And then the night before the first day of school,

1152
00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:07,360
Speaker 1: I can't sleep. I get up really early, and just

1153
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:09,240
Speaker 1: like I think I would look so cool in my

1154
00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:11,120
Speaker 1: new outfits. And then I would think about the teachers,

1155
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:12,760
Speaker 1: like I used to think about how the teachers would

1156
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:16,400
Speaker 1: always like how they think about the first day school,

1157
00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:17,960
Speaker 1: like the first week of school, how all the kids

1158
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:19,800
Speaker 1: are like in new clothes and like they're all looking fresh,

1159
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:22,000
Speaker 1: and by that in a schooler, they're looking ragged. I

1160
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:25,320
Speaker 1: always had the knockoff stuff, right, not the cool stuff.

1161
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:27,640
Speaker 1: And I grew up in LA and I wanted a

1162
00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:30,280
Speaker 1: Raiders jersey right even though I didn't like the Raiders.

1163
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:32,280
Speaker 1: I like the rams about everybody in the area wore

1164
00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:36,160
Speaker 1: Raiders jerseys and I wanted a Raiders jersey so bad.

1165
00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:40,520
Speaker 1: And my parents like they got me a jersey, and

1166
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:42,800
Speaker 1: I like opened the bag and I saw a black

1167
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:47,160
Speaker 1: jersey and I was like, yes, I got a Raiders jersey.

1168
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:49,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be able to wear that to school. And

1169
00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:50,880
Speaker 1: then I pulled it out and it was literally just

1170
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:53,840
Speaker 1: a black jersey. No, it was like oh, and I'm

1171
00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:59,280
Speaker 1: like what is that? So I wore to school it

1172
00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:02,280
Speaker 1: was just a black jersey. Everybody else got Raiders jerseys on.

1173
00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:05,240
Speaker 1: I'm just like, man, it's terrible. Also, I forgot to

1174
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:08,640
Speaker 1: wear a T shirt underneath it. It was just my skin. Look,

1175
00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:10,560
Speaker 1: So you could have taken that as like a political

1176
00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:12,200
Speaker 1: stance to you, like I think it's beneath for you

1177
00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:15,320
Speaker 1: to pick a team. But mostly I was embarrassed because

1178
00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:17,720
Speaker 1: you could see my nipples through it because I didn't

1179
00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:20,040
Speaker 1: put a shirt underneath it. I forgot to put a

1180
00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:21,840
Speaker 1: did I was like, I'll just wear the jersey. And

1181
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:23,400
Speaker 1: then I shot up and I was like, oh wait, yeah,

1182
00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:25,200
Speaker 1: that's embarrassing. I should have put a shirt underneath this.

1183
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:28,160
Speaker 1: What grade were you in? That was fifth grade? Quite

1184
00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:30,600
Speaker 1: the fashion statement. Yeah, so I was still kind of fashionable.

1185
00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:32,080
Speaker 1: I was just I took the black jersey and I

1186
00:59:32,120 --> 00:59:33,400
Speaker 1: made it my own. I was like, no, I'm wearing

1187
00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:35,680
Speaker 1: a mess shirt guy, so you could see my nippy

1188
00:59:35,960 --> 00:59:38,960
Speaker 1: with my pro wings Xgray nine hundreds, Who wants to

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