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Speaker 1: The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone frame

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Speaker 1: day mornings on. That's twenties, all right, Steve, Steve tsg here? Sorry,

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Speaker 1: who is it? Theodore Sebastian Giles tsg I don't know

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Speaker 1: if I know anyone by that name. I'm sorry, okay,

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Speaker 1: all right. Well I did bring my car in there

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Speaker 1: the other day and I think you worked on it,

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Speaker 1: so I wanted to speak with you for just a second. Okay, yeah, Um,

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Speaker 1: what was their problem? Hello? How was that? Sorry? What?

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Speaker 1: How is what you were telling me about my car? Um?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I work on a lot of cars. Ah,

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Speaker 1: what is that? Are you like what? I'm sorry? Breaks

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Speaker 1: are in their cat? I'm sorry, go ahead. I was

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Speaker 1: just listening to you. Do you remember my car? Um? No,

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Speaker 1: I was I've worked on a lot of cars. Are

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Speaker 1: you bowling a whistle in my ear? Yes? Exactly, Yes,

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm doing because of what I had to

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Speaker 1: endure it your body shop the other day. Payback is

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Speaker 1: a real breezy, isn't it. What I know you. You

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Speaker 1: might not know me, but I know you because I

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Speaker 1: was in there the other day picking up my car.

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Speaker 1: You're putting the finishing touches on it and then lo

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Speaker 1: and behold an airhorn right in my ear. And so

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Speaker 1: I called you today to complain a little bit, but

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Speaker 1: mostly to go right in your ear for payback. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: stop with the whistle. Stop with the whistle. Oh I

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Speaker 1: wish I could have told you to stop with airhorn

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Speaker 1: the other day. So we played pranks on each other

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Speaker 1: all the time in the shop, and there we have

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Speaker 1: an airhorn. One of our guys bought an airhorn. It

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Speaker 1: was it was a prank. It wasn't it wasn't aimed

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Speaker 1: at year. You don't have to call up and scream

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Speaker 1: with the whistle. And imagine me sitting there waiting for

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Speaker 1: my car, holding my hot coffee in my lap, and

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Speaker 1: then ru, that's a really bad sound of an airhorn.

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Speaker 1: But all I have is a whistle right on me

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Speaker 1: right now. Anyway, imagine me hearing that sound and then

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Speaker 1: I jumped, and then I spilled my coffee all over

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Speaker 1: my three thousand dollars slacks. Do you even have slacks?

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Speaker 1: Do you even know what slacks? Our? Stir? It's freaking hilarious.

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Speaker 1: We're keeping the airhorn. Second, you're welcome for your card.

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Speaker 1: No One buys slacks that much, you're still stop with

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Speaker 1: the whistle. I didn't even do an airhorn. Okay you

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Speaker 1: did keep whistling, Well you did. And who's going to

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Speaker 1: pay for my three thousand dollars slacks that now have

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Speaker 1: coffee stains all over them? The guy who's spilled the

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Speaker 1: coffee on them. Probably that would be me. Yeah, yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: that's not how this works. Okay. I am the customer,

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Speaker 1: therefore I'm always Do you know the saying you brought

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Speaker 1: your car in? Do you know the saying, Steve? I

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Speaker 1: know that word cleaner. Let me tell you what I do.

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Speaker 1: I run a fortune five hundred company. Okay, congratulation, thank

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Speaker 1: you for one much. No, I don't need a sticker,

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Speaker 1: and if I wanted when I could buy many of them. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you are an autobody worker, so yeah, might you might

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Speaker 1: not have heard the phrase before because I don't know

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Speaker 1: what phrases they teach you an autobody worker school. I

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Speaker 1: went to an Ivy League college. So have you ever

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Speaker 1: heard the phrase? The customer is always? Can you finish

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Speaker 1: the sentence up? Okay, No, that's not the saying. I

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Speaker 1: want to try one more time, Steve the customer is

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Speaker 1: always an apple wrong, Steve right, you stop whistle. The

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Speaker 1: word is right, the customer is always right. Therefore, I'm

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Speaker 1: calling with a complaint because I spilled coffee all over

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Speaker 1: my three thousand dollars slacks and I spilled it because

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Speaker 1: of your air horn the stick out of her. Maybe

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Speaker 1: they'll fit a little bit more comfortable, and then you

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Speaker 1: can think about the fact that you're not my customer

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Speaker 1: because your car is thick. Stop with the whistle, like,

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Speaker 1: I don't even care if I lose my job, but

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Speaker 1: if you ever try to bring your car back here,

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Speaker 1: I will take a in your glove box get it

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Speaker 1: right back to you. The hell are you laughing about?

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Speaker 1: I'm serious, I'm laughing because this is actually Jewel from

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and

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Speaker 1: your corker. Crystal set you up. Damn it, Crystal. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to get back time for this boy.

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Speaker 1: I'm like friding in his car. I didn't care me

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Speaker 1: Off The Jewel Show on Demand