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Speaker 1: have to say, Rachel good I listen to guys every morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm loving it here. Stupid guy's name Elvis. So is

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Speaker 1: Elvis Durrant in the morning show show. You know, there's

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Speaker 1: no better way to make a political statement. And did

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Speaker 1: playing pussy cat dolls to start your show? I know, Red, white,

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Speaker 1: of the day is Shelton, Shelter. You know what a

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Speaker 1: hello lady. But you know what, let's talk about Shelton

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Speaker 1: story for a second. You know what we can all

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Speaker 1: Because I definitely can agree with that, and it's happened

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Speaker 1: So so with with no job you've decided to do?

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Speaker 1: breastfeed him. I love breastfeeding my dog. But anyway, should

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Speaker 1: I be a father? Should I let it go? You know, Danielle,

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Speaker 1: you're a mother, great to you're a father, You're a father.

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Speaker 1: I need your vote. You know me? Am I responsible

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Speaker 1: enough to be a father? Go? I'm going to say

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Speaker 1: you are? But do you want to be responsible enough?

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Speaker 1: It's yes or no question? Probably not? Good? Okay? Fair?

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Speaker 1: Great to go? You know me? I mean I'll say yes.

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Speaker 1: Every single day being a dad has changed me emotionally.

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Speaker 1: I know that you have such a huge heart, and

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Speaker 1: you're such a politician. And yes, no question. Should I

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Speaker 1: be a dad or not? I think you should? And

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Speaker 1: foggy honesty is the best policy. I'm going to vote no, Okay.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate that another dog. That's what you need. I

433
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Speaker 1: looked with inside you, in your heart and who you

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Speaker 1: are as a person, and I think that you should

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Speaker 1: be because you should be able to give that love

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Speaker 1: to what I should be able to do versus what

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Speaker 1: I should do or two different things. Right? I think

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Speaker 1: it sounds like a good idea. All right, when you

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Speaker 1: really get down to it, I don't think it's your

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Speaker 1: best that counsel has voted we are not having a child. Wait,

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Speaker 1: I was the one who had to have it. I

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Speaker 1: forgot to tell you. Why can't I don't want to?

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Speaker 1: Good because don't look over here. Not squeezing anything else

444
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Speaker 1: out of me. He could adopt me too. I'm too

445
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Speaker 1: busy doing me. I don't have time to be a father. Wow.

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Speaker 1: With that said, we get into our first Daniel reproductive system,

447
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Speaker 1: you'd be just fine. Before we get into the Daniel.

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Speaker 1: You know what God knows. I've tried to get pregnant.

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Speaker 1: Today's National rum Day. Dear Lord, we have to drink

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Speaker 1: again today. I was doing shots with cord Over Street

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Speaker 1: at noon yesterday. Did you go to lunch? Yeah, way

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Speaker 1: go Odeon Place. I had dinner. It's National Tell a

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Speaker 1: Joke Day, Great tea, National roller coaster Day. That's how

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Speaker 1: coaster boy Josh got his name. People think he got

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Speaker 1: the name coasterboy Josh from like the coaster you put

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Speaker 1: on the table so you don't leave a ring. But

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Speaker 1: that doesn't. And it's National Airborne Day, all right, great

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459
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Speaker 1: an airborne ranger years ago. Yeah, he was very cute. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, into the Daniel Report. What do you have? Alright?

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Speaker 1: So Judge Judy settled a dispute over a dog by

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Speaker 1: having a dog choose its owner. Makes attal sense to me.

463
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Speaker 1: A man and a woman were fighting over the dog.

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Speaker 1: She said it loose in the courtroom. The dog immediately

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Speaker 1: went over to the guy, and so Judge Judy said,

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Speaker 1: he gets the dog. That makes sense. That that's not

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Speaker 1: how dogs work, but they go to the favorite person. Well,

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Speaker 1: I know that doesn't mean that's the owner though, that

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Speaker 1: dogs don't work. Froggy tell him dogs don't work that way. Now,

470
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Speaker 1: I'd be totally screwed because Rocket Roo would run to

471
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Speaker 1: Lisa because he thinks he's going to get some dogs.

472
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Speaker 1: Go to where they have food. If it's snacks in

473
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Speaker 1: you if you put snacks in your pocket and it's

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Speaker 1: coming over, who Judge Judy. Judge Judy totally screwed that up.

475
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Speaker 1: I thought it was a good way to do it.

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Speaker 1: It's not. I don't have dog, I have a cat.

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Speaker 1: The families the twenty two people killed in the bombing

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Speaker 1: getting thousand dollars each. The cash comes from the charity

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Speaker 1: fund that Ariana helped raise money for. So that's good

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Speaker 1: that they're getting money. Uh. So do you think Johnny

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Speaker 1: Depp has his Jack Sparrow costumes hanging up in the

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Speaker 1: Children's hospital in Vancouver the other day and it was

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Speaker 1: awesome that he did that. But for some reason in

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Speaker 1: my head, I'm like, does he just have it hanging

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Speaker 1: around just when he wants to dress up like Jack

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Speaker 1: Sparrow he puts it on. She found he does, right. Uh,

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Speaker 1: let's see. So. Arnold Schwarzenegger was inspired by the incident

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Speaker 1: in Charlottesville and he donated a hundred thousand dollars to

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Speaker 1: an anti hate group. Barack Obama he said out a

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Speaker 1: tweet in the aftermath of what happened, and he said,

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Speaker 1: no one is born hating another person because of the

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Speaker 1: color of his skin, or his background, or his religion.

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Speaker 1: So that's from Barack Obama. For the first time since

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Speaker 1: And now Drake is missing. He doesn't have a song

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Speaker 1: up there. That's so crazy. That would like, if that

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Speaker 1: was scary, he would feel like his life was over.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of like if a snapchat disappears here, you're

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Speaker 1: tonight with Thomas Rhett, one of your hosts. America's Got

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Speaker 1: A dog in a blonde god walked into a bar.

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Speaker 1: So I'm talking about having a kid. Yeah, web girl,

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Speaker 1: Kathleen has the right idea. So all parents out there,

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Speaker 1: tell me if this is a good idea, tell him

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Speaker 1: what you're doing to prepare for motherhood. I got a cat,

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Speaker 1: and my cat is my practiced child, because if I

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Speaker 1: can't remember to feed a cat, then I certainly can't

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Speaker 1: remember to feed a kids. So how are you doing

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Speaker 1: on feeding the cat? And you know, mostly good? I

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Speaker 1: like I only forgot to feed her once. And you know,

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Speaker 1: you know the sign of a great parent purchasing clumping formula. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I love that clumping formula. But it turns out I'm

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Speaker 1: not alone. My girlfriends have also got pets. My girlfriend

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Speaker 1: got a dog because she said she needed to know

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Speaker 1: she could take care of another life. And I practice

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Speaker 1: I was like, if I can keep these plants alive

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Speaker 1: that I'm ready for a Yeah, well who else is

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Speaker 1: doing this? Who else is raising a cat to prepare

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Speaker 1: for parenthood? Yeah? I stay home more. Yeah, you need

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Speaker 1: So we got a problem. How many I Heart employees

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Speaker 1: are in this building? A lot? A ton? Well, okay,

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Speaker 1: and triple that because we're having the big I Heart

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Speaker 1: Radio music summit, so we have radio people from around

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Speaker 1: the country here. Yeah, we have one coffee cup for

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Speaker 1: the entire company. That's not gonna work, froggy. How many

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Speaker 1: coffee cups do you have in the Miami I Heart Building?

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Speaker 1: A lot? Probably we have tons and tons and done

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Speaker 1: send us we have one. We have one freaking coffee

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Speaker 1: cup and you have to wash it out between uses

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Speaker 1: because I don't want they want to share germs. Well,

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Speaker 1: guess who owns it? Straightening Straightenate has the only coffee

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Speaker 1: cup in the existence. I had some foresight to know

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Speaker 1: that we were going to run out today, so I

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Speaker 1: stashed this baby. Tell you if you try to take

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Speaker 1: it already used it once. It's up for auction to

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Speaker 1: the highest bit. How much do you think? How what

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Speaker 1: are you starting the bid at? Well, there's no coffee cups.

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Speaker 1: I think I could start at a hundred dollars. So

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Speaker 1: if you're downstairs getting ready for the I Heart Radio

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Speaker 1: Music Summit, we have a starting bid for the only

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Speaker 1: coffee cup in the building. For how much? Five dollars?

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Speaker 1: I'll start at five five dollars. What is it? I'll

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Speaker 1: give you all right, it's better Scary has actually sanitized

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Speaker 1: an old cup. Yeah, there was no cups this morning.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know you house that last one and it

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Speaker 1: was the old coffee from yesterday or some reside don't

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Speaker 1: residue whatever, so I had to boil it to put

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Speaker 1: boiling water. What the hell are we going to do?

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Speaker 1: What kind of world is this that we just don't

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Speaker 1: have a coffee cup? And then a part of me

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Speaker 1: is thinking, why do we rely on our company that

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Speaker 1: pays our salary to also supply coffee cup because they

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Speaker 1: always have and this is a good time to make

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Speaker 1: to get like a reusable coffee cup that you can

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Speaker 1: rely on forever. When it comes to coffee cups toilet papers,

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Speaker 1: you know, why is it? I mean, they already pay

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Speaker 1: our salaries, they pay for our lives. Why do they

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Speaker 1: have to pay for that? Because they always have. If

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Speaker 1: they never did in the first place, then we wouldn't

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Speaker 1: be used to it. But because they they do that

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Speaker 1: already that we're already used to it. Here's the problem.

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Speaker 1: As you know, every holiday season, I like to play

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Speaker 1: the coffee cups we know with with what's that song

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Speaker 1: sleigh ride? Yeah, because it sounds like a like a

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Speaker 1: galloping horse, we have one. You can't do it with

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Speaker 1: one cup. You have to do a double times something.

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Speaker 1: It's a horse. I can't do it with your cup

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Speaker 1: because it's coffee and it's gonna splatter all over the

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Speaker 1: plate or spatter, depending on if it's blood or coffee.

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Speaker 1: But yes, yes, producer Jake. So I've been searching for

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Speaker 1: a couple morning because I really need to make some coffee.

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Speaker 1: So I'm willing to offer you dinner for two these

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Speaker 1: instant mashed potatoes. It's a package of powdered mashed potatoes.

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Speaker 1: Well really it's dinner for twelve because it's twelve servings.

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Speaker 1: In that case, I have this sucker from T D. Bank.

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Speaker 1: It's the purple flavor that's not as good as some

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Speaker 1: mashed potatoes. I'm not Monty Hall. I want cash for this.

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Speaker 1: I actually bank with TD Bank, I think I owe

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Speaker 1: them like mortgage money. But when I hear TD bank,

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Speaker 1: I think of t D I think of breasts TS

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Speaker 1: fantasy football team. It's like, look, I love them, I

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Speaker 1: owe the money, I owe that they own my house,

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Speaker 1: But I think of TDS. Is that why you signed

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Speaker 1: up with them? Yeah? I want to bake whose name

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Speaker 1: reminds me of breasts? Remember that time that I said

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Speaker 1: that word T I T I on the radio and

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Speaker 1: I could, I would want to hear that conversation. It

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Speaker 1: was so stupid. Okay, So anyway, so as you know

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Speaker 1: the sound of the one remaining coffee cup at I

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Speaker 1: Heart radio, it sounds like it sounds like a horse caloping. Right,

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Speaker 1: So when I play sleigh ride, I only it's like

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Speaker 1: a one legged horse. Here we go, ready, five six, seven, horse,

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Speaker 1: Now run. It's just not the same. Here, here's your

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Speaker 1: coffee cut? God, what's going on here? My t ds

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Speaker 1: sucking on? T My take lollipop? That Nate didn't want.

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Speaker 1: It's a TD Bank lollipop because I had to deposit

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Speaker 1: some checks yesterday and they have the lollipops sitting up

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Speaker 1: at the front, you know, in green and purple. So

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Speaker 1: it's a parable one. There you go, Hello, is this

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Speaker 1: dary Anne? Yes? Yes, Darren? Should Should we take it

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Speaker 1: more seriously when we consider parenthood? I mean, of course always?

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Speaker 1: So what about you talk talk to me about your

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Speaker 1: parenthood experience. So my new fiancee and I actually have

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Speaker 1: two cats and a dog, and we always joke that

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00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:34,360
Speaker 1: they are our children. There are children. They are not practice.

631
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,560
Speaker 1: It's practice, but it's not the same. Mean you know

632
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:39,759
Speaker 1: that you and I both know that, right, right, Because

633
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:43,120
Speaker 1: if my mom had raised me like another animal, I

634
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:44,879
Speaker 1: don't think I would turn out to be. I would

635
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:46,799
Speaker 1: have turned out to be this fantastic guy I turned

636
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:49,040
Speaker 1: out to be. But it's good. It's like a good

637
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 1: gradual step to being a little bit more responsible than

638
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 1: you're used to being, right, I mean graduated into it.

639
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:56,799
Speaker 1: We started with one cat, and then a year later

640
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 1: we got another cat, and then a year later we

641
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:01,399
Speaker 1: got a dog. To be honest, I think a dog

642
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:04,520
Speaker 1: is a little bit more responsibility than a cat, because

643
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 1: the cat is kind of self sufficient with certain things,

644
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:09,279
Speaker 1: but the dog. When you first get a puppy, that's

645
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:11,680
Speaker 1: a that's a baby. No, it is. It reminds you

646
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:14,760
Speaker 1: that you need to be aware there's another living being

647
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 1: in the house and you have to come home at

648
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 1: the end of each day. And the best part, the

649
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:21,880
Speaker 1: best part is there so happy to see you at

650
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:23,719
Speaker 1: the end of every single day. I love my dog.

651
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 1: Guess what, kids not the same. My kids are happy

652
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:32,560
Speaker 1: to see me. They called me happy. All right, Darienne,

653
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,880
Speaker 1: thank you you and your two cats and dog and

654
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,319
Speaker 1: husband have a beautiful family. You're doing great. You don't

655
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 1: need kids, you got kids, You're fine. Thank you, guys.

656
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 1: I love you guys. Well, thank you for listening to us.

657
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 1: Thanks for putting up with this crap. Did I say that? Hello? Nina? Hi?

658
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:51,640
Speaker 1: How's the Pinta and Santa Maria? That joke? How old

659
00:37:51,719 --> 00:38:00,200
Speaker 1: is that joke? She said? Third grade? I'm sorry the

660
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:03,759
Speaker 1: way that you left for that, Nina. Yeah. So you

661
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:07,040
Speaker 1: think that you can start with a goldfish, maybe maybe

662
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 1: a plant, maybe a plant, and then work up to

663
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:14,800
Speaker 1: a child. Well, I have a theory of gradual responsibility. Okay,

664
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Speaker 1: what is your what is your theory of graduating responsibility? Go?

665
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:22,120
Speaker 1: So you start with a plant and most people get

666
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:24,359
Speaker 1: this when they're an elementary school, like bring it home

667
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,960
Speaker 1: from school. If you can keep a plant alive, then

668
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,600
Speaker 1: you can graduate to a fish. If you can keep

669
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:33,959
Speaker 1: official alive, then you graduate to a cat or durable even,

670
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:36,920
Speaker 1: and then you graduate from that to a cat, and

671
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,200
Speaker 1: then from a cat to a dog. And if you

672
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:42,920
Speaker 1: can keep a dog or multiple entityase alive at the

673
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:45,920
Speaker 1: same time, then you're ready for a child. I think

674
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,359
Speaker 1: it's great. See, I have to disagree with the one

675
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:51,759
Speaker 1: thing the goldfish, because a goldfish unless you have a

676
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:54,719
Speaker 1: tank with a with a you know, everything you need,

677
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:57,480
Speaker 1: like a filter and everything. Goldfish are very hard to

678
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:03,120
Speaker 1: keep alive. So I went to multitude. Not to be rude,

679
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:08,759
Speaker 1: but I love goldfish. Ki whatever, Why are we not

680
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:11,880
Speaker 1: more sad when we lose goldfish? Oh? I was traumatized

681
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:15,080
Speaker 1: when mine died. Yeah, kids usually are. We We've turned

682
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:17,919
Speaker 1: them into these disposable pets, and they freaked me out.

683
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:21,120
Speaker 1: They have those dead eyes. They just kind of look

684
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 1: around at you and they're just they're just gross. Good

685
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:30,200
Speaker 1: to have expected to live only like a year to

686
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:33,920
Speaker 1: two years, so you know, they have a short lifespan.

687
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:38,360
Speaker 1: So I wasn't too distraught when mind dies. Let me

688
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 1: just tell you something. We just bought a house that

689
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 1: has a koi pond in front of it, and it

690
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 1: has in three koi came with the house because when

691
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:49,120
Speaker 1: I bought the house, I bought these three fish. And

692
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 1: I look at them. I look at them like I

693
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 1: don't even I don't want to be responsible for you.

694
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 1: I mean, but I love them. I love the fact

695
00:39:56,239 --> 00:39:58,080
Speaker 1: that they're you know, it looks like a piece of

696
00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 1: art that's moving. It's it's a life. It's they're living beings.

697
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:04,759
Speaker 1: Did you name them? Yes? What are they named? Irving?

698
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:10,839
Speaker 1: And Howie and uh some other really great Jewish name?

699
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:20,920
Speaker 1: There my Jewish coz they're Mead O'Hara. What what did

700
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:26,680
Speaker 1: you name your your fish? O'Hara Jr. Didn't make it

701
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,480
Speaker 1: all right? Well, Nina, we've got to go. You go

702
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:32,799
Speaker 1: t into your fish. Thank you, thank you. By the way,

703
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:34,759
Speaker 1: my apologies. Do all of our friends that work at

704
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,399
Speaker 1: TD Bank? Yeah, I love TD Bank, Like I said,

705
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:39,160
Speaker 1: I owe you money. Yeah, they're the most convenient bank.

706
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:42,760
Speaker 1: But someone just said to tech say that. She always

707
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:45,759
Speaker 1: laughs when she hears someone say TT because it's TD Bank.

708
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:47,959
Speaker 1: But they laughed doubly as hard when they talk about

709
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:52,920
Speaker 1: er Lingus. My mom My mom has flown er Lingus

710
00:40:53,080 --> 00:41:01,719
Speaker 1: multiple times. She says it wiser Lingus. Do the seats vibrate? When?

711
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:09,239
Speaker 1: What is that that attraction at Frog? You know? I

712
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:12,480
Speaker 1: think it's at Disney where you sit in the chair

713
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:14,359
Speaker 1: and you watch this show and then this little tongue

714
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 1: comes out and like licks your ankles and it's bray

715
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:26,319
Speaker 1: like it's what is it? Well, couldn't they retool those

716
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 1: seats to be like the air Lingus ride where has

717
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:31,600
Speaker 1: a little a little dog that comes out of the seat.

718
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 1: At sure that's more universal. Universal would do that. All right,

719
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:41,759
Speaker 1: what are we doing here? We have to do the news?

720
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:47,279
Speaker 1: Oh boy, I h I think I I don't know

721
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:48,840
Speaker 1: what I was thinking last night. I sent a tweet

722
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:52,880
Speaker 1: out in an Instagram about what I thought of President

723
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:57,879
Speaker 1: Trump's press conference yesterday, and um, you know what, I've

724
00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 1: been very careful to keep this show a show that

725
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:03,800
Speaker 1: is entertaining, so you can get away from the rhetoric,

726
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:06,840
Speaker 1: you can get away from the screaming match between you know,

727
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:10,480
Speaker 1: both sides of the fence when it comes to politics.

728
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 1: But yesterday, when I was watching that press conference, I

729
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 1: just I just I couldn't let it go by without

730
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:18,760
Speaker 1: saying something. And look, I believe we have a great future.

731
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 1: I believe this country is fabulous. I love living here,

732
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 1: I love my friends, and uh, and look, and I

733
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:28,560
Speaker 1: have friends who will disagree with what I'm what I'm saying,

734
00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 1: and that's fine, and I think it's okay. I think

735
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:33,520
Speaker 1: once we have a problem with each other because we disagree,

736
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:36,480
Speaker 1: there's the major problem there. We can disagree. I really

737
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:41,360
Speaker 1: think that yesterday's press conference was just frightening. It just

738
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:47,880
Speaker 1: really want um. But I do have hope that the

739
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:53,759
Speaker 1: conversation will make this all better. We'll heal. Look, you know,

740
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:57,960
Speaker 1: when we saw what happened in beautiful Charlottesville, we saw evil.

741
00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 1: We you could look at in the eye. You saw

742
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:05,480
Speaker 1: the people who were just so evil, And I thought

743
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:09,520
Speaker 1: that was a good thing to see the evil versus

744
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:12,920
Speaker 1: just knowing it exists is much better. So when you

745
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 1: see the evil, you can confront it and you can

746
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:19,080
Speaker 1: teach others about it. So, Uh, God bless America and

747
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:20,719
Speaker 1: our future. And I know that things are going to

748
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 1: be great. I don't know. I'm not gonna be one

749
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:24,080
Speaker 1: of these people who runs around saying it's it's all

750
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 1: over death, doomed destruction. I'm not gonna do it. I'm

751
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,440
Speaker 1: not gonna play that game. I just want us all

752
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:33,439
Speaker 1: just to love each other and let's try to find

753
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 1: a way to make this work. We do need leadership

754
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 1: in our world, from the president all the way to

755
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:44,880
Speaker 1: our bosses, to our friends, to the manager of our

756
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 1: favorite restaurant. We need leaders that are going to calm

757
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:52,080
Speaker 1: us and make us feel good and not stir us up.

758
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:54,759
Speaker 1: It's good to stir the pot sometimes I have no

759
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 1: problem with that, but right now the pot is so stirred.

760
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:02,239
Speaker 1: It needs to settle. God bless America, God bless us all.

761
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:06,160
Speaker 1: And um we get into the news or we can

762
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:12,279
Speaker 1: play Slate right. You want to play some Christmas music? Yes,

763
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:19,839
Speaker 1: justin Bieber please we have a great tea phone tap

764
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:27,280
Speaker 1: on the way. Talk about a crap show the wedding

765
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:28,759
Speaker 1: we went to the other night. In the middle of

766
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 1: the wedding, they played All I Want for Christmas You

767
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:34,600
Speaker 1: Mariah Carey, and people went crazy dancing to it. It

768
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:36,840
Speaker 1: was so awesome. What great tea. Did I hear you

769
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 1: have a great tea phone tap coming up next? Yes?

770
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:41,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god, let me call it. Tell my mom

771
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:44,680
Speaker 1: to listen. This is a great day. At the time,

772
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:47,759
Speaker 1: Greg t actually folded his body in half and crawled

773
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:50,800
Speaker 1: into his mother's dishwasher. Yes, can do that again. I

774
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:52,920
Speaker 1: would like to see that. When he say, did you

775
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:55,000
Speaker 1: go up in a roof and like try to slay right?

776
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:58,120
Speaker 1: I snowboarded off my mom's roofs Yes, I did. He

777
00:44:58,239 --> 00:45:01,080
Speaker 1: was not happy, goes through the how is the best time?

778
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:03,520
Speaker 1: Gregory gets down from can we get your mom on

779
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:08,000
Speaker 1: the phone? Caller? Caller? We love mom. We're gonna listen

780
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:16,120
Speaker 1: to sleigh Ride while we call your mom. Is she

781
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:21,400
Speaker 1: on the phone yet? I'm working on it. I'd like

782
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:24,360
Speaker 1: to hear it. Little drummer boy with buster rhymes and

783
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:33,120
Speaker 1: just to be birthday. Let's think I'm gonna call aer Lingus.

784
00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:42,080
Speaker 1: There really is no airline for guys aer Lingus. We

785
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:45,880
Speaker 1: get you there, lickety split. No, there is. There's an

786
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:51,239
Speaker 1: airline for guys. Jet Blue Balls Jet No no, no.

787
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:55,960
Speaker 1: Boy wants to be on that. Greg would you get

788
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:59,680
Speaker 1: your mom on the phone. I have to warn you, um,

789
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:02,200
Speaker 1: my mom is in the shower, but Stand is on

790
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:06,560
Speaker 1: the phone. Stand high stand, good Morning's good morning, Stanley,

791
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:10,399
Speaker 1: Good morning everyone. Well, the question, as we always ask,

792
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:14,600
Speaker 1: are you on the crapper yet? The morning? That was

793
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:16,360
Speaker 1: our favorite game. We used to play that game is

794
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 1: stand on the crapper? And we haven't played that in

795
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:23,440
Speaker 1: so long. I got to have a cup of coffee first. Hey,

796
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 1: Stan would you fly on an airline named air lingas?

797
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:28,680
Speaker 1: And if you did, would that make you feel kind

798
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 1: of funny? Of course I would? All right, all right, Well, stand,

799
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:41,440
Speaker 1: I know that Terry, your wife, Great Tea's mom is

800
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:43,239
Speaker 1: in the shower. Is she almost out or is she

801
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:45,120
Speaker 1: gonna she's staying in the shower just to avoid our

802
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:51,359
Speaker 1: phone call. She should be out. Can you go knock

803
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:53,040
Speaker 1: on the door, take the phone to the door and

804
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:55,120
Speaker 1: knock and ask him. She'll take the phone call right now.

805
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:58,480
Speaker 1: We're live on the radio, Live on the radio. Hold on,

806
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:00,960
Speaker 1: I'll see if she's available. Billy Man just walked in.

807
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,000
Speaker 1: We gotta hurry. You got a cordless phone. Let's go

808
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:07,960
Speaker 1: stand less phone. He can't walk that fast. He had

809
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:11,239
Speaker 1: some problems downstairs in the area. You know, Stand, did

810
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 1: you have an operation on your area. He was wearing

811
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 1: a capita for over two months. Oh my god, Oh

812
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:20,560
Speaker 1: my god. I gotta you gotta answer the phone, to

813
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 1: answer the phone. How are you up? How are you up?

814
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:30,000
Speaker 1: To come out of this? Tell her it's Elvis and Elvis.

815
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:35,719
Speaker 1: He needs to talk to you. If you please her

816
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:39,880
Speaker 1: off the water, it's an emergency. We can talk to

817
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:50,920
Speaker 1: her while she's Oh, come on, it's an emergency. It's

818
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:54,720
Speaker 1: an emergency. Stand. You gotta tell her that we're actually

819
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 1: on the radio. Tell her right now. We need her. Hurry.

820
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:01,480
Speaker 1: I gotta do a pro Flowers commercial or something. Hello,

821
00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 1: is she drying? Off? Stands the water? Good? I mean

822
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:11,799
Speaker 1: water conservation a very very important thing. We all learned

823
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:20,279
Speaker 1: something today. Hat stand? Where is she? I like? I

824
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 1: like this text. If you fly aer Lingus, do they

825
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:28,360
Speaker 1: have an in flight meal? Stand? I'm sorry, I'm so

826
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 1: sorry that I'm disrupting your quiet morning. But you know what,

827
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:34,000
Speaker 1: that coffee is going to kick in, and when it

828
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:35,680
Speaker 1: does and you sit on the toilet, we want to

829
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 1: be there. We want to be live. Man. I have

830
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 1: not heard my mom yelled like that since I've been like,

831
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:49,520
Speaker 1: good morning, mom, good morning. We wanted to disrupt your

832
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:52,120
Speaker 1: shower to tell you that we we just want to

833
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:56,960
Speaker 1: tell you how much we love you. That's all. Would

834
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 1: you fly on an airline named air Lingus aer Lingus,

835
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 1: what's the joke? You know, it's a real airline, you

836
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:10,000
Speaker 1: know it's it's it's based in Ireland, but it's called

837
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:12,440
Speaker 1: a las. Yes. If I had, if I was going

838
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:15,520
Speaker 1: to Ireland and that's the plane that was going, if

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Speaker 1: I was you, I would never get off the plane.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, I just want to say good morning, and

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Speaker 1: uh I get you can go back and did you

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Speaker 1: did you sudge everything up? I mean, are you clean?

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Speaker 1: Or do you have to get back in? I have

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Speaker 1: to go. I have to go back and into my hair.

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Speaker 1: I have to I have to wash my hair now. Oh,

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Speaker 1: you didn't even get to the shampoo portion. Yeah, well

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Speaker 1: you know what they say at aer Lingus. Our planes

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Speaker 1: don't go down, but we do. Okay, alright, have a

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Speaker 1: beautiful day. Okay, mom is the best to me? Didn't

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Speaker 1: definitely had to come from your hair. Pretise mom has

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Speaker 1: got it going Greggs. He's mom has got it going

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Speaker 1: on Greggs. He's mom has got it going on Greggs.

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Speaker 1: He his mom is God and go. You want the rest,

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Speaker 1: Greggy has to come over with Listen, Gunnery, listen, you're

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Speaker 1: half an hour away with a van. You're not having

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Speaker 1: people a great see through this house? What perfect do

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Speaker 1: you think? This is a great p You're not doing that.

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Speaker 1: It's nasty, is mother? If she's still doing it's guny

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Speaker 1: do it? That's you talk to it's often, I mean,

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Speaker 1: not ridiculously ask your mother. I don't know if I

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Speaker 1: really do it. You know, he's just a little boy,

862
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:44,400
Speaker 1: at least mentally. He won't grow up. He's not. He's thirteen.

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Speaker 1: Greg to his mom, he's got and going on. He's

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Speaker 1: all she's got too bad. He's a more Gregg. He can't.

865
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Speaker 1: You see, your mom needs our sympathy with all that

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Speaker 1: he does wrong. You gotta love poor Greggies. Gregis mom,

867
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Speaker 1: he's got it going. We love his mom going on.

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Speaker 1: You're going to kick out of that. Most people don't

869
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Speaker 1: think that's funny. You think is funny? Oh yeah, you

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Speaker 1: know you know what. This could only come from your head, Gregory,

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Speaker 1: You're an idiot. This is not happening, Gregory. That's ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: Greg's that's her. You want to know more about a

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Speaker 1: great teas. Mom, Mom, it's all right there in the song. Hey,

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Speaker 1: by the way, do you right now this conversation is

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Speaker 1: going to end because this conversation makes no sense. However,

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Speaker 1: do you think that these court sketch artists that drew

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00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:46,719
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift is like a really great artist? I love it.

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00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:48,680
Speaker 1: I think he did a great job. It doesn't look

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Speaker 1: anything like her exactly, but then again, we've got send

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00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:54,200
Speaker 1: lots of pictures that don't look anything like us. That's

881
00:51:54,760 --> 00:52:00,879
Speaker 1: true looking, but look he drew. What if someone said

882
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:04,759
Speaker 1: to you, hey, we can't take cameras into the courtroom,

883
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:08,239
Speaker 1: We're going to send an artist. First of all, I

884
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:10,160
Speaker 1: just think it's just it's just a weird. It's just

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00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:13,799
Speaker 1: an archaic thing they do. So this guy, this artist,

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00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:17,560
Speaker 1: his name is Jeff ken die Ba, I think something

887
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:20,440
Speaker 1: like that. He went in to draw pictures of what

888
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:22,880
Speaker 1: was happening in the courtroom because cameras weren't allowed, So

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00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:26,600
Speaker 1: he drew these pictures of Taylor Swift, and Taylor Swift

890
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:32,680
Speaker 1: fans say it looks awful. His response was, she's so beautiful,

891
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:38,120
Speaker 1: she's impossible to draw. That's a response to that is smooth. Um,

892
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:41,040
Speaker 1: I think we should have a court reporter, a court artist. Yes,

893
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:43,319
Speaker 1: we need a sketcher and draw us during our show.

894
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:45,719
Speaker 1: Can we get a sketch artist for our studio? I'm

895
00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:48,840
Speaker 1: sure someone listening as a sketch artist called us. Now,

896
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:51,840
Speaker 1: if you're a sketch artist, how are you today? But

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00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:53,960
Speaker 1: look at her? Doesn't even look it doesn't look like her.

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00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,879
Speaker 1: But it's fine, it's it's not her. Yeah, But don't

899
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Speaker 1: sketch artists get paid a lot of money? I have

900
00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:02,960
Speaker 1: no idea, kind of like stenographers and all those people

901
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,480
Speaker 1: get paid stenographers. I mean, if you're sitting there, you know,

902
00:53:05,719 --> 00:53:09,520
Speaker 1: recording every word of a court hearing, that's that's an

903
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:13,080
Speaker 1: extremely important document that you're producing. But a sketch artist,

904
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Speaker 1: I mean you could Yeah, I don't know. So weird.

905
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:19,400
Speaker 1: What do you do for a living? I draw pictures

906
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:21,440
Speaker 1: of people who were in court because they want to

907
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:24,400
Speaker 1: allow a camera. Remember Tom Brady's he looks like a gargoyle.

908
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:28,240
Speaker 1: He did. He was scary looking. Oh my god, it awful.

909
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:36,000
Speaker 1: Let's get into the headlines with Bethany. Okay, what's going on? Okay,

910
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 1: So the big story today is President Trump's press conference yesterday.

911
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:42,920
Speaker 1: Yesterday President Trump held a press conference at Trump Tower.

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00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:45,239
Speaker 1: He said that much of the violence and attacks came

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Speaker 1: from the old left, referring to the white nationalists and

914
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Speaker 1: neo Nazis. He said, quote you have some very bad

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Speaker 1: people in that group, but you also had people that

916
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Speaker 1: were very fine people on both sides. He also said

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Speaker 1: that removing Confederate statues was quote changing history, and asked

918
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Speaker 1: if the removal of Washington and Jefferson's statues was going

919
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:06,360
Speaker 1: to happen next. Someone vandalized the Lincoln Memorial in Washington,

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Speaker 1: d C. The National Park Service is already working to

921
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Speaker 1: clean up red spray paint. What do you do? Uh?

922
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Speaker 1: They sprayed a swear word and law like blank law.

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Speaker 1: I can't which swear word did they? I wish we

924
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Speaker 1: could say the word? What did this start with? What's

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00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:29,439
Speaker 1: the first letter? The F word? Yeah? Yeah, Oh my gosh,

926
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Speaker 1: what ears this? We can't even say the effort on

927
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Speaker 1: the radio. I'm gonna say it right now ready. Costco

928
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Speaker 1: is being forced to pay nineteen million dollars for selling

929
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Speaker 1: fake Tiffany rings. They're also banned from using the word

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931
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Speaker 1: ring at Costco and look at this. The same day

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Speaker 1: I bought a tire and a pound of chickens. Exactly.

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Speaker 1: It's great. Amazon has launched instant pick Up, which lets

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Speaker 1: Amazon is the world contested in five locas. Here's an

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941
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Speaker 1: accidents involving your pet hopefully. Okay, your job will be

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Speaker 1: have a one thousand daughter, Brooklyn Betting phone tap all

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Speaker 1: We are really late. We should have started the phone

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Speaker 1: tap five minutes ago. We still have to take a break.

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Speaker 1: Did you know that three and fifty slices of pizza

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Speaker 1: are sold every second, every second? Did you know that

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Speaker 1: the watermelon is a member of the cucumber family. Did

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Speaker 1: you know that a woman found a dead mouse baked

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Speaker 1: These headlines and more with Froggy's Food News coming up

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Speaker 1: again tomorrow, can you give us another food news tomorrow?

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Speaker 1: Froggy Froggy? All right, thank you. I'm looking at the

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Speaker 1: Froggy camp. He's not even in the ref he makes

979
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Speaker 1: maybe one. He hates us. We're losing our show members

980
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Speaker 1: one at a time. Maybe he's listening to us in

981
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:17,240
Speaker 1: the bathroom into coming out. Okay, he's in the bathroom

982
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:19,880
Speaker 1: going oh god, no, all right, well, let's get into

983
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Speaker 1: your free money phone tap. We're very late in eight.

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985
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Speaker 1: listen to the phone tap. Today's to go pee. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Do you have in the bathroom? Do you hear talking

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Speaker 1: to you? I did? Yes, And you get a chance

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Speaker 1: to wash my hands like you got You've got pedacles,

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Speaker 1: not charticles, pedacles on your Alright, Okay, what we just

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Speaker 1: want to say we love you? I don't know what

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Speaker 1: I love you? What were we talking to you? Forgot? Why?

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Speaker 1: There was something about pizza? Yes, all right, let's take Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we need we need a food news tomorrow. We've got

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Speaker 1: to move. We're really behind. Right here comes your way

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Speaker 1: back Wednesday. Phone tap? Who does this today? Okay? Elvis

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Speaker 1: Elvis Durant, Elvis Durant, phone tap. Here we go some

1006
00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:30,880
Speaker 1: great tea. He's doing the phone tap. Natasha's father lives alone.

1007
00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:34,120
Speaker 1: He's been having some trouble with his cable provider and

1008
00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:36,880
Speaker 1: that makes Dad's mad. Someone came to his house to

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Speaker 1: fix his cable, but instead of fixing it. They broke

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Speaker 1: the wires and now it's just totally totally off. The

1011
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Speaker 1: cable company's charging him for the visit. Yeah, it's a

1012
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:48,640
Speaker 1: perfect idea of her phone tap. Natasha is going to

1013
00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:51,680
Speaker 1: start the call to her father. Then Great Tea comes

1014
00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:56,320
Speaker 1: on as the cable provider representative. Now let's see what

1015
00:58:56,440 --> 00:59:04,040
Speaker 1: happens in today's phone tap. Let's listen to Hey. Then, Hey, listen,

1016
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:06,800
Speaker 1: I'm on hold with them because I call them because

1017
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Speaker 1: they wanted to charge you, like something like five hundred

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Speaker 1: dollars for the time they came to fix the phone

1019
00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:14,600
Speaker 1: wires or whatever, and I'm trying to make them take

1020
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Speaker 1: it lost the bill, but they can only talk to you,

1021
00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:21,520
Speaker 1: the homeowner them to touch what, um, I don't know,

1022
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:26,560
Speaker 1: like for the services I guess. Hello, yes, yes, Hi,

1023
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Speaker 1: I have my father on the line. Hi Natasha, Hey, okay,

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Speaker 1: great Mr Nick Tish, how you doing. Basically, what we're

1025
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:36,080
Speaker 1: gonna need is we're just gonna need a a confirmation

1026
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Speaker 1: of that you are indeed gonna pay the five feet

1027
00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:43,880
Speaker 1: for what I gotta pay five hundred gods body, Well,

1028
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Speaker 1: you're gonna be paying for the service that was done

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Speaker 1: to your home. I don't think so. You are wrong, buddy,

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Speaker 1: because you guys made the mistake a tip of my vious.

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Speaker 1: If somebody breaks my voice, you send the guy to

1032
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Speaker 1: fix my problem service. That's fine. We can unplug the

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Speaker 1: triple play right now. We can lose your te phone service,

1034
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Speaker 1: your cable and your computer right now. That's how you

1035
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Speaker 1: want to play. No, I I'm gonna pay you know,

1036
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna sue. Hello? Are you who? Sue? Who's you?

1037
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Speaker 1: Have no right to do that to me? Sir? Who?

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Speaker 1: Who are you gonna serve me around? Sir? Again? This

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Speaker 1: is exactly what we get from people like you every

1040
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Speaker 1: single dayn no, no, no, no no no I think so.

1041
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Speaker 1: I pay every bill since the day I moved in,

1042
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Speaker 1: so I never own you a single bill, sir. Anything.

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Speaker 1: The guy came over here to his stool, the service

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Speaker 1: story nine dollars, he staple the buyers. He made a mistake,

1045
01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:32,560
Speaker 1: and now you want me to pay for you guys mistake. Sir?

1046
01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:34,120
Speaker 1: Can you please hold on while I check with one

1047
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:42,800
Speaker 1: of my managers. Yeahs bit, you try to tell me

1048
01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:49,200
Speaker 1: some stuff. No, I'm freakingly gonna call a lawyer sue

1049
01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:51,280
Speaker 1: hell are Then they send the freaking guy to fix,

1050
01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:53,440
Speaker 1: says when he broke their lives, then need to pay

1051
01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:57,120
Speaker 1: for these own mistakes. Now they sitting jackasses. Asked for

1052
01:00:57,200 --> 01:01:03,200
Speaker 1: what un and the guy yeah, I just spoke with

1053
01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:05,800
Speaker 1: some managers here and either you can actually put a

1054
01:01:05,880 --> 01:01:08,240
Speaker 1: deposit down now, I can take half of it and

1055
01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:11,920
Speaker 1: half later. Uh and if not, I'm going to unplugged service.

1056
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:15,120
Speaker 1: Well do whatever you want to, buddy, because you could

1057
01:01:15,160 --> 01:01:16,960
Speaker 1: you not call me buddy because you're really pressing my

1058
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:20,720
Speaker 1: buttons here. I'm trying to be very professional here. Jack, okay, Jack,

1059
01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:23,320
Speaker 1: you know you do jack me out, don't. Okay, you're

1060
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:26,919
Speaker 1: jacking this company around. Well, freak you a bitch, don't

1061
01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:29,680
Speaker 1: beat me out on your bitch. You give me the

1062
01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:33,120
Speaker 1: wrong person your best. Let's not even start what you

1063
01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:36,080
Speaker 1: bet up? Do you want come dom, Mr Nick Tishi,

1064
01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:39,360
Speaker 1: you want your bit. I want to apologize. That's not

1065
01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:42,160
Speaker 1: the way that this company handles the situations. And here

1066
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:45,240
Speaker 1: you stop to tell me jack before? What are you

1067
01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:49,400
Speaker 1: calling jacky? Jack? You're jackass. You're right we should not

1068
01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:51,640
Speaker 1: have handled the situation. Now I've discussed. You should never

1069
01:01:51,720 --> 01:01:54,440
Speaker 1: called me up. Jack. Ain't ficking jack Jack here, you're

1070
01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:59,480
Speaker 1: Jack you ass. You don't know buddy, You're right, sir,

1071
01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:02,200
Speaker 1: I have nicky alright. I have one less thing to

1072
01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:04,840
Speaker 1: tell you, sir. My name is Greg T from the

1073
01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:07,800
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran Morning Show. And this is all a foe tap.

1074
01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:17,440
Speaker 1: You've been foe tap Natasha put us up to it, sir?

1075
01:02:19,880 --> 01:02:32,040
Speaker 1: Are you that you are fantastic? Free money tap? It

1076
01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:34,080
Speaker 1: is the free mony. Why don't we have a guy

1077
01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:36,160
Speaker 1: named Mo Bounce telling us it's the free money phone tap?

1078
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:40,160
Speaker 1: Come here, Mo, seriously? Can I can't I just say?

1079
01:02:40,320 --> 01:02:42,040
Speaker 1: Can't I just say that's the free money phone tap?

1080
01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:45,640
Speaker 1: But we have to have this? Couldn't I just say

1081
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:47,120
Speaker 1: that's the free money phonep Why do you have to

1082
01:02:47,160 --> 01:02:49,080
Speaker 1: say it in that little because you pay me to

1083
01:02:49,640 --> 01:02:52,280
Speaker 1: what's the answer? I don't know? Is no short for more?

1084
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:59,760
Speaker 1: You're so white? This is the free Monty phone tap.

1085
01:02:59,840 --> 01:03:01,600
Speaker 1: I'm to give away money and here's how you do it.

1086
01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:07,280
Speaker 1: I go to Elvis durand dot com. No, No, go

1087
01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:11,600
Speaker 1: to Elvis Duran dot com. Be calling one hundred. Do

1088
01:03:11,720 --> 01:03:15,600
Speaker 1: do that to one hundred. You've got a warn Man

1089
01:03:15,680 --> 01:03:18,720
Speaker 1: Tree information Official rules for the Brooklyn Betting Free Money

1090
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Speaker 1: phone Tap. Visit Elvis durant dot Com keyword contests, Elvis

1091
01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:30,080
Speaker 1: Durrant in the morning shows, Free money phone tab Lily,

1092
01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:37,320
Speaker 1: you just won one dollars. Who do you spend all

1093
01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:41,920
Speaker 1: that money on? I don't know. Probably my granddaughters? Oh

1094
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:45,400
Speaker 1: my god, you've got you've got granddaughters. I got, I

1095
01:03:45,480 --> 01:03:48,800
Speaker 1: got four grandchildren. Goodness. Now you don't smoke around them,

1096
01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:52,520
Speaker 1: do you? No? No, I'm using the E cigarette now,

1097
01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:58,520
Speaker 1: good good grandma? Hey, look enjoy your money. But most

1098
01:03:58,560 --> 01:03:59,720
Speaker 1: of all, thank you for listening to it. Do you

1099
01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:02,800
Speaker 1: listen every day? I can't believe I've got tomorrow? Thank you?

1100
01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:06,080
Speaker 1: Thank you? Thank you? Do you listen every day? Every day? Oh?

1101
01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:08,040
Speaker 1: Thank god? Well, thank you for listening. And I hope

1102
01:04:08,080 --> 01:04:13,760
Speaker 1: you you. What are your grandkids names? Go day la Al, Yeah,

1103
01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:24,280
Speaker 1: I don't Angelica, So what's my last one? They all

1104
01:04:24,320 --> 01:04:27,640
Speaker 1: sound like rock stars to me. Really, thank you for listening.

1105
01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:29,920
Speaker 1: You tell your grandkids hello, and don't tell him you

1106
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:33,000
Speaker 1: got money. They'll take it off from you. You're smoking

1107
01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:35,000
Speaker 1: an E cigarette or an e joint? What are you smoking?

1108
01:04:37,480 --> 01:04:40,120
Speaker 1: Can't do joint anymore? I know, you know I did.

1109
01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:43,120
Speaker 1: I actually I chewed on a gummy gummy edible the

1110
01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:45,439
Speaker 1: other day and it just wrecked my day. I can't

1111
01:04:45,480 --> 01:04:47,400
Speaker 1: do it anymore. God, I missed those days I used

1112
01:04:47,400 --> 01:04:49,600
Speaker 1: to awake in bank and I just can't do it anymore.

1113
01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:55,880
Speaker 1: I can't paranoid, still be doing it. You get paranoid

1114
01:04:55,880 --> 01:04:57,680
Speaker 1: when you when you back in the day, when you're

1115
01:04:57,680 --> 01:05:01,720
Speaker 1: smoking pot the ganja. Yeah, we're supposed to make you happy.

1116
01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:03,920
Speaker 1: We gotta go, We gotta We can't talk about drugs anymore,

1117
01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:07,280
Speaker 1: according to our according to our research, drug talk is

1118
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:09,960
Speaker 1: just not good for our rating. Get Laney over there,

1119
01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:12,160
Speaker 1: all right, hold on one second, enjoy your money another

1120
01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:14,520
Speaker 1: free money phone tap tomorrow morning. What was it you

1121
01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:17,720
Speaker 1: said about me? Scary Elvis. You always have this mantra

1122
01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:20,880
Speaker 1: and that is you. You always say you need well

1123
01:05:21,040 --> 01:05:25,400
Speaker 1: this this idea that you need to live your best life. Yeah,

1124
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:28,240
Speaker 1: you should always live your voice your best life. God,

1125
01:05:28,560 --> 01:05:31,080
Speaker 1: can you imagine not? No matter what's going on in

1126
01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:34,800
Speaker 1: this world, you gotta remember that you're alive, you're breathing.

1127
01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:38,360
Speaker 1: You've got great friends. You can have a cocktail from

1128
01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:40,959
Speaker 1: time to time. You can. You can rejoice the happy things,

1129
01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:42,960
Speaker 1: be sad about the bad ones, because you need to

1130
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:44,960
Speaker 1: feel those things. Yeah, you need to live your best

1131
01:05:45,040 --> 01:05:47,280
Speaker 1: life right So, when I was getting pressured recently from

1132
01:05:47,320 --> 01:05:49,600
Speaker 1: my family, like hey, when are you gonna like settle down?

1133
01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:51,840
Speaker 1: When are you gonna get married, have kids, you popped

1134
01:05:51,880 --> 01:05:54,320
Speaker 1: into my head that night and live your best, your

1135
01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:56,720
Speaker 1: best life, And I'm like, I am living my best life.

1136
01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:58,920
Speaker 1: I'm happy. I don't need to make any changes right now.

1137
01:05:59,360 --> 01:06:01,880
Speaker 1: Like like Bethany, how many people are like in your

1138
01:06:01,920 --> 01:06:04,120
Speaker 1: life saying when are you gonna get married? When you're

1139
01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:06,840
Speaker 1: gonna have a baby. Luckily, the people in my life

1140
01:06:06,920 --> 01:06:09,280
Speaker 1: know that that's not something I'm interested in right now,

1141
01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:12,080
Speaker 1: so they have My grandmother is the only one. My

1142
01:06:12,160 --> 01:06:14,760
Speaker 1: grandmother is very upset that I broke up with my

1143
01:06:14,840 --> 01:06:18,240
Speaker 1: ex because she wants me to have someone anyone. Grandma's

1144
01:06:18,280 --> 01:06:20,720
Speaker 1: are funny. Grandma's want you to have kids too, though. Yeah,

1145
01:06:20,800 --> 01:06:22,840
Speaker 1: she definitely she's Did you tell her why you're never

1146
01:06:22,880 --> 01:06:26,520
Speaker 1: gonna have a kid? Well, my dad to tell everyone,

1147
01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:28,080
Speaker 1: tell everyone why you're never gonna have a kid, because

1148
01:06:28,080 --> 01:06:30,000
Speaker 1: you're like me, because I don't want to spend my

1149
01:06:30,080 --> 01:06:32,080
Speaker 1: money on a kid and I don't have time for him.

1150
01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:37,600
Speaker 1: I don't know why is that expensive? You know what

1151
01:06:37,720 --> 01:06:40,600
Speaker 1: my answer? Remember Daniel at your wedding, but your family.

1152
01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:43,120
Speaker 1: I mean, she was married for four minutes and her

1153
01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:45,400
Speaker 1: family is already pastoring her to have children. And what

1154
01:06:45,520 --> 01:06:47,520
Speaker 1: did I tell you to tell them that you'll never

1155
01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:49,720
Speaker 1: you can't have kids because because you do it in

1156
01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:56,560
Speaker 1: the button. Yeah, there's nothing better than if grandmother's like,

1157
01:06:56,760 --> 01:06:58,400
Speaker 1: when you're gonna have a job, Well, I'm like, I

1158
01:06:58,440 --> 01:07:00,480
Speaker 1: don't know. We gotta start doing it. I'm doing it

1159
01:07:00,560 --> 01:07:04,360
Speaker 1: in the but I can't get pregnant. My grandmother used

1160
01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:06,600
Speaker 1: to buy me before we were even engaged. She would

1161
01:07:06,640 --> 01:07:09,080
Speaker 1: buy me wedding cake toppers and back them up as

1162
01:07:09,120 --> 01:07:12,120
Speaker 1: gifts and I'd say, Grandma, he's sitting right here and

1163
01:07:12,160 --> 01:07:14,360
Speaker 1: we're not even engaged. Then she would buy me baby

1164
01:07:14,440 --> 01:07:16,880
Speaker 1: presents when I was She said, if you want to

1165
01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:19,760
Speaker 1: have the millennial baby, you need to start working on

1166
01:07:19,880 --> 01:07:22,760
Speaker 1: it now. But Grandma, we're not. No, we're not ready yet.

1167
01:07:23,320 --> 01:07:25,080
Speaker 1: My dad told me at this point, because she just

1168
01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:27,200
Speaker 1: won't get the point that I'm not going to get

1169
01:07:27,200 --> 01:07:29,120
Speaker 1: married right now, she my dad is like, just tell

1170
01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:31,680
Speaker 1: her you're gay. Just tell her you're gay. She'll be

1171
01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:34,240
Speaker 1: scandalized and then she won't ask you again. So when

1172
01:07:34,320 --> 01:07:36,560
Speaker 1: Spencer are going to make your grandma shut the hell off.

1173
01:07:36,600 --> 01:07:42,520
Speaker 1: He's only twelve, are you? Your son is at the

1174
01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:46,040
Speaker 1: age where he could reproduce. You know that Camilla Cabello

1175
01:07:46,160 --> 01:07:48,640
Speaker 1: wants to like hook up with him and that you

1176
01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:51,480
Speaker 1: turn that music? Would you give your twelve year old

1177
01:07:51,560 --> 01:07:55,200
Speaker 1: son a pass with Camila Cabeo? No, he could kiss her.

1178
01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:57,959
Speaker 1: But that's what about in four years? In four years?

1179
01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:05,920
Speaker 1: What's wrong? Straight? Right now? The executive producer of our

1180
01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:10,120
Speaker 1: show is so upset, come to the microphone. Awkward. Yeah,

1181
01:08:10,440 --> 01:08:14,240
Speaker 1: let's say six years. Let's say six years. But hold on,

1182
01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:16,200
Speaker 1: if she had a twelve year old girl, we would

1183
01:08:16,240 --> 01:08:17,960
Speaker 1: not be talking about if she could have a passing

1184
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:21,400
Speaker 1: four years. Because he's a twelve year old boy. We're like, yeah,

1185
01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:27,120
Speaker 1: four years. Hop on what year will Spencer start shaving

1186
01:08:27,160 --> 01:08:31,160
Speaker 1: his most tops earlier than? Could you need to shave hers?

1187
01:08:31,160 --> 01:08:35,759
Speaker 1: That's a little bush throwing something at you now, Bethany,

1188
01:08:35,960 --> 01:08:37,760
Speaker 1: what the guy you used to do the morning show

1189
01:08:37,800 --> 01:08:39,920
Speaker 1: with Dave Ryan? He's in the building. Where is he?

1190
01:08:40,080 --> 01:08:41,720
Speaker 1: I don't know. He's down by a key to you.

1191
01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:44,240
Speaker 1: I texted him he should come in. We want we

1192
01:08:44,360 --> 01:08:46,559
Speaker 1: have we have questions. I wish he would have warned

1193
01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:50,559
Speaker 1: us about she would have had a lot to say.

1194
01:08:50,640 --> 01:08:54,240
Speaker 1: Were you going to Elizabeth go find Go find Dave

1195
01:08:54,320 --> 01:08:58,280
Speaker 1: Ryan asked him why he didn't warn us about Bethany

1196
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:00,600
Speaker 1: guy I used to do mornings in the building to

1197
01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:02,720
Speaker 1: want to talk to him. No, we don't want to

1198
01:09:02,720 --> 01:09:06,000
Speaker 1: talk to him, Daniel. Alright. So somebody threw a bra

1199
01:09:06,280 --> 01:09:08,320
Speaker 1: and it hit Luke Brian in the head while he

1200
01:09:08,439 --> 01:09:11,560
Speaker 1: was performing last Saturday at Syric Gears. He stops the

1201
01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:14,880
Speaker 1: show and he says, when you throw abroad someone kind

1202
01:09:14,880 --> 01:09:16,880
Speaker 1: of watch the face. Don't hit me in the face

1203
01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:21,120
Speaker 1: with something where your boobies were. Those underwires many they

1204
01:09:21,160 --> 01:09:23,439
Speaker 1: can knock you out. It's crazy. So Pink is doing

1205
01:09:23,479 --> 01:09:25,719
Speaker 1: something pretty cool or getting something pretty cool. The Video

1206
01:09:25,880 --> 01:09:29,040
Speaker 1: Vanguard Award at this year's vm AS. That's the Michael

1207
01:09:29,080 --> 01:09:32,200
Speaker 1: Jackson Video Vanguard Guard Awards. A congratulations style. By the way,

1208
01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:36,160
Speaker 1: this is the art can't wait. I'm so excited. The

1209
01:09:36,240 --> 01:09:39,120
Speaker 1: guy who wrote the original Gremlins movie, he just finished

1210
01:09:39,160 --> 01:09:42,200
Speaker 1: the script for the third installment. It's called He said,

1211
01:09:42,240 --> 01:09:45,240
Speaker 1: it's very twisted, it's very dark. He also said he

1212
01:09:45,439 --> 01:09:49,280
Speaker 1: might kill off Gizmo. Remember Gizmo from the Gremlins. You

1213
01:09:49,360 --> 01:09:52,599
Speaker 1: can't kill off gizmos. The whole damn franchise makes sense.

1214
01:09:52,680 --> 01:09:55,080
Speaker 1: So yeah, that would be crazy. CBS is considering a

1215
01:09:55,160 --> 01:09:57,920
Speaker 1: singing competition show because we need another one, and if

1216
01:09:57,960 --> 01:10:00,080
Speaker 1: it happens, all four of the major networks will have

1217
01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:03,800
Speaker 1: a singing competition show. This still makes me crazy because

1218
01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:06,200
Speaker 1: I can't believe it that Drake is not on the

1219
01:10:06,240 --> 01:10:09,720
Speaker 1: Billboard Hot one. It's the first time since two thousand nine.

1220
01:10:10,280 --> 01:10:12,400
Speaker 1: He was there eight years, two months and twenty three

1221
01:10:12,479 --> 01:10:15,280
Speaker 1: days and now Drake is m I A. So I

1222
01:10:15,360 --> 01:10:18,320
Speaker 1: don't know. It's kind of crazy. I'm so sorry. I'm

1223
01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:21,240
Speaker 1: so choked up over the Drakes. You know, he still exists,

1224
01:10:21,280 --> 01:10:23,200
Speaker 1: He's just not on the chart. He's just last week

1225
01:10:23,240 --> 01:10:24,680
Speaker 1: he was on the chart. He had two songs on

1226
01:10:24,760 --> 01:10:27,679
Speaker 1: the charts last week, but then they kind of disappeared. Uh. Tonight,

1227
01:10:27,720 --> 01:10:30,000
Speaker 1: we've got the c m A Fest two thousand and seventeen.

1228
01:10:30,040 --> 01:10:32,240
Speaker 1: America's Got Talent is on as well. The F Word

1229
01:10:32,320 --> 01:10:35,439
Speaker 1: with Gordon is on serious premare of MTV Undressed, and

1230
01:10:35,640 --> 01:10:38,280
Speaker 1: next hour we are going to talk about Daniel Craig.

1231
01:10:38,360 --> 01:10:39,960
Speaker 1: They must have thrown a lot of cash on him

1232
01:10:39,960 --> 01:10:42,320
Speaker 1: because he's coming back as James von He said he

1233
01:10:42,360 --> 01:10:44,120
Speaker 1: would never do it again. Full of crap is what

1234
01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:47,240
Speaker 1: he is. By the way, we were out of coffee couch.

1235
01:10:47,320 --> 01:10:49,920
Speaker 1: We just we just received some coffee cups from our

1236
01:10:49,960 --> 01:10:53,400
Speaker 1: friends at quick check check. Coffee tastes better in a

1237
01:10:53,520 --> 01:10:56,880
Speaker 1: quick check cup, mark my word. All right, should we

1238
01:10:56,880 --> 01:10:59,280
Speaker 1: take a break? What do we do after that? What's

1239
01:10:59,280 --> 01:11:01,000
Speaker 1: your plan? What's your road map for the show today?

1240
01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:06,439
Speaker 1: National joke? Gime mere Gregory, you have let me hear one,

1241
01:11:07,640 --> 01:11:11,280
Speaker 1: give me one joke. It's the delivery. Here we go. Okay,

1242
01:11:11,320 --> 01:11:13,680
Speaker 1: you guys ready. By the way, if you have to

1243
01:11:13,760 --> 01:11:17,000
Speaker 1: ask that these are really good, you're gonna like these. No, no,

1244
01:11:17,080 --> 01:11:19,960
Speaker 1: don't tell us that. Okay, okay, just do the joke. Okay,

1245
01:11:20,520 --> 01:11:23,880
Speaker 1: what did the finger say to the thumb? What did

1246
01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:32,439
Speaker 1: the finger? I'm in glove with you? Get it? We

1247
01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:35,639
Speaker 1: need better, but I'm in with you. You know. Uncle

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Speaker 1: Johnny has better jokes than that. Get Uncle Johnny in

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Speaker 1: the No, we're gonna don't want to knock knock, No, no, no,

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01:11:43,040 --> 01:11:44,800
Speaker 1: you need better jokes. This is a good one, though.

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01:11:44,840 --> 01:11:49,920
Speaker 1: Can you get Uncle Johnny on Daisy Daisy who day?

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Speaker 1: Sy Me Rolling they hated. We gotta go No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: this is bad. No no, no, no no, we're not okay,

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01:11:59,240 --> 01:12:02,360
Speaker 1: We're gonna scratch the great t bitch. Done. Done, you

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Speaker 1: can go home. You're good. I gotta take a break.

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01:12:06,200 --> 01:12:12,240
Speaker 1: I'm trying to why why don't dinosaurs talk? They're dead?

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01:12:13,200 --> 01:12:18,600
Speaker 1: Oh too soon? All right, let's let's go find some

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01:12:18,720 --> 01:12:22,560
Speaker 1: better jokes. We'll be back about the official Instagram of

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Speaker 1: That's all I have to say. Hey, I listen to

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Speaker 1: you guys every morning. I'm loving it here. Stupid guy's name,

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Speaker 1: Elvis is Elvis in the Morning Show. Wherever you're waking

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Speaker 1: up today, however you're starting your day, thank you for

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Speaker 1: being with us. If you want to call us one

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Speaker 1: But I have to say this message and data rates

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Speaker 1: don't want you to be shocked, we legally have to

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Speaker 1: say message and data rates may apply. We go to Kyle,

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Speaker 1: who just went fifty dollars on a scratch off to

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Speaker 1: start his morning. What a great way to start today, Kyle, congratulations,

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Now, how are you going to spend that

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01:13:42,240 --> 01:13:45,800
Speaker 1: fifty I am not. I'm actually thinking it to my

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01:13:46,040 --> 01:13:49,720
Speaker 1: parents have had a few months and a little bit

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01:13:49,760 --> 01:13:51,960
Speaker 1: extra money. I can get them to help them out.

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01:13:53,160 --> 01:13:55,040
Speaker 1: You're such a you're a good son. Now. I want

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01:13:55,080 --> 01:13:57,920
Speaker 1: to have kids if I can. If I could have

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01:13:57,960 --> 01:14:00,200
Speaker 1: a son like Kyle, I'd be that'd be cool. But

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01:14:00,280 --> 01:14:02,439
Speaker 1: it's a it's it's a crapshoot whether they turn out

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01:14:02,479 --> 01:14:04,439
Speaker 1: well or not. Exactly, Kyle, you could have been evil

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01:14:04,479 --> 01:14:07,400
Speaker 1: and just spent the money on yourself. Well, congratulations on

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01:14:07,479 --> 01:14:09,160
Speaker 1: starting your day that way. And please tell your mom

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01:14:09,200 --> 01:14:10,920
Speaker 1: and dad we said hi, and we think that they

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01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:12,599
Speaker 1: have a really cool son. They did a great job

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01:14:12,680 --> 01:14:15,760
Speaker 1: raising you obviously, Thank you, thank you. Love you guys.

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01:14:15,840 --> 01:14:20,160
Speaker 1: Listening all the podcast plans, actually listening to replay channel

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01:14:20,160 --> 01:14:22,560
Speaker 1: from yesterday. When I think it was yours. They called me,

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01:14:23,120 --> 01:14:28,040
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, did you listen to the cord Over Street interview?

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01:14:28,960 --> 01:14:33,040
Speaker 1: I only called parts of who one of the songs yesterday,

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Speaker 1: So that's why I was listening to replace, so I

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Speaker 1: could try and hear the whole thing that you was

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01:14:37,120 --> 01:14:41,639
Speaker 1: fueled by tequila. Yeah, we were drinking. I heard that part.

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Speaker 1: You guys are a little frustrated. They were running late

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01:14:43,520 --> 01:14:45,559
Speaker 1: with it. The end of the end of the interview

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Speaker 1: is the best because people are slearring their words. I

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01:14:49,280 --> 01:14:51,240
Speaker 1: don't remember how it ended. And then and then I

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01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:53,880
Speaker 1: took him out to lunch and I did drinks with

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01:14:54,200 --> 01:14:58,439
Speaker 1: cord Over Street and his father. We kept going. His father,

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01:14:58,600 --> 01:15:03,080
Speaker 1: Paul over Street, is a huge, huge Grammy winning country song, right,

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Speaker 1: and we just had a great time. Yeah, it's actually

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01:15:06,280 --> 01:15:09,519
Speaker 1: called part of that with the dad wrote um Forever

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01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:13,960
Speaker 1: and ever Amen. Yeah, and another one this songs listening

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Speaker 1: to I'm kind of forward in the South, so just

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01:15:16,680 --> 01:15:18,639
Speaker 1: listen to a lot of country growing up, and that's cool.

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01:15:18,800 --> 01:15:21,800
Speaker 1: We love that. I love it when people listen to

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01:15:21,880 --> 01:15:23,640
Speaker 1: every kind of music I hate. And you know, you

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01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:25,519
Speaker 1: listen to the station right now, and we definitely played

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01:15:25,560 --> 01:15:27,200
Speaker 1: this kind of music and that's all we play, and

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01:15:27,280 --> 01:15:28,840
Speaker 1: that makes me mad. I wish we could play everything.

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01:15:28,920 --> 01:15:33,280
Speaker 1: I want to play a nice waltz. Yeah, we gotta run, Kyle,

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01:15:33,360 --> 01:15:36,000
Speaker 1: congratulations on winning. You're a scratch off fifty dollars on

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01:15:36,080 --> 01:15:37,360
Speaker 1: the way to your mom and dad and tell them

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01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:40,760
Speaker 1: we said thank you for raising you so well. All right,

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01:15:40,880 --> 01:15:42,479
Speaker 1: thank you you guys have a great day, and I'll

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01:15:42,600 --> 01:15:45,840
Speaker 1: listen to the replay channel later. Thank you, we appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for your support. Uncle Johnny, where's his music? Is

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01:15:57,680 --> 01:16:00,360
Speaker 1: it too early for your to pay? And your false teeth? Oh? Yes,

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Speaker 1: they're all out. So uncle Johnny, you haven't about of sciatica? Yes,

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01:16:06,320 --> 01:16:09,960
Speaker 1: i am, but I've never had that before. But it's

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01:16:10,280 --> 01:16:12,880
Speaker 1: really painful, but I'm getting used to it. It's all right.

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01:16:13,160 --> 01:16:16,080
Speaker 1: So what exactly is sciatica? It goes from the lower

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01:16:16,200 --> 01:16:19,240
Speaker 1: back and right around down your leg and it's a wicked,

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01:16:19,320 --> 01:16:22,479
Speaker 1: wicked pain. So you are from Boston using that word wicked,

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Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny. We haven't seen you in the city and

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01:16:26,160 --> 01:16:27,640
Speaker 1: so long. I definitely want to have a cocktail with

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Speaker 1: you sometime soon. Yes, soon, I'm going to be I

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01:16:30,280 --> 01:16:32,320
Speaker 1: only have three weeks left out here, I think three

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Speaker 1: or four weeks. Let me say you only three or

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01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:37,200
Speaker 1: four weeks left? Does that mean but you're going to

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Speaker 1: continue living beyond three or four weeks? Beyond that? You know,

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Speaker 1: Uncle uncle Johnny. Today isn't what is it? It's National

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Speaker 1: uh tell a Joke Day? Really, And we know that

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01:16:49,680 --> 01:16:52,960
Speaker 1: you have many jokes. You're a font of joke jokery.

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01:16:53,080 --> 01:16:55,720
Speaker 1: But there is one that's our favorite. Yes, I know,

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01:16:56,040 --> 01:17:02,280
Speaker 1: go right ahead, knock knock the boy blue, little boy Blue.

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01:17:03,040 --> 01:17:10,200
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson all right, all right, well that was funny. Then,

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01:17:11,920 --> 01:17:14,960
Speaker 1: well thank you, Uncle Johnny. We we love you. He's

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01:17:15,080 --> 01:17:18,120
Speaker 1: very upset, though, Uncle Johnny. He because because his jokes

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01:17:18,200 --> 01:17:20,839
Speaker 1: got poo pooed, Your jokes on his funny as Uncle Johnny's.

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01:17:22,360 --> 01:17:24,719
Speaker 1: You know, Uncle Johnny, I just don't have that same knack,

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01:17:24,800 --> 01:17:27,519
Speaker 1: that same flair of telling jokes the way you deliver them.

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01:17:27,800 --> 01:17:30,840
Speaker 1: I'm not a very good joke delivery guy. Tell her,

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01:17:31,120 --> 01:17:35,760
Speaker 1: tell knock. Who's there but Jimmy and Joe and butch

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01:17:35,840 --> 01:17:39,479
Speaker 1: Jimmy and Joe? Who but your arms around me, Jimmy,

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01:17:39,680 --> 01:17:42,920
Speaker 1: kiss and let's go. Joe. See how you just did that?

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01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:46,200
Speaker 1: It was perfect, That was awful. Can I give you

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01:17:46,280 --> 01:17:49,599
Speaker 1: one more joke. I'll run it past Uncle Johnny, past

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01:17:49,680 --> 01:17:54,720
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny. Johnny ready, he's our official joke filter. Okay, no, no,

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01:17:54,880 --> 01:17:57,559
Speaker 1: I have to go Uncle Johnny. Telly one, yes, go ahead,

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Speaker 1: Uncle john Okay, knock knock? Who's idaho with the John?

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01:18:07,160 --> 01:18:11,920
Speaker 1: What I with the John? Let me try mine? You ready?

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01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:15,280
Speaker 1: I don't understand that one? Did you tell him to

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01:18:15,280 --> 01:18:21,599
Speaker 1: tell that joke? Uncle Johnny? Doesn't even make sense? Okay, yes, okay,

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01:18:21,640 --> 01:18:26,479
Speaker 1: here we go. What did was Sabby A say? I'm sorry?

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Speaker 1: What didst What did sushi? Already? You gave the punchline

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Speaker 1: the punch Let I go. You ruined the joke already.

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01:18:38,439 --> 01:18:41,559
Speaker 1: I can't believe you so much to the punch line

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01:18:41,760 --> 01:18:45,600
Speaker 1: is same on man, we gotta go, Uncle Johnny. I

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01:18:45,680 --> 01:18:50,720
Speaker 1: love you. We gotta run. Great is about to jump

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01:18:50,720 --> 01:18:54,840
Speaker 1: out of the building. The problem is it's only three stories, Greg.

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01:18:54,920 --> 01:18:57,280
Speaker 1: He was talking that into a mirror like twenty times

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Speaker 1: in a row. Hey, as far as this goes, knock knock,

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01:18:59,640 --> 01:19:05,439
Speaker 1: who this is? This is over? We're done. Okay, we

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01:19:05,520 --> 01:19:11,519
Speaker 1: gotta go by. I love your Uncle Johnny. I'm just

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Speaker 1: just go. You gotta leave now. What did the baby

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Speaker 1: computer say? To his father. What did the baby computer

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01:19:19,160 --> 01:19:24,640
Speaker 1: say to its father that that there you go, that

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01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:29,360
Speaker 1: he's leave, Oh my god, out of here, knock knock,

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01:19:30,760 --> 01:19:38,720
Speaker 1: sh sh suck at telling jokes. I don't get it.

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01:19:39,320 --> 01:19:41,800
Speaker 1: I don't don't get these jokes in my slow maybe

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01:19:41,840 --> 01:19:44,320
Speaker 1: I'm slowby would have been good if he told it.

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01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:47,040
Speaker 1: It's really cute when he did it in practice in

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01:19:47,120 --> 01:19:49,320
Speaker 1: the rule of joke telling, I do believe if you

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01:19:49,600 --> 01:19:52,519
Speaker 1: mess it up, stop and don't do it again. Leave

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01:19:52,560 --> 01:19:56,040
Speaker 1: it right. You're the comedian here, Brodie. If the punch

1382
01:19:56,120 --> 01:19:58,479
Speaker 1: line is good, you can start it over again like

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01:19:58,600 --> 01:20:01,040
Speaker 1: Adele did it the Grammys. But if it's his jokes,

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01:20:01,080 --> 01:20:03,920
Speaker 1: you gotta move, you gotta leaves not worth it? Hi, Lily,

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01:20:04,800 --> 01:20:09,080
Speaker 1: Hi sharing some awesome news. What's that? Um? Okay? So

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01:20:09,920 --> 01:20:12,400
Speaker 1: when I first met my boyfriend about two years ago,

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01:20:12,520 --> 01:20:15,040
Speaker 1: I told him that I didn't want to get married,

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01:20:15,320 --> 01:20:16,920
Speaker 1: I didn't want to have kids, and I never wanted

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01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:20,960
Speaker 1: to buy a house. And so about three or four

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01:20:21,040 --> 01:20:23,720
Speaker 1: months ago we saw while we saw in the house

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01:20:23,760 --> 01:20:25,519
Speaker 1: that we were going to buy, which we ended up buying.

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01:20:26,400 --> 01:20:28,880
Speaker 1: About a month after that, we found out that we

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01:20:28,960 --> 01:20:32,960
Speaker 1: were pregnant. And then this weekend. We bought tickets to

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01:20:33,040 --> 01:20:38,120
Speaker 1: Vegas to go in the Lopes. Yes, yeah, No, we're super,

1395
01:20:38,160 --> 01:20:40,840
Speaker 1: super excited and I'm really excited. That's super on the show.

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01:20:40,920 --> 01:20:43,479
Speaker 1: Right now, I'm kind of nervous. No, But I love

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01:20:43,520 --> 01:20:45,800
Speaker 1: how it was just like a moment ago you said

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01:20:45,800 --> 01:20:47,240
Speaker 1: you would never do any of those things and now

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01:20:47,280 --> 01:20:49,640
Speaker 1: you're doing. Yeah, when I imagined, and I was like,

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01:20:49,720 --> 01:20:51,840
Speaker 1: you know, I wasn't looking for any type of relationship.

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01:20:51,880 --> 01:20:54,200
Speaker 1: I remember we because used to. We worked across the

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01:20:54,200 --> 01:20:56,400
Speaker 1: streets from each other and we met by chance and

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01:20:56,560 --> 01:20:59,000
Speaker 1: we would just hang out in my car and talk afterwards,

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01:20:59,040 --> 01:21:01,519
Speaker 1: and then it would end up being like four hours later,

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01:21:01,560 --> 01:21:05,120
Speaker 1: and we're like, you never say never, and when you

1406
01:21:05,200 --> 01:21:06,840
Speaker 1: meet the right person, you know it's the right person.

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01:21:06,880 --> 01:21:09,160
Speaker 1: You can't deny it. Congratulations only, May I send you

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01:21:09,240 --> 01:21:17,599
Speaker 1: a shirt to celebrate Knock Knock Cantalope, Cantalope Tonight, Dad's

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01:21:17,640 --> 01:21:24,080
Speaker 1: got the car? Oh no, please make it good? Go ahead? Okay,

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01:21:24,280 --> 01:21:33,040
Speaker 1: So why is your Why is your long? That's true,

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01:21:33,800 --> 01:21:39,599
Speaker 1: it's actually factual joke. Let's go around the room. We'll

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01:21:39,600 --> 01:21:41,600
Speaker 1: start with scary. What's on your mind today? Scary? So

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01:21:41,640 --> 01:21:43,439
Speaker 1: I was invited to a Labor Day weekend wedding, and

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01:21:43,520 --> 01:21:45,960
Speaker 1: as I do on all holiday weekend weddings, I declined

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01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:48,680
Speaker 1: the invite for you. But I later found out that

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01:21:48,840 --> 01:21:52,560
Speaker 1: this couple wanted a small guest list, so they deliberately

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01:21:52,720 --> 01:21:55,400
Speaker 1: made it that way. So if you're planning a wedding

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01:21:55,439 --> 01:21:57,479
Speaker 1: where you don't know who to invite, whatever the case,

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01:21:57,560 --> 01:22:00,240
Speaker 1: and you don't want to leave people out, have during

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01:22:00,280 --> 01:22:03,439
Speaker 1: the holiday Christmas morning wedding would and then you know,

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01:22:03,720 --> 01:22:05,880
Speaker 1: it'll sort itself out in the list will deplete. There

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01:22:05,920 --> 01:22:07,559
Speaker 1: you go, and then a few people will show up.

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01:22:07,600 --> 01:22:11,160
Speaker 1: You're like, oh god, hey, what's up, Bethany. I like

1424
01:22:11,240 --> 01:22:13,040
Speaker 1: it when people in my life call me on my crap.

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01:22:13,160 --> 01:22:14,800
Speaker 1: You got to keep friends around you who will be

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01:22:14,880 --> 01:22:18,040
Speaker 1: honest with you. And this morning downstairs, when I saw Mustafa,

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01:22:18,120 --> 01:22:21,040
Speaker 1: I ordered one coffee and I said, have a good day.

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01:22:21,080 --> 01:22:23,320
Speaker 1: I'll see you tomorrow, and he goes, unless I see

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01:22:23,360 --> 01:22:26,000
Speaker 1: you later, Because I'm about to go down and get

1430
01:22:26,040 --> 01:22:31,280
Speaker 1: another coffee. He doesn't. He let me pull crap. I

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01:22:31,320 --> 01:22:34,320
Speaker 1: need some caffeine too, would you grab me one? Hey

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01:22:34,520 --> 01:22:37,839
Speaker 1: what's up? Daniel? So yesterday we're listening to my playlist

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01:22:37,880 --> 01:22:41,320
Speaker 1: off of my phone in the car and Christmas music

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01:22:41,400 --> 01:22:43,479
Speaker 1: came on, and I'm like, oh, I think I'm gonna

1435
01:22:43,520 --> 01:22:45,439
Speaker 1: sat And then I'm like, no, I'm not. I'm going

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01:22:45,520 --> 01:22:47,400
Speaker 1: to leave this cute of Christmas music on. It was

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01:22:47,479 --> 01:22:50,519
Speaker 1: Michael Boublet, I think Christmas, and I'm like, I don't care,

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01:22:50,600 --> 01:22:52,519
Speaker 1: I'm keeping it on. And it put me in such

1439
01:22:52,600 --> 01:22:55,640
Speaker 1: a great mood. So you never know what's gonna like

1440
01:22:56,160 --> 01:22:58,160
Speaker 1: shift your mood and make you feel good about the day.

1441
01:22:58,240 --> 01:22:59,960
Speaker 1: But the Christmas music really put me in a good

1442
01:23:00,120 --> 01:23:03,800
Speaker 1: Christmas in August. You know what, there's something uplifting about

1443
01:23:03,880 --> 01:23:06,240
Speaker 1: Christmas music. What can we play Gary? Oh, I got

1444
01:23:06,400 --> 01:23:12,360
Speaker 1: Jess Bieber. You know we did play play writer. We

1445
01:23:12,439 --> 01:23:18,160
Speaker 1: did we could play Merry Christmas. What are you saying?

1446
01:23:19,640 --> 01:23:24,759
Speaker 1: You know, as we speak, I Heart Radio executives gathering

1447
01:23:24,840 --> 01:23:28,320
Speaker 1: downstairs in the I Heart Radio Theater and uh, they're

1448
01:23:28,360 --> 01:23:31,240
Speaker 1: doing what we call the I Heart Radio Music Summit,

1449
01:23:31,640 --> 01:23:33,439
Speaker 1: where all of our friends who work in the music

1450
01:23:33,479 --> 01:23:38,439
Speaker 1: industry bring music in from artists, new ones and once

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Speaker 1: we've already heard so exciting. There's one artist I'm introducing

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Speaker 1: Today's name is alex Iana. Is that you say his name? Billy?

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01:23:44,280 --> 01:23:48,080
Speaker 1: How do you say his name aona I I don

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01:23:48,200 --> 01:23:51,719
Speaker 1: know which sounds Hawaiian. It does, well, he's he's actually

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01:23:51,800 --> 01:23:55,800
Speaker 1: half some moan, So okay, which is my favorite girl

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01:23:55,840 --> 01:23:59,800
Speaker 1: scout Cookie? Actually it is mine as well. I own

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01:23:59,840 --> 01:24:03,000
Speaker 1: a I don't know anyway. So, by the way, Billy

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01:24:03,080 --> 01:24:05,360
Speaker 1: Man has been in the music business for a billion years.

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01:24:05,720 --> 01:24:08,799
Speaker 1: He's brought us incredible music from the pinks of the world.

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01:24:08,880 --> 01:24:11,200
Speaker 1: And I mean, just justin Timberlake. You've worked with you

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01:24:11,280 --> 01:24:13,960
Speaker 1: worked with everyone, So now, why what's wrong? Why are

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01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:16,559
Speaker 1: you a billion years? I'm like, it's a long time.

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01:24:16,800 --> 01:24:20,439
Speaker 1: I know I still have hair though, miraculous it's the

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01:24:20,479 --> 01:24:24,200
Speaker 1: wig is coming off a Harry musician anyway. So when

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01:24:24,240 --> 01:24:27,040
Speaker 1: Billy brings us an artist, we pay attention. So alex

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Speaker 1: Iona is who I'm introducing downstairs, and a couple of

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01:24:29,760 --> 01:24:33,320
Speaker 1: other artists as well to be determined later. And uh,

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01:24:33,840 --> 01:24:35,439
Speaker 1: you really believe in this guy? What is it you

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01:24:35,560 --> 01:24:38,360
Speaker 1: see as a music professional? What is it about alex

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01:24:38,439 --> 01:24:40,479
Speaker 1: that has he's got something going on? This is the

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01:24:40,520 --> 01:24:42,760
Speaker 1: beauty of the world we're living in is because he's

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01:24:42,800 --> 01:24:45,960
Speaker 1: already he's already got an audience. So by the time

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01:24:46,160 --> 01:24:48,920
Speaker 1: some the music industry today by the time the music

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01:24:48,960 --> 01:24:52,280
Speaker 1: industry discovers talent, that talent has already been discovered by

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01:24:52,400 --> 01:24:56,320
Speaker 1: millions of kids. So, you know, taking credit for signing

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01:24:56,400 --> 01:24:59,240
Speaker 1: something that already has an audience of eleven million, which

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01:24:59,320 --> 01:25:02,400
Speaker 1: is Alex has an audience of eleven million. Um, I

1478
01:25:02,479 --> 01:25:04,880
Speaker 1: can only say, I think he built his own story.

1479
01:25:05,360 --> 01:25:08,479
Speaker 1: So I think that's what kind of writing on his coattails. Well,

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01:25:08,560 --> 01:25:10,080
Speaker 1: I think that he when you walk in and you

1481
01:25:10,120 --> 01:25:12,840
Speaker 1: already have a career where you're selling concert tickets and

1482
01:25:13,080 --> 01:25:15,160
Speaker 1: you're selling music and t shirts, and you have a

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01:25:15,200 --> 01:25:17,000
Speaker 1: community that all talks. I mean, if you go, if

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01:25:17,000 --> 01:25:19,280
Speaker 1: your listeners look up Alex ion O A I O,

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01:25:19,560 --> 01:25:22,120
Speaker 1: n Oh, they're gonna go on YouTube and see he

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01:25:22,200 --> 01:25:26,000
Speaker 1: has over five million subscribers, half a million on Twitter,

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Speaker 1: two million on Facebook, whatever the numbers are. And all

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01:25:29,280 --> 01:25:31,000
Speaker 1: of a sudden, you think, how come I don't know

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01:25:31,080 --> 01:25:33,360
Speaker 1: about this? Well, you're about to know about him. We

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01:25:33,520 --> 01:25:35,120
Speaker 1: we really think so, I mean, I've met him. He's

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01:25:35,120 --> 01:25:37,559
Speaker 1: a great guy. He is a fantastic performer. Wait, Garrett,

1492
01:25:37,560 --> 01:25:38,920
Speaker 1: what do you know about I just watched a video

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01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:40,920
Speaker 1: with him this morning, with a guy that we've played

1494
01:25:40,960 --> 01:25:43,320
Speaker 1: on the show, Connor Maynard. They did h Bruno Mars

1495
01:25:43,360 --> 01:25:46,000
Speaker 1: twenty four. Carrot Magic mash up No more than two

1496
01:25:46,080 --> 01:25:50,600
Speaker 1: months ago has over seventy million views on YouTube. He did,

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Speaker 1: I mean, he's been doing it for a minute, but

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01:25:52,960 --> 01:25:55,080
Speaker 1: he was also it wasn't you know. The thing about

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01:25:55,120 --> 01:25:57,320
Speaker 1: it is is that there's this belief, this fairy tale

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01:25:57,400 --> 01:26:00,439
Speaker 1: overnight success story, and he's been at this for years.

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01:26:00,760 --> 01:26:02,200
Speaker 1: And he was playing on the street on the third

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01:26:02,240 --> 01:26:05,080
Speaker 1: three prominent in l A and then baby Face worked

1503
01:26:05,080 --> 01:26:07,799
Speaker 1: with him and John Legend, you know, was a mentor

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01:26:07,920 --> 01:26:09,880
Speaker 1: for him, and he just took his time. And he's

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01:26:09,880 --> 01:26:12,679
Speaker 1: also in red. I mean he is, uh, he's he's

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01:26:12,720 --> 01:26:15,599
Speaker 1: a special talent. You know. Everybody comes in they say

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01:26:15,680 --> 01:26:18,280
Speaker 1: this is the answer. But I think his what he's

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01:26:18,320 --> 01:26:20,240
Speaker 1: building on his own is incredible. And now he's an

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01:26:20,280 --> 01:26:23,040
Speaker 1: Interscope Records artist. But I actually like, bring me a

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01:26:23,200 --> 01:26:25,559
Speaker 1: song of his, But this is a song that's someone

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01:26:25,640 --> 01:26:29,400
Speaker 1: else's featuring him, right, So he's right now about he's

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01:26:29,439 --> 01:26:32,479
Speaker 1: going to release his first single this September. But in

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01:26:32,560 --> 01:26:34,720
Speaker 1: the meantime, he did a feature for one of the

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01:26:34,760 --> 01:26:38,400
Speaker 1: biggest DJs in Europe, Felix Yarn, which you know, as

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01:26:38,439 --> 01:26:41,040
Speaker 1: you guys. See there's like features you know Z featuring

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01:26:41,080 --> 01:26:43,439
Speaker 1: B and this came out and went right to number

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01:26:43,479 --> 01:26:45,800
Speaker 1: one in Germany. It was it's been number one for

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01:26:45,880 --> 01:26:48,560
Speaker 1: I think four weeks. And this is his vocals. This

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01:26:48,720 --> 01:26:51,200
Speaker 1: is these are his vocals. Yeah, this is him singing.

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01:26:51,320 --> 01:26:53,560
Speaker 1: This is him singing. Okay, alex Iona, listen to this.

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01:26:55,040 --> 01:27:23,760
Speaker 1: It's easy for you and play getting. He's really good.

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01:27:25,600 --> 01:27:27,599
Speaker 1: Now why is he not here with us right now?

1523
01:27:28,400 --> 01:27:31,400
Speaker 1: I think he's preparing to perform for the I Heart

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01:27:32,000 --> 01:27:34,320
Speaker 1: Music song. I'm introducing him. He can't go until I

1525
01:27:34,479 --> 01:27:37,240
Speaker 1: introduce him, right. No, I think that he's literally just

1526
01:27:37,320 --> 01:27:39,160
Speaker 1: got off a plane and is on his way because

1527
01:27:39,160 --> 01:27:42,679
Speaker 1: he's on tour with Sabrina Carpenter right now. I love her. Hey, Megan,

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01:27:42,920 --> 01:27:47,000
Speaker 1: you've heard of alex Iona right? Oh my gosh, good morning. Yes, Um,

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01:27:47,360 --> 01:27:50,320
Speaker 1: my daughter has been a fan. She's actually in the

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01:27:50,400 --> 01:27:52,880
Speaker 1: car in her way to cheer practice. Morning baby. Um.

1531
01:27:53,400 --> 01:27:55,280
Speaker 1: She has been a fan since day one. Her best

1532
01:27:55,320 --> 01:27:57,439
Speaker 1: friend introduced her. She's going to go see him with

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01:27:57,800 --> 01:28:01,360
Speaker 1: Saberena Carpenter next week. Um, and I took her to

1534
01:28:01,400 --> 01:28:04,040
Speaker 1: seeing that Electric factory in Philly a few weeks ago

1535
01:28:04,240 --> 01:28:06,920
Speaker 1: and It's an amazing show. Isn't it funny? How we

1536
01:28:07,360 --> 01:28:09,880
Speaker 1: we think we know of all of the artist and

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01:28:10,000 --> 01:28:13,200
Speaker 1: we don't. Actually, Billy started a conversation with me about

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01:28:13,240 --> 01:28:15,280
Speaker 1: alex got it over a year ago. Yeah, about a

1539
01:28:15,360 --> 01:28:17,680
Speaker 1: year ago. Yeah, I mean it's but what's amazing is

1540
01:28:17,760 --> 01:28:21,960
Speaker 1: that you know her, her daughter is fully versed and

1541
01:28:22,120 --> 01:28:24,639
Speaker 1: fluent in all things alex Iona. Is that true? Megan,

1542
01:28:24,840 --> 01:28:27,080
Speaker 1: you are not kidding. Oh my gosh, it's ridiculous. But

1543
01:28:27,800 --> 01:28:31,960
Speaker 1: he's so challenged. He's so challenged and a good mommy too.

1544
01:28:32,160 --> 01:28:35,880
Speaker 1: You take away, you're a great mommy. Thank you very

1545
01:28:36,760 --> 01:28:38,559
Speaker 1: We're gonna we're gonna get him. We're gonna get him

1546
01:28:38,560 --> 01:28:40,120
Speaker 1: to sign something. We're gonna send it to you. Of

1547
01:28:40,360 --> 01:28:43,840
Speaker 1: send something to your daughter, she would die. Well, we

1548
01:28:43,880 --> 01:28:47,479
Speaker 1: don't want your daughter. Please stay alive. Hold on, Megan,

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01:28:47,520 --> 01:28:50,439
Speaker 1: would you get Megan's information? That is so cool? Well,

1550
01:28:50,479 --> 01:28:52,840
Speaker 1: it's getting Thank you for coming into thank you for

1551
01:28:52,920 --> 01:28:55,280
Speaker 1: having me, and thanks for bringing this more music. We

1552
01:28:55,400 --> 01:28:57,080
Speaker 1: have to do sounds. We take a break into sound

1553
01:28:57,080 --> 01:29:00,200
Speaker 1: in a minute. I can't hear you right, take it

1554
01:29:00,439 --> 01:29:03,120
Speaker 1: okay straight and n he mouths things. I don't know

1555
01:29:03,160 --> 01:29:05,120
Speaker 1: what he's saying. You know we're on the radio. People

1556
01:29:05,200 --> 01:29:07,320
Speaker 1: need to hear you do you can't say the mayor.

1557
01:29:10,840 --> 01:29:14,360
Speaker 1: I think he just said vacuum, vacuum. Is that what

1558
01:29:14,439 --> 01:29:19,120
Speaker 1: you said? Elvis's personal Instagram account Follow him now at

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Speaker 1: Hanging out with our friend up Billy Man, who's been

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01:29:46,280 --> 01:29:48,040
Speaker 1: in the music business for many years and has been

1567
01:29:48,040 --> 01:29:49,880
Speaker 1: a part of so many great careers, and now he's

1568
01:29:49,920 --> 01:29:52,000
Speaker 1: going to give us all the dirt on everyone. Go ahead,

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01:29:53,400 --> 01:29:55,320
Speaker 1: I mean, well, he's in. He's helping us out with

1570
01:29:55,479 --> 01:29:58,679
Speaker 1: this I Heart Radio Music summit. Downstairs. He's of course

1571
01:29:58,760 --> 01:30:04,000
Speaker 1: today introducing alex Aiono to Iona, and I'm introducing you.

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01:30:04,040 --> 01:30:06,560
Speaker 1: I can't say his name ion A i o n

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01:30:06,640 --> 01:30:09,800
Speaker 1: oh alex Iona. Every time you say it wrong is

1574
01:30:09,880 --> 01:30:12,200
Speaker 1: an opportunity for me to spell it for your listeners.

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01:30:12,439 --> 01:30:15,080
Speaker 1: Thank you. You got to think that you don't know.

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01:30:15,600 --> 01:30:19,920
Speaker 1: I don't know, I know, I know. This is like

1577
01:30:20,040 --> 01:30:24,960
Speaker 1: how you memorized history less right. Alright, Look, here's the thing.

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01:30:25,600 --> 01:30:27,840
Speaker 1: This guy knows music. He knows this business. You know,

1579
01:30:27,920 --> 01:30:30,400
Speaker 1: we just play the music. Billy Man knows that he

1580
01:30:30,479 --> 01:30:33,360
Speaker 1: knows the answers when it comes to like how this

1581
01:30:33,479 --> 01:30:35,800
Speaker 1: music works. What's scary? What's your question for Billy Man

1582
01:30:35,880 --> 01:30:38,760
Speaker 1: from a listener perspective, from somebody who listens to music

1583
01:30:38,840 --> 01:30:43,760
Speaker 1: and enjoyer a fan of what's your question? Question is

1584
01:30:44,840 --> 01:30:47,800
Speaker 1: from the fan? Mr Man? Yes, sir, how do you

1585
01:30:47,840 --> 01:30:51,280
Speaker 1: feel that you can't control craft and market an artist

1586
01:30:51,560 --> 01:30:53,280
Speaker 1: the way it used to be like back in the day,

1587
01:30:53,280 --> 01:30:55,400
Speaker 1: because you know, the artists of the seventies and eighties

1588
01:30:55,400 --> 01:30:57,040
Speaker 1: and the nineties, it was all about what the record?

1589
01:30:58,160 --> 01:31:00,880
Speaker 1: What is he saying? And this is like when he

1590
01:31:01,760 --> 01:31:04,760
Speaker 1: was interviewing weird Al Yanko, did you hear this um

1591
01:31:04,960 --> 01:31:07,599
Speaker 1: scary as a way of not really asking a question.

1592
01:31:08,080 --> 01:31:10,760
Speaker 1: This is okay. Here's the interview question he had for

1593
01:31:10,880 --> 01:31:13,519
Speaker 1: weird Al. Here we go, Um, this is scary. I've

1594
01:31:13,520 --> 01:31:16,200
Speaker 1: been listening to you and your stuff for years. Love

1595
01:31:16,320 --> 01:31:17,760
Speaker 1: all of your stuff Dare to Be Stupid one of

1596
01:31:17,800 --> 01:31:20,920
Speaker 1: my favorite albums. But I gotta, I gotta let you

1597
01:31:21,000 --> 01:31:25,519
Speaker 1: know this. Um, I've never been privy to the process

1598
01:31:25,600 --> 01:31:28,720
Speaker 1: by which you go about getting, you know, permission, you know,

1599
01:31:29,200 --> 01:31:31,920
Speaker 1: to do a parody. Um, you know, because you you know,

1600
01:31:31,960 --> 01:31:34,120
Speaker 1: pretty much you write the what's the process? Like? Do

1601
01:31:34,200 --> 01:31:35,760
Speaker 1: you like the lyrics first? And then you asked for

1602
01:31:35,800 --> 01:31:39,240
Speaker 1: permission because I saw you at at the airport with Iggy.

1603
01:31:39,680 --> 01:31:42,800
Speaker 1: I saw you at the Iggy Azalea thing was rolling

1604
01:31:43,200 --> 01:31:45,280
Speaker 1: rolling on you, guys on you and um, you know,

1605
01:31:45,400 --> 01:31:47,680
Speaker 1: I just wanted to know and you know what that's

1606
01:31:47,720 --> 01:31:52,720
Speaker 1: all about. Okay, So so I got out of this

1607
01:31:52,840 --> 01:31:56,680
Speaker 1: something that's Igza and uh so once again, what is

1608
01:31:56,720 --> 01:32:01,120
Speaker 1: your question for Billy for Billy Man, go ahead? Nowadays

1609
01:32:01,320 --> 01:32:07,120
Speaker 1: artists come with audiences built in millions of fans. Follows. Yes,

1610
01:32:07,200 --> 01:32:11,639
Speaker 1: what's the question? My question is how do record labels

1611
01:32:11,960 --> 01:32:14,200
Speaker 1: feel that they don't get to control them the way

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01:32:14,240 --> 01:32:16,160
Speaker 1: they used to and they don't get to mold them

1613
01:32:16,360 --> 01:32:19,599
Speaker 1: to the way that you want to market industribute? Okay,

1614
01:32:20,520 --> 01:32:26,360
Speaker 1: you understand what I'm saying. Okay, Okay, so we're now wait,

1615
01:32:28,600 --> 01:32:30,320
Speaker 1: by the way, this is what this would be my

1616
01:32:30,680 --> 01:32:32,920
Speaker 1: overall stake in this is that it used to be

1617
01:32:33,240 --> 01:32:36,240
Speaker 1: the music industry was a push business. So they'd find

1618
01:32:36,280 --> 01:32:39,080
Speaker 1: an artist that nobody ever heard of, there's no internet,

1619
01:32:39,720 --> 01:32:42,000
Speaker 1: they find the songs for them, and then they push,

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01:32:42,160 --> 01:32:44,719
Speaker 1: they push into the marketplace. They push it to the people,

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01:32:44,920 --> 01:32:46,920
Speaker 1: and they push it. They say, you know, you throw

1622
01:32:46,920 --> 01:32:48,560
Speaker 1: it against the wall and see what sticks. They go

1623
01:32:48,640 --> 01:32:51,320
Speaker 1: to radio, they do that. Now it's a pool business.

1624
01:32:51,600 --> 01:32:54,720
Speaker 1: Now they see what's out there that's already connecting without them,

1625
01:32:55,080 --> 01:32:57,920
Speaker 1: and they start to curate the choices of what they

1626
01:32:58,040 --> 01:33:01,519
Speaker 1: sign based on lots of things like data and research

1627
01:33:02,200 --> 01:33:04,280
Speaker 1: and streaming numbers, and they look at the I Heart

1628
01:33:04,320 --> 01:33:06,400
Speaker 1: streaming numbers and they look at all of these things

1629
01:33:06,720 --> 01:33:09,920
Speaker 1: and they factor that in and they basically the artists

1630
01:33:09,920 --> 01:33:12,719
Speaker 1: are doing most of the heavy lifting, and they were before,

1631
01:33:12,840 --> 01:33:15,200
Speaker 1: but now they're doing even more. And what that does

1632
01:33:15,360 --> 01:33:17,840
Speaker 1: is that it changed the UH the marketplace, so that

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01:33:17,960 --> 01:33:21,120
Speaker 1: record companies look and they go, if we can sign

1634
01:33:21,240 --> 01:33:24,600
Speaker 1: something that's already working, then we're good at We can

1635
01:33:24,680 --> 01:33:26,920
Speaker 1: take a fire that is showing a flame, and we

1636
01:33:27,000 --> 01:33:30,080
Speaker 1: can put a ton of UH gas on it and

1637
01:33:30,200 --> 01:33:32,560
Speaker 1: fan that flame and create something larger and that's just

1638
01:33:32,680 --> 01:33:36,320
Speaker 1: great answer to the question system, it's it's a better system.

1639
01:33:36,920 --> 01:33:41,360
Speaker 1: Before you can argue that, I think, let me put

1640
01:33:41,400 --> 01:33:44,240
Speaker 1: you this way, whatever it was in the past. Is

1641
01:33:44,400 --> 01:33:47,320
Speaker 1: the transparency that comes with the data and the streaming

1642
01:33:47,360 --> 01:33:50,040
Speaker 1: numbers is it's it's hard to argue. It's hard to argue.

1643
01:33:50,160 --> 01:33:52,200
Speaker 1: Somebody goes on YouTube, like someone's like, oh, I want

1644
01:33:52,200 --> 01:33:54,360
Speaker 1: to be a singer. What do I do? I say,

1645
01:33:54,600 --> 01:33:57,200
Speaker 1: do you have an iPhone or a phone? Just post

1646
01:33:57,280 --> 01:34:00,599
Speaker 1: something up that you've created on YouTube and see what happens.

1647
01:34:00,640 --> 01:34:02,240
Speaker 1: Now that the risk is, of course, is that you

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01:34:02,320 --> 01:34:06,200
Speaker 1: can if my daughter, like my daughter is ten years old,

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01:34:06,320 --> 01:34:08,280
Speaker 1: she's a great singer, she wants to put something up

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01:34:08,320 --> 01:34:12,080
Speaker 1: on YouTube. My concern isn't whether or not she can

1651
01:34:12,160 --> 01:34:14,120
Speaker 1: do it. My concern is with that comes the risk

1652
01:34:14,200 --> 01:34:16,000
Speaker 1: of people that are going to say you're really great,

1653
01:34:16,160 --> 01:34:18,760
Speaker 1: or they can say you're really bad. And I think,

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01:34:19,640 --> 01:34:22,599
Speaker 1: but the democratization of the process for artists is great.

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01:34:22,880 --> 01:34:24,240
Speaker 1: And as much as we want to look at Twitter

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01:34:24,280 --> 01:34:26,320
Speaker 1: and we want to be mad at Twitter, you know,

1657
01:34:26,600 --> 01:34:28,760
Speaker 1: whether you agree with the person or disagree, we all

1658
01:34:28,800 --> 01:34:30,920
Speaker 1: have the same number of characters to work within the

1659
01:34:31,000 --> 01:34:32,439
Speaker 1: space to see what we can do with it. And

1660
01:34:32,520 --> 01:34:34,600
Speaker 1: that's the part in music that technology has been I

1661
01:34:34,680 --> 01:34:39,679
Speaker 1: think a good thing for artists. Answer your question actually

1662
01:34:40,040 --> 01:34:42,800
Speaker 1: gave us a great moment or two with Billy Man.

1663
01:34:43,040 --> 01:34:48,719
Speaker 1: I thank you, well, you're welcome, But I claiming my time,

1664
01:34:49,080 --> 01:34:53,720
Speaker 1: reclaiming my time, claiming time, reclaiming my time. Who is

1665
01:34:53,760 --> 01:34:57,479
Speaker 1: the biggest diva that you've ever worked with? Can you

1666
01:34:57,520 --> 01:35:06,360
Speaker 1: tell us? Uh no, you can't tell us. Don't do that,

1667
01:35:06,520 --> 01:35:10,120
Speaker 1: don't do that. These things. You're so cute, and it's like,

1668
01:35:10,200 --> 01:35:14,240
Speaker 1: I don't want to let you down, all right, I will.

1669
01:35:14,240 --> 01:35:16,160
Speaker 1: I will say May she rest in peace, May she

1670
01:35:16,280 --> 01:35:18,360
Speaker 1: rest in peace? And this is nobody will get this

1671
01:35:18,479 --> 01:35:20,760
Speaker 1: unless you're from Philly and you're into R and B

1672
01:35:20,960 --> 01:35:23,600
Speaker 1: music and you're an adult of my age. But I

1673
01:35:23,760 --> 01:35:26,439
Speaker 1: was always like a huge fan of Phyllis Hyman, which

1674
01:35:26,520 --> 01:35:29,120
Speaker 1: you guys never heard of it. But she was an

1675
01:35:29,120 --> 01:35:32,040
Speaker 1: amazing singer and I was super excited to work with her.

1676
01:35:32,080 --> 01:35:33,600
Speaker 1: And she came in at ten in the morning to

1677
01:35:33,680 --> 01:35:36,320
Speaker 1: a writing session and she literally had a Louis Vuitton

1678
01:35:36,479 --> 01:35:41,080
Speaker 1: case that opened up into a champagne chilled champagne bottle

1679
01:35:41,560 --> 01:35:44,479
Speaker 1: and a glass. One glass didn't bring any for me

1680
01:35:44,880 --> 01:35:48,040
Speaker 1: and with the crystal hang from it, and there was

1681
01:35:48,080 --> 01:35:50,479
Speaker 1: a ritual involved before we got to write songs together

1682
01:35:50,600 --> 01:35:54,920
Speaker 1: that was pretty diva issue, was it was? It wasn't

1683
01:35:54,960 --> 01:35:56,760
Speaker 1: the tantrum that you were looking for. Looking for the

1684
01:35:56,800 --> 01:35:59,439
Speaker 1: negative is the person that I talked to you about before,

1685
01:35:59,560 --> 01:36:02,840
Speaker 1: the person and who probably was the worst. Don't do that.

1686
01:36:05,640 --> 01:36:07,680
Speaker 1: Let me let me think about it, let me think

1687
01:36:07,680 --> 01:36:09,920
Speaker 1: about it. I'm not gonna let you. I mean, he's

1688
01:36:09,920 --> 01:36:12,840
Speaker 1: not gonna answer that question. But no, he's not gonna

1689
01:36:12,840 --> 01:36:15,479
Speaker 1: answer it anywhere. Should he even entertain I'll say you

1690
01:36:15,520 --> 01:36:17,599
Speaker 1: know what, I'll say this to you. The biggest divas

1691
01:36:17,680 --> 01:36:19,400
Speaker 1: that you think would be the biggest divas to me

1692
01:36:19,520 --> 01:36:22,639
Speaker 1: are the nicest, been, the nicest, most gracious people share

1693
01:36:23,120 --> 01:36:28,479
Speaker 1: Shitney Houston, Pink like, these are all great people. Those people,

1694
01:36:28,800 --> 01:36:31,320
Speaker 1: I mean are the absolute salt of the earth. And

1695
01:36:31,439 --> 01:36:33,960
Speaker 1: Pink is like so nice, He's such a sweetheart. But

1696
01:36:34,560 --> 01:36:38,120
Speaker 1: they're real people. What Garrett. My one question that on

1697
01:36:38,240 --> 01:36:42,280
Speaker 1: the music side, albums versus singles, why do people continue

1698
01:36:42,320 --> 01:36:44,360
Speaker 1: to put out albums like Taylor Swifts of the World

1699
01:36:44,520 --> 01:36:47,639
Speaker 1: can put out a full album sell two million copies

1700
01:36:47,680 --> 01:36:51,080
Speaker 1: of that, but then why new artists concentrate on putting

1701
01:36:51,080 --> 01:36:53,160
Speaker 1: out an album when worry about just putting out a

1702
01:36:53,360 --> 01:36:56,360
Speaker 1: single many singles as opposed to a full album and

1703
01:36:56,439 --> 01:36:58,800
Speaker 1: not sell as many copies as Taylor Swift. I think

1704
01:36:58,840 --> 01:37:00,800
Speaker 1: it totally depends on the artist, I think, but I

1705
01:37:01,000 --> 01:37:03,639
Speaker 1: I believe in nobody's gonna deny the fact that it's

1706
01:37:03,680 --> 01:37:06,599
Speaker 1: single driven and that's but see again, there's something cool

1707
01:37:06,680 --> 01:37:08,639
Speaker 1: that's happening from that too, because you guys are playing.

1708
01:37:08,680 --> 01:37:11,439
Speaker 1: You know, Desposito is like three different artists that came

1709
01:37:11,479 --> 01:37:14,160
Speaker 1: together to put out one song, and there's I look

1710
01:37:14,479 --> 01:37:17,080
Speaker 1: I personally, but I'm a I'm of a certain age,

1711
01:37:17,120 --> 01:37:19,160
Speaker 1: like I want to get an album. I want to

1712
01:37:19,200 --> 01:37:21,760
Speaker 1: listen to a body of work. But what's happened is

1713
01:37:21,880 --> 01:37:23,920
Speaker 1: and I'm not you know, there's room for everybody and

1714
01:37:23,960 --> 01:37:27,640
Speaker 1: all of this, but this deconstruction of the album processes.

1715
01:37:27,680 --> 01:37:29,360
Speaker 1: You have a bunch of songs that are sort of

1716
01:37:29,720 --> 01:37:33,800
Speaker 1: tapestry woven together and there's like nine songwriters on every song,

1717
01:37:34,200 --> 01:37:36,000
Speaker 1: and it's different. So I think for the artists that

1718
01:37:36,160 --> 01:37:38,800
Speaker 1: can create album like bodies of work and they have

1719
01:37:38,840 --> 01:37:41,160
Speaker 1: an audience that has an appetite for it, that's great

1720
01:37:41,200 --> 01:37:43,479
Speaker 1: and but in the mainstream market, it's like I think,

1721
01:37:43,960 --> 01:37:45,640
Speaker 1: you know, I look at David Ghetta, you know, I

1722
01:37:46,320 --> 01:37:48,160
Speaker 1: he's someone I've been involved with for a long time,

1723
01:37:48,240 --> 01:37:50,439
Speaker 1: and he just goes one song at a time and

1724
01:37:50,520 --> 01:37:53,160
Speaker 1: he just wants to kill it every time. You know,

1725
01:37:54,240 --> 01:37:57,240
Speaker 1: another question. I promise it's not an embarrassing one. Okay,

1726
01:37:57,280 --> 01:37:59,040
Speaker 1: one more. Now. Back in the day, I feel like

1727
01:37:59,120 --> 01:38:00,760
Speaker 1: you had to be on the same label to work

1728
01:38:00,840 --> 01:38:02,840
Speaker 1: together in order for them to put your music out.

1729
01:38:02,880 --> 01:38:05,360
Speaker 1: And now these artists are like working together from different

1730
01:38:05,439 --> 01:38:10,439
Speaker 1: labels and out. Oh yeah, it's not so easy. No,

1731
01:38:10,640 --> 01:38:12,200
Speaker 1: it's not that easy. It's you know what, it's easy

1732
01:38:12,240 --> 01:38:14,400
Speaker 1: when this is like anything else. When people in power

1733
01:38:14,680 --> 01:38:17,760
Speaker 1: make a decision to do something together, then whomever it

1734
01:38:17,880 --> 01:38:20,439
Speaker 1: is that they would typically be held back from, if

1735
01:38:20,479 --> 01:38:22,800
Speaker 1: they have more profile and power, then it will get done.

1736
01:38:23,400 --> 01:38:26,400
Speaker 1: If the label has more power, it's just like the government. Sorry,

1737
01:38:26,479 --> 01:38:28,599
Speaker 1: I gotta go there. But if you get people from

1738
01:38:28,640 --> 01:38:31,800
Speaker 1: opposing parties or whatever ideologies, and they're big enough and

1739
01:38:31,880 --> 01:38:34,920
Speaker 1: powerful enough that if they all got together collectively instead,

1740
01:38:35,040 --> 01:38:37,160
Speaker 1: like if all of the former presidents of the United

1741
01:38:37,160 --> 01:38:40,000
Speaker 1: States who are still alive today were really upset about

1742
01:38:40,120 --> 01:38:42,840
Speaker 1: what happened yesterday and they felt like they needed to

1743
01:38:42,880 --> 01:38:45,800
Speaker 1: do something. How powerful would it be if you know,

1744
01:38:46,200 --> 01:38:49,720
Speaker 1: all both Bush presidents and President Obama or whoever came

1745
01:38:49,800 --> 01:38:53,920
Speaker 1: together and they separated themselves from whomever they their parties

1746
01:38:53,960 --> 01:38:55,760
Speaker 1: were and made a statement. And that's what I think

1747
01:38:55,800 --> 01:38:57,240
Speaker 1: it is. On the music side, is you have artists,

1748
01:38:57,240 --> 01:39:00,000
Speaker 1: if they're from different record companies or people that don't typical,

1749
01:39:00,000 --> 01:39:01,600
Speaker 1: they get along. If they really want to do it

1750
01:39:01,680 --> 01:39:03,639
Speaker 1: and they have the power in the audience and then celebrity,

1751
01:39:03,720 --> 01:39:05,840
Speaker 1: then it gets done. And if there's money to be made,

1752
01:39:06,560 --> 01:39:11,160
Speaker 1: there's always that. I love having Billy Man here. I

1753
01:39:11,240 --> 01:39:13,439
Speaker 1: love being here. You guys, you have a long history.

1754
01:39:13,760 --> 01:39:18,280
Speaker 1: And of course, uh like alex eo Eoni No, I mean,

1755
01:39:18,800 --> 01:39:22,760
Speaker 1: I don't what it's a joke, No, I understand, but

1756
01:39:22,840 --> 01:39:25,400
Speaker 1: every time you do it, it affords me. Alex iono

1757
01:39:25,920 --> 01:39:31,400
Speaker 1: Io And he's a d J. He's also he's also

1758
01:39:31,439 --> 01:39:33,880
Speaker 1: into boxing, so after he performs, we can bring him.

1759
01:39:35,280 --> 01:39:37,599
Speaker 1: We gotta get into sound with Garrett. Garrett, all right,

1760
01:39:37,720 --> 01:39:40,639
Speaker 1: America's got talent. Last night everyone's talking about Angelica Hell

1761
01:39:40,800 --> 01:39:44,320
Speaker 1: nine years old doing some z clarity nine years old.

1762
01:39:58,240 --> 01:39:59,840
Speaker 1: But she sounds like a nine year old, but she's

1763
01:40:00,080 --> 01:40:04,240
Speaker 1: is like a very powerful night. Imagine burn Vegas if

1764
01:40:04,280 --> 01:40:08,040
Speaker 1: she wins. All right, all right, John Mayer, he's doing

1765
01:40:08,080 --> 01:40:10,160
Speaker 1: this dive bar tour with Button Light, where he's going

1766
01:40:10,160 --> 01:40:12,479
Speaker 1: around the country performing at dive bars. Lady Gaga did

1767
01:40:12,520 --> 01:40:15,080
Speaker 1: it last year. Well, he was in l A last week.

1768
01:40:15,160 --> 01:40:17,320
Speaker 1: Did hooked up with a Lessia Carra and they did

1769
01:40:17,400 --> 01:40:24,760
Speaker 1: stay live on stage. Here's John playing gets hard up

1770
01:40:25,840 --> 01:40:31,880
Speaker 1: les Cara. Now there's an incredible story on John Mayor too.

1771
01:40:31,960 --> 01:40:37,519
Speaker 1: He's got an okay story ron alright. So Brad Paisley

1772
01:40:37,640 --> 01:40:40,040
Speaker 1: just put out a comedy special on Netflix. I was

1773
01:40:40,080 --> 01:40:42,680
Speaker 1: watching it last night. He wrote a song for men

1774
01:40:42,880 --> 01:40:47,280
Speaker 1: about putting down the toilet seat. It's cool and it's dark.

1775
01:40:50,000 --> 01:40:55,080
Speaker 1: When I hear my name in vain, I know I

1776
01:40:55,240 --> 01:41:02,760
Speaker 1: haven't done my part. She just wants me to support her,

1777
01:41:04,160 --> 01:41:11,840
Speaker 1: and the best way that is with a gentle hand

1778
01:41:12,000 --> 01:41:16,320
Speaker 1: and a loving touch. I put that TOI let's seat down.

1779
01:41:17,320 --> 01:41:21,160
Speaker 1: Do you have it? Yes, there's a quality song. All

1780
01:41:21,200 --> 01:41:23,280
Speaker 1: about the songs. There you go talking about the song.

1781
01:41:23,760 --> 01:41:25,920
Speaker 1: Ali screamed at me once for doing that, so I

1782
01:41:27,000 --> 01:41:30,839
Speaker 1: can relate, of course. Yes, all right, YouTube. Michael constant

1783
01:41:30,840 --> 01:41:34,080
Speaker 1: takes one one time. Yes, Michael Constantino, we played him

1784
01:41:34,080 --> 01:41:35,560
Speaker 1: on the show before. He's done a mash up of

1785
01:41:35,640 --> 01:41:37,720
Speaker 1: all our favorite songs to one beat over the course

1786
01:41:37,800 --> 01:41:39,439
Speaker 1: of ten years. He didn't mash up for us with

1787
01:41:39,560 --> 01:41:42,360
Speaker 1: Drake Well. He's added again two million views on YouTube

1788
01:41:42,400 --> 01:41:45,040
Speaker 1: based off of a Justin Bieber Desposito mix with all

1789
01:41:45,080 --> 01:41:49,080
Speaker 1: the Justin Bieber's favorite songs broke. As long as I'll be,

1790
01:41:50,120 --> 01:41:57,560
Speaker 1: copy Si, I'll be as long as you love me.

1791
01:41:59,040 --> 01:42:03,200
Speaker 1: Michael Constantinos are very, very talented, alright, and there you go.

1792
01:42:03,520 --> 01:42:05,880
Speaker 1: Some great sound with Garrett. You're an American Garrett on

1793
01:42:05,960 --> 01:42:07,800
Speaker 1: Facebook Lives. Why are you dressed like that? What are

1794
01:42:07,840 --> 01:42:10,479
Speaker 1: you wearing? Facebook Live? In about an hour, you'll see

1795
01:42:10,520 --> 01:42:14,240
Speaker 1: me in Captain America gear. Okay, perfect, I love it

1796
01:42:14,280 --> 01:42:18,280
Speaker 1: when you come to work. Yes, of course. Our partner,

1797
01:42:18,640 --> 01:42:22,519
Speaker 1: our partner, Samsung, the sound Samsung Galaxy S eight. They said,

1798
01:42:22,800 --> 01:42:24,960
Speaker 1: every day, Elvis, tell us why you love our phone

1799
01:42:25,240 --> 01:42:27,840
Speaker 1: today because it doesn't have a button on it. Look

1800
01:42:27,880 --> 01:42:31,519
Speaker 1: at this, there's no button on this phone in the Fabius.

1801
01:42:31,560 --> 01:42:32,960
Speaker 1: But look, if I want to take a picture, look

1802
01:42:32,960 --> 01:42:35,160
Speaker 1: a button the piers. It just knows when you need

1803
01:42:35,240 --> 01:42:37,040
Speaker 1: a button. You know, it's froggy, is right, It knows

1804
01:42:37,080 --> 01:42:39,800
Speaker 1: when you need a button. This is the reason number fourteen.

1805
01:42:39,960 --> 01:42:42,920
Speaker 1: While I love my Sam Samsung Galaxy, and I say,

1806
01:42:43,560 --> 01:42:45,000
Speaker 1: if you want to take a selfie, you don't have

1807
01:42:45,080 --> 01:42:48,559
Speaker 1: to like contort your finger over the top. You can

1808
01:42:48,600 --> 01:42:50,439
Speaker 1: just the buttons just shows up. Look, just take a

1809
01:42:50,520 --> 01:42:55,880
Speaker 1: selfie of myself awful today? No, No, you're good. Scares

1810
01:42:55,960 --> 01:42:57,639
Speaker 1: me when you go to take a picture and it's

1811
01:42:57,640 --> 01:43:00,280
Speaker 1: actually on you and I go, oh, guy, who the

1812
01:43:00,360 --> 01:43:03,559
Speaker 1: hell is that? Not even the Samsung Galaxy say, can

1813
01:43:03,640 --> 01:43:06,760
Speaker 1: make me look better? Better than usual? Though? Could you

1814
01:43:06,800 --> 01:43:11,599
Speaker 1: look awful today? Nate? What's wrong with you? Like? Are

1815
01:43:11,640 --> 01:43:14,120
Speaker 1: you okay? I'm the one that should be tired today?

1816
01:43:14,320 --> 01:43:19,280
Speaker 1: I was up late drinking. I don't drink. I gotta

1817
01:43:19,320 --> 01:43:21,160
Speaker 1: take a break. Today's way back Wednesday, phone tap if

1818
01:43:21,200 --> 01:43:22,800
Speaker 1: you missed it, It's awesome. It's coming up. But about

1819
01:43:22,800 --> 01:43:27,800
Speaker 1: twenty five minutes. This is Elvis durand Prostitution in the

1820
01:43:27,880 --> 01:43:32,880
Speaker 1: Morning Show. Elvis Durant in the Morning Show. What a day.

1821
01:43:32,920 --> 01:43:36,200
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the five beautiful Downtown Manhattan. The sun

1822
01:43:36,360 --> 01:43:40,719
Speaker 1: is shining. I heard birds chirping, which is weird because

1823
01:43:40,720 --> 01:43:42,280
Speaker 1: we're in the sound proof room and we shouldn't be

1824
01:43:42,360 --> 01:43:44,479
Speaker 1: hearing birds chirping. Get the bird out, but there's a

1825
01:43:44,520 --> 01:43:47,719
Speaker 1: bird in here. If anyone can work on that. Anyway,

1826
01:43:47,760 --> 01:43:50,519
Speaker 1: Welcome to another day, another opportunity to get it right,

1827
01:43:50,600 --> 01:43:52,599
Speaker 1: and I think we're gonna do it. Welcome to all

1828
01:43:52,680 --> 01:43:58,400
Speaker 1: of the I Heart Radio programmers and talent, all converging

1829
01:43:58,439 --> 01:44:02,040
Speaker 1: on the I Hearts headquarters here in downtown New York City.

1830
01:44:02,520 --> 01:44:05,599
Speaker 1: We're doing our New York City I Heart Radio Music Summit,

1831
01:44:05,640 --> 01:44:08,960
Speaker 1: where we have professionals from the music industry rolling in

1832
01:44:09,120 --> 01:44:12,160
Speaker 1: with artists and artists, new music artists we've already heard of,

1833
01:44:12,280 --> 01:44:14,519
Speaker 1: an artists we haven't heard of. It really is a

1834
01:44:14,600 --> 01:44:17,920
Speaker 1: fantastic thing that's going on downstairs two floors below where

1835
01:44:17,960 --> 01:44:21,280
Speaker 1: we are right now. Today I get to introduce three

1836
01:44:22,000 --> 01:44:25,720
Speaker 1: incredible pieces of work. When I say a piece of work,

1837
01:44:25,840 --> 01:44:27,720
Speaker 1: is that a negative? Because my dad used to look

1838
01:44:27,720 --> 01:44:28,920
Speaker 1: at me and go, okay, well look at You're a

1839
01:44:28,960 --> 01:44:36,200
Speaker 1: piece of work. Anyway. Alex Iono Iono, who is from Arizona,

1840
01:44:37,160 --> 01:44:39,360
Speaker 1: has been doing nothing but music since he was a kid,

1841
01:44:39,439 --> 01:44:41,240
Speaker 1: and that's all he wants to do. Is music. He

1842
01:44:41,320 --> 01:44:43,639
Speaker 1: has no other plan and of course that's why Billy

1843
01:44:43,680 --> 01:44:45,599
Speaker 1: Man is here today to bring alex to us. Alex

1844
01:44:45,640 --> 01:44:48,280
Speaker 1: Iona will be uh, we'll be playing his new song downstairs,

1845
01:44:48,320 --> 01:44:51,120
Speaker 1: won't Well? Is he performing it? He is. He's on

1846
01:44:51,240 --> 01:44:54,400
Speaker 1: tour with Sabrina Carpenter. He's got on a plane this

1847
01:44:54,520 --> 01:44:57,080
Speaker 1: morning at five am. He's gonna show up. He's gonna

1848
01:44:57,760 --> 01:45:00,559
Speaker 1: he's gonna sing it. Also, do reflex all g um

1849
01:45:00,600 --> 01:45:02,479
Speaker 1: the other things that were requested of him, I think

1850
01:45:02,520 --> 01:45:06,880
Speaker 1: that was one of them. Am I very busy this kid.

1851
01:45:06,960 --> 01:45:08,920
Speaker 1: I mean he grew up in Arizona, but I mean

1852
01:45:09,000 --> 01:45:11,840
Speaker 1: he actually comes from a family of what six kids? Yeah,

1853
01:45:12,040 --> 01:45:16,120
Speaker 1: four kids, so a family of six slept on the floor. Yeah,

1854
01:45:16,200 --> 01:45:19,439
Speaker 1: you know, he didn't grow up with in a privileged world.

1855
01:45:19,800 --> 01:45:23,439
Speaker 1: But he always knew that music was his calling. Yeah,

1856
01:45:23,479 --> 01:45:26,360
Speaker 1: it was. It's I think what's interesting about him is

1857
01:45:26,400 --> 01:45:27,800
Speaker 1: that you meet someone and they have a sort of

1858
01:45:28,080 --> 01:45:31,840
Speaker 1: regal spirit. He's just um, he's a special kid. I

1859
01:45:31,920 --> 01:45:35,160
Speaker 1: think in his fans, what's interesting is watching alex Iono

1860
01:45:35,240 --> 01:45:37,720
Speaker 1: fans all congregate and take care of each other and

1861
01:45:37,880 --> 01:45:41,080
Speaker 1: go to shows together. He's really he has his own community.

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Speaker 1: It is a community of alex Iono fans and it's

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01:45:44,600 --> 01:45:46,680
Speaker 1: it's really cool and they support him and he supports them.

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01:45:46,720 --> 01:45:49,120
Speaker 1: It's really, really an amazing thing he's got going on.

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Speaker 1: Let a couple of months ago he had a he

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Speaker 1: had a sold out tour in Europe. Never been to Europe,

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01:45:54,000 --> 01:45:56,160
Speaker 1: gets there, all the shows are sold out. We're in

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01:45:56,280 --> 01:45:59,599
Speaker 1: Madrid the last show, and I'm you know, I'm his manager,

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01:45:59,680 --> 01:46:02,840
Speaker 1: but I'm um, pushing fifty and he's super in shape,

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Speaker 1: you know, he's got like a pack or whatever it is,

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01:46:05,479 --> 01:46:08,320
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I've got a I've got a dad pack, um,

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Speaker 1: and uh. We go running in There's a beautiful park

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Speaker 1: in the middle of Madrid in the afternoon, just to

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Speaker 1: go for a break. So we go for a light

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Speaker 1: jog and all of a sudden we see a bunch

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Speaker 1: of schoolgirls and you know, you don't even he doesn't

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Speaker 1: even think about it because he's from Arizona and all

1878
01:46:22,360 --> 01:46:25,280
Speaker 1: this this whole world lives, this digital planet that we're

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01:46:25,320 --> 01:46:28,840
Speaker 1: not on, but everybody's on. And for these young girls

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01:46:29,400 --> 01:46:32,439
Speaker 1: start following us, and one of them was like, that's

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01:46:32,439 --> 01:46:35,759
Speaker 1: Alex and I couldn't understand anything else except the screaming Alex, Alex,

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01:46:35,800 --> 01:46:38,280
Speaker 1: and there was literally a pack of like three dozen

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Speaker 1: girls all running after us, which Alex is like, we

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01:46:42,040 --> 01:46:46,760
Speaker 1: should probably run, and I'm thinking easy for you to say,

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01:46:46,880 --> 01:46:49,960
Speaker 1: you're like, you know, negative four years old. I'm like,

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01:46:51,320 --> 01:46:53,559
Speaker 1: I'm huffing my way up the hill in this park.

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01:46:54,200 --> 01:46:57,479
Speaker 1: Was the best run of my life. Elvis. You know

1888
01:46:57,920 --> 01:47:00,240
Speaker 1: what great memories he's gonna have, you know, when he's

1889
01:47:00,360 --> 01:47:03,400
Speaker 1: you know, selling selling out Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas,

1890
01:47:03,439 --> 01:47:06,120
Speaker 1: when in fifty years from now, you know. Also today

1891
01:47:06,160 --> 01:47:08,679
Speaker 1: I'm introducing Logic, and we've had Logic on this show.

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01:47:09,360 --> 01:47:11,720
Speaker 1: This guy, I mean, talk about a community. This guy

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01:47:11,800 --> 01:47:13,920
Speaker 1: has built a community of fans and they are all

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01:47:14,040 --> 01:47:17,639
Speaker 1: so focused on the right things, and he has changed

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Speaker 1: so many people's lives. I know my nephew's life was

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01:47:20,360 --> 01:47:23,439
Speaker 1: changed from him and just his positivity and saying that

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01:47:23,600 --> 01:47:25,160
Speaker 1: you can do it and I've been there and I

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01:47:25,280 --> 01:47:27,679
Speaker 1: get you, and it's just it's amazing. And I also

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01:47:27,720 --> 01:47:30,400
Speaker 1: introduced someone else who will be coming out. We're introducing

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01:47:30,400 --> 01:47:32,640
Speaker 1: a new song today. I can't say who it is.

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01:47:35,280 --> 01:47:39,360
Speaker 1: I do remember introducing this guy when he was brand new, though,

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01:47:39,920 --> 01:47:42,080
Speaker 1: I remember introducing this first song on the on this

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Speaker 1: radio show, It's gonna be a great day downstairs, and

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01:47:45,920 --> 01:47:47,680
Speaker 1: it's gonna be going on till tomorrow too, So we'll

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01:47:47,720 --> 01:47:49,519
Speaker 1: bring you news and some new music that we learned

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01:47:49,520 --> 01:47:52,640
Speaker 1: about later on. Producer Sam, how are you well? How

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01:47:52,760 --> 01:47:54,719
Speaker 1: you doing? What that feel goods do you have? Today?

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01:47:54,920 --> 01:47:58,479
Speaker 1: So today we are going to help burn victims. It's

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01:47:58,600 --> 01:48:01,719
Speaker 1: estimated that there are eleven in people who suffer severe burns,

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Speaker 1: and unfortunately, cent of those burns are in underdeveloped countries.

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Speaker 1: They can't really get the help that you and I

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Speaker 1: are fortunate enough to get if we're in that situation.

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Speaker 1: So thankfully a brand which I already loved, Image Skincare,

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Speaker 1: they teamed up with the Care for Skin Foundation, which

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Speaker 1: is a nonprofit and what they do is they help

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Speaker 1: children who are in these situations. They bring them relief,

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Speaker 1: They help them get back as like you know what

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Speaker 1: they used to be their normal selves. They're really a

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Speaker 1: great organization. So they offered us fift percent off keyword

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Speaker 1: Elvis if you get their Care for Skin Foundation lip tint.

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Speaker 1: I've been using this for four days straight and I'm

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Speaker 1: pretty much obsessed because it smells like roses, so I

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01:48:43,600 --> 01:48:46,439
Speaker 1: got one for Danielle em Bethany. There you go. So

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Speaker 1: if you just go on to Elvis Durand dot com

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Speaker 1: keyword Field Goods, Kathleen'll link you right over and you

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Speaker 1: can buy this awesome product which really goes to a

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Speaker 1: great cause. Sore at at Elvis duran dot com. I

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01:48:58,920 --> 01:49:01,040
Speaker 1: love you, producer Sam too. Okay, wait, didn't you What

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01:49:01,120 --> 01:49:03,280
Speaker 1: did you tell me yesterday? There's something weird going on

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01:49:03,320 --> 01:49:08,200
Speaker 1: in your life? Oh boy, is it the snapchat postgone wrong? Yes?

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Speaker 1: What were you? What were you snap snap it? You

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01:49:12,760 --> 01:49:15,960
Speaker 1: were snapchatting? What snapchatted? A picture of my tosis and

1933
01:49:16,040 --> 01:49:18,360
Speaker 1: a coffee cup at the end of my bathtub. And

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01:49:18,479 --> 01:49:20,720
Speaker 1: what you neglected to see in the picture was my

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01:49:20,880 --> 01:49:24,160
Speaker 1: reflection in the faucet. And you weren't wearing any clothes. No,

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01:49:24,400 --> 01:49:26,760
Speaker 1: I bade without clothes on. Did you ever see that?

1937
01:49:26,920 --> 01:49:29,719
Speaker 1: Do you ever see people they post pictures of themselves

1938
01:49:29,800 --> 01:49:32,840
Speaker 1: and not knowing that you can see their entire nude

1939
01:49:32,920 --> 01:49:36,120
Speaker 1: body the same thing once you did? Yeah, but I

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01:49:36,240 --> 01:49:39,880
Speaker 1: tweeted it. Um it was something was happening on TV

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01:49:40,400 --> 01:49:44,400
Speaker 1: that I was watching in jeans and no shirt, nothing on,

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01:49:44,600 --> 01:49:46,760
Speaker 1: and I took a picture of the screen, and I

1943
01:49:46,880 --> 01:49:48,640
Speaker 1: was like, this thing is happening, and I tweeted it

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01:49:48,680 --> 01:49:50,759
Speaker 1: out and someone was like, I can see your breasts

1945
01:49:50,840 --> 01:49:54,160
Speaker 1: and I delete. That's exactly what happened. So Sam, who

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01:49:54,320 --> 01:49:56,680
Speaker 1: realized it? Who who told you they could see your

1947
01:49:56,960 --> 01:50:00,240
Speaker 1: private point? Thirty five minutes later, someone was kind enough

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01:50:00,320 --> 01:50:03,240
Speaker 1: to text dot dot dot Sam, I can see your boobies.

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01:50:04,640 --> 01:50:07,040
Speaker 1: But it was You know what's funny, though, is the

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01:50:07,160 --> 01:50:10,040
Speaker 1: conversation was embarrassing, but the fact that my boobs were

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Speaker 1: out wasn't that? Can put on? Can we put it

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Speaker 1: back up on Instagram? Totally left? Fabulous boobies Elvis Duran.

1953
01:50:18,840 --> 01:50:22,040
Speaker 1: We're gonna put it up at Elvis at Elvis Duran show.

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Speaker 1: I beg your pardon. All right, you heard it from her.

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Speaker 1: She'll get it up. Sorry, mom. Let's get into the headlines. Wow,

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Speaker 1: So mu's going on? Yes, bethany where do you want

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01:50:31,680 --> 01:50:34,560
Speaker 1: to start? Let's start with President Trump. There's been backlash

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01:50:34,680 --> 01:50:36,640
Speaker 1: after he went back on his second statement in the

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01:50:36,640 --> 01:50:39,839
Speaker 1: wake of Charlottesville. Yesterday, President Trump held a press conference

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01:50:39,880 --> 01:50:42,880
Speaker 1: at Trump Tower where he where he inaccurately said that

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01:50:43,080 --> 01:50:45,320
Speaker 1: much of the violence and attacks came from the quote

1962
01:50:45,640 --> 01:50:50,080
Speaker 1: left referring to the white nationalists and neo Nazis, He offered, quote,

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Speaker 1: you have some very bad people in that group, but

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Speaker 1: you also had people that were very fine people on

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Speaker 1: both sides. He also said that removing Confederate statues was

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01:50:57,800 --> 01:51:00,200
Speaker 1: quote changing history, and asked if the Room of Will

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01:51:00,240 --> 01:51:04,479
Speaker 1: of Washington and Jefferson statues was next. CRUs in Baltimore

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01:51:04,520 --> 01:51:07,840
Speaker 1: worked overnight to remove Confederate statues in their city, four

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01:51:07,880 --> 01:51:10,160
Speaker 1: of them. This comes after Baltimore's mayor promised to have

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Speaker 1: all of the city's Confederate statues removed. The monuments may

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Speaker 1: be moved to Confederate cemeteries. Costco is being forced to

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01:51:17,840 --> 01:51:22,439
Speaker 1: pay nineteen million dollars for selling fake Tiffany rings. Amazon

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01:51:22,560 --> 01:51:25,120
Speaker 1: has launched Instant pick Up, which lets you order your

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Speaker 1: essential items and UH and then pick them up within

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01:51:27,600 --> 01:51:30,320
Speaker 1: two minutes at nearby locations. It's being tested in five

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Speaker 1: cities so far, and Elvis. I know you know this firsthand,

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01:51:34,920 --> 01:51:38,759
Speaker 1: but now we have it confirmed. Binge watching is messing

1978
01:51:38,840 --> 01:51:43,680
Speaker 1: with your sleep. Yeah, I haven't caught up since watching. Yeah. So,

1979
01:51:43,800 --> 01:51:48,320
Speaker 1: according to researchers, binge watching increases cognitive alertness, so your

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01:51:48,360 --> 01:51:51,520
Speaker 1: brain is wide awake. It results in bad sleep, insomnia,

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01:51:51,640 --> 01:51:54,840
Speaker 1: and fatigue the next day. The study found that of

1982
01:51:54,920 --> 01:51:57,160
Speaker 1: people said that the young people said they were binge watchers.

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Speaker 1: Binge watch a few times a week. It's a problem. Yeah,

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01:52:01,400 --> 01:52:04,760
Speaker 1: it is a problem. Why can't we just watch like

1985
01:52:04,880 --> 01:52:06,479
Speaker 1: one show here, one show there. Why don't we have

1986
01:52:06,560 --> 01:52:08,639
Speaker 1: to watch it until four in the morning. Well, Netflix,

1987
01:52:08,760 --> 01:52:12,160
Speaker 1: for example, knows exactly what they're doing because they didn't

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Speaker 1: always have that little screen that pops up and says

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01:52:14,240 --> 01:52:16,439
Speaker 1: your next episode will start in fifteen seconds. But they

1990
01:52:16,479 --> 01:52:18,120
Speaker 1: know that if you see the next episode, you're just

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01:52:18,160 --> 01:52:20,320
Speaker 1: gonna be like, oh, well, one war and I feel

1992
01:52:20,360 --> 01:52:23,760
Speaker 1: sorry for It's like whoever did the catering on the set?

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01:52:23,840 --> 01:52:25,960
Speaker 1: They don't get credits. You don't see the credits roll

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01:52:26,000 --> 01:52:27,920
Speaker 1: by because you go right into the next That's true.

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Speaker 1: Hey are you coming to the I Hurt Radio Music Festival,

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01:52:32,120 --> 01:52:37,800
Speaker 1: Las Vegas, September? Well, yes, I'm asking us. Yes, you

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01:52:37,880 --> 01:52:39,680
Speaker 1: know what Bethany's doing. She's the Voice of God. I

1998
01:52:39,760 --> 01:52:42,080
Speaker 1: know she was last year. I'm so excited. Go ahead

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Speaker 1: and go. Uh. This is the I Heart Radio Music

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Speaker 1: Festival starring Elvis Durrett. She's the official voice this year,

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01:52:50,800 --> 01:52:54,200
Speaker 1: cold Play, The Weekend, DJ Kalin, Miley Cyrus, Lord Kings

2002
01:52:54,240 --> 01:52:57,680
Speaker 1: of Leon, Big Sean and Pink. Chris Stapleton back to

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01:52:57,760 --> 01:53:00,479
Speaker 1: Pink by the way, I predict this will deathly be

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01:53:01,000 --> 01:53:04,200
Speaker 1: a huge year for her. You feel it coming, don't you.

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01:53:04,800 --> 01:53:07,759
Speaker 1: Chris Stapleton thirty seconds to Mars, Nile Horn, David Ghetta,

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01:53:07,800 --> 01:53:10,280
Speaker 1: Thomas Read, Harry Styles, Kesha, and god knows who else.

2007
01:53:10,760 --> 01:53:12,920
Speaker 1: And the cool thing about the I Heart Radio Music

2008
01:53:12,960 --> 01:53:18,160
Speaker 1: Festival is the collaboration. But you could see something crazy

2009
01:53:18,280 --> 01:53:22,519
Speaker 1: like Chris Stapleton and Big Sean together. You just never know.

2010
01:53:23,160 --> 01:53:25,240
Speaker 1: It could happen. I don't think that's gonna happen, but

2011
01:53:25,360 --> 01:53:29,519
Speaker 1: you never know. Kesha and don't make me clap when

2012
01:53:29,520 --> 01:53:35,360
Speaker 1: I speak. Maybe Kesha along with David Ghetta, cold Play

2013
01:53:36,160 --> 01:53:38,720
Speaker 1: bringing Miley Cyrus on. You just never know. And of

2014
01:53:38,800 --> 01:53:42,280
Speaker 1: course I'll be partying with French Montama. I'm his new

2015
01:53:42,320 --> 01:53:44,400
Speaker 1: best friend. As you know, we're gonna be out doing

2016
01:53:44,439 --> 01:53:49,559
Speaker 1: bottle service at some Harry Styles and Nile they've never

2017
01:53:49,640 --> 01:53:52,080
Speaker 1: been together before. I think they've done that, you know

2018
01:53:52,360 --> 01:53:55,280
Speaker 1: though they couldn't do that. If it's gonna happen, it's

2019
01:53:55,280 --> 01:53:58,799
Speaker 1: gonna happen at the iHeart Radio Music Festival. What scary

2020
01:53:58,840 --> 01:54:01,360
Speaker 1: you see Thomas Red and Big Sean performing. See I

2021
01:54:01,400 --> 01:54:03,080
Speaker 1: had Chris Stampleton and Big Sean. You know they were

2022
01:54:03,080 --> 01:54:05,200
Speaker 1: all in line perform with Big Sean. If you want

2023
01:54:05,240 --> 01:54:06,880
Speaker 1: to go, we'd love to have you something. Go to

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01:54:06,920 --> 01:54:08,880
Speaker 1: iHeart radio dot com and find a way. I mean,

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Speaker 1: there are a few seats available right and of course

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01:54:11,680 --> 01:54:14,400
Speaker 1: you know there are airlines that fly right into Las Vegas,

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01:54:14,880 --> 01:54:17,000
Speaker 1: meaning we're not going to pay for your trip. There

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01:54:17,080 --> 01:54:20,400
Speaker 1: are ways to win trips, but you'll fly coach. But

2029
01:54:20,479 --> 01:54:23,040
Speaker 1: you can upgrade yourself. You can upgrade yourself. Actually, I

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01:54:23,080 --> 01:54:24,960
Speaker 1: think we're doing one of these experiences, some of these

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01:54:25,000 --> 01:54:26,800
Speaker 1: experiences this year where we fly your first class, we

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01:54:26,880 --> 01:54:29,640
Speaker 1: give you some swanky hotel, sweet send up shopping. Are

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01:54:29,680 --> 01:54:32,080
Speaker 1: we doing that again this year? Maybe not. Times are tough.

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01:54:35,320 --> 01:54:37,960
Speaker 1: Just find a way, find a way to get to

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Speaker 1: the iHeart Radio Music Festival. We've been working all year

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01:54:40,400 --> 01:54:42,080
Speaker 1: to put it together. Every time you're listening to music

2037
01:54:42,160 --> 01:54:43,920
Speaker 1: on your I Heart Radio app, you give it a

2038
01:54:44,000 --> 01:54:46,000
Speaker 1: thumbs up that tells us you want to see them

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01:54:46,040 --> 01:54:48,240
Speaker 1: at the Heart Radio Music Festival. And if they don't

2040
01:54:48,280 --> 01:54:50,240
Speaker 1: make that. They'll make it to jingle Ball. You control

2041
01:54:50,320 --> 01:54:52,920
Speaker 1: all of our concerts. Make sure you download your app.

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01:54:52,960 --> 01:54:56,480
Speaker 1: It's totally free. Download it today. You never know when

2043
01:54:56,560 --> 01:54:59,360
Speaker 1: we might go live on Facebook. We decided to put

2044
01:54:59,480 --> 01:55:03,360
Speaker 1: Great Tea in a huge suitcase. But yeah, follow us

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01:55:03,440 --> 01:55:07,160
Speaker 1: now babook dot Com slash Elvis Durant. I may have

2046
01:55:07,320 --> 01:55:10,160
Speaker 1: to get out. Hold on. A dog is sniffing the suitcase,

2047
01:55:10,440 --> 01:55:13,640
Speaker 1: Elvis Durant in the Morning Show. We love summer, but

2048
01:55:13,720 --> 01:55:16,560
Speaker 1: summer is ruining your phone. You drop it in the pool,

2049
01:55:16,640 --> 01:55:19,760
Speaker 1: you get splashed on. There's dirt and sand everywhere. That's

2050
01:55:19,760 --> 01:55:22,720
Speaker 1: why summer is all about Samsung's Galaxy S eight, water

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Speaker 1: and dust resistant, an incredible camera on board. It's summer proof.

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Speaker 1: Way back wednes Day, Elvis, Elvis Durant, the Elvis Durant

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Speaker 1: phone Tap. Here we go, so Great Tea. He's doing

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01:55:34,960 --> 01:55:37,880
Speaker 1: the phone tapp. Natasha's father lives alone. He's been having

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01:55:37,960 --> 01:55:41,560
Speaker 1: some trouble with his cable provider and that makes Dad's mad.

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Speaker 1: Someone came to his house to fix his cable, but

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Speaker 1: instead of fixing it, they broke the wires and now

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01:55:46,200 --> 01:55:49,880
Speaker 1: it's just totally totally off. The cable company's charging him

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Speaker 1: for the visit. Yeah, it's a perfect idea of her

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Speaker 1: phone tapp. Natasha is going to start the call to

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01:55:55,840 --> 01:55:59,360
Speaker 1: her father. Then Great Tea comes on as the cable

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Speaker 1: provider representative. Now let's see what happens in today's phone tap.

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Speaker 1: Let's listen to Okay, then, hey, listen, I'm on hold

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Speaker 1: with you because I call them because they wanted to

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Speaker 1: charge you, like something like five dars for the time

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01:56:17,480 --> 01:56:19,920
Speaker 1: they came to fix the phone wires or whatever, and

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to make them take it waft the bill,

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Speaker 1: but they can only talk to you, the homeowner. They

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Speaker 1: touch MEI what, um? I don't know, like for the

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Speaker 1: services I guess Hello, yes, yes, Hi, I have my

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Speaker 1: father on the line. Hi, Natasha, Hey, okay, great Mr

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Speaker 1: Nick Tish, how you doing. Basically, what we're gonna need

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Speaker 1: is we're just gonna need a a confirmation of that

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Speaker 1: you are indeed gonna pay the five fee for what

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Speaker 1: I gotta p five hundred body, Well, you're gonna be

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Speaker 1: paying for the service that was done to your home.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so. You're wrong, buddy, because you guys

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Speaker 1: made the mistake a step of my vious if somebody

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Speaker 1: breaks my voice or send the guy to fix my

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Speaker 1: of them what story nine dollars service? That's fine, we

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Speaker 1: can unplug the triple play right now. We can lose

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Speaker 1: your telephone service, your cable and your computer right now.

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Speaker 1: That's how you want to play. No, I I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: pay you know, I'm gonna sue hello? Are you who's

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Speaker 1: you have no right to do that to me? Sir? Sue?

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Speaker 1: Who who are you gonna serve me around? Sir? Again,

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Speaker 1: this is exactly what we get from people like you

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Speaker 1: every single day. No, no, no, no, no no. I

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Speaker 1: think so I pay every bill since the day I

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Speaker 1: moved in, so I never own you a single bill, sir, anything, sir.

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Speaker 1: The guy came over here to his stool the service

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Speaker 1: story nine dollars. He stable the buyers. He made a mistake,

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Speaker 1: and now you want me to pay for you guys mistake? Sir?

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Speaker 1: Can you please hold on while I check with one

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Speaker 1: of my managers? A bitch, you try to tell me

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Speaker 1: some stuff? No, I's freakingly gonna call a lawyer, sue hella.

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Speaker 1: Then they send the thicking guy to fix's when he

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Speaker 1: then need to pay for He's a mistakes. Man, they

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Speaker 1: clicking jackass and the guy. Yeah, I just look with

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Speaker 1: some managers here and either you can actually put a

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Speaker 1: deposit down now, I can take half of it and

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Speaker 1: half later. Uh and if not, I'm going to unplugged service.

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Speaker 1: Well do whatever you want to, buddy, because you could

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Speaker 1: you not call me buddy because you're really pressing my

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Speaker 1: buttons here. I'm trying to be very professional here, Jack, okay, Jack,

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Speaker 1: you know, don't jack me out. Don't okay, you're jacking

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Speaker 1: this company around. Well, freak, you a bit done? Beat

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Speaker 1: me out on your bitch. You give me the wrong

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Speaker 1: person your best. Let's not even start what you bet up?

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Speaker 1: Do you want people come come? Mr? Nick tisi? You

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Speaker 1: want people come your bit? I want to apologize. That's

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Speaker 1: not the way that this company handles the situations. And

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Speaker 1: here you start to tell me jack before what are

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Speaker 1: you calling jacky? Jack? You're jackass. You're right, we should

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Speaker 1: not have handled the situation. Now I've discussed you should

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Speaker 1: never called me out Jack. Ain't picking jack? Jack? Will

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Speaker 1: you know you're jack? You asked? You don't know what buddy?

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Speaker 1: You're right, sir, I have a nick, I'm a right

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Speaker 1: I have one less thing to tell you, sir. My

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Speaker 1: name is Greg t from the Elvis Duran Morning Show,

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Speaker 1: and this is all a foae tap. You've been foe tap,

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Speaker 1: Natasha put us up to it, sir, Are you gonna

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Speaker 1: kill that freak? You are fantastic. I'm I'm so tap.

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Speaker 1: You get a little upset. Don't you love to hear

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Speaker 1: what they sound like, what they say when you put

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Speaker 1: them on hold? Well, there you have it. Great to

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Speaker 1: the front boy just pushed his buttons just by being

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Speaker 1: great to the front boy. This fat tap was prerecorded

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Speaker 1: with permission granted by All Party Space Elvis Duran felon

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Speaker 1: tap on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. So many

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Speaker 1: DJ who doesn't speak is going to come on do

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Speaker 1: an interview. We haven't quite figured that out. I can't

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Speaker 1: wait to see him though. Thomas Rhet, Kelly Clarkson, Sam Hunt,

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Speaker 1: Jim Parsons, Jim Parsons, all on the way. Let's get

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Speaker 1: into what's trending. What is trending today? Okay, we've been

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Speaker 1: talking about how gross our phones are recently so one

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Speaker 1: of our As you drop your phone, there's just a

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Speaker 1: listeners reached out and introduced us to phone Soap. There

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Speaker 1: And then I was going through my email a couple

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Speaker 1: of days ago and I stopped and I said, oh crap,

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Speaker 1: there goes all my money. Because two of my favorite

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Speaker 1: companies have joined forces. So Anthropology. We all love that

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Speaker 1: store because it has gorgeous clothes, but it also has

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Speaker 1: line of smaller items that are more affordable like things

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Speaker 1: for your house, pillows, little pillows. They have stationary spoons

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Speaker 1: and stuff like that that you can really afford. They

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Speaker 1: also have like couches for four thousand dollars, which none

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Speaker 1: of us can afford you, right, but you don't need

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Speaker 1: another couch, smallowing things for your house. You really if

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Speaker 1: I will link you over to that. Thank you, Bethany,

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Speaker 1: Welcome in the morning. L