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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. Subject

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Speaker 1: My man told me to listen to Steve. But right

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Speaker 1: now the nephew is here for today's prank. Phone call.

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Speaker 1: What you got nef? What you call? Ye? Jay? Everybody?

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Speaker 1: Booty taxes? Wait? What booty taxes leaving? I don't understand

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Speaker 1: together right, Yeah, that's what this is. This is booty Texas.

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Speaker 1: I guess we'll have to listen to the prank to

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Speaker 1: find out what that's all about. What you say, jacks,

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Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, booty Texas. Let's go. Hello. Hello, I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to reach a Kendrick. You're doing man. My name

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Speaker 1: is Anthony Man, Anthony College. They called me a see

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Speaker 1: how you doing. I'm good, Bro, How you doing? I'm good?

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Speaker 1: I'm good. Hey listen, uh this right here, man, this

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Speaker 1: this I don't even know how to put this though,

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Speaker 1: but hey, listen, I'm calling you man because I got

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Speaker 1: some issues. I'm getting ready to find my Texas and

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Speaker 1: I'm going through all my expenses, all my receipts and

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Speaker 1: all this kind of stuff. You know. I just I

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Speaker 1: can't I can't just let this go. Man, I didn't

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Speaker 1: spend like twenty thousand dollars on your wife, lass and

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out, Oh wait a minute, you

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Speaker 1: asking me you know what I spend twenty dollars on

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Speaker 1: chick I'm married to? Is that what you're telling me? Uh?

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Speaker 1: All I'm trying to do, man, is I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: do it right off? That's what I'm trying to do.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to claim now now the right off. Basically,

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Speaker 1: what you're telling me is my wife. I ain't say

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Speaker 1: all that. I ain't saying what what what? What you're saying, Bro,

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Speaker 1: All I'm saying is I'm trying to figure out is

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Speaker 1: that all right? If I claimed Melanie on my expenses? Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm over twenty grand on on money I spent on

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Speaker 1: Melanie last year. So let's let me understand something right quick.

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Speaker 1: You're asking me for permission to claim my wife. When

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Speaker 1: if you ask for permission my wife, help me with that. Okay, okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: let's do this here, Gerard. I ain't say I did that.

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Speaker 1: You're saying that. I'm saying, I just want to claim

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Speaker 1: the taxes because I spent twenty k on it. That's

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Speaker 1: all I'm saying. Okay, let's let's just let's do this. Bro,

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Speaker 1: Let's put melant on on the phone. Let's put mail

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Speaker 1: on the phone. Ain't what we we gotta brainmeling this?

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Speaker 1: We got brain meling that. What I'm saying is we

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Speaker 1: already in it? What do you mean we ain't gotta

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Speaker 1: bring her in and see any Maybe you must be

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Speaker 1: outside yoke man. All I'm saying is do you have

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Speaker 1: a problem with me claiming melody? You mother? Right? I do? Bright,

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Speaker 1: I got a mother problem having this whole mother come

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Speaker 1: of face? When how first of all, how did you

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Speaker 1: get my information? How do you get my number? Bro?

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Speaker 1: Di asked around for your No, I ain't want to

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Speaker 1: call you. Took me a week to call you. You

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Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. I'm just trying to dude, I

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Speaker 1: spent twenty grand? Do you understand what I'm saying? When

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Speaker 1: did you spend twenty grand? That's I want to know.

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Speaker 1: I ain't spent twenty grand on this mother and I'm

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Speaker 1: married to her, so what what the do you doing

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Speaker 1: that you spent twenty tho dollars on my wife? And

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Speaker 1: then you want to claim that have me understanding that.

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Speaker 1: Hey man, I ain't trying to go and to all

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Speaker 1: my receipts on everything I did for Melanie. I'm not

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Speaker 1: trying to do that. All I'm trying to do is

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Speaker 1: is just I just want to. I want to. I

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Speaker 1: want to know if you. I don't want to both

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Speaker 1: claiming it, because that's how you get in trouble. You

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Speaker 1: already and mother, brother, trouble is the last mother sing

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Speaker 1: you want to be worried about, and you calling my

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Speaker 1: mother phone telling me about something that you got going

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Speaker 1: home with my old lady and then you're telling me

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Speaker 1: can I have your permission? You? Okay? So, but no,

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Speaker 1: we're got to get some kind of resolution to this.

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Speaker 1: A good resolution is a good ass with what's you

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Speaker 1: mean a resolution that? That's the only mother resolution we're

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Speaker 1: gonna get. Breath, Ain't no other resolution, Ain't no other resolutions?

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Speaker 1: When when when your test to talk about? When you

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Speaker 1: got a mother trying to talk about? That's the resolution

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Speaker 1: I got back. I'll tell you whether I'm texting mill

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Speaker 1: right now. I've been texting her since we've been on

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Speaker 1: this mother phone. Who did you checking her? Father? Don't

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Speaker 1: you mean when am I texting her? Foot. She's a

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Speaker 1: sceptic matter, so that's why I'm testing her. But you

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Speaker 1: better pray to God. This is the book. I hope

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Speaker 1: to God. You y'all got y'all people stuff with me

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Speaker 1: like this body. This ain't go go do it bro

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Speaker 1: at all at all? Okay, So I guess I can't

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Speaker 1: claim them at this point. Hell mother, now, so what

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Speaker 1: you want to do though, bro, I'm already to tell

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Speaker 1: you what I'm gonna do and I'm waiting on meals

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Speaker 1: was fun? So this mother see that like she's slowed

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Speaker 1: in the mother she can't type fail, but somebody go

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Speaker 1: get me some moun to day. Okay, pay back? Look

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Speaker 1: at Brad, I don't know who this is on the

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Speaker 1: other end of this song. I hope to God there's

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Speaker 1: something somebodut of X five or something that I can't

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Speaker 1: even fathom. You better pray to God y'all playing with me?

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Speaker 1: This is a boot okay? Okay? So can I go

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Speaker 1: on tell you this your dog and then I'm gonn

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Speaker 1: gonna get out your way, man, because I know how

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Speaker 1: it's gonna go after this. Can I just gonna tell

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Speaker 1: you something else? But I don't know what the else

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Speaker 1: you can tell me. But the only thing I can

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Speaker 1: tell you, the only thing I can tell you, Kendry,

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Speaker 1: is that this is nephew to from the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. Your wife Melanie got me to pray the

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Speaker 1: phone call you dog well, y'all from rotting you look.

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Speaker 1: That's about about hey, y'all, ain't man? Yeah, And I'm

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Speaker 1: sitting up there eating crackling, and I don't sew them

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Speaker 1: the way because my fist French are already to uh

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Speaker 1: you all right, man, I gotta make sure you are

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Speaker 1: right before we get off the phone. You're good, man.

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Speaker 1: I gotta go get in there, drink back. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm all right, all right. Tell me this man, this

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Speaker 1: twenty baby, tell me this. What's the baddest that, I mean,

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Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land? Man, Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Marning Show with that rotten a few turn I did that?

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Speaker 1: That was that was she already in it. I do know.

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Speaker 1: I do know one thing about that print. He was

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Speaker 1: bragging that he hadn't spent twenty dollars on he damned

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Speaker 1: you have to spend I ain't spend twenty thousand. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well you're gonna have to spend Yeah, Comedy Laugh Fest

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Speaker 1: is coming towards you. We are gonna be in Cleveland

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Speaker 1: on the fourteenth, Cincinnati on the fifteenth, and on the

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Speaker 1: sixth seat will be in Memphis, Tennessee. It's Comedy Laugh Fest.

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Speaker 1: It's me, It's d L. Hughley, Cedric the Entertainer, Dion

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Speaker 1: Cole and the One and Only Earthquake. And we're gonna

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Speaker 1: be rocking all weekend long, so you don't want to

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Speaker 1: miss it. Takets on sale right now. Takets our on

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Speaker 1: sale right now. Laying in the cut, Oh my god, Montgomery, Alabama.

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Speaker 1: The Gump Baby. That is the of Marge. That's Saturday Night,

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Speaker 1: Marge fourteenth. The nephew is coming to town. Stupid on

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Speaker 1: the way. Shirt stidday, but everybody, everybody, don't get that

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Speaker 1: shirt is stupid is on the way. Congratulations Tommy. Alright.

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Speaker 1: Coming up next, it is Today's Strawberry Letter. The subject

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Speaker 1: my man told me to listen to Steve. We'll get

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Speaker 1: into it right after this