WEBVTT - Ice Cream for Breakfast? BRING IT! 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:04.760 This is stating, Andrew, they're recording serial Killers. 0:00:05.960 --> 0:00:12.879 That should just be the intro. Keep it as is. 0:00:12.920 --> 0:00:20.160 This is serial Killers. 0:00:17.440 --> 0:00:18.160 So dramatic. 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:20.560 Thank you Stax for that beautiful intro. 0:00:21.960 --> 0:00:23.600 Well see it got really loud right there, so they 0:00:23.600 --> 0:00:24.479 didn't hear that part. 0:00:24.680 --> 0:00:26.600 Thanks Stacks for that beautiful intro. 0:00:26.800 --> 0:00:28.720 Well now it's over. So now you're just screaming like 0:00:28.760 --> 0:00:29.440 a lunatic. 0:00:30.160 --> 0:00:32.480 Hi, Andrew high scant. 0:00:33.720 --> 0:00:37.040 Excuse me, we didn't even need anything yet. No, welcome 0:00:37.040 --> 0:00:41.320 to serial Killers. It's episode twenty six. Is there anything 0:00:41.360 --> 0:00:43.240 we can't that's it. We're done with making up stupid 0:00:43.240 --> 0:00:44.360 things because you can't do anything. 0:00:44.400 --> 0:00:46.199 Honestly, we shouldn't even be saying what number it is. 0:00:46.240 --> 0:00:47.839 I feel like people listening like, are we going to 0:00:47.920 --> 0:00:49.440 do this if we get up to like episode one 0:00:49.520 --> 0:00:50.280 hundred and twelve? 0:00:50.479 --> 0:00:51.240 Yeah, how awkward? 0:00:51.320 --> 0:00:52.920 Is episode one hundred and twelve sound? 0:00:53.000 --> 0:00:53.720 Why not? Well? 0:00:53.800 --> 0:00:55.800 Okay, well let's keep going with whatever you want. 0:00:55.640 --> 0:00:57.560 And it would it be one hundred to twelve or 0:00:57.640 --> 0:00:58.800 is it one hundred and twelve? 0:00:59.120 --> 0:01:00.160 I say one hundred twel. 0:01:00.480 --> 0:01:02.680 You said one hundred and twelve just before. Well, this 0:01:02.840 --> 0:01:05.280 is you're rolling your eyes. I mean, let's get rolling, 0:01:05.360 --> 0:01:08.880 I want to eat some cereal. So, as we always 0:01:08.959 --> 0:01:11.240 do on Serial Killers, here we will do a classic 0:01:11.520 --> 0:01:14.679 and a new and probably a bonus box because Andrew 0:01:14.760 --> 0:01:16.880 likes to eat three bowls of cereal per episode. 0:01:17.000 --> 0:01:19.760 You make it seem like it's all my doing. You 0:01:19.840 --> 0:01:21.480 are just as much a part of this. I am 0:01:21.520 --> 0:01:23.840 merely a passenger in your vehicle. 0:01:24.280 --> 0:01:27.280 Well, okay, thanks for getting in my vehicle. So which 0:01:27.319 --> 0:01:31.399 would you like to a windows? Because I tape them 0:01:31.480 --> 0:01:33.360 up with black papers and nobody can see in. 0:01:33.680 --> 0:01:35.280 The cereal stays fresher that way. 0:01:36.880 --> 0:01:40.280 All right, So let's head back to nineteen ninety one. 0:01:40.560 --> 0:01:43.120 Okay, that's the year I was born, it was the. 0:01:43.160 --> 0:01:44.679 Year you were born, and that was also the year 0:01:44.720 --> 0:01:48.080 that this cereal was introduced. Okay, it's an offshoot from 0:01:48.080 --> 0:01:52.320 a very popular yellow boxed cereal corn Pops. No, so 0:01:52.360 --> 0:01:55.000 I'm sure you know what it is, cop boxed the 0:01:55.120 --> 0:02:01.040 Little Little round O's ceios. Yes, what variety can waffles cheerios? 0:02:01.320 --> 0:02:03.600 There's no such thing. Look, you're just gonna have to 0:02:03.600 --> 0:02:05.280 face the fact that we're not doing chicken and waffle 0:02:05.320 --> 0:02:07.600 cereal post. You could send us some if you want, 0:02:07.640 --> 0:02:10.000 but they're not on the shelves anymore so, and I'm 0:02:10.000 --> 0:02:13.160 not spending forty bucks for a box on eBay, but 0:02:15.000 --> 0:02:16.560 I will find you a box, all right. So let 0:02:16.560 --> 0:02:18.880 me go into my cereal sack a. 0:02:20.760 --> 0:02:22.280 Multi grain cheerios. They're my favorite. 0:02:22.360 --> 0:02:23.600 Multi grain cheerios. 0:02:23.720 --> 0:02:26.120 Team Cheerios were my favorite, but multi grain these are. 0:02:26.040 --> 0:02:28.160 Kind of similar, and I love it. They're similar. 0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:28.920 They're delicious. 0:02:29.000 --> 0:02:31.519 So oh shot out by the way to our buddy 0:02:31.600 --> 0:02:33.959 Raj again. Did you see the picture he sent of 0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:37.440 his kids all holding up boxes of cheerios? Yeah, I'm 0:02:37.440 --> 0:02:41.320 sure I'll mess their names up, but uh, Manisha, Son, Jean, 0:02:42.040 --> 0:02:43.480 and Ashana. Did I get it right? 0:02:43.560 --> 0:02:44.160 I think he did? 0:02:44.240 --> 0:02:46.280 They were so cute. There is by the way, Amy, 0:02:46.440 --> 0:02:49.520 My wife loves his kitchen. She's like, look the beautiful 0:02:49.520 --> 0:02:51.880 that kitchen is. She was so mad that our kitchens 0:02:52.160 --> 0:02:52.560 are great. 0:02:52.560 --> 0:02:55.040 I love the memes that we get. It's hysterical. 0:02:55.080 --> 0:02:57.920 I want Vasquez with the memes. Yes, he's out of control, 0:02:57.960 --> 0:03:00.040 but I love them. Now. You know what, the this 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:01.920 doesn't really need a Scottie shake, but I'm gonna do 0:03:01.960 --> 0:03:05.280 it because there's different types of o's and they probably 0:03:05.320 --> 0:03:06.960 all like hang out with each other. While no one's 0:03:06.960 --> 0:03:09.440 eat eating them, So let's mix them up. 0:03:11.040 --> 0:03:13.880 Okay, what goes on in your mind? Is my question? 0:03:14.000 --> 0:03:16.399 Like you really think the cereal talks to each other? 0:03:16.560 --> 0:03:18.799 Yeah, you know what, Like the whole grain ones are 0:03:18.800 --> 0:03:21.080 like hanging by themselves. They're all in a click. 0:03:21.200 --> 0:03:22.960 There's gentrification in the cereal bait. 0:03:23.000 --> 0:03:25.880 That's right, all right, So now they're all mixed. Let's 0:03:26.080 --> 0:03:28.200 get our cups. I'm gonna we're gonna definitely have to 0:03:28.200 --> 0:03:30.440 get balls because I need the sound of like cereal 0:03:30.480 --> 0:03:31.280 pawing at the balls. 0:03:31.320 --> 0:03:34.520 I did you say powering? Yeah, we need some cereal 0:03:34.600 --> 0:03:38.320 powering in the bowls. I'm scart of ay, listen to you. 0:03:39.120 --> 0:03:42.640 I hope you'll pod me a big bowl. Well, I 0:03:42.720 --> 0:03:44.240 put down my Ciga say. 0:03:44.480 --> 0:03:47.600 Nineteen twenty called Andrew. All right, going into the refrigerator. 0:03:48.000 --> 0:03:50.400 We're gonna get our one percent dairy pure milk. 0:03:50.600 --> 0:03:50.960 Love it. 0:03:51.080 --> 0:03:53.200 I did say we're gonna have lactate for this episode, 0:03:53.200 --> 0:03:55.680 but I still have a full half gallon. 0:03:55.400 --> 0:03:57.440 Here, so my stomach is sticks a middle finger in 0:03:57.440 --> 0:03:57.920 your face. 0:03:58.400 --> 0:04:01.000 We'll probably have lactaids soon as soon as this friends out, Well, 0:04:01.280 --> 0:04:04.200 soon we'll get a sponsor. Maybe lack table. Send us 0:04:04.200 --> 0:04:05.960 coupons for free containers. 0:04:06.200 --> 0:04:08.960 I wish nice. Why do you still pour so much? 0:04:09.440 --> 0:04:11.200 It's we both have agreed. 0:04:11.560 --> 0:04:11.920 You're right. 0:04:12.120 --> 0:04:13.800 The next one do a small amount. 0:04:14.000 --> 0:04:16.920 Oh no, the next one you might need a full cup. 0:04:17.080 --> 0:04:17.720 Corn pops. 0:04:17.760 --> 0:04:19.679 We'll see corn pops. Would you stop? 0:04:19.800 --> 0:04:19.880 Chi? 0:04:20.440 --> 0:04:22.400 I have no idea, what's going on? Cut it out? 0:04:22.640 --> 0:04:25.440 All right? Here we go. Multi grain cheerios, General Mills. 0:04:26.680 --> 0:04:29.480 Mm hmm, I'm going to be controversial. 0:04:29.720 --> 0:04:33.160 Okay, four balls in a spoom. That is very controversial. 0:04:33.320 --> 0:04:33.520 Yep. 0:04:34.080 --> 0:04:35.880 I taste a hint of honey nut cheios, just still 0:04:35.880 --> 0:04:36.320 a little bit. 0:04:36.480 --> 0:04:36.680 Yep. 0:04:37.000 --> 0:04:39.000 One of the grains that are in there. Yeah, I'm 0:04:39.040 --> 0:04:41.320 not loving Is it the rye? Maybe? I'm not sure. 0:04:41.520 --> 0:04:44.360 See that's where you're dumb, because it's a delicious cereal. 0:04:44.839 --> 0:04:46.280 I don't understand how you cannot like. 0:04:46.240 --> 0:04:49.400 This and say it's not delicious. But it's only lightly sweetened. 0:04:50.000 --> 0:04:51.520 Oh and the problem is, which is. 0:04:51.440 --> 0:04:53.560 Why we did this one first, because if we did 0:04:53.560 --> 0:04:55.520 the other ones first, woo you would this would have 0:04:55.560 --> 0:04:56.080 no taste. 0:04:56.279 --> 0:05:00.520 I love multi grain cheerios. I actually sometimes eat tube this. 0:05:00.880 --> 0:05:03.120 Wow. So four balls and a spoon from you? Yeah? 0:05:03.200 --> 0:05:05.040 Three balls from me. It's good. What do you make 0:05:05.080 --> 0:05:05.599 faces for? 0:05:06.240 --> 0:05:07.680 You are an idiot. 0:05:08.160 --> 0:05:11.760 Cereal has to be like astronomical to get five balls 0:05:11.760 --> 0:05:13.719 from me, and there's got to be some sort of 0:05:13.720 --> 0:05:14.520 marshmallow in it. 0:05:14.520 --> 0:05:16.680 It just is insane. It doesn't make sense to me 0:05:16.680 --> 0:05:17.800 why you wouldn't rate this higher. 0:05:18.000 --> 0:05:20.880 They're good, but they it has like a blandness to 0:05:20.920 --> 0:05:23.080 it because healthy taste, yes, one of those. 0:05:23.200 --> 0:05:24.640 So the healthy taste is what you don't want. 0:05:24.800 --> 0:05:25.919 Yeah, that loses points for me. 0:05:26.200 --> 0:05:27.159 I'm not surprised. 0:05:27.480 --> 0:05:29.840 Well, let's move on to the new one. Okay, but 0:05:29.880 --> 0:05:34.080 before we do that, we're gonna have to go back 0:05:34.120 --> 0:05:35.640 to the cereal graveyard. 0:05:36.160 --> 0:05:37.320 Is it Rocky Road Cereal? 0:05:37.560 --> 0:05:41.279 It is not Rocky Road Cereal. But back in I 0:05:41.320 --> 0:05:48.120 would say the mid to late eighties, Scary was not 0:05:48.279 --> 0:05:52.920 the only Jones enticing children on his bicycle. Give a listen, 0:05:53.200 --> 0:05:56.039 were you waiting for ice cream Jones and new ice 0:05:56.080 --> 0:05:58.960 cream cone Cereal named ice cream Jones? 0:06:00.320 --> 0:06:03.320 The kids, not ice cream cones. A crunchy new cereal 0:06:03.400 --> 0:06:08.520 for breakfast. The great taste of ice cream cones. I'll 0:06:08.560 --> 0:06:10.560 have vanilla, give me chocolate chip. 0:06:10.640 --> 0:06:12.400 They look like little ice cream cones. 0:06:12.640 --> 0:06:15.719 Taste like them the crunchy part of this nutritious breakfast 0:06:15.960 --> 0:06:19.800 by names ice cream jolts with the great taste of 0:06:19.839 --> 0:06:23.920 ice cream cones, ice cream cone Cereal. Why are your 0:06:23.920 --> 0:06:24.479 eyes like that? 0:06:26.240 --> 0:06:29.880 I there's there's really no words to how I'm feeling 0:06:29.880 --> 0:06:30.599 at the current moment. 0:06:30.960 --> 0:06:34.400 General Mills ice Cream Cone Cereal probably like eighty five 0:06:34.440 --> 0:06:37.039 eighty six or so, it came out, didn't last very long. 0:06:37.080 --> 0:06:39.400 They had a vanilla version and a chocolate chip version, 0:06:40.040 --> 0:06:44.600 and it was delicious. They were little cones and little balls, 0:06:44.680 --> 0:06:47.000 probably like you know, a coca pop. 0:06:46.839 --> 0:06:48.960 Teem like it's going to taste like dry dippin' dots. 0:06:49.160 --> 0:06:51.040 Well they don't have that anymore. This cereal has been 0:06:51.080 --> 0:06:52.159 gone for thirty years. 0:06:52.160 --> 0:06:54.359 Oh so you're not gonna whip out the ice cream Cereal. 0:06:54.760 --> 0:06:59.960 Well not that one now from General Mills. Drumstick Cereal. 0:07:00.400 --> 0:07:02.160 Oh god, what's the matter? 0:07:02.440 --> 0:07:04.440 I mean, I love drumsticks, but I feel like this 0:07:04.560 --> 0:07:05.440 is not going to be good. 0:07:05.680 --> 0:07:08.000 Well, this is not really like ice cream cone cereal 0:07:08.560 --> 0:07:11.400 back in the day version, it's you know, drumstick or 0:07:11.400 --> 0:07:13.720 the ice cream cones that you get in the freezer. Yeah, 0:07:13.760 --> 0:07:15.840 they're made by Nestley. I think so they're probably just 0:07:15.960 --> 0:07:18.960 using the name here Classic Vanilla because they do have 0:07:19.040 --> 0:07:22.280 a mint chocolate chip variety. You know how I feel 0:07:22.280 --> 0:07:24.480 about meta. So I left the mint on the shelf 0:07:24.560 --> 0:07:27.160 and this. For some reason, I've only been able to 0:07:27.160 --> 0:07:30.200 find this at Walmart. I haven't really seen this in 0:07:30.680 --> 0:07:33.880 Walmart is where you go for those types of sites supermarkets. 0:07:33.880 --> 0:07:35.679 Are you looking for something that is going to clog 0:07:35.720 --> 0:07:37.520 your arteries? Head to Walmart? 0:07:37.600 --> 0:07:39.080 Oh? Stop, we love Walmart. 0:07:39.440 --> 0:07:41.080 No, I mean, I'm not saying that's a bad thing. 0:07:41.480 --> 0:07:42.800 That's why I get my rice Krispy Trees. 0:07:42.920 --> 0:07:45.520 There are artery clogging foods everywhere. 0:07:45.920 --> 0:07:47.800 Yeah, I mean that's all right. 0:07:47.840 --> 0:07:49.920 So let's I mean, if you look at the front, 0:07:50.200 --> 0:07:53.760 it's in it. It's in a waffle cone bowl on. 0:07:53.720 --> 0:07:55.200 The chocolate covered. 0:07:55.440 --> 0:07:57.240 We need to get these. I would like to eat 0:07:57.280 --> 0:08:00.000 cereal out of these, and it appears as if they're 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:03.720 almost Golden Graham type. What it's supposed to be is 0:08:03.760 --> 0:08:05.160 like broken up cones. 0:08:04.880 --> 0:08:08.880 Cone cereal pieces, ice cream flavored scoops, and cocoa nuggets. 0:08:09.120 --> 0:08:12.440 Yeah. So basically it looks like to me Golden Grahams 0:08:12.720 --> 0:08:16.240 with cocoa puffs. And vanilla cookie crisp cereal all together. 0:08:16.520 --> 0:08:17.960 That's what this looks like to me. On the front 0:08:18.000 --> 0:08:19.640 of the box. Let's see how it tastes. 0:08:20.000 --> 0:08:22.960 It's not a real drumstick, though the real drumstick has 0:08:23.360 --> 0:08:23.920 nuts on. 0:08:23.840 --> 0:08:27.040 It, not all of them really. They make plain ones, 0:08:27.200 --> 0:08:29.720 remember nutty buddies? Can I say what cone? 0:08:29.760 --> 0:08:32.240 What's really disturbing is the back of the box shows 0:08:32.280 --> 0:08:33.200 what it should look like. 0:08:33.320 --> 0:08:34.160 You put it all together. 0:08:34.480 --> 0:08:35.640 It's like a Frankenstein. 0:08:37.040 --> 0:08:40.360 All right, let's open and little you know what. Walmart 0:08:40.400 --> 0:08:43.720 also only carries the family socks box. I just wanted 0:08:43.720 --> 0:08:45.880 the little one. But there's I guess you know, so sorry. 0:08:46.800 --> 0:08:50.920 It has almost no smell whatsoever. It's very strange. All right, 0:08:50.920 --> 0:08:54.080 hold on, I'm being cautiously optimistic. 0:08:56.800 --> 0:09:00.000 This is Yeah. Cautiously optimistic is a good way to 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:02.440 go into this one. I feel as well. 0:09:02.400 --> 0:09:04.000 Hey, it might be delicious. Let's see. 0:09:04.200 --> 0:09:06.400 Yeah, I doubt it's chocolate toast crunch. And then that 0:09:06.440 --> 0:09:08.360 turned out to be one of my favorites. See, if 0:09:08.360 --> 0:09:10.360 you give it a try, anything can be good. 0:09:11.240 --> 0:09:15.000 All right, So General Mills Drumstick Cereal. 0:09:15.800 --> 0:09:18.200 I don't like the vanilla pieces. I can tell you 0:09:18.200 --> 0:09:19.960 that from now. It's a weird shape. 0:09:20.160 --> 0:09:27.520 Yeah. They look like a smaller cookie crisp. Yeah, it 0:09:27.600 --> 0:09:28.920 kind of tastes like ice cream. 0:09:29.080 --> 0:09:33.560 No, yes, no, you're wrong. Not. 0:09:34.240 --> 0:09:36.800 Yeah, I'm gonna eat it piece by piece. I'm gonna 0:09:36.800 --> 0:09:39.079 do the square piece right now. Hold on the square 0:09:39.080 --> 0:09:40.880 pieces of Golden Gram. Please eat one of those. You'll 0:09:40.920 --> 0:09:42.880 see Okay, square pieces of Golden Gram. 0:09:42.920 --> 0:09:44.080 Oh please, I'm fishing it. 0:09:44.160 --> 0:09:47.000 Definitely is same company Golden Gram, all right. Now the 0:09:47.080 --> 0:09:49.760 chocolate piece please, Okay, this is a cocoa puff. It's 0:09:49.800 --> 0:09:53.360 almost a cocoa puff. Yeah. Not, it's flavorful, same company 0:09:53.360 --> 0:09:58.080 cocoa puffs. Yeah, and whatever this thing is so. 0:09:58.080 --> 0:10:00.439 All the flavor comes from the vanilla. 0:10:00.679 --> 0:10:04.560 Yeah, agreed. And basically these are all General Mill cereals. 0:10:04.600 --> 0:10:06.480 And they just took pieces of and threw them in 0:10:06.480 --> 0:10:07.640 a box and call him drumstick. 0:10:07.760 --> 0:10:10.320 If I were the PR executive or the advertising or 0:10:10.320 --> 0:10:12.520 marketing person who was like, all right, General Mills, what 0:10:12.559 --> 0:10:14.679 does our cereal taste like? And they presented this to me, 0:10:14.720 --> 0:10:17.000 I'd be like, so you took pieces out of every 0:10:17.040 --> 0:10:17.720 other cereal. 0:10:17.920 --> 0:10:21.880 I just threw them together. Yeah, it's it's befit sitting 0:10:21.920 --> 0:10:24.240 in there, seriously that summer intern. He needs to go 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:26.560 get back to college. Wait. 0:10:26.600 --> 0:10:30.160 I actually saw the funniest meme that I think explains 0:10:30.200 --> 0:10:32.800 a lot of what we eat now on this podcast, 0:10:33.200 --> 0:10:36.640 where it's like if Burger King has started putting burger 0:10:36.679 --> 0:10:39.800 patties and tacos, if Taco Bell has started selling French fries, 0:10:39.840 --> 0:10:42.200 if sour Patch now makes a cereal. It's how you 0:10:42.200 --> 0:10:43.280 know pot is legalized. 0:10:45.240 --> 0:10:47.600 Very true. So let's rate it. I will give it 0:10:47.640 --> 0:10:50.319 three balls. I think it's pretty good. I think it's 0:10:50.320 --> 0:10:52.280 three balls good, two bowls. 0:10:52.000 --> 0:10:54.560 In a spoon. All right, it's not bad, but it's 0:10:54.600 --> 0:10:56.960 not something I would reach for because there's too much 0:10:57.000 --> 0:11:00.240 going on in it. I don't really like that there's 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:02.720 three different shapes. It throws me off. 0:11:03.160 --> 0:11:05.680 So you would like one shape that makes all the 0:11:05.720 --> 0:11:07.840 flavors together. All right, we'll have to get on. 0:11:07.760 --> 0:11:10.199 That when they give When General mills or posts or 0:11:10.240 --> 0:11:11.800 someone gets in contact with us and it is like 0:11:12.040 --> 0:11:14.400 your podcast has a smashing success. Would you like a 0:11:14.440 --> 0:11:15.440 cereal named after you? 0:11:15.640 --> 0:11:16.920 Yeah? But I want to create it? 0:11:17.040 --> 0:11:19.800 Yeah? Same? I mean, what would your cereal taste like? 0:11:20.120 --> 0:11:21.880 Well, you know, there'd be marshmallows in it. Yeah, there's 0:11:21.880 --> 0:11:23.680 no doubt. I don't want it to be overly sweet, 0:11:23.720 --> 0:11:27.400 but there's gonna be. I think I want chocolate marshmallows. 0:11:27.400 --> 0:11:31.000 See I would use chocolate marshmallows as the basso, but 0:11:31.120 --> 0:11:34.200 so that means more marshmallows than cereal. I don't know 0:11:34.280 --> 0:11:36.800 what the cereal would be. I have to I'm gonna 0:11:36.800 --> 0:11:37.760 think about it. 0:11:37.960 --> 0:11:40.360 I feel like mine would be like a cinnamon toast 0:11:40.520 --> 0:11:44.120 crunch ish lucky charm mix. 0:11:44.400 --> 0:11:45.360 Okay, I gotcha. 0:11:45.520 --> 0:11:47.040 I want like cinnamon charms. 0:11:47.280 --> 0:11:50.520 You know. Wow, that could be. That may have been 0:11:50.520 --> 0:11:52.439 a thing. Who knows. I'm gonna have to do some research. 0:11:52.960 --> 0:11:53.959 So this is talk. 0:11:54.000 --> 0:11:55.840 It sound like you're like about to do a thesis 0:11:56.559 --> 0:11:58.640 whether or not cinnamon charms existed. 0:11:58.720 --> 0:11:59.320 I'm definitely not. 0:11:59.600 --> 0:12:02.560 Let me go do my research. Okay, mister investigator, have 0:12:02.600 --> 0:12:03.160 a good time. 0:12:03.400 --> 0:12:06.760 This is the part of the show where we do 0:12:06.800 --> 0:12:09.280 a bonus box, but in this case, it's. 0:12:09.080 --> 0:12:14.120 A Serial Killers listener request. 0:12:15.880 --> 0:12:19.000 It actually is a listener request. It is this is 0:12:19.040 --> 0:12:23.520 a listener request. You want it, I'll tell you that much. 0:12:23.600 --> 0:12:26.320 Okay, I'm not gonna say it again. It's not it 0:12:26.360 --> 0:12:28.600 is it. It's not chicken and waffles. 0:12:28.640 --> 0:12:30.839 Well, I'll tell you what. This cereal was first introduced 0:12:31.240 --> 0:12:36.280 in nineteen fifty, derailing everything nineteen fifty, and it only 0:12:36.440 --> 0:12:40.000 had a mascot for a very short amount of time. 0:12:40.520 --> 0:12:45.240 This cereal first started out as corn pops, Love corn Pops, 0:12:45.800 --> 0:12:49.360 then sugar corn pops, Love corn Pops, then sugar pops, 0:12:50.080 --> 0:12:52.439 then sugar corn pops. Then they had to drop the 0:12:52.480 --> 0:12:55.320 sugar again, and it was corn pops, then just pops, 0:12:55.800 --> 0:13:00.160 and now corn pops. And from nineteen seventy nine this 0:13:00.280 --> 0:13:02.720 was the only mascot that they ever had to my knowledge, 0:13:02.880 --> 0:13:05.520 and his name do you know? Oh you weren't born? 0:13:05.800 --> 0:13:07.880 No big yellow What howdy? 0:13:08.080 --> 0:13:10.640 I'm big yellow and I'm so wild about Kellogg Sugar 0:13:10.679 --> 0:13:13.160 Corn Pops. I'll trade my big yellow bird from a 0:13:13.240 --> 0:13:14.760 bowl of those big yellow pops. 0:13:15.360 --> 0:13:17.839 Trade me that big yellow taste from my big yellow. 0:13:17.640 --> 0:13:21.840 Corn, my golf clubs, my car keys. Hold on, what 0:13:21.920 --> 0:13:23.560 do I need to eat? A bowl of those big 0:13:23.640 --> 0:13:29.640 yellow pops? Godwool, Kellogg Sugar corn Pop cereal plus toast, juice, 0:13:29.679 --> 0:13:32.280 milk and spread. He is a smart start to your day. 0:13:32.679 --> 0:13:36.559 Kellogg Sugar Corn Pops. Those big yellow pops are tops. 0:13:36.200 --> 0:13:38.120 All right? I don't know what that crazy cuckoo bird 0:13:38.200 --> 0:13:40.560 was in the back making sounds. This was just a 0:13:40.640 --> 0:13:42.520 weird seventies thing. 0:13:43.240 --> 0:13:45.040 What does big yellow look like? 0:13:45.400 --> 0:13:47.560 It looked like a text. He's got a big yellow hat, 0:13:47.760 --> 0:13:49.840 almost like curious George is the guy with the big 0:13:49.920 --> 0:13:52.240 yellow hat, a big yellow like Texas hat. But he's 0:13:52.280 --> 0:13:56.200 a short little dude, so sound round kinda. I don't 0:13:56.200 --> 0:13:58.360 know who thinks of these things. There must have been 0:13:58.400 --> 0:14:01.400 a biff in the seventies, a young man super high 0:14:01.400 --> 0:14:04.600 on something. We're in polyester pants, all right, So I'm. 0:14:04.440 --> 0:14:07.440 Gonna go down to the cereal sack corn pop. 0:14:07.520 --> 0:14:10.640 Look at that Kellogg's corn pops. I love corn pop 0:14:10.760 --> 0:14:13.400 sweet crispy crunch. By the way, did you notice how 0:14:13.440 --> 0:14:16.840 he said that sugar corn pops, along with toast and 0:14:16.960 --> 0:14:19.800 spread and juice and milk were a part of this 0:14:19.880 --> 0:14:24.600 complete breakfast. First of all, who's drinking orange juice with cereal? 0:14:24.800 --> 0:14:27.720 I don't know who's also drinking a second glass of milk? 0:14:27.760 --> 0:14:29.840 Yeah, we've been over this before, and. 0:14:29.880 --> 0:14:33.400 The complete breakfast model is why Americans are so fat? 0:14:33.400 --> 0:14:34.200 But why toast? 0:14:34.280 --> 0:14:37.720 Because the standard was like are you eating fourteen thousand 0:14:37.800 --> 0:14:39.280 calories before you go to school. 0:14:40.200 --> 0:14:43.640 But I don't understand the toast with butter, but they 0:14:43.680 --> 0:14:45.480 say spread. They don't even want you to use real butter. 0:14:45.520 --> 0:14:47.160 They want you to use like country crops or whatever 0:14:47.160 --> 0:14:50.120 the hell margarine was in the seventies, you know, I mean. 0:14:50.000 --> 0:14:52.880 This just feels like it's the most unhealthy, Like if 0:14:52.920 --> 0:14:55.440 I'm gonna eat toast with butter after eating corn pops? 0:14:55.440 --> 0:14:58.440 Are those to carbs? Yes? Oh my god, all right, 0:14:58.960 --> 0:15:01.240 so let's get in. They look a little more yellow 0:15:01.840 --> 0:15:02.480 than I remember. 0:15:02.920 --> 0:15:04.360 Wait, can I see them for a second. 0:15:04.440 --> 0:15:06.200 Yeah, what's the matter. 0:15:06.440 --> 0:15:08.800 I think they made them smaller. Really, when I was 0:15:08.840 --> 0:15:10.680 a kid, I felt like they were huge. 0:15:11.000 --> 0:15:13.320 Well, gotta have my pops, you know. That was the 0:15:13.320 --> 0:15:15.040 big thing in the nineties at eighties too. 0:15:15.640 --> 0:15:18.840 So all right, should I start calling you doctor Scott. 0:15:19.360 --> 0:15:23.000 I'll take doctor B please, Doctor B. Yes, all right, 0:15:23.440 --> 0:15:24.920 we already know what these are going to taste like. 0:15:24.960 --> 0:15:27.120 So this is just you know, our corn pop's bad 0:15:27.160 --> 0:15:27.400 for you. 0:15:27.880 --> 0:15:30.080 Nothing is bad for you. There's no cereal that we 0:15:30.120 --> 0:15:31.280 eat that's bad for you. 0:15:31.320 --> 0:15:34.200 Look in moderation, everything's great, but not meth. 0:15:36.840 --> 0:15:40.120 Yeah, I don't think you should do method moderation. Here 0:15:40.160 --> 0:15:40.440 we go. 0:15:40.560 --> 0:15:43.600 What do you think I'm moving Bible, I'm dumb. 0:15:44.520 --> 0:15:46.640 Great. My favorite thing about corn pops is and I 0:15:46.640 --> 0:15:49.400 remember as a kid, I would love when like the 0:15:49.440 --> 0:15:52.720 center of it would get soggy but the outside state crispy. 0:15:52.880 --> 0:15:53.640 How do they do it? 0:15:53.720 --> 0:15:56.000 I you know what, because there's a little butt crack. 0:15:56.280 --> 0:15:58.400 There's a little butt crack in these also, so it 0:15:58.480 --> 0:16:01.440 allowsts for some of them milk to seep in and 0:16:01.600 --> 0:16:03.320 keeping the outside crunchy at the same time. 0:16:03.360 --> 0:16:05.920 It's amazing because it gets like instantly soggy in the center, 0:16:06.480 --> 0:16:08.520 but the outside sees crunchy and delicious. 0:16:08.640 --> 0:16:09.200 Fantastic. 0:16:09.360 --> 0:16:10.000 Ten out of ten. 0:16:10.520 --> 0:16:12.320 Well, we only have five balls though, so how many? 0:16:12.440 --> 0:16:13.200 I told you five? 0:16:13.200 --> 0:16:13.920 Bowl? You did? 0:16:14.080 --> 0:16:17.120 Yeah? I wasn't listening, clearly, When do you ever listen 0:16:17.200 --> 0:16:17.320 to me? 0:16:17.680 --> 0:16:20.080 Four balls for me? For Kellogg's corn pops. It's a classic, 0:16:20.120 --> 0:16:22.920 It's delicious, been around for almost seventy years. We all 0:16:22.920 --> 0:16:25.440 have you a big yellow, yeah, big yellow thanks for 0:16:25.480 --> 0:16:28.560 bringing us our pops. So thank you for listening to 0:16:28.640 --> 0:16:32.840 episode number twenty six. Yes of serial Killers follow us 0:16:32.880 --> 0:16:36.680 on Twitter please it's serial Killers PC and of course 0:16:36.720 --> 0:16:38.880 that's Cereals with a C because we don't kill people, 0:16:39.040 --> 0:16:40.120 so that would be with an. 0:16:40.000 --> 0:16:42.360 Ass right, you think him wagh too much into this? 0:16:42.480 --> 0:16:43.880 I am let's wrap it up. 0:16:43.880 --> 0:16:47.120 Andy, you're Zie Scotti Bee on Twitter. 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