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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today, and

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Speaker 1: the subject is everything is a minor inconvenience. We'll talk

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Speaker 1: about that, get into that, find out what that's all about.

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Speaker 1: And just a few because right now the nephew is

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Speaker 1: here with today's prank phone call. Nephew, Well we work today.

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Speaker 2: Oh sure, I got it for you.

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Speaker 3: You know, you know, everybody gonna have one and if

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Speaker 3: somebody has to plan it. But this right here is

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Speaker 3: your funeral arrangements. Your funeral arrangements.

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Speaker 2: Uh huh, yeah, a lot of people don't know that.

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Speaker 3: You know, these things need to take place, but you

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Speaker 3: know some people might want to get it taken.

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Speaker 2: Pare the phot they leave here.

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying before they lead, like I

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Speaker 3: want my I want my stuff in alle you know understand,

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Speaker 3: Like I'm gonna have I told y'all before, I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: have a funeral rehearsal.

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm gonna.

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Speaker 3: Have a rehearsal because you're not gonna show up at

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Speaker 3: my funeral and I know we wouldn't that You're not

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Speaker 3: going to do that.

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Speaker 2: You're not gonna do that. And know you'll be dead.

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Speaker 3: That's why you have to have a funeral. So we

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Speaker 3: know how it's supposed to go. The rehearsal, the rehearsal. Yes,

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Speaker 3: So Carlo, while we have rehearsal, I'll be laying there

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Speaker 3: and when I see somebody come up, you know, I

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Speaker 3: pop up and say, you know.

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Speaker 2: Dann will we ain't like that dog? Come on, dog dog?

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Speaker 1: You know up, We're gonna pop out exactly.

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Speaker 2: So you get to put all these calls, crying calls, crying.

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Speaker 2: Put all that crying.

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Speaker 3: You ain't little me like that that ste Come on,

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Speaker 3: all right, this is your funeral arrangement.

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Speaker 2: Let's go care doucs.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to retell you miss Diana. Please

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Speaker 4: the moment I take a message fee. My name is

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Speaker 4: John John. I'm actually the funeral director here funeral home.

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Speaker 4: Because Diane came in earlier today and tried to get

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Speaker 4: the arrangements. First of all, I want to say my

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Speaker 4: condolences to you all and your entire family for what

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Speaker 4: you're going through. She built out some paperwork here and

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Speaker 4: I wanted to make sure I got everything actually correct.

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Speaker 4: I'm a little not sure on what she wants on

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Speaker 4: the actual tombstone. I don't know what she wants. Rob

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Speaker 4: or Robert? Are you are you wanted the members that

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Speaker 4: may be able to tell me exactly what she would want?

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Speaker 2: On?

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Speaker 4: Oh, I am I'm Robert. What's this all about?

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Speaker 2: It?

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Speaker 4: She's giving me this morning? What you talking about? Okay?

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Speaker 4: Hold on, certain sir, you're you're who I am? Robert?

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Speaker 4: Rob Robert?

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Speaker 2: That's me?

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Speaker 4: Okay? And is there a senior or well junior is

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Speaker 4: just a child? I'm Roberto. That's who I am. Junior

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Speaker 4: or a child either one of us? Did we're health? Okay? Okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 4: hang on? Oh my god, all right, I don't okay

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Speaker 4: hang on second sir, Yeah yeah, ms ms sir MS.

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Speaker 4: Diane is your wife?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: That is my wife? And you sure you got the

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Speaker 4: right down? You sure she came in uh this morning?

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Speaker 4: Uh maybe five five? Uh what salt and pepper, hair,

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Speaker 4: shoulder ling? Uh maybe a medium brown complex mm hmm.

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Speaker 4: What kind of costumes? Which is having you see the

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Speaker 4: cars and see.

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Speaker 1: The car something?

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Speaker 4: Uh it seemed like it was a uh some type

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Speaker 4: of was it a Camry? I think yeah that's what

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Speaker 4: I mean? What happened? Tell me actually tell me what

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Speaker 4: happened this moment she came in and said what he

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Speaker 2: Mster, why why? Why?

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Speaker 4: Why? Why do I call back when Miss Diane is there?

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Speaker 4: We can go call down, you know, tell me that

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Speaker 4: right now. I need to know what is going on.

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Speaker 4: My wife want to tell me she would have a

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Speaker 4: food for me, and you tell me you would call me.

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Speaker 4: Let me know, tell me that, sir. All I know

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Speaker 4: is is Miss Diane came in. The paperwork was a

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Speaker 4: little I was just coming a re evaluating, know what

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Speaker 4: I what? I what I what was written here? It

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Speaker 4: wasn't right. I mean, she came in, she she picked

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Speaker 4: out the casket, she did everything that she was supposed

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Speaker 4: to casket casket bro bro. But I don't understand. I

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Speaker 4: don't really understand what's going on. But I'm gonna find

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Speaker 4: I've never been in a I've never been in a

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Speaker 4: situation like this. Okay, so we're about to get in

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Speaker 4: the sensual way. Maybe I need to call back when

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Speaker 4: this Diane gets there. I said, I need to talk

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Speaker 4: to you now. She had six o'clock. Don't worry about that.

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Speaker 4: Where you at anyway? What's your name again? Where you at?

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Speaker 4: I'm I'm I'm John, Sir, I'm the I'm the funeral

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Speaker 4: homes by round. I'm sorry, y'all. You might be. You

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Speaker 4: might be making some soiler ram for her too. I

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Speaker 4: might even switch things for her team on there. Okay, sir,

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Speaker 4: Just what sixt o'clock is? Six o'clock, sir, six o'clock there, sir.

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Speaker 4: A funeral is a very serious thing, sir. So you're

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Speaker 4: you're so serious?

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Speaker 2: Bro.

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Speaker 4: Uh, Look my wife is becoming. She's trying to bury me me.

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Speaker 4: I'm Rock. Wouldn't even be on the paper. Robert. It's

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Speaker 4: it's Rob or Robert, whichever one.

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Speaker 2: I mean. I don't I don't. I mean, I won't.

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Speaker 4: I don't. I don't, I don't. I don't know even

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Speaker 4: be decent, you know what I'm saying. We didn't even argue.

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Speaker 4: We had a little last argument last week by little

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Speaker 4: light buil or something, little black man. But you can

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Speaker 4: having funerals of mery. I tell you that this up.

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Speaker 4: They got the right now, you got the right one.

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Speaker 4: I tell you, man, I'm not watch mister. I mean,

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Speaker 4: since I have you on the phone, is can I

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Speaker 4: ask you, what is it all right? If I asked

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Speaker 4: you something, sir, man, you want to ask me? Brother?

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Speaker 4: I mean, since since it is your funeral, would you

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Speaker 4: would you like the light blue lining or the white

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Speaker 4: lining in the inside on the inside that you played

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Speaker 4: with me right now? You now you're trying me. Now

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Speaker 4: if I come down there and swing, you won't like it.

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Speaker 4: It's gonna be two funerals. You keep on last, you're

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Speaker 4: gonna put your own playing. Man. I'm not here cussing

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Speaker 4: my like here twelve hour shift. All I said, I

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Speaker 4: a little bit lights up around here. It's gonna keep

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Speaker 4: the billing eye. But she would say, huh around here

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Speaker 4: at little, sir, be light so light, so light? A funeral?

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Speaker 4: Come on, man, boy, I swear to God, just gonna

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Speaker 4: tell you. I'm saying, can I can? I? Can? I? Can?

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Speaker 2: I tell you?

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Speaker 4: What else your wife told me when she was here?

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Speaker 4: What what else told you? I you, I need to

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Speaker 4: know anywhere, I need to know, tell me why kill?

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Speaker 4: But she told me to tell you exactly who I was? What?

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Speaker 4: Who are you? I'm sorry? Who are you? The race?

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Speaker 4: I'm not John, I'm not John from the funeral home.

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Speaker 4: You better let me. You better tell me you no

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Speaker 4: better else, not no, no, no, nothing, none of it.

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Speaker 4: Lie it this right here. His nephew tire me from

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Speaker 4: the Steve Arby Martin Show. Your white Diane got me

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Speaker 4: the prank phone. Call you Hello, swell boy, I swear y'all,

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Speaker 4: y'allie some boy. Y'all pay too much? Man, y'all just

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Speaker 4: stop paying people. Sing man, man, I'll just see you.

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Speaker 4: I said, Hey, man, look here, bro big better need

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Speaker 4: a suit man. I need all that eat, all that shoes,

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Speaker 4: sop head, all that all right, man, I had to that. Hey,

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Speaker 4: let me ask you, little what is the baddest radio

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Speaker 4: show in the land? Steeve Hobby Morning Show. And now now.

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Speaker 2: Come on, y'all give the drum.

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Speaker 1: Play too much, play.

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Speaker 2: Way too much.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna play hard though, Buffalo, New York. The nephew

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Speaker 3: come to town. You already know the tickets on sale. I

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Speaker 3: Am going to play as stupid as I can. Nephew,

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Speaker 3: time me in, friends, It's my house party comedy jam.

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Speaker 3: You don't want to miss it at the Shade Performing

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Speaker 3: Art Center. Did you hear me? I said? The Shade

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Speaker 3: Performing Art Center laying in the cut.

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Speaker 2: Is uh nephew, tell me Augusta, Georgia.

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Speaker 3: It's Friday, September the sixth at the Miller Theater, the

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Speaker 3: Miller Theater, and tickets are on seal rad. Now, what's

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Speaker 3: laying in the cut? October twenty six That is Saturday,

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Speaker 3: October twenty sixth, Lafayette, Louisiana at the Hyman Center. Nephew,

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Speaker 3: Time and friends coming your way. Tickets on seal right. Now,

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Speaker 3: that's a b MT production. Them my boys, them my

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Speaker 3: Texas Boys out of Boumart. B MT production. Tickets are

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Speaker 3: on seal right. Now, what y'all think about that?

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Speaker 2: All right? Okay, okay, all minds clear.

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Speaker 3: I'm not mad at Beaumont and Golden Triangles.

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Speaker 2: Goody now, yeah.

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Speaker 4: My favorite I just like saying whennye whinny?

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Speaker 2: All right, thank you, nephew.

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Speaker 1: Coming up next, it is my Strawberry letter for today,

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Speaker 1: and the subject is everything is a minor inconvenience Everything.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into it and find out what it's all about.

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