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Speaker 1: Are you? I don't know? And now you are lost?

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Speaker 1: I was pulling for her change happy, Yeah, Tommy, she

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Speaker 1: You think I ain't gonna know that? Yeah? But I

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Speaker 1: mean you got the what was the optimology question? Right

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Speaker 1: at his thin and blasted thurgery. I knew all that.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but you did, you did well? Yeah, you did,

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Speaker 1: you did well. Are you all so disappointed all the

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Speaker 1: braking or no, it's not that, Tommy. We're in disbelief

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Speaker 1: and shot all know the difference with your smart self. Okay,

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Speaker 1: now we're invited to the after party. Now we're happy

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Speaker 1: for you. You did great, nephew you did. If you

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Speaker 1: Tommy and are you smarter than nephew Tommy, please go

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Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey FM dot com to register and play.

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Speaker 1: One million dollars of Steve's money is at stake. Okay,

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Speaker 1: one million dollars. Let's get some people have dumb kids

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Speaker 1: and we have to just express that some people do

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Speaker 1: and when it comes time for pranking, this is it?

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Speaker 1: Your baby going back to pre k. Yes, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to reach Ms Thomas. Please, my name is Mr. Stapleton.

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Speaker 1: I'm actually the principal over at elementary school. You're I'm

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Speaker 1: He disobedient and talking two different things. Come on, okay,

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Speaker 1: well man, listen. What we've decided here is we're gonna

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Speaker 1: let him do another year of kindergarten. No, stir man,

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Speaker 1: that's that's the only choice. I have a uh No.

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Speaker 1: wrong if I'm understanding. He's he doesn't color as well

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Speaker 1: And that's kind of what we need when you first

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Speaker 1: you on this paper he did satisfactory all the way through.

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Speaker 1: Now you're about to me off of them already sick

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Speaker 1: calling me with some about my son blank and kindergarden.

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Speaker 1: He that kind of he does not color well, man,

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Speaker 1: color ain't gonna do with the dad kindergarten. He is

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Speaker 1: tell you what, Let me go and get my pens

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Speaker 1: And if y'all an't read it down, they're causing some comfort.

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Speaker 1: I'm not telling my baby when he come home the

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Speaker 1: I hate to say it, but I'm gonna have to

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Speaker 1: went back and put him in public school. I know

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Speaker 1: you're talking about some coloring. Give me your name again,

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Speaker 1: fourth we'll be coming in there going to school, and

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Speaker 1: I come from the doctor. The bottom line is, I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm not listening to no more this about him going backwards. Now,

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Speaker 1: in there that wrote my baby name down, your son's name, Thomas, ma'am, No,

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Speaker 1: flocking kindergarden. He is not going back to that kindergarten.

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Speaker 1: Don't bring your son down here. I call you once

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Speaker 1: I had because my son will be in that first grade.

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Speaker 1: Are you raising your voice? Who are you raising your voice?

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Speaker 1: You're talking crazy to me I'm crazy it in what

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Speaker 1: I'm a ground woman. I don't need to be explained

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Speaker 1: Can you color because your son can't color? God? Question that?

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Speaker 1: Ask me? Can I color you white and black? You

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Speaker 1: Can you color? No? My coloring and me the color

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got prank by

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