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Speaker 1: My girl, what's up?

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Speaker 2: Would you wait a minute? Is this the right number?

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Speaker 3: It's a loser line.

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Speaker 1: Go on, just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 1: the loser line before. It works like this. Let's say

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Speaker 1: someone approaches you while you're out at the club and

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Speaker 1: uses this charming pickup line on you. Hey girl, are

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Speaker 1: you African? Because I afrikin love you? Whatever you do?

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Speaker 1: Is this the urge to tell him that's your one

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Speaker 1: hundred and third most favorite bad pickup line of all

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Speaker 1: time instead revealed one. It's not great. Just reveal that

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Speaker 1: your weakness is a huge ego and a low IQ baby,

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Speaker 1: and then give him the digits to the loser line,

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Speaker 1: so hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can

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Speaker 1: play on the air. Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 2: Hi, we met last night at the saddle Off bar

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Speaker 2: and you you know you mentioned horses.

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Speaker 4: Anyway.

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Speaker 2: I don't usually say this so fun, but there's a

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Speaker 2: group I uh I Trot Twist and we meet up

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Speaker 2: like once a month. We're in costumes and the costumes

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Speaker 2: are optional but encouraged and other than that's how you

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Speaker 2: have to join the first night. But if you did,

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Speaker 2: just know that you're a you'd be welcome into a

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Speaker 2: to the herd with the open hoots at any point

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Speaker 2: you're not feel comfortable of saying the work because we

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Speaker 2: know nay means nay.

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Speaker 4: Get it?

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Speaker 2: So yeah, I'll call me back if you want to

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Speaker 2: brush each other's name's a little.

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Speaker 1: So am I understanding this right? This is the type

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Speaker 1: of guy who like goes to conventions with other amorous

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Speaker 1: horse people.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they are you interested? Is that why you're asking?

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Speaker 1: I'm just curious because it sounds like he is recruiting.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 5: I he was clearing his throat at first after he

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Speaker 5: was first talking, and he was actually making a horse noise.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, did you hear it?

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Speaker 6: Dude?

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Speaker 7: I want to be a horse because I want to

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Speaker 7: I want to have those feedback.

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Speaker 5: We know about horse girls, now, we know about horse guys.

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Speaker 3: Next method, Teddy. It's hopefully I'm not taking this too far,

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Speaker 3: but I've already pictured our first kiss in my mind.

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Speaker 3: The uber is going to drop me off just in

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Speaker 3: front of my place, and you're going to tell the

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Speaker 3: driver wait, I need to tell her something. And then

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Speaker 3: you get out of the car and you walk up

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Speaker 3: to me and it's raining it's raining. Harm. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 3: my rainstick. I tell you I have a rainstick, so

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Speaker 3: your hair is all wet, and you okay my eyes

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Speaker 3: and touched my chins ever so gently, and you say

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Speaker 3: it looks like you've got something on your lips.

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Speaker 2: It's me.

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Speaker 3: And then there's more rain and you kissed me and

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Speaker 3: then you walk back to the Uber in the rain

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Speaker 3: m next message.

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Speaker 5: Wow, these the type of fantasies guys have, right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, but sorry did she say rain stick?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: You know the rain sticks for they were real popular

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Speaker 5: in the nineties where you'd like flim them upside down

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Speaker 5: and then all the little music, yeah, come.

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Speaker 1: Down and oh she was doing that during the call. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: rain Oh that's really manifesting your kiss, like providing your

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Speaker 1: own sound effects for the dream that you had.

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Speaker 5: I mean she had bongos probably too, but maybe thunder

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Speaker 5: next time, the.

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Speaker 1: Sound of the car starting up and driving away.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, because Uber is not waiting for all this to happen.

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Speaker 2: It's probably true.

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Speaker 1: Remember we are on YouTube, TikTok, Insta and all of

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Speaker 1: the podcast platforms at Brooke and Jeffrey and go there

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Speaker 1: and hear all of our second date updates, our phone

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Speaker 1: taps awkwards and of course your favorite loser line just

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Speaker 4: Hey Orivia, it's just wanted to call and say thanks again,

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Speaker 4: appreciate you. Points out that rash I had on the

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Speaker 4: back of my neck. You know, I initially thought it

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Speaker 4: was just dangerous, so I'm glad you said something to me.

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Speaker 4: I got it checked out and the doctor says it's

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Speaker 4: just a keep induced fungo bloom, which apparently is totally

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Speaker 4: common and guys who wear a lot of fleets and

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Speaker 4: warm climates. I got some fungo cream and seems to

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Speaker 4: be taking care of it and it was not nearly

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Speaker 4: as bad as the ring where I call last summer.

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Speaker 4: But hey, that's how you learn, right, don't drink expird kombucha. Anyways,

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Speaker 4: the rash is pretty much gone, so if you want

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Speaker 4: let's put the fun in fungle.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, why is the word bloom so gross?

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Speaker 1: Do you think it's worse?

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Speaker 5: I mean, it's with fungle that makes it so bad.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I don't think that message was like

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Speaker 1: one hundred percent negative, because if he just got ringworm,

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Speaker 1: that must mean his body is looking snatch right now.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, the skin one. You're thinking tape worm.

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Speaker 1: Tape worm? Okay, never mind gross a tape worm, I

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Speaker 7: Ye hey, Rebecca, it's rick. I want to do something

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Speaker 7: really special for you. So I actually wrote a song.

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Speaker 7: It's not an original, but it's it's based on a

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Speaker 7: Justin Bieber song. I got my noodles in a bowl, Yeah,

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Speaker 7: in a pot. It stood of the shirtless on a stove.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's so hot. I made too much. So it's

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Speaker 6: yours now, don't gost me not Coroni's how I flirt, girl,

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Speaker 6: take no please, I fight a bear to share my cheese.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, that's my love.

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Speaker 6: I write your name and olbozis. Yeah, so snug still

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Speaker 6: call me back and bring a fork, yeah, or a spoon.

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Speaker 6: This past the parties where I pork you starts.

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Speaker 2: At noon.

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Speaker 1: Noon.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean nothing like a big bowl of sweaty

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Speaker 5: macaroni and cheese before you get it on.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is why you don't write your love parody

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Speaker 1: songs while you're still hungry.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Bleeds into the lyrics a little bit too much. That

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Speaker 1: was more like smoking word than anything. Remember, you can

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Speaker 1: listen to the Loser line regularly at this time every week,

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